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LARRY!! He-Man Woman Haters Club Being Formed !!
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Guv Bob
Apr 30, 2013, 12:58:21 PM4/30/13
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I call this hyur meeting of the He-Man Woman Haters Club tew order.
First off, less ree view....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBIC8JTQMMQ
Sekont eye dum of bidness.... the traditional shake-down for the Slush Fund. Here you go boys....
[Sound of coins being dropped into a hat]
Thud eye dum of bidness.... election of a new Presidunce. The only requar mint is that he has to have an endless supply of sob stories to tell and must bee willing to cross-post awl kinds of personal stuff that no bidy keers about. Any nominations?
TUBBY: They is only one feller what fits that bill -- I nominate Larry Sniffs.
CROWD: Yeah! Yeah! Larry Sniffs! The whiner king!! YEOOWW!!!
OK, all in favor?
CROWD: Tremendous laughter, screaming, hooting and hollering, and gnashing of teeth
Any opposed?
[Silence. A tumbleweed blows through the room]
Ok then the election is complete. Congrabulations Larry!! Saaaaa LOOT!!!!
LARRY: Thankye, thankye, thankye, thankye, thankye....
Aw shet up, Larry. Now as official Presidunce, yore first duty is to run like a bunny over to Sebm Lebm and git us some more Tom's Redskin Peanuts and 15 Bladder Busters. Here's a five.
TUBBY: Yeah and make it snappy! And, here... take this with you, too....
[Loud sound of someone breaking wind]
TUBBY: Keep the change!
CROWD: Tremendous laughter, screaming, hooting and hollering, and gnashing of teeth
Thankye raht kindly.
Meeting in ree cess until Presidunce Larry gits back.
Guv Bob
Electioneer
First off, less ree view....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBIC8JTQMMQ
Sekont eye dum of bidness.... the traditional shake-down for the Slush Fund. Here you go boys....
[Sound of coins being dropped into a hat]
Thud eye dum of bidness.... election of a new Presidunce. The only requar mint is that he has to have an endless supply of sob stories to tell and must bee willing to cross-post awl kinds of personal stuff that no bidy keers about. Any nominations?
TUBBY: They is only one feller what fits that bill -- I nominate Larry Sniffs.
CROWD: Yeah! Yeah! Larry Sniffs! The whiner king!! YEOOWW!!!
OK, all in favor?
CROWD: Tremendous laughter, screaming, hooting and hollering, and gnashing of teeth
Any opposed?
[Silence. A tumbleweed blows through the room]
Ok then the election is complete. Congrabulations Larry!! Saaaaa LOOT!!!!
LARRY: Thankye, thankye, thankye, thankye, thankye....
Aw shet up, Larry. Now as official Presidunce, yore first duty is to run like a bunny over to Sebm Lebm and git us some more Tom's Redskin Peanuts and 15 Bladder Busters. Here's a five.
TUBBY: Yeah and make it snappy! And, here... take this with you, too....
[Loud sound of someone breaking wind]
TUBBY: Keep the change!
CROWD: Tremendous laughter, screaming, hooting and hollering, and gnashing of teeth
Thankye raht kindly.
Meeting in ree cess until Presidunce Larry gits back.
Guv Bob
Electioneer
Guv Bob
Apr 30, 2013, 1:17:15 PM4/30/13
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Ain't yew back yit, Larry? All that electioneering dun give us awl the hongries!
Shake a laig, boy!
Guv Bob, Chair
Hongry Committee
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Shake a laig, boy!
Guv Bob, Chair
Hongry Committee
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Guv Bob
May 2, 2013, 11:42:14 AM5/2/13
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Welp! Awl high class orgunizations like this hyurine needs some kindly of a fund razing activity. The suggestion from Tubby wuz for holding a car warsh, butt hoo would pull into a parking lot with a bunch of old geezers with Dunlap Disease? Much less bee subjeked tew having awl them flabby bellies floppin up against the winders. That's enuff tew make even a feller with a floppy belly (not unlike my self) spill his 32 ounce Bladder Buster, ain't it.
Any ways, moving along...
The fellers awl voted last nite and come up with this Jim Dandy idear... We ordered up a few big old box full of these hyur calundurs for 2013 printed up with He-Man Woman Haters Club on um. The plan is tew sell um out front uv the post office. And if they give us a hard time, we jest tell um it's far the girl scouts and pull the usual sympathy routine.
http://www.fishline.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/waders.jpg
As appreciation for them as stands out front for 10-12 hours a day, yew wood git a 2-for-1 coupon for a 7/11 hot dawg.
Some bidy tole me that volunteerism is dead, butt it ain't. We awl reddy got won volunteer! Any more?
Guv Bob
PS -- Larry? Yore load will bee dropped off Saturdee at new HMWH Club HQ which is located behind the Hank Williams 24-Hour Flee Market, Robo-Wash and Family Fun Zone. Directions: http://www.geocities.ws/guvbob2003/rules.html
"Guv Bob" <guvbo...@yahooooooooooooooo.com> wrote in message news:TOqdnYbAgpW-ZeLM...@earthlink.com...
Any ways, moving along...
The fellers awl voted last nite and come up with this Jim Dandy idear... We ordered up a few big old box full of these hyur calundurs for 2013 printed up with He-Man Woman Haters Club on um. The plan is tew sell um out front uv the post office. And if they give us a hard time, we jest tell um it's far the girl scouts and pull the usual sympathy routine.
http://www.fishline.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/waders.jpg
As appreciation for them as stands out front for 10-12 hours a day, yew wood git a 2-for-1 coupon for a 7/11 hot dawg.
Some bidy tole me that volunteerism is dead, butt it ain't. We awl reddy got won volunteer! Any more?
Guv Bob
PS -- Larry? Yore load will bee dropped off Saturdee at new HMWH Club HQ which is located behind the Hank Williams 24-Hour Flee Market, Robo-Wash and Family Fun Zone. Directions: http://www.geocities.ws/guvbob2003/rules.html
"Guv Bob" <guvbo...@yahooooooooooooooo.com> wrote in message news:TOqdnYbAgpW-ZeLM...@earthlink.com...
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