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Salllytoo
Dec 18, 2001, 12:58:31 AM12/18/01
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By popular demand - Space Oddity (after Bowie)
Ground Control to 'lena Rose
M.H.A. to 'lena Rose
Take your pills and put your tinfoil helmet on
Ground Control to 'lena Rose
Commencing countdown, neurons on
Check ignition and may God's love be with you
(spoken)
Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff
This is Ground Control to 'lena Rose
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose breasts you wear
Now it's time to take the Ritalin if you dare
"This is 'lena Rose to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And my coffee has a most peculiar taste
Aaargh! It's got aspartame. What a waste.
For here
Am I sitting on my implant
Far above the world
Planet Earth is flat
And I can't do much 'bout that
Though I've spent one hundred thousand bucks
I'm feeling very still
And I think I'll start forgiving folks. Oh shucks.
Tell Rosalind I love her very much she knows"
Ground Control to 'lena Rose
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, 'lena Rose?
Can you hear me, 'lena Rose?
Can you hear me, 'lena Rose?
Can you....
"Here am I floating round in Usenet
Far above the Moon
Planet Earth is flat
And I can't do much 'bout that."
Ground Control to 'lena Rose
M.H.A. to 'lena Rose
Take your pills and put your tinfoil helmet on
Ground Control to 'lena Rose
Commencing countdown, neurons on
Check ignition and may God's love be with you
(spoken)
Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff
This is Ground Control to 'lena Rose
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose breasts you wear
Now it's time to take the Ritalin if you dare
"This is 'lena Rose to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And my coffee has a most peculiar taste
Aaargh! It's got aspartame. What a waste.
For here
Am I sitting on my implant
Far above the world
Planet Earth is flat
And I can't do much 'bout that
Though I've spent one hundred thousand bucks
I'm feeling very still
And I think I'll start forgiving folks. Oh shucks.
Tell Rosalind I love her very much she knows"
Ground Control to 'lena Rose
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, 'lena Rose?
Can you hear me, 'lena Rose?
Can you hear me, 'lena Rose?
Can you....
"Here am I floating round in Usenet
Far above the Moon
Planet Earth is flat
And I can't do much 'bout that."
Ilena Rose
Dec 18, 2001, 1:17:53 AM12/18/01
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