Just what is DADAISM anyway?
ZOOGZ RIFT
frzap...@aol.com (FrZappaMan) wrote:
> I've been a major fan of FZ for a year or more now, (buying 40 of
>his albums during that time frame). However, in reading various
>reviews/comments/books on Zappa, the word DADAISM has appeared quite
>frequently. I'd just like to know: JUST WHAT THE HELL IS DADAISM ANYWAY?
> I don't wanna grow any older without knowing at the very least the
>concepts of Dadaism and it's applications to Frank.
> It'd probaby be best to E-mail rather than cluttering space and
>pissing off people who already know by posting. Your choice.
>Jeremiah A.
>(16 Y/O Zappa Fan)
>
>"Information Doesn't Kill You"........
DADAISM is when that asshole Zoogz Rift plays Foghorn Leghorn here
on usenet, and when everybody else is that dumb dog who keeps getting
hit on the head with that giant, I say giant, mallet.
More details on my 60 page+ web site, daddy-o.
--ZRTLM
mailto:<moam...@primenet.com>
http://www.rlabs.com/zoogz/index.html
news:alt.fan.zoogz-rift
Paul Hinrichs
danki...@aol.com wrote:
>From the 1997 World Book Encyclopedia on CD-ROM:
>Dadaism, pronounced DAH duh ihz uhm,
<rest snipped>
>Contributor: Stephen C. Foster, Ph.D., Prof. of Art History, Univ. of
>Iowa.
He left out the fun part, that the word was chosen at random from a
French-German dictionary and means "hobby horse". As far as the
pronunciation goes, Zoogz has already provided us with the transcript
of his treatise based on the second syllable. The remaining movements
of this quartet are still eagerly awaited...
ZOOGZ RIFT
danki...@aol.com insulted the "intelligence" of alt.fan.frank-zappa
with:
>From the 1997 World Book Encyclopedia on CD-ROM:
>
>
>Contributor: Stephen C. Foster, Ph.D., Prof. of Art History, Univ. of
>Iowa.
University of IOWA? We're supposed to believe anything any academic
geek says in IOWA? PLLLLLEEEEEEEAASSSSEEEEEEEE!!! "Stephen
C. Foster, Ph.D., Prof. of Art History,"---GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!
This man is a disgrace to his mother, his children and his legacy! How
DARE he try to define DADA by the TRADITIONAL STANDARDS?
Those dumb cocksucker dadaists didn't have the balls to wipe my ass!
(Well, that sounds a little weird, but you know what I mean). This is
an OUTRAGE!!! Hell, at least Jim Cim is an ARTISTE!!! And a great
one at that!!! And, BETTER STILL, he doesn't have the audacity to
live in IOWA! Hell, SHEEP FUCKING IS STILL LEGAL in certain
Iowa counties! No, no, it's true! They can still hang a man for not
fucking a member of his own family in Iowa! PROFESSOR of ART
HISTORY---this mongoloid middle america GEEK thinks he can take
what is mine and twist it and distort it any which way just to get his name
in the funny papers? PhD. Well, EXCUUUUUUUSE ME! Pardone, mon
meatball! Merde! Merde! BASTAERD! BASTAERD! COCKSUCKEUR!
Tzara, Ball, Picabia, Duchamp, and especially that retarded WINDBAG
Andre Breton knew NOTHING about dada! NOTHING! NOTHING!!!
I BITE MY THUMB AT THEM!!! PEEEGS! SVINE! PEEEEEEG!!!!
DO YOU HEAR ME???????????
ONLY through the study of PSYCHOAQUATICS can the TRUE scholar
learn the inner secrets of DADA---only by making the necessary changes
can one attain MUTATIS MUTANDIS---only by conquering the mysteries
of the IPEIOT can one achieve IPEIOTMOAMO status!!!
BEWARE OF PRETENDERS!!!
BEWARE OF TRADITIONALISTS!!!
BEWARE OF COMPUTER GEEKS!!!
They'll eat you up, and spit you out, then eat you up again! If this indeed
happens, IT'LL BE TOO LATE, and it will be YOUR OWN FAULT.
Damn pig fuckers.
When you're about to explode, to breathe water, to absorb forced
liquidification through the m'bugulu, and ONLY then...
..IT IS DADA BEGINNING TO SPEAK TO YOU.
I thank you for your time.
--ZRTLM, Ph.D., (SCI) School of the Criminally Insane
mailto:<moam...@primenet.com>
http://www.rlabs.com/zoogz/index.html <<<SEE DADA wiggle
it's genitalia RIGHT BEFORE YOUR VERY NOSE!!!
news:alt.fan.zoogz-rift
ZOOGZ RIFT
paul...@mindspring.com (Paul Hinrichs) wrote:>>Dadaism, pronounced DAH duh ihz uhm,
>
><rest snipped>
>
>>Contributor: Stephen C. Foster, Ph.D., Prof. of Art History, Univ. of
>>Iowa.
>
>French-German dictionary and means "hobby horse". As far as the
>pronunciation goes, Zoogz has already provided us with the transcript
>of his treatise based on the second syllable. The remaining movements
>of this quartet are still eagerly awaited...
>
Happy to oblige, Dr. Hinrichs!... ;)
Lynn Marie
I guess to be really artistic these days, you have to have a cool web
site, designed by Mr. Smith, as this
> http://www.rlabs.com/zoogz/index.html <<<SEE DADA wiggle
> it's genitalia RIGHT BEFORE YOUR VERY NOSE!!!
character does... Shit, with all those nice LOOOOOOOOOONG line measures,
why didn't you just put it in ALL CAPS and make it really hard to read.
How about the non-existent AUDIO clips, and "SHITHEADS" ala hand-held
scanner. My, that was INTRIGUING!!!
>...and especially that retarded WINDBAG
> Andre Breton knew NOTHING about dada! NOTHING! NOTHING!!!
> I BITE MY THUMB AT THEM!!! PEEEGS! SVINE! PEEEEEEG!!!!
> DO YOU HEAR ME???????????
Kiss my entire attitude!!!!!!! You have made me sick. Breton is GOD.
>
> I thank you for your time.
>
> --ZRTLM, Ph.D., (SCI) School of the Criminally Insane
> mailto:<moam...@primenet.com>
> news:alt.fan.zoogz-rift
Lynn Marie Greaves
Art Gallery, includes the music of The Creative Deconditioning Party in
Real Audio 3.0... and don't forget to check the doc source.
myxsoma
ZOOGZ RIFT wrote:
> University of IOWA? We're supposed to believe anything any academic
> geek says in IOWA? PLLLLLEEEEEEEAASSSSEEEEEEEE!!! "Stephen
> C. Foster, Ph.D., Prof. of Art History,"---GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!
check out http://www1.arcade.uiowa.edu/dada/index.html to learn all
kinds of stuff about the history of dada, and exactly who this guy is...
ZOOGZ RIFT
cut...@rlabs.com.removethis (Kevan Smith) wrote:
>In article <32FA9C...@pop3.com>
>Lynn Marie <ly...@pop3.com> wrote:
>
>> Art Gallery, includes the music of The Creative Deconditioning Party in
>> Real Audio 3.0... and don't forget to check the doc source.
>>
>> http://www.logix.com/users/lynn/index.html
>
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>RADAR LABS 23 -- Read The DAMN TRUTH!
>Out of the blue, Love came rushing in.
>Love could use a shave, offers a beer.
>
Why, that two-faced, lying, conniving, name-calling BITCH!
"What the hell ever happened to the human race?" --Fred Blassie
John Hopkins
ZOOGZ RIFT wrote:
< [xtra-large snip]
Yikes! Fun, tho. MrBiggles, r u taking notes??
"'For whom?' said he, for he had been to night school." --George Ade
Paul Hinrichs
ZOOGZ RIFT <moam...@primenet.com> wrote:
>Why, that two-faced, lying, conniving, name-calling BITCH!
>"What the hell ever happened to the human race?" --Fred Blassie
At least she didn't detect the lint on yer belly-button, Zoogz - now
THAT coulda be outright embarassing!
ZOOGZ RIFT
I haven't seen my belly-button in 25 years.
Paul Hinrichs
Christopher Lane Filbey <clf...@mail.usask.ca> wrote:
>ZOOGZ RIFT wrote:
>> And, BETTER STILL, he doesn't have the audacity to
>> live in IOWA! Hell, SHEEP FUCKING IS STILL LEGAL in certain
>> Iowa counties!
>It's legal in certain Canadian provinces, too...shut up, Chris!
>Chris (shutting up now)
Alright! - HOOTNANNY! - "Dona, dona, don-oh-nah..."
TarlaStar
ZOOGZ RIFT <moam...@primenet.com> wrote:
>paul...@mindspring.com (Paul Hinrichs) wrote:
>>ZOOGZ RIFT <moam...@primenet.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>>Why, that two-faced, lying, conniving, name-calling BITCH!
>>
>>>"What the hell ever happened to the human race?" --Fred Blassie
>>
>>
>>At least she didn't detect the lint on yer belly-button, Zoogz - now
>>THAT coulda be outright embarassing!
>>
>>
>I haven't seen my belly-button in 25 years.
I trust you can still see several of your dicks?
Tarla
*** Reverend Mutha Tarla Star***
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the
beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire
shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, it is by caffeine
alone I set my mind in motion.--HToMC
//www.ionet.net/~bmyers/homepage.html
ZOOGZ RIFT
bmy...@ionet.net (TarlaStar) wrote:
>ZOOGZ RIFT <moam...@primenet.com> wrote:
>
>>paul...@mindspring.com (Paul Hinrichs) wrote:
>>>ZOOGZ RIFT <moam...@primenet.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>Why, that two-faced, lying, conniving, name-calling BITCH!
>>>
>>>>"What the hell ever happened to the human race?" --Fred Blassie
>>>
>>>
>>>At least she didn't detect the lint on yer belly-button, Zoogz - now
>>>THAT coulda be outright embarassing!
>>>
>>>
>
>
>
>>I haven't seen my belly-button in 25 years.
>
>I trust you can still see several of your dicks?
>
>
>Tarla
>
>
> *** Reverend Mutha Tarla Star***
>It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the
>beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire
>shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, it is by caffeine
>alone I set my mind in motion.--HToMC
>//www.ionet.net/~bmyers/homepage.html
>
Yeah, but I have to pick them up off the floor to do it.
Bill
ZOOGZ RIFT wrote:
>
> paul...@mindspring.com (Paul Hinrichs) wrote:
> >ZOOGZ RIFT <moam...@primenet.com> wrote:
> >
> >
> >
> >>Why, that two-faced, lying, conniving, name-calling BITCH!
> >
> >>"What the hell ever happened to the human race?" --Fred Blassie
> >
> >
> >At least she didn't detect the lint on yer belly-button, Zoogz - now
> >THAT coulda be outright embarassing!
> >
> >
>
> I haven't seen my belly-button in 25 years.
>
> mailto:<moam...@primenet.com>
> http://www.rlabs.com/zoogz/index.html
> news:alt.fan.zoogz-rift
Have you looked under the couch?
ZOOGZ RIFT
I hope it didn't go there---if it did, one of my cats probably ate it.
Lynn Marie
Thank you for the soup recipe, Kevan. I was refering to quotes, and I
think the one on the index is Dali from Conquest of the Irrational, if
I'm not mistaken.
http://www.logix.com/users/lynn/intro.html has one from that "windbag."
LMG
Lynn Marie
ZOOGZ RIFT wrote:
> Why, that two-faced, lying, conniving, name-calling BITCH!
>
I guess you won't be getting one of my Surreal Heart Shaped Boxes for
Valentine's Day, now will you, Bingo?
LMG
ZOOGZ RIFT
StonerBoy <st...@rosebank.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>ZOOGZ RIFT wrote:
>>
>
>>
>> BEWARE OF PRETENDERS!!!
>>
>> BEWARE OF TRADITIONALISTS!!!
>>
>> BEWARE OF COMPUTER GEEKS!!!
>>
>
>
>><<<SEE DADA wiggle it's genitalia RIGHT BEFORE YOUR VERY NOSE!!!
>
I would think U.K. cocksuckers would know all about that kind of stuff,
boner boy.
ZOOGZ RIFT
I'll have you in bed before the end of the year. You little CUTIE! :P
Vizh
ZOOGZ RIFT wrote:
>
> University of IOWA? We're supposed to believe anything any academic
> geek says in IOWA? PLLLLLEEEEEEEAASSSSEEEEEEEE!!! "Stephen
> C. Foster, Ph.D., Prof. of Art History,"---GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!
>
> meatball! Merde! Merde! BASTAERD! BASTAERD! COCKSUCKEUR!
> Andre Breton knew NOTHING about dada! NOTHING! NOTHING!!!
> I BITE MY THUMB AT THEM!!! PEEEGS! SVINE! PEEEEEEG!!!!
> DO YOU HEAR ME???????????
Zoogz, I sense bitterness.
> How DARE he try to define DADA by the TRADITIONAL STANDARDS?
> Those dumb cocksucker dadaists didn't have the balls to wipe my ass!
You wipe your ass with BALLS? Fucking gross, man.
> Hell, at least Jim Cim is an ARTISTE!!! And a great
> one at that!!! And, BETTER STILL, he doesn't have the audacity to
> live in IOWA! Hell, SHEEP FUCKING IS STILL LEGAL in certain
> Iowa counties!
You say that like it's a bad thing.
> BEWARE OF PRETENDERS!!!
>
> BEWARE OF TRADITIONALISTS!!!
>
> BEWARE OF COMPUTER GEEKS!!!
>
> They'll eat you up, and spit you out, then eat you up again! If this indeed
> happens, IT'LL BE TOO LATE, and it will be YOUR OWN FAULT.
If this indeed happens, laying blame will be the least of my concerns.
> Damn pig fuckers.
HEY!
> When you're about to explode, to breathe water, to absorb forced
> liquidification through the m'bugulu, and ONLY then...
>
> ..IT IS DADA BEGINNING TO SPEAK TO YOU.
Exploding and absorbing forced liquidification through the <ahem>
m'bugulu --
Sounds like anal intercourse to me.
Is THAT the true meaning of dada? TEACH ME, ZOOGZ!
--
(c) Vizh 1997
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
StonerBoy
Kevan Smith wrote:
>
> In article <32FA9C...@pop3.com>
> Lynn Marie <ly...@pop3.com> wrote:
>
> > Art Gallery, includes the music of The Creative Deconditioning Party in
> > Real Audio 3.0... and don't forget to check the doc source.
> >
> > http://www.logix.com/users/lynn/index.html
>
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ZOOGZ RIFT wrote:
>
>
> BEWARE OF PRETENDERS!!!
>
> BEWARE OF TRADITIONALISTS!!!
>
> BEWARE OF COMPUTER GEEKS!!!
>
Beware also of the blindly self-opinionated......
StonerBoy
ZOOGZ RIFT wrote:
> boner boy.
>
Well, you must know a lot of them by the sound of things.
ZOOGZ RIFT
That was a very entertaining, stinging comeback you just made. I'm sure
everybody reading that found it very fulfilling.
There's a lot of inbreeding in the U.K., isn't there...
ZOOGZ RIFT
Taylor Martin <kaz...@aol.com> wrote:
>I think most people would say Dali is Dada.Check out his "Last Supper".
>
>Dada is one of those words that if you can define it, it is not dada!
>
>Taylor
NOW you're making more sense! I actually agree with your post here.
StonerBoy
ZOOGZ RIFT wrote:
>
> StonerBoy <st...@rosebank.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> >ZOOGZ RIFT wrote:
> >>
> >> StonerBoy <st...@rosebank.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> >> >ZOOGZ RIFT wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> BEWARE OF PRETENDERS!!!
> >> >>
> >> >> BEWARE OF TRADITIONALISTS!!!
> >> >>
> >> >> BEWARE OF COMPUTER GEEKS!!!
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> >Beware also of the blindly self-opinionated......
> >> >
> >> >><<<SEE DADA wiggle it's genitalia RIGHT BEFORE YOUR VERY NOSE!!!
> >> >
> >> >Why?
> >>
> >> I would think U.K. cocksuckers would know all about that kind of stuff,
> >> boner boy.
> >>
> >
> >Well, you must know a lot of them by the sound of things.
>
> That was a very entertaining, stinging comeback you just made. I'm sure
> everybody reading that found it very fulfilling.
Perhaps so.
> There's a lot of inbreeding in the U.K., isn't there...
No, but then again I wouldn't expect you to know any factual information.
David F Lynch
Christopher Lane Filbey (clf...@mail.usask.ca) wrote:
:
: It's legal in certain Canadian provinces, too...shut up, Chris!
And SODOMY is ILLEGAL?
--
Dave (not David) Lynch/Mutant Uebergeek etc./Founder, Church of Eternal Man
dfly...@homer.louisville.edu/"Yo como hamon y queso bocadillo!"-Neil Peart
ObObsoleteHomepage:http://www.rlabs.com/lynch|(.)(.)|Please email followups
PERFECT SLACK FOREVER/ROUND THINGS ARE BORING/I'M SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
David F Lynch
Lynn Marie (ly...@pop3.com) wrote:
:
: Kiss my entire attitude!!!!!!! You have made me sick. Breton is GOD.
Wow. An ORTHODOX SURREALIST. Some people will take ANYTHING seriously,
eh, Chuck?
David F Lynch
NENSLO (nen...@teleport.com) wrote:
:
: Seems like gods are getting tinier and deader every day. I did a painting
: of god using as a model an inch-long dead crustacean's butt once. What
: do you think is the tiniest deadest god of all? I vote for The Blue Bead.
: That's a lot tinier and deader than a little dead french guy and everyone
: can have their own.
The tinest god is THE ATOM, no, I don't mean that stinkin' golden age
Atom who (and this shows the low standard for superheroes they had back
then) WAS JUST REAL SHORT, I mean, not even REAL short, he was about the
size of ROBERT WYATT, and he didn't have SUPERPOWERS, he could just BEAT
PEOPLE UP, mostly gangsters. No, by THE ATOM I mean the ACTUAL PHYSICAL
PARTICLE, THE BUILDING BLOCK OF EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE! As gods go,
you don't get much smaller than that.
David F Lynch
StonerBoy (st...@rosebank.demon.co.uk) wrote:
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You call my homepage BORING??????????
Conn Mackintosh
Dadaism is the worship of one's father.
-- Conn (co...@wctc.net)
In the year of our Lord 1314
Patriots of Scotland, starving and outnumbered,
charged the field at Bannockburn.
They fought like Warrior Poets.
They fought like Scotsmen.
and won their freedom.
ZOOGZ RIFT
Matthias Laznik <matt...@teflon.RZ.Uni-Augsburg.DE> wrote
in alt.fan.frank-zappa:
>
>
>On Sat, 8 Feb 1997, Taylor Martin wrote:
>
>> I think most people would say Dali is Dada.Check out his "Last Supper".
>>
>> Dada is one of those words that if you can define it, it is not dada!
>>
>> Taylor
>>
>>
>
>Dali is regarded as surrealist, and although the term Dada is used to
>describe various forms of "anarchic"/progressive/inconformist
>etc.artistic expression, it actually refers to the movement formed in
>Germany and Austria as a reaction to impressionism. Not anybody that
>calls himself Dadaist, is a Dadaist.
>
>I know Frank sympathized with the Dadaists, but I don't consider himself
>to be one (I am afraid I just screwed up your language with this last
>sentence...sorry!)
>
>I wonder how much Frank actually knew a lot about the Dada movement. Did
>he read any of that stuff? I personally have only read/heard very
>little, but if you ever get a chance to hear (not read, but hear) Kurt
>Schwitter's "Ursonate", PLEASE DO!!!!!!! If you go for Zappa (and I
>asume some of you do), you'll most certainly appreciate Schwitters.
>
>
>Jolifanto Bambla O Falli Bambla
>
>Matthias
Unless Schwitters was still alive and decided to make himself familiar
with the idiots in this newsgroup on a daily basis...
Paul Hinrichs
StonerBoy <st...@rosebank.demon.co.uk> wrote:
PLEASE, STOP IT!, StonerBoy - whatcha wanna do is just hurt him, not
wound him mortally - right?
glenn
Christopher Lane Filbey wrote:
>
> ZOOGZ RIFT wrote:
>
> > And, BETTER STILL, he doesn't have the audacity to
> > live in IOWA! Hell, SHEEP FUCKING IS STILL LEGAL in certain
> > Iowa counties!
>
>
um.....Is it legal in Ontario?
just wondering....(i wouldn't actually do it or anything)
William H. Taft
In article <5djeok$b...@camel5.mindspring.com>, paul...@mindspring.com says...
>>> >> I would think U.K. cocksuckers would know all about that kind of stuff,
>>> >> boner boy.
>>> >>
>>> >
>>> >Well, you must know a lot of them by the sound of things.
>>>
>>> That was a very entertaining, stinging comeback you just made. I'm sure
>>> everybody reading that found it very fulfilling.
>
>>Perhaps so.
>>
>>> There's a lot of inbreeding in the U.K., isn't there...
>
>>No, but then again I wouldn't expect you to know any factual information.
>
>PLEASE, STOP IT!, StonerBoy - whatcha wanna do is just hurt him, not
>wound him mortally - right?
My God, it is getting ugly, isn't it? I haven't seen such venomous
exchanges since Sonny & Cher had that summer variety show.
-Pappy Fuck
ZOOGZ RIFT
StonerBoy <st...@rosebank.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>ZOOGZ RIFT wrote:
>>
>> StonerBoy <st...@rosebank.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>> >ZOOGZ RIFT wrote:
>> >>
>> >> StonerBoy <st...@rosebank.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>> >> >ZOOGZ RIFT wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >>
>> >> >> BEWARE OF PRETENDERS!!!
>> >> >>
>> >> >> BEWARE OF TRADITIONALISTS!!!
>> >> >>
>> >> >> BEWARE OF COMPUTER GEEKS!!!
>> >> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >Beware also of the blindly self-opinionated......
>> >> >
>> >> >><<<SEE DADA wiggle it's genitalia RIGHT BEFORE YOUR VERY NOSE!!!
>> >> >
>> >> >Why?
>> >>
>> >> boner boy.
>> >>
>> >
>> >Well, you must know a lot of them by the sound of things.
>>
>> That was a very entertaining, stinging comeback you just made. I'm sure
>> everybody reading that found it very fulfilling.
>
>Perhaps so.
>
>> There's a lot of inbreeding in the U.K., isn't there...
>
>No, but then again I wouldn't expect you to know any factual information.
I give up. You're too easy.
ZOOGZ RIFT
StonerBoy <st...@rosebank.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>ZOOGZ RIFT wrote:
>>
>> StonerBoy <st...@rosebank.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>> >ZOOGZ RIFT wrote:
>> >>
>> >> StonerBoy <st...@rosebank.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>> >> >ZOOGZ RIFT wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >>
>> >> >> BEWARE OF PRETENDERS!!!
>> >> >>
>> >> >> BEWARE OF TRADITIONALISTS!!!
>> >> >>
>> >> >> BEWARE OF COMPUTER GEEKS!!!
>> >> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >Beware also of the blindly self-opinionated......
>> >> >
>> >> >><<<SEE DADA wiggle it's genitalia RIGHT BEFORE YOUR VERY NOSE!!!
>> >> >
>> >> >Why?
>> >>
>> >> I would think U.K. cocksuckers would know all about that kind of stuff,
>> >> boner boy.
>> >>
>> >
>> >Well, you must know a lot of them by the sound of things.
>>
>> That was a very entertaining, stinging comeback you just made. I'm sure
>> everybody reading that found it very fulfilling.
>
>Perhaps so.
>
>> There's a lot of inbreeding in the U.K., isn't there...
>
>No, but then again I wouldn't expect you to know any factual information.
Okay. Boner Boy, you've got to start getting with the program! I said
I was giving up on you, but my conscience just won't allow it. I'm your
friend, and I need to set you straight on how to have an effective and
entertaining flame war on the internet.
You see, first I say some really stupid and inane-but-amusing things.
You know, I make some kind of stupid claim which will obviously be
unpopular and piss people off, like, for example "Everybody in England's
a scone-sucking FAG." Something ridiculous like that. THEN, people
read it, most know how silly it is, but a few don't get it. THOSE people
then write back to me with something equally inane (though THEIR'S is
unintentional), like "OH YEAH? At least I'm not some fascist AMERICAN!"
A feeble attempt to tell me off and put me in my place, but still, an honest
effort! Let's look at this guy in the Zappa group from last week. I posted
something he didn't like, and he ripped into me like a bat out of hell, calling
me something like a "washed up, unknown FAILURE of a musician, jealous
of Zappa, wannabe who never was," etc. He didn't just want to try to
discredit me in front of my audience, HE WANTED TO DRIVE ME
TO SUICIDE, and almost succeeded. I cried for a week after that post,
and had to go into emergency therapy. My wife had to buy me a puppy
just so I wouldn't feel like such a damn loser! Now THAT'S the kind of
aggressive, sharp-edged, ball-busting ASSAULT that I like to see!!! This
guy was FED UP WITH MY BULLSHIT, and screamed to the world that
he JUST WASN'T GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE! FUCK Zoogz Rift!
That fucking cocksucker doesn't even LIKE Frank Zappa---HOW DARE
HE even come into our otherwise-peaceful and intelligent newsgroup!!!
lol
Anyway, Boner Boy---getting back to what I was saying (ZR puts his arm
around Boner Boy's shoulder), the next time either I or one of my cohorts
(like Pappy Fuck, Dave Lynch, Vizh or even that somewhat-RELUCTANT
Paul Hinrichs...ha ha) tries to ream you a new asshole with our violent,
vicious, inconsiderate name-calling and diatribes, YOU SHOULD JUST
BRING BACK THAT FOOT, GET THE ENERGY FLOWING, AND
GIVE US A GOOD, SWIFT KICK RIGHT IN OUR CYBERSPACE
BALLS!!! Okay? :)
Now, then---I think people who live in the U.K. are a bunch of TEA-
TODDLING, CRUMPET-FUCKING LITTLE BENS who wouldn't know
how to PROPERLY speak the goddamn ENGLISH LANGUAGE even
if one DID take those DAVID BOWIE grammy award statuettes from
out of their stinking ASSES, uh, oh, pardon me---ARSES!!!
SO---what do you have to say about THAT, Boner Boy?...
Lynn Marie
David F Lynch wrote:
>
> Wow. An ORTHODOX SURREALIST. Some people will take ANYTHING seriously,
> eh, Chuck?
That's funny. But hey, seriously, I really read this stuff. It's
relaxing after looking at a friggin' computer all day writing html and
designing sites for really huge record companies and so forth.
Hey, I hear there's a new Lynch film out? Coming out? What's up with
that... Can't wait!
LMG
Lynn Marie
ZOOGZ RIFT wrote:
>
> I would think U.K. cocksuckers would know all about that kind of stuff,
> boner boy.
That's my man you're talking about zooks-breath. That's MISTER Boner-Boy
to you!
hahahaha
LMG
aka stonergirl
Lynn Marie
ZOOGZ RIFT wrote:
>
> >> There's a lot of inbreeding in the U.K., isn't there...
> >
> >No, but then again I wouldn't expect you to know any factual information.
>
> Okay. Boner Boy, you've got to start getting with the program! I said
> I was giving up on you, but my conscience just won't allow it. I'm your
> friend, and I need to set you straight on how to have an effective and
> entertaining flame war on the internet.
>
> You see, first I say some really stupid and inane-but-amusing things.
> You know, I make some kind of stupid claim which will obviously be
> unpopular and piss people off...
> ...clip
> That fucking cocksucker doesn't even LIKE Frank Zappa---HOW DARE
> HE even come into our otherwise-peaceful and intelligent newsgroup!!!
Yeah, but seriously, folks, the Surrealists group is like
anti-communicative anyway. How much conversation actually goes on here?
They ought to rename it alt.surrealism.bulletin-board anyway.
>
> Anyway, Boner Boy---getting back to what I was saying (ZR puts his arm
> around Boner Boy's shoulder)
Don't get too chummy with my boyfriend, Zooks-spooks. I won't be sharing
him.
>
LMG
Lynn Marie
ZOOGZ RIFT wrote:
> I'll have you in bed before the end of the year. You little CUTIE! :P
Like the pictures, eh? Sorry... only in your dreams. You might want to
get a little windex out and clean off your monitor, though.
LMG
Lynn Marie
ZOOGZ RIFT wrote:
>
> Matthias Laznik <matt...@teflon.RZ.Uni-Augsburg.DE> wrote
> in alt.fan.frank-zappa:
> >
> >
> >On Sat, 8 Feb 1997, Taylor Martin wrote:
> >
> >> I think most people would say Dali is Dada.Check out his "Last Supper".
> >>
> >> Dada is one of those words that if you can define it, it is not dada!
> >>
> >> Taylor
> >>
> >>
> >I definitely do not agree.
> >
> >Dali is regarded as surrealist,
Thank you. And if any one of them was a "windbag" it's got to be that
greedy bastard Dali.
My friends and I were talking about that particular piece at dinner last
night. It's one of my favorites. I've been known to go to the National
Gallery and look at that one painting for up to 4 hours. If there's a Da
Vinci on display, I may flirt with it a little, but it is one of the
most impressive Surrealist works ever executed. (Surrealist being the
operative word in that sentence.)
Now, here's a question for you scamps... Would you consider Adrian Belew
to be a Surrealist?
LMG
David F Lynch
Lynn Marie (ly...@pop3.com) wrote:
:
: Now, here's a question for you scamps... Would you consider Adrian Belew
: to be a Surrealist?
No, see, Adrian Belew is a POP MUSICIAN.
David Nash
How about keeping this non-David crap off alt.david please.
Thanks
David
ZOOGZ RIFT
Uh, well I, uhhhhhh...can you, I mean...would you....
Are you doing anything this Saturday night?
ZOOGZ RIFT
>> in alt.fan.frank-zappa:
>> >
>> >
>> >On Sat, 8 Feb 1997, Taylor Martin wrote:
>> >
>> >> I think most people would say Dali is Dada.Check out his "Last Supper".
>> >>
>> >> Dada is one of those words that if you can define it, it is not dada!
>> >>
>> >> Taylor
>> >>
>> >>
>> >I definitely do not agree.
>> >
>> >Dali is regarded as surrealist,
>
>Thank you. And if any one of them was a "windbag" it's got to be that
>greedy bastard Dali.
>
>My friends and I were talking about that particular piece at dinner last
>night. It's one of my favorites. I've been known to go to the National
>Gallery and look at that one painting for up to 4 hours. If there's a Da
>Vinci on display, I may flirt with it a little, but it is one of the
>most impressive Surrealist works ever executed. (Surrealist being the
>operative word in that sentence.)
>
>to be a Surrealist?
>
>
>http://www.logix.com/users/lynn/index.html
Belew is a POP surrealist. I once had an argument with a friend about
10 years ago about how surrealism has become annoyingly trendy, and
has infiltrated TV commercials and rock videos. The NONSENSE
was the same, but the intent and sophistication was different. I'll take
GHOSTS BEFORE BREAKFAST with a bunch of bowlers flying around
anyday over some stupid video by The Cars. Belew, with his guitar
animal sounds and songs about UFO's falls into the later category. I
still like him, but that trendiness gets on my nerves.
Dali didn't get along with the surrealists, at least on the surface, because
he made outrageous statements that they didn't agree with to deliberately
offend them, and they played right along into his hands. Dali was like
an early version of Andy Kaufman or pro wrestling---he was the ultimate
put on artist, he lied about everything all the time and constantly con-
tradicted himself in his writings, and put himself above not only the
surrealists, but his own art! Though Dali called himself a surrealist
(along with early cohort Bunuel), the truth about his entire life and
career is that he was DADA pushed to it's ultimate limits. As outrageous
as guys like Picabia and Duchamp were, they came off as lazy amateurs
when compared to the ever-strong Dali. Anal-retentive Andre Breton,
on the other hand, barely even qualifies as a surrealist. The very idea
of crediting him as being the father of Surrealism is, in itself, the most
preposterous act of surrealism imaginable! I've wiped my ass with his
stupid SURREALIST MANIFESTO.
Surrealism twisted the rules, Dada attempted to ignore them completely.
The TRUE dadaists on this planet are the ones who jump off the cliff
boldly into the dark abyss, laughing and refusing to ever look back.
I don't give a flying fuck about "dreams" OR "the irrational." That's all
a bunch of conformist clap-trap. As much as I admire Hans Richter
and the dada absurdists, and as much as I admire the art of Yves Tanguy
and Dali, there are only four modern-day TRUE DADAISTS I can think
of---Andy Kaufman, Don Van Vliet, Richard Nixon and ME. And folks--
I am IT. Anyone who doesn't acknowledge it doesn't know WHAT the
fuck they're talking about. ZOOGZ RIFT, after an outrageous career of
destroying his entire body of art, putting out three dozen albums of totally
bizarre, confrontational music, and turning the wrestling world on it's
ear by becoming one of the greatest managers of pro wrestlers of ALL
TIME, has proven himself BEYOND ANY DOUBT to be the GREATEST
DADAIST OF ALL TIME. I AM NOT MERELY DADA, I AM
BEYOND DADA. I AM BEYOND HOPE.
I thank you for your time.
Jim Cim
In article <5ddime$7...@nnrp1.news.primenet.com>, ZOOGZ RIFT
<moam...@primenet.com> wrote:
> (Well, that sounds a little weird, but you know what I mean). This is
> an OUTRAGE!!! Hell, at least Jim Cim is an ARTISTE!!! And a great
> one at that!!! And, BETTER STILL, he doesn't have the audacity to
> live in IOWA! Hell, SHEEP FUCKING IS STILL LEGAL in certain
> Iowa counties! No, no, it's true! ................
I wish I would have seen the original post that this was a reply to, it
might have eased my complete shock at reading this so early in the morning.
At a loss for a comedic response, I will just say thank you.
My personal take on DaDa is that it requires a sense of humor, and I
also thank you for the laughs you have given me on this newsgroup.
--
Later,
Jim Cim
http://www.infobahnos.com/~jimcim/
Doug Bolton
On 7 Feb 1997 17:26:31 GMT, NENSLO <nen...@teleport.com> wrote:
>In alt.slack Lynn Marie <ly...@pop3.com> wrote:
>:
>: Kiss my entire attitude!!!!!!! You have made me sick. Breton is GOD.
>
>
>Seems like gods are getting tinier and deader every day. I did a painting
>of god using as a model an inch-long dead crustacean's butt once. What
>do you think is the tiniest deadest god of all? I vote for The Blue Bead.
>That's a lot tinier and deader than a little dead french guy and everyone
>can have their own.
I wouldn't want a little dead French guy either or a live one for that matter.
I think meow meow is the current expression of Dada on UseNet. Can meow meow be
a God too ? Is it too abstract ? Does it carry too many negative connotations to
act as a role model ? Would the masses understand ? Does it encompass Slack ?
Did "Bob" ever meow ?
Doug.
William H. Taft
In article <32FE34...@pop3.com>, ly...@pop3.com says...
>My friends and I were talking about that particular piece at dinner last
>night. It's one of my favorites. I've been known to go to the National
>Gallery and look at that one painting for up to 4 hours.
"If a man stands before a given painting for more than five or ten minutes,
it is usually a sign of affectation: he is trying to convince himself that
he has more delicate perceptions than the general. Or he is a painter
himself and thus engrossed by the technical aspects of it, as a plumber
might be engrossed by the technical aspects of a bathroom."
- H. L. Mencken
ZOOGZ RIFT
fzdo...@aol.com wrote:
>In article <5dl0qe$l...@nnrp1.news.primenet.com>, ZOOGZ RIFT
><moam...@primenet.com> writes:
>
>> Let's look at this guy in the Zappa group from last week. I posted
>>something he didn't like, and he ripped into me like a bat out of hell,
>>calling
>>me something like a "washed up, unknown FAILURE of a musician, jealous
>>of Zappa, wannabe who never was," etc. He didn't just want to try to
>>discredit me in front of my audience, HE WANTED TO DRIVE ME
>>TO SUICIDE, and almost succeeded. I cried for a week after that post,
>>and had to go into emergency therapy. My wife had to buy me a puppy
>>just so I wouldn't feel like such a damn loser! Now THAT'S the kind of
>>aggressive, sharp-edged, ball-busting ASSAULT that I like to see!!! This
>>guy was FED UP WITH MY BULLSHIT, and screamed to the world that
>>he JUST WASN'T GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE! FUCK Zoogz Rift!
>>HE even come into our otherwise-peaceful and intelligent newsgroup!!!
>
>sensitive!
>
>
>"Futuaris Non Irresus Ridebis"
>
>Mark (the) FzDolfan
>"...we're never gonna survive, unless we are a little crazy" - Seal
>
>
The puppy died, by the way. George didn't want me to have it,
and said it would attack our bunny rabbits, and that I shouldn't have
been fucking around with the foreman's wife, and I accidentally
strangled the puppy, then Burgess Meredith got pissed off at me,
then Gary Sinese, then Lon Chaney...well...it's a long story.
Never mind. (sob)
ZOOGZ RIFT
fzdo...@aol.com wrote:
>In article <32FE2F...@pop3.com>, Lynn Marie <ly...@pop3.com> writes:
>
>>Like the pictures, eh? Sorry... only in your dreams. You might want to
>>get a little windex out and clean off your monitor, though.
>
>
>
>"Futuaris Non Irresus Ridebis"
>
>Mark (the) FzDolfan
>"...we're never gonna survive, unless we are a little crazy" - Seal
>
I'll have her serving me corndogs before the year is out.
Matt-a-roo
ZOOGZ RIFT <moam...@primenet.com> wrote in article
<5dlpv4$a...@nnrp1.news.primenet.com>...
> As much as I admire Hans Richter and the dada absurdists, and as much as
> I admire the art of Yves Tanguy and Dali, there are only four modern-day
TRUE
> DADAISTS I can think of---Andy Kaufman, Don Van Vliet, Richard Nixon and
ME. > And folks-- I am IT. Anyone who doesn't acknowledge it doesn't
know WHAT the
> fuck they're talking about. ZOOGZ RIFT, after an outrageous career of
> destroying his entire body of art, putting out three dozen albums of
totally
> bizarre, confrontational music, and turning the wrestling world on it's
> ear by becoming one of the greatest managers of pro wrestlers of ALL
> TIME, has proven himself BEYOND ANY DOUBT to be the GREATEST
> DADAIST OF ALL TIME. I AM NOT MERELY DADA, I AM
> BEYOND DADA. I AM BEYOND HOPE.
I, Matt-a-roo, am the most outrageously punk mofo you've met in your life.
I'm young, I'm sophisticated. I'm single, ladies. I'm intelligent, but I
get lousy grades. I'm creative: I've written like a half dozen songs in the
last week. I'm developing a movie. I'm quite handsome. I'm not hurting for
money either. I AM THE COOLEST 16-YEAR-OLD EVER TO GRACE THIS EARTH. I AM
THE GREATEST ARTIST OF ALL TIME. BOW DOWN BEFORE ME AND PAY TRIBUTE TO YOUR
UNEARTHLY MASTER who is ME. ME ME ME.
Whose turn is it next to hype
themselves?
-Matt-a-roo
--
--------------=+*WARNING*+=--------------
All statements in this post are opinions.
Furthermore, the poster is an idiot.
matt...@ix.netcom.com
http://www.ix.netcom.com/~mattaroo/
------------------#:^v]------------------
schillogeno
>On 7 Feb 1997 17:26:31 GMT, NENSLO <nen...@teleport.com> wrote:
>>In alt.slack Lynn Marie <ly...@pop3.com> wrote:
>>:
>>: Kiss my entire attitude!!!!!!! You have made me sick. Breton is GOD.
>>
>>
>>Seems like gods are getting tinier and deader every day. I did a painting
>>of god using as a model an inch-long dead crustacean's butt once. What
>>do you think is the tiniest deadest god of all? I vote for The Blue Bead.
>>That's a lot tinier and deader than a little dead french guy and everyone
>>can have their own.
>I wouldn't want a little dead French guy either or a live one for that matter.
>I think meow meow is the current expression of Dada on UseNet.
> Can meow meow be a God too ?
No.
Arf He Said.
ZOOGZ RIFT
schillogeno wrote:
>
>No.
>Arf He Said.
>
And that's another thing!!! :P
I'm sick of all these trendy Zappa fans doing that "Arf" routine all the
time! My friend and drummer Tom Brown over at Rhino does that
all the time, and IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS!!!
SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't make me have to come over there and slap you around!
p.s. None of that MOOWAAAAAAHHHH stuff, either!
I thank you for your time.
--ZRTLM
Daniel Norris
I, also, am...uh, well, somewhat nifty, uh, too. I guess.
Suzy
Lynn Marie
ZOOGZ RIFT wrote:
> I'll have her serving me corndogs before the year is out.
Like as if I would even COOK corndogs! Egad! You MUST be a Dadaist.
LMG
Lopez Lira Maria Carmen
> Surrealism twisted the rules, Dada attempted to ignore them completely.
> The TRUE dadaists on this planet are the ones who jump off the cliff
> boldly into the dark abyss, laughing and refusing to ever look back.
> I don't give a flying fuck about "dreams" OR "the irrational." That's all
> a bunch of conformist clap-trap. As much as I admire Hans Richter
> and the dada absurdists, and as much as I admire the art of Yves Tanguy
> and Dali, there are only four modern-day TRUE DADAISTS I can think
> of---Andy Kaufman, Don Van Vliet, Richard Nixon and ME. And folks--
> I am IT. Anyone who doesn't acknowledge it doesn't know WHAT the
> fuck they're talking about. ZOOGZ RIFT, after an outrageous career of
> destroying his entire body of art, putting out three dozen albums of totally
> bizarre, confrontational music, and turning the wrestling world on it's
> ear by becoming one of the greatest managers of pro wrestlers of ALL
> TIME, has proven himself BEYOND ANY DOUBT to be the GREATEST
> DADAIST OF ALL TIME. I AM NOT MERELY DADA, I AM
> BEYOND DADA. I AM BEYOND HOPE.
>
> I thank you for your time.
>
> --ZRTLM
> mailto:<moam...@primenet.com>
> http://www.rlabs.com/zoogz/index.html
> news:alt.fan.zoogz-rift
>
>
>
>
Zoogz Rift,
Do you think 'jumping off the cliff boldly into the dark abyss' is not
irrational? Why do you consider yourself beyond dada? Do you think a
real artist can consider himself an artist?mmm
David Wilcher
>Whose turn is it next to hype
>themselves?
I am Bwana Dik.
--
David Wilcher > Sysop > The Juke Joint BBS > 513-687-2423
wil...@ibm.net
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production
deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa
CDP
In their scrawled offering <5dl0qe$l...@nnrp1.news.primenet.com>, moam...@primenet.com says...
>Now, then---I think people who live in the U.K. are a bunch of TEA-
>TODDLING, CRUMPET-FUCKING LITTLE BENS who wouldn't know
>how to PROPERLY speak the goddamn ENGLISH LANGUAGE even
>if one DID take those DAVID BOWIE grammy award statuettes from
>out of their stinking ASSES, uh, oh, pardon me---ARSES!!!
>
>SO---what do you have to say about THAT, Boner Boy?...
Nothing. I have better ways to occupy my time thankyou.
'Properly speak the goddamn' - How is you grammar?
CDP
In their scrawled offering <5dnii3$r...@nnrp1.news.primenet.com>,
moam...@primenet.com says...
>
>fzdo...@aol.com wrote:
>>In article <32FE2F...@pop3.com>, Lynn Marie <ly...@pop3.com> writes:
>>
>>>Like the pictures, eh? Sorry... only in your dreams. You might want to
>>>get a little windex out and clean off your monitor, though.
>>
>>Me thinks Zoogz has finally met his match!
>>
>>
>>"Futuaris Non Irresus Ridebis"
>>
>>Mark (the) FzDolfan
>>"...we're never gonna survive, unless we are a little crazy" - Seal
>>
>
>
>
>
I'll have you serving me tea and crumpets before the year end.
StonerBoy.
David F Lynch
Lynn Marie (ly...@pop3.com) wrote:
:
: Yeah, but seriously, folks, the Surrealists group is like
: anti-communicative anyway. How much conversation actually goes on here?
: They ought to rename it alt.surrealism.bulletin-board anyway.
If there was COMMUNICATION going on, it wouldn't be USENET!
: Don't get too chummy with my boyfriend, Zooks-spooks. I won't be sharing
: him.
Zoinks! Were you ever on SCOOBY DOO?
David F Lynch
Lynn Marie (ly...@pop3.com) wrote:
: Like the pictures, eh? Sorry... only in your dreams. You might want to
: get a little windex out and clean off your monitor, though.
You know, I have a remarkable amount of dust accumulation on my monitor.
I have no idea how it all gets there, but there's this thin layer coating
it; makes it kind of tricky to see. Here, let me... shit. Knocked over
my cup of nutshells. Dammit, Lynn, see what you made me do?
David F Lynch
ZOOGZ RIFT (moam...@primenet.com) wrote:
: I'm sick of all these trendy Zappa fans doing that "Arf" routine all the
: time! My friend and drummer Tom Brown over at Rhino does that
: all the time, and IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS!!!
How about "Raffi"?
David F Lynch
ZOOGZ RIFT (moam...@primenet.com) wrote:
: I AM NOT MERELY DADA, I AM
Dada is hope?
David F Lynch
Lynn Marie (ly...@pop3.com) wrote:
:
: That's funny. But hey, seriously, I really read this stuff. It's
: relaxing after looking at a friggin' computer all day writing html and
: designing sites for really huge record companies and so forth.
Read which stuff? Andre Breton, or whoever? I'd rather pull my beard hairs
out one by one and glue them to plastic cutlery, myself, but I'm strange that
way.
: Hey, I hear there's a new Lynch film out? Coming out? What's up with
: that... Can't wait!
You know, whether I liked him or not (I do, most of the time), by my
very name I'm put in the position of being a fact-box about a director
I have no relation to. That could be surreal, I suppose.
Ali Assa Seen
God Damn It! Why hasn't this thread been cross-posted to alt.fan.
keanu-reeves?!?
David F Lynch
Matt-a-roo (matt...@ix.netcom.com) wrote:
:
: I, Matt-a-roo, am the most outrageously punk mofo you've met in your life.
: I'm young, I'm sophisticated. I'm single, ladies. I'm intelligent, but I
: get lousy grades. I'm creative: I've written like a half dozen songs in the
: last week. I'm developing a movie. I'm quite handsome. I'm not hurting for
: money either. I AM THE COOLEST 16-YEAR-OLD EVER TO GRACE THIS EARTH. I AM
: THE GREATEST ARTIST OF ALL TIME. BOW DOWN BEFORE ME AND PAY TRIBUTE TO YOUR
: UNEARTHLY MASTER who is ME. ME ME ME.
: Whose turn is it next to hype
: themselves?
Um, OK. Brag of the Dave, coming right up.
Hi. I'm Dave.
Uh, the rest pretty much speaks for itself, doesn't it?
Zoogz Rift -- The Liquid Moamo
c...@rosebank.demon.co.uk (CDP) wrote:
>In their scrawled offering <5dnii3$r...@nnrp1.news.primenet.com>,
>moam...@primenet.com says...
>>
>>fzdo...@aol.com wrote:
>>>In article <32FE2F...@pop3.com>, Lynn Marie <ly...@pop3.com> writes:
>>>
>>>>get a little windex out and clean off your monitor, though.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>"Futuaris Non Irresus Ridebis"
>>>
>>>Mark (the) FzDolfan
>>>"...we're never gonna survive, unless we are a little crazy" - Seal
>>>
>>
>>
>>
>>I'll have her serving me corndogs before the year is out.
>>
>
>I'll have you serving me tea and crumpets before the year end.
>
>StonerBoy.
>
Now THAT'S vicious! :P
Zoogz Rift -- The Liquid Moamo
Just when I thought it was safe to go back in the English Channel.
Zoogz Rift -- The Liquid Moamo
Lopez Lira Maria Carmen <clo...@colossus.rhon.itam.mx> wrote:
>
>Zoogz Rift,
>Do you think 'jumping off the cliff boldly into the dark abyss' is not
>irrational? Why do you consider yourself beyond dada? Do you think a
>real artist can consider himself an artist?mmm
>
These are very serious, complex questions. They will take much thought
and contemplation for me to be able to provide you with the precise,
detailed explanation that you require of me.
Meanwhile, since you live in Mexico, could you please tell me some
cool stories about Lucha Libre masks, skeletons and Day of the Dead
stuff, and can you still buy King Kong Shit cigarettes in any corner liquor
store?
Enquiring minds want to know.
David F Lynch
David Tiemroth (le...@vip.cybercity.dk) wrote:
: In message <32FCFC...@wctc.net> - Conn Mackintosh <co...@wctc.net>Sat, 08
: Feb 1997 16:20:37 -0600 writes:
: :>
: :>Dadaism is the worship of one's father.
: :>
: :>
: :>-- Conn (co...@wctc.net)
:
: Oh, I thought it was me worshipping myself... oh wait,
: thats DAVID'ISM.
:
: David
I don't know, are you your own father?
New topic for discussion: Dave, David, or Davey- what do *you* think?
David F Lynch
William H. Taft (gun...@bga.com) wrote:
:
: "If a man stands before a given painting for more than five or ten minutes,
: it is usually a sign of affectation: he is trying to convince himself that
: he has more delicate perceptions than the general. Or he is a painter
: himself and thus engrossed by the technical aspects of it, as a plumber
: might be engrossed by the technical aspects of a bathroom."
Yeah, but Mencken was living in the early 1900s, wasn't he? I saw this
picture once that was HUGE and had fifteen gazillion things all hidden in
it and there was no way I could see it all in five or ten minutes. So
I could see looking at some pictures for longer than that.
CDP
In their scrawled offering <5dq602$l...@nnrp1.news.primenet.com>,
moam...@primenet.com says...
>
>c...@rosebank.demon.co.uk (CDP) wrote:
>>In their scrawled offering <5dl0qe$l...@nnrp1.news.primenet.com>,
moam...@primenet.com says...
>>
>>
>>>Now, then---I think people who live in the U.K. are a bunch of TEA-
>>>TODDLING, CRUMPET-FUCKING LITTLE BENS who wouldn't know
>>>how to PROPERLY speak the goddamn ENGLISH LANGUAGE even
>>>if one DID take those DAVID BOWIE grammy award statuettes from
>>>out of their stinking ASSES, uh, oh, pardon me---ARSES!!!
>>>
>>>SO---what do you have to say about THAT, Boner Boy?...
>>
>>
>>Nothing. I have better ways to occupy my time thankyou.
>>
>>'Properly speak the goddamn' - How is you grammar?
>>
>>
>
>
>
>
>Just when I thought it was safe to go back in the English Channel.
>
You don't want to go in there right now, you'd freeze up in about 10 minutes.
glenn
Sturmovik wrote:
>
> Ali Assa Seen wrote:
> >
> > God Damn It! Why hasn't this thread been cross-posted to alt.fan.
> > keanu-reeves?!?
>
>
> --Raoul
dammit, now it's been done.
Fred H. Banta
Lopez Lira Maria Carmen <clo...@colossus.rhon.itam.mx> said, :
>Do you think 'jumping off the cliff boldly into the dark abyss' is not
>irrational? Why do you consider yourself beyond dada? Do you think a
>real artist can consider himself an artist?mmm
Frank Zappa was once asked by a journalist: What's the difference
between "high art" and "low art"? To which he replied "Or no art at
all?"
Fred H. Banta
Michael Forrest Zink
> >Whose turn is it next to hype
> >themselves?
>
No -- me Bwana Dik!
(Oh like you *didn't* see that one coming.)
-MZ-
Gary Worsham
> William H. Taft (gun...@bga.com) wrote:
> :
> : "If a man stands before a given painting for more than five or ten minutes,
> : it is usually a sign of affectation: he is trying to convince himself that
> : he has more delicate perceptions than the general. Or he is a painter
> : himself and thus engrossed by the technical aspects of it, as a plumber
> : might be engrossed by the technical aspects of a bathroom."
Or he has got to pee really bad but if he uncrosses his legs he'll also
rip an enormous fart so there he stands until closing time unless he's
able to use his toes to inch towards the men's room which would just
depend on where it was located.
All of which was predetermined at the exact moment that the universe
came into being, not this bullshit about 10 to the -14 seconds after
that!
Gary
Gary Worsham
Another good one:
"Would you say that some avant-garde music is pure shit?"
FZ: But that's just it. It's PURE shit!
Gary
Jim Cim
In article
<Pine.OSF.3.95.970210...@colossus.rhon.itam.mx>, Lopez
Lira Maria Carmen <clo...@colossus.rhon.itam.mx> wrote:
> Zoogz Rift,
> Do you think 'jumping off the cliff boldly into the dark abyss' is not
> irrational?
Depends what the motivation is. If it's because you didn't understand
the consequences, yes. If it is an action directly connected to pursuing
ones art, no.
>Why do you consider yourself beyond dada? Do you think a
> real artist can consider himself an artist?mmm
"Real art" is anything so defined by an artist. An "artist" is anyone
who thinks they are one, and then can convince others of that delussion.
--
Later,
Jim Cim
http://www.infobahnos.com/~jimcim/
Josh Sled
In article <Pine.OSF.3.95.970210...@colossus.rhon.itam.mx> Lopez Lira Maria Carmen <clo...@colossus.rhon.itam.mx> writes:
>Do you think 'jumping off the cliff boldly into the dark abyss' is not
>irrational? Why do you consider yourself beyond dada? Do you think a
>real artist can consider himself an artist?mmm
I would sure fucking hope so... there's nothing worse than not knowing
what you're doing all day with that paintbrush in your hand and that
canvas in front of you.
Take care,
...ProtoRev UberCypherGeek 101010 Joshy "Bob" Sled
Prof of SubG Software Design
http://cafe.berkeley.edu/~joshua/
Matt-a-roo
Daniel Norris <dno...@haywire.csuhayward.edu> wrote in article
<Pine.SOL.3.95.970210165141.7876F-100000@haywire>...
> I, also, am...uh, well, somewhat nifty, uh, too. I guess.
> Suzy
"bongo is somewhat nifty"
-Matt-a-roo
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--------------=+*WARNING*+=--------------
All statements in this post are opinions.
Furthermore, the poster is an idiot.
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http://www.ix.netcom.com/~mattaroo/
------------------#:^v]------------------
Marc Brutschy
David F Lynch wrote:
>after Lynn Marie wrote:
>:
>: That's funny. But hey, seriously, I really read this stuff. It's
>: relaxing after looking at a friggin' computer all day writing html and
>: designing sites for really huge record companies and so forth.
>Read which stuff? Andre Breton, or whoever? I'd rather pull my beard hairs
>out one by one and glue them to plastic cutlery, myself, but I'm strange that
>way.
Hey, I found one of those under my sofa.
Marc Brutschy
(there are 13,176 blank lines after this one. Really. Count 'em)
William H. Taft
In article <5dqhie$5ec$2...@hermes-x.louisville.edu>, dfly...@homer.louisville.edu says...
>
>William H. Taft (gun...@bga.com) wrote:
>:
>: "If a man stands before a given painting for more than five or ten minutes,
>: it is usually a sign of affectation: he is trying to convince himself that
>: he has more delicate perceptions than the general. Or he is a painter
>: himself and thus engrossed by the technical aspects of it, as a plumber
>: might be engrossed by the technical aspects of a bathroom."
>
He died in 1956. Did they not have big sofa-size paintings until
the 60s?
>I saw this
>picture once that was HUGE and had fifteen gazillion things all hidden in
>it and there was no way I could see it all in five or ten minutes. So I
>could see looking at some pictures for longer than that.
Poseur. Freak.
-President William Howard Taft
overcooked
Peter Hipwell
In article <5dic53$k...@nnrp1.news.primenet.com> ZOOGZ RIFT <moam...@primenet.com> writes:
>
>There's a lot of inbreeding in the U.K., isn't there...
>
And they called that "The House Of Lords". You don't even WANT to know
what the very honourable members of the House of Commons breed with --
it's ICKY.
--
"I Came, I Saw, I Conga'd" -- Edmundo Ros.
William H. Taft
In article <33016C...@earthlink.net>, gswo...@earthlink.net says...
>
>> William H. Taft (gun...@bga.com) wrote:
>> :
>> : "If a man stands before a given painting for more than five or ten minutes,
>> : it is usually a sign of affectation: he is trying to convince himself that
>> : he has more delicate perceptions than the general. Or he is a painter
>> : himself and thus engrossed by the technical aspects of it, as a plumber
>> : might be engrossed by the technical aspects of a bathroom."
>
>rip an enormous fart so there he stands until closing time unless he's
>able to use his toes to inch towards the men's room which would just
>depend on where it was located.
>
>All of which was predetermined at the exact moment that the universe
>came into being, not this bullshit about 10 to the -14 seconds after
>that!
>
>Gary
That's a good point.
-President William Howard Taft
Michael Forrest Zink
On Wed, 12 Feb 1997, overcooked wrote:
> On 10 Feb 1997 18:33:02 -0700, ZOOGZ RIFT <moam...@primenet.com>
> wrote:
>
>
Actually, yeah, that's about right.
-MZ-
schillogeno
fhb...@mindspring.com (Fred H. Banta) wrote:
>Lopez Lira Maria Carmen <clo...@colossus.rhon.itam.mx> said, :
>>Do you think 'jumping off the cliff boldly into the dark abyss' is not
>>irrational? Why do you consider yourself beyond dada? Do you think a
>>real artist can consider himself an artist?mmm
>Frank Zappa was once asked by a journalist: What's the difference
>between "high art" and "low art"? To which he replied "Or no art at
>all?"
>Fred H. Banta
Here is the value of Frank Zappa: he destroyed - with his work - the
last possibilities of classified the art like high, popular or
mid-brow.
This was a big academic forum in the '60 e '70.
For this resons i was reading my thesis degree (University of Bologna)
in 1977.
After Zappa the discusssion stops: is High, Popular AND Mid-Brow Art.
(Art?).
"... questi cazzi di Americani"
Schillogeno
Daniel Norris
On 12 Feb 1997, Matt-a-roo wrote:
> Daniel Norris <dno...@haywire.csuhayward.edu> wrote in article
> <Pine.SOL.3.95.970210165141.7876F-100000@haywire>...
>
> > I, also, am...uh, well, somewhat nifty, uh, too. I guess.
> > Suzy
>
> "bongo is somewhat nifty"
>
> -Matt-a-roo
>
Excellent, Matt-a-roo, you've won an official Suzy-Award for recgonizing
my (somewhat) obscure reference!
Suzy
David F Lynch
overcooked (mwc...@hotmail.com) wrote:
: On 10 Feb 1997 18:33:02 -0700, ZOOGZ RIFT <moam...@primenet.com>
: wrote:
No, no, no. That's MINIMALISM.
David F Lynch
schillogeno wrote:
:
: Here is the value of Frank Zappa: he destroyed - with his work - the
: last possibilities of classified the art like high, popular or
: mid-brow.
: This was a big academic forum in the '60 e '70.
: For this resons i was reading my thesis degree (University of Bologna)
: in 1977.
:
: After Zappa the discusssion stops: is High, Popular AND Mid-Brow Art.
: (Art?).
You've got a point there.
: "... questi cazzi di Americani"
Oh yeah? Well, questi cazzi di Italiano to you, buddy! Furthermore,
TENGO NA MINCHIA TANTA!
mst...@smu.edu
In article <5dtn9h$t...@mikasa.iol.it>, schillogeno says...
>
>Here is the value of Frank Zappa: he destroyed - with his work - the
>last possibilities of classified the art like high, popular or
>mid-brow.
>This was a big academic forum in the '60 e '70.
>For this resons i was reading my thesis degree (University of Bologna)
>in 1977.
Nothing against Zappa, but . . .
The value of Frank Zappa in a wrestling newsgroup is . . .
0
The Big Mustang
mst...@smu.edu
In article <5dtrlo$1u2$1...@hermes-x.louisville.edu>,
dfly...@homer.louisville.edu says...
>
>overcooked (mwc...@hotmail.com) wrote:
>: On 10 Feb 1997 18:33:02 -0700, ZOOGZ RIFT <moam...@primenet.com>
>: wrote:
>
>No, no, no. That's MINIMALISM.
No, no, no. This is a crossposted, non-wrestling related thread that needs
to go away.
The Big Mustang
the Grand Clavister
In <5du4o9$bmg$1...@hermes-x.louisville.edu> dfly...@homer.louisville.edu
(David F Lynch) writes:
>
>schillogeno wrote:
>:
>: Here is the value of Frank Zappa: he destroyed - with his work - the
>: last possibilities of classified the art like high, popular or
>: mid-brow.
>: This was a big academic forum in the '60 e '70.
>: For this resons i was reading my thesis degree (University of
Bologna)
>: in 1977.
>: After Zappa the discusssion stops: is High, Popular AND Mid-Brow
Art.
>: (Art?).
>
>You've got a point there.
>
>: "... questi cazzi di Americani"
>
>Oh yeah? Well, questi cazzi di Italiano to you, buddy! Furthermore,
>TENGO NA MINCHIA TANTA!
IL COGNO DELLA TUA MAMA HA L'ACNE TERMINALE! QUESTO COGNO SENTA COME UN
KILO DI GORGONZOLA DEL SECOLO QUINCESIMO! QUESTO PER LA TUA MAMA! E
QUESTO! E QUESTO!!
Oh. Sorry. I thought you were talking to me. Never mind.
(How embarrassing!)
the Grand Clavister
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AND A CATACLYSMIC ORGY OF WEIRDNESS THAT WILL CHANGE THE WORLD FOREVER.
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Doug Bolton
On Mon, 10 Feb 1997 22:16:05 GMT, schillogeno wrote:
>
>
>>On 7 Feb 1997 17:26:31 GMT, NENSLO <nen...@teleport.com> wrote:
>
>>>In alt.slack Lynn Marie <ly...@pop3.com> wrote:
>>>:
>>>: Kiss my entire attitude!!!!!!! You have made me sick. Breton is GOD.
>>>
>>>
>>>Seems like gods are getting tinier and deader every day. I did a painting
>>>of god using as a model an inch-long dead crustacean's butt once. What
>>>do you think is the tiniest deadest god of all? I vote for The Blue Bead.
>>>That's a lot tinier and deader than a little dead french guy and everyone
>>>can have their own.
>
>>I wouldn't want a little dead French guy either or a live one for that matter.
>
>>I think meow meow is the current expression of Dada on UseNet.
>> Can meow meow be a God too ?
>
>No.
>Arf He Said.
That's a satanically backward god you got there.
Jim Vandewalker
Peter Hipwell wrote:
>
> In article <5dic53$k...@nnrp1.news.primenet.com> ZOOGZ RIFT <moam...@primenet.com> writes:
>
> >
> >There's a lot of inbreeding in the U.K., isn't there...
> >
>
> And they called that "The House Of Lords". You don't even WANT to know
> what the very honourable members of the House of Commons breed with --
> it's ICKY.
Well, it's why they call it the House of COMMONS, innit?
Zoogz Rift -- The Liquid Moamo
jim...@infobahnos.com (Jim Cim) wrote:
>In article
><Pine.OSF.3.95.970210...@colossus.rhon.itam.mx>, Lopez
>Lira Maria Carmen <clo...@colossus.rhon.itam.mx> wrote:
>
>> Zoogz Rift,
>> Do you think 'jumping off the cliff boldly into the dark abyss' is not
>> irrational?
>
>the consequences, yes. If it is an action directly connected to pursuing
>ones art, no.
>
>> real artist can consider himself an artist?mmm
>
>who thinks they are one, and then can convince others of that delussion.
>
>--
>Later,
> Jim Cim
>http://www.infobahnos.com/~jimcim/
Ohhhhh, so I'm DELUSIONATING, is that it? Dammit, Jim! :P
--ZRTLM
mailto:<moam...@primenet.com>
http://www.rlabs.com/zoogz/index.html
news:alt.fan.zoogz-rift
David F Lynch
Peter Hipwell (pet...@cogsci.ed.ac.uk) wrote:
:
: And they called that "The House Of Lords". You don't even WANT to know
: what the very honourable members of the House of Commons breed with --
: it's ICKY.
You don't mean... HUMANS?
Well, I can't think of anything much ickier than that..
David F Lynch
the Grand Clavister (cla...@ix.netcom.com) wrote:
:
: IL COGNO DELLA TUA MAMA HA L'ACNE TERMINALE! QUESTO COGNO SENTA COME UN
: KILO DI GORGONZOLA DEL SECOLO QUINCESIMO! QUESTO PER LA TUA MAMA! E
: QUESTO! E QUESTO!!
For those of you who don't know Italian, let me translate:
"I WANT TO CONGO WITH A HOT MAMA WITH TERMINAL ACNE! I WANT TO CONGO AND
SEND FOR A KILO OF GORGONZOLA AND SECULAR QUINCES! FUCK YOUR MOTHER!
FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!"
: Oh. Sorry. I thought you were talking to me. Never mind.
:
: (How embarrassing!)
If you were embarassed THEN, how about NOW?
David F Lynch
: the 60s?
Yeah, but you neglect the fact that he went blind in 1921. And also they
put more things in the pictures starting in the '60s because after they
invented television and Coca-Cola ads there was a drastic increase in
STUFF and people had to get rid of it somehow so they tossed them all in
the paintings.
: Poseur. Freak.
Jive turkey.