I have promble with webtv's color
James Kibo Parry
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> [MIME headers and HTML stuff and WebTV-Mail stuff elided, other junk kept]
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> I have gray, white, and mix color. Yesterday, I try get mobel then i
> put mobel into the webtv. I drul in the webtv's box. webtv plus have
> many hole.. Webtv'srceen was blank out.. later webtv's screen become
> gray, white, and mix color. I want back nromal color.. What I do???
> Will you help me? Email or Discuss. You have promble with webtv's
> color before???? please email me. I want know about how to work.
>
> Can i buy webtv plus again? or can webtv improve with color?
At long last we've found a worthwhile WebTV post! One which contains
the TWO best .signature quotes of all time:
"I drul in the webtv's box.... Can i buy webtv plus again?"
> [more HTML/MIME/WTVMail stuff elided, followed by this .signature:]
>
> <html>
> <body:
> instructions="wtv-jead-waiter:/ValidateLoginName?user-id=#########">
> <body background="URL"text="orange"link="996666"vlink="006666"font
> size="4"effect=relied>
> <body bgcolor="black"gradcolor="orange" gard dangle=80>
> </body>
> <body: gradcolor="black">
> <audioscope bgcolor=black width=100 height=100 gain=3 leftoffset=-5
> rightoffset=5 leftcolor=orange rightcolor=gray>
> </audioscope>
> <A HREF="http://www.angelfire.com/mo/Tigereyes"><img
> src="http://moon.inf.uji.es/icons/animados_tmp/tiger.gif"animateonselect>
> </a>
> <font effect=emboss>TIGER</font>
>
> </html>
>
>
> --WebTV-Mail-2045843354-2590--
All right, let's run this through the syntax checker.
SYNTAX: NONE
The End.
Other obvious things which are wrong with this, besides it being all wrong:
(1) Four <BODY> tags instead of one.
(2) <BODY> doesn't have a colon in it in the normal world.
(3) "gard dangle" is so much more precious (in a Family Circle way)
than the presumed intent of "grad angle".
(4) "relied" is also a cute way of saying "relief".
(5) Seventeen lines of code for five letters of content ("TIGER").
(6) All these tags are WebTV-specific, and even if they weren't, would
anyone REALLY need to see an <AUDIOSCOPE> for any reason, ever?
(7) The sparkly white halo around the stock footage of the leaping tiger
against the black background is a Sid & Marty Krofft-level special effect.
(8) Next time I'm at a restaurant, I'll be sure to ask for the jead waiter.
-- K.
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