Re: IMMINENT DEATH OF USENET PREDICTED
Doctroid
Dean Lenort <dean....@att.net> wrote:
> So at least for this occasional user, the death of USENET draws nigh.
Say it ain't so, Doe! It's fairly easy and cheap-to-free to sign up
with any of several Usenet news servers. And no Dean Lenort would bring
us that much closer to Imminent Death of ARK.
> --
> Dean Lenort | You really need a dual GHz G4 to fully harness
> dean.lenort | the power of cowsay. -- Matt McIrvin
> @att.net |
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | So if you are in a plane crash and you are wearing
> dean.lenort | clean underwear but your suitcase is full of dirty
> @att.net | underwear, will it embarrass your mother? -- Paula
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | You know, if there's one thing that science
> dean....@att.net | needs more of, it's unlabelled graphs of random
> | squiggles drawn by spastic chimps. -- K.
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | "Waaah! Porkmagnets suck!"
> dean....@att.net | From an original story by -- Schwa Love
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | Hate is a strong word. It's the right word,
> dean....@att.net | but it's still a strong word. - Jaffo
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | For they who control the plankton control
> dean....@att.net | the planet. -- Kapusniak, Stefan e
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | In AMERICA, we only use our gender when writing
> | our names in the snow. - Richard E. Nickle
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | Communism's a lot like using DOS,
> dean....@att.net | only it's a political system and
> | it doesn't have subdirectories. -Kibo
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | Star travel is no place for girlie boys.
> dean....@att.net | -- STAR1SHIP (star...@aol.com)
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | My mom says you shouldn't encourage me.
> dean.lenort | -- Theresa Willis
> @att.net |
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | In retrospect, hiring the dingo
> dean....@att.net | as a baby-sitter may have shown
> | lack of judgement. -dp.
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | USENET POSTING IS NOT A RECREATION; IT
> dean.lenort | REQUIRES RESPONSIBILITY. -- Jeremy Impson
> @att.net
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | END THE EXPERIMENTS! END THE HORROR! END THE
> dean.lenort | RECTAL PROBES OF TERROR! - Bryce Utting
> @att.net |
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | Kibology is the sound of a deaf man clapping one
> dean....@att.net | hand into a tree that's falling in the woods with
> | no one around to hear it. - Kevin Allegood
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | Because if you don't check your facts, how can
> dean.lenort | you be SURE you're posting nonsense????
> @att.net | -- Beable van Polasm
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | If 300 megs of naked women don't prove I'm straight,
> dean....@att.net | I don't know what will. -- Jaffo
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | I really don't appreciate you turning my fear
> | of biscuits into some kind of sex thing. - Jaffo
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | Though if you are in the mood to make
> | love to cattle, Usenet is probably one
> dean....@att.net | of the best places to talk about it. --Tshen
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | I SAW THIS ONE SPIDER THAT GOT BITTEN BY A
> dean....@att.net | RADIOACTIVE SPIDER AND THE SPIDER GOT SPIDER POWERS!
> | - Ranjit Bhatnagar
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | Remember, we're using the
> dean....@att.net | Internet, not Grammar! --K.
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | I HAVE SEEN THE MARK OF THE BEAST AND IT IS A STICKER
> dean....@att.net | THAT SAYS "THIS PRODUCT IS Y2K COMPLIANT"!!!! Joe Bay
>
> --
> Dean Lenort I didn't want to get busted
> dean....@att.net by the beagle - Daryl
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | I want pictures of Susy Derkins in high heels
> dean....@att.net | stepping on Hobbes. -- Karlo Takki
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | Cry Havoc! And let slip the dogs of crochet!
> dean....@att.net | -- Theresa Willis
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | Personally, I think of first-order predicate
> dean....@att.net | calculus (FOPC) as a large fluffy bunny called
> | Fopsy with long ears. - John D. Salt
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | Even a blind nut finds a squirrel
> dean....@att.net | once in a while. - Jorge R. Frank
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | Internet posters are not "people".
> dean....@att.net | - George Hammond
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | Do Kibologists dream of electric dolphins,
> dean....@att.net | or of inflatable sheep? -- K.
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | It's time to bring in the hookers.
> dean....@att.net | -- Jaffo
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | I think someone needs to graph these results so we
> | can find out if connecting the dots makes a kitty
> | or a turtle. -- K.
> --
> Dean Lenort | Never before have I been so entertained by
> dean.lenort | an essay with no apparant point, structure,
> @att.net | or notion of continuity. - Jeremy D. Impson
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | Say, are you a HAWT CHYK??/?
> dean....@att.net | I M IQCING U RITE NOW! - Beable van Polasm
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | ARK IS FOR WHACKY BOZOS WHO KNOW IT! NANAB
> dean....@att.net | IS FOR WHACKY BOZOS WHO DON'T! - E. Holmes
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | Soylent Strips by Ralston-Purina.
> dean....@att.net | Dogs don't know it's not people! - Joe Bay
>
> --
> Dean Lenort dean....@att.net
>
> ARCHIMEDES PLUTONIUM IS A LIE...YOU KNOW ABOUT BAY WATCH? - MegaHal
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | Kibo makes baby cheeses cry.
> dean....@att.net | -- pete
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | IN GENERAL, THOUGH, I THINK RICH NAKED
> dean....@att.net | CHYX ARE DESIRABLE. - rone
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | I have a special place for Kant in my heart.
> dean.lenort | A special place of HATE. -- Dag Agren
> @att.net |
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | Usenet is an opportunity to empathize with people.
> dean.lenort | If you can't feel the other person's pain,
> @att.net | then you're not inflicting enough. -Eb Oesch
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | Emacs is for people who don't like life,and vi
> dean....@att.net | is for cannibalistic lobsterboys. - Stacia
>
> --
> Dean Lenort dean....@att.net
>
> "Here, have a lutefisk. ><>" - Lupus Yonderboy
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | WITHOUT a through discussion of FINSLER SPACE
> dean.lenort | your remarks are incompetent...
> @att.net | -- George Hammond
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | When you have rum and the lash, sodomy
> | is never far behind, as it were. - Joe Bay
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | On some level, *every* thread on ARK is about
> dean.lenort | masturbation. -- Jeremy Impson
> @att.net
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | and "a computer is a thighmaster for the mind" just
> dean.lenort | leads to lots of unsettling imagery involving Suzanne
> @att.net | Summers singing about hard drives. - Talysman the Ur-Beatle
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | Nature's lazy. It's like a teamster, but with
> dean....@att.net | less body hair. - Ben Flieger
>
> --
> Dean Lenort dean....@att.net
>
> "Show me a man with his feet planted firmly on the ground and I'll show you
> a man who can't get his pants on."
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | On Usenet, noone can see your genitals.
> dean....@att.net | -- Teg Pipes
>
> --
> Dean Lenort dean....@att.net
> European: 'American culture is all crap'
> American: 'Why don't you come over here and say that and I'll KICK YOUR
> ASS'
> - Tom Thornhill in alt.religion.kibology on cultural differences
>
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | It wouldn't be Communism if it didn't hurt.
> dean.lenort | -- Peter Willard
> @att.net |
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | Nothing livens up a bus better'n a whole
> dean....@att.net | mess o' angry bees! -- David Pacheco
>
> --
> Dean Lenort | Do you still hear the bleating of the
> dean....@att.net | reindeer, Clarice? - Jeremy Impson
If you're going away then I'm warlording you one last time.
HAW HAW YOUR SIG IS TO LONG
--
Singing is the universal language, along with being on fire.
-- Joss Whedon
k rocks
> In article <ms3a35h68ejsuof1u6b3d0d54lcbnlt...@4ax.com>,
> Dean Lenort <dean.len...@att.net> wrote:
>
> > So at least for this occasional user, the death of USENET draws nigh.
>
> Say it ain't so, Doe! It's fairly easy and cheap-to-free to sign up
> with any of several Usenet news servers. And no Dean Lenort would bring
> us that much closer to Imminent Death of ARK.
>
>
>
>
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | You really need a dual GHz G4 to fully harness
> > dean.lenort | the power of cowsay. -- Matt McIrvin
> > @att.net |
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | So if you are in a plane crash and you are wearing
> > dean.lenort | clean underwear but your suitcase is full of dirty
> > @att.net | underwear, will it embarrass your mother? -- Paula
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | You know, if there's one thing that science
> > | squiggles drawn by spastic chimps. -- K.
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | "Waaah! Porkmagnets suck!"
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | Hate is a strong word. It's the right word,
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | For they who control the plankton control
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | In AMERICA, we only use our gender when writing
> > | our names in the snow. - Richard E. Nickle
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | Communism's a lot like using DOS,
> > | it doesn't have subdirectories. -Kibo
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | Star travel is no place for girlie boys.
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | My mom says you shouldn't encourage me.
> > dean.lenort | -- Theresa Willis
> > @att.net |
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | In retrospect, hiring the dingo
> > | lack of judgement. -dp.
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | USENET POSTING IS NOT A RECREATION; IT
> > dean.lenort | REQUIRES RESPONSIBILITY. -- Jeremy Impson
> > @att.net
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | END THE EXPERIMENTS! END THE HORROR! END THE
> > dean.lenort | RECTAL PROBES OF TERROR! - Bryce Utting
> > @att.net |
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | Kibology is the sound of a deaf man clapping one
> > | no one around to hear it. - Kevin Allegood
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | Because if you don't check your facts, how can
> > dean.lenort | you be SURE you're posting nonsense????
> > @att.net | -- Beable van Polasm
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | If 300 megs of naked women don't prove I'm straight,
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | I really don't appreciate you turning my fear
> > | of biscuits into some kind of sex thing. - Jaffo
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | Though if you are in the mood to make
> > | love to cattle, Usenet is probably one
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | I SAW THIS ONE SPIDER THAT GOT BITTEN BY A
> > | - Ranjit Bhatnagar
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | Remember, we're using the
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | I HAVE SEEN THE MARK OF THE BEAST AND IT IS A STICKER
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort I didn't want to get busted
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | I want pictures of Susy Derkins in high heels
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | Cry Havoc! And let slip the dogs of crochet!
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | Personally, I think of first-order predicate
> > | Fopsy with long ears. - John D. Salt
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | Even a blind nut finds a squirrel
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | Internet posters are not "people".
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | Do Kibologists dream of electric dolphins,
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | It's time to bring in the hookers.
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | I think someone needs to graph these results so we
> > | can find out if connecting the dots makes a kitty
> > | or a turtle. -- K.
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | Never before have I been so entertained by
> > dean.lenort | an essay with no apparant point, structure,
> > @att.net | or notion of continuity. - Jeremy D. Impson
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | Say, are you a HAWT CHYK??/?
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | ARK IS FOR WHACKY BOZOS WHO KNOW IT! NANAB
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | Soylent Strips by Ralston-Purina.
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort dean.len...@att.net
>
> > ARCHIMEDES PLUTONIUM IS A LIE...YOU KNOW ABOUT BAY WATCH? - MegaHal
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | Kibo makes baby cheeses cry.
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | IN GENERAL, THOUGH, I THINK RICH NAKED
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | I have a special place for Kant in my heart.
> > dean.lenort | A special place of HATE. -- Dag Agren
> > @att.net |
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | Usenet is an opportunity to empathize with people.
> > dean.lenort | If you can't feel the other person's pain,
> > @att.net | then you're not inflicting enough. -Eb Oesch
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | Emacs is for people who don't like life,and vi
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort dean.len...@att.net
>
> > "Here, have a lutefisk. ><>" - Lupus Yonderboy
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | WITHOUT a through discussion of FINSLER SPACE
> > dean.lenort | your remarks are incompetent...
> > @att.net | -- George Hammond
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | When you have rum and the lash, sodomy
> > | is never far behind, as it were. - Joe Bay
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | On some level, *every* thread on ARK is about
> > dean.lenort | masturbation. -- Jeremy Impson
> > @att.net
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | and "a computer is a thighmaster for the mind" just
> > dean.lenort | leads to lots of unsettling imagery involving Suzanne
> > @att.net | Summers singing about hard drives. - Talysman the Ur-Beatle
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | Nature's lazy. It's like a teamster, but with
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort dean.len...@att.net
>
> > "Show me a man with his feet planted firmly on the ground and I'll show you
> > a man who can't get his pants on."
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | On Usenet, noone can see your genitals.
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort dean.len...@att.net
> > European: 'American culture is all crap'
> > American: 'Why don't you come over here and say that and I'll KICK YOUR
> > ASS'
> > - Tom Thornhill in alt.religion.kibology on cultural differences
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | It wouldn't be Communism if it didn't hurt.
> > dean.lenort | -- Peter Willard
> > @att.net |
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | Nothing livens up a bus better'n a whole
>
> > --
> > Dean Lenort | Do you still hear the bleating of the
>
> If you're going away then I'm warlording you one last time.
>
> HAW HAW YOUR SIG IS TO LONG
>
> --
> Singing is the universal language, along with being on fire.
>
> - Show quoted text -
make money with 6 dollars ,easy money no bull
I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it. A little while
back, I was browsing through newsgroups, just like you are now, and
came across an article similar to this that said you could make
thousands of dollars within weeks with only an initial investment of
$6.00! So I thought, \"Yeah right, this must be a scam\", but like
most of us, I was curious, so I kept reading. Anyway, it said that you
send $1.00 to each of the 6 names and address stated in the article.
You then place your own name and address in the bottom of the list at
#6, and post the article in at least 200 newsgroups. (There are
thousands) No catch, that was it. So after thinking it over, and
talking to a few people first, I thought about trying it. I figured:
\"what have I got to lose except 6 stamps and $6.00, right?\" Then I
invested the measly $6.00. Well GUESS WHAT!?... Within 7 days, I
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write the following on each piece of paper \"PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR
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the 6 pieces of paper so the bill will not be seen through the
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envelopes and seal them. You should now have 6 sealed envelopes, each
with a piece of paper stating the above phrase, your name and address,
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#1)Patty Cabrales 1412 1/2 Fairfax Aue. Los Angeles,CA 90019
#2)Luis Pimentel 9678 Fontainbleau Blvd. #105 Miami, Fl 33172
#3)Matthew Karsen 102 West Sheperd Lane Summerville,SC 29483
#4) Celeste Jefferson 105-16 191St Street Saint Aibans NY 11412
#5) Barclay Mackay Po Box 1578 Montague,P.E.I C0A-1R0, CANADA.
#6) Kory Gill 248 N. Grace Lansing, MI 48917
STEP 2: Now take the #1 name off the list that you see above, move the
other names up 1 place (#2 becomes #1, #3 becomes #2, etc...) and add
YOUR name and address as number 6 on the list. STEP 3: Change anything
you need to, but try5) Barclay Mackay Po Box 1578 Montague,P.E.I
C0A-1R0, CANADA.
to keep this article as close to original as possible. Now, post your
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to24,000 groups) All you need is 200, but remember, the more you post,
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and keep the notes people send you. This VERIFIES that you are truly
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HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS----- Step 1) You do not need to re-type this
entire letter to do your own posting. Simply put your cursor at the
beginning of this letter and drag your cursor to the bottom of this
newsletter, and select \'copy\' from the edit menu. This will copy the
entire letter into the computer\'s memory. Step 2) Open a blank
\'notepad\' file and place your cursor at the top of the blank page.
From the \'edit\' menu select \'paste\'. This will paste a copy of the
letter into notepad so that you can add your name to the list. Step 3)
Save your new notepad file as a .txt file. If you want to do your
postings in different settings, you\'ll always have this file to go
back to. Step 4) Use Netscape or Internet explorer and try searching
for various newsgroups (on-line forums, message boards, chat sites,
discussions.) Step 5) Visit these message boards and post this article
as a new message by highlighting the text of this letter and selecting
paste from the edit menu. Fill in the Subject, this will be the header
that everyone sees as they scroll through the list of postings in a
particular group, click the post message selector. You\'re done with
your first one! Congratulations...THAT\'S IT! All you have to do is
jump to different newsgroups and post away, after you get the hang of
it, it will take about 30 seconds for each newsgroup! **REMEMBER, THE
MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN, THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL MAKE! BUT YOU
HAVE TO POST A MINIMUM OF 200** That\'s it! You will begin receiving
money from around the world within days! You may eventually want to
rent a P.O.Box due to the large amount of mail you will receive. If
you wish to stay anonymous, you can invent a name to use, as long as
the postman will deliver it. **JUST MAKE SURE ALL THE ADDRESSES ARE
CORRECT.** Now, each of the 5 persons who just sent me $1.00 make the
MINIMUM 200 postings, each with my name at #5 and only 5 persons
respond to each of the original 5, that is another $25.00 for me, now
those 25 each make 200 MINIMUM posts with my name at #4 and only 5
replies each, I will bring in an additional $125.00! Now, those 125
persons turn around and post the MINIMUM 200 with my name at #3 and
only receive 5 replies each, I will make an additional $625.00! OK,
now here is the fun part, each of those 625 persons post a MINIMUM 200
letters with my name at #2 and they each only receive 5 replies, that
just made me $3,125.00!!! Those 3,125 persons will all deliver this
message to 200 newsgroups with my name at #1 and if still 5 persons
per 200 newsgroups react I will receive $15,625,00! With an original
investment of only $6.00! AMAZING! When your name is no longer on the
list, you just take the latest posting in the newsgroups, and send out
another $6.00 to names on the list, putting your name at number 6
again. And start posting again. The thing to remember is: do you
realize that thousands of people all over the world are joining the
internet and reading these articles everyday?, JUST LIKE YOU are now!!
So, can you afford $6.00 and see if it really works?? I think so...
People have said, \"what if the plan is played out and no one sends
you the money? So what! What are the chances of that happening when
there are tons of new honest users and new honest people who are
joining the internet and newsgroups everyday and are willing to give
it a try? Estimates are at 20,000 to 50,000 new users, every day, with
thousands of those joining the actual internet. Remember, play FAIRLY
and HONESTLY and this will really work
Don Freeman
>
> make money with 6 dollars ,easy money no bull
You are David Rhodes and I claim my two-fifty.
Otto Bahn
TIA,
--oTTo--
"k rocks" <kg_fb...@yahoo.com> wrote
Eb Oesch
Greetings! Forward this message to seven people you know, and good
luck will follow at some unforeseeable moment in history for some
unknown individual, which in the long view is just as valuable as
personal success. Otherwise, bad luck will be the consequence. it
really works!
The first time I received this message, I ignored it, and the forces
of Xerxes I sustained massive casualties in their Pyrrhic victory at
the Battle of Thermopylae in 480 B.C. The next time, I still didn't
believe it, and John Hinckley failed in his 1981 attempt to
assassinate Ronald Reagan. The time after that, I did forward the
email, and Chiang Mung found a magical monkey's paw in a chest in
Jinan in 220 A.D.