Mike Lenin gives atheists tips on wanking

[fasgnadh]

Mike Lovell wrote:
> Mike Panter mass-debates with Mike Lover:
>
>> The last time I did that the snake was to hard to hold

Tweezers might have helped.

Perhaps you were nervous about being naked in public

>> so I figured I'd get it when I got outside town.

Mike had the same trouble, too small to find...

> Snake that's too hard to hold, welcome to my world every time I need to
> take a pee.

Two shakes are enough, anything more and you are playing with yourself,

as usual.

B^]


>> Never did find that snake

Not even with the Electron microscope?

Your girlfriend had the same complaint.

>> You might try stuffing fiberglass into the nooks and crannies

That won't make it any bigger, Mike already tried it:

> irritant

sounds painful, could you still use it?

> (even on snakes)

To each his own, ugh!

> I also wondered if they could be forced

Well, I don't think even the serpents will consent
to relations with you.

Have you asked your atheist mates to help hold them down?

> as they're cold blooded I wouldn't have thought they'd stick
> around long

That's because they just don't like you.

> if a load of dry-ice was chucked in or something.

I don't think that will overcome their detestation,
unless you have enough to freeze them so they can't
run away as you approach.





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The foremost atheist Philosopher of our age recently
launched his new book "Religion for Atheists" and
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- Alain de Botton, Lanching his new Book, Religion for Atheists
The Wheeler Centre, Melbourne 19/3/2012


http://www.abc.net.au/tv/bigideas/stories/2012/03/19/3455152.htm

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[Uergil]

In article <6AHFr.8460$v14....@viwinnwfe02.internal.bigpond.com>,

fasgnadh <fasg...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> The foremost atheist Philosopher of our age recently
> launched his new book "Religion for Atheists"

Alain de Botton, is a Swiss writer, philosopher, television
presenter entrepreneur and atheist... he has published bestselling
books including:


How Proust Can Change Your Life (1997)
The Consolations of Philosophy (2000)
The Art of Travel (2002)
Status Anxiety (2004)
The Architecture of Happiness (2006)
The Pleasures and Sorrows of Work (2009)
A Week at the Airport (2009)
Religion for Atheists: A Non-Believer's Guide to the Uses
of Religion (2012)

And his main thesis in that last book is that theist religions are no
longer of any social use, since all of their virtues are readily
available to modern societies, and are quite often already incorporated
into those societies, but without any of those theist vices.
--
"Ignorance is preferable to error, and he is less
remote from the- truth who believes nothing than
he who believes what is wrong.
Thomas Jefferson