All in the name of producing "mindless subliterate trolls."
Dr. Squid
Stephen Kunc <s...@capitalnet.com> wrote:
>>bre...@interaccess.com (Candy-Colored Clown) wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>See--I told you it was fun. Pop-Surrealism-Catch the Wave. Brush your
>death
>>>with Dentyne.
>>>
>>
>>
>>It's fun because it is the mindless pursuit of subliterate trolls. The
>entirety
>>of every contribution you've ever made to this newsgroup could be compressed
>>into 5 minutes with a computer program filled with databases of body parts,
>>celebrities and food products. Your useless self-adulating crap would serve
a
>>better purpose if it were given as jigsaw puzzles to underpriveledged
>children
>>who could then try to reconstruct the paragraphs into something less inept.
>If
>>the people in alt.journalism.gonzo weren't chickenshit groupies living
>>vicariously off HST, they would have run you pathetic whelps outa here a
long
>>time ago.
>>
It must be EXTREMELY frustrating for you, Steve, living so close to the zoo
and all, gazing longingly out your bedroom window at all those
heart-breakingly beautiful frolicking lemurs, those handsome bouncing
kangaroos, those majestic almost-greek-god-like heroic rhinos, yearning deeply
yet knowing you'll never ever be able to cast off all that oppressive clothing
and run wild with the anteaters, run free with the orangutans and "become one"
with all those swinging, springing and singing jungle orifaces!
-- Dr. Squid ><>< (drs...@ix.netcom.com)
* All writing is garbage. People who come out of nowhere to *
* try to put into words anypart of what goes on in their *
* minds are pigs. *
* -- Antonin Artaud (From "The Nerve Meter") *