A very overweight man was waiting in line at a bank. There were two
teenage boys in line behind him.
They were giggling and making fun of how fat the man was. After five
minutes of this the man turned to the boys and asked them politely to
stop, as he couldn't help his weight problem. With this the boys asked,
"Oh, and why are you so fat Mister?" "You FAT PIG!" The man turned
around and replied: "Well, boys every time I had SEX with your mother,
she gave me a cookie." From ~TOM COSS~