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Vader's Son

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Now I don't know if somebody figured this out before me, and if did, I'm
sorry.

Anyway, think of Lando in ROTJ saying:Han will have those pants down, we
got to give him more time!

Kwame Phillips-Solomon

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There is a whole list of the pants lines floating around on a website
somewhere.
I used to have them on my HD but they didn't survive my second Format. I
always forget to backup the truly important stuff

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W. Wilson

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Here they are:

25 Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word
"pants":

1.A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my
old master.*

2.You are unwise to lower your pants.

3.We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.

4.She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to
retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.*

5.These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it
counts.*

6.I find your lack of pants disturbing.

7.These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use
it.*

8.Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!*

9.General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.

10.I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.

11.TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?

12.Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.

13.Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on
board.

14.You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.

15.Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.*

16.Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.*

17.That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!

18.Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily
guarded than this.

19.Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.

20.Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for
your sister!

21.Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first
sign of an Imperial Cruiser.*

22.Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.

23.Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my
pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.*

24.I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.

25.You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.*

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inpheaux skifyre

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W. Wilson <Wil...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
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| Here they are:
|
| 25 Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word
| "pants":
<snip>

still not all of them...

http://www.favorites.com/~bailey/index.html

now *that* is all of them..
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Gregory Cook

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"Vader's Son" <mat...@sci.fi> wrote:

-Now I don't know if somebody figured this out before me, and if did, I'm
-sorry.
-
- Anyway, think of Lando in ROTJ saying:Han will have those pants down, we
-got to give him more time!

I can't believe I haven't thought of that one. Wow.

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Tim Santa Cruz

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Gregory Cook <gfox...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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> "Vader's Son" <mat...@sci.fi> wrote:
>
> -Now I don't know if somebody figured this out before me, and if did, I'm
> -sorry.
> -
> - Anyway, think of Lando in ROTJ saying:Han will have those pants down, we
> -got to give him more time!
>
> I can't believe I haven't thought of that one. Wow.

Sorry for sounding stupid, but what are the pants lines?

Tim


Simon H. Lee

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"Tim Santa Cruz" <tsant...@mediaone.net> stood up and told the
Ewoks the story about:

Recurrent RASSM thread: We replace various words in the
trilogy dialog with the word "pants." :)

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Çheetah!

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Tim Santa Cruz wrote:
>
> Gregory Cook <gfox...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> news:371b6769...@news.earthlink.net...
> > "Vader's Son" <mat...@sci.fi> wrote:
> >
> > -Now I don't know if somebody figured this out before me, and if did, I'm
> > -sorry.
> > -
> > - Anyway, think of Lando in ROTJ saying:Han will have those pants down, we
> > -got to give him more time!
> >
> > I can't believe I haven't thought of that one. Wow.
>
> Sorry for sounding stupid, but what are the pants lines?

Vader: "You are unwise to lower your pantsss...."

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Dion Turner

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inpheaux skifyre wrote:

LOL!!!!! this is killing me


Amy 'Amara' Pronovost

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Oh yeah, this one was done. It's one of my favourite pants lines :)

Amy


On Fri, 9 Apr 1999 15:13:09 +0300, "Vader's Son" <mat...@sci.fi> was
chased around by rabid Ewoks for posting this drivel!

>Now I don't know if somebody figured this out before me, and if did, I'm

>sorry.


>
> Anyway, think of Lando in ROTJ saying:Han will have those pants down, we

Wolfgang Linsmayer

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inpheaux skifyre schrieb:

>
> W. Wilson <Wil...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
> news:7ell66$qt7$1...@bgtnsc03.worldnet.att.net...
> | Here they are:
> |
> | 25 Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word
> | "pants":
> <snip>
>
> still not all of them...
>
> http://www.favorites.com/~bailey/index.html
>
> now *that* is all of them..
>
No, no, ther is another...

"An elegant pants for a more civilized age."
"The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy
field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us.
It binds
the pants together."
"You've taken your first step into a larger pants."

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Gregory Cook

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sh...@cornell.edu (Simon H. Lee) wrote:

-"Tim Santa Cruz" <tsant...@mediaone.net> stood up and told the
-Ewoks the story about:
->Gregory Cook <gfox...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
->news:371b6769...@news.earthlink.net...


->> "Vader's Son" <mat...@sci.fi> wrote:
->>

->> -Now I don't know if somebody figured this out before me, and if did, I'm
->> -sorry.
->> -
->> - Anyway, think of Lando in ROTJ saying:Han will have those pants down, we
->> -got to give him more time!
->>
->> I can't believe I haven't thought of that one. Wow.
->
->Sorry for sounding stupid, but what are the pants lines?
->
->Tim
-
- Recurrent RASSM thread: We replace various words in the
-trilogy dialog with the word "pants." :)

Did that actually start here? I've seen those lists floating around
for years... almost as long as I've seen the top ten sexually jilted
lines from SW, ESB, and ROTJ lists floating around (both on the web
and in e-mail forwards).

Jamie Locus

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"Çheetah!" wrote:

>
> Tim Santa Cruz wrote:
> >
> > Gregory Cook <gfox...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> > news:371b6769...@news.earthlink.net...

> > > "Vader's Son" <mat...@sci.fi> wrote:
> > >
> > > -Now I don't know if somebody figured this out before me, and if did, I'm
> > > -sorry.

> > > -
> > > - Anyway, think of Lando in ROTJ saying:Han will have those pants down, we
> > > -got to give him more time!
> > >
> > > I can't believe I haven't thought of that one. Wow.
> >
> > Sorry for sounding stupid, but what are the pants lines?
>
> Vader: "You are unwise to lower your pantsss...."

I find your lack of pants disturbing.

Robbie Poole

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Han: "You look strong enough to tear the pants off a Gundark"
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Crazy Kid

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"The pants are with you young Skywalker...but you are not a tailor yet."

CK

Nathaniel Wilde

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"These pants contain the ultimate power in the universe. I
suggest we use it."

"Jabba doesn't like smugglers who drop their pants at the first
sign of imperial trouble."

"He better have those pants up and running by mid day or there'll
be hell to pay."

Crazy Kid

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Nathaniel Wilde <nwi...@aa.washington.edu> wrote in message
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"...pants were jettisoned during the fighting, but no life forms were
aboard..."

CK . o O (that doesn't seem too funny...oh well)

Simon H. Lee

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gfox...@earthlink.net (Gregory Cook) stood up and told the
Ewoks the story about:

>->Sorry for sounding stupid, but what are the pants lines?
>->
>->Tim
>-
>- Recurrent RASSM thread: We replace various words in the
>-trilogy dialog with the word "pants." :)
>
>Did that actually start here? I've seen those lists floating around
>for years... almost as long as I've seen the top ten sexually jilted
>lines from SW, ESB, and ROTJ lists floating around (both on the web
>and in e-mail forwards).

Well, I remember when the pants thing first appeared on RASSM;
it seemed new to me then.

Gregory Cook

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sh...@cornell.edu (Simon H. Lee) wrote:

-gfox...@earthlink.net (Gregory Cook) stood up and told the


-Ewoks the story about:
-

->->Sorry for sounding stupid, but what are the pants lines?


->->
->->Tim
->-
->- Recurrent RASSM thread: We replace various words in the

->-trilogy dialog with the word "pants." :)
->
->Did that actually start here? I've seen those lists floating around
->for years... almost as long as I've seen the top ten sexually jilted
->lines from SW, ESB, and ROTJ lists floating around (both on the web
->and in e-mail forwards).
-
- Well, I remember when the pants thing first appeared on RASSM;
-it seemed new to me then.

I guess you're not supposed to wonder about where some things start.
#;-}>

David E. Powell

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Why of course I speak pants, its like a second language to me!

Young fool... only now, at the end, do you understand... your feeble pants
are no match for the power of the dark side!

Han, It's not like that... he's my Pants!

Perhaps you'd like it back in your pants, your highness?

And now we shall discuss the location of the rebel pants....

Release pants, Lord Vader!

There's one. Set for pants.

Droids don't pull your pants out of their sockets when they get mad...

Sorry about the pants...


Because he's holding a Pants Detonator!
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Çheetah!

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Simon H. Lee wrote:
>
> gfox...@earthlink.net (Gregory Cook) stood up and told the
> Ewoks the story about:

>
> >->Sorry for sounding stupid, but what are the pants lines?
> >->
> >->Tim

> >-
> >- Recurrent RASSM thread: We replace various words in the
> >-trilogy dialog with the word "pants." :)
> >
> >Did that actually start here? I've seen those lists floating around
> >for years... almost as long as I've seen the top ten sexually jilted
> >lines from SW, ESB, and ROTJ lists floating around (both on the web
> >and in e-mail forwards).

>
> Well, I remember when the pants thing first appeared on RASSM;
> it seemed new to me then.

It's what brought me here.. which I think has been a bit over a year
now...

Çheetah!

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Nathaniel Wilde wrote:

>>>> Vader: "You are unwise to lower your pantsss...."

>>> I find your lack of pants disturbing.

>> "The pants are with you young Skywalker...but you are not a tailor yet."

> "These pants contain the ultimate power in the universe. I


> suggest we use it."

> "Jabba doesn't like smugglers who drop their pants at the first
> sign of imperial trouble."

> "He better have those pants up and running by mid day or there'll
> be hell to pay."

"You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought!"

Çheetah!

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Jamie Locus wrote:
>
> "Çheetah!" wrote:
> >
> > Tim Santa Cruz wrote:
> > >
> > > Gregory Cook <gfox...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> > > news:371b6769...@news.earthlink.net...
> > > > "Vader's Son" <mat...@sci.fi> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > -Now I don't know if somebody figured this out before me, and if did, I'm
> > > > -sorry.
> > > > -
> > > > - Anyway, think of Lando in ROTJ saying:Han will have those pants down, we
> > > > -got to give him more time!
> > > >
> > > > I can't believe I haven't thought of that one. Wow.
> > >
> > > Sorry for sounding stupid, but what are the pants lines?
> >
> > Vader: "You are unwise to lower your pantsss...."
>
> I find your lack of pants disturbing.

"You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought!"

"Would it help if I got outta my pants & pushed?" "It might!"

"Perhaps you'd prefer it back in your pants, your highness!"

J Smith

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Çheetah! <Çheetah!@alt.crossover> wrote in message
<3712FC...@alt.crossover>...

>"You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought!"

A slightly liberal misquote - wasn't it "that pants"? Picky I know, sorry.

How about (with apologies for any repetition this may represent):

"That's it! The rebels are pants."

or eve

"That's it! The pants are there."

"The first pant's are away!" <cheers>

"He says that perhaps if you removed his pants he might be able to play the
whole message."


J

Çheetah!

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J Smith wrote:

> "He says that perhaps if you removed his pants he might be able to play the
> whole message."

Heh, that's the 1st time I've seen that one used...

"That's not impossible, I used to bullseye womp-rats in my pant's back
home, they aren't much bigger than 2 meters..."

"Luke! In those pants, will you be able to pull out in time?"

"Moff Tarkin.. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's
pants.. I recognized their foul stench the instant I was brought on
board..."

christian bailey

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Sorry if I'm stating the obvious but are the connotations for serious smut
a lot higher here in the Uk than the US. As far as I'm aware, pants in the
US are your trousers, right? Where as here in good old Blighty they are your
underwear (knickers, boxer shorts, y-fronts etc.) Therefore a lot more
juvenile and amusing, or is it just our irrepressable British Toilet humour.
Any way- still bloody funny
>>>
>>
>

>>Now I don't know if somebody figured this out before me, and if did, I'm

>>sorry.


>>
>> Anyway, think of Lando in ROTJ saying:Han will have those pants down, we

Jamie Locus

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"Çheetah!" wrote:
>
> Jamie Locus wrote:
> >
> > "Çheetah!" wrote:
> > >
> > > Tim Santa Cruz wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Gregory Cook <gfox...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> > > > news:371b6769...@news.earthlink.net...
> > > > > "Vader's Son" <mat...@sci.fi> wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > -Now I don't know if somebody figured this out before me, and if did, I'm
> > > > > -sorry.
> > > > > -
> > > > > - Anyway, think of Lando in ROTJ saying:Han will have those pants down, we
> > > > > -got to give him more time!
> > > > >
> > > > > I can't believe I haven't thought of that one. Wow.
> > > >
> > > > Sorry for sounding stupid, but what are the pants lines?
> > >
> > > Vader: "You are unwise to lower your pantsss...."
> >
> > I find your lack of pants disturbing.
>
> "You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought!"
>
> "Would it help if I got outta my pants & pushed?" "It might!"
>
> "Perhaps you'd prefer it back in your pants, your highness!"

Let's try some from Wedge...

"Look at the size of that thing!" ("Look at the size of those pants!")
"My scope shows the pants but not the exhaust port. Are you sure the
computer can hit it?"
"Detach pants!" "Pants detached!"

How 'bout:

Obi: "That's your father's pants ... elegant trousers for a more
civilized age."

From ESB:
Leia: "I love pants."
Han: "I know."

It's sad how much this amuses me. :)

J Smith

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>It's sad how much this amuses me. :)

Great fun, isn't it?

Here's some more from lil' ol' me:

"The Death Star plans are not in the pants."

"If this is a consular ship, where are your pants?"

"Commander, tear these pants apart."

"..bring me the Ambassador. I want her pants."

"Pants? What pants? What are you talking about? I'm not getting in
there."

"That's funny. The pants don't look as bad from out here."

"I guess you're too small to run away on me if I take your pants off."

"I don't remember owning any pants."

"I have something here for you. ... Your father's pants."

"The pants of a Jedi knight."

(I'm beginning to scare myself with how well I know this film!)

"These aren't the pants we're looking for."

"Tell Jabba that I've got his pants."
(BANG: Solo shoots FIRST! OK?!)

"I never thought I'd be smuggling pants."


Oh jeez - I'd better stop or I'll be here all night!

Alexander Sargent Woods

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Not "pants" but funny anyway. When ESB special edition came out I blurted
this out in the theater--it got some laughs:

When Lando hands Han/Leia/Chewie to Vader, as soon as the door opens and
it cuts to Vader and friends I dub in "Won't you join our tea party". Try
it next time you're watching with your buds.

Alex

Alexander Sargent Woods

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Ben: "You'll have to sell your pants"

Wuher:"Hey, we don't serve their kind" "Your pants, they'll have to wait
outside"

Rebel Commander guy: "Luke, you've taken off your pants, Is everything
alright"

Leia: "The more you tighten your pants Tarkin, the more star systems will
slip through your fingers"


More to come


Capt. Yeager

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How about this one:

"Grrrawa argra pants growl grrarg!" -Chewbaca

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Euan Kilgour

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In article <7f0lks$gd4$1...@taurus.neca.com>, "Capt. Yeager"
<pad...@neca.com> wrote:

> How about this one:
>
> "Grrrawa argra pants growl grrarg!" -Chewbaca

VADER: "I sense a disturbance in my pants, a presence I've not felt since..."

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Çheetah!

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Capt. Yeager wrote:

> How about this one:

> "Grrrawa argra pants growl grrarg!" -Chewbaca


"Why you stuck-up, thieving, scruffy-looking PANTS herder!"

"WooHoo! Nice shot kid! that was one in my pants!"

"Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating my pants are 3240 to
one!"

"You've always wanted to catch me with my pants down, sweetheart, now
may be the time...."

Çheetah!

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Jamie Locus wrote:

> From ESB:
> Leia: "I love pants."
> Han: "I know."

** From ROTJ: **
Han: "I love pants."
Leia: "I know."

"Chewie, get down here! she's been pantsed! ..wait-a-minute, I got an
*idea*..."

"Jabba commands that you be cast into the Pants of Carkoon, where you'll
die over a thousand years, as you are sweated into a waste byproduct.."

> It's sad how much this amuses me. :)

No, this thread is seriously addictive.. It's what 1st lured me in
here..

Çheetah!

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Han: Fast? She crossed the road in less than 12 parsecs.

Mon Mothma: "Many Chickens.... died... crossing this road."

Lando: "The chicken will cross the road! We've got to give it more
time!"

Vader: Luke.... join me, and together we can cross the road as father
and son!

Jamie Locus

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"Çheetah!" wrote:
>
> Capt. Yeager wrote:
>
> > How about this one:
>
> > "Grrrawa argra pants growl grrarg!" -Chewbaca
>
> "Why you stuck-up, thieving, scruffy-looking PANTS herder!"
>
> "WooHoo! Nice shot kid! that was one in my pants!"
>
> "Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating my pants are 3240 to
> one!"
>
> "You've always wanted to catch me with my pants down, sweetheart, now
> may be the time...."

We should have a list of these. Pretty soon, there's going to start
repeating.

"Your pants are weak, old man!"

Leia or Amidala: "Get to your pants!"

Ooooh, TPM ones...

Trailer A:

Obi: "The pants are dangerous. They all sense it, why can't you."

Mace: "You speak of the one who will bring balance to the pants."

Yoda: "Pants lead to the dark side."
and
"Pants lead to anger. Pants lead to hate. Pants lead to
sufffffffering."

Anakin: "Will I ever see pants again?"
Shimi: "What does your heart tell you?"
or
"Will I ever see you again?"
"What does you pants tell you?"

Trailer B:

Qui: "I can only protect pants, I can't fight a war for you." or
Qui: "I can only protect you, I can't fight pants for you."

Yoda: "There are always two: a master and his pants."


Pants... are good
or to quoth Homer Simpson: "Don't you hate pants?"

Jamie

Velya

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Euan Kilgour schrieb in Nachricht ...

>VADER: "I sense a disturbance in my pants, a presence I've not felt
since..."


ROTFLASMG!
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Mad TIE-Defender Pilot

Patience leads to contentment, contentment leads to happiness, happiness
leads to StarWars. (by jason)

Euan Kilgour

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In article <37150523...@flash.lakeheadu.ca>, Jamie Locus
<mnto...@flash.lakeheadu.ca> wrote:


> Trailer B:
>
> Qui: "I can only protect pants, I can't fight a war for you." or
> Qui: "I can only protect you, I can't fight pants for you."
>
> Yoda: "There are always two: a master and his pants."

Maul: "At last we will reveal our pants to the Jedi..."

Senator: "I think we are going to have to accept Federation pants for the
time being..."

Obi Wan: "Once those pants take control of the surface they will take
control of you..."

Amidala: "I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die while you
discuss this pants in a committee!"

C3PO: "They will never get me onto one of those dreadful pants.."

Not Gerthein Boersma

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Et tu, Capt. Yeager?

>How about this one:
>
>"Grrrawa argra pants growl grrarg!" -Chewbaca

ROTFL!


- Gerthein (-o-)
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Ryan Overton

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Apr 17, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/17/99
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Ok...here's one... ESB

Lando: "Having trouble with your pants??"

Han: "No.....why?"

Peter Spelman

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Look sir, pants!
We can give you two thousands pants now, and fifteen when we get to Alderaan.
I'm sorry Luke but you will have to sell your pants.
It's the ship that made the pants run in under 12 parsecs.
Lock the door and hope they don't have pants.
Blast it pants where are you?
Leave the pants to me, you worry about those fighters.

I'm altering the pants, pray i don't alter it further.

TPM:


At last we will reveal our pants to the Jedi.

Jamie Locus wrote:

> "Çheetah!" wrote:
> >
> > Tim Santa Cruz wrote:
> > >
> > > Gregory Cook <gfox...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> > > news:371b6769...@news.earthlink.net...
> > > > "Vader's Son" <mat...@sci.fi> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > -Now I don't know if somebody figured this out before me, and if did, I'm
> > > > -sorry.
> > > > -
> > > > - Anyway, think of Lando in ROTJ saying:Han will have those pants down, we
> > > > -got to give him more time!
> > > >
> > > > I can't believe I haven't thought of that one. Wow.
> > >
> > > Sorry for sounding stupid, but what are the pants lines?
> >
> > Vader: "You are unwise to lower your pantsss...."
>
> I find your lack of pants disturbing.

--
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!


Çheetah!

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Ender wrote:

> Peter Spelman wrote:

>> Blast it pants where are you?

> Blast it Biggs, where are your pants?

"Artoo, my pants on the left stabilizer have broken loose again, see if
you can't lock `em down..."

"Red 5, you've taken off your pants.. are you allright?"

"Evacuate?!? in our moment of triumph?!? I think you've seriously
over-estimated their pants of smell-death..."


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Peter Spelman <allian...@tinet.ie> wrote in message
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>TPM:
>At last we will reveal our pants to the Jedi.

Or alternativly(that a word?):

Atlast we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. Atlast we will have our pants.

CK . o O (Haven't seen this yet so...)

Jason Greenfield

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SW
TK421 Why aren't you at your pants?
You're all clear kid now let's blow these pants and go home!
Aren't you a little short for a pantstrooper?
But I was going to go to Tashi Station to pick up some pants converters!
You need not worry about you pants. If pants is all that you want then
that's what you'll receive.

TESB
I thought these pants smelled bad...on the outside!
Why you look like you could pull the pants off a gundark.
Laugh it up pantsball!
Your pants are dirty. My pants are dirty too princess what are you afraid
of?

ROTJ
Strong am I with the pants...but not that strong.
Many pants died to bring us this information.
Feel the pants flow through you!
The pants is down! Commence with the attack!

TPM
Will I ever see you again? What does your pants tell you?
Queen Amidala-Get to your pants!

Ender

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Peter Spelman wrote:

> Blast it pants where are you?

Blast it Biggs, where are your pants?

--
"Never let ethics stand between you and something good."

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Jay Truman

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Apr 19, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/19/99
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Missed the earlier posts,so forgive me if it's been done,but :

''I was going into Toschi station to pick up some pants'' .....and

''Owen,Luke can't stay here forever,most of his pants have gone....''

Crazy Kid wrote in message <92449024...@news.remarQ.com>...

S'ybll

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On Mon, 19 Apr 1999 14:22:08 +0100, "Jay Truman"
<eldr...@madhousenet.co.uk> decided we would all benefit from this
wisdom:

>>Atlast we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. Atlast we will have our pants.

If they're missing their pants, they're already revealing themselves
to the Jedi.

~ S'YBLL ~

Shapeshifter, MindWitch,
Friend of the Rebel Alliance

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