TPM and "Pants"
SLWalsh
ever-popular idea of rewording lines in Star Wars by adding the word
"pants"
Here are a few I came up with:
Daultay Dofine: "Pants me, we're done for!"
Darth Sidious: "I don't want that stunted slime in my pants again."
Palpatine: "And you, young Skywalker. We will be watching your pants
with great pleasure."
--
Stone Cold Steve Austin on the Force - "It's that invisible outer
space-type hokey-pokey stuff that sounds good, so that's why they're
saying it. Kind of like a way to say 'Good luck."
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"Anakin Skywalker, meet Tommy Hilfiger"
"I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to get pants"
"And I thought those pants smelled bad on the inside"
"Obi-Wan has taught you well...but you are not a tailor yet"
"May the pants fit you...always"
Keith Little
"Master, why do you keep dragging these pants along with us?"
"Obi-wan, I need you to run an analysis on these pants."
"Pants will do fine."
"Jedi, your pant tricks don't work on me."
"I'd like to take on the boy as my pants..."
"Over there, that's Senator Palpatine's pants."
Enjoy,
Keith Little
Paithin
"You must, FEEL the Pants. Between the rock, the tree, the ground, and
the ship."
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"Qui-Gon sir, I don't wanna be any trouble..."
"You won't be."
j-p
a second."
"The pants are back up! That little droid did it!"
"He can pants you. He was meant to pants you."
"Wesa pants gonna be crunched!" "I think not. We have no pants - that
is our problem."
Lizard
>I've heard that there are a few lists out there already with the
>ever-popular idea of rewording lines in Star Wars by adding the word
>"pants"
>
>Here are a few I came up with:
>
>Daultay Dofine: "Pants me, we're done for!"
>
>Darth Sidious: "I don't want that stunted slime in my pants again."
>
>Palpatine: "And you, young Skywalker. We will be watching your pants
>with great pleasure."
"Are you sure about this? Trusting our pants to a boy we hardly know?"
"Ooo, maxi-big the pants!"
"Mesa no gotta da pants!"
"I call for a vote of no pants!"
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Tezza
Lizard wrote in message <375d562c...@enews.newsguy.com>...
>"I call for a vote of no pants!"
^^ Quote of the game, IMHO. Although I still like "Confer on
you, pants of Jedi Knight, the council does."
Tezza
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"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left."
Bajt
'Why do I sense you've pantsed another pathetic lifeform?'
hootie hoo
But master Yoda said I should be mindful of the pants.
Be mindful of the living pants, young Padawan.
The chancellor should have never brought the pants into this.
You've never encountered pants before, have you?
No, but, uh...seal off the pants!
That won't be enough.
Sir, they've gone up the pants!
Don't worry, sir. If they're down pants, we'll find them.
That is the sound of a thousand horrible pants coming this way.
Ahh, yousa pants is, ah, well seen.
Gungans no likin' pants, so don' 'spect a warm welcome.
Master, we're short on pants.
If we are to travel through the pants, we'll need a navigator.
Begone with pants!
It seems your pants failed, ambassador.
We'll need to free those pants.
Now stay in pants. And don't cause any trouble.
We're losing pants fast.
Padme, clean this droid up as best you can; he deserves our pants.
Your highness, you must trust my pants.
And that's all I care to wrack my brain for now :). It's kind of
nice being able to memorize movie lines so you can have something to
hold you over until the VHS is released.
Shi
Jar-Gon Jinn
Jar-Gon Jinn
"Bury your pants deep down, Luke. They do you credit, but they can be made
to serve the Emperor."
Super Wilbur
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In article <Bi193.10129$PN5....@newsfeeds.bigpond.com>, "Brett McConnie"
<blm...@bigpond.com> wrote:
> Jar-Gon Jinn <jar...@jinn.com> wrote in message
> news:7k1ue8$orb$1...@nnrp03.primenet.com...
>> "Finally, we can reveal our pants to the Jedi."
>
> "My pants will be the entry fee."
>
> "Pants now. Pants now. Pants now."
>
> "Your pants seem to have failed Ambassador."
> --
>
> "I am altering the pants. Pray I don't alter them any further."
>
>
wes
Jar-Gon Jinn
"I assure you, Lord Vader, my pants are working as fast as they can."
"Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them."
--Jerjerrod and Vader
Brett McConnie
news:7k1ue8$orb$1...@nnrp03.primenet.com...
> "Finally, we can reveal our pants to the Jedi."
"My pants will be the entry fee."
"Pants now. Pants now. Pants now."
"Your pants seem to have failed Ambassador."
--
"I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further."
Wayne Gliddon
Luke: Your overconfidence is your weakness.
Emperor: Your faith in your PANTS if yours.
Steve
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Gungan soldier: "Jar Jar, use'n da pants!"
Jar Jar: "Meesa hava no pants!"
Soldier: "Here, take'a my pants!"
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Watto: "What do you think, you're some kind of Jedi, waving your pants
around. I'm a Toydarian, your pants tricks don't work on me."
Brett McConnie
news:please-1606...@adamsmith.ne.mediaone.net...
>
> Gungan soldier: "Jar Jar, use'n da pants!"
> Jar Jar: "Meesa hava no pants!"
> Soldier: "Here, take'a my pants!"
Darth Sidious: "I want those pants signed."
Vernon Scott Jorgenson
Ric Olie: "Pants generators have been hit!"
Viceroy: "I want pants up here immediately!"
Padme: "Get to your pants!"
Qui-Gon: "Anakin! Pants!"
Qui-Gon: "Whatever it was, it was well trained in the Jedi pants."
Padme: "Are you sure this is wise? Trusting our pants to a boy we
hardly know?"
Qui-Gon: "The queen trusts my pants, young handmaiden."
Captain Tarpals: "Yousa in deep pants dis time!"
Boss Nass: "Weesa no like-a da pants!"
Watto: "...And no one else has pants, I can promise you that."
Obi-Wan: "You and the Naboo form a pants circle..."
Scott J.