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Doc Martian

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Sep 23, 2009, 6:46:41 AM9/23/09
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but dubs in Eddie Deezen's voice in place of James Earl Jones!

Cheers!
Doc

Your Name

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"Doc Martian" <docma...@verizon.net> wrote in message
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> but dubs in Eddie Deezen's voice in place of James Earl Jones!
>
> Cheers!
> Doc

George Lucas is planning to re-do the entire Saga for the 40th anniversary
in 2017, but he's decided to use Pee-Wee Herman as the voice of Vader, the
Olsen twins as Lukeana & Leia, and the twins from Disney's "The Suite Life"
to replace C-3PO and R2-D2. In these Super Special Editions, he's also
planning to re-replace Jabba in ANH with the original human actor again (but
not in the other movies) and replace the Vader / Anakin theme music with the
Ewoks' Yub-Yub song in all six movies. ;-)


Brett McConnie

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Sep 23, 2009, 6:16:33 PM9/23/09
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"Your Name" <your...@isp.com> wrote in message
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> George Lucas is planning to re-do the entire Saga for the 40th anniversary
> in 2017, but he's decided to use Pee-Wee Herman as the voice of Vader, the
> Olsen twins as Lukeana & Leia, and the twins from Disney's "The Suite
> Life"
> to replace C-3PO and R2-D2. In these Super Special Editions, he's also
> planning to re-replace Jabba in ANH with the original human actor again
> (but
> not in the other movies) and replace the Vader / Anakin theme music with
> the
> Ewoks' Yub-Yub song in all six movies. ;-)

Hmmm sounds exciting. The real question though is will Han shoot first, will
Greedo shoot first or will they shake hands and perform a musical number
together?
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Your Name

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Sep 23, 2009, 9:25:35 PM9/23/09
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"Brett McConnie" <jodie.m...@bigpond.com> wrote in message
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> "Your Name" <your...@isp.com> wrote in message
> news:h9e1jl$1nu$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz...
> > George Lucas is planning to re-do the entire Saga for the 40th
anniversary
> > in 2017, but he's decided to use Pee-Wee Herman as the voice of Vader,
the
> > Olsen twins as Lukeana & Leia, and the twins from Disney's "The Suite
> > Life" to replace C-3PO and R2-D2. In these Super Special Editions, he's
also
> > planning to re-replace Jabba in ANH with the original human actor again
> > (but not in the other movies) and replace the Vader / Anakin theme music
with
> > the Ewoks' Yub-Yub song in all six movies. ;-)
>
> Hmmm sounds exciting. The real question though is will Han shoot first,
will
> Greedo shoot first or will they shake hands and perform a musical number
> together?

From the new scripts I've read (being a "close friend of George Lucas) none
of that. The bartender decides Han has paid his bar tab quickly enough, so
has Han arrested before Greedo even shows up ... of course, with Han in a
jail cell it makes it difficult for Luke and Ben to get to Alderaan, but
George is still working on that (the current idea is to have Jar Jar show up
in a Naboo starship to give them a ride, but they get to Alderaan before the
Death Star does, so there's still a bit of a problem there). ;-)

Your Name

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Sep 23, 2009, 9:29:49 PM9/23/09
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"Brett McConnie" <jodie.m...@bigpond.com> wrote in message
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> "Your Name" <your...@isp.com> wrote in message
> news:h9e1jl$1nu$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz...
> > George Lucas is planning to re-do the entire Saga for the 40th
> > anniversary in 2017, but he's decided to use Pee-Wee Herman as the
> > voice of Vader, the Olsen twins as Lukeana & Leia, and the twins from
> > Disney's "The Suite Life" to replace C-3PO and R2-D2. In these Super
> > Special Editions, he's also planning to re-replace Jabba in ANH with
> > the original human actor again (but not in the other movies) and
> > replace the Vader / Anakin theme music with the Ewoks' Yub-Yub
> > song in all six movies. ;-)
>
> Hmmm sounds exciting. The real question though is will Han shoot first,
> will Greedo shoot first or will they shake hands and perform a musical
> number together?

From the new scripts I've read (being a "close friend of George Lucas) none


of that. The bartender decides Han has paid his bar tab quickly enough, so

has Han in the kitchen washing dishes before Greedo even shows up ... of
course, with Han stuck at the Cantina it makes it difficult for Lukeana and


Ben to get to Alderaan, but George is still working on that (the current
idea

is to have Jar Jar show up in a Naboo starship to give them a ride, but Jar
Jar gets them to Alderaan before the Death Star, so there's still a bit of a
problem to sort out there yet). ;-)


Dr. Phineas J. Martian

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Sep 24, 2009, 6:01:45 AM9/24/09
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On Sep 23, 6:29 pm, "Your Name" <your.n...@isp.com> wrote:
> "Brett McConnie" <jodie.mccon...@bigpond.com> wrote in message
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> > "Your Name" <your.n...@isp.com> wrote in message

I know. Since the Millenium Falcon is the 'Fastest Hunk of Junk in the
Galaxy'. How about Han Finishes the Dishes first, flies to Alderaan,
gets his arms ripped off by the upset wookie (who is still kind of
damp and rashy from the dishwashing) and... then... fuck... i don't
know what... cut to the next movie! make 4 movies out of the trilogy!
omg the fanbois will be building real lightsabers to kill each other
with they'll be so pissed.

Syfo-Dyas

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Sep 24, 2009, 11:38:15 PM9/24/09
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What a dumb cluck!!!
CHeers!~

Your Name

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Sep 26, 2009, 2:19:23 AM9/26/09
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"Dr. Phineas J. Martian" <doc.m...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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George Lucas has come up with a new idea. Instead of taking Ben and Lukeana
to Alderaan, Jar Jar mis-programs the navicomputer and they end up on the
Forest Moon of Endor. The Ewoks warriors join them and they all fly off to
save Leia from the Death Star. The Ewoks are then in all three of the second
trilogy, and in fact Brn decides to train Wicket to become a Jedi Knight,
and Wicket is now the one who defeats the Emperor in Episode VI. ;-)

Brett McConnie

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Sep 27, 2009, 8:00:30 AM9/27/09
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"Your Name" <your...@isp.com> wrote in message
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> George Lucas has come up with a new idea. Instead of taking Ben and
> Lukeana
> to Alderaan, Jar Jar mis-programs the navicomputer and they end up on the
> Forest Moon of Endor. The Ewoks warriors join them and they all fly off to
> save Leia from the Death Star. The Ewoks are then in all three of the
> second
> trilogy, and in fact Brn decides to train Wicket to become a Jedi Knight,
> and Wicket is now the one who defeats the Emperor in Episode VI. ;-)

"I am a Jedi, like my yub yub before me."

Your Name

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Sep 27, 2009, 4:55:37 PM9/27/09
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"Brett McConnie" <jodie.m...@bigpond.com> wrote in message
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> "Your Name" <your...@isp.com> wrote in message
> news:h9kbig$nrs$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz...
> > George Lucas has come up with a new idea. Instead of taking Ben and
> > Lukeana
> > to Alderaan, Jar Jar mis-programs the navicomputer and they end up on
the
> > Forest Moon of Endor. The Ewoks warriors join them and they all fly off
to
> > save Leia from the Death Star. The Ewoks are then in all three of the
> > second
> > trilogy, and in fact Brn decides to train Wicket to become a Jedi
Knight,
> > and Wicket is now the one who defeats the Emperor in Episode VI. ;-)
>
> "I am a Jedi, like my yub yub before me."

Now you've gone and spoiled the surprise in Episode V.

As I said before, George Lucas is replacing the Vader / Anakin theme music
with the Ewoks' Yub-Yub song in all six movies ... and the reason for this
is because it was going to be revealed in Episode V that Vader is actually
Wicket's father. ;-)

Who Dat

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Nov 15, 2009, 8:31:04 AM11/15/09
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LOL!!!!!

Man-wai Chang to The Door (28800bps)

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Nov 15, 2009, 8:45:25 AM11/15/09
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Maybe to add visual effects when the Jedi and Sith knights are using the
Force... It's hard to visualize it if you are a kid.... :)

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