FANFIC: Sonic Fights Robotnik 6: The Final Chapter!
SONIC FAN
Author's Note: This story replaces "UNcle Bob Returns" in the continuity.
This is it! The story that will end it all! You're not gonna belive what happens this time!
----Other story;s in this seres----
Sonic Fights Robotnik
Sonic Fights Robotnik 2: The Next Battle
Sonic Fights Robotnik 3: Too Fast For the Naked Eye
Sonic Fights Robotnik 4: Meet Dr. Quack
Sonic Fights Robotnik 5: The Good Snivley
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Now lets get onto the story, it's about time isn't it?
Uncle Chuck says:
"Hey how's it going, I'm uncle chuck and you're reading the FINAL CHAPTER
of Sonic fights robotnik! In our last EXCITING, ACTION-PACKED episode,
sonic had recently left on some sort mystical quest because the oracle
told him too. I wonder what will happen to him , and to ALL OF MOBIUS for
that matter! Stay tuned folks, it's gonna be one excitin' ride!"
LET THE FINAL BATTLE BEGIN!
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SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK 6
The Final Chapter!
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By: SONIC FAN
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Robotoropolis: A dark day
Inside the dewath egg LABORATORY something EVIL is going down!
"BwhahahhahhahahahaAAA!" said Robotnik "My it is a dark day today! What a
perfect day to unthaw the evil Dr. Quack! Sonic thought he beat him. THE
FOOOOL! HHAHAHahhH!!!!! Grounder! Scratch!"
"Huhuhuhuhuh" said Grounder
"Heheh HEH HEH" said Scratch
"HA HA HO HO prepare the Unthaw-cryo-matic!" said Robtnik
"Huhuhuh....uhhhhh.....ok" said Grounder
Grounder pushed the button. The machine went HONKA SNORT KALNG FOOM!
"uhHHUh hUHH hUH hUH" said Grounder
"HEHWHEhehhehehehhehehhehehehehehehhehhehehehhehehehheheheheheheeeeeeeeee
ehehehehehhehehehehhehehehhehehehhehehehehhehehhehehehehehhehehehhehehehe
hehhehehehhehehehhehehhe" said Scratch
"Silence!" said Robotnik
"HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH...umm.ok, sorry about that" scratch
said.
A couple of SWAT bots tossed the frozen Dr. Quack into the machine.
Robonik smashed the button with his fist "BA-BA-BA-DOOM! It's EVIL time!"
w00p w00p w00p wnet the machine
Dr. Quack stepped out of the machine
"What.......hap........pened" said Quack
"Oh, you just got forozen by sonic, he used the anti-mega gem on you.
Sorry to inform you of this but your mega gem blew up. bummer. But
anyways you're in luck. It's time for the Robotnik Show!"
"My...qUACK??? MEGA??? GEM???????" said Quack "But.....QUAAAK! It took me
10 years to forge that gem! Carefullly *QUAkC!* i made it in my lab for
10 QUAKC focking years! 10 years of my life wasted...NOOOOOO!!! *sob*
QUUUUUAAAAAACCCKKK"
"Uhh.... 5 minutes to air time" said Robotnik "We'd like you to do a
little monologue, think you can handle it"
"eh, sure" said Quack
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Knothole Villiage
Sonic's Hut
A TV remains unwatched. A can of mountain due remains undrinken. For
Sonic is not here. So where could he be?
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
The Great Unknown
Sonic had just completed the final part of his mystical journey, the
misty mountain hop. Sonic ran up the steps to the great monument. The
Oracle was there!!!!
THE ORACLE SPEAKS....
"SONIC!"
"Yo man, don't have to talk so laud" said Sonic
"sorry" said the Oracle
The Oracle continued "You have completed the mysticl journey of mobius.
You have proven to be a worrthy keeper of this object THE MASTER CHAOS
EMERALD!"
The emerald appeared
"Its...so.....beutiful" said sonic
"USE IT WISELY hedgehog" said Oracle "THis emaerals, when used with the
other chaos emeralds, has the power to overcome all of the greatest
evils"
Sonic took the emerald "Cool man, i'll kick robotniks chubbo butt! Gotta
JUICE!"
Sonic zooOOOOOOoooms away.
BLUE STEAK SPEEDS BY!
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Robotropolis
Robotnik bounds on stage
Robotnik: Doo doo doo doo doo IT'S THE ROBOTNIK SHOW!
SWAT bot band plays music
Robotnik: Know what tiiiiiime it is?!??!
SWAT bots: NO SIR
Robotnik: It's time to HIT THE BUTTON!
Robotnik jumps up in the air and brings his fist down on the SWAT missle
launcher button
Robotnik: Oh yeah!
SWAT BOTS clap. "clap........clap..........clap"
SWAT BOTS: YAY
Robotnik: Hmmm.....I wonder where those missles go....
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Knothole
Lookout tower
Tails is on lookout
"Oh no! incoming SWAT missle!" he sceeams into the walkie talkie
"Akk Ack! Zee not speek zo lout miseur PrOw-WER!" Antoiness voce said
over the walkie talkie
KABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Sonic's hut is destroyed by the missle
!!!
"CoooL man!" said Tails
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Sonic's Hut
Everyone ran to sonics hut
"Sonic's hut is destroyed" said Tails
"Hmm...well it was a good hut." said Jackerey Prower
"Yeah" said Tails
Everyone goes back to doing stuff. Rotor is polishing sprokets in his
hut. Tails and Bunnie walk in
"We all was practicin' king-fu" said Bunnie
"waaaaah" said Rotor
"Now what you-all is wrong" said Bunnie
"waaah i miss my family" said Rotor
"Well yall yer birthdays coming up and.....err....oorrr" said Bunnie
"waah" said Rotor
"uuhhh uh oh" said Tails
"You all, did you forget to buy him a present too?" said Bunnie
"Yeah" said Tails
"Uhh...YOU ALL RoTOR! Heck Y'all we'll be right back!" said Bunnie
"waah *sniff* waaaaah" said Rotor
Bunnie and Tails run out of the hut. On the way out tails knocks over one
of rotor's inventions
"oops" said Tails
Bunnie and Tails kick down the door to Sally's hut!
"AHhhhh SALLY!" said Tails
"AHHHHHHH!" said Sally
"Uh Sally sorry about breaking into your hut but we forgot to buy rotor a
present!" said Tails
Sally gives tails 50 bucks "GO but a present"
"Ok" said Tails
They leave.
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
The Garage
Tails and Bunnie get on the hoverbikes
"I hope you got these to work right aunt bunnie, i don't like it when
they blow up" said Tails
"Heck all y'all, to the mall we w'all!" said Bunnie
VRRROOOM VRRROMMM SSSSCCCCCCCRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
They zoom to the mall.
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Mobius Mall
They park the hoverbikes
But THE SECURITY CAMERA SEES THEM
"Ahh!" said Tails "The security camera saw us!"
"Heck y'all neednt be worried, it's not evil like them spy eyes" said
Bunnie
"Yeah I guess you're right" said Tails
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Robotropolis
Robotnik: And now here's DR. QUACK!
SWAT BOTS: YAY (clap.........clap........clap)
Dr Quack: Hey hey! Quack! What's the deal with lightbulbs? They're bright
and all but gee, what's the deal with em?
Robotnik throws a garbage can at Dr. Quack
Dr Quack gets hit in the head with the garbage can
Quack: OWWW! (falls down) arrrgaaarrrgaaarrrr
Robotnik: Touchdown!
SWAT BOTS: HA......HA........HA.......HA
Robotnik: Now here's a segment I like to call, THE ROBOTNIK PARKING LOT
CAM!
On the robotnik show the scene of the parking lot is being shown on the
big veiwscreen
Quack: Ack.....arr.......what? where am i. last thing i remember i was on
the ship and then some alies did a mind experiment on us...huh whats
happening
Robotnik: Uhh....are you all right Dr. Quack?
Quack: I ... uhhh... don't remember who i am......i am.....dr.
quack....now a remeber
Robotnik: That's good. Now let's go to the commercial break.
(cut to commercial breka)
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Backstage
"Hey Quack" said Robotnik "I want you to find out where all those SWAT
missels go after I fire them"
"Uhhh...ok" said Dr. Quack
Robotnik goes back to the robotnik show. He sings "Walkin' on the sun"
Meanwhile Dr .Quack goes through the computer systems.
"Oh no!" said Quack "Dr. Robotnik is evil! And look! These missles are
aimed right at knothole villiage. And one of them has hit it's target,
the hut of sonic has been destroyed. OH NO!"
Robotnik walks backstaghe during the next commercial break.
"Hey quack, where do the missles go?" said Robotnik
"Ummm....well, they go.....nowhere" said Dr. Quack
"Nowhere, huh" said Robotnik "I guess I wasted more than a few missles. i
wonder why those missles were aimed at nothing"
"Beats me" said Dr. Quack
Robotnik goes back on stage
"Commercial breaks over!" said Robotnik
Robotnik runs back out on stage
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
On stage
Robotnik: Hey! Hey! Hey-hey! We're back
SWAT BOTS: woo...........hoo
Robotnik: Now here's our guest, WALT WHITMAN!
JUST THEN DR. QUACK RUNS OUT ON STAGE FIRING AT ROBOTNIK WITH A LASER
RIFLE!
Quack: Die evil feind!
Robvotnik grabs quack by the neck
Quack: urk
Robotnik: You betrayt me! I will have you robotocized! (robotni kthrows
quack to some bots) Take him away!
Robotnik: Oh carp! Now i need a new assisistant!
Walt Whitman walks on stage
Walt: Hi
Robotnik: Fock off Whitman! Turn off the camera, the shows over!
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Death Egg control room
Robotnik drags a dusty old machine out of the closet.
"This" said Robotnik "Is the resurrect-o-matic. It will resurrect Snivley
fore me!"
"huhuhhh I want some nachos!" said Grounder
"HEHhehHe me too!" said Scratch
"Shuddup!" said Robotnik. Robotnik plugged in the machine and hit a few
buttons. THe room is illuminated with light. When the lights dissapers
Frank Sinatra is in the room
"What the fock?" said Robotnik
"Hi there, I'm TV's Frank Sinatra" said Frank
"Cool. Can you sing a song for us?" said Robotnik
"Sure!" said Frank
Frank sang the Death Egg Battle song
"Sonic was on a mission dark (hoo yeah)
to defeat the evil doctor (ba-boom)
but he beat him (yeah)
like he did (yeah)
and no one was asunder (bow)
thunderrr... (kra-kow)
SONIC! SUPER SONIC! (wah wah)
he is the hero of our day (may may!)
SONIC! SUPER SONIC! (wah wah)
let's all say hooray
(HOOOOO-RAY!!!!)
lets all say hooray
(HOOOOOOOrAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!)"
Robotnik dances.
"Oh yeah thats a smooth jive!" said Robotnik, snapping his fingers in
time to the beat "Now sing the Robotnik Show theme song"
Frank sang
"Dooby dooby doo doo dooby dooby dooo....It's the Robotnik shooooow! hey!
He's Doctor Robotniiik! And his assistant Snivley is koo-koo! koo-koo!
koo-koo oh yeah! dooby dooby doooo"
Robotnik GRoundr and Scratch clap.
"ok, let's bring snivley back to life" said Robotnik. He hit more
buttons. The light illuminated the room and snivley apperared.
"Hi sir" said Snivley
"It's time for the robotnik show again!" said Robotnik
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Mobius Mall
"hey Bunnie look at what I bought rotor" Tails said, showing bunnie the
coffee mug he bought.
"Heck y'all I bought him sum of these here crystals, you all know, some
of em are red and some of em are blue..." said Bunnie
"ARRRRRG!" said Tails covering his ears
Then Tails saw uncle bob walking through the mall
"Hey Uncle Bob!" said Tails
"Aye there laddy" said Bob "Whats up with ye?"
"Hey Uncle Bob how's it going?" said Tails
Bunnie said "Some of em are cyan and some of em are rouge"
"Focking bad" said Bob "A bunch of bots blew up me trailer"
"Want to live at Knothole?" said Tails
"Ok!" said Bob
"And..." said Bunnie "HECK ALL Y'ALL SOME OF EM AREN'T EVEN CYRSTALS AT
ALL!"
"Really..... THEN WHAT IN THE NAME O' FOCK ARE THEY????" said Bob
"Well heck y'all" said Bunnie "Some of em are potato chips"
"Oh" said Tails and Bob.
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
doo doo doo
yo yo yo
sang dr. quack, in his cell at the robototization complex.
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
The Robotnik Show (yet again)
Robotonik: Hi friends, once again it's.....
(waits for 30 seconds)
Robotnik: THE ROBOTNIK SHOW!!!!
SWAT bots: YAY.........clap........clap.......clap
Robotnik: Doo Dee doo dah doo dum dee doo! bo bop bee bop bow wow doo doo
dee doo dah day! The one! The only! The stale spumoni! The Robotnik
Shhoooooooooowww!!!
Robotnik jumps on the desk and crushes it.
SWAT bots:
HA.......................................................................
.........................................................................
....................................................................HA
Robotnik: Now here's Snivley and the SWAT bot orchastra!
Snivley: Hey man
Robotnik: So Snivley, I hear something interesting happened to you just 5
minutes ago.
Snivley: That's right Ivo, I was just resurrected 5 minutes ago.
Robotnik: Wow, cool. Speaking of resurrected people, Heeeeere's frank
sinatra!
Frank: Hi it's grat to be here. Here's a little tune you might know.
Snivley and the bots start jamming on the guitars and drums
Frank Sinatra sings "Walking Contradiction" by Greenday
Robotnik: Thatnks Franks! Now it's time for THE PARKING LOT CAM!
SWAT bots: ALL............RIGHT
Snivley and the band play the Parking Lot Cam Song
Snivley: (sings) OH YEAH YEAH YEAH ITS IN A PARKING LOT! THERE'S A LOTTA
CARS YOU JUST GOTTA SEE OH YEAH ON THE PARKING LOT CAAAAAM!!!!!
Everybody looks at the big screen
Robotnik: Hmmm....there's a car over there.....another car over
there....and another one...this is exciting huh?
SWAT bots: YES
Robotnik: Hey what's that? It looks like.....zoom in.....ah ha! I do
beleve it is .... freedom fighters!
Snivley: Freedom Fighters sir?
Robotnik: Yeah, freedo fighters. Hey ...... LET'S GO GET EM
YAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Snivley and the bots play the pee-wee herman song, also know by it's real
name "Tequila"
Robotnik runs off the stage and out the door. The SWAT bots clap and
cheer.
Snivley and the bots follow Robotnik, still playing music.
(cut to scene of death egg launching pad)
Robotnik Snivley and the bots get into a stealth-hover. Snivley and the
bots continue to play music.
The stealth-hover takes off. FWOSH!
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Mobius Mall
"let's buy rotor's birthday cake" said Tails. They go to the grocery
store.
Tails walks up to the cake counter. "One way past cool cake please" he
says
The worker says "Uhh sorry, we don't sell way past cool cakes, we only
sell 'moderately neet-o' cakes"
Tails jumps up on the counter and yells at the worker "Don't fock with me
man! I said I want a way past cool focking cake now you better get me
that or i'm gonna...."
CRRRAAASHH!!! A STEALTH-HOVER FLYS THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE GROCERY STORE
AND LANDS IN THE AISLE! FOOD FLYS EVERYWHERE!!!
Robotnik, Snivley and the bots get out of the stealth-hover. Robotnik
steals some food and puts it in his pocket.
"I like cookies" says Robotnik.
Robotnik sees the freedom fighters "GET THEM!!!" he yells.
The freedom fighters make a run for it! Bots and robotnik are chasing
them. They jump over food! Tails knocks over a shelf of cereal boxes!
Robotnik slips on some froot loops! Tails Bunnie and Bob jump in a
shopping cart! Bots shoot at them! Pop cans are hit by laser fire! KABOOM
KABOOM KABOOM! The grocery cart goies flying out of the store and crashes
into the ground! Robotnik is in hot pursuit he rolls past the checkout
counter after them!
The casheir says "Uhhh could I get a price check on a big fat guy?"
The freedom fighters run into a golf store! They steal a golf cart, Tails
drives! Robotnik runs into the store too, he jumps into a golf cart and
all the tires go flat. He steps into another one, snivley gets in too.
The bots get into another cart.
Robotnik says "Snivley, lets have some appropriate music for this
situation"
Snivley plays the sax as robotnik drives the cart after the freedom
fighters. The bots follow Robotnik's cart, playing the other instruments.
SCCRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PUTT PUTT! VROM SCREEEEE PUTT PUTT PUTT!!!!!
They hit a corner! Robotnik almost tips over! The freedom fighters run
over a hot dog vendor, robotnik steals a hot dog on the way by
"Good hot dog" says Robotnik.
The freedom fighter drive through The Gap! The knock over clothes racks
there's gap clothers everywhere Robotnik is hit by denim shirts and
kahikis! Robotniks cart crushes the Gap worker. "This is an original"
says the worker.
Then they drive down the escalator! bumpity bump bump bump bump CRASH
some people get knowcked of teh escalator, bump bump bump bump tey rech
the bottom PUTTT PUTT PUTTT vrooom!!!!!!!!!!!!
They drive through the arcade and knock over arcade machines! They drive
through starbucks! Tails grabs a pot of coffee and throws it at robotnik.
It misses and hits Snivley!
"ARRRRRG HOT HOT HOT!!!!" says Snivley.
"Keep playing the music snivley!" says Robotnik.
Robotnik wasn't looking where he was going and he drives right thorough a
pile of coffee cups! KRRRAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!! BROKEN GLASS ALL OVER
THE PLACE!
They drive out into the food court IT'S A DEAD END! SCCRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!
The freedom fighters try to turn around but Robotniks cart stops in front
of them. Robotnik Snivley and the bots get out. The bots fire on the
freedom fighters cart, turning it into scrap. They capture the freedom
fighters. A hoverunt blasts through the roof and picks up Robotnik and
bots andf sniovley and freedoms fighters.
"Oh mah stars" says Bunnie.
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Knoyhole
Sonic runs into knothole, and into sally's hut.
"Yo Sal" says Sonic
Then Sonic looks outside.
"AHHHH! MY HUT!" he says
"Hey Sonic your hut blew up" says Sally
"Yeah I know. Want to have cybersex?" says Sonic
bow-chicka-womp-bow-bow-chicka-chicka-mop-bop-wom-bow-chika
"Sonic stop playing that disco music" said Sally "And no I won't have
cybersex with you"
"You are beutiful" says Sonic.
"oh....well......ok i'll cybersex but just this once..." says Sally
JUST THEN A ROCKET BLOWS A HOLE THROUGH THE WALL OF THE HUT!
ROTOR JUMPS THROUGH THE HOLE INTO THE HUT, CARRYING A ROCKET LAUNCHER!
"JUst testing" said Rotor. He took a sip of coffee.
"Yo rote, wassup 'alrus dude?" said Sonic
"This just in!" said Rotor "We have just recieved word from the mobius
mall that Bunnie, Tails and Bob Prower have been captured by Robotnik!"
"Let's go save them!" says SOnic
"Godo plan" says Sally
"Good coffee" says Rotor. Rotor dunks a donut!
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
The Mall
They walk into the mall.
"Oops" says Sonic "I think we were supposed to go to the Death Egg, not
the mall"
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Robotropolis
Bot fighting action!
Sonic spin dashes bots! KAPOW 7 bots die!
Hoverunits shoot at sonic! 40 hoverunits! Sonic jumps into a dumpster!
Rotor throws a grappling hook at a hoverunit, ROtor and Sally pulls the
hoverunit to the ground. *CRASH* Sonic dashes the swat bot KABOOM!
"No time to drone Mr. Bot" says Sonic
"Here is the plan" says Sally "Sonic, you go into the death egg while
rotor and I distract the bots outside"
"JUCIE TIME!" says Sonic he zooms into the death egg.
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Death Egg, Robotocizer Prisoner Cells
Tails is thrown into a cell. "oof" he says. Dr . Quack is in the cell!
"AHHH!" says Tails
"I am good now" says Dr. Quack
"Probably why you're in this cell" says Tails
"Can I join the freedom fighters" says Quack
"Ok" says Tails "If we get out of here"
1 minute later sonic dashes in!
"Yo yo?" says Sonic
"Hey Sonic!" says Tails
"Yo lil bro, I will save you!" says Sonic
Sonic spin dashes a power cable. He gets electrocuted!
"ow" says crispy sonic
The alrms go off! WAAAH WAAH WAAAAAH!!!
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Robotropolis
Sally and Rotor are in a hoverunit being chased by stealth bots! They
drive thru an alley! KABOW POW POW laser fire and grabage can exploding
all around!
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Prison cells
SWAT bots storm the area! But Sonic pulls out a power ring!
"DRRRROOONNNEEE" go the bots "MUST KILL SONIC, MUST KILL SONIC"
The bots attack! Sonic flashes in a beam of light and he's SUPER
SONIC!!!!
Sonic fights SWAT bots!
FYOOO!
ROP!
CORK!
WARG!
DRROOONNNE!
ZAP ZAP DIDDy!
MOP!
KWAI!
32 SKIDOO!
BANG BANG BANG BANG!
BA-ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
SKREEE!
ow
WOOOOOOAAAAAH!
BOOOMITY!
The electric cable sparks! SPAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRKKKKK!!!!! Bots gewt hit by
sparks and die!
The bars to the cells go down! Bob kicks the SWAT bot that had his
shotgun! Tails kung-fus bots! Bunnie beats bots!
"Fock ye!" says Bob, blasting bots.
WAAIIIII SSSPPPEAAKKKK WOOOOOOOOH!
says Tails, kicking bots
Bunnie jump kicks a bot but another bot jump kicks Bunnie! Bunnie falls
down!
"Ah get knocked down, but ah get up again!" says Bunnie. Bunnie gets up
again and fights mor bots!
900 bots walk into the room, single file. Sonic revs up his spin dash.
Bots say "WE KILL SONIC, PRIORITY 1"
Sonic spin dashes the bots, killing them all.
"Y'all killed the bots!" says Bunnie
JUST THEN TANK BOT IV DRIVES THROUGH THE WALL AND RUNS OVER SONIC!
Tails kicks the bot! No use, the bot fires a missle at Tails!
"This is the baddest TANK BOT yet!" says sonic.
Dr. Quack pulls a wire out of tank bot. TANK BOT IV falls over and dies!
"Nice work Dr" says Sonic
"Now let's JUCIE TIME" says Quack
"First I need a chili dog" says Sonic. He fills up his backpack with
chili dogs from the vending machine.
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Robotropolis
ACTION-PACKED, EXCITING, EXPLOSIVE, HOVER-UNIT CHASE SCENE!!!!!!!!!
Sally is driving the hover unit, Rotor throws a donut at the pusuing
hover-bikes!
"look out SALKY!" says Rootir.
CRASH!!! The hovrunit flys right through a SWAT-House!
"EEEEK" drones the bot in the shower. Then it rusts from being in the
shower.
KABOOW FLUSH, THE hoverunit goes down the toilet!
IT's in the sewer tunnels now, being chased by SWAT boats! SWAT boats
jump in the air, TOO HIGH, it's hit the ceiling and blow up!
Justy then a SWAT bot shoos a missle at the hovrunit KABBBBOOOOOMMM!
Sally and Rotor bail out SPLASH!!!!!
Rotor swims!
"Arg" says Sally "I am droning ahhhhhhh glup glib!"
SWAT boys are closing in!
Jus then the sewer lid above them opens. SONIC AND THE GANG!
"Attention ye!" says Bob "GRab onto the shotgun" bob lowers down the
shotgun.
Sally grabs on, Rotor grabs on! The SWAT bots miss them by half a inch!
Then the SWAT bots drive over the edge of a waterfall!
"AHHHHH" drone the bots.
"Phew we made it" says Sally
BOOM BOOM BOOM
A HUUUGE SHADOW APPEARS OVER HEAD!
"Hmmm" says Sonic "I think tubbo-chub is here"
Sure enough, Dr. Robotnik was behind the freeddom fighters.
"Good guess" said Tails.
Just then GHrounder and Scratch show up.
Snivley jumps out and scrweams "WAAAHHHHH HAAAIIII!!!!" thus initiating
the fight scene.
SAlly fights Snivley BOOM BOOM BOOM!
Rotor fights Grounder "Huh huh ow"
Bunnie fights Scratch "Heh heh this is cool"
Sonic fights
yeah
you guessed it
SoNIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK
"6" says Scratch
Tails fights robotnik too, as does Bob.
Sonic spin dashes at Robotnik spinnnnnn zooooM OW!
"HAI KARATE!" yells Tails.
"Hye ding dong day!" says Bob
Shotgun shells, Laser fire, ACTION!
Grounder is defeated! Scratch is defeated!
But then, Sonic gets shot by robotnik, but not shot dead.
The freedom fighters are surrounded!
"Ha ha ha" says Robotnik "ATEENTION ROBO-BRIGATE! FORWARD MARCH!"
100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
SWAT bots surround the freedom fighters
"We are finished!" said Sonic
"Darn tootin'" says Robotnik.
Just when things looked their bleekest, one SWAT bot falls over, causing
a domino effect that makes all the other bots fall over! Sonic and
friends escape!
"Oh well" says Robotnik "We'll get them next time"
Then Snivley climbs out of a dumpster "You bloody idiot!" he says
"I told you time and time again you've got to upgrade the fricking
artificial intelligence chips in those bots! But NOOOOOOO lets go get
sonic, sure with 100000000000000000000000000 bots it'll be easy
ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG!!!!! And why don't you RUST PROOF THEM?? HUH
MAN!?!?!??!?!" says the Sniv.
"Well I would but the Robotnik show is taking up most of our budget."
says Robotnik "Those parking lot cams aren't cheap you know"
"ARRRGAGARRRRRRRR!!!" says Snivley, kicking himself in the head.
"But we CAN upgrade our fighting force!" says Robotonik "Let's rebuild
Packbell! That will be fun!
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHZHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!"
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Knothole
"Hey what is Dr. Quack doing here" says Sally
"He is a good guy now" says Sonic
"ok" says Sally
"OH NO MY HUT!" says SOnic
Sonic walks to his hut. "Hey the fridge is still here" says Sonic. He
takes out a mountain due and drinks it.
"Ah, refreshing" says Sonic "Oh yeah, I suppose I should mention..."
Sonic tells everbody about the master emerald.
"So that's where you were!" says Tails
JUST THEN A SWAT MISSLE BLOWS UP THE KOSHER DELI!
"Oh no!" says Tails "Uncle Rabbi!"
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Rabbi Prower's funeral
"He was a good fox" said Sally "A religious fox, and most of all, our
friend fox"
"Amen" said Rotor
Chris Pettrucii sings a few metallica songs. Then they bury the Rabbi.
"waaah" said Tails (sad)
"Yo it cool to cry at funrals tails it help cope the loss and stuff" says
Sonic comforting tails
Then sonic gives an inspring speech "Let's get those chaos emeralds. FOR
RABBI PROWERS SAKE!"
"Yaaay" says the crowd.
"Aye LET'S GIT 'UM!" says Bob, loading his shotgun.
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
5 minutes later, knothole defense coordinations
Sonic spins around in a chair "WHEEEEEE!"
Tails swings on a lighting fixture "WOOOHOOOO!"
"Order order!" says Sally
"I want a cheeseburger" says Sonic (joke)
"I'll have a large coffee" says Rotor
"Now get serious about this let's find the emneralds" says Sally
"OK" says everbody
"zoogy" says Antoinne
"Wher are the chaos emeralds" says Sally
"Uhhhhh Knuckles has some" says Sonic
"LEt's go to the floting istland and get them!" says Sally
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Robotropile
"Doo doo doo, buildin' a robot!" sings Roboytnik
Robotnik slaps some robo parts togetther. Snivley throws grounder and
scratch in the garbage.
FInally, robotnik is finished. He flips the switch, hits the button and
turns the dial.
"Yawn, oh hello there" says Packbell
"HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" says Robotnik
"Uh sir, there were some parts left over so I made a bot too" says
Snivley
"Cool man!" says Robotnik
Snivleys bot is a monkey. It gets up
"HI i am COCONUTS!" says the bot "WOOOO HAAAA! IT'S DISCO TIME!!!!!"
bow-chicka-bow-chicka-womp-wow
Robotnik and snivley and packbell disco, the siren on coconuts head acts
as a disco light.
/\/\//\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
The Floting Island
Sonic walks up to Knuckels house and rings the doorbell. Knucles walks to
the door.
"Hey mon, what up?" says Knuckles.
"Hi we need to borrow the chaos emeralds" says Sonic
"Ok mon" says Knuckles "I'll go get them"
Just then robotnik and forces attack
"WO-HA!" says Packbell
"Mooga meek moo!" says Tails
NINJA FIGHTS
WAI HEE SPAK!
In the middle of the fight robotnik and the robo-brigade attack.
BOOM BOOM the run!
they run away!
SOnic runs!
Then a huge ship shoots the floting islaland with a huge lazer. KABOOOOM!
The island faLLS out of the sky!
"We are going down mon" says Knuckles
Then Ken Penders pushes Sally off the edge of the island!
"AHh!" says Sal
"no" says Sonic
They jump off the island, SOnic has the 3 emneralds!
KABOM! THE ISLAND HITS THE GROUND AND BLOWS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then they see Ken Penders!
"HA HA HA!" says the evil Ken "I have captured Sally! You will have tro
come to my fortress of evil to save the princess!"
"LETS JAM!" says SOnic
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
The Fortress of evil
Dark Passge.
"EEEP" says Antoinne
"Dont be a scardy" says Sonic
They walk into a room, traps and robo-soldiers, very action packed
battle.
They see ken penders atop his throne of comics
Sonic and Ken sword fight!
THE FINAL BATTLE BETWEEN SONIC AND KEN PENDERS IS TAKING PLACE!
CHING CHING CHING KLANG KLANG KLANG
"Touche!" says Ken
CHING CHING CHING KLANG KLANG KLANG
"Yo yo" says Sonic
CHING CHING CHING KLANG KLANG KLANG
"Ha ha!" says Ken
CHING CHING CHING KLANG KLANG KLANG
"Go sonic!" says Tails
Sonic slices Ken in half, but Ken explodes in a blast of light. POOF!
"Hooray!" says ROtor, Sally, bob.
"Hmmm Ken where'd you learn to sword fight, the sword fight of loser
school?" says Sonic
"hahaah" laugh the crowd
"Look at what I found!" says Tails
"A chaos emerald, cool!" says Sonic
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Knotohoel kvilioge
Just as they arrive at knothole it is under attack!
"What?" says Quack
"Ha hah ha!" says Robotnik "You think you fooled me?"
"Yes" says Quack
"Well you didn't!" says Robotnik "I didn't need to find oput where those
missles were firing too! I attacked Kntohole in the first story!"
" http://members.xoom.com/SONIC_FAN/ " plugs Tails
ROBOBRIGADE ATTACKS
OOOM!
ROP!
FIGGY UIGGY!
BOOM BOOM
SOIN
"YOU SOINIC!"
FGRA!
JFKSALDJ!
GERRRR!
2 PIE!
HOK NOB!
AOU AEEEUIIRII!
NEE NI NI NI NI!!!!!!
WOI WOI!
8327!
ONE BILLION!
BAM
KRASH
BANG
BOOM
"Urg what happened" said Unconciuos Sonic
"Knothole is in Ruins!" says Sally
"NOOOOO!" says the crowd
They weep for the loss of the villiage.
"WOAH SONIC!" yells Tails
"Wha?" says Sonic
"I JUST THOUGHT OF WHERE THE OTHER CHAOS EMERALDS ARE!" says Tails (loud)
"Woh, talk down lil bro!" says Sonic
"Remember when Bunnie was in the crystal mine and said heck all yall some
of em arent even cystals at all!" says Tails
"Ya" says Sonic "So wha?"
"Well she meant that some of em were potato chips! And Robotnik has a
machine that sounds like potato chips, it's the chaos emerald finder!"
"WE GOTTA FIGHT THE CRYSTAL MINE!" said Sonic
Then Sonic said "It is....JAMMA WAMMA BAMMA HOP SAMMA LAMMA KAMMAM GAMMA
HAM N CHEESE WITH A PICKLE ON THE SIDE LARGE ORDER OF FRIES EATIN SOME
PIES BOT SLAMMIN SOT BLAMMIN WORT CORT JUUUUUIIICCEEEEE
TIIIMMMMMEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!"
They juice. Everybody in knothole goes to the FINAL FIGHT!
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
The Robotik Crystal Mine
The freedom fighters arrive at the mine.
They are greeted by....
THE BIGGEST BOT IN THE WORLD
"Oh no the biggest bot in the world has been rebuilt!" says Sally
"Let's fight it!" says Sonic
THe bot attacks!
"Beeeeg bot! zes is beeeeg bot!" says Antoinne
Sonic and Sally kill the bot
YAAAAHHHH WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They go into the mine. They are in a huge room of crystal. Just then
....
ROBOTNIK!
And EVERY SINGLE ROBOT ON MOBIUS HAS COME TO FIGHT!
"HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" sais
Robotnik "I have the crystals you're looking for! HHAHAHHAH you'll never
get them from me HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA!!! I'll
DESTROY YOU NOW HEDGEHOG!
AGHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!"
Snivley jumps out! Packbell jumps out!
Robotnik gets into the SUPER-MEGA MECH WALKER!
THE BATTLE BEGINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
IT's bot fighting time!!!!! WHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAA!!!
Dulcy fireballs bots! Sonic spin dashes bots! Tails kung-fus bots! And
everybody else fights bots left right and center!
The ARMY bots attack bunnie! Bunnie crusches them GAGRGAGRGAGAA!!!
Snivley attacks sonic with 2 uzis! But sonic is jumpin and spinnin you
can't even see where hes goin he so FAST!!!!!!!!
ratatatatatattatattatata!
Bob fires the Shotgun! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK!
Tails looks at Packbell. They get into battle stance.
(The Mortal Kombat Song plays)
(doo doo doo dee doo doo doo doo dee doo doo doo dee dee doo doo..doo dee
doo dee doo doo do doo doo de doo dee doo doo - MORATAL
KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
"WAIIII!" says Tails
"HOOOIIIIII CHOUUUU!!!!" says Packbell
FLYIN SPIN KICK KRAK ABOOOM!
Tails does a "HA-DOO-KEN!!!!!!!!!!!"
Packbell dodges and spin-kick "HAITASSHMARUTSUET!!!!!!!"
Tails "SHOYROUKEN! SHOYROUKEN!"
pAckbell got hit by the second shoyrouken! Bolts and robot blood spray
all over the place!
"Fock this!" says Packbell. He pulls out a rocket launcher and a flame
thrower. FWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! KABBBBBOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!
"WWWWAAAAAGGHHHHEEEE-YO-YO!" says Tails. HE flys away!
Meanwhile the freedom fighters are fighting bots, bots fighting freedom
fighters, sonic fighting bot-nik and Dr. Robotnik killing everything all
over the place!
SMASH SMASH CRASH!
Robotnik stomps bots and freedom fighters under MIGHTY MECHANICAL FEET!
Just then hover units fly into the mine and fire down from above,
complete chaos ensues.
Bob fires the shotgun. CRACK CRACK CRACK!
Rotor walks over to a control panel and puts in a Greenday CD.
Antoinne dodges bots while jamming to greenday!
"Walking Contradiction" plays
BOTS ARE FIGHTIUNG SONIC IS FIGHTING!
BOOOMMMM! Sally kicks down 20 bots!
Some SWAT bots are jamming to Greenday now!
Rotor shoots down hoverunits with a rocket launcher THEY FALL TO THE
GROUND!
"Look out Jackerey!" says Dulcy.
"Whu?" says Jackery Prower just before he is crushed by a falling hover-
unit.
JUST THEN COCONUTS FALLS INTO THE BATTLE
Coconuts says "Yo yo yo, don't dis mah funky fro"
A disco ball appears on the ceiling. The floor turns to a disco floor.
EVERYBODY IS DISCO DANCIN!
Especially Coconuts!
Sonic kicks down Snivley!
"I beat you, and I beat you good, Snivley" says Sonic
"No *CHAOKE* arrrg *YOU HEDGEHOG* ugghhhhh" says Snivley
Tails and Packbell get down to a funky disco beat!
SOnic FIGHTS ROBOTNIK!!!!!!!!!!!
KABOOM!! THE WALKER IS FIGHTING SONIC DOGEDS MISSLES!!!!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
BANG BONG!!!!!!!!! BOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!
SOnic Spinswaws WALKER LEG!!!!!!!! RIGHT THRU IT!!!!!
Robotnik says "NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"!!!!
REEE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!! Robotniks walker tips over
Robotnik jumps out and strts shootin! HE ACCIDENTALY BLOWS UP
COCONUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"YOOOOOoooooo" goes Coconuts
Rotor walks over to the control panel and puts in a CD. "What is Love"
starts playing.
Robotnik and Snivley dance to the song!
Sonic kicks snivley down again!
All the bots and freedom fighters are lying in a heap of metal on the
floor. The only 2 left standing are SONIC AND ROBOTNIK!
"ARRG!" goes sonic
"GRRR!" goes Robotnik
In a climactic battle, Sonic defeats robotnik!
"YES!" says SOnic "This is the most juicin' past cool moment of my entire
life"
Sonic takes the chaos emeralds from robotnik. He throws all the emeralds
up into the air.
The emralds make a circle.
"ahhhhhh" sings the angelic choir
A white light eminates from the emeralds. A FLASH OF LIGHT! Everyone on
mobius is derobotocized!
But....
Robotnik shoots the master chaos emerald!
"Yo buttnik why you do that?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!" says Sonic
"BEcause I'm the bad guy HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA!!!!" says
Robotnik
"You are a tub o' chub!" says SOnic
JUST THEN THE LIGHT TURNS TO BLACK!!!
THE CHAOS BEAST APPEARS!!!!
it says:
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Hmmm maybe I shouldn't have done that" says Robotnik
The beast drills down the the core of the planet!
It reaches the core and......
KKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM
MMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MOBIUS EXPLODES, THEY ALL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T H E E N D
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<
<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>
{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}
((((((()))))))))
[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]
CAST
----
Sally
"Here is the plan. We sneek into the death egg and blow it up."
Bunnie
"Heck all y'all some of em arent even crystals at all!"
Tails
"FOCK YOU SALLY!!!"
Rotor
"WOOOOOBOOOGIE!!!! (sound of rotor falling through roof)"
Antoinne
"Ah oui es ees STEEEEEENNNNNNKKKKKKKKAAAAYYYYYYY"
Dulcy
"budda dont wanna do homework!"
Uncle Chuck
"As y'aLl knows, Sonic fights Robotnik and fights him good."
Bob Prower
"Fock ye!"
Rabbi Prower
"Now either buy something or get the fock out of my deli"
Dr. Robotnik
"Doo doo doo doo doo IT'S THE ROBOTNIK SHOW!"
Snivley
"what a fat"
Packbell
"oog"
SWAT bots
"DRRRRROOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEE"
TANK bot
"BEEP BEEP KILL FREEDOM FIGHTERS ARRR BEEP BEEP BEEP"
Vision, LORD OF PEZ
"What did you call me you want to fight me blueboy wimphog"
Chis Pettruci
"SONIC! SUPER SONIC! he is the hero of our day"
Geoffry St. John
"Oh well look at this. If it isn't the villige buffooon."
Grounder
"Ow! huh huh!"
Scratch
"Heh heheh hehhe nhehehh nehehehehehheheh hneheheneheh ummm yeah"
Dr. Quack
"QUAAKAKK QUAAACKK QUAAAAAAAACK HA HA QUACK!"
Coconuts
"Yo yo yo, don't dis mah funky fro"
Ken Penders
"i hate sonic because i draw his comics."
Frank Sinatra
"Dooby dooby doo doo dooby dooby dooo"
Robo-Prower
"heh heh that's right in there....*DRONE*....er i mean..."
Jackerey Prower
"Help me, I am in danger!"
and....
Sonic the Hedgehog!
"It's ORANGE BANNANA WHAM BAM SLAM FLAM BING BHAM BOOM BOOM BOOGALOO
ROCKEM SOCKEM ROLLY POLY WHAK DANG DING DANg WALLA WALLA JUICE TIME!!!!"
CREDITS
-------
Story..........SONIC FAN
Original Music......SONIC FAN
Director...........SONIC FAN
Producer...........SONIC FAN
Special Thanks to:
All the fanfic authros whose characters appeared in this sotry
Archie and SEGA
and THE READER!
-------------------
Uncle Chuck says
"Thanks for readin this here story! See y'all later!"
Frank Sinatra sings
"It's the end...of this stoooory.....so goooodbye....and so-
long.....GOOOOOODBYYYEEEEEE MOOBIUSSSS!!! Oh JUUUUICY JAMMIN
GOOOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!! It's THEEE EEENNNNNDDDD!"
Zuckuss199
David-DAMMIT AUSTIN FLYING KICKS COUNT!!
Austin-NO THEY DON'T!! I CAN'T BLOCK THEM!!
David-Dude, just hold back!
Austin-huh?WHOA!!
Jamie-Could you guys keep it down I'm trying to read!!
David-WHat is that?...Leo Magizine?!
Jamie-I'm justing seeing it so I can get directions on..how to properly burn
it.
David-uh-huh
Scott bursts in
Scott-Hey guys! I got god news and bad news!
Jamie-Bad news first
Scott-I got the new SonicFan story
Austin punchs the wall
Scott-Good News is-It;s the last one!!!!
David-yay.Lets get the devil's spanking over with.
>THE BEST SONIC STORY OF THE DECADE!
David-How much you wanna bet?
>Author's Note: This story replaces "UNcle Bob Returns" in the continuity.
Scott-Which replaces Sonic Fights Robotnik 5 and a 4th-Super Rotor, which
replaces SFR 5 and a 5th-Super DUper Hyper ROtor, which replaces...
>This is it! The story that will end it all! You're not gonna belive what
>happens this time!
David-How much you wann bet?
>----Other story;s in this seres----
>Sonic Fights Robotnik
>Sonic Fights Robotnik 2: The Next Battle
>Sonic Fights Robotnik 3: Too Fast For the Naked Eye
>Sonic Fights Robotnik 4: Meet Dr. Quack
>Sonic Fights Robotnik 5: The Good Snivley
Jamie-All available at your favorite dumpster
>----Download themm from http://members.xoom.com/SONIC_FAN/
Scott-XOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Send all question, comments, job offers, and requests to make this story
>into a comic book
Jamie laughs
Austin cathces on and begins to laugh
David-What? It could happen!!!
Austin stops laughing, with a look of fear in his eyes
>to sonic...@yahoo.com
>
>And now, THE LEGAL SDUFF
Scott-he can spell "continuity" but mispell "stuff" on 3 seperate occasions??!!
>Hey you know sonic is copyright archie, all other companies and things
>copyright their respective owners, all characters copyright their
Austin-F...
David-Austin,don't...
>respective fanfic owners, like Packbell,
David-Hey, who is packbell anyway?
Scott-How should I know? i don't read cheesefiction!
>Chris Pettrucii and others SONIC
>FAN does not claim and ownership of anything or anycharacters in this
>story so you can distribute it for free but DO NOT try to sell it for
>money. Unless we can work out a book deal with archie, sega, and a
>ppublisher, hey it would be cool man ;)
>THAT"S ALL OF THE LEGAL STUFF
>
>Now lets get onto the story, it's about time isn't it?
>
>Uncle Chuck says:
>"Hey how's it going, I'm uncle chuck and you're reading the FINAL CHAPTER
>of Sonic fights robotnik! In our last EXCITING, ACTION-PACKED episode,
>sonic had recently left on some sort mystical quest because the oracle
>told him too. I wonder what will happen to him , and to ALL OF MOBIUS for
>that matter! Stay tuned folks, it's gonna be one excitin' ride!"
David-Thems darn hicks!
>LET THE FINAL BATTLE BEGIN!
Austin-let's get ready to
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEE!!!
>/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
>SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK 6
>The Final Chapter!
>/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
>
>By: SONIC FAN
>
>/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
>
Jamie-That explains everything
>Robotoropolis: A dark day
David-Robotoropoloiso
>nside the dewath egg
Scott-ahem...1.DEATH Egg2.WHy is this Robotnik's prime base if it 3. blew up?
>LABORATORY something EVIL is going down!
>
>"BwhahahhahhahahahaAAA!" said Robotnik "My it is a dark day today! What a
>perfect day to unthaw the evil Dr. Quack! Sonic thought he beat him. THE
>FOOOOL! HHAHAHahhH!!!!! Grounder! Scratch!"
>"Huhuhuhuhuh" said Grounder
>"Heheh HEH HEH" said Scratch
>"HA HA HO HO prepare the
Scott-Reindeer, Tipsy, it's the big night!
>Unthaw-cryo-matic!" said Robtnik
>"Huhuhuh....uhhhhh.....ok" said Grounder
>Grounder pushed the button. The machine went HONKA SNORT KALNG FOOM!
Austin falls on the floor laughing
>"uhHHUh hUHH hUH hUH" said Grounder
>"HEHWHEhehhehehehhehehhehehehehehehhehhehehehhehehehheheheheheheeeeeeeeee
>ehehehehehhehehehehhehehehhehehehhehehehehhehehhehehehehehhehehehhehehehe
>hehhehehehhehehehhehehhe" said Scratch
Jamie-ARGH!! NO MORE BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD!!!
Jamie puts a gun to her head
David-Wait, jamie,don't do it! This is the last fanfic!
Jamie pulls the trigger with a loud BANG
David-Jamie?Jamie?! JAMIE?!
Jamie-What?
Scott-Uh,guys...
Everyone turns to stare at Austin, whose arm has been blown clear off at the
elbow
Austin-What?
>"Silence!" said Robotnik
>"HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH...umm.ok, sorry about that" scratch
>said.
>A couple of SWAT bots tossed the frozen Dr. Quack into the machine.
>Robonik smashed the button with his fist "BA-BA-BA-DOOM! It's EVIL time!"
AUstin breaks out into showtunes
David-excuse me
David kicks Austin in the head
Austin-OWW!! Eiii...eep...
Austin slumps over
>w00p w00p w00p
David-YES!! 3 stooges!!!
>wnet the machine
>Dr. Quack stepped out of the machine
>"What.......hap........pened" said Quack
>"Oh, you just got forozen by sonic, he used the anti-mega gem on you.
>Sorry to inform you of this but your mega gem blew up. bummer. But
>anyways you're in luck. It's time for the Robotnik Show!"
>"My...qUACK??? MEGA??? GEM???????" said Quack "But.....QUAAAK! It took me
>10 years to forge that gem! Carefullly *QUAkC!* i made it in my lab for
>10 QUAKC focking years! 10 years of my life wasted...NOOOOOO!!! *sob*
>QUUUUUAAAAAACCCKKK"
>"Uhh.... 5 minutes to air time" said Robotnik "We'd like you to do a
>little monologue, think you can handle it"
>"eh, sure" said Quack
Scott(Quackers)-NO!! My work, beautifull work..WASTED!!! Oh such hard labor
...sob..so an inferior hedgehog can destroy it?
David(Robo Shlobo)-Sing for us!
Scott(Quackmiester,CHeerfully)-OK!
>Knothole Villiage
>Sonic's Hut
>
>A TV remains unwatched. A can of mountain due remains undrinken. For
>Sonic is not here. So where could he be?
David-It's Cyber night at Joe's VOlcano nightclub
>/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Scott-Nice design
>The Great Unknown
>
>Sonic had just completed the final part of his mystical journey, the
>misty mountain hop. Sonic ran up the steps to the great monument. The
>Oracle was there!!!!
>THE ORACLE SPEAKS....
>"SONIC!"
>"Yo man, don't have to talk so laud" said Sonic
>"sorry" said the Oracle
Austin(Orcacle)-I have no focking clue who I am!
>The Oracle continued "You have completed the mysticl journey of mobius.
>You have proven to be a worrthy keeper of this object THE MASTER CHAOS
>EMERALD!"
Scott-Speaking of which-wears Knuckles?
>The emerald appeared
>"Its...so.....beutiful" said sonic
>"USE IT WISELY hedgehog" said Oracle "THis emaerals, when used with the
>other chaos emeralds, has the power to overcome all of the greatest
>evils"
>Sonic took the emerald "Cool man, i'll kick robotniks chubbo butt! Gotta
>JUICE!"
Austin-I'm gonna get some JUICe
>Sonic zooOOOOOOoooms away.
Scott-You mean XOOOOMS away
>Robotropolis
>
>Robotnik bounds on stage
>Robotnik: Doo doo doo doo doo IT'S THE ROBOTNIK SHOW!
>SWAT bot band plays music
>Robotnik: Know what tiiiiiime it is?!??!
>SWAT bots: NO SIR
>Robotnik: It's time to HIT THE BUTTON!
>Robotnik jumps up in the air and brings his fist down on the SWAT missle
>launcher button
>Robotnik: Oh yeah!
>SWAT BOTS clap. "clap........clap..........clap"
>SWAT BOTS: YAY
>Robotnik: Hmmm.....I wonder where those missles go....
Jamie(RoboCheerleader)-Um, like theres some big red button, and it says MISSILE
LAUNCH. Like, what does it do?
>Knothole
>Lookout tower
>
>Tails is on lookout
>"Oh no! incoming SWAT missle!" he sceeams into the walkie talkie
>"Akk Ack! Zee not speek zo lout miseur PrOw-WER!" Antoiness voce said
>over the walkie talkie
>KABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
David-ANTOINE DIED!!!!
>Sonic's hut is destroyed by the missle
>!!!
>"CoooL man!" said Tails
>
>/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
>
>Sonic's Hut
>
>Everyone ran to sonics hut
>
>"Sonic's hut is destroyed" said Tails
>"Hmm...well it was a good hut." said Jackerey Prower
David-IM SICK OF JACKERY PROWER!!!
David pulls a gun to his forehead and pulls the tirgger with a loud BANG
David-Hey...I'm still alive!
Austin's foot has been shot off
Everyone stares at it
Austin-WHat?!
>"Yeah" said Tails
>Everyone goes back to doing stuff. Rotor is polishing sprokets in his
>hut. Tails and Bunnie walk in
>"We all was practicin' king-fu" said Bunnie
>"waaaaah" said Rotor
>"Now what you-all is wrong"
Jamie-What?!
>"waaah i miss my family" said Rotor
>"Well yall yer birthdays coming up and.....err....oorrr" said Bunnie
>"waah" said Rotor
>"uuhhh uh oh" said Tails
>"You all, did you forget to buy him a present too?" said Bunnie
>"Yeah" said Tails
>"Uhh...YOU ALL RoTOR!
David-YEAH!! EVERY SINGLE FOCKING ONE OF YOU!! YOUR ALL ROTOR!!!
>Heck Y'all we'll be right back!" said Bunnie
>"waah *sniff* waaaaah" said Rotor
>Bunnie and Tails run out of the hut. On the way out tails knocks over one
>of rotor's inventions
>"oops" said Tails
>Bunnie and Tails kick down the door to Sally's hut!
>"AHhhhh SALLY!" said Tails
>"AHHHHHHH!" said Sally
>"Uh Sally sorry about breaking into your hut but we forgot to buy rotor a
>present!" said Tails
>Sally gives tails 50 bucks "GO but a present"
>"Ok" said Tails
>They leave.
Scott-During a Civil War, do you think their reallt gonna have time to go to
some abandoned store and buy a nuclear-frozen gift?
>The Garage
>
>Tails and Bunnie get on the hoverbikes
>"I hope you got these to work right aunt bunnie, i don't like it when
>they blow up" said Tails
>"Heck all y'all, to the mall we w'all!" said Bunnie
>VRRROOOM VRRROMMM SSSSCCCCCCCRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
>They zoom to the mall.
>
>/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
>
>Mobius Mall
>
David-SUch an original name!!
>They park the hoverbikes
>But THE SECURITY CAMERA SEES THEM
>"Ahh!" said Tails "The security camera saw us!"
Jamie-So?
>"Heck y'all neednt be worried, it's not evil like them spy eyes" said
>Bunnie
Jamie-I said that already!
>"Yeah I guess you're right" said Tails
>
>/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
>
>Robotropolis
>
>Robotnik: And now here's DR. QUACK!
>SWAT BOTS: YAY (clap.........clap........clap)
>Dr Quack: Hey hey! Quack! What's the deal with lightbulbs? They're bright
>and all but gee, what's the deal with em?
Jamie-Quack has been possesed by the ditzy side of Bunnie
>Robotnik throws a garbage can at Dr. Quack
>Dr Quack gets hit in the head with the garbage can
>Quack: OWWW! (falls down) arrrgaaarrrgaaarrrr
>Robotnik: Touchdown!
>SWAT BOTS: HA......HA........HA.......HA
>Robotnik: Now here's a segment I like to call, THE ROBOTNIK PARKING LOT
>CAM!
>On the robotnik show the scene of the parking lot is being shown on the
>big veiwscreen
>Quack: Ack.....arr.......what? where am i. last thing i remember i was on
>the ship and then some alies did a mind experiment on us...huh whats
>happening
David(Robo)-Huh?Oh nothing, just a rectal probe reaching out your throught and
then some
>Robotnik: Uhh....are you all right Dr. Quack?
>Quack: I ... uhhh... don't remember who i am......i am.....dr.
>quack....now a remeber
>Robotnik: That's good. Now let's go to the commercial break.
>(cut to commercial breka)
>
>/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
>
>Backstage
>
>"Hey Quack" said Robotnik "I want you to find out where all those SWAT
>missels go after I fire them"
>"Uhhh...ok" said Dr. Quack
>Robotnik goes back to the robotnik show. He sings "Walkin' on the sun"
David-Well at leats it's not Greenday and he somewhat looks like the leade
singer from Smash Mouth
>Meanwhile Dr .Quack goes through the computer systems.
>"Oh no!" said Quack "Dr. Robotnik is evil! And look! These missles are
>aimed right at knothole villiage.
Scott-Oh, com eone! They know where Knotehole is , so why DONT THEY JUST GO AND
NUKE THE DAMN BASTARDS!!!
Jamie-Scott, calm down!
>And one of them has hit it's target,
>the hut of sonic has been destroyed. OH NO!"
>Robotnik walks backstaghe during the next commercial break.
>"Hey quack, where do the missles go?" said Robotnik
>"Ummm....well, they go.....nowhere" said Dr. Quack
>"Nowhere, huh" said Robotnik "I guess I wasted more than a few missles. i
>wonder why those missles were aimed at nothing"
Scott-Oh, I get it! HAHAHAHAHANO!
>"Beats me" said Dr. Quack
>Robotnik goes back on stage
>"Commercial breaks over!" said Robotnik
>Robotnik runs back out on stage
David-But he was already on stage!
>On stage
>
>Robotnik: Hey! Hey! Hey-hey! We're back
>SWAT BOTS: woo...........hoo
>Robotnik: Now here's our guest, WALT WHITMAN!
Everyone-WHO?!
>JUST THEN DR. QUACK RUNS OUT ON STAGE FIRING AT ROBOTNIK WITH A LASER
>RIFLE!
>Quack: Die evil feind!
>Robvotnik grabs quack by the neck
>Quack: urk
>Robotnik: You betrayt me! I will have you robotocized!
Scott-Yeah, i bet roboduck's gonna come quite in handy
>(robotni kthrows
>quack to some bots) Take him away!
>Robotnik: Oh carp! Now i need a new assisistant!
>Walt Whitman walks on stage
>Walt: Hi
>Robotnik: Fock off Whitman! Turn off the camera, the shows over!
>
David-eez his acting sucks.Beter than leonardo DiCaprio
Jamie-HEY!!TAKE THAT BACK!!!
>Death Egg control room
>
>Robotnik drags a dusty old machine out of the closet.
>"This" said Robotnik "Is the resurrect-o-matic. It will resurrect Snivley
>fore me!"
David-Why?
Austin laughs so hard he starst choking
>koo-koo!
>koo-koo oh yeah! dooby dooby doooo"
>Robotnik GRoundr and Scratch clap.
>"ok, let's bring snivley back to life" said Robotnik. He hit more
>buttons. The light illuminated the room and snivley apperared.
>"Hi sir" said Snivley
>"It's time for the robotnik show again!" said Robotnik
>
>/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\/\/\
>
>Mobius Mall
David-Huh..wha? Oh, I forget about those two!
>"hey Bunnie look at what I bought rotor" Tails said, showing bunnie the
>coffee mug he bought.
>"Heck y'all I bought him sum of these here crystals, you all know, some
>of em are red and some of em are blue..." said Bunnie
>"ARRRRRG!" said Tails covering his ears
>Then Tails saw uncle bob walking through the mall
>"Hey Uncle Bob!" said Tails
>"Aye there laddy" said Bob "Whats up with ye?"
>"Hey Uncle Bob how's it going?" said Tails
>Bunnie said "Some of em are cyan and some of em are rouge"
>"Focking bad" said Bob "A bunch of bots blew up me trailer"
David laughs maniacly
>"Want to live at Knothole?" said Tails
>"Ok!" said Bob
Jamie-I thought uncle Bob died!
Terminator-Uncle Bob?
>"And..." said Bunnie "HECK ALL Y'ALL SOME OF EM AREN'T EVEN CYRSTALS AT
>ALL!"
Jamie-Ditz
>"Really..... THEN WHAT IN THE NAME O' FOCK ARE THEY????"
David-What in the name of fuck. Hmm sounds like something Pepito Elizondo would
say
>said Bob
>"Well heck y'all" said Bunnie "Some of em are potato chips"
>"Oh" said Tails and Bob.
>
>/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
>
>doo doo doo
Austin-That's the new location, you know.
David-Hey Austin..haven't you noticed your arm and foot have beennblown off?
Austin-Yeah...so?
>The Robotnik Show (yet again)
>
>Robotonik: Hi friends, once again it's.....
>(waits for 30 seconds)
>Robotnik: THE ROBOTNIK SHOW!!!!
>SWAT bots: YAY.........clap........clap.......clap
>Robotnik: Doo Dee doo dah doo dum dee doo! bo bop bee bop bow wow doo doo
>dee doo dah day! The one! The only!
Scott-ICANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!
Scott puts a gun to his mouth and fire 3 times with a
BANG
BANG
BANG
David-Hmm..Austin, you fell anything?
Austin's ear, eye and hand have been blown off
Austin-Nope.
>The stale spumoni! The Robotnik
>Shhoooooooooowww!!!
>Robotnik jumps on the desk and crushes it.
>SWAT bots:
>HA.......................................................................
>.........................................................................
>....................................................................HA
>Robotnik: Now here's Snivley and the SWAT bot orchastra!
>Snivley: Hey man
>Robotnik: So Snivley, I hear something interesting happened to you just 5
>minutes ago.
>Snivley: That's right Ivo, I was just resurrected 5 minutes ago.
>Robotnik: Wow, cool. Speaking of resurrected people, Heeeeere's frank
>sinatra!
>Frank: Hi it's grat to be here. Here's a little tune you might know.
>Snivley and the bots start jamming on the guitars and drums
Jamie-Wait..no....
>Frank Sinatra sings "Walking Contradiction" by Greenday
Jamie-NO! DAMMIT, NO!!!!!!
David-Jamie..calm donw..it's alright....
>Robotnik: Thatnks Franks!
Scot-I'm sorry but thats pretty disrespectfull. Doesn't this guknow that when
people die you shouldn't mock them?
>Now it's time for THE PARKING LOT CAM!
>SWAT bots: ALL............RIGHT
>Snivley and the band play the Parking Lot Cam Song
>Snivley: (sings) OH YEAH YEAH YEAH ITS IN A PARKING LOT! THERE'S A LOTTA
>CARS YOU JUST GOTTA SEE OH YEAH ON THE PARKING LOT CAAAAAM!!!!!
>Everybody looks at the big screen
>Robotnik: Hmmm....there's a car over there.....another car over
>there....and another one...this is exciting huh?
>SWAT bots: YES
>Robotnik: Hey what's that? It looks like.....zoom in.....ah ha! I do
>beleve it is .... freedom fighters!
>Snivley: Freedom Fighters sir?
David-Yes, with a giddy little number with flying leprechauns and tapdancing
tapirs!
>Robotnik: Yeah, freedo fighters. Hey ...... LET'S GO GET EM
>YAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
>Snivley and the bots play the pee-wee herman song, also know by it's real
>name "Tequila"
>Robotnik runs off the stage and out the door. The SWAT bots clap and
>cheer.
>Snivley and the bots follow Robotnik, still playing music.
>(cut to scene of death egg launching pad)
>Robotnik Snivley and the bots get into a stealth-hover. Snivley and the
>bots continue to play music.
>The stealth-hover takes off. FWOSH
Austin-ooh..gotta fwosh the toilet!
>Mobius Mall
>
>"let's buy rotor's birthday cake" said Tails. They go to the grocery
>store.
>Tails walks up to the cake counter. "One way past cool cake please" he
>says
>The worker says "Uhh sorry, we don't sell way past cool cakes, we only
>sell 'moderately neet-o' cakes"
Elliot-Well,izn't zat jus DUCKY?!
David-Go away you queer
>Tails jumps up on the counter and yells at the worker "Don't fock with me
>man! I said I want a way past cool focking cake now you better get me
>that or i'm gonna...."
>CRRRAAASHH!!! A STEALTH-HOVER FLYS THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE GROCERY STORE
>AND LANDS IN THE AISLE! FOOD FLYS EVERYWHERE!!!
>Robotnik, Snivley and the bots get out of the stealth-hover. Robotnik
>steals some food and puts it in his pocket.
>"I like cookies" says Robotnik.
David-That sounded nasty.WHy isn;t Austin laughing?
Austin--...........huh?..yeah.....heh heh......
>Robotnik sees the freedom fighters "GET THEM!!!" he yells.
>The freedom fighters make a run for it! Bots and robotnik are chasing
>them. They jump over food! Tails knocks over a shelf of cereal boxes!
>Robotnik slips on some froot loops!
David-Froot Loops...ugh....
>Tails Bunnie and Bob jump in a
>shopping cart! Bots shoot at them! Pop cans are hit by laser fire! KABOOM
>KABOOM KABOOM! The grocery cart goies flying out of the store and crashes
>into the ground! Robotnik is in hot pursuit he rolls past the checkout
>counter after them!
David-Uhh,could I get a price check on a big fat guy?
>The casheir says "Uhhh could I get a price check on a big fat guy?"
David-Dammit!
>The freedom fighters run into a golf store! They steal a golf cart, Tails
>drives! Robotnik runs into the store too, he jumps into a golf cart and
>all the tires go flat. He steps into another one, snivley gets in too.
>The bots get into another cart.
>Robotnik says "Snivley, lets have some appropriate music for this
>situation"
Jamie-Sniveley plays Walking Contradiction..right?
>Snivley plays the sax as robotnik drives the cart after the freedom
>fighters. The bots follow Robotnik's cart, playing the other instruments.
>SCCRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PUTT PUTT! VROM SCREEEEE PUTT PUTT PUTT!!!!!
>They hit a corner! Robotnik almost tips over! The freedom fighters run
>over a hot dog vendor, robotnik steals a hot dog on the way by
>"Good hot dog" says Robotnik.
>The freedom fighter drive through The Gap!
Jamie-Not even alien planets can escape them can they?
>The knock over clothes racks
>there's gap clothers everywhere Robotnik is hit by denim shirts and
>kahikis! Robotniks cart crushes the Gap worker. "This is an original"
>says the worker.
>Then they drive down the escalator! bumpity bump bump bump bump CRASH
>some people get knowcked of teh escalator, bump bump bump bump tey rech
>the bottom PUTTT PUTT PUTTT vrooom!!!!!!!!!!!!
>They drive through the arcade and knock over arcade machines! They drive
>through starbucks! Tails grabs a pot of coffee and throws it at robotnik.
David-But it bounces off Robotnik and scalds Tails
>It misses and hits Snivley!
>"ARRRRRG HOT HOT HOT!!!!" says Snivley.
>"Keep playing the music snivley!" says Robotnik.
>Robotnik wasn't looking where he was going and he drives right thorough a
>pile of coffee cups! KRRRAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!! BROKEN GLASS ALL OVER
>THE PLACE!
>They drive out into the food court IT'S A DEAD END! SCCRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!
>The freedom fighters try to turn around but Robotniks cart stops in front
>of them. Robotnik Snivley and the bots get out. The bots fire on the
>freedom fighters cart, turning it into scrap.
Scott-Thus ending Freedom Fighter's lives, thus ending the story THE END
>They capture the freedom
>fighters. A hoverunt blasts through the roof and picks up Robotnik and
>bots andf sniovley and freedoms fighters.
>"Oh mah stars" says Bunnie.
>
Austin-..........heh heh...oh......
The carpet is soaked in blood
>Knoyhole
Jamie-Ye are CHinese
>Sonic runs into knothole, and into sally's hut.
>"Yo Sal" says Sonic
>Then Sonic looks outside.
>"AHHHH! MY HUT!" he says
>"Hey Sonic your hut blew up" says Sally
>"Yeah I know. Want to have cybersex?" says Sonic
>bow-chicka-womp-bow-bow-chicka-chicka-mop-bop-wom-bow-chika
>"Sonic stop playing that disco music" said Sally "And no I won't have
>cybersex with you"
David-aw. come one! it'll be fast! You won't feel a thing!
Jamie-I love Matt Damon!
David-grrrr...
Scott-Is that jealosuy I smell ,David?
David-NO!! I'M NOT JEALOUS!!!!
Scott-It figures since you two aren't even going out...
Austin-...heh..her...goink....hou......
>"You are beutiful" says Sonic.
>"oh....well......ok i'll cybersex but just this once..." says Sally
Jamie-Is it necassary that it be computer sex or does SonicFan just have no
life?
Scott-I'm going for choice B
>UST THEN A ROCKET BLOWS A HOLE THROUGH THE WALL OF THE HUT!
>ROTOR JUMPS THROUGH THE HOLE INTO THE HUT, CARRYING A ROCKET LAUNCHER!
>"JUst testing" said Rotor. He took a sip of coffee.
>"Yo rote, wassup 'alrus dude?" said Sonic
Austin slumps over
>"This just in!" said Rotor "We have just recieved word from the mobius
>mall that Bunnie, Tails and Bob Prower have been captured by Robotnik!"
>"Let's go save them!" says SOnic
>"Godo plan" says Sally
>"Good coffee" says Rotor. Rotor dunks a donut!
Austin chcukles on the floor, then dies
Jamie-Guys I think we should get him to a hospital!
David-And pay for life support?HELL NO!!
David fires 5 shoots at Austin's head, and 6 at his chest
>Bot fighting action!
>Sonic spin dashes bots! KAPOW 7 bots die!
>Hoverunits shoot at sonic! 40 hoverunits! Sonic jumps into a dumpster!
Scott-It seals and he suffocates
>Rotor throws a grappling hook at a hoverunit, ROtor and Sally pulls the
>hoverunit to the ground. *CRASH* Sonic dashes the swat bot KABOOM!
>"No time to drone Mr. Bot" says Sonic
>"Here is the plan" says Sally "Sonic, you go into the death egg while
>rotor and I distract the bots outside"
>"JUCIE TIME!" says Sonic he zooms into the death egg.
>
>/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
>
>Death Egg, Robotocizer Prisoner Cells
>
>Tails is thrown into a cell. "oof" he says. Dr . Quack is in the cell!
>"AHHH!" says Tails
>"I am good now" says Dr. Quack
>"Probably why you're in this cell" says Tails
Jamie-Really?
>"Can I join the freedom fighters" says Quack
>"Ok" says Tails "If we get out of here"
>1 minute later sonic dashes in!
>"Yo yo?" says Sonic
>"Hey Sonic!" says Tails
>"Yo lil bro, I will save you!" says Sonic
>Sonic spin dashes a power cable. He gets electrocuted!
>"ow" says crispy sonic
>The alrms go off! WAAAH WAAH WAAAAAH!!!
David-This is pretty broing. maybe we should have taken Austin to the hospital
Scott-he's still alive you know
Austin-..........damn.........scuz.....le......ber...ys
David calls 911 and Austin is rushed to the hospital
David-I think that's Tank Bot 8
>Tails kicks the bot! No use, the bot fires a missle at Tails!
>"This is the baddest TANK BOT yet!" says sonic.
>Dr. Quack pulls a wire out of tank bot. TANK BOT IV falls over and dies!
Scott-Falls over?What the...
>"Nice work Dr" says Sonic
>"Now let's JUCIE TIME" says Quack
>"First I need a chili dog" says Sonic. He fills up his backpack with
>chili dogs from the vending machine.
>
>/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
>
>Robotropolis
>
>ACTION-PACKED, EXCITING, EXPLOSIVE, HOVER-UNIT CHASE SCENE!!!!!!!!!
>Sally is driving the hover unit, Rotor throws a donut at the pusuing
>hover-bikes!
>"look out SALKY!" says Rootir.
Jamie-When Rootir met Salky
David-Hey?WHat the fuck happened?
Scott-This guy's sitting on the remote!
Orlando-mm?
David-Hey what'syourname, get off my remote!
Orlando rolls over to reveal a partl mashed remote
>yeah
>you guessed it
>SoNIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK
Jose Solano
Zuckuss199
Brief Recap-
Austin goes to the hospitol, orlando smashed the remote and James commits
suicide!
>"I told you time and time again you've got to upgrade the fricking
>artificial intelligence chips in those bots! But NOOOOOOO lets go get
>sonic, sure with 100000000000000000000000000 bots it'll be easy
>ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG!!!!! And why don't you RUST PROOF THEM?? HUH
>MAN!?!?!??!?!" says the Sniv.
David-Someone's gonna die
>"Well I would but the Robotnik show is taking up most of our budget."
Jamie-WILL YOU SHUT UP WITH THE FLIPPIN SHOW?!
>says Robotnik "Those parking lot cams aren't cheap you know"
>"ARRRGAGARRRRRRRR!!!" says Snivley, kicking himself in the head.
Scott-How's that possible?
>"But we CAN upgrade our fighting force!" says Robotonik "Let's rebuild
>Packbell! That will be fun!
>HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHZHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!"
>
>/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
>
>Knothole
>
>"Hey what is Dr. Quack doing here" says Sally
>"He is a good guy now" says Sonic
>"ok" says Sally
>"OH NO MY HUT!" says SOnic
David-He juts barely notices.Alessandro's gonna have my ass for this.
>Sonic walks to his hut. "Hey the fridge is still here" says Sonic. He
>takes out a mountain due and drinks it.
Jamie-Well at least it taste good
David-No it doesn't Dr.Pepper is the King!!
Scott-NO!! BIG RED ALL THE WAY!!
Austin, on crutches with all his parts reattached-
No way! JUICY JUICE!!
Jose Solano-I say Dr.Pepper is best
David-Go away you prick
>"Ah, refreshing" says Sonic "Oh yeah, I suppose I should mention..."
>Sonic tells everbody about the master emerald.
>"So that's where you were!" says Tails
>JUST THEN A SWAT MISSLE BLOWS UP THE KOSHER DELI!
>"Oh no!" says Tails "Uncle Rabbi!"
Scott-Uncle Rabbi? I don't call me Uncle Rabbi!
David-Quite Nazi boy
Scott-DAMN YOU!!!
Scott-punches David with all his might
David-ow.Really, try a bit harder newxt time, Scott
>Rabbi Prower's funeral
>
>"He was a good fox" said Sally "A religious fox, and most of all, our
>friend fox"
>"Amen" said Rotor
>Chris Pettrucii sings a few metallica songs.
David-Metallica?THEY SUCK!!!
>Then they bury the Rabbi.
>"waaah" said Tails (sad)
>"Yo it cool to cry at funrals tails it help cope the loss and stuff" says
David-What would Sonic Fan know? he mocks the dead!
>Sonic comforting tails
>Then sonic gives an inspring speech "Let's get those chaos emeralds. FOR
>RABBI PROWERS SAKE!"
>"Yaaay" says the crowd.
>"Aye LET'S GIT 'UM!" says Bob, loading his shotgun.
>
>/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
>
>5 minutes later, knothole defense coordinations
>
>Sonic spins around in a chair "WHEEEEEE!"
>Tails swings on a lighting fixture "WOOOHOOOO!"
>"Order order!" says Sally
>"I want a cheeseburger" says Sonic (joke)
>(joke)
Jamie-Thanks woulda never known
>"OK" says everbody
>"zoogy" says Antoinne
>"Wher are the chaos emeralds" says Sally
>"Uhhhhh Knuckles has some" says Sonic
Scott-ABOUT TIME!!!
>"LEt's go to the floting istland and get them!" says Sally
>
>/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
>
>Robotropile
>
>"Doo doo doo, buildin' a robot!" sings Roboytnik
>Robotnik slaps some robo parts togetther. Snivley throws grounder and
>scratch in the garbage.
>FInally, robotnik is finished. He flips the switch, hits the button and
>turns the dial.
>"Yawn, oh hello there" says Packbell
>"HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" says Robotnik
>"Uh sir, there were some parts left over so I made a bot too" says
>Snivley
>"Cool man!" says Robotnik
>Snivleys bot is a monkey. It gets up
>"HI i am COCONUTS!" says the bot "WOOOO HAAAA! IT'S DISCO TIME!!!!!"
>bow-chicka-bow-chicka-womp-wow
>Robotnik and snivley and packbell disco, the siren on coconuts head acts
>as a disco light.
David-JUST SHOOT ME NOW!!
>The Floting Island
>
>Sonic walks up to Knuckels house and rings the doorbell. Knucles walks to
>the door.
>"Hey mon, what up?" says Knuckles.
>"Hi we need to borrow the chaos emeralds" says Sonic
>"Ok mon" says Knuckles "I'll go get them"
>Just then robotnik and forces attack
>"WO-HA!" says Packbell
>"Mooga meek moo!" says Tails
>NINJA FIGHTS
>WAI HEE SPAK!
>In the middle of the fight robotnik and the robo-brigade attack.
>BOOM BOOM the run!
>they run away!
>SOnic runs!
>Then a huge ship shoots the floting islaland with a huge lazer. KABOOOOM!
>The island faLLS out of the sky!
>"We are going down mon" says Knuckles
>Then Ken Penders pushes Sally off the edge of the island!
Jamie laughs maniacly
>"AHh!" says Sal
>"no" says Sonic
>They jump off the island, SOnic has the 3 emneralds!
>KABOM! THE ISLAND HITS THE GROUND AND BLOWS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Then they see Ken Penders!
>"HA HA HA!" says the evil Ken "I have captured Sally! You will have tro
>come to my fortress of evil to save the princess!"
>"LETS JAM!" says SOnic
>
>/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
>
>The Fortress of evil
>
>Dark Passge.
>"EEEP" says Antoinne
>"Dont be a scardy" says Sonic
>They walk into a room, traps and robo-soldiers, very action packed
>battle.
>They see ken penders atop his throne of comics
>Sonic and Ken sword fight!
David-Which ends in sudden gore as Ken slices off Sonic's head
Austin-David, please
David-Oh, sorry
>THE FINAL BATTLE BETWEEN SONIC AND KEN PENDERS IS TAKING PLACE!
>CHING CHING CHING
Austin-CHinga su madre!
>KLANG KLANG KLANG
>"Touche!" says Ken
>CHING CHING CHING KLANG KLANG KLANG
>"Yo yo" says Sonic
>CHING CHING CHING KLANG KLANG KLANG
>"Ha ha!" says Ken
>CHING CHING CHING KLANG KLANG KLANG
>"Go sonic!" says Tails
>Sonic slices Ken in half, but Ken explodes in a blast of light. POOF!
>"Hooray!" says ROtor, Sally, bob.
>"Hmmm Ken where'd you learn to sword fight, the sword fight of loser
>school?" says Sonic
>"hahaah" laugh the crowd
>"Look at what I found!" says Tails
>"A chaos emerald, cool!" says Sonic
>
>/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
>
>Knotohoel kvilioge
Scott-Krilnite!!!
Jamie-All courtesy of Random Key Mashings inc.
>"Urg what happened" said Unconciuos Sonic
>"Knothole is in Ruins!" says Sally
>"NOOOOO!" says the crowd
>They weep for the loss of the villiage.
>"WOAH SONIC!" yells Tails
>"Wha?" says Sonic
>"I JUST THOUGHT OF WHERE THE OTHER CHAOS EMERALDS ARE!" says Tails (loud)
>"Woh, talk down lil bro!" says Sonic
>"Remember when Bunnie was in the crystal mine and said heck all yall some
>of em arent even cystals at all!" says Tails
>"Ya" says Sonic "So wha?"
>"Well she meant that some of em were potato chips! And Robotnik has a
>machine that sounds like potato chips, it's the chaos emerald finder!"
>"WE GOTTA FIGHT THE CRYSTAL MINE!" said Sonic
David-Why?It never hurt you!
>Then Sonic said "It is....JAMMA WAMMA BAMMA HOP SAMMA LAMMA KAMMAM GAMMA
>HAM N CHEESE WITH A PICKLE ON THE SIDE LARGE ORDER OF FRIES EATIN SOME
>PIES BOT SLAMMIN SOT BLAMMIN WORT CORT JUUUUUIIICCEEEEE
>TIIIMMMMMEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>!!"
Scott-I've tried that before. it's not bad
Austin churls
>They juice. Everybody in knothole goes to the FINAL FIGHT!
>
>/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
>
>The Robotik Crystal Mine
>
>The freedom fighters arrive at the mine.
>They are greeted by....
>THE BIGGEST BOT IN THE WORLD
>"Oh no the biggest bot in the world has been rebuilt!" says Sally
>"Let's fight it!" says Sonic
>THe bot attacks!
>"Beeeeg bot! zes is beeeeg bot!" says Antoinne
>Sonic and Sally kill the bot
>YAAAAHHHH WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>They go into the mine. They are in a huge room of crystal. Just then
>....
>ROBOTNIK!
>And EVERY SINGLE ROBOT ON MOBIUS HAS COME TO FIGHT!
>"HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" sais
>Robotnik "I have the crystals you're looking for! HHAHAHHAH you'll never
>get them from me HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA!!! I'll
>DESTROY YOU NOW HEDGEHOG!
>AGHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!"
Scott-Good gravy! Someone's taken it up the
Austin-Ass
David-If you weren't in the condition you are I'd beta the shitout of you!
>Snivley jumps out! Packbell jumps out!
>Robotnik gets into the SUPER-MEGA MECH WALKER!
>THE BATTLE BEGINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
>IT's bot fighting time!!!!! WHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAA!!!
>Dulcy fireballs bots! Sonic spin dashes bots! Tails kung-fus bots! And
>everybody else fights bots left right and center!
>The ARMY bots attack bunnie! Bunnie crusches them GAGRGAGRGAGAA!!!
>Snivley attacks sonic with 2 uzis! But sonic is jumpin and spinnin you
>can't even see where hes goin he so FAST!!!!!!!!
>ratatatatatattatattatata!
>Bob fires the Shotgun! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK!
>Tails looks at Packbell. They get into battle stance.
David-I think I knwo what's coming...
>(The Mortal Kombat Song plays)
>(doo doo doo dee doo doo doo doo dee doo doo doo dee dee doo doo..doo dee
>doo dee doo doo do doo doo de doo dee doo doo - MORATAL
>KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
David-yep.Questionis:Mortal kombat or MKAnihilation
Scott-Anihilation-ugh....
>"WAIIII!" says Tails
>"HOOOIIIIII CHOUUUU!!!!" says Packbell
>FLYIN SPIN KICK KRAK ABOOOM!
>Tails does a "HA-DOO-KEN!!!!!!!!!!!"
>Packbell dodges and spin-kick "HAITASSHMARUTSUET!!!!!!!"
>Tails "SHOYROUKEN! SHOYROUKEN!"
Jamie-Doesn't Sonic Fan know Shoryuken is Shotokan, not Jung Fu?
David-Where'd you learn this?
Jamie_I take Martial Arts since I was 7, remember?
Austin-I remember. You beat the shit out of me. it hurt
David-she's never kicked your ass!
Jamie-Yeah, when i was 3
David looks surprised
>pAckbell got hit by the second shoyrouken! Bolts and robot blood spray
>all over the place!
>"Fock this!" says Packbell. He pulls out a rocket launcher and a flame
>thrower. FWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! KABBBBBOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!
>"WWWWAAAAAGGHHHHEEEE-YO-YO!" says Tails. HE flys away!
>Meanwhile the freedom fighters are fighting bots, bots fighting freedom
>fighters, sonic fighting bot-nik and Dr. Robotnik killing everything all
>over the place!
>SMASH SMASH CRASH!
>Robotnik stomps bots and freedom fighters under MIGHTY MECHANICAL FEET!
>Just then hover units fly into the mine and fire down from above,
>complete chaos ensues.
>Bob fires the shotgun. CRACK CRACK CRACK!
>Rotor walks over to a control panel and puts in a Greenday CD.
Jamie-oh no...
>Antoinne dodges bots while jamming to greenday!
>"Walking Contradiction" plays
>BOTS ARE FIGHTIUNG SONIC IS FIGHTING!
>BOOOMMMM! Sally kicks down 20 bots!
>Some SWAT bots are jamming to Greenday now!
>Rotor shoots down hoverunits with a rocket launcher THEY FALL TO THE
>GROUND!
>"Look out Jackerey!" says Dulcy.
>"Whu?" says Jackery Prower just before he is crushed by a falling hover-
>unit.
>JUST THEN COCONUTS FALLS INTO THE BATTLE
>Coconuts says "Yo yo yo, don't dis mah funky fro"
>A disco ball appears on the ceiling. The floor turns to a disco floor.
>EVERYBODY IS DISCO DANCIN!
David-ARGHHH!!!
>Especially Coconuts!
>Sonic kicks down Snivley!
>"I beat you, and I beat you good, Snivley" says Sonic
>"No *CHAOKE* arrrg *YOU HEDGEHOG* ugghhhhh" says Snivley
>Tails and Packbell get down to a funky disco beat!
>SOnic FIGHTS ROBOTNIK!!!!!!!!!!!
>KABOOM!! THE WALKER IS FIGHTING SONIC DOGEDS MISSLES!!!!
>ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
>BANG BONG!!!!!!!!! BOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!
>SOnic Spinswaws WALKER LEG!!!!!!!! RIGHT THRU IT!!!!!
>Robotnik says "NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"!!!!
>REEE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!! Robotniks walker tips over
>Robotnik jumps out and strts shootin! HE ACCIDENTALY BLOWS UP
>COCONUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>"YOOOOOoooooo" goes Coconuts
>Rotor walks over to the control panel and puts in a CD. "What is Love"
David-Dumbass got it from"Night at the Roxbury" Previews. If he wanted
something a bit more suprising, try The Great Milenko by ICP
>starts playing.
>Robotnik and Snivley dance to the song!
>Sonic kicks snivley down again!
>All the bots and freedom fighters are lying in a heap of metal on the
>floor. The only 2 left standing are SONIC AND ROBOTNIK!
>"ARRG!" goes sonic
>"GRRR!" goes Robotnik
>In a climactic battle, Sonic defeats robotnik!
>"YES!" says SOnic "This is the most juicin' past cool moment of my entire
>life"
>Sonic takes the chaos emeralds from robotnik. He throws all the emeralds
>up into the air.
>The emralds make a circle.
>"ahhhhhh" sings the angelic choir
>A white light eminates from the emeralds. A FLASH OF LIGHT! Everyone on
>mobius is derobotocized!
>But....
>Robotnik shoots the master chaos emerald!
>"Yo buttnik why you do that?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!" says Sonic
David(Robo)-Because...It had to be done
>"BEcause I'm the bad guy HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA!!!!" says
>Robotnik
>"You are a tub o' chub!" says SOnic
>JUST THEN THE LIGHT TURNS TO BLACK!!!
>THE CHAOS BEAST APPEARS!!!!
>it says:
>ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGG
>GGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>NNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>RRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>"Hmmm maybe I shouldn't have done that" says Robotnik
>The beast drills down the the core of the planet!
>It reaches the core and......
>KKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM
>MMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>MOBIUS EXPLODES, THEY ALL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>T H E E N D
>
Everyone-YAY!!!!
>\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<
><<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>
>{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}
>((((((()))))))))
>[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]
Scott-yes, a lovely appearence, lets give a round of applause to the bookends!
>CAST
>----
>
>Sally
>"Here is the plan. We sneek into the death egg and blow it up."
>
>
Jamie-DITZ
>Bunnie
>"Heck all y'all some of em arent even crystals at all!"
Jamie-DITZ
>Tails
>"FOCK YOU SALLY!!!"
David-HO HO HO, SALLY!! FOCK YOU!! YEAH THATS IT!! HARDER!
>Rotor
>"WOOOOOBOOOGIE!!!! (sound of rotor falling through roof)"
>
>Antoinne
>"Ah oui es ees STEEEEEENNNNNNKKKKKKKKAAAAYYYYYYY"
>
>Dulcy
>"budda dont wanna do homework!"
Austin-Dammit dont argue you little Cleopatra lovin bitch!
>Uncle Chuck
>"As y'aLl knows, Sonic fights Robotnik and fights him good."
>
>Bob Prower
>"Fock ye!"
>
>Rabbi Prower
>"Now either buy something or get the fock out of my deli"
Scott-I don't think Rabbi HAVE Delis
>Dr. Robotnik
>"Doo doo doo doo doo IT'S THE ROBOTNIK SHOW!"
>
>Snivley
>"what a fat"
>
>Packbell
>"oog"
>
>SWAT bots
>"DRRRRROOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEE"
>
>TANK bot
>"BEEP BEEP KILL FREEDOM FIGHTERS ARRR BEEP BEEP BEEP"
>
>Vision, LORD OF PEZ
>"What did you call me you want to fight me blueboy wimphog"
David-PEZ sucks! Tatse like shit
>Chis Pettruci
>"SONIC! SUPER SONIC! he is the hero of our day"
>
>Geoffry St. John
>"Oh well look at this. If it isn't the villige buffooon."
>
>Grounder
>"Ow! huh huh!"
>
>Scratch
>"Heh heheh hehhe nhehehh nehehehehehheheh hneheheneheh ummm yeah"
>
>Dr. Quack
>"QUAAKAKK QUAAACKK QUAAAAAAAACK HA HA QUACK!"
>
>Coconuts
>"Yo yo yo, don't dis mah funky fro"
>
>Ken Penders
>"i hate sonic because i draw his comics."
David-Hey, doesn't that make you a
Jamie-DONT
>Frank Sinatra
>"Dooby dooby doo doo dooby dooby dooo"
>
>Robo-Prower
>"heh heh that's right in there....*DRONE*....er i mean..."
>
>Jackerey Prower
>"Help me, I am in danger!"
>
>and....
>
>Sonic the Hedgehog!
>"It's ORANGE BANNANA WHAM BAM SLAM FLAM BING BHAM BOOM BOOM BOOGALOO
>ROCKEM SOCKEM ROLLY POLY WHAK DANG DING DANg WALLA WALLA JUICE TIME!!!!"
>
Austin hurls
>CREDITS
>-------
>
>Story..........SONIC FAN
>
>Original Music......SONIC FAN
>
>Director...........SONIC FAN
>
>Producer...........SONIC FAN
>
>Special Thanks to:
>
>All the fanfic authros whose characters appeared in this sotry
>
>Archie and SEGA
>
>and THE READER!
>
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>
>Uncle Chuck says
>
>"Thanks for readin this here story! See y'all later!"
>
>Frank Sinatra sings
>
>"It's the end...of this stoooory.....so goooodbye....and so-
>long.....GOOOOOODBYYYEEEEEE MOOBIUSSSS!!! Oh JUUUUICY JAMMIN
>GOOOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!! It's THEEE EEENNNNNDDDD!"
>
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>
David-Well our suffering is over
Austin-YOUR suffering?!
Scott-SonicFan has quit
Jamie-but for how long?
THE END...?
Jose Solano