[FANFIC] Sonic Fights Robotnik 7: Blue Streak Speeds By
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BUT FIRST
The....
PREVIEWS
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Looking for a little peace and quite?
***KKKABBBLLAMMMOOOOOO!!!!!!***
Dint think so
Celine Dion Singing: Sooonic the hedgehog
He fights
ROOOBOTNIK
and fights him GOOD
trumpets: (waah wwwaahhhh waaaaahhh waaahhh)
He fights him reeeally goooood
SONIC
Fights Robotnik!
(wwaaaah waaaah waah)
ROOOOBOOOOOTNIIIKKKKK
(waaahh waaaaaaaah)
He fights him so goooooood!!!
(wwaaaaahh waaah waaah waaaah waaaaaaaaah)
FIGHTING ROBOTNIK AND FIGHTING HIM GOOD
THAT IS WHAT SONIC DOOOOOEEEESSS
(clips from Sonic fights Robotnik stories)
(Sonic spin dashes 1000000 swat bots)
(Sonic blow up the death egg)
(Rotor falls through the roof of the hut)
(Sonic snowboards down a mountain being chased by swatbots)
(Sonic freezes Dr. Quack with the anti-mega-gem)
(Sonic drives a golf cart through the mall)
(Sonic flys a jet through a building)
(Sonic eats a chili dog)
The
SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK SERIES
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Sonic Fights Robotnik
Sonic Fights Robotnik 2: The Next Battle
Sonic Fights Robotnik 3: Too Fast for the Naked Eye
Sonic Fights Robotnik 4: Meet Dr. Quack
Sonic Fights Robotnik 5: The Good Snivley
Sonic Fights Robotnik 6: The Final Chapter!
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SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK 7
Blue Streak Speeds By
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(On TV)
Tonight on FOX
The World's Deadliest Moments of Death Caught on Tape 7
Announcer: Hi I'm Hendrik Hagaloo, former officer of the mobius police dudes. Boy it's great
to be derobotocized. But that's thanks to people like sonic. Here's a clip from his action
packed battle.
(WHOOOSH!)
(Black and white fuzzy camera footage)
Hendrik: This is the robotik crystal mine where the final battle of mobius took place. As you
can see here, Jackerey Prower gets killed.
(A hoverunit falls on Jackerey)
Jackerey: O.h.....F..>KC!!!
Subtitles: Oh fock!
Hendrik: But here's the REAL deadly part. Watch as the Chaos beast drills into the ground.
Watch carefully now.
(Huge explosion blows everything up)
Hendrik: It looks like Mobius just got blown up. But...not quite.
Hendrik: The chaos beast didn't eat the core of mobius. That would be too big and hot! It only
ate the crystal core of the crystal mine! The mine runs on crystal power you see. So only the
mine blew up. And with the exception of Jackerey...
(replay clip of Jackerey getting squashed by hoverunit)
Hendrik: The freedom fighters survived and saved mobius.
(the camera pans away from the TV and over to the couch where Uncle Chuck, Sonic, Dr. Quack
and FX Ferret are watching TV)
Uncle chuck says "Hello gentle reader. Welcome to antoher action packed sonic fanfic. Contrary
to the ending of Sonic FIghts Robotnik 6, mobius didn't really blow up, just the crystal mine.
Everybody on mobius was really derobotocized though, and now mobius is back to normal just the
way it was before robotnik took over. Robotnik is dead and gone for good now, and now it's a
FREE MOBIUS"
"yaay" says Sonic, Dr. Quack, and FX Ferret.
"Well I gotta leave now" said Chuck "I'll just say one more thing. We have no idea of what
happened to all those chaos emeralds. I'm off now, I'm doing the introduction for Saban's
presentation of MacBeth."
Uncle Chuck leaves. Then FX Ferret says "Well dudez, see you later. Now that the war here is
over, I'll just be headin' on back to the communication center. You guys are gonna help us
fight our war, right?"
"Oh...uhhhh....yeeah" said Sonic "We'll....aahhhh....catch up with you
later....ummmm....yah....thats right"
FX Ferret blasts out the door singing "Action Ferret! FX is his name! Saving the universe is
his game! Tra-la-la-la!"
Sonic opens a mountain due. "Yup" said he
"Nothin to do but drink mopuntain due and watch TV" said Sonic
Dr Quack replied "QQUUUACCKK WWWAAAKKK QWUUUACCKK i agree"
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The GReat Lake (In the Great Forest)
Rotor was sitting in his fishing boat. He gets out his portable TV.
"This is the life" says Rotor "Just casually relaxing. a-yuh."
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Konthole Kibbage
er..oops
I mean
Knothole Village
Tails was having a romantic evening with Amy Rose. They were on a date and Tails said..
"Hey let's go steal some cookies!"
Amy Rose said "Yeah Sallys chocolate chip cookies are way past cool"
"WAY WAY past cool" said Tails
"Cool past WAY" said Amy
Tails looks in the window of the food hut. "Hmm coast is clear" says him. Tails jumps in the
window. Amy follows.
Tails opens up the cookie jar and shouts "WOOAHH!!! THE MOTHERLOOOOAD!!!!!!!!"
Tails starts stealing cookies when Amy Rose says "Hey Tails lookat this"
"Cool" says Tails "It's Sally's credit card."
"Let's go buy some stuff" said Amy
"Cool idea!" said Tails "We can buy some stuff from a mail-order catalog!"
"I just got the latest Mad Eddy's catalog" amy said "They have everything in the universe
there!"
"JAMMIT TO THE MAX LETS GOOOOO!!!" said Tails jumping out the window and knocking over 45
plates.
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The Great Lake
Rotor is just sittin around in the boat. Suddenly an almost unoticeable look of alarm crosses
his face.
"Walrus Face, rotor sucks!" sings the memory of Sonic singing the Rotor sucks song.
Rotor shakes the thought off and trys to remember what he was alarmed about.
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Tails's Hut
David Prower says "Hello Tails/Amy ROse. I hope you are not engaging in any indictable
activities, hmmmm?"
"Fock off Dave" says Tails
"Is David Prower another one of your uncles?" inquires the reader.
"No" responds tails "He's my robotic brother, who was NOT created by sonic fan by the way.
This character belongs to somebody i forgot the name of, but I'm pretty sure his first name
was dave"
"Thanks for clearing that up" says the reader.
Tails and Amy look through the Mad Eddy's catalog.
"Hmm" says Tails "Let's see....20 tons of urbanium....no.....A B4 stealth bomber...nah.....the
welches grape juice kid....no way man.......Holographic replica of Chef
Boyardee....ummm.......hmmmm.....naaah"
"Here's something!" says Amy "Look at this"
Tails reads the article "VIDEO: Sailor Moon: American Kitsune! A David Kintobor production.
The controversial miniseries that was so bad, even the writer/director hated it! In fact he
hated it so much that he tried to destroy every remaining copy of it. But you can get it here,
at Mad Eddy's! Starring David "Foxfire" Kintobor as David "Foxfire" Kintobor. Co-starring Sean
Connery as Edward Berecca. Buy it today! Only 10 cents!"
"Cool!" says Amy "Let's buy it!"
Tails dials up Mad Eddy's.
(phone)
(ring)
(ring)
(pickup)
Ralph: Hello! ANd welcome to Mad Eddy'S! Bwa ha! Bwhahahah!! woo-hoo! I Eddy's helper RALPH!
You want to buy something? Bwa! bwa ha!
Tails (high-pitched voice): Hellooo! My name is Mrs. Sally! I have a credit card I want to buy
item number 76428sb284828-vb023481nsdh2837241abbaxx72dt.3992982845222222
Amy (in background): I was supposed to talk, NUCKLE-HEAD!
Ralph: Hmmm! You do not sound at all like a sally but i belive you anyway! Happy? Bwa. ha.
hahahhaha! WOOHOO! Ok let me see....You want Sailor Moon American Kitsune! AHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!
Good choice! Ok that is 10 cents. BWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!! It is discount week! 50 percent is off
on that! WHoo-hoo bwa! Price is 5 cents! Happy? Bwhahahaaaha...
Tails: Ok my credit card number is 123456789
Ralph: BwA HA-HO-HOHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! Ok sir BWA HA you order HA HA HA BWHAHAH will be sent
to you in WOOO-HOOOOO!!! six to BWHAHHAHAHAH HHAHAH!! HAHHA BWAHH!!! HAHHAHA!! 8 BWHAHHAHAHHA
BWA HA BWA HA BWA HA!!! weeks. GVoodbye! Plese call again for more orders HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAH
BWA HAHAHHAA!!!!!
(click)
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Sonic's Hut
(On TV)
Pikachu: Pika! Pika chu chu chu! Pikachu! Pika pi?
(In Hut)
SOnic drinks more mountain due. He eats some chili dogs.
Dr Quack says "Sonic how can you eat 56 chili dogs?"
"THose are just snaks i'm saving the real eating for later" says Sonic
"You are focked up man" said Quack "QUUUACKCKKKK!!!"
Sonic sits and watches TV.
"Do you hear something QUUUUACCKKKK???" said Quack
"Yeah" said SOnic "The TV"
Sonic sits and watches TV.
JUST THEN ROTOR DRIVES A BOAT THROUGH THE DOOR OF THE HUT!!! ***SMMAAASHHHHH*****
VRROOOOOOMMMM!!!!
The rotor of the boat chops up most of sonics furniture.
"OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO!!!" says Rotre
"wha?" says Sonic
"SONIC!!!!!" says Rotor "Turn to channel 77 RRRRIGHT NOW!!!!!"
"AAHHHHHH!!! OK!!!!" says Sonic
(On TV)
(click)
(Some place)
Robotnik: Uhhh...hey man.....uhh.....Ivo's not here man...
SWAT bot: DRRRROOOONNNNEEEE hello...I..AM....ON....T-V (waves)
(Sonic's hut)
"OH no!" says Sonic "It's...."
BUMM BUMM BUMMMMMM
"QUUUUACCCCCKKKK!!!! ROBOTNIK?!?!?!?!?" says Quack (very loud)
"YES!!!" says Robtor "OH NO OH NO OHNOOHNOHONOHO Robonik!!! Robobonik!!! Hobobobonik
NNOOOOOOO!!!!"
"ROTOR! CALM DOWN!" says Sonic "PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN!"
"Now" seys sonic "Stop destroying my hut! Why don't you use the focking door like a normal
person?!?!?"
"I did" says Rotor
"ARRGAGRGGGAGRGRGGGRGRGGAGAGAGAGA!!!" says Sonic, jumping in the toilet.
"Sonic!" says Rotor "If that was all I had to tell you I wouldn't have driven my boat through
your door. But there is something oh-so-very important you must know"
"What?" said Sonic
"A SWAT MISSLE IS GOING TO HIT YOU!!!!" scemeard Rotor
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" said Sonic
*****KRRRAAASHHHHH***!!!!
A SWAT MISSLE flys in through the wall!
"AAAAHHHHH!!!!" says Sonic
Sonic runs around real fast and trips over a chair. Quack jumps out of seemingly nowhere!
"Ha ha!" says Quack
Rotor attacks the missle with all his might!
"Hugguza!" says Rotor!
Dr. Quack does some ninja Tai Chi and says "Konichiwa! Usagi! Hentaaaaaai!"
Rotor sceams "AAHHH lookout the missleisgoingtohityou!!!! ohnoohnohohnhohohnohnhohooooo!!!!"
Dr. Quack bites the missle!
"Good show!" says Sonic
Quack tosses the missle to sonic. Sonic catches it a slams it down the toilet!
"TOUCHDOWN!" yells sonic.
Rotor jumps for the flusher!
*FLUSH*
The missle goes down the toilet!
"GET DOOOWN!!!" yells Sonic
They all jump behind the boat....
5
4
3
2
1
****KAAAABLAAMOOOO!!!!****
The toilet explodes! It rains toilet water inside the hut!!!!!
"Phew" says Sonic "That was close"
"WUUUAK! Now we can relax" says Quack
"NOOOOOOO we can't!" screams rotor "We have to tell sally that Robotnik is BACK and BADDER
THAN EVER!"
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" says Sonic
They all jump into the boat
"We gotta get to SALLYSHUT!" scremes Sonic
Sonic puts the boat on full throttle.
"Juice time" says sonic, way-past-cooly
***VVRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM*****
****SSSMMMMAAASSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!*******
The boat crashes throuh the back wall of the hut!!
"QQUUUAAAAAAAACCKKKKK!!!!" yellls Quack
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Robotropolis
The Death Egg
Floor 14
The Main Control Center
2:05 PM est.
"Ha ha ha" says Robotnik
"Yes sir, indeed. We are evil" says Snivley
"Huhuhuhuhuh" says Grounder
"HEheheheheheh" says Scratch
"Boogie Fever!" says Coconuts
Packbell walks into the room. He sings "The Rockefeller Skank"
Packbell sings "Check it out now, the funks yo' brother. Right about now, the funk's yo'
brother"
Coconuts gets down.
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Knothole Villiage
****VVRROOOOOMMM****
"YYYYEEAAAHHHHGGGGHHHH!!!!!!" yells Rotor
SOnic is driving the boat.
"Driving a boat on land is past cool!" says Sonic "Way past cool!"
The boat flails all over the place
"QQQUUUUACCCKKK yeeeee-haaaaww!!!" says Dr Quack.
****CRRRAAASSSHHHH**** they go right through the wall of Antoine's coffee shop!
"SACRE BLUE SSHHHEEEEEEEZZZZEEEEE!!!!" says Antoinne
The boat smashes several table and hundreds of coffee mugs CRRAASHHH They exit through the
front window!!!!!
**VRRROOOOMMM**** ***RRRR****** ****VRRMM VRRRMM VRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!****
They're grindin up the dirt!!! WAAAHHHAAAAA!!!!!
"AAHHHH LOOK OUT!!!" yells Rotor.
They hit a ramp it launches them into the air!
"WHEEEEEE!" they all say.
****KKKRRAAASDHHHHHHH***
they smash right through the roof of Bunnie's Casino!!
"HECK YALL WHATS THE ALL?!?!" says Bunnie
The boat smashes more stuff and the rotor shreds 78 decks of cards. Then the boat crashes out
through the front door, crashes back in through the front wall and crashes out again through
the bathroom wall. Going through the bathroom the boat manages to destory all the toilets,
stalls and sinks.
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Sally's Hut
Geoffry St. John says to sally "Princess Sally, you are like the most beutiful apple on the
most beutiful apple tree in the world"
"Oh Geoffry" says Sally
Geoffry kisses Sally.
AND THAT'S WHEN THE BOAT COMES CRASHING IN!!!! ****KEEEERRRRBOOOOMMMMM!!!!!****
The boat completely destroys the interior of Sally's hut.
"TURN OFF THE MOTOR!!!" yells sally
"WHHAAAAAAT?!?!" yells sonic
Sally jumps into the boat and turns off the motor.
"SALLY!" yells sonic
"NO TIME TO EXPLAIN" says he "BUT ROBOTNIK IS BACK!!!!! WE HAVE TO FIGHT HIM!!!!"
"Wait......" says Sally "How can Robotnik.....be....back. How could he
possible.......be......back.....?"
"ok" says Sonic "Well remember I said HEY ROBOTNIKS not dead and you said yes he is and i said
let's go check Roboponotolis and you said WE ARE NOT GOING BACK THERE and then I said FOCK and
i watched TV well ROBOTNIK is not really dead if you dont belive me just turn on the TV . THe
point is we gotta FIGHT ROBOTNIK!!!! FIGHT ROBOTNIK!!!!!!"
"To the robotik crystal mine!" suggests Geoffry.
"FOCK THAT!" says Sonic "We're goping to the robotik crystal mine. It's obvously the first
place to start the battle against robotnik"
"SONIC!!!" yells Rotor
"What" says SOnic
"DID it ever occur to you that *I'M* the one who has to make the repairs to Knothole?" says
Rotor
"Ya" says Sonic "That's your job."
"grrrr" says mad rotor.
"Well" says Sally collecting her throughts "Let's go to the mission room to discuss a plan of
attac.."
"NO TIME SALL!!!!" says SOnic "WE GOTTA ATTACK THE MINE NOW, PLAN OR NO PLAN!!! EVERYBODY GET
IN MY BACKPACK I'LL EXPLAIN ON THE WAY!!!!!! TO THE ROBOTIK CRYSTAL MIN!!!!! AAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
***ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!******
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Meanwhile on the Planet Moogria...
Foxfire Studios
10 PM moogrian time
David Kintobor was pouring gas on a film reel. He lit a match and set fire to it.
"That's the last one" he said "The last copy of Sailor Moon: American Kitsune. Now, hopefully,
peopl;e won't think that I make bad fanfix"
Then Edward Berreca walked into the room.
"Hey man" said Ed "I was just looking at the latest Mad Eddy's catalog."
"Mad Eddy's cool" said Dave.
"Anyways, they're selling copies of SMAK (sailor moon american kitsune)" said Ed
"Hmm......wait........WHAT?!?? ARRRGGAGAGGAGAGGAGAARRRR!!!!" said Dave, kicking himself in the
ear.
"NOO NOO NOOOOOO!!!" said Dave "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
"We must destory them!" says Dave triumphantly "To the Krokett-mobile!"
They go to the garage. The Krokett-mobile, the galaxy's most advanced starship is there. Dave
jumps in, Ed follows.
"AAARRRRGGGGG!!!" says Dave "Where'd the keys go?!??!"
Dave gets out and tears apart Foxfire studios while looking for they keys.
Dave gets back into the starship.
"Heh, they were in my pocket" said Dave
Dave starts the starship!!!
***putt*** puTT***
*KOUGH*
"C'mon START BABY!!!" yells dave
*PUTT* *PUTT*
*VVRMMM**
VRRMM***
****VRRROOOOOMMMM!!!!***
"Set course for Mobius!" says Dave
"Ok" says Ed
"Make it so!" says Dave
***CRRAAASHHHH****
The ship flys through the roof
**WHHHHOOOSSHHH**
off they go!!!!
into spacee!!!!!
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The Robotnik Show
(this episode is being shot in a cave with crystals on the walls)
Announcer-bot: Doo doo doo doo doo....IT'S THE ROBOTNIK shoooooow!
Announcer-bot: Tonight LIVE from the RObotik crystal mine! With guests Robin Williams and
Tank-bot 4.128429 XRE!
Announcer-bot: And now here's his exalted lardishness, Dr. Roooooooobotnik!
(Robotnik rolls onstage. he gets up)
RObotnik: YO YO!
Bots in audience: yaaaaay! (klap klap)
Robotnik: Let's get this show going! Heeeeeere's Snivley and the SWAT-bot orchastra!
(Snivley and the bots play the Spring-yard Zone song)
RObotnik: (dances) hey hey! yo-hey! hey hey hey, it's ROBIN WILLIAMS!!!
(Robin Williams falls in through the roof)
Robin: HEEEEEEEEY Everbodyyyy!!!!
Bots: (clap clap clap clap clap)
(Robotnik sits at the desk. Robin sits in the chair beside the desk. Also called the guests
chair)
Robotnik: Yo Rob, wassup?
Robin: Yo yo homey-g! WURRRD!
RObotnik: Yo nuttin' sup!
Robin: Nuttin' honey?
Robotnik: Honey nut cheerios?
Robin: Gotta race fore the taste!
Robotnik: Yeah
Robin: YEAH!
Robotnik & Robin: Oh yeeeah!
Robotnik: Ok let's can the dialogue
Robin: 'k
Robotnik: So I heard you were in the movie "What Dreams May Come"
Robin: That's right Ivo
Robotnik: Howzabout you tell us about this movie
Robin: Ok.
Robotnik: .....
Robin: It's about a guy who dies
Robotnik: Really? Hmmm. Interesting! Please elaborate some more.
Robin: Ok
Robotnik: .........
Robin: He's sitting in a tunnel and then suddenly a car flys out of nowhere and lands on him!
Robotnik: Wait a second. So you're saying that the guys just sitting there..
Robin: Right....
Robotnik: And a car flys out of nowhere?
Robnin: Affirmative.
Robotnik: It just.....flys out of nowhere?
Robin: That is the correct answer
Robotnik: Now.......wouldn't that be a.....
Robin & Robotnik: WALKING CONTRADICTION!
(Robotnik jumps over the desk and runs over to the swat bot orchastra. He grabs a guitar.)
(Robin Williams and Robotnik sing Walking Contradiction by Greenday)
(Robotnik and Robin sit back down)
Robotnik: Getting back to the movie. If the main character dies at the beginnging, that would
be a pretty short movie
Robin: But he goes to heaven
Robotnik: Ah! I see! I went to heaven once. It's an interesting story. So one day I was going
to heaven, right? And just then....
Robotnik: SOMETHING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO HEAVEN
(Snivley and the bots start playing music. Robotnik jumps up on the desk. A bot throws him a
microphone)
(Robotnik sings "Something happened on the way to Heaven" by Phil Collins)
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The Middle of the Great Desert
Outside the Robotik Crystal Mine
3:24 PM
Temperature: 37 degrees Celcius
The freedom fighters are sneaking up to the mine. Sonic and Sally look through the hi-tech
bindoctulars.
Sonic says "Hey I see stuff. It's the mine"
"I see it too" says Sally
Sonic says "Ok, this time I came up with the plan Sal"
Sonic says "It goes like this. You and the other freedom figters shoot the SWAT bots with your
paint guns while I sneak into the mine and blow it up"
"Sonic!" said Sally "That's dangerous!"
"No prob sal!" says Sonic "I'm the blue dude with a tude! I'm always dodging laser fire from
hoverunits, and dashing through hundred of bots, and it's just so I can get a chili-dog from
a vending machine in robotnropolis. That vending machine has the best chili-dogs on mobius.
But thats beside the point. I'm a hedgehog of danger, a man of action, fighting the evil Dr.
Robotnik. That's just what I do."
"Ok" says Sally "We will do your plan"
Sally and the other freedom fighters run up to the security fence.
"Hey bots!" says Sally
"WHAT" says a SWAT-bot
"Time for a new paint job!" says Geoff St. John.
"PAINT JOB IS NOT SCEDUELD UNTIL NEXT TUESDAY, PLEASE RETURN THEN. THANK YOU, COME AGAIN" says
the bot
Freedom fighters blast the bot with paint
"NOOOOOO!" drones the bot. It falls over.
A few hundred bots run to the scene
"Zikes!" says Antoinee "Ze bots, are zo maneey, that i am counting them, and the are being
hunzdrens of them!! ayieeeee!"
The bots fire lasers. The Freedom fighters fight back with a storm of paintballs.
"Hurry up Sonic!" says Bunnie "Heck y'all, there is alot of bots, some of em are metal, adn
some of em are plastic, an some of em are clay, and some of em are nylon. Heck all yall some
of the bots aren't even made of material at all!"
Sonic scurrys over the fence. He sneaks away into the truck garage.
Inside the garage sonic loks around. It's dark. He turns on the light-switch. It's light now.
He can see. He looks around again, this time seeing stuff. He spys a propane turck. He jumps
into it and hotwires it with the hotwire-o-matic (made by Rotor)
"Standard freedom fighter equipment" says Sonic
The truck pulls out of the garage.
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The Robotik Crystal Mine
Guard Post #3
A propane truck drives up to the security gate. The SWAT-bot in the booth drones
"IDENTIFICATION PLEASE"
Sonic hides behind the dashboard and talks into a styrofoam cup.
He says "Drooooonnneee. Hello I am SWATbot #7326492162942673294."
SWAT-bot drones "WAIT A MINUTE. *I* AM SWATbot #7326492162942673294. INTRUDER ALERT!"
The SWATbot sounds the alarm. Klaxons and sirens go off.
"Oh FOCK!" says Sonic. He steps on the gas and drives right through the guardpost.
**SMMMASSSH!!!* goes the truck as it runs over the booth.
Sonic puts the petal to the metal *VROOOOOOOM!!!*
But three SWATbot tanks are in hot pursuit!
The truck hits a corner *SCREEEEEE* VRROOOOMMM****!!!!
Meanwhile....
Four SWATbots are sitting at a table playing bridge.
One SWATbot lays down it's cards and drones "FOUR OF A KIND"
Another SWATbot dones "DRRROOOONNNNE. I GUESS #7498032657639081000127 HASN'T HAD THEIR A.I.
CHIP UPGRADED"
The other bots drone "HA. HA. HA."
***KKKAAAAAARRRAAAHHHOOOOO!!!!!*** The propane truck runs over the table!
***CRRRUNNNCH!!!!*** The tanks run over the SWATbots!!
"SORRY" drones one of the tank driving bots.
The truck is driving along the edge of a high sand dune. Sonic turns sharp! One of the tanks
drives over the edge of the dune and flips over!
The tanks fire on sonic! *BADDOM* *BROOOM!*
Sonic turns left and right dodging the shots. He does a 360 degree turns *SKEEEREEEEE** one of
the tanks turns and flips over. Sonic drives away MEGA-FAST *VROOOOM!!!*
JUST THEN the last tank fire at sonic! The shot hits the ground beside sonic's truck.
**KKALLAAAABAAAMM!!!*** It makes a Sandslide!
Sonic is sliding down the hill. He slams on the brakes but keeps sliding! He turns HE'S
SPINNING OUT!!!!
"AHHHH!" says sonic. He rolls down the window and jumps out of teh turck!
The hill goes down REALLY STEEP! The truck is barreling down the hill and IT SLAMS RIGHT INTO
A METAL SUPPORT POLE!! ***GAAAAAAARRRRRNNNN!!***
Sonic dives down the mine shaft!
**KRAK-SMAKA-BOOM!!!* the truck explodes in a huge firey explosion, and at the same time,
blows up the tank ***BAAAANNNNNGGG!!!!***
*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
Inside the Mine
Sonic is crawling through a dark tunnel. He gets almost to the end and looks out.
Robotnik is singing "Oooh! What's love got to do with it, got to do with it"
Sonic sits in the tunnel and waits for the right time to attack.
*^*^*^*^*^*^*
3 and a half minutes later
Robotnik: And that's the end of our show. Join us next week, when we'll have Patrick Stewart,
star of the movie "Star Trek: Insurrection" and the upcoming fanfic "The Borg With the Golden
Gun". Goodnight everybody!
The credits roll. Snivley and the bots play music. Robotnik drinks some coffee. The stage
lights go off and all the bots go back to their mining duties.
Sonic speeds into the room!
"Yo buttnik!" says Sonic "It's time for the final fight!"
"Ha ha ha ha..." laughs Robotnik "Not today hedgehog! Ha ha ha ha ha! Packbell, Grounder,
Scratch! Fight the hedgehog!"
Robotniks chair zooms out of the room (note: robotnik was sitting on the chair at the time)
Grounder has a metal blade shooter.
"Huh hhuh hhuh huh huh Huh uhhhhh huh huh" says Grounder.
Scratch has a lightning gun.
"Hhehehh heh heh henheh! Use the tazer! Zap em in the butt! heh heh heh heh!" says Scratch.
Packbell has 2 laser rifles.
"I keeeeelll you!" says Packbell.
Sonic jumps up in the air and says "I fight you!"
Grounder fires circular metal blades at sonic! Sonic ducks and runs to the left!
Scratch fires a huge lightning blast at sonic! **KRRRAAKKKKOOOWWWW!!!*** sonic jumps out of
the way and runs to the right!
Packbell breakdances while shooting at sonic. Sonic skillfully dodges the laser fire.
Sonic climbs up a ladder to the rafters. Scratch shoots the ladder! *ZAPZAPZAPZAP* Sonic jumps
off just in time, and grabs onto an electrical cord. Sonic swings on the cord dodging blades,
laser fire and lighting blasts.
**RRRIP!!* goes the cord.
**SNAP*** goes the cord.
The cord snaps! Sonic falls! A studio light falls on scratch! ***KRRRAAAHSSSS***
"HEH.... HEH.... HEH..... I/0 ERROR" goes scratch ***YAAAABOOOMMMM!!!*** scratch explodes.
A metal blade cuts off one of Sonic's spikes.
"YOU DIE!" screams Sonic.
Sonic spin dashes at Grounder. He gets hit in the arm by a metal blade.
"AAARRRRRRGGGGGG!!!!!!" goes sonic
Sonic gets mad, and throws a crystal at grounder. Grounder's head is made of cheap metal, so
when the crystal hits him, his head collapses. Grounder falls into Packbell. His hand/drill
drills into packbells torso.
"Hey man, get this thing outta me!" says Packbell. He rips apart Grounder and runs away.
Sonic runs to the energy crystal storage room. He uses the unlock-o-matic to open the door.
But when he goes in the room, he is shocked to find....
THAT NOT A SINGLE CRYSTAL IS THERE!
"Oh no!" says Sonic "Where'd they go?"
A robotic voice from a speaker says "NOW BOARDING, ENERGY CRYSTAL TRAIN TO ROBOTROPOLIS.
LEAVING IN 15 SECONDS."
Sonic runs really fast to the train. Packbell looks out the window of the train and says "ha
ha ha"
The train is leaving! *CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA*
Sonic jumps onto a ladder on the side of the train. Packbell shoots at sonic. Sonic dodges,
and hangs onto the ladder with 1 hand. He opens a window on the car that packbell isn't in
and climbs into it.
Sonic relaxes for 2 seconds. Then Packbell kicks down the door!
Packbell says "Ha ha, you won the fight back there but you will not stop the glorious crystal
revolution!"
"Sure I will, BOLT BRANE" says Sonic in reply.
Packbell shoots at sonic! SOnic runs around, up the walls and on the ceiling! He runs to the
next car! It's the dining car.
Snivley and the bots are there, eating some food. Sonic runs over the tables while packbell
blows up alot of stuff.
Sonic enters the next car, which contains lots of explosives.
"Hold it Packbell!" says Sonic "You can't shoot in here! Nyah nyah!"
"FOCK YOU SONIC!" says Packbell. He blasts a barrel of Hyperexplosive.
**KKKKRRRRRRRAAAAABBBBLLLLAAANNNNMMMMMMMMMMMMMddddd!!!!******
The explosion rips the car in two! Sonic is on one side, packbell is one the other.
"HAHAHAHHA!!!" says Packbell. "You can't stop us now! hahahhahahhhhAhHAHAHA!!!!"
Sonic does a running dash and leaps to the other side, and goes right over packbells head!
"GET BACK HERE!" says Pack
He chases sonic! Sonic runs back through the dining car.
*CRASH*
*SMASH*
Pardon me sir
*BORK*
*SNERT*
*BANG*
*BOOM*
hey watch'it
*MOO*
*OOF*
*ARG*
*OW*
scuse me
*BLAM*
*KRASH*
DRRROOONNEEE GET OUT OF MY SOUP
*BASH*
Sonic climbs out a window onto the roof of the train. Packbell follows.
Sonic ducks when the train gets to a tunnel. It clears the tunnel, he gets back up. Packbell
climbs out onto the roof.
"AHAHAHHHAA!!!" says Packbell. He blasts at sonic.
Sonic swings down onto a ladder on the side of the train. Packbell shoots at him. Sonic does
the speedy uppercut at Packbell!
"oof" goes Packbell. Sonic get back on top of the train. Packbell says "GrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRR"
*KRONK*
Sonic ducked just in time when the train got to the tunnel but Packbell didn't. Packbell fell
off the train.
SOnic climbs back in through the window and runs to the control car. He slices through the
door and is greeted by..
ENGINEER BOT!
Sonic battles the engineer bot! The bot attacks with a coal shovel. Sonic steals the bots
shovel and smashes the bot to bits with it.
"Too easy" says Sonic
JUST THEN
A gang of SWATbots enters the car.
One of the bots says, or drones rather "PREPARE TO FACE THE WRATH OF...SWAT-BOT #1! THE VERY
FIRST SWAT BOT!"
The SWATbot opens a door to the closet. A rusty old bot with a bucket for a head clanks out.
It falls over. *CLANK*
"NOOOOOOO!" say the other SWATbots. They throw themselves off the train.
"Now all I have to do is pull the brake lever." says Sonic "I'll just grab it like so, and
then pull in a downward fashion. On three. one...two..."
*THUMP*
***RRRIIPPP****
"***WWWAAAAAKKK!!!*"
*SMAASSHHHHH*
Gargoyle-bot rips through the roof of the train!
"RRRAAAARRRRG!!" goes the bot!
Sonic runs around the bot! The bot attacks with it's bladed wings!
*SLICE!*
the bots slices sonic!
"OW! paper cut!" yells sonic.
Sonic rolls around on the floor. The bot swings it's clawed hand at sonic, but sonic rolls out
of the way. He looks up at the navigational computer.
The screen flashes "DO NOT TURN LEFT"
Sonic gets up. The bot lunges at sonic, sonic ducks and the bot smashes head first into the
control panel!
"RRRG! GRRRG! GRRRK!" says the bot, trying to get it's hean un-stuck. Sonic turns the steering
wheel left. Then he opens the door and jumps out of the train.
The train makes a turn at the junction and hits a rickety old wooden track.
The train derails! It flys off the track, 30 feet into the air, hits the ground and explodes
in a mega-huge ecplosion! ***FFLLLLAKKKAAAMMNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!**** *BOOM!*
"Hmmm I must have made a wrong turn" says Sonic.
*^*^*^*^*^*^*
In Space.....
VVVROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!! SCCCRREEEEEEE!!!!
The Krokett-mobile is flying through an asteroid belt.
"YYAAAAAHHH!!!" says Ed "Lookout! LOOKOUT!!!!"
Dave kintobor steers the ship. He spins the steering wheel around. He makes a sharp turn just
barely avoiding an asteroid.
SSCCCRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!
"WWOOOOHOOOO!!!!" goes the Dave, "We're almost at Mobius, I'd better step on the gas!"
SSCREE VRROOOOMMM RRRRRRRRR VRROOOOMMMM
They exit the asteroid belt going about warp 467.
JUST THEN...
the screen flashes
*Incoming Commuinacation*
Edward hits the com-button. A SWAT-bot is onscreen.
"HEELO, THIS IS SWAT-BOT #7461941746375639 OF THE STARSHIP ROBOPRISE. YOU ARE ON A COLLISION
COURSE WITH OUR SHIP. WE REQUEST THAT YOU REMOVOE YOUR SHIP FROM THIS COURSE. THANK YOU, AND
ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR DAY IN THE MOBIUS STARSYSTEM"
Dave honks the horn and yells "GET OUTTA THE WAY!!!! GET OUTA THE WA*"
The two starships collide!
**KKRRAASHHHMASHHHHBASSHHHATRRASHHHHKABOOOMMMMOOOSKKKNOOBOOMMMMMM!!!***
Out of the fiery explosion, an escape pod falls down to Mobius!
*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
Ferret Planet
The Communications Center
FX Ferret arrives back at his post. He sits down at the desk.
"Ahh it's great to be back" he says.
FX Ferret checks the answering machine. No messages.
"Now I'll just wait until Sonic gets here. I'll pass the time by singing a little song. Dum
dee doo dah dee doo dum dah dee doo."
*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
Mobius
A grassy feild
Knuckles is standing in a huge pile of rock-rubble. He picks up a rock and examines it.
"Hmm....number #4526521. Now where's #4526522...here it is."
Knuckles glues the 2 rocks together.
"Hot dam, it's gonna take a long time to rebiuld this island." says he.
He looks to the sky and sees a plummeting escape pod. The pod streks through the sky and
smashes too the ground!
*thunk*
Edwar Berreca gets opens the door and looks outside.
The pod is surrounded by SWATbots.
"What's outside?" says Dave
"Let me put it this way" says Ed "A real bad reason to get up in the morning!"
*^*^*^*^*^*^*
Trailer-Mart
Bob Prower is buying a new trailer.
Uncle Bob says "This be a good trailer. Please air-deliver it to coordianates
(7243,429414,298491)"
*^*^*^*^*^*^*
Knothole Village
5 weeks later
Mid-spring
April 12
10:34 AM
It was a peaceful day in Knothole Village. The trees were growing and the leaves were leafing.
Rotor was in his lab inventing a new kind of sproket. Bunnie was researching crystals. Dulcy
was running into trees. Antoinne was jamming to Greenday.
And Sonic was bragging to a crowd of freedom fighters.
"Yo" said Sonic "I beat those bots and I beat them good. I was like on the train, and I fought
Packbell, and the train blew up! Hooray for a free Mobius!"
"clap. clap. clap. yaaaay!" went the crowd.
"Thank you, thank you, you're too kind" said Sonic.
Meanwhile, Sally was in her hut watching TV and drinking a mountain due.
(On TV)
Announcer-bot: We now return to The Amazing Snivley
(Snivley walks on-screen carrying a bunch of fruit.)
(Snivley balances an orange on the tip of his nose)
("Sabre Dance" plays in the background)
(Snivley spins the orange)
(applause)
(Snivley juggles some apples)
(mopre applause)
(Snivley throws a bannana)
(Snivley juggles grapefruits using his feet)
(The bannana boomerangs back a Snivley, and Snivley jumps over it)
(yaaay clap clap)
Robotnik: Yo nivley, c'mere
(Snivley walks off-screen)
Announcer-bot: We interrupt this episode of The Amazing Snivley to bring you an episode of the
Droning Robots Show!
Theme Song: It's the droning robots shooooow!
SWATbot: DRRRRROOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEE
SWATbot #2: DRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEE
Sally says "Hmm I wonder what is going on..."
*^*^*^*^*^*^*
Robotropolis
11:54 AM
Sally is sneaking around in Robotropolis.
CLANK CLANK CLANK
"Uh oh bots" says Sally
She hides behind a garbage can. When the bots leave sally climbs up a fire escape. She climbs
all the way up to the roof of the building.
Sally looks through the hi-tech view scope.
"hmmm" says Sally "The Death Egg is 5 km from this point. Now to calculate the wind velocity.
Huh whats that?"
Sally looks around and sees A FLOCK OF HOVERUNITS IS HEADED RIGHT FOR HER!
The Hoverunits are flying at top speed and cutting in front of each other.
"YAHOOO!" says one hoverunit piloting SWATbot, while doing a barrel roll "LET'S LOCK N' LOAD"
Sally waits.
"HEY HO LET'S GO!" drones a SWATbot.
The hoverunits are closing in. When they are just a few feet away from the building Sally
drops a Hyperexplosive grenade off the rooftop.
***BB:LLLLLLAAAAAKKKKKAAAAZZZXZXXXMMMMM!M!!!!!!!!***
The hoverunits are blasted down by a huge wall of flame! ***SSKKKKAABLLLOOOMMMM!!!***
*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
Robo-Building #23.2834 A
Some SWATbots are sitting around playing Pokemon on gameboy.
**KKRRAAASSHHHHH!!!***
A flaming hoverunit smashes through the window and blow up the bots in a huge explosion!!!
****BooM****
*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
Robotropolis
The Death Egg
Outside
Sally is using a rope to climb up the side of the death egg. She climbs up and up and up.
Upwards and upwards. Climb climb climb. The Scrap Brain Zone music plays in the background.
Sally climbs up to a window and looks inside. Some SWATbots are dancing and blasting out the
Scrap Brain Zone song on a huge stereo.
Sally climbs up some more. After climbing for a long time she looks in the top window.
Robotnik and Snivley are there. Sally listins to their conversation.
"HAHHAHHAHAHAHHAAA!!!" says Robotnik "HAHHA THis is my most evil plan yet HAHAHAHHAHA!!!"
"What is your plan sir?" asks Snivley.
"HA HA HA!" says Robotnik "My plan is ingeniuos yet EEEVVIILLL!!! HAHAHAHHAHHA!!!"
Robotnik continues "The mad scientist Dr. Wily has agreed to form a merger with The Robotnik
Corporation! Together we will crush the freedom fighters with the power of THE MOST ULTIMATE
FIGHTING BOTS IN THE UNIVERSE! HAHAHAHAHHA!!!"
"What's the catch?" askas Snivlet.
"We have to help Dr. Wily kill megaman. But that shouldn't be a problem, we'll just get him to
stand on some big spikes and he'll go *POOF!*"
"Hahahahahaha" laughed Snivley.
"Now Snivley, to the Robotnik Co. building! There's going to be a big ceremony, with cake and
stuff!" says Robotnik
"GGGAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSPPPP OH NO!" says Sally
"Did you just hear something?" says Snivley to Robotnik.
"I think it came from outside. Let's go check" says Robotnik. They walk to the window.
Sally despretaley tries to climb down but gets tangled in the rope.
Robotnik opens up the window. "What have we here" says Robotnik "It's princess Sally climbing
up the death egg again."
Robotnik pulls out a pair of hedgeclippers. Robotnik waggles his eyebrows. Then he cuts the
rope.
*SNIP*
"AAHHHHHHHH!!!" says the falling Sally.
"Heh heh heh" says Robotnik "Done like dinner!"
Sally pulls a cord on her backpack. A parachute opens! *FWOOSH*
"ARRRRGGGG!!!" says Robotnik "She must have remembered the time when she fell off the Death
Egg, and came prepared this time! D'oH d'OH d'oH d'oH!"
Robotnik hits the alram button and talks into the Intercom
"ATTENTION all bots! Kill SallY!"
Sally hits the ground and runs. Some bots stroll after her.
"YOU STUPID BOTS!! MOVE IT!!! ARRRGGG!!!!" yells robotnik.
Sally escapes to The Great Forest.
But Buzzbombers are chasing her!
BUUZZZZ BUZZZZZ BUZUUZZZZ!!!!
Buzz bombers fire STINGER MISSLES. SAlly jumps around, runs around rolls behind a bush and
jumps into the treehole.
She slides down the slide to Knothole! WHEEEEEEEE!!!!
Sallys comes out the other end of the slide and flies through the wall of Rotor's hut!
***CCRRRAAAAHHHHHH****
"Hi Rtor!" says Sally "Emergency meeting in 2 minutes!"
*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
The Great Jungle
Robo Prison
David Kintobor and Ed are sitting around in a cell.
"How are we gona get out of this one Dave?" saks Ed.
"I think i have an idea" says Dave
Dave turns his arm into a sawblade and saws through the bars. They escape the cell. But the
guard bot sees them! It sounds the alarm!
Dave picks up the machine gun that was lying around outside the cell and blows the bot away!
*RATATATATATATA BOOOOM!*
The SWATbot drones it's last words "URRRRG...BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME...*BEEEeeppp* IT...IS
NOW SAFE TO...TURN OF..YoUR .... COMPuuutooor......."
They run down the corridor, but the door is locked. David easily opens it with a DATASPEAR
MEGA-BLAST! *KAPOWIE*
But the opening of the door reveals tons and tons of SWATbots. Too make things worse the walls
are lined with laser cannons! They jump into the crowd of bots, Dave blasing away with his
machine gun. Finally they get through. There's 2 corridoors, bots swarming towards them in
every direction.
Then David sees a sign. It says "WARNING: Floor is slippery when wet"
Dave and Ed go down the hallway to the left where a janitor-bot is mopping the floor. Dave
slides down the corridoor, killing bots all the way.
"YEEAAAHHHOOO!!!" says David Kintobor. He slides underneath some bots and blasts them from
below. *RATATATTATATTA BALMO!*
"This way!" says Ed. They go into the shuttle bay. Dave punches through the windsheild of a
hoverunit and unlocks the door. They get in. But bots are storming the room! Dave quickly uses
his mechanical arm to hotwire the hoverunit amd they take off!
*WOOOSH!*
"We escaped WAHOO!" says Dave. Then Ed looks in the rear view mirror.
"LOOK OUT DAVIE!" sayd Ed "A huge BOT CRUISER IS RIGHT BEHIND US!! AHHHH!!!"
"Time for evasive manuvers!Q" says Dave.
The cruiser fires a missle! Dave flies under the missle! The cruiser fires antoher missle!
Dave flies under that one too!
"Watch out for the trees!" says Ed (yelling loudly)
The cruiser fires antoehr missle. Dave flies under it but they hit the trees!
*FWHASRFGWGRHGAHGRHA*
*BUMPITY THUMP THUMP BOOM*
They crash! But they're still alive! They run real fast!
The bot crusier surveys the wreckage and comes to the conclusion that the two escapees are
dead.
But they're not! They're running!
TO MAD EDDY'S!
*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Knothoele Village
The Secret Meeting Room
"Ok listen up people" says Sally "I've only got 2 seconds to explain the situation"
Then Sonic pulls out an electric guitar from under the table and says "I love you Sal, so I
wrote this way past cool song for you!"
"SONIC THERE'S NO TIME!!!" yells Sally.
Sonic sings:
Hanging 'round
in the hut
jamming by myself
and I've had too much caffine
from drinking mountain due
And there she was...
like spicy chili dog
yeah there she was....
like psychadelic frog
I smell cyber-seeeeex
yeah
who's that lounging
in my deeeesk
yeah
who's that casting ghgh mfmem stares in my direction
yeah momma this sure is waypastcool
yeah
yeah
yeah momma this sure is waypastcool
"AUWG!" says Sally "NOw thnks to Sonic, I don't have time to explain the mission! Just,
everybody go to the building in Grishonia City!"
Everybody leaves in a frenzy'd panic.
"Sonic!" says Rotor "Come to my lab to equip yourself with the latest peice of freedom fighter
war technologie!"
*^*^*^*^*^*
Grishonia City
The Robotnik Co. Building
A huge 5000 story building. Behold, in awe, the spectacle of the ROBOTNIK CO. BUILDING. The
pinnacle of robotic achievement!
In front of the building there is a huge Robotnik fountain. Gathered by this fountain is a
huge crowd of bots. The banners say "Robwily Incorporated"
A saucer thing lands in front of the crowd. Dr. Wily gets out.
Snivley is conducting the SWATbot orchastra, which has over 70 bots.
"Alright everybody" says Snivley "We're going to play 'The Music From The First Dr. Wily Stage
of Mega Man 2'"
Snivley taps his conductor's stick. "And a 1 and a 2 and a 1 2 3 4"
The bots play the song.
Meanwhile from behind some shrubbary, someone is spying on this super secret meeting.
It's Sonic, who is piloting the Freedom Fighters spy-copter (the first helicoper made entirely
of wood)
Sonic looks thru the spyscope. "Ah ha there they are" says him.
Bunnie, who is co-piloting, says "Yess'm, ah see them thar bots. And heck y'all, there all is
alot of bots down yonder. Why, some of em is Metal Man, and some of em is Fire Man, and some
of em is Napalm man, and some of em is Needle Man and some of em is..."
"Arrrg!" says Sonic, covering his ears.
"And heck all y'all, some of em aren't even bots at all! Now heck, Sonic" says Bunnie
"Sonic....y'all.....Sonic.....sonic? Y'all might want to put y'ar dem hands back on yonder
steering wheel"
*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
Same Location
Packbell says "We are gathered here today to celebrate the merger of two really great
companies. They are great. Let me tell you. They sure are great."
"Hurrah!" says the crowd of bots.
Dr. Wily is about to sign the contract and...
He signs the first letter of his name...
then the second letter..
and the third...
fourt***KKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAMMMMMMM!!!!*****
A helicopter smashes into the Robotnik building! Firey explosion! The blade flies off and cuts
off some of Dr. Wily's hair.
"BAH!" says Dr. Wily "YOu can forget about this merger! This is the most unsafe peice of
unsafety I have ever seen in all my years of being an evil doctor! You should be ashamed!"
Dr. Wily gets into his saucer and flies away.
Dr. Robotnik growls "grrrrr.....that hedgehog is very bad for business!"
"Snivley, Packbell, Grounder, Scratch! Attack mode NOW!"
Snivley jumps in the air! Packbell loads his mega-shotgun! Grounder arms the blade cutter!
Scratch spins around and says "Arrr!"
Robotnik sounds the alrm!
(((WHHOOOOO--OOOOOOHHHOOOOOOOO)))
Bots got into CraZy-AtTaCk mode!
SWATbot tanks fly over a speed bump and WALLOP into the ground!
Robotnik dashes in the front door, jumping over fiery wreckage!
"I kill the hedgehog!" says Robotnik.
Sonic and bunie are standing around by a coffee machine.
"yo yo" says Sonic.
JUST THEN A YO-YO BLADE SLICES THROUGH THE COFFEE MANCHINE ***********SMMMAAAAAJJHHH*****
"Ahhhh! yo yo!!!" yells sonic
Robotni kreels his yoyo blade back in.
"I kikll you next time!" says The Doctor.
Sonic and Bunnie run away.
The rest of the freedom fighters walk over Robotnik.
"ARRRRRGGGG!!!!" yells 'botnik. "TO the control room badniks! Let's go!"
*^*^*^*^*^*^*
Floor 15
Sonic is running around an office fighting office-bots. He hits one of them with a keyboard!
***QWERTY!!!!***
Bunnie punches a swatbot! "OOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! y'all....hmm I all forgot i wuz robotnickzide!"
"DUUUUUUUUHHHhhhHHhh" insults Geoffy St. John.
Geoffrry gets hit by a printer. He's down!
Sonic and the rest of the freedom fighters are surrounded by bots. With the exception of
Sally, who ran away.
"Uh oh dudes" says Sonic "Looks like we won't be getting out of this one."
"Oh well that's a real positive attitude" says Tails sarcastically.
"HA HA HA!!!" drone the bots.
The bots beat up the good guys.
pow
boom
kick
smak
yow
klang
yeowch
oof
arrg
IS THIS THE END OF OUR TRUE BLUE HERO?
*^*^*^*^*^*^*
Floor 5000
Control room
"Hahahah" says Robotnik.
"Why are you always laughing?" asks Snivley.
"I just find alot of things funny" says Robotnik "One of them being the fact that the freedom
fighters are dead."
"hahahahaha" laughs snivley
"Indeed" says Robotnik
*^*^*^*^*^*^*
Floor 15
"NoooOOOoo.....gUUuurrrGGG" grones Sonic.
One bot picks up an aluminum baseball bat "I BEAT ON YOU GOOD WITH THIS" drones the bot.
The bot is about to smack sonic upside the head when.
KASMASHO!
Somebody blasted right into the room!
It's....
Chrono Trigger's LUCCA!
"Hi there. I'm Lucca from Chrono Trigger." says Lucca
"Plleased to meat you" says the near dead hedgehog.
"My new interdimensional travel deivce seems to have taken me to this stange planet filled
with evil robots." says Lucca
Lucca shoots the bots.
"yaaaaay!" cheer the freedom fighters.
"Hi there. My name's Hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog" says Sonic "Let us tell you the story of
mobius"
*^*^*^*^*^*^*
2 hours later
Sonic finished explaining the story of mobius to Lucca.
"And then we blew up the death egg! KABLAMO!" said Sonic.
"Wow" she says "That story was kind of OK i guess."
Uncle Chuck says "And if you liked that stick around for the seventh part of our story! It's
excitin' bot fightin' Mobius savin' action! reccomend it to a friend!"
Rotor says "Do you like robots?"
"YEs, in fact I am a robot science engineer" says Lucca.
"Yeah I like robots. Watch this" says Rotor. He starts dismantaling a SWATbot.
*^*^*^*^*^*
3 hours later
Rotor pulls a chip out of the bot.
"I can use this chip in the vending machine back in Knothole." says Rotor. "Bet you can't do
that"
Lucca starts tinkering with the bots.
*^*^*^*^*^*^*
5 hours later
Lucca pushes the red button on the control panel.
*BZZRRRP*
The bots get up. They start dancing to a funky rap beat.
"Yo yo wassup we're the rapping robots. Wooorrrdd. Word up, word down, word all around to mah
robo-G's. BEEP BOP BOO BOP SHOOBY DOO WOP"
"Neat!" says Tails.
"Thanks for reprograming the SWATbots for us Lucca. Now we have to go fight Robotnik!" says
Sonic
Lucca says "I have get to the control room to find the gate that goes back to my dimension.
Let's split up. I'll go left, you go right."
*^*^*^*^*^*^*
Control Room
(phew! this is a long story!)
Robotnik and Snivley are sitting around the control panle.
Lucca walks into the room.
"Hey you!" says Robotnik "You were aiding the freedom fighters! SWATbots......GET HER!!!!!!"
The SWATbots dance into the room.
"SWATbots...ATTACK!" says Robotnik.
The bots keep dancing.
Robotnik says "WHy you....You...YOU...YOOUUUUU.....hey....I like this.....It is kind of.......
funky"
Robotnik and Snivley dance to the beat.
Lucca quickly escapes the fanfic.
"Yo Sniv man!" says Robotnik (dancing)
"What?" says Snivley (dancing)
"Let's funk on down to the basement" says Robotnik "Just follow my groove"
They dance some more.
*^*^*^*^*^*^*
Floor 4273
Sonic is walking along minding his own business. Just then some bots jump out of nowhere!
It's Grounder, Scratch and Packbell.
"Huh huh, we attack" says Grounder, jumping towards Sonic. Sonic ducks and Grounder flys out
the windown.
Next up is Scratch. He jumps at sonic. Sonic sidesteps and Scratch flys out the window too.
"Impressive." says Packbell "But you won't defeat my robo-power!"
Packbell runs out of the room. Sonic hears **FERWOOSH.....CLANGO!***
Packbell re-enters the rom and he has merged with TankBot to create TANK-BELL!
"HHAHAHHAHHA!!!" yells Tank-bell.
Sonic does a spin dash but gets hit with a robo-fist! *POWF*
Tank-bell launces a volley of missles at Sonic. Sonic inches around dodging them. Then Sonic
has an idea. He thinks "The oldest trick in the book always works!"
Sonic runs up the wall. Tank-bell revs up it's engine and chrages the wall at FULL-SPEED!
Sonic jumps out of the way and TANK-BELL FLYS OUT THE WINDOW!
"AHHhhhh! No!" says Tank-Bell.
"Yo Tank-Bell" says Sonic "Soon you will look like flat TACO-bell! Har har!"
Tails, Bunnie and Rotor walk into the room. "Hey Sonic, did we miss anything?" asked Tails.
"Just an action-packed battle with a powerful new robot!" says Sonic
"aw nuts" says Tails.
*^*^*^*^*^*^*
Floor B
(B is for basement)
"DUUUuUUUUUuuUHHHHHHH" insults Geoffry St. John
Hey, no talking during the scene titles!
Robotnik and Snivley and the dancing bots are in the main pipe room.
Robotnik says "Now Snivley listen as I explain what we are about to do. You will hand me the
world's smallest wrench. I will use that wrech to unscrew the world's smallest screw. That
will cause the pipe valve to open and flood the building with water. That'll get rid of Sonic
and friends. Or should I say 'Soggy-Sonic and his super-sogged friends' hahahahahahaha"
"But sir!" says Snivley "All our carpets will be ruined."
"There's no time to argue about schemantics Snivley." says Robotnik "Now hand me that wrench
before I have to beat your head in real good! Hardy har har!"
Snivley gives Robotnik the wrench.
(unscrew unscrew unscrew)
"OK Snivley...." says Robotnik "Now we had better run real fast before the water wave gets
us!"
*WOOOOSSSHHH*
water wave!
Robotnik surfs a swatbot! "Cowabunga doodes! Like, G'narly. HhuHUh, woooahh dude!"
Meanwhile Snivley gets into the Sniv-sub.
*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
Outside
Dulcy bumps into a statue and says "Duuuhhh....me no wanna do homework."
*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
Floor 94832
Sonic and Tails are standing around. Suddenly, all of the sudden Captain Picard beams into the
room!
Picard hands Sonic a peice of paper. It says "Read STAR TREK: The Borg With the Golden Gun"
Tails says "I think we should read that amazing new fanfic!"
Sonic says "I way past agree with you small-bro."
just then a gian wave of water floods the room. *SPLAsH*
"glub glub dude" says Sonic (underwater)
Uh no! SCUBA-bots!
Sonic torpedo dashes them. *BLAM BLAM*
they swim to the surface. *VROOOOOM*
It's Rotor!
"It's a good thing i brouigh my inflatable boat !" says Rotor
They get into the boat.
"HAHAHAHAHA"
huh!?
SNIVLEY!
"You're mione, freedom fighters!" says Snivley.
*^*^*^*^*^*^*
The Top Floor
Sally is running away from the giant wave of water that's chasing her. *FWOOSH!*
"AHHH!" says Sally.
underwater, sally swallows some of the water.
"waitaminute" thinks sally "This doesn't taste like water. it tastes like.....LIQUID
HYPEREXPLOSIVE!"
She opens the door and is on the roof!
But Air Man is there! He fires a tornado wind at sally. Sally dodges.
*^*^*^*^*^*^*
Meanwhile, SOnic and pals.....
Snivley fires a torpedo at the boat. It hits and....
*BOOM*
firy explosion!
just then all the liquid hyperexplosive in the building goes....
***BLAMDHWSFUWBHKJALJKKLAKLCKLJAJKLVBJKLKJDQAAAMMMM!!!!***************
the boat is fired out the window!
"AHHHHH" say the freedom fighters.
*^*^*^*^*^*^*
The Roof
Sally looks down below. The entire building is exploding. She jumps off the roof just before
the whole building goes
***BBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM****
"arrrg!" goes air man
Sally, flying through the air, sees the boat, also falling. Sally falls as fast as she can.
She climbs into the boat!
"Yo Sal you made it!" says Sonic
The boat lands in a fountain. *SSPPPLLAASHHH!!!!*
"Wow!" says Sonic "What a mega-cool explosion!"
"We have defeated Robotnik once again" says Sally "Three cheers for a free mobius!"
Commander Keen commends the freedom fighters by giving them a thumbs-up.
The battle is over for now but when..and where..and how will Robotnik return? Those question
remain unanswered as the heros walk off into the sunset.
Greenday sings "It's something unpredictable, but in the end is right, i hope you had the time
of your life"
*^*^*^*^*^*^*
But wait!
That can't be the end of the story! What happened to David Kintobor and Mad Eddy and all those
copies of SMAK?
Let's find out......
*^*^*^*^*^*^*
Knothole Villiage
It is a shiny new day in Knothole village. All the stuff is going on, etc.
Sonic is sitting around doing nothing inparticular. He decides to buy a chili dog. He walks
over to the vending machine, puts in his quarters and....
SUDDENLY THE VENDING MACHINE ATTACKS!
Sonic dodges a clark bar, and quickly spin dashes the machine in half.
Sonic then goes to Rotors hut and says "Yo ROte, don't put SWAT chips in the vending machine
any more"
"Ok" says Rotor, doing an OK sign with his left hand.
*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
1 week and 7 days later
Sally is looking for Sonic.
"Where could that hedgehog be?" she thinks.
"Ah ha, he must be at Bunnie's casino" she thinks.
*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
Bunnies Casino
Sonic, Rotor, Tails, and some extra, "background" characters are shooting craps.
Sonic puts 5 chili dogs and a mountain due on the pass line.
"C'mon Rotor, roll that 8!" says Sonic
Rotor shakes the dice.
Just then Sally bursts though the Casino's doors!
Rotor say "Agck"
Rotor throws the dice!
7!!!
"You lose Sonic" says Tails.
"Yo sal" says Sonic "You just made me lose my lunch!"
"Sonic, did you break the vending machine?" asks Sally
"Um, no" says Sonic.
"Sooonic..." says Sally
"I said no!" says SOnic
"SONIC!" says Sally
"No way!" says Sonic
"STOp LYniNG!" says Sal
"Ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok I did it." says Sonic.
"We're taking this to Mad Eddy's to get it fixed. Come along Sonic." says Sally
"Me too!" says Tails.
"But tails it's dangero.." says Sally
"Me TOOOOOOO!" says Rotor
"I wanna go to" says Dulcy, running into a slot machine. "OOof! Arrrrg I dOn'T wanna do
homeworrrk"
"all right, all right, sheeeeeessssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh" says Sally, walking out the doors, with
all the freedom fihgters trailing behind her.
*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
Outside Mad Eddy's
Ed and Dave are standing around outside.
"Ok here's the plan." says Dave "We sneak in the back, steal the merchandise, and get out
before we get caught"
"Sounds like a plan Dave!" says Edward.
They sneak around to the back door. Dave opens it using a "Lock Pickin' (tm)" attatchment from
his arm.
They are in the stock room. Ed starts humming the Mission Impossible theme.
*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
Inside Mad Eddy's
Eddy: BWA HA!
Ralph: WOO HOO!
Robotnik and Snivley walk in.
"Those dancing SWATbots were fun for a while" says Robotnik "But they're not very productive.
All they do is dance dance dance. The nuclear reactors aren't being monitored and if we don't
hurry up and buy some new chips, there's going to be a massive nuclear explosion in
robotropolis. AGAIN."
"Less talk, more buy" says Snivley.
Eddy: I think I hear the mission impossible theme!
Ralph: Then there is only one possible conclusion...
Eddy: I think so
Ralph: and that is....
Eddy&Ralph: Theivin' bandits in the stock room!
They rush down the stairs to the stock room.
Robotnik says "Quickly Snivley! Now is our opportunity for the great triumph of the Robotnik
empire! Shove as much stuff into your pockets as you possibly can!"
*^*^*^*^*^*^*
Stock Room
Eddy: HALT THEIF!
David trips and knocks over a shelf of Poke balls.
Edward dives behind the monolith from 2001: A space odessy.
Ralph: You theives! Prepare to do battle!
Ralph launches into a M. Bison torpedo, while Eddy does a Shoyrouken.
Dave: oof
Ed: Ow ow
Eddy picks up a Poke ball and throws it.
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
"Pika Pi?"
"Pikachu, thundershock, now!"
"PiikaaacHHHUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everybody is zapped by a 20,000 gigawatt blast of electricity.
When the smoke clears they get up.
Eddy: All right punks, what's the big idea? You think shoplifting is cool or something? Well
you're just not cool! Ok, you got it? I can't stress that point enough. THose dudes in the
"Cool Club" say they're cool, and you probably want to get into their club. After all they
have the biggest treehouse on the block. But breaking the law is seriously UN-cool. You just
blew it, and now you're going to pay.
Ed: But wait, we can explain!
Eddy: I don't know what your malfunction is, but you can think about it IN JAIL!
Dave: Hey, this isn't Need For Speed III.
Eddy: SHUT YO MOUTH!
Dave: Now wait just a phrackin' minute! What right do you have to just send me to jail without
even hearing my side of the story?!?!?!?!?!? now what i did was probably a mistake. And we all
make mistakes sometimes. SMAK was a mistake for me, and I destoyed every remaining copy of it
3 years ago. But some people just don't want to let me forget it. I'm not like that anymore,
man! People change man! Can't we all just....get along?
Eddy: (sniff) great speach! Bravo! (clapcalpclap)
Dave: I guess I'll just take all those copies of SMAK and dispose of them in the dumpster
outside...
Eddy: Wait a minute! I have a bottom line you know! You gotta pay for stuff when you buy it.
Dave: Ok how much?
Eddy: 4 billion dollars
Dave: Arrrrg...ok just a minute. (dave gets out his wallet)
(voices from upstairs)
RIIIIIIIIIICOOOOOOOLLLAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Sonic, shut up!
Eddy: Customers! We gotta go up there Ralph. You too, theiving scum. BWhahahahhahah
WOOOHOOOO!!!!
*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
Mad Eddy's
Sonic is running around the store, jumping off the walls, ceiling, and then hanging from a
ceiling fan before diving in a clothes rack. The blue dude with a tude (in other words, Sonic)
rolled along the ground an ran...
RIGHT INTO...
Robotnik's foot!
"Buttnik?" said Sonic
"HEDGEHOOOOOG!?!??!?!" said Robotnik
Sonic runs away screaming "AHHH!! Sally! Robotnik's here!"
"Soooo...." says Robotnik
"SOOOO what?!" says Snivley "C'mon...tell me...Telll meeeee....I wanna KNOOOOOOOOWWWWWW"
"I WASN'T FINISHED TALKING YET!" said one angry Robotnik
"Oh" says Snivley.
"Soooo" says Robotnik "The hedgehog and his friends are here. Revenge shall be ours tonight
Snivley! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Robotnik runs towards the door. He swings it opens, turns around, with his cape blowing in the
wind, he raises his hand to the sky, lighning flashes, and Robotnik says "To the parking lot
Snivley!"
"Righto mate" says Snivley.
*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
Still Mad Eddy's
Sonic runs into Sally. He jumps up and down screaming "SAAAL! IT's RObotnik! He's baaaack and
he's EEEEEEVVIIILLL we gotta stop him he's gonna KILL US AHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Sally says "Get off me Sonic!"
Eddy: What's wrong with that blue pincushion of yours?
Sally says "He gets kind of hyper when he drinks mountain due"
Sally says "Robotnik is NOT HERE! He is DEAD!"
Sonic says "But Sallleeeeeee when you say he's dead he's not dead and we fight him and fight
him and fight him"
"SONIC!" sally says "For the last time.. ROBOTNIK........... IS........
NOT...........................................................................................
............................... HERE!"
*whiiirrr*
****KKKKKRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIOOOSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!***
The biggest laser blast anyone has ever seen totally destorys the front of Mad Eddy's!
Eddy: HOLY FOCK!
A huge shadow is cast. Everyone looks in horror as they see a giant metallic Robotnik head
hovering around.
Robotnik: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! You're in for it this time FreeDUMB fighters! HA HA! Meet the
ultimate in war technology, THE INVINCIBLE DESTORYER!
Sonic says "Yo, I don't think SO! A few spin dashes will take care of that faster that you can
say "Jam jam penut butter and jam juice time speeddeeder!"
Sonic revs up his spin dash!
Sally says "Sonic, be careful!"
Sonic replies "Yo Sal, when was the last time I was careful?"
"Never, I guess" says Sally
"Yo Sal, I love you with all my true blue hedgehog heart, and if I don't make it, i just want
you to know, that I LOVE YOU FORVER SAL! I always liked you better than Amy Rose! Goodbye
Sally, see you whenever the next time shall be and**"
**KRAAAAABLAAAMM!!!**
SOnic just got nuked by a hyper-laser!
Robotnik: HAHAHAHAHA! You suck, Sonic!
Sonic gets up and shakes it off.
"Robotnik.." says Sonic through clenched teeth "That's the last straw! Now you DIE!!! NO
MERCYYYYYY!!!!! YAAAUUUGHHH!!!!!"
Sonic revs up for a spin dash, grabs a power ring and absorbs it's energy
***WWWHIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR***
"I feel the need for speed, keed!" shouts Sonic.
Samuel Keed says "Who the bloody 'ell are you?"
Robotnik fires a sidewinder missle at sonic.
*KABOOM*
Sonic is launched! He goes flying out into the parking lot, where he lands head first on the
concrete!
<KLONK>
Sonic: OOof...ARrRRrrgGG....HEeLLpp MEEEeeeee......
Tails flys at the machine!
Tails: Yo Buttnickski! Nobody kills my best friend and gets away with it!
Tails does a flying fire-tail spin!
Robotnik blasts him down with an ice cannon!
Frozen Tails falls to the ground and shatters!
Bunnie: OH MAH FREAKIN STARS! Somebody get the little hoss some medical attent'nun! Hurry up
now, ya hear?
Bookshire: I'll save him!
Bookshire rushes in to the rescue! He gets SMASHED by a flying metal fist!
Rotor: Yo!
The machine lands on top of rotor.
Dulcy runs into the side of the machine *SMACK*
Robotnik proceeds to blast Dulcy with a flamethrower blast blast
Sally, Bunnie and Dr. Quack jump at the machine!
Sally: The House of Acorn fights with the power of Mobius!
Bunnie: You heck all is gonna get beat on by MUH!
Dr Quack: DIEEEE QUUUUUUACCCCCKKKKKKK QUUUUUUUAAAAACKKK WWUUUUAACCCKKK QUUACCCKKKK!!!
Robotnik shoots them down with anti-aircraft missles.
*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
The Cockpit of the INVINCIBLE DESTORYER
Robotnik: I am unbeatable! Nothing can defeat this machine!
Snivley: That's why it's called the INVINCIBLE destroyer
Robotnik: Yes! YES INDEED!
Robotnik&Snivley: Hhahahahahahahhaha! HAhahahaha ho HO HO HO HO HO!!!!
Robotnik pulls a lever and blows up Antoinne with a SCUD missle
Antoinne: Zacre BlEuh SHHHEEEEEEZZZZZZZZEEEE!!!!
*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
Parking Lot
Complete anarchy ensues as the battle continues.
David gonterman jumps out armed with a SUPER-SHOTGUN!
Robntik shoots him down anyways.
Robotnik: Take that son!
Eddy: Yo! You! The lard man! You can't just wreck my store like that!
Robotnik blows up the rest of the store with a Psyko-Plasmic MEGABOMB!
He blows up Mad Eddy and Ralph by launching hyperexplosive grenades at them. Then Robotnik
fires laser blasts all over the place, taking out the remaining freedom fighters.
THE INVINCIBLE DESTORYER hovers over the remains of the freedom fighters.
Robotnik: HA HA HA hAAAA HAAAAA! I woN! HAHAHHHAA! I AM RULER OF MOBIUS! NO ONE SHALL QUESTION
MY RULE NOW!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Well I guess that's the end of the fanfic and I WON!
MUWHAHAHAHAHA!!! ...huh??!
Sonic slowly pulls himself to his feet.
Sonic: Come on botnik..LET'S RUMBLE
Robotnik: Ok. HA HA HA!! MEASLY RODENT! EAT THIS!!
Robotnik fires a nuclear warhead at Sonic!
Sonic ducks, and the warhead blows up a garbage can behind him!
***FOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM****
An aluminum can flys out and hits sonic in the head
<KLANG>
Sonic falls down, unconscious!
Robonik charges up the laser cannons.
Robotnik: And now...THE FINAL CHAPTER....in the life....of....SONIC! HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!
WOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEEEEE!!! HARHAHRAHRAHRA!!!!
*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
In the sky
The Trailer-Mart air delivery helicopter is flying through the air. It is carrying Uncle Bob's
new trailer to it's destination. The helicopter's winch is hooked on to the front bumper of
the trailer.
*KACHEW*
Suddenly, and without ANY WARNING AT ALL, the winch cable is severed by a stray laser blast
from below! The trailer falls like a rock!
(inside the trailer)
Uncle Bob says "huh?"
*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
Parking Lot
THE INVINCIBLE DESTROYER is hovering around in victory circles.
Robotnik: HAHHAHAHAH! We beat them We beat them!
Snivley: We are the greatest!
Robotnik pours some champagne.
Robotnik: A toast! To an enslaved Mobius!
Snivley: To an ennn..YAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Robotnik: Snivley, it's pronounced like this...EN-SAL-VAVED
Snivley points upwards. Robotnik looks up and sees a trailer falling down towards them.
Robotnik: Aw jeez man!
The trailer crushes the invincible destoryer!
**KKKRRRUUUNNNNNNNCCCCHHHHHHHHH**
The propane tanks on the trailer explode!
**KKKKKKKFOSAAAJFHCFJSKLLSAUERIWIOQ*#@(((@OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!*****
Uncle Bob climbs out of the burning wreckage. He sees his trailer totally destroyed and can
only think of one thing to say....
"FOCK YE!"
Sonic gets up and says "Uncle Bob! You saved the day!"
Tails says "Hooray for my Uncle! Uncle Bob prower!"
The crowd says "YAAAAAAY!!!"
Sally "Hooray! You are the hero of the day Bob!"
Bunnie: Y'all your just the greatest trailer-fox in the history of trailer foxes dare ah say
it! MAH stars you is amazin' Uncle Bob!
Dr Quack: QQUUUUACCCKKK BOB YAY QUUACCKKK!!!
Eddy: BWAA WOO WOO WOO WOO WOOOOOHAAAA!!!!
David Kintobor: Yes! Yahoo!
Edward Berrecca: Allright DuuUUUuoooUUUDDDEEE!!!
Everyone: HOORAY!
Sonic: LEt's all say hooray!
The phone rings
Sonic picks it up "Hello?"
FX Ferret says "Hooray!"
Sonic: Yo, FX!
FX: Yo Sonic, I'm coming back to mobius to celebrate the victory over Robotnik!
Crowd: YAAAAY!!!
Vision shows up and breaks out the PEZ.
That night at Knothole villiage, the biggest celebration in the history of mobius takes place.
Singing, dancing, PEZ, lots of chili dogs, and a great time is had by all.
Sonic says "THis sure is past cool! RIght, uncle bob?"
Bob says "ME TRAILER! ME BRAND NEW TRAILER! Nooooooooo!"
Everyone laughs.
*^*^*^*^*^*^*
THE END
*^*^*^*^*^*^*
JSolano199
offline though...
Jose Solano
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-Mach Hedgehog
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Mach,
Rymes with "Smock"
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>From: sonic...@yahoo.com
>Date: 1/16/99 6:13 PM Eastern Standard Time
It is just me or did this seem slightly higher quality than the others...? If
you can call the others "quality" that is...
--Ali, who can't wait for the MISTings
alexg...@my-dejanews.com
>(snip)
>
>Erf... kill me now, or at least knock me into a one-year coma to get over it. :P
>Dang, didn't it say that SFR 6 was 'The Final Chapter!'? Well, anyway, the fic
>has improved... not a whole lot, but just a teeeeeeeeny-weeny bit.
>D'oh, I wanted to MST it... ah well, someone beat me to it. (I tried 'Alien
>Attack' but it gave me so much indigestion.)
>I gotta go now, after seeing one fic like this, it makes me wanna get a
>Tylenol or something.
>
>Later,
>Alex Gariepy
>
>"I am so smart. I am so smart. S-m-r-t, I mean s-m-a-r-t." -- Homer Simpson
>
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SONIC FAN wrote:
> Hey hey hey. Welcome to what I hope will be my masterpeice fanfic. Or at least the most masterpeiceful one until I write another fanfic. "huh?" you say. Nevermind. Time to start the fic, but first, of course the....
> LEGAL STUFF
YES!!! I have been waiting for this! I am going to MST the...er...um...the something out of this.
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GrnAshura wrote:
Oops, I hadn't read the other two messages of people MSTing this, maybe
I should just let everyone else do the work....but...I suppose it might
be fun....
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the tune (or atleast, the tune the way I remember it)....here it goes....
One day Dr. Forrester,
went to go online,
He read something by Sonic Fan,
And a thought came just in time!
"I'll send this book up to some 'friends',
Who I don't really like (lalalala),
Now I must go tell them of it,
But where did I put the mike?"
He used his two way radio,
To tell his 'friends' in space,
How Sonic Fan's story would hurt their eyes,
more than a can of mace.......
ROBOT ROLL CALL
Cambot(your on)
Gypsy
Tom Servo
Croooooooooooow
If you wonder what their pension is,
And what they pay for tax,
Forget 'bout their financial state; you really should just relax!
For Mystery Sonic Fan Theater 3000.
(After Pearl Forrester has taken over the operation.....)
(In Castle Forrester)
Pearl: Hey, Mike.....
(On SOL [Satalite of Love])
Mike: (looks up from the table) Oh, um, what Pearl?
Pearl: I was thinking....
Mike: Hey, Pearl, could we do this some other time (closes his eyes, and sighs)
Pearl: Listen to me, Mike!
Mike: Ummm....ohh.... uh, what?
Pearl: What is going on there up there?!
Mike: hmmm? Oh, nothing.
Pearl: Don't make me come up there young man!
Mike: What? Geeze, can't I try out my new hand cream without somebody jumping all over me?!
Pearl: Oh, I'm sorry, Mike....I thought....
Crow: (walks into scene) Oh, yuck, Mike! What is that stuff you're putting on your hands....*gag*.
*pause*
Pearl: So, anyway, Mike.....
Tom Servo: (walks into scene) Hey, crow look at this! (he is holding some strange object in his hand, he and crow disappear behind the counter top with it, mumbling incoherently).
Pearl: ALRIGHT! THAT DOES IT!!!! (Sweetly) You know, Mike, I was just about to tell you that I thought it was time for you to go back home, rejoin your family....have some fun. BUT NO!!! You just had to keep
interrupting me!! Well, just for that, I'm giving you the worst possible thing I can find!
Mike: You don't mean.....
Pearl: Yes, I do! Sonic Fights Robotnik.
Mike: Oh, is that all, it wasn't that b....
Pearl: (cuts him off in mid word) 7!
Mike: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom and Crow appear back above the table
Crow: Geeze, Mike, could you keep it down a little?
Tom: Yeah, Geeze, Mike.
Mike: Guys....come with me to the library, I'll explain on the way.
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SONIC FAN wrote:
Tom: Ooohh, not again!
> Hey hey hey. Welcome to what I hope will be my masterpeice fanfic. Or at least the most masterpeiceful one until I write another fanfic. "huh?" you say. Nevermind. Time to start the fic, but first, of course the....
> LEGAL STUFF
> -----------
Crow: So he wasn't satisfied leaving us with the so called "final chapter", but had to write another?
> Time for, of course the LEGAL STUFF. Let's start off by saying Sonic is copyright SEGA and
> archie comics.
Tom: (as Sonic Fan) But don't quote me on that.
> The other sonic characters are copyright archie, fanfic characters like
> Packbell
Mike: Doesn't he own a computer company?Crow: (softly) hehe, not funny, Mike?
Mike: (mumbling) Well, I think it's pretty good.....
> and FX ferret are copyright their owners. Packbell copyright David Pistone.
Crow: (with cave man voice) Windows copyright Bill Gates!
> The
> portrayel of these characters in this story does not necessarily reflect their true character.
Tom: So if I have offended any Mobians while writing this, please E-mail me.
> Other things like mountain due,
Crow: It's dew. DEW! Get it right already!
> pee-wee herman, greenday, tina turner songs, other songs and
> in fact any song you see in this story is DEFINITELY NOT a copyright of SONIC FAN
Mike: He'd have to gain another 20 IQ points just to make the words rhyme.
> and is,
> instead copyright their respective owners. In other words, SONIC FAN does not mean to imply
> ownership of ANYTHING or ANY CHARACTERS or ANY PART of the following story. Since SONIC FAN
Crow: Who do you think you are? Bob Dole? Stop talking about yourself in the 3rd person.
Mike: I take it your not a republican, Crow?
Crow: I used to be.
Tom: (sarcasticaly) Then Bill Clinton came into office, right?
> doesn't own any copyrights to this story and, doesn't even own the story, technically, you can
> do what ever you want with this story. Just don't try to sell it for money.
Crow: Just don't try to buy it for money.
> -----------
> END OF LEGAL STUFF
>
> Now letts get onto teh strory!
>
> BUT FIRST
> The....
> PREVIEWS
Tom: For what? The story?
>
>
> ----------
> Looking for a little peace and quite?
> ***KKKABBBLLAMMMOOOOOO!!!!!!***
Tom: Yes, next time you're looking for peace and quiet, visit **KKKABBBLLAMMMOOO!!!!!***And yes, that's with 3 exclamation points.
> Dint think so
Mike: Huh?
> Celine Dion Singing: Sooonic the hedgehog
Crow: Where?
> He fights
> ROOOBOTNIK
> and fights him GOOD
Mike: Oh, no, Sonic Fan has just reverted to the neandrethal stage that...
Crow: (finishing his sentance)He just came out of yesterday?
Tom: *chuckles*
> trumpets: (waah wwwaahhhh waaaaahhh waaahhh)
> He fights him reeeally goooood
Tom: Ok, you said that, can we get on to whatever meager scraps of a plot you've decided to toss at us?
> SONIC
> Fights Robotnik!
> (wwaaaah waaaah waah)
> ROOOOBOOOOOTNIIIKKKKK
Crow: Wait a second.....Robotnik, or ROOOBOOOOOTMIIIKKKKK
> (waaahh waaaaaaaah)
Mike: I think it's time for his milk.
> He fights him so goooooood!!!
Tom: Enough already! While we still have our sanity......
> (wwaaaaahh waaah waaah waaaah waaaaaaaaah)
> FIGHTING ROBOTNIK AND FIGHTING HIM GOOD
> THAT IS WHAT SONIC DOOOOOEEEESSS
> (clips from Sonic fights Robotnik stories)
> (Sonic spin dashes 1000000 swat bots)
> (Sonic blow up the death egg)
Crow/Mike/Tom: *Yawn* *Cough* (skwirm around)
> (Rotor falls through the roof of the hut)
Crow: You know, I think I'm beginning to see a pattern.
> (Sonic snowboards down a mountain being chased by swatbots)
Mike: So why is the mountain being chased by SWATbots.Tom: Good one mike!....sort of...
Crow: atleast HE got the capitolization correct.
> (Sonic freezes Dr. Quack with the anti-mega-gem)
Crow: This must be something new.....
> (Sonic drives a golf cart through the mall)
Mike: That was almost, almost kind of funny.
Tom: You should be talking.
> (Sonic flys a jet through a building)
> (Sonic eats a chili dog)
Crow: Are these two seperate people, or did you just forget how to use contractions?
Mike: I think he's going for the "See Spot" type books.
Tom: See Spot. See Spot run. See spot run away....(continues speaking)
Mike: (to crow) That is one sad little man.
> The
> SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK SERIES
> [[[[[[]]]]]
Crow: Allright. More [[[[[[]]]]]s
> Sonic Fights Robotnik
> Sonic Fights Robotnik 2: The Next Battle
> Sonic Fights Robotnik 3: Too Fast for the Naked Eye
> Sonic Fights Robotnik 4: Meet Dr. Quack
> Sonic Fights Robotnik 5: The Good Snivley
> Sonic Fights Robotnik 6: The Final Chapter!
Tom: And Sonic Fights Robotnik 6: The Chapter that I decided to write even though I had already written the Final Chapter!
> /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
> Avaliable for download at http://members.xoom.com/SONIC_FAN
Mike: Don't make me loose my lunch.
> If the site is still down try http://www.dejanews.com
Mike: I think I just did.
>
>
> Sonic says "PAST cooooL"
Tom: When did Sonic become a WaReZ AOL Lamr?
Crow: PREJUDICE! PREJUDICE!!!
Mike: Ok, settle down.
>
>
> -------------------------------
>
> -------------------------------
>
> Space.....
> The Final Frontier...
> These are the voyagers of the Starship Enterprise
> And now they don't have to wait to see Star Trek: Insurrection
> Because they can read....
Mike: I've been able to read since I was about five. So why do I see any movies?
Pearl: (her image comes up on the wall) BECAUSE I FORCE YOU TO!
> (Star Trek: The Next Generation theme song plays)
> STAR TREK: Alien Attack!
Crow: The music is playing, but I don't hear anything.Tom: Here, does this help? *Singing*
Fly-ing through space, on a ship!
I am the captian of the Enterprise!
ladadadadadada.
>
>
> (Enterprise warps into space. ZOOOOOOOM!!!)
> They're fighting an alien attack....
> Worf: Captain, an unidentified flying object
> ALIENS FROM THE PLANET BRAKO!
Mike: So THIS is what Star Trek would be like if Timothy Leary (sp) had written it.
> (Picard kicks an alien)
through divine intervention: the alian kicks picard back.
> (Hovercar speeds down the highway)
> Data: We seem to have hit a warp zone
Crow: (Picard) Damn it, Data, I'm a captain, not a physicist.
> (Riker and Wesley jam to Greenday)
Tom: (to no tune in particular) yeah! We've hit the warp zone! schoebedodo, alright.
> (Picard jumps through a store window)
Mike: How convenient, a store on the Enterprise.
> (Riker blows up a toilet)
Crow: May I ask WHY he blew up the toilet?
> (Picard, Riker, Deanna and Geordi jump over a fence. A huge fireball explodes behind them)
> The most exciting adventure of the Enterprise!
> STAR TREK: Alien Attack!
> Avaliable for download from http://members.xoom.com/SONIC_FAN and usenet archives like
> http://www.dejanews.com
Tom: I'm not even going to bother...
>
>
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>
> ---------------------------------
Crow/Tom/Mike: --------------------------------------------------
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>
>
> And now our feature presentation
Mike: Alright we'.....Crow: Shut up.
>
>
> .................................
>
> SONIC FAN presents
>
> *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
Tom: Thank God, I thought it was going to be Sonic Fights Robotnik 7.
>
>
> A SONIC FAN presentation
Tom: Sonic Fan presents a Sonic Fan presentation...oh, that's creative.
>
>
> *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
Mike: I get it....that again.
>
>
> Of a SONIC FAN fanfic
Crow: Alright, we know it's from Sonic Fan, just start it already.
>
>
> *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
Crow: Do you think I could just give the story a little kick...I think it's stuck.
>
>
> SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK 7
> Blue Streak Speeds By
Crow/Mike/Tom: Grrrrrrrrrrrr.......
>
>
> *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
Tom: Alright, that's it, I'm going to explode.Mike: Tom....
Tom: No, I mean it, I'm going to explode! Right now!
Mike: Tom!
Tom: Ready?
Mike: Tom!
Tom: WHAT!?
Mike: Your fly is unzipped.
Tom: (calms down a bit) oops...you mean...hey, wait a second, I'm not wearing any pants.
>
>
> (On TV)
Crow: That depends, which TV.Mike: I think he means the made up one in his head.
> Tonight on FOX
> The World's Deadliest Moments of Death Caught on Tape 7
> Announcer: Hi I'm Hendrik Hagaloo, former officer of the mobius police dudes. Boy it's great
> to be derobotocized. But that's thanks to people like sonic. Here's a clip from his action
> packed battle.
Crow: You know, if you don't shut up, I'm going to start snipping.
> (WHOOOSH!)
> (Black and white fuzzy camera footage)
> Hendrik: This is the robotik crystal mine where the final battle of mobius took place. As you
> can see here, Jackerey Prower gets killed.
> (A hoverunit falls on Jackerey)
> Jackerey: O.h.....F..>KC!!!
Tom: don't you mean FOCK?
> Subtitles: Oh fock!
Tom: I thought so.
> Hendrik: But here's the REAL deadly part. Watch as the Chaos beast drills into the ground.
> Watch carefully now.
Crow: Or you might miss this large scale drilling action, which is on an increadibly large scale, so you couldn't even miss it if you weren't looking....
> (Huge explosion blows everything up)
Tom: Damn, I missed it. I wasn't watching carefuly.
> Hendrik: It looks like Mobius just got blown up. But...not quite.
Mike: It just looks like it.
> Hendrik: The chaos beast didn't eat the core of mobius.
Mike: It just blew up the crust, the mantle, and every other layer. So, really, everything's ok.
> That would be too big and hot! It only
> ate the crystal core of the crystal mine!
Tom: ooooooookkkkk..........
> The mine runs on crystal power you see. So only the
> mine blew up.
Steven Donham: (appears out of nowhere) I see!! Yes, I do!!!!! Hahaha, I was there!Crow: How did you get there?
Steve: Um...
Crow: ANSWER THE QUESTION!
*Steve dissappears*
Mike: Interesting.
> And with the exception of Jackerey...
Tom: Ever single person was BLOWN TO BITS!!!!
> (replay clip of Jackerey getting squashed by hoverunit)
> Hendrik: The freedom fighters survived and saved mobius.
Tom: By squishing everybody with hovercrafts?Crow: No, just Jackerey.
>
>
> (the camera pans away from the TV and over to the couch where Uncle Chuck, Sonic, Dr. Quack
> and FX Ferret are watching TV)
Mike: Aww....isn't it nice, one big happy family.
> Uncle chuck says "Hello gentle reader.
Crow: Last time he was a cowboy...lets see if we can guess what he is this time.Tom: Ooh, ooh, I know.
Crow: Yes, Tom?
Tom: A psychologist.
Crow: No, sorry.
Mike: A narrator?
Crow: No, you moron, he's always a narrator. And you didn't raise your hand.
Mike: (mumbling)So he is actualy a narrator.
Tom: I've got it! A moron?
Crow: Very good.
> Welcome to antoher action packed sonic fanfic.
Tom: hehe, yeah.
> Contrary
> to the ending of Sonic FIghts Robotnik 6, mobius didn't really blow up, just the crystal mine.
Crow: Oh, I see he's all big and fancy now, where he can completely contradict himself and everybody will still love him!Tom: Think again, Sonic Fan!
> Everybody on mobius was really derobotocized though, and now mobius is back to normal just the
Mike: Actualy, this never really happened. What really happened was that Sonic tripped on a stone. Actualy, really, there was no Robotnik. Actualy, really, it was all a dream.Crow: (with forced patience)Enough.
> way it was before robotnik took over. Robotnik is dead and gone for good now, and now it's a
> FREE MOBIUS"
Crow: Everybody, FREE MOBIUS. Help FREE MOBIUS.
> "yaay" says Sonic, Dr. Quack, and FX Ferret.
Tom: Such enthusiasm.
> "Well I gotta leave now" said Chuck "I'll just say one more thing. We have no idea of what
> happened to all those chaos emeralds. I'm off now, I'm doing the introduction for Saban's
> presentation of MacBeth."
Crow: This is one sick, twisted, perverted, little man. Saban and Macbeht.(all three shudder)
> Uncle Chuck leaves. Then FX Ferret says "Well dudez, see you later. Now that the war here is
> over, I'll just be headin' on back to the communication center. You guys are gonna help us
> fight our war, right?"
Tom: That's it! I can't take it anymore.....breaks down and starts crying.Mike: It's ok, Tom....it's ok. Lets take a break.
(to the viewer) We'll be back, right after these messages.
*commercials end*
(back in the main room of Sol)
Tom: Presenting, a Sonic fan Presentation
Crow: By Sonic Fan.
Tom: Sonic Fan Presents....
Mike: What's going on here?
Crow: A presentation of Sonic fan!
Mike: Oh, I get it.
*ahem*
By Sonic Fan
Crow: Aww...Mike!
Mike: What?
Tom: You broke our rhythem.
Mike: What do you mean?
Tom: You said 'by Sonic Fan'. Mike, 'by Sonic Fan' doesn't fit with our rhythm.
Mike: Huh?
Crow: Listen, Mike, this may be a little bit complicated for a mere human to understand...but....
Mike: I get it, you don't want me to play.
Tom: No, no....that's not it at all....no no...well, yes actualy, but that's not why we stopped.
Crow: Yeah, you see, Mike, it doesn't work because....
Mike: I feel an other commercial break coming on. Folks, we'll be right back.
End of Part 1
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I've read Sonic Fan's stories. They're kind of vulgar. He makes the
Freedom Fighters act like idiots in his stories. But if he wants to write
stories like that, fine with me!
Another thing, Sonic Fan gets flamed a lot for his stories, I'm suprised he
never replies back.
Yours truly,
Julie 'Queen of the Nimrods' Fallner