Sonic Fights Robotnik: new Chatper!
SonicFAN
Before you read this story, there's this really awesome program I want
you
all to get. It's called a "spell checker" it accually fixes all the
misspells you get. I think it is cool. I'm afraid, because I've
acceapeted a
the job as psychics rpofesor at Harvard, I won't have the time to write
any
more storks, this will be my last one.
REGAL STUFF: Sonic the Hedgehog and related Characters
are copyright (c) Service and Games In. (SEA), Disc
productions, or Archive Comics Publications, INC.David
Crockett was ripped off by David Gonterman,and FX ferret
is (c) George Ettinger III. Sandra Night weaver, Packable,
and Boxier are (c) the one guy. This story is copyright
(c)1998 by the author, who grants permission to reproduce
and distribute it, so long as A) you don't screw around
with it and leave the text as it is, and B) you don't try
and make a buck off of it. If you're serious about the
latter, drop me a line at Sonic...@yahoo.com and we'll
discuss my cut. All the normal provisions of Title 17
(the US. Copyright Law) still apply.
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Sonic Fights Robotnik the LAST FOCKING TIME: Green Day Day
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Everyone was decorating knothole for green day day.
Tomorrow was green day day.
Everyone but Bunnies decorated.
She was too busty talking abut the size shape and color of the blazons.
Sonic tried to tell her they are all exactly the same, but she wouldn't
listen.
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Sally taped balloons to her hut.
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Tails says, "Fock this, I hate ballots!"
Tails ran away.
Sonic said, "Tails, wait up!"
Sonic runs away.
Sonic yells, "tails! Come Buick!"
Tails yells, "Fock you, Sonic! I hate balloons!
Sonic ran up to Tails and jumps on him.
Sonic says, "Balloons are cool, Tails!"
This said, "No! I hate ballots... my secret uncle Billy-bob was killed
by a
balloon."
Sonic, "I thought your uncle Raymond III was killed by a balloon."
Tails, "He was killed by his toaster oven."
Sonic Said, "How many uncles do you have, anyway?"
Tails says, "651."
Sonic says, "Oh, lets go back to knothole."
Tails said, "Can I put up balloons?"
Sonic says, "SURE!"
Tails said, "yaay."
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Sally taped balloons to her hut.
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That night, the Freedom fighters finished theory decorations. To
celebrate, they all went down to the Knothole mini-putt, event for
bunnies,
who was too busy commenting on the shape, color, and size of all the
ballots.
At the 15to hole, Sonic sunk a hole-in-one, putting him 160 points ahead
of
Sally.
"Dung, Sonic, Why do you always beat me?" Sally looked rather
disgusted.
Sonic said, in a slightly higher voice, "Because, I breath helium."
"Oh, that makes sense."
Suddenly, a red hedgehog runs past, right as Sally putts! He steps
right on the ball and falls over! Quickly he gets up and begs, "Please!
Hide
me! They're coming! The girls... they'll get me!!!". Sonic and Sally
look at
each other, wondering what to do. The Hedgehog turns around, looking
over his
solder, only to see a Female red Echidna and a female red and blue
feline.
He screamed and quickly ran away, as the Echidna yelled "Drink ye
Goddamn
tea! I'm trying to be nice!"
Sally and Sonic looked at each other, wondering what to do, but they
just decided to forget what just happened...
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It was green day day.
Sonic and friendshad fun.
They even got Green day to come and jam with them!
Everyone was dancing, exert for bunnie, who was sill talking about the
ballons.
Suddenly, ROBOTNIK ATTACKED WITH ALL HIS FORCES!!!
But, after all the other Sonic fights Robotnik story, Robotnik's forces
was
three SWAbots and a crusty diaper.
Sonic quickly coolheaded a SATbot, AND ANOTHER SWTbot attacked Tail!
Ails said, "FockFockFockFockFockFockFockFockFockFock!" and dies.
Sonic says, "TOILS!!!!!"
Sally kicked Sonic for letting Tails Die. "Fock you, sonic!"
Sonic said, "Sorry."
Sally said, "Ok, but never let it happen again."
Tails killed a SWTbot!
Sonic said, "Yaay tails. go tails."
Then, Robotnik killed the last SWATBOT!
Sonic said, "Robotnik, you're the bad guy!"
Robotnik said, "Ummm, no, now... Rotor is!"
The Freedom fingers killed Rotor!!!
Sonic said, "We won! We killed Rotor!"
Robotnik said "Just knitting" and left.
Sonic said, "FOCK YOU, ROBOTNIK!"
Everyone cleaned up the mess in Knothole, exert for Green Day, because
they
were killed by the Crusty diaper.
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Sally said, "Ok, let's bring the meeting to order."
SUDDENLY, ROTOR FELL THROUGH THE HUT!!!
Rotor said, "I'll have a Cheeseburger."
Sally grace rotor the cheeseburger.
SUDDENLY, ROTOR FELL THROUGH THE DOOR OF THE HUT!
Sally said, "Now, We're gonna attack the building in Robotroplis."
Sonic said, "Is the building a SWATBOT factory?"
Sally said, "No."
SUDDENLY, ROTOR FELL THROUGH THE FLOOR OF THE HUT!
Rotor said, "Is is a power plant?"
Sally said no.
SUDDENLY, ROTOR FELL THROUGH THE WINDOW OF THE HUT!
Bunnies said, "Is part of the building yellow, and another part Round,
and
a part of the building not a building at all?"
Sally said, "NO!!!!!"
Sonic said, "Then what is it?"
Sally said, "I Dunn."
Sonic said, "Ok, Let's go!"
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Robotnik said, "Now it's time for the Robotnik show!"
Scratch and grounder said, "DOOR BE DOBEDOBEDOOOOO DDEDEDEDEDE DOOO BOO
DEER
DATA DDEDEDEDEDE DOODAD BE BOO BABY GALA GLEE TOO KOOK
DOBEDOBEDOOOOO!!!!!!!"
Robotnik said, "Today, we have Ken Penders as a guest!"
Ken penders walked in.
Robotnik said, "Ken, do you hate Sonic?"
Ken said, "No, not really, I'm just doing what I think will bring in
Money."
Robotnik said, "But, why did you kill sally?"
Ken said, "I thought that my storyline would be so MUCH better than what
Archways been pumping out, and perhaps it would get attention. But
Archive
Mixed the idea, and I was forced to make sally come to life."
Robotnik says, "Well, I... Err..."
Ken said, "It's not my fault, If Archie let me do my job, The whole
series
would have been MUCH better.
Robotnik said, "But..."
Ken said, "And right now, I'd like to say that the Sailor moon garbage
wasn't
my idea."
Robotnik said, "Fock this!" and pulled a lever!
Ken was killed by a falling cow.
SUDDENLY, THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS ATTACKED ED!
Sally said, "Robotnik! I fock you in the name of the Moon!"
Sonic killed Robotnik!
Everyone cheered, "Yo-yo."
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Everyone in knothole had a party because they beat Robotnik.
Sonic said, "Everyone in knothole is having a party because they beat
Robotnik."
Tails said, "I know."
Sonic went around Knothole VIVVAGE to talk to the people.
Sally said, "I'm so happy Robotnik's gone! Now we can have peace!"
Rotor says, "now I can build the cow extractor I've always wanted to
make!"
Davie-kins says, "I don't belong in this series, but I'm still happy!"
Bunny said nothing, because she was still looking at all the balloons.
Sandra Nightweaver said, "EEK! I'm taking a shower, you stupid
hedgehog!!!"
Bookshire was asleep.
Atone said, "Zis is Ze happiest day on Mobius, no?"
Raz J. Masters said somthing, but no-one remembered what it was.
Shades said, "Zarblebug!"
SUDDENLY DR.QUACK ATTACKED!
Sonic said, 'I thought you were a good guy!"
Quack said, "YEAH!"
Sonic said, "Oh."
Dry. Quack said, "Is it over? Did we kill Robotnik?"
FX Ferret said, "Now that you won your war, will you help us?"
Sonic said, "No. Go away."
FX Ferret said, "Aww, shucks."
FX Ferret went home, only to be destroyed by David Bulmer and his crew
of
42 chairs in his Star cruser.
SUDDENLY, PACKBELL ATTACKED!
Packbell sang the theme to Mystery Science Theater 3000, and blew up.
SUDDENLY, SNIVELY ATTACEDED!!!
Sonic killed Snively!
SUDDENLY, TAILS ATTACKED!
Sonic said, "I thought you were a good guy."
Tais said, "Oh yeah."
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Robotnik sat rather sullenly in his large chair, in the center of his
"Death egg" complex, in the very heart of his Tahitian kingdom.
"Why could I let myself be defeated by those... punks?" he asked
himself over and over. "I really don't see why they oppose me, This is
Progress. They mush realize someday that They will never win against me,
and
they will undergo Roboticization as will every other puny creature on
this
planet. Then, and only then, will I be no longer a outcast, I will be
able
to return home."
Robotnik silently mulled over everything, thinking of a way to get
every single freedom fighter. "You may have won the battle, but have not
won
the war!"
THE END?
Or perhaps not...
But, most likely it is.
TimeStones
>acceapeted a
>the job as psychics rpofesor at Harvard, I won't have the time to write
>any
>more storks, this will be my last one.
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
Quote of the week:
"What kind of an ideot uses 'polish' as a secret word anyway!?!"-Speedy.
** * TimeStones* * *
** * ***
"Danger on the rising..."
Rickey Marsh
>acceapeted a
>the job as psychics rpofesor at Harvard, I won't have the time to write
>any
>more storks, this will be my last one.
Yeah, right. You're trying to lull us into a false sense of security,
aren't you?
It won't work on me! I... uh.. er.. *falls asleep* Zzzz....
~Jaquel
"Mm, ...slanty."
http://come.to/outerpages/
Ruby Echidna
> Subject: Sonic fights Robotnik for the last focking time: Green Day Day.
>
> Before you read this story, there's this really awesome program I want
> you
> all to get. It's called a "spell checker" it accually fixes all the
> acceapeted a
> the job as psychics rpofesor at Harvard, I won't have the time to write
> any
> more storks, this will be my last one.
Really? So Harvard accepts 7-year-old fan boys who can't spell professor
correctly as their shrink profs now? Dude.. last time I tried to get
into Harvard, they took one look, laughed for ten minutes, then proceeded
to kick my arse the heck outta there!
>
> REGAL STUFF: Sonic the Hedgehog and related Characters
> are copyright (c) Service and Games In. (SEA), Disc
> productions, or Archive Comics Publications, INC.David
> Crockett was ripped off by David Gonterman,and FX ferret
> is (c) George Ettinger III. Sandra Night weaver, Packable,
> and Boxier are (c) the one guy. This story is copyright
> (c)1998 by the author, who grants permission to reproduce
> and distribute it, so long as A) you don't screw around
> with it and leave the text as it is, and B) you don't try
> and make a buck off of it. If you're serious about the
> latter, drop me a line at Sonic...@yahoo.com and we'll
> discuss my cut. All the normal provisions of Title 17
> (the US. Copyright Law) still apply.
Regal? Do you, by any chance, eat Kerrogs for Bleakfast?
>
>
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> Sonic Fights Robotnik the LAST FOCKING TIME: Green Day Day
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Last story? Wehahoo!
>
> Everyone was decorating knothole for green day day.
Because we have that holiday now..
> Tomorrow was green day day.
And yesterday was Grass Appreciation Day, huh?
> Everyone but Bunnies decorated.
> She was too busty talking abut the size shape and color of the blazons.
> Sonic tried to tell her they are all exactly the same, but she wouldn't
> listen.
>
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Oh I get it.. you're sponsored by m&m/Mars..meh..nice try..
Don't commit your hate crimes here...HATE CRIMES!
> Sally taped balloons to her hut.
>
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>
> Tails says, "Fock this, I hate ballots!"
Yeah! Down with ballots!
> Tails ran away.
> Sonic said, "Tails, wait up!"
> Sonic runs away.
> Sonic yells, "tails! Come Buick!"
So..wait..Buick? You're sponsored by a car company now?
> Tails yells, "Fock you, Sonic! I hate balloons!
Yeah! Stick it to the man!
> Sonic ran up to Tails and jumps on him.
Tails, quite surprised, says, "Oo..Sonic, I had no idea you felt this way.."
> Sonic says, "Balloons are cool, Tails!"
> This said, "No! I hate ballots... my secret uncle Billy-bob was killed
> by a balloon."
Ahyuk...yea...my Sister-daughter wuz killt by a piece of paper.
> Sonic, "I thought your uncle Raymond III was killed by a balloon."
> Tails, "He was killed by his toaster oven."
Only you can prevent toaster oven fatalities.
> Sonic Said, "How many uncles do you have, anyway?"
> Tails says, "651."
> Sonic says, "Oh, lets go back to knothole."
> Tails said, "Can I put up balloons?"
> Sonic says, "SURE!"
> Tails said, "yaay."
Uhhhhm... I thought he hated balloons cuz they killed his Aunt Billy-Bob
or something..
>
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>
> Sally taped balloons to her hut.
Is there an echo in here?
>
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>
> That night, the Freedom fighters finished theory decorations. To
> celebrate, they all went down to the Knothole mini-putt, event for
> bunnies,
> who was too busy commenting on the shape, color, and size of all the
> ballots.
"Hey sugah hog.. that one long balloon and those two round ones look like.."
"I know, Bunnie.. that's what we get for letting that fraternity in here.."
Bunnie shrugged, "At least they left the beer, and Sally-girl got to be
keg queen.. You know how much she's wanted to do that since she was little."
> At the 15to hole, Sonic sunk a hole-in-one, putting him 160 points ahead
> of
> Sally.
Uhmm.. you know, the traditional way to cheat at golf is to lower your score.
>
> "Dung, Sonic, Why do you always beat me?" Sally looked rather
> disgusted.
RAAAAPE!!!
>
> Sonic said, in a slightly higher voice, "Because, I breath helium."
>
> "Oh, that makes sense."
Indeed.
>
> Suddenly, a red hedgehog runs past, right as Sally putts! He steps
> right on the ball and falls over! Quickly he gets up and begs, "Please!
> Hide
> me! They're coming! The girls... they'll get me!!!".
Oh no not girls they're icky!!!!
>Sonic and Sally look at
> each other, wondering what to do. The Hedgehog turns around, looking
> over his
> solder, only to see a Female red Echidna and a female red and blue
> feline.
> He screamed and quickly ran away, as the Echidna yelled "Drink ye
> Goddamn
> tea! I'm trying to be nice!"
Hey!!!! I don't sound like that! This is an outrage! You can't insult me! I'm
supposed to be insulting you! Hrmf! No more of this post for me, thanks..
Laters,
-Rubes
David Bulmer
writes
>Subject: Sonic fights Robotnik for the last focking time: Green Day Day.
>
>Before you read this story, there's this really awesome program I want
>you
>all to get. It's called a "spell checker" it accually fixes all the
>misspells you get. I think it is cool. I'm afraid, because I've
>acceapeted a
>the job as psychics rpofesor at Harvard, I won't have the time to write
>any
>more storks, this will be my last one.
the previous episodes have been a joke as well. *B^)
>
>Tails says, "Fock this, I hate ballots!"
>Tails ran away.
>Sonic said, "Tails, wait up!"
>Sonic runs away.
>Sonic yells, "tails! Come Buick!"
>Tails yells, "Fock you, Sonic! I hate balloons!
>Sonic ran up to Tails and jumps on him.
>Sonic says, "Balloons are cool, Tails!"
>This said, "No! I hate ballots... my secret uncle Billy-bob was killed
>by a
>balloon."
This is actually very funny! *B^D
>
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>Sally taped balloons to her hut.
>
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Hahahaha! This _is_ funny! *B^D
>
> "Dung, Sonic, Why do you always beat me?" Sally looked rather
>disgusted.
>
> Sonic said, in a slightly higher voice, "Because, I breath helium."
>
> "Oh, that makes sense."
Hahahaha! This is great! Why didn't I find the others so funny? I'll
tell you why - because this appears to be a self-parody of the previous
episodes.
--
David Bulmer