Sonic fights robotnik 6: The final battle.
GrnAshura
My prediction of SFR 6. Like it. Hate it. I don't really care. And for those
who care, I wrote "Sonic Fights Robotnik For the last focking time: Green Day
Day"
*Begin Sonic Fan Emulation*
REGAL STUFF: Sonic the Hedgehog and related Characters
are copyright (c) Service and Games In. (SEAG), Dic
productions, or Archie Comics Publications, INC. David
Crockett was ripped off by David Gonterman, and FX ferret
is (c) George Ettinger III. Sandra Nightweaver, Packbell,
and Bookshire are (c) the one guy. This story is copyright
(c)1998 by the author, who grants permission to reproduce
and distribute it, so long as A) you don't screw around
with it and leave the text as it is, and B) you don't try
and make a buck off of it. If you're serious about the
latter, drop me a line at Sonic...@yahoo.com and we'll
discuss my cut. All the normal provisions of Title 17
(the US. Copyright Law) still apply.
SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK 6: The last battle.
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Knotwhole
SoNic walked throught nothole Vilage. He walked past Tail's hut. He walkes
past sallies hut. he walked past pizza hut. Suddenly, sally ran up!
"Sonic! Robotnik is setting a trap for you at the Psycidelic pussycat
swinger's club in swingin' Robotroplis!", She Sed.
Sonic says, "I'll be there!
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Psycidelic pussycat swinger's club in swingin' Robotroplis
Sonic walked in. It was a swining sin-dig. Everyone was having fun, anbd
greem day was playing!
Sonic said, 'It's a swinging shin-digge, and It freaks me out!"
Sally said, "Yep."
Sonic jamed with green day. Thwey had lots of fun. SUDDENLY 100,000,000,000
SWATboots attackeded Sonic and Sally! Sonic killed 937,478,593 of the bots,
but 99,062,521,407 of them attacked saly! Sonic killed another 443,898,445 of
the bots, but the 98,618,622,962 that were left attacked again. Sally was
hurt. sonic got mad and killed 344,375,493 of them. The 98,274,247,469
remaining bots attacked sonic! Sally pulled out a big rock and killed
4,664,865,254 of them, but the 93,609,382,215 that were left attacked sonic!
Sonic spun-dashes and killed 344,758,342 of the bots! 93,264,623,873 bots
fought back! Sally and sonic killed 87,686,489,846 bots! 5,578,134,027 bots
that were left killed sally! Sonic yelled, "SALLY!!!" Sonic got really mad
and killes 5,554,875,489 bots! 23,258,538 bots lived and fought back! Sonic
finished off 22,348,586 bots! 909,952 bots shot at sonic! sonic killed
98341 bots, leaving 811611 bots! Sonic killed 811,610 bots! the last bot
stunned sonic and tooked him to robotniki.
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Robootnik
"You have done well." Said Robotnik.
"THANK YOU SIR!!!!!!!" the bot droned.
"You are welcome, bot." Said robotnik.
"I AM HONORED TO BE IN YOUR PRESENCE, KEEPER OF THE LIVING LARD!" the bot
droned.
"Bot, get Snivley." Robotnik said.
"YES SIR! I WILL DO WHAT YOU SAY BECAUSE YOU PROGRAMMED ME! MY PROGRAMMING IS
PERFECT IN EVERY WAY! ONLY SOMONE THAT IS PERFECT COULD WRITE A PROGRAM SO
PERFECT! YOU ARE PERFECT! I MUST WORSHIP YOU BECAUSE OF MY PROGRAMMING! MY
PROGRAMMING FORBIDS NOT WORSHIPING YOU BECAUSE IT IS PERFECT, LIKE YOU! YOU ARE
BEAUTYFUL! I LOVE YOU ROBOTNIK! MARRY ME! WE'LL HAVE A NICE HOUSE WITH A WHITE
PICKET FENCE! WE'LL HAVE LOVELY CHILDREN, YOU JUST SEE! DO YOU WANT A LARGE
WEDDING? A SMALL ONE IS FINE BY ME. WHAT RELITIVES DO YOU WANT
TO INVITE? HOW ABOUT UNCLE LOU? HE'S ALWAYS GOOD AT WEDDINGS. OHBOY! I NEED A
DRESS! SEE YOU LATER, LOVER BOY!" the robot droned, and then left, after
hitting the button to get snivily.
Snivily poped out of a hole in the floor and said, "What is thy bidding, my
master?"
"Snivily, get Sonic and sally and bring theme there."
"Yes sir."
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"Sonic" sally said, "WHAT WILL WE DO?????"
"Freeze" sonic said, "Wheel be ok. I just have to think." sonics brain
started to smoke.
"Sonic! YOUR BRAN IS ON FIIIIIREEEEE!!!!!!!"
Sonic stuck his head in a sink. "Whew, that was close."
Snivily walked in. "Youre coming with us, hedgehog!" he said,
Sonic said, "The other freedom fighters will save us, meathead!"
Snively said, "Ok, but first, robotnik wants you to talk to him."
Sonic said, "ok"
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Knothole.
Rotor said, "So, what do you want to do tonight?"
Tails said, The same thing we do every night! Try to make my hut float in
midair!
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Robotnik show.
Robotnik said, "It's the robotnik show!!! Today's guests are Sonic and
sally!"
Sonic screames, "AAAGGGHHH!"
Robotnik said, "I have a idea for a new show! Here's the pitch: It's about
a guy in a yellow jumpsuit who's alergic to floors!"
Sally said, "Word."
Sonic smiled.
Suddenly, the bot burst in! "HONEY! THE OTHER BOTS THINK WE'RE NOT GETTING
MARRIED! TELL THEM! PLEASE!"
Robotnik looked around, then said, "Ok, We're not geting married.
The bot yelled, "FOCK YOU!!!" and shot robotnik!
Snivily said, "Robotnik! Sonic and sally are gone!"
Robotnik said "FOCKFOCKFOCKFOCK!"
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notwhole
Sally said, "We need to beet robotnik one and for all."
sonic said, "Yeah. what's the plan?"
Sally said, "Well, we'll go here... then here... then we'll go there or that
way. If that way is blocked, whe'll go there, but it THAT is blocked, we'll
just go home. how's that sound?"
Sonic said, "Perfect! No way for it to fail!"
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Robotroplis
Sonic and the freedom fighters fought a epic battle with 224,453,548,378,389
SWATbots, 45,543,221,565 worker bots, 45,678,213 SWATbots, and 456,223
bugSWATs against Sonic, Sally, tails, bunnie, rotor, antione, and the Holy
Hand Grenade. In the end, Sonic and friends won, and robotnik was forced to
marry the robot.
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Celebration
Everyone was happy because Sonic ANDie friends won.
Sonic said, "Now I can... ummm... be... happy...
Tails said, "The war is over! Now I'm... happy...
Sally said, "Great, now I have to rule a whole friggin CONTRY."
Rotor said, "now that the war is over, I can build all the worthless
inventions I'd ever want!"
Bunnie said, "'yall come back now, ya hear?"
Sonikku said, "Now I can enjoy all the pleasures of the number 42!"
David Gonterman said, "Awww... now I can't write more crummy stories."
Everyone cheered.
Raz J. Masters was happy that it was all over, and she went back to her life.
David bulmer got a bigger part in this one, as he and his 42 purple chairs
saved the day by bringing extra snack chips.
THE END...
we hope.
*End emulation*
how close will this be to the accual version? Who knows, who cares?
~~Green Ashura~~
Fighting evil, one day at a time.
--
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a
battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day. -William Watterson
--
CMJ
Hi, everyone!
Here's my parody of this story:
> My prediction of SFR 6. Like it. Hate it. I don't really care. And for those
> who care, I wrote "Sonic Fights Robotnik For the last focking time: Green Day
> Day"
>
> *Begin Sonic Fan Emulation*
>
> REGAL STUFF: Sonic the Hedgehog and related Characters
> are copyright (c) Service and Games In. (SEAG), Dic
> productions, or Archie Comics Publications, INC. David
> Crockett was ripped off by David Gonterman, and FX ferret
> is (c) George Ettinger III. Sandra Nightweaver, Packbell,
> and Bookshire are (c) the one guy. This story is copyright
> (c)1998 by the author,
(Snores like Shemp: hebebebebebebebebee! hebebebebebebebebebee!)
who grants permission to reproduce
> and distribute it, so long as A) you don't screw around
> with it and leave the text as it is, and B) you don't try
> and make a buck off of it. If you're serious about the
> latter, drop me a line at Sonic...@yahoo.com and we'll
> discuss my cut. All the normal provisions of Title 17
> (the US. Copyright Law) still apply.
>
>
> SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK 6: The last battle.
>
>
> <^>^<^>^<^>^<^>^<^>^<^>^<^>^<^>^<^>^<^>^<^>
> Knotwhole
>
>
> SoNic walked throught nothole Vilage. He walked past Tail's hut. He walkes
> past sallies hut. he walked past pizza hut. Suddenly, sally ran up!
>
> "Sonic! Robotnik is setting a trap for you at the Psycidelic pussycat
> swinger's club in swingin' Robotroplis!", She Sed.
>
> Sonic says, "I'll be there!
>
Pizza places? I thought there weren't any pizza places on Mobius!
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> Psycidelic pussycat swinger's club in swingin' Robotroplis
>
> Sonic walked in. It was a swining sin-dig. Everyone was having fun, anbd
> greem day was playing!
>
> Sonic said, 'It's a swinging shin-digge, and It freaks me out!"
>
> Sally said, "Yep."
>
> Sonic jamed with green day. Thwey had lots of fun. SUDDENLY 100,000,000,000
> SWATboots attackeded Sonic and Sally! Sonic killed 937,478,593 of the bots,
> but 99,062,521,407 of them attacked saly! Sonic killed another 443,898,445 of
> the bots, but the 98,618,622,962 that were left attacked again. Sally was
> hurt. sonic got mad and killed 344,375,493 of them. The 98,274,247,469
> remaining bots attacked sonic! Sally pulled out a big rock and killed
> 4,664,865,254 of them, but the 93,609,382,215 that were left attacked sonic!
> Sonic spun-dashes and killed 344,758,342 of the bots! 93,264,623,873 bots
> fought back! Sally and sonic killed 87,686,489,846 bots! 5,578,134,027 bots
> that were left killed sally! Sonic yelled, "SALLY!!!" Sonic got really mad
> and killes 5,554,875,489 bots! 23,258,538 bots lived and fought back! Sonic
> finished off 22,348,586 bots! 909,952 bots shot at sonic! sonic killed
> 98341 bots, leaving 811611 bots! Sonic killed 811,610 bots! the last bot
> stunned sonic and tooked him to robotniki.
>
Sally: Haven't I been 'killed off' enough?!
(Sonic & Sally grab Sonic Fan by the shirt)
Sally: Stop killing me off!
Sonic: And stop making me look like a dumb Gen-Xer!
Sonic Fan: (In a squeaky voice): Yes sir and madam!
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> Robootnik
>
> "You have done well." Said Robotnik.
>
> "THANK YOU SIR!!!!!!!" the bot droned.
>
> "You are welcome, bot." Said robotnik.
>
> "I AM HONORED TO BE IN YOUR PRESENCE, KEEPER OF THE LIVING LARD!" the bot
> droned.
>
> "Bot, get Snivley." Robotnik said.
>
> "YES SIR! I WILL DO WHAT YOU SAY BECAUSE YOU PROGRAMMED ME! MY PROGRAMMING IS
> PERFECT IN EVERY WAY! ONLY SOMONE THAT IS PERFECT COULD WRITE A PROGRAM SO
> PERFECT! YOU ARE PERFECT! I MUST WORSHIP YOU BECAUSE OF MY PROGRAMMING! MY
> PROGRAMMING FORBIDS NOT WORSHIPING YOU BECAUSE IT IS PERFECT, LIKE YOU! YOU ARE
> BEAUTYFUL! I LOVE YOU ROBOTNIK! MARRY ME! WE'LL HAVE A NICE HOUSE WITH A WHITE
Gag me with a spoon! Sonic Fan ought to take writing classes!
> PICKET FENCE! WE'LL HAVE LOVELY CHILDREN, YOU JUST SEE! DO YOU WANT A LARGE
> WEDDING? A SMALL ONE IS FINE BY ME. WHAT RELITIVES DO YOU WANT
> TO INVITE? HOW ABOUT UNCLE LOU? HE'S ALWAYS GOOD AT WEDDINGS. OHBOY! I NEED A
> DRESS! SEE YOU LATER, LOVER BOY!" the robot droned, and then left, after
> hitting the button to get snivily.
>
> Snivily poped out of a hole in the floor and said, "What is thy bidding, my
> master?"
Suddnely, Nack the Weasel comes up from behind and hits Snively over
the head with a broken pipe.
Nack: Hey, chubs! I'll get those Freedom Fighters for ya!
Robotnik: Sure, let's see what you can do! I've always thought you
were a better henchmen, anyway!
> "Nack, get Sonic and sally and bring theme there."
>
> "Yes sir, chubsy!"
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> Cell block 5439738585954634543455.4345434653
>
> "Sonic" sally said, "WHAT WILL WE DO?????"
>
SAlly read the script to this part, and said, "I'm not sounding like a
wimpy damsel-in-distress!
Sally: We'll think of something to get out of this!
> "Freeze" sonic said, "Wheel be ok. I just have to think." sonics brain
> started to smoke.
>
> "Sonic! YOUR BRAN IS ON FIIIIIREEEEE!!!!!!!"
>
> Sonic stuck his head in a sink. "Whew, that was close."
>
Sonic: Sometimes I wonder if this Sonic Fan kid really is a fan of me!
He sure likes to mess with us!
Nack walked in. "Youre coming with us, hedgehog!" he said,
>
> Sonic said, "The other freedom fighters will save us, meathead!"
>
Nack said, "Ok, but first, robotnik wants you to talk to him."
>
> Sonic said, "ok"
>
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> Knothole.
>
> Rotor said, "So, what do you want to do tonight?"
>
> Tails said, The same thing we do every night! Try to make my hut float in
> midair!
>
> <^>^<^>^<^>^<^>^<^>^<^>^<^>^<^>^<^>^<^>^<^>
> Robotnik show.
>
(Theme song plays)
V.O.: In this show, you could take home fablous prizes! NOT!!!
> Robotnik said, "It's the robotnik show!!! Today's guests are Sonic and
> sally!"
>
> Sonic screames, "AAAGGGHHH!"
>
SAlly: Oh no! Sonic Fan's making YOU sound like a wimp! You're
supposed to be tough!
> Robotnik said, "I have a idea for a new show! Here's the pitch: It's about
> a guy in a yellow jumpsuit who's alergic to floors!"
>
> Sally said, "Word."
>
> Sonic smiled.
>
> Suddenly, the bot burst in! "HONEY! THE OTHER BOTS THINK WE'RE NOT GETTING
> MARRIED! TELL THEM! PLEASE!"
>
> Robotnik looked around, then said, "Ok, We're not geting married.
>
Sally: I've always known Robotnik has something loose in his brain!
Sonic: Yeah, he made one of his robots a, it's not even worth saying!
(The both ran away)
> The bot yelled, "FOCK YOU!!!" and shot robotnik!
>
Nack said, "Robotnik! Sonic and sally are gone!"
>
> Robotnik said "FOCKFOCKFOCKFOCK!"
>
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> notwhole
>
> Sally said, "We need to beet robotnik one and for all."
>
> sonic said, "Yeah. what's the plan?"
>
> Sally said, "Well, we'll go here... then here... then we'll go there or that
> way. If that way is blocked, whe'll go there, but it THAT is blocked, we'll
> just go home. how's that sound?"
>
> Sonic said, "Perfect! No way for it to fail!"
>
Suddenly Louis J.M. runs in.
Louis: Hey, Sonic! You can't be with Sally! She sucks! You gotta be
with Amy Rose! Besides, Sally's a wimpy damsel-in-distress, and a New
Yorker version of Princess Peach Toadstool!
Sally: (To Sonic): Let me handle this. (Walks up to Louis): So, Louis,
you think I'm a wimp?
Louis: Yeah, you're so wimpy that Penny from Inspector Gadget could
beat you up! King Bowser Koopa could kidnap you!
Sally: As we both know, Princess Peach is a dependent wimp, and a
pathetic excuse for a princess! Besides, can a wimp do this?
Sally does a bac-flip kick on Louis, which causes him to fly into a
wall.
Sonic: Way past, Sal! You showed him!
Louis got up, and took one last look at Sally and screamed and cried and
pulled a two-year-old's tantrum and ran out of the hut.
Louis: MOMMY!!! MOMMY!!!! MOMMY!!! MOMMY!!!! WAH!!!!!!!!!!!
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> Robotroplis
>
> Sonic and the freedom fighters fought a epic battle with 224,453,548,378,389
> SWATbots, 45,543,221,565 worker bots, 45,678,213 SWATbots, and 456,223
> bugSWATs against Sonic, Sally, tails, bunnie, rotor, antione, and the Holy
> Hand Grenade. In the end, Sonic and friends won, and robotnik was forced to
> marry the robot.
That didn't sound like an epic battle. Epic battles are well-written.
>
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> Celebration
>
> Everyone was happy because Sonic ANDie friends won.
> Sonic said, "Now I can... ummm... be... happy...
> Tails said, "The war is over! Now I'm... happy...
> Sally said, "Great, now I have to rule a whole friggin CONTRY."
> Rotor said, "now that the war is over, I can build all the worthless
> inventions I'd ever want!"
> Bunnie said, "'yall come back now, ya hear?"
> Sonikku said, "Now I can enjoy all the pleasures of the number 42!"
> David Gonterman said, "Awww... now I can't write more crummy stories."
> Everyone cheered.
> Raz J. Masters was happy that it was all over, and she went back to her life.
> David bulmer got a bigger part in this one, as he and his 42 purple chairs
> saved the day by bringing extra snack chips.
>
Suddenly Ken Penders ran in crying.
KP: (Sobbing): Sonic, Sally, you gotta help me!
Sonic: What's wrong, Ken?
KP: Every Sonic fan on the newsgroup turned against me ever since
ENDGAME and when I broke you guys up! How can I win back their hearts?
BTW, I don't hate you guys.
Sally: Step into my office and we'll give you some advice!
Sonic, Ken Penders, and Sally went into her office and their advice to
Ken was to give the people who read the Sonic comics what they want! The
FF's back to together, and a chance to see some favorite characters such
as Nack in the comics, instead of stupid made up ones like the Iron Queen!
K.P. Thanks guys! I'll take what you said! (K.P. walks out to follow
Sonic's and Sally's advice.)
Sonic & Sally went back to celebrating the party.
Sonic: Yo, Sal? Ever wonder what happened to that Juan F. Lara guy?
Sally: You mean the guy who used to bash me because I came back in issue
#50? Who cares? Where ever he is, I'm sure he's having a big old time!
Meanwhile we see Juan F Lara in the Mohave Desert dressed in a Dracula
suit playing the Transylvania theme on a huge pipe organ.
Juan: (In a Bela Lugosi voice): Soon, all thee Soneec fans in the net
vill FEEL MY WRATH!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
HAHAHAHA ENDGAME RULES!!! (verbiggerates about how great ENDGAME was)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAH! SALLY SUCKS!!!!
> THE END...
> we hope.
>
> *End emulation*
>
> how close will this be to the accual version? Who knows, who cares?
(Groucho Marx Impression): Couldn't said it better yourself!
>
> ~~Green Ashura~~
> Fighting evil, one day at a time.
> --
> A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a
> battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day. -William Watterson
> --
>
>
Joya Nappo
fo...@concentric.net!
Shotful Of Diamonds! And a Million Years! The Disapointed Disappear!
-Billy Corgan!
(Lead singer of the Smashing Pumpkins!)