FANFIC: Uncle Bob Returns!
SONIC FAN
Hey i thought that i would stop writing sonic fights robotnik and instead
just write stories because it would be dumb to have like sonic fights
robonik 52 ad nauseam and stuff. Here is how uncle bob came back to
knothole this story was wreitten very fast so tis not as good as the
others probobobly.
COPYRIGHT NOTCIE
Hey dude, sonic is copyrights of those dudes at archine. Blah bklah,
other satuff is copyright of their owners. Got it? Ok, now get this, i do
not mean to claim ownership of anything in this story. so ya ya ya now
lets read the story
END COPYRIGHT NOTICE
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Uncle Bob Returns!
By: SONIC FAN
A cool short-story
Hello its knothole and today is tuesday lets see what the freedom
fighters are doing, hmmmmmm?
SONIC HUT
"YYAYYAHAHAHYAYAYY!!!!" went sonic as he played guitar and jammed and
jumped around spinning off wallls and running on the roof.
Tails walks in :"yo sonic dude"
SONIC says "AHEY! WHat up low-bro?"
Tails said"oh nothing ehwat u doing?"
"JAMMIN!" said Sonic
"oh COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!" said Tails
TAils plays the drunms its a rocking good!
JUST THEN ROTOR JUMPIN JACK FLASH THRU THE HUT!
"Woh woh" say sonic "yo rote"
Rotoro stops. runs back "HEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY SONIC!!" he yells in sonics
ear
"yo hi" said sonic
"Whatever happened to uncle bob?" said Rotor
"He left" said Tails "In sonic fights robotnik 3"
"I hate ken penders" said sonioc
The camerman says "hurry up and finish this scene"
"YO-K man!" sayed sonic
"lets find uncle bobo" says TaILS!
"uncle boob?" says sonic
"bobo?" rotor said "WHAAAAAAAAAAT?????"
"typo" says Tails
"OH!" say sonic and rotor
all 3 jump though a walll
OUTSIDE
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:)
AHHHHH!!! goes sonic they run into sally
"AK!" sas SallY!
"Ooop!" says rotor
"Yyayayyayaya" say tails "We go find uncle bob!"
"No yo bro" says Sallly "Youre not going, uncle bobs not going here"
"waaah" says tails
"no and the answere is no!" says sally
"waaaah sniff waaah" says tails
"Well a'ight" says Sally "Just be coreful!"
"YO WE WILL SALLL" yells sonic
sonic yells into a megaphone "I LOVE U SAL LETS HAVE CYBERSEX!"
"i hope i was being discreet" said sonic
(JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
"sal is cybersexy" says Rotor "oops i said that didnrt I?"
"YES!" says sal "Go away before i have to kill you all"
"otay" says Tails
"YAAAHHHH BUH-WEET!" says SOnic
ZOOM ZOOM BAM BOOM! ran sonic
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A MILLION MILES AWAY
5 minutes later
"Sonic stops" said sonic, stopping.
"sonic stopped" says tails
"stopped sonic" said rotor
"hmm funy how a typo turns into humerous dialoge" saiys sonic
i am typing fast" said SONIC FAN
just then bots attak. lots of bots!'
"ahhhh" sayd tails "focky!"
"No fock!" say sonic
"oh shet" says rotor
"ROOTOR!" say sonc in tails
A fight ensuses.
sonic spins bots THEY DIE!
rotor kicks bots THEY DIE
"Wie spak spak!" tails says, fighting bots as they die
END RESULT
Bot casulaties: 10000 sonic casulies: 0
"cool" say sonic
"FOCKIN' A!" says Tails
they walk into secret baste
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SECRET BASE
"Hello anyody home?" sayd SOnic
"i am scared" said tails
"BOOOOOOO WOOOOBOOOGIIIIEEE!!!" says rotor,m scaring tals
"AHAHHAHAHHAHHHHH!!!" said tals "ROTOR SCARED ME!"
"shaddap" says Sonic
They go thru the dark secret base, it is scary and dark.
shadow bot attacks! sonic fights it and wins! they move on
CREAK CREAK CREK
"Whats tha?" says SOnic
"I hear steps" says Rotor
"hold on" says the camerman "i will turn on infared"
click
buzzz
"hey look its uncle bob!" says Tails
"Good Mornin' to ye!" says Bob
"YO BOB!: say sonic
"Och, ye larden! wasup with ye?" says ob
"want to live at knothole?" says tails
"ok, my trailer blew up" said bob
"how did you know his trailer blew up?" says Sonic
"i phoned him a few days ao" said tails
JUST THEN ROBOTNIK STEPS ONTO THE SCNEE!'
"Ha ha" says robotnik
"Lard o' chubbin'!" say bob
Heli-bots shoot thru the ceiling sonic trys to get awaya but can;t!
roobntik captures the ff's
The are shoved into a hoverunit that transports them to robotniks TV
station in the dessert!
DESRT
Bwa bwa bwa...BWA .... hshstshshshthtssth
ON TV...
this is script format!
(music plays)
ANNOUNCER: DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO IT's THE ROBOTNIK SHOW!
(more music)
ANOUNCER: WITH DR. ROBOTNIK!
(wonky tunes)
ANOUNCER: WITH GUESTS SALMA HYEK and KEN PENDERS
ANOUNCER: MUSICAL GUEST KNUCKLES AND HIS REGGAE BAND!
(music)
ANNOUNCER: AND SNIVLEY AND THE SWAT BOT ORCHASTRA
ANNOUNCER: NOW HERE"s THE SULTAN OF SALTY SNAK FOODS...DOCOTR
ROBOTNIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(robotnik bounds in)
ROBOTNIK: hi!
ROBOTOCIZED EWROKERS IN AUDIESNCE: YAAAHHHHHH CLAP CLAP!!!!Y
YAHAAYHAYHAHYh!!
wooOOoOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Robotnik: Now here'z snivley and swat bots!
(snivley, wearing sunglasses, plays the sax, the swat bots play other
instruments. they play the pee-wee herman song)
Robotnik: (sitiing in desk) doo doooDOOO! doo doo doo doo doo doo DOO
DOO! First thing we do tonight is unthaw Dr. Quack
(grounder and scratch brings out frozen dr quack
Grounder: Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh
SCRATCH: HHEHEHEHHEhehHEHHEHHEH!!!!!
(they put dr. quack in big microwave)
ROBOTNIK: PLay that funky microwave music sniv man!
(band plays microwave sonG)
DING
(dr quack is unthwaed he steps out)
QUACK: hey hey yo, what?
RObotniK: you not dead!
QUAK: Quak quak cool!
(but dr quack is somehow different)
(man walks on stage)
KEN: hell i'm ken penders
ROBOTNIK: fock off
KEN: ok
(robotnik kicks ken off stage int othe audience)
AUDIENCE: HAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!!!
ROBONTIK: Now lets brign out the HEDGEHOG AND FRIENDS! (robotnik throws
cuecard out the fake window)
*KRASH*
SOnic and friens are hustlesd on stage by sWAT bots
ROOBOTNIK: HAHHAhahahha Whoi shall we roobotocize first
BOB: FOCK YE ROBOTNIK! Y'ER A BIG EEJIT!
RoBOTNIK: hmm perhaps the scotsman
SNIVLEY: ya i need bagpipes
ROBOTNIK: ok get in the robocizer
(obob gets in)
JUST THEN SONIC IS SPINNIN AROUND HES KILLIN BOTS LIKE THERES NO
TOMMOROW!!!
SOnic slam dunks a bot hea in the garbage can
SONIC: 50000000000000000000 points!
SONIC FREES TAILS
TAILS NINJA FIGHTS!
TAILS KIKCS DOWN THE ROBOTOCIZER UNCLE BOB IS FREE!
KABOOOKMMKRAKAKAKKAKAKAKKAK POW! goes bobs shotgun!
BOB: I focking make short work of ye bots!
ROBOTNIK: ha ha i locked the doors you can't get out of here
QUACK: No, I ujuts UNLOCKED THE DOOR HA!
ROBOTNIK: No! you betreyt me!
QUACK: May i join u sonic
SONIC: ya dude
THEY FUGHTS KILLIN A MILLION BOTS THE WHOLE PLACE IS EXPLODING THE GOOD
GUYS RUN DOWN THE BASMENT ROBOTOCIZED WORKER BOTS ARE FLYIN THU THE AIR
LOOK OUT TAILS!!! Tials gets in just in time they slam the door on a
flying bot! fwonk!
TAILS: SOmebody down here
BOB: yeh, aye am
TAILS: no that guy
(they see Rabbit Rabbot)
RABBIT: Good afternoon to ye
SONIC: ITS bUNNIES LONG LOST DAD
RABBIT: I WAS IN JAIL, here, mmm-hmmm
SONIC: we saved you lets juicin jam!
SONIC Pulls out a powr ring
RABBIT: Some folks call it a power ring, i call it a potater, mmm-hmm
They rush teh door! bot killing ACTION! zoom fwahs kqaboom!
Uncle Bob riverdances on stage with some bots
ROBOTNIK: NO NO NO!!!!
They run out of the building and divei nto the sand
JUST THEN THE BUILDING EXPLODES
FWAP BAP BOO-BAP SHADDA LADDIA SHIBBI BIBBI HOOOOOOOOO-AAAAHHHHH!
RABBIT: hot dam
they run back to knothole
ROBOTNIK: No nO NOOOOooO! They beat me again! WAAAAHHH!! THIS SUCKS!
(knuckles shows up)
KNUCKLES: Hey mon, is it time for our act
ROBOTNIK: all the cameras are dead, except for that one
"Hey" says our cameraman
Knucles and the chaotix band set up
(band plays music)
KNUCKLES: oooh yeah, we're jammin'
robotnik dances
BACK AT KNOTHOLE
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SONIC RUNS RIGHT INTO DULCY
DUlcy " budda don't wann do HOMEWORK??!?!?!"
the others run into antoinne
"le oof" says antoinee
SAlly shows up
"AAHHHH WHATS DR QUACK DOING HERE???" SCEMred sallly
"Hes a good guy now" said Sonic
"Quack yes" said Dr. Quack
"Ok Dr Quack and Uncle Bob you have to pass the interview before you can
become freedom fighters. I wil ask you the secret questions. Anything
that happens inside that hut does not leave the confines of that hut,
ok?"
"Aye" said bob
"QUAK-OK!" said Dr. Quack
They go to sallys hut
"DADY!" says Bunnie
"Hello ye daughter of mine" sais Rabbit Rabbot
(emotional scene)
The camraman gets bored and falls asleep
"HEY WAKE UP!" says sonic
"WHa" says cameramna" oh"
bow-bow-chick-womp-bow-wukka-chiak-chjika
TAils" I am getting funk to this disco beat
Sally walks out of the hut followed by unc. bob. and quak.
Sally:" ahhh... they are freedom fighters now~!!!!!!!!"
"yaaaaay!!!!!!" say knotholes inhabitents!
PARTY TIME
"TIme to test my new invention": says rotor
ROTOr test the catapult SONIC TAILS ROTOR UNCLE BOB AND DR QUACK ARE
THROW A BILLION FEET INT THE AIR
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SONICS HUT
JUST THEN SONIC, TAILS, DR QUACK, ROTOR,,,, AND UNCLES BOB falls THROUGH
THE ROOF OF THE HUT!
"WobbbA!" said SOnic
AND THATS TEH JUICY JAMMIN EWND OF OUR TALE. YO ARCHIE FEEL FRE TO MAKE
THIS INTO A COMIC BOOK, JUST EMAIL ME AT sonic...@yahoo.com YOU CAN
HAVE THE STORY FOR FREE IF U WANT.
"fini" said Antoine
"AH zed FININ! YOU LEAVE NOW! LEEEEVEEEVEEEEE!!! ZEEE
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JUST THEN SEXHOG WALKS IN and says "Hey is that a binary of a sonic sex
pic?"