AFSH: FANFIC: Special Spellchecked Edition of "Uncle Bob Returns!"
SONIC FAN
might make a little more sense if I spell & grammer checked it. So here
it is...
Uncle Bob Returns!
THE SPECIAL EDITION
AUTHORS NOTICE
Hey I thought that I would stop writing sonic fights robotic and instead
Just write stories because it would be dumb to have like sonic fights
Robbing 52 ad nauseam and stuff. Here is how uncle bob came back to
Knothole this story was written very fast so 'tis not as good as the
Others probobobly.
COPYRIGHT NOTCIE
Hey dude, sonic is copyrights of those dudes at Archie. Blah blah,
Other sauté is copyright of their owners. Got it? Ok, now get this, I do
Not mean to claim ownership of anything in this story. So yak yak yak now
Let's read the story
END COPYRIGHT NOTICE
BEGIN STORY IN
Six...five...four...three...two.... 1
Uncle Bob Returns!
By: SONIC FAN
A cool short-story
Hello its knothole and today is Tuesday lets see what the freedom
Fighters are doing, hmmm.
SONIC HUT
"YYAYYAHAHAHYAYAYY!" went sonic as he played guitar and jammed and
Jumped around spinning off walls and running on the roof.
Tails walks in:"you sonic dude"
SONIC says "AHEY! What up low-Bo?"
Tails said"oh nothing ehwat u doing?"
"JAMMIN!" said Sonic
"Oh COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!" said Tails
Tails plays the drums its a rocking good!
JUST THEN ROTOR JUMPIN JACK FLASHES THRU THE HUT!
"Who who" say sonic "you wrote"
Rotor stops. Runs back "HEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY SONIC!" he yells in Sonics
Ear
"You hi" said sonic
"Whatever happened to uncle bob?" said Rotor
"He left" said Tails "In sonic fights robotic 3"
"I hate ken panders," said sonic
The cameraman says "hurry up and finish this scene"
"YO-K man!" said sonic
"Let's find uncle booboo," says tails!
"Uncle boob?" says sonic
"Booboo?" rotor said "WHAAAAAAAAAAT?"
"Typo" says Tails
"OH!" say sonic and rotor
All three jump though a wall
OUTSIDE
-__-__--_--_--_-_--_----__-__--_
:)
AHHHHH! Goes sonic they run into sally
"AK!" sass sally!
"OOP!" says rotor
"Yyayayyayaya" say tails "We go find uncle bob!"
"No you Bo" says Sally "Your not going, uncle bobs not going here"
"Wad" says tails
"No and the answer is no!" says sally
"Wad sniff wad" says tails
"Well alight" says Sally "Just be careful!"
"YO WE WILL SALLL" yells sonic
Sonic yells into a megaphone "I LOVE U SAL LETS HAVE CYBERSEX!"
"I hope I was being discreet," said sonic
(JOKE!)
"Al is cybersexy," says Rotor "oops I said that didn't I?"
"YES!" says al "Go away before I have to kill you all"
"Okay" says Tails
"YAAAHHHH BUH-WEET!" says Sonic
ZOOM ZOOM BAM BOOM! Ran sonic
_-__-_-_----_---__----____----_
A MILLION MILES AWAY
5 minutes later
"Sonic stops," said sonic, stopping.
"Sonic stopped," says tails
"Stopped sonic" said rotor
"Hmm funny how a typo turns into humorous dialogue" says sonic
I am typing fast," said SONIC FAN
Just then boots attack. Lots of boots!'
"Aha" sad tails "foci!"
"No foci!" say sonic
"Oh sheet" says rotor
"ROOTOR!" say son in tails
A fight ensues.
Sonic spins boots THEY DIE!
Rotor kicks boots THEY DIE
"We spa spa!" tails says, fighting boots as they die
END RESULT
Bot casualties: 10000 sonic capsules: 0
"Cool" say sonic
"FOCKIN' A!" says Tails
They walk into secret baste
-_-__---_------__-----_-__-___-
SECRET BASE
"Hello anybody home?" sad Sonic
"I am scared," said tails
"BOOOOOOO WOOOOBOOOGIIIIEEE!" says rotor, m scaring tales
"AHAHHAHAHHAHHHHH!" said tales "ROTOR SCARED ME!"
"Sharp" says Sonic
They go through the dark secret base; it is scary and dark.
Shadow bot attacks! Sonic fights it and wins! They move on
CREAK CREAK CREK
"Whets ha?" says Sonic
"I hear steps," says Rotor
"Hold on," says the cameraman "I will turn on inferred"
Click
Buzz
"Hey look its uncle bob!" says Tails
"Good Morning' to yea!" says Bob
"YO BOB! say sonic
"Oh, yea larded! Wasp with yea?" says Bo
"Want to live at knothole?" says tails
"Ok, my trailer blew up," said bob
"How did you know his trailer blew up?" says Sonic
"I phoned him a few days AO," said tails
JUST THEN ROBOTNIK STEPS ONTO THE SCNEE!'
"Ha ha" says robotic
"Lard o' chuan'!" say bob
Heli-bots shoot through the ceiling sonic try to get away but cant!
Robotic captures the ff.
The are shoved into a hovering that transports them to robotics TV
Station in the dessert!
DESRT
Boa boa boa...BWA.... Hshstshshshthtssth
ON TV...
This is script format!
(Music plays)
ANNOUNCER: DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO it's THE ROBOTNIK SHOW!
(More music)
ANOUNCER: WITH DR. ROBOTNIK!
(Wink tunes)
ANOUNCER: WITH GUESTS SALMA HYEK and KEN PENDERS
ANOUNCER: MUSICAL GUEST KNUCKLES AND HIS REGGAE BAND!
(Music)
ANNOUNCER: AND SNIVLEY AND THE SWAT BOT ORCHASTRA
ANNOUNCER: NOW Here's THE SULTAN OF SALTY SNAK FOODS...DOCOTR
ROBOTNIK!
(Robotic bounds in)
ROBOTNIK: hi!
ROBOTOCIZED EWROKERS IN AUDIESNCE: YAAAHHHHHH CLAP CLAPS! Y
YAHAAYHAYHAHYh!
WooOOoOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO!
!
Robotic: Now here's snidely and swat boots!
(Snidely, wearing sunglasses, plays the sax, the swat boots play other
Instruments. They play the peewee Herman song)
Robotic: (sitting in desk) do doodad! Do do do do do do DOO
DOO! First thing we do tonight is unthaw Dr. Quack
(Grounder and scratch brings out frozen Dr quack
Grounder: Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh
SCRATCH: HHEHEHEHHEhehHEHHEHHEH!
(They put dr. quack in big microwave)
ROBOTNIK: Play that funky microwave music snip man!
(Band plays microwave song)
DING
(Dr quack is unthawed he steps out)
QUACK: hey hey you, what?
Robotic: you not dead!
QUAK: Quake quake cool!
(But Dr quack is somehow different)
(Man walks on stage)
KEN: hell I am ken panders
ROBOTNIK: foci off
KEN: ok
(Robotic kicks ken off stage nit the audience)
AUDIENCE: HAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!
ROBONTIK: Now lets brogan out the HEDGEHOG AND FRIENDS! (Robotic throws
Cuecard out the fake window)
*KRASH*
Sonic and freeness are hustled on stage by swat boots
ROOBOTNIK: HAHHAhahahha who shall we roobotocize first
BOB: FOCK YE ROBOTNIK! Y'ER A BIG EEJIT!
Robotic: hmm perhaps the Scotsman
SNIVLEY: yak I need bagpipes
ROBOTNIK: ok get in the robocizer
(Booboo gets in)
JUST THEN SONIC IS SPINNIN AROUND HES KILLIN BOTS LIKE THERES NO
TOMMOROW!
Sonic slam-dunks a bot ha in the garbage can
SONIC: 50000000000000000000 points!
SONIC FREES TAILS
TAILS NINJA FIGHTS!
TAILS KIKCS DOWN THE ROBOTOCIZER UNCLE BOB IS FREE!
KABOOOKMMKRAKAKAKKAKAKAKKAK POW! Goes bobs shotgun!
BOB: I forking make short work of yea boots!
ROBOTNIK: ha ha I locked the doors you cannot get out of here
QUACK: No, I jut UNLOCKED THE DOOR HA!
ROBOTNIK: No! You Bettye me!
QUACK: May I join u sonic
SONIC: yak dude
THEY FUGHTS KILLIN A MILLION BOTS THE WHOLE PLACE IS EXPLODING THE GOOD
GUYS RUN DOWN THE BASMENT ROBOTOCIZED WORKER BOTS ARE FLYIN THU THE AIR
LOOK OUT TAILS! Tails gets in just in time they slam the door on a
Flying bot! Fwonk!
TAILS: Homebody down here
BOB: yeah, aye is
TAILS: no that guy
(They see Rabbit Rabbet)
RABBIT: Good afternoon to yea
SONIC: ITS bunnies LONG LOST DAD
RABBIT: I WAS IN JAIL, here, MM.-hmmm
SONIC: we saved you let us juicing jam!
SONIC Pulls out a pour ring
RABBIT: Some folks call it a power ring, I call it a potter, MM.-hmm
They rush the door! Bot is killing ACTION! Zoom fawns kqaboom!
Uncle Bob riverdances on stage with some boots
ROBOTNIK: NO ANY A!
They run out of the building and dive not the sand
JUST THEN THE BUILDING EXPLODES
FWAP BAP BOO-BAP SHADDA LADDIA SHIBBI BIBBI HOOOOOOOOO-AAAAHHHHH!
RABBIT: hot dam
They run back to knothole
ROBOTNIK: No any Noose! They beat me again! WAAAAHHH! THIS SUCKS!
(Knuckles show up)
KNUCKLES: Hey Mon is it times for our act
ROBOTNIK: all the cameras are dead, except for that one
"Hey" says our cinematographer
Knuckles and the chaotic band set up
(Band plays music)
KNUCKLES: ooh yeah, we're jamming'
Robotic dances
BACK AT KNOTHOLE
_-_-__--__-___-_-__-__-----__-_--___--
SONIC RUNS RIGHT INTO DULCY
Dully " bud don't wan do HOMEWORK?"
The others run into Antoine
"Le of" says Antoine
Sally shows up
"AAHHHH WHATS DR QUACK DOING HERE?" Secured sally
"Hess a good guy now" said Sonic
"Quack yes," said Dr. Quack
"Ok Dr Quack and Uncle Bob you have to pass the interview before you can
Become freedom fighters. I will ask you the secret questions. Anything
That happens inside that hut does not leave the confines of that hut,
Ok?"
"Aye" said bob
"QUAK-OK!" said Dr. Quack
They go to sallies hut
"DADY!" says Bunny
"Hello yea daughter of mine" sighs Rabbit Rabbet
(Emotional scene)
The cameraman gets bored and falls asleep
"HEY WAKE UP!" says sonic
"Ha" says cameraman" oh"
Bow-bow-chick-womp-bow-wukka-chiak-chjika
Tails" I am getting funk to this disco beat
Sally walks out of the hut followed by ounce. Bob. In addition, quake.
Sally:" ha... they are freedom fighters now!"
"Yaaaaay!" say knothole inhabitants!
PARTY TIME
"Time to test my new invention": says rotor
Rotor test the catapult SONIC TAILS ROTOR UNCLE BOB AND DR QUACK ARE
THROW A BILLION FEET INT THE AIR
-_---__---_---_----
SONICS HUT
JUST THEN SONIC, TAILS, DR QUACK, ROTOR, AND UNCLES BOB falls THROUGH
THE ROOF OF THE HUT!
"Wobble!" said Sonic
MOREOVER, THATS TEH JUICY JAMMIN EWND OF OUR TALE. YO ARCHIE FEEL FRE TO
MAKE
THIS INTO A COMIC BOOK, JUST EMAIL ME AT sonic...@yahoo.com YOU CAN
HAVE THE STORY FREE IF U WANT.
"Finn" said Antoine
"AH zed FININ! YOU LEAVE NOW! LEEEEVEEEVEEEEE! ZEEE
HOOGOGGOOGOOOGOIOR
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JUST THEN SEXHOG WALKS IN and says "Hey is that a binary of a sonic sex
Pi?"
Missjedi20
>might make a little more sense if I spell & grammer checked it.
who spell checked this thing? Forrest Gump?
>So here
>it is...
>Uncle Bob Returns!
>THE SPECIAL EDITION
(with no emotion or inthusiasm)yay
>Uncle Bob Returns!
>By: SONIC FAN
MISTED BY KRYSTAL THE QUEEN OF SPAM!
>
>A cool short-story
>Hello its knothole and today is Tuesday lets see what the freedom
>Fighters are doing, hmmm.
>
>
do we have to?
>SONIC HUT
>
>"YYAYYAHAHAHYAYAYY!" went sonic as he played guitar and jammed and
>Jumped around spinning off walls and running on the roof.
after he drank a gallon of black cofee with extra sugar.
>Tails walks in:"you sonic dude"
Tails: ive just taken up talking like a surfer cool huh?
>SONIC says "AHEY! What up low-Bo?"
huh?
>Tails said"oh nothing ehwat u doing?"
>"JAMMIN!" said Sonic
>"Oh COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!" said Tails
>Tails plays the drums its a
>rocking good!
>JUST THEN ROTOR JUMPIN JACK FLASHES THRU THE HUT!
Sonic: hey you big fat oaf, you just knocked down my wall.
>Who who" say sonic "you wrote"
>Rotor stops. Runs back "HEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY SONIC!" he yells in Sonics
>Ear
>"You hi" said sonic
>"Whatever happened to uncle bob?" said Rotor
Sonic: he was lucky enough to escape this fan fic.
>"He left" said Tails "In sonic fights robotic 3"
>"I hate ken panders," said sonic
Tails: Ken panders?
Sonic: some guy that owes me money.
>The cameraman says "hurry up and finish this scene"
>"YO-K man!" said sonic
>"Let's find uncle booboo," says tails!
>"Uncle boob?" says sonic
>"Booboo?" rotor said
>"WHAAAAAAAAAAT?"
>"Typo" says Tails
how come he only noticed that one?
>"OH!" say sonic and rotor
>All three jump though a wall
>
and realize they tried jumping through a wall and all end up on the ground
bleeding and unconsious the end.
>OUTSIDE
>-__-__--_--_--_-_--_----__-__--_
>
>:)
>
>OUTSIDE
>-__-__--_--_--_-_--_----__-__--_
>
>:)
>
>AHHHHH! Goes sonic
Sonic: when will the torture ever end??!!
> they run into sally
>"AK!" sass sally!
Sonic: that'll teach you to steal the spot light bitch!(rams in to sally again)
>"OOP!" says rotor
>"Yyayayyayaya" say tails
Tails: yaya! get her sonic!
>"We go find uncle bob!"
Tails: im going for cave man talk now
>"No you Bo" says Sally
whos bo? bo peep?
>"Your not going, uncle bobs not going here"
>"Wad" says tails
Sally: wad?
Tails: i have a wad of cash and i can pay for my own transpertation to find
him bitch!
Sonic: its pronounced "wod" tails.
>"No and the answer is no!" says sally
>"Wad sniff wad" says tails
Tails: (sniffing his wad of cash) i love the smell of money.
>"Well alight" says Sally "Just be careful!"
>"YO WE WILL SALLL" yells sonic
>Sonic yells into a megaphone "I LOVE U SAL LETS HAVE CYBERSEX!"
Sonic: your too ugly to have real sex with and its either you or bunny, and
bunny is part robot.
>"I hope I was being discreet," said sonic
>(JOKE!)
(looks around confused) oohhh i get it haha.
>"Al is cybersexy," says Rotor "oops I said that didn't I?"
Sonic: finaly you come out of the closet, its tottaly obvious your gay you
know.
>"YES!" says al "Go away before I have to kill you all"
Al kills them all the end
>"Okay" says Tails
>"YAAAHHHH BUH-WEET!" says Sonic
>ZOOM ZOOM BAM BOOM! Ran sonic
>
Sonic: i love making cool sound effects when i run.
>A MILLION MILES AWAY
>5 minutes later
Sonic: man this planets bigger than i thought.
>"Sonic stops," said sonic, stopping.
Sonic: why am i talking to myself?
>"Sonic stopped," says tails
>"Stopped sonic" said rotor
>"Hmm funny how a typo turns into humorous dialogue" says sonic
Sonic: witch should make the whole story absolutly hallarious
>I am typing fast," said SONIC FAN
Sonic: it shows.
>Just then boots attack. Lots of boots!'
and they were followed by their army of tennis shoes, and led by killer socks!
aaaahhhh!!
>"Aha" sad tails "foci!"
>"No foci!" say sonic
Sonic: me no like foci, umm what ever that is.
>"Oh sheet" says rotor
Rotor: ive been around antouin too much, im developing a french accent.
>"ROOTOR!"
Tails: im rooting for sonic, go sonic!
> say son in tails
son of tials? whhhaaaat?
>A fight ensues.
>Sonic spins boots THEY DIE!
>Rotor kicks boots THEY DIE
Rotor: (picking up the dead boots and trying them on) hey theese look cute what
do you guys think?
Sonic: you are so gay.
>"We spa spa!" tails says, fighting boots as they die
>END RESULT
>Bot casualties: 10000 sonic
what bots?
>capsules: 0
>"Cool" say sonic
>"FOCKIN' A!" says Tails
Tails: were only half way through this damn story!
>They walk into secret baste
>
that just happend to be right there.
>SECRET BASE
>
>"Hello anybody home?" sad Sonic
why is sonic sad?
>"I am scared," said tails
>"BOOOOOOO WOOOOBOOOGIIIIEEE!"
Rotor: lets all bogie to the disco beat?
Sonic: my god you ARE gay.
>says rotor, m scaring tales
>"AHAHHAHAHHAHHHHH!" said tales "ROTOR SCARED ME!"
Tails: he tried to make a move on me in the dark!
Sonic: leave tails alone fag!
>"Sharp" says Sonic
>They go through the dark secret base; it is scary and dark.
really? is it dark too?
>Shadow bot attacks! Sonic fights it and wins! They move on
sonic realises he fought his own shadow and gets embarrased so they move on.
>CREAK CREAK CREK
>"Whets ha?" says Sonic
Tails: huh?
Sonic: pig latin for how long is this damn fan fic.
>"I hear steps," says Rotor
>"Hold on," says the cameraman "I will turn on inferred"
>Click
>Buzz
Sonic: why are you following us?
cameraman: i enjoy talking pictures of furry creatures.
Sonic: ok lets just leave the conversation at that.
>"Hey look its uncle bob!" says Tails
Tails: hes trying to ditch us in this fan fic! lets get him!
>"Good Morning' to yea!" says Bob
>"YO BOB! say sonic
>"Oh, yea larded!
Sonic: huh?
Bob:i feel like a tub of lard i need to lose wieght.
> Wasp with yea?" says Bo
>
Rotor: wheres a wasp?! (runs around batting air screaming like a girl)
Sonic: you are so gay.
>"Want to live at knothole?" says tails
>"Ok, my trailer blew up," said bob
Bob: i tried to commit suicide but was too fat to be afected by the bomb. id
rather die than be in another sonic fan story.
>"How did you know his trailer blew up?" says Sonic
>"I phoned him a few days AO," said tails
>JUST THEN ROBOTNIK STEPS ONTO THE SCNEE!'
Bob: hey get off my scnee!
>"Ha ha" says robotic
>"Lard o' chuan'!" say bob
wow this is quite the cultural story, now bobs trying to speak chineese.
>Heli-bots shoot through the ceiling sonic try to get away but cant!
Sonic: i can't escape sonic fan! aaaHHH!
>Robotic captures the ff
yaaaaayyyy!!
>The are shoved into a hovering that transports them to robotics TV
>Station in the dessert!
Robotinic: thats right ive taken up show buisness!!
Sonic: nooooooo!!
>DESRT
>
>Boa boa boa...BWA.... Hshstshshshthtssth
>
said sonic fan after he took his medication.
>ON TV...
>
>This is script format!
>
>(Music plays)
>ANNOUNCER: DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO it's THE
>ROBOTNIK SHOW!
>(More music)
>ANOUNCER: WITH DR. ROBOTNIK!
>(Wink tunes)
>ANOUNCER: WITH GUESTS SALMA HYEK and KEN PENDERS
and sonic fan!
audiance: BOOOOO!!
>ANOUNCER: MUSICAL GUEST KNUCKLES AND HIS REGGAE BAND!
>(Music)
>ANNOUNCER: AND SNIVLEY AND THE SWAT BOT ORCHASTRA
>ANNOUNCER: NOW Here's THE SULTAN OF
>Here's THE SULTAN OF SALTY SNAK
no wonder hes so fat.
>FOODS...DOCOTR
>ROBOTNIK!
>(Robotic bounds in)
>ROBOTNIK: hi!
>ROBOTOCIZED
>EWROKERS IN AUDIESNCE: YAAAHHHHHH CLAP CLAPS! Y
>YAHAAYHAYHAHYh!
>WooOOoOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>Robotic: Now here's snidely and swat boots!
me: whos snidely?
Snidly: im snivelys twin brother
>(Snidely, wearing sunglasses, plays the sax, the swat boots play other
>Instruments. They play the peewee Herman song)
>Robotic: (sitting in desk) do doodad! Do do do do do do DOO
>DOO! First thing we do tonight is unthaw Dr. Quack
>(Grounder and scratch brings out frozen Dr quack
>Grounder: Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh
>SCRATCH: HHEHEHEHHEhehHEHHEHHEH!
sratch and grounder take off their costumes revealing that they are beavis and
butthead in desguise.
Beavis: man this sucks, ever sice our show was cancelled this is the best job
we could get.
>(They put dr. quack in big microwave)
>ROBOTNIK: Play that funky microwave music snip man!
>(Band plays microwave song)
>DING
and then they all sing the hotdog song.
>(Dr quack is unthawed he steps out)
>QUACK: hey hey you, what?
>Robotic: you not dead!
Robotnic: damn i wa looking forward to a duck dinner tonight.
>QUAK: Quake quake cool!
>(But Dr quack is somehow different)
>(Man walks on stage)
>KEN: hell I am ken panders
Ken: i owe sonic money, don't let him catch me here.
>ROBOTNIK: foci off
>KEN: ok
>(Robotic kicks ken off stage nit the audience)
and then Ken nits several sweaters for the audiance as well.
Ken: nitting is much more fun than writing comic books!
>AUDIENCE: HAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!
>ROBONTIK: Now lets brogan out the HEDGEHOG AND FRIENDS! (Robotic throws
>Cuecard out the fake window)
>*KRASH*
>Sonic and freeness are
whos freeness?
>hustled on stage by swat boots
and tennis shoes.
>HAHHAhahahha who shall we roobotocize first
>BOB: FOCK YE ROBOTNIK! Y'ER A BIG EEJIT!
>Robotic: hmm perhaps the Scotsman
>SNIVLEY: yak I need bagpipes
>ROBOTNIK: ok get in the robocizer
>(Booboo gets in)
along with yogi bear.
>JUST THEN SONIC IS SPINNIN AROUND HES KILLIN BOTS LIKE THERES NO
>TOMMOROW!
this story continues into tomorow? aaahhhh!!!
>Sonic slam-dunks a bot ha in the garbage can
>SONIC: 50000000000000000000 points!
Sonic: now lets play head soccer!
>SONIC FREES TAILS
>TAILS NINJA FIGHTS!
>TAILS KIKCS DOWN THE ROBOTOCIZER UNCLE BOB IS FREE!
>KABOOOKMMKRAKAKAKKAKAKAKKAK POW!
>Goes bobs shotgun!
>BOB: I forking make short work of yea boots!
Bob: thats right ill stick you to death with my fork!
>ROBOTNIK: ha ha I locked the doors you cannot get out of here
>QUACK: No, I jut UNLOCKED THE DOOR HA!
>ROBOTNIK: No! You Bettye me!
>QUACK: May I join u sonic
>SONIC: yak dude
wheres a yak?!
>THEY FUGHTS KILLIN A MILLION BOTS THE WHOLE PLACE IS EXPLODING
yaaayy!! its exploding!! the end
>THE GOOD
>GUYS RUN DOWN THE BASMENT ROBOTOCIZED WORKER BOTS ARE FLYIN THU THE AIR
using fairy dust from peter pan.
>LOOK OUT TAILS! Tails gets in just in time they slam the door on a
>Flying bot! Fwonk!
>TAILS: Homebody down here
>BOB: yeah, aye is
>TAILS: no that guy
>(They see Rabbit Rabbet)
who?
>RABBIT: Good afternoon to yea
>SONIC: ITS bunnies LONG LOST DAD
so?
>RABBIT: I WAS IN JAIL,
for selling acid to sonic fan
>here, MM.-hmmm
>SONIC: we saved you let us juicing jam!
Sonic: really im thirsty.
>SONIC Pulls out a pour ring
and pours himself a glass of power aid.
>RABBIT: Some folks call it a power ring, I call it a potter,
Sonic: why?
Rabbit: did you know you can smoke it like pot?
>MM.-hmm
>They rush the door! Bot is killing ACTION! Zoom fawns kqaboom!
>Uncle Bob riverdances on stage with some boots
>ROBOTNIK: NO ANY A!
>They run out of the building and dive not the sand
>JUST THEN THE
>BUILDING EXPLODES
>FWAP BAP BOO-BAP SHADDA LADDIA SHIBBI BIBBI HOOOOOOOOO-AAAAHHHHH!
>RABBIT: hot dam
>They run back to knothole
>ROBOTNIK: No any Noose! They beat me again! WAAAAHHH! THIS SUCKS!
robotnic: the strories not over yet!
>(Knuckles show up)
>KNUCKLES: Hey Mon is it times for our act
>ROBOTNIK: all the cameras are dead, except for that one
>"Hey" says our cinematographer
>Knuckles and the chaotic band set up
>(Band plays music)
>KNUCKLES: ooh yeah, we're jamming'
>Robotic dances
Robotnik: im getting down with my bad self.
.
>BACK AT KNOTHOLE
>_-_-__--__-___-_-__-__-----__-_--___--
>
>SONIC RUNS RIGHT INTO DULCY
>Dully " bud don't wan do HOMEWORK?"
>The others run into Antoine
>"Le of" says Antoine
>Sally shows up
>"AAHHHH WHATS DR QUACK DOING HERE?" Secured sally
Sonic: id like to know the same thing(looks at sonic fan)
>"Hess a good guy now" said Sonic
>"Quack yes," said Dr. Quack
>"Ok Dr Quack and Uncle Bob you have to pass the interview before you can
>Become freedom fighters. I will ask you the secret questions. Anything
>That happens inside that hut
>does not leave the confines of that hut,
>Ok?"
>"Aye" said bob
>"QUAK-OK!" said Dr. Quack
>They go to sallies hut
>"DADY!" says Bunny
>"Hello yea daughter of mine" sighs Rabbit Rabbet
>(Emotional scene)
>The cameraman gets bored and falls asleep
along with Krystal whos getting tired of misting this, witch is why she didn't
make any crude remarks throught most of the last scene.
>"HEY WAKE UP!" says sonic
Sonic: your supposed to be misting this crappy story!
Krystal: sorry its 1 am!
>"Ha" says cameraman" oh"
>Bow-bow-chick-womp-bow-wukka-chiak-chjika
Sonic: what are you doing?
>Tails" I am getting funk to this disco beat
>Sally walks out of the hut followed by ounce. Bob. In addition, quake.
>Sally:" ha... they are freedom fighters now!"
nooooo!!!
>"Yaaaaay!" say knothole inhabitants!
>PARTY TIME
>"Time to test my new invention": says rotor
>Rotor test the catapult SONIC TAILS ROTOR UNCLE
>BOB AND DR QUACK ARE
>THROW A BILLION FEET INT THE AIR
and die in the atmosphere of space
>SONICS HUT
>
>JUST THEN SONIC, TAILS, DR QUACK, ROTOR, AND UNCLES BOB falls THROUGH
>THE ROOF OF THE HUT
Sonic: damn it rotor thats the second time you trashed my hut! you owe me big!
>"Wobble!" said Sonic
>
>
Sonic: im learning the marshen language now.
>MOREOVER, THATS TEH JUICY JAMMIN EWND OF OUR TALE.
Krystal: awww, already? there will be a sequal right?
Sonic: WHAT! are you crazy??!
Krystal: oh sorry im delirious, like i said its 1 am.
>YO ARCHIE FEEL FRE TO
>MAKE
>THIS INTO A COMIC BOOK, JUST EMAIL ME AT sonic...@yahoo.com YOU CAN
>HAVE THE STORY FREE IF U WANT.
your too kind
>
>
>"Finn" said Antoine
>"AH zed FININ! YOU LEAVE NOW! LEEEEVEEEVEEEEE! ZEEE
>HOOGOGGOOGOOOGOIOR
what if i don't want to leave? oh god i AM delirious.
Sonic: why do you always write to the sonic news group so late?
Krysta: (falls asleep)
Sonic: oh well