[part 2] Robotnik Takes over the United States?!?!?!
Brinarms
Evil Tails: but i can't sleep, i need something to cuddle, i left my favorite
satan doll at home, can i cuddle with you?
krystal: no! you stink! go cuddle with the cows and pigs!
EvilTails: but...(gets tears in his eyes)
krystal: oh all right, but just for tonight.
Evil tails:yaaaay!(jumps in the hay stack and grabs on to Krystal choking her)
Krystal:ack!
the next morning...
Krystal was awake all night with eviltails clinging on to her
Krystal: (shoves evil tails off of her) allright everybody up!
psycho knux: what? its like five in the morning!
Krystal: i don't care, im not spending one more second in this hell hole! get
up!
they all start to load into the minie eggcarrier.
just when there about to leave..
Hillbilly:(pointing shotgun at them) just where do y'all think your goin?
that'll be 200 bucks!
krystal: what?!!
Mecha: ill take care of this anoyance (grabs shot gun out of hillbillies hand
and bends it)
Hillbilly: hehe, i was only kidding.
Psycho knux: (takes out machine gun from the trunk of eggcarier) eat hot led
hillbilly scuuuum!!( shoots him to death)
a beam of light shoots down on the dead hillbillies body, his soul tries to
escape
Krystal: (to hillbilly soul) where do you think YOUR going? (points her chaos
ruby ring to the soul and traps it, she gets a surge of power jolted through
her) aahhh yes, i can feel my power growing! ( glows for a minute)
the others give her an odd look
Krystal: ok, lets role! (all squash into the minie eggcarreir)
back at the white house...
robotnik and bill clinton ate hiding in a closet..
Robotnik: why are we still hiding in this closet? weve been here all night!
Bill: im not facing my wife until i get back up!
Robotnik: (takes out thingy from his poket and contacts snively, he shows up on
a small screen) snively!
snively: yes sir?
Robotnik: i need you to come to this demension and bring a ship load of swat
bots! (hangs up intercome thingy) are you happy now? we have back up.
Bill: do you think they'll be enough?
Robotnik: thats it, im going out to face the enemy! come on Bill!
Bill: oh all right, but if i have to fight, you take care of my wife, and ill
go for the hedgehog.
sonic comes walking down the a hall way...
Bill: somebodies coming! quike hide!
they both hide behind a very small hose plant.
sonic looks and sees them..
Sonic: what are you guys doing? are you the new butlers my wife hired?
Bill: yes
robotnik: (steps in front of sonic) so sonic, we meet again!
To be continued...
This story was written by both Bathtub and Krystal
Gen Fluke
>
Well, now that that "humorous" story is over, 'spect we can get on with
the rest of our lives.
oh fuck! BEACH APES!
-Gen (is attacked by beach apes)
Mark Whickman
Missjedi20
>
who are you calling a freakin nutcase?
Mach
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> >Freakin' nutcase!
> >
>
> who are you calling a freakin nutcase?
I think he was calling himself a freakin nutcase.
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>Missjedi20 <missj...@aol.com> wrote in message
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>> >Freakin' nutcase!
>> >
>>
>> who are you calling a freakin nutcase?
>
>I think he was calling himself a freakin nutcase.
Nope, I was calling missjedi one.
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>Mach wrote in message ...
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>>Missjedi20 <missj...@aol.com> wrote in message
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>>> >Freakin' nutcase!
>>> >
>>>
>>> who are you calling a freakin nutcase?
>>
>>I think he was calling himself a freakin nutcase.
>
>Nope, I was calling missjedi one.
Why? That was a funny story!
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Mach
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> >> >Freakin' nutcase!
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> >>
> >> who are you calling a freakin nutcase?
> >
> >I think he was calling himself a freakin nutcase.
>
> Nope, I was calling missjedi one.
Well, I still think you're a freakin nutcase.
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Thanks Ron! at least some people here have a sence of humor.
Missjedi20
i agree
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>Thanks Ron! at least some people here have a sence of humor.
>
It was so stupid, it was hilarious! Thanks!
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>i agree
I dnoces taht!
Missjedi20
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>> >Missjedi20 <missj...@aol.com> wrote in message
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>> >> >Freakin' nutcase!
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> who are you calling a freakin nutcase?
>> >
>> >I think he was calling himself a freakin nutcase.
>>
>> Nope, I was calling missjedi one.
>
>Well, I still think you're a freakin nutcase.
Look who's talking!
>
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Coyote Calhoun
> >>Why? That was a funny story!
> >>
> >
> >Thanks Ron! at least some people here have a sence of humor.
> >
>
> It was so stupid, it was hilarious! Thanks!
>
I agree... it didn't beat out any of SONICFAN's stuff in terms of sheer
half-assed moronic idiocy, but it was still stupid enough to give me a good
chuckle.
--Coyote Calhoun
Liam Slater
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You can laugh at a sonicfan fanfic??????????
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> You can laugh at a sonicfan fanfic??????????
>
Well, the first one seemed pretty funny to me, just for the sheer fact that
it was so ridiculous, and plus I thought for sure that Sonicfan was just
writing it as a joke.
Of course, after Sonic Fights Robotnik 5, I had my doubts... and once Blue
Apple came about, that convinced me that he's really considering that stuff
to be serious fanfiction.
That makes me laugh even now.
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Liam Slater
You're delerious!
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David Bulmer
<fschr...@portup.com> writes
>Liam Slater wrote:
>
>> You can laugh at a sonicfan fanfic??????????
>>
>
>Well, the first one seemed pretty funny to me, just for the sheer fact that
>it was so ridiculous, and plus I thought for sure that Sonicfan was just
>writing it as a joke.
>
>Of course, after Sonic Fights Robotnik 5, I had my doubts... and once Blue
>Apple came about, that convinced me that he's really considering that stuff
>to be serious fanfiction.
>
>That makes me laugh even now.
>
serious, but having read his later Fanfics I think he's joking. Note the
self-bashing and parody of bad writers everywhere.
What happened to those hilarious stories about Sonic's evil
brother destroying the world because Sonic was blue? That was true
comedy and I want more.
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Mach
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> Mach wrote in message ...
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> >> Mach wrote in message ...
> >> >
> >> >> >Freakin' nutcase!
> >> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> who are you calling a freakin nutcase?
> >> >
> >> >I think he was calling himself a freakin nutcase.
> >>
> >> Nope, I was calling missjedi one.
> >
> >Well, I still think you're a freakin nutcase.
>
> Look who's talking!
Good point.
Coyote Calhoun
> In article <37C5E2C4...@portup.com>, Coyote Calhoun
> <fschr...@portup.com> writes
> >Liam Slater wrote:
> >
> >> You can laugh at a sonicfan fanfic??????????
> >>
> >
> >Well, the first one seemed pretty funny to me, just for the sheer fact that
> >it was so ridiculous, and plus I thought for sure that Sonicfan was just
> >writing it as a joke.
> >
> >Of course, after Sonic Fights Robotnik 5, I had my doubts... and once Blue
> >Apple came about, that convinced me that he's really considering that stuff
> >to be serious fanfiction.
> >
> >That makes me laugh even now.
> >
> It was the other way round with me - at first I thought he was
> serious, but having read his later Fanfics I think he's joking. Note the
> self-bashing and parody of bad writers everywhere.
>
Well if that's true, the joke sure got old quick. I can only take so much of
Antoine "jammign to Greenday", as Sonicfan so eloquently puts it.
>
> What happened to those hilarious stories about Sonic's evil
> brother destroying the world because Sonic was blue? That was true
> comedy and I want more.
>
I'm waiting for the in-depth look at the making of "The Robotnik Show". I wanna
know where he gets such an energetic and lively audience...
--Coyote Calhoun
Coyote Calhoun
>
> You're delerious!
>
Darn right I am!
Now people, I want a hard target search of every brick, candy cane, zebra and
cow pasture within a 300 centimeter radius! Danehog, get the butter sticks for
the pagan slamdancers! Neon, prepare the kryptonite bubbles to guard against the
pixie boots! Now, follow me! FOR A FREE MOBIUS!!!
[takes one step and trips, knocking himself unconcious]
--Coyote Calhoun
M234982059
>From: Coyote Calhoun <fschr...@portup.com>
>Date: Sat, 28 August 1999 01:57 AM EDT
>Message-id: <37C77996...@portup.com>
<Laughs insanely> Now that's my kind of post ^_^
by the way.. would anyone have a guess as to the number of tums a 14 year old
can take before it becomes dangerous?
-Shadow-
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actually tell him what they think>
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Mark Palenik
M234982059 wrote:
> by the way.. would anyone have a guess as to the number of tums a 14 year old
> can take before it becomes dangerous?
>
What's in them?
M234982059
>Date: Sat, 28 August 1999 01:45 PM EDT
>Message-id: <37C82029...@sprintmail.com>
err.. um... hold on..
sucrose, calcium carbonate, corn starch, talc, mineral oil, natural and
artifical flavors, adipic acid, sodium polyphosphate, and color crap.. it says
Warning: do not take more than 10 in a 24 hour period.. i can honestly say that
i took 18 in a 13 hour period O.o what? why are you looking at me like that? i
was hungry!! 'least i'm ok.. oh wait.. is that a bad thing?
-Shadow- confused depressed hedgehog
"you dont take a nerf bat to a knife fight" - joe, newsradio
Coyote Calhoun
> err.. um... hold on..
> sucrose, calcium carbonate, corn starch, talc, mineral oil, natural and
> artifical flavors, adipic acid, sodium polyphosphate, and color crap.. it says
> Warning: do not take more than 10 in a 24 hour period.. i can honestly say that
> i took 18 in a 13 hour period O.o what? why are you looking at me like that? i
> was hungry!! 'least i'm ok.. oh wait.. is that a bad thing?
Ehhhh...
You'll be fine.
Yeah.
Sure.
[cough]
--Coyote Calhoun
Dane Martin
>Re: [part 2] Robotnik Takes over the >United States?!?!?!
Sonic: Oh! Oh! Robotnik's going to take over the United States!
Tails: Oh! Oh! Robotnik's going to take over the United States!
Sally: Oh! Oh! Robotnik's going to take over the United States!
Robotnik: Oh! Oh! I'm going to take over the United States!
Snively: Oh! Oh! You're going to take over the United States!
Rototnik: Oh! Oh! Yes, I am!
Snively: Oh! Oh! When, when, when?
Robotnik: Oh! Oh! Oh! Never... I don't feel, feel, feel like it!
Snively: Oh! Oh! Oh! You're not going to take over the United States!
Robotnik: Oh! Oh! I'm not going to take over the United States!
Sonic: Oh! Oh! Robotnik's not going to take over the United States!
Tails: Oh! Oh! Robotnik's not going to take over the United States!
Sally: Oh! Oh! Robotnik's not going to take over the United States!
End.
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Dane Martin
>>
>
>Well, the first one seemed pretty funny to me, just for the sheer fact that
>it was so ridiculous, and plus I thought for sure that Sonicfan was just
>writing it as a joke.
>
>Of course, after Sonic Fights Robotnik 5, I had my doubts... and once Blue
>Apple came about, that convinced me that he's really considering that stuff
>to be serious fanfiction.
>
>That makes me laugh even now.
>
>
>"JUST THEN ROTOR FALLS THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE HUT!!!!!"
> --Anything written by Sonicfan
>
>
Actually, I laugh at all of them, and encourage him to write more. Really. I
just LOVE making so dang FUN of them, that it's not even FUNNY! Ohhh, but it's
fun! ^_^ I used to think he was doing stupid stories on purpose... Now...
Well... I'm not so sure. O.o
Dane Martin
>> You're delerious!
>>
>
>Darn right I am!
>
>Now people, I want a hard target search of every brick, candy cane, zebra and
>cow pasture within a 300 centimeter radius! Danehog, get the butter sticks
>for
>the pagan slamdancers! Neon, prepare the kryptonite bubbles to guard against
>the
>pixie boots! Now, follow me! FOR A FREE MOBIUS!!!
>
>[takes one step and trips, knocking himself unconcious]
>
>
Do it yourself, neighbor. :D
Dane Martin
>
>can take before it becomes dangerous?
Eighteen.
Ron
Dane Martin wrote in message
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>>>
>>> You're delerious!
>>>
>>
>>Darn right I am!
>>
>>Now people, I want a hard target search of every brick, candy cane, zebra
and
>>cow pasture within a 300 centimeter radius! Danehog, get the butter sticks
>>for
>>the pagan slamdancers! Neon, prepare the kryptonite bubbles to guard
against
>>the
>>pixie boots! Now, follow me! FOR A FREE MOBIUS!!!
>>
>>[takes one step and trips, knocking himself unconcious]
>>
>>
>
> Do it yourself, neighbor. :D
Wow! Is that some new construction kit? The Do-It-Yourself-Neighbour?
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>
>
>Wow! Is that some new construction kit? The Do-It-Yourself-Neighbour?
Exactly... <:P