FANFIC: Sonic Fights Robotnik 4: Meet Dr. Quack
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anything or anycharacters in the following story
End of LEGA STUFF----
The epic series continues with another one of the
greatest sonic stories ever written
SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK 4
Meet Dr. Quack
It was another day in knothole city and like many days
it was a good day. Bunnie was fixing the sproket wheels
with rotor, Sally was organizing the freedom fighter
picnic and Sonic was jamming to Greenday in his hut. "Ah
yeas a fine day indeed" thought rotor as he acidentilly
dunked a sproket in coffee and bit it "Ow" he said.
<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>
Robotropolis
A Wooden Shack
"Hmmm" said Roobotnik, "Well Robotropolis got blown up
so we have to stay here until we can repair the city"
Then Scratch pushed a button and it launched a SWAT
missle.
"You blithirig ditiot!" said Robotnik "That was our last
missile!"
"OOp heh hheh" went Scrotch
<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>
Sonic's Hut
Sonic and Tails are jamming to Greenday but Tails trips
over the CD player.
"Argr" sasid Sonic "Now we have to fix it"
"I know said ails" Tails kicked the CD player "Work you
focking peice of junk!" said Tails
"You shouldn't say bad words" said Sonic ":::looks out
the window::: hey what's that"
JUST THEN ROTOR JUMPS THROUGH THE WINDOW OF THE HUT!!!!
"Sonic!!!!!!!!!" says Rotor "Look out a SWAT missle is
headed at us! ahh oh no oh no ahh ahh ahh ahhhhh!"
"No sweat rote I beat those all the time" sonic said
cooly "I'll just do thje sonic spin and bam bam jucie
time and the missle is dead"
JUST THEN A SWAT MISSLE FLYS IN THROUGH THE WINDOW!!!!!
"YAAHHHHH!!!" said Rotor
Sonic ran atround but the SWAT missle chased him around.
SOnic jumped behind the couch. Tails hit the missle with
a guitar but that made it mad. Then it chased after
tails and Rotor threw coffee on it and the missle went
flying at the couch. Then sonic led the missle into the
closet and closed the door. After a few minutes Sonic
let the confused missle out of the closet and it hit a
tree outside and blew up.
"Yo yo missle can't mess with the blue-hog" sadi Sonic
"But you know what thgis means" said Royor
"No" said Sonic
"Robotnik is back!" said ROtor
"No focking way man!" said Sonic
"Yeah!" said Rotor
"Well you know what that means" said Sonic
"Right" said Tailes
"It's time to
FIGHT ROBOTNIK!!!!"
They all said
So they went to tell Sally but meanwhile in
Robotropolis....
<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Wooden Shack, Robotropolis
Robotnik is kicking bot butt!
"You stupid bots" went a robotnik "You wasted our last
missle!"
"Ow ow ow" goes Grounder "D'oh we not know"
"Ah sir" said Snively
"SHUT UP SNIVELY!" said Robotnik
Robotnik kicks more bot butt!
Scratch gets kicked through the wall of the shack
"Yaddy yadda!" says Scratch
"Ah sir" said Snively
"I SAID SHUTUP!" Robotnik says
RObotnik kicks some Snivley butt!
JUST THEN A SPACESHIP CRASHES RIGHT OUTSIDE THE SHACK!
"Hmmmm did you hear that" said Robotnik
They all went outside to look
The door on the spaceship opened
A man walked out
"Hello" said the man "My name is Dr. Quack. I come to
take over planets quack quack"
"Hello" said Robotnik "I am Dr. Ivo Robotnik and I am
ruler of this planet but the HEDGEHOG BLEW UP MY CITY!"
"Hmmm" said Dr Quack "I seem to be stuck here but if we
work together we can take care of that hedgehog. But I
will require payment"
"Want a deep fried hotdog on a stick?" said Grounder
"Hmmm yeah" said Quack
"Mmm I like these I want lots" said Quack
"Good I will give you hotdog on a stick, but you have to
help me kill the hedgehog" Robotnik said
"Ok" said Quack "ATTENTION BOTS! FORWARD MARCH!!!"
STOMP STOMP STOMP
Millions of bots walked out of the spaceship
"Bots are good" said Robotnik "But that hedgehog is
powerful, he can beat BILLIONS of bots!"
"Muhahahah" said Quack "But I have another weapon, the
MEGA-GEM!"
"HAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!" said Robotnik,
"Freedom fighters will pay AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!"
<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Knotohoel
"Sally!" said Sonic "Robotnik is back!"
"What oh no" said Sally "We have to fight him"
Sally gathered all of knothole's FF's together
"Attention" she said "Robotnik is back"
They all gasped
"We need to fight him again" she said
They all cheered
She sent Tails on a spy mission to Robotropolis
<<<<<<<>>>>>>>
Knothole
Rotor is dunking donuts in the power ring pool
"Hey what are you doing" said Jackerey Prower "Your
donuts will get soggy"
"No" said Rotor "I replaced the power crystal with
coffee crystals"
"But what about power rings?" said Sonic
"Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh oh no oh no oh no oh no oh
no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no I forgot" said Rotor
"Hey now what will I do power rings won't work with
coffee on them" said sonic
"It will be months before we can fix it" said Rotor
"FOCK!" said Sonic "Now I have to fight robotnik without
power rings! Fock you Rotor! Fock you!"
<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>
Robotropolis
The cameraman's view is blocked but we hear...
BAM! KABOOM! BANG! ZAP! KABAMO!
WHHOOOSH! BADOOOM! KAPOW!
<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>
"AAHHHHHH!!!" went tails
VROOOOMMMMMMMMMM KRRRAAAASSSHHHHHHHHHHH SHHPOOOWWWWWWWW
BOOOOOMMMMMMMMM
Tails ran into Antoinne
Antoinne went "AYe AYe AIEEEEEE NON NON WHA????"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" went Tails
"Calm down Tails!" said Sally
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" said Tails "THERE WERE BOTS!!!"
"How many" said SOnic
"A BILLION MILLION!" said Tails "And there were SWAT
bots and EVIL bots and MONKEY bots and SPIDER bots and
POWER bots!"
"Oh no oh no oh no ho no" said Rotor
Sonic fights with Rotor!
"Cut that out" sally kicks them
"AHHH!" said "Tasuls and I was in ahuge fights with them
there was so much action you wouldn't belive!"
"Sacre Blue!" said Antoinne
"And there was a ship! and a guy named Dr Quack!" said
Tails
"Woah new Badnik?" said Sonic
"Sacre Blue!" said Antoinne
"No prob lil bro" said Sonic "I can beat a billion bots
standing behind my back"
"wow cool sonic" said Tails
Sally made a battle plan and showed it to the freedom
fighters "Ok, we go into Robotropolis and fight the bots
and blow up the ship" said Sally
"It's Jammin' Penut butter Jive time!" said Sonic
They went to robotropolis
<<<<<<<>>>>>>>
As soon as the freedom fighters got there an exciting
battle took place.
Sonic fought some bots!
Sally and Bunnie and Antoinne were shooting bots with
paint guns.
Tails Karatre kicked the bots!
haiiiiyyyayyayYYYYYASAAAAAAA!!!!
And Rotor dismantled a bot
Sonic was killing bots but then a evil bot was going to
blade his head off! YAHAHHH!!
Sally shot it with a rocket launcher! KABOOOMMM!!!
DROONNNNNEEEE!!!
More bots
said sonic
Sonic zoomed and dashed and killed them
"Hey bots don't drone just fight" said Sonic
Then more bots apperead on the horizon
"Don't these dudes get tired" Sonic thought out loud
Bunnie threw the cybersuit to sonic. Sonic caught it
"ALL RIGHT!!!!!!!"
Sonic put on the suit
DUNN DUUN DUNNNNNN
CYBERSONIC!
SOnic was way past cool cyber style!
Then he fought the bots with Cyberweapons
WHEEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEHEHGUDGUGIOOO!! DROONNNEEEE
BOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!
BANG!
KRAK!@
BOOM!
BARG!
JHOT!
ADBN!
EROROTIOROOOOOP!
The bots are dead but what's this?
WHAT'S THIS???
WHAT THE FOCK IS THIS!!!!?!?!?!?!
Thought Sonic
SNIVELY HAD A CYBERSUIT OF HIS OWN!
But sonic cyber-punched Snivley first and Snivley went
flying up 500000 feet in the air
"YEeeeaahhhh" said sonic
After more bot blasting action all the robots were dead,
or were they?
Dr Quack stepped out of the ship
"Quaak quaaak" he said "So Headgehog, quaaack, you seem
to have killed my bots waaak wakk quack. But I still
have the power of the MEGA-GEM!"
"The what?" said Sonic
"THIS!! quaakk waakkk" said Quack
Dr. qUACK used the power of the MEGA-GEM on sonic.
THE CYBERSUIT BLEW UP!!!
Quack powered up the mEgA-GEM again!!!!!!!!
"WE GOTTA RUN!!!!" said Sonic
And the freedom fighters ran away back to Knathole
"QUAAKAKK QUAAACKK QUAAAAAAAACK HA HA QUACK!" said Dr.
Quack
"Whew," said Sonic "Well at least we killed all the
bots"
"No we didn't sonic I noticed that there were a lot more
bots we didn't fight" said Tails
"Oh well" said Sonic "I'm hungry I need a chilidog!"
<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>
We'll be right back
<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>
Hi there. We're back. The scene is Knothole villiage.
Sally is planning the next attack while Rotor and Sonic
are arguing
"Hey assmunch!" said Sonic "You were lazy all you did
was dismantle a bot while I was killing millions of
them!"
"I was getting some chips out of it ok?" said Rotor
"Fock you rotor" said sonic "You're a chicken BOCK BOCK
BGAAAWK!"
"Go fock yourself" said Rotor
Sonic went back to his hut
"Stupid Rotor" he said "Putting coffee in the power ring
pool"
Sonic grabbed his guitar and played the Rotor Sucks Song
You can sing along! (or not)
ROtor Sucks!
Rotor Sucks!
He so stupid
He just sucks!
He's to fat!
Rotor Sucks!
Walrus face
Rotor sucks!
Then Tails walked into the hut "Hey sonic what are you
jamming to?" he said
"Just a song about how rotor sucks" said sonic
"Yeah but Rotors smart and he knows stuff" said Tails
"Yeah I guess you right" said sonic
Sonic made up with rotor and they gave hi-5's and were
freinds again.
<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>
Later....
"So rotor" said Sonic "How can we beat the MEGA-GEM?"
"To beat the MEGA-GEM we need and ANTI-MEGA-GEM said
Rotor "But I don't know where to find one,
"Maybe my uncle, Rabbi Prower, knows" said Tails
"Who?" said Sonic
"The guy who owns the Knothole Kosher Deli" said Tails
"Woah that place must have always been there but I just
didn't know that it was there" sonic said
"Let's, er, juice n' jam, i think" said Rotor
"RIGHT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said
sonic
<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>
Knothole Kosher Deli
They walk into the Deli
"Hiya Unc!" said Tails
"Hello, it is my nephew Tails, what do you want today?"
said Rabbi
"I was kind of wondering if you know anything about an
ANTI-MEGA-GEM" said Tails
"An anti mega gem?" said Rabbi "Well let's see you can
find the great crystal of Zgghgotoytin in the ice caves
up north"
"Wow thanks!" said Tails
"Now either buy something or get the fock out of my
deli" said Rabbi
<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>
Robotropolis
The robots are rebuilding the city
HI HO HI HO IT'S OFF TO WORK WE GO
DROONE DRONE DRONE DRONE DRONE DRONE DRONE DRONE
HI HO
HI HO
<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>
Knothole
DUNN DUNUNUNUNUNJUN DUNN DUNNN!!
DUNN DUNN!
DUNUNUNUNUNUN DUNNN DUNNNN!
DUNNN DUNN!!!!
DUN NUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUN!
DUUUNNNNNNNNN DUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
DARRRNARRRRRR!!! WHEEEOOOOOOOOOO
DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUN!!!!
DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
BOOM BOOM BOOM-BA-DOOM!
Sonic and the band were having one last jam session
before Sonic Tails Rotor and Antoinne left to get the
crystal.
Sally and Bunnie were preparing more rocket lunchers.
"Yo sal see ya ROUND!!!!!!!" said Sonic
BZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!! they zoomed off
<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>
A feild
"Doo doo doo" said ROtor "I'm walking
along...WWOOOOOAQAHHHHH!!!!"
They all fell into a hole
"Hey I can't see" said Tails
Just then A VOICE SPOKE
----WARNING MATURE CONTENT AHEAD!------
"Hey , want some yiffy vixens?" said the voice
------OK KIds back to apporpiatre content! :)------
"Huh huh that would be cool" said sonic
"Just go into that room" said the voice
A door lit up
"heh heh that's right in there....*DRONE*....er i
mean..." said the voice
"Hey WAIT!!!!" said Sonic "It's a robot! This is a
trap!"
"Nooo!" said the voice "You have to go into the room of
death!"
"Fat chance robo-brane!" said Tails
JUST THEN THE LIGHTS WENT ON
And they saw...
ROBO-PROWER!
"Ha ha ha FIGHT TIME!" said ROBO-Prower
BANG BANG FRAHFHS ROOOOOO
HA DOOO KEN!!!!!
BANG HOOOIIII
THE lights went off
CRRRUUNNNCCHHHHHHH SCREEEEEEEEEEEECCHHHHHH KAAAABLAM!!
KABLOMO! GLOOP! SPLOSH! SPAKKK!!! WAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!
ORP!
FYIE! OOOORRRRGHHHH!!!
GRAKKAA GRKKA!
CREAK CRAK CRAK!!!
SNAP!
CRACKLE!
hey where's pop
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!
!!!!!!!!
tHEN tHE liGHtS WeRe BACk On
"Wow what an exciting battle!" said Rotor
"Oui!" said Antoinne
<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>
The Ice Caves
"Well let's go in" said Sonic
They went in and slipped and slided through an ice maze
WHEEEE said Tails as he slid down a steep hill
Tails fell into a pit but since he could fly it didn't
matter
Rotor fell in the pit too but antoinne helped him out
After much struggle they reached the crystal
Sonic grabbed it
BUT THEN THE CAVE STARTED TO COLLAPSE AND A GIANT ICICLE
WAS SLIDING AFTER THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS!
"ahhhh" said Rotor
They all jumped on sonic and sonic ran and ran and
SLIPPED ON SLIPPERY ICE!!!
WahahhhhhH!!! Will we make it!?!?
Sonic escaped just in the nick of time!
A resounding phew echoed from the group
CLIK
But then thousands of bots pointed their lasers at the
freedom fighters
"UH OH!!!
" said sonic
<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>
They're in big trouble now!
"HHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!" said RObotnik "Hedgehog on ice I like
it HAHHAHAHAHHAAHHHA"
"QUAAKK QUAAAAAK" said Quack "ME TOO!!!
HAHHAHHAWUAKHAHAHHAH QUAK HAHHAHAHA WAAAAAKKKKK!!!!"
"Give me the crystal!" said Quack! "Now!"
"No no no!" said Sonic
"SONIC!" whispered Rooter
"I have a plan" said sonic "You guys run NOW!"
They ran. Then the bots looked at them and Sonic jumped
on his snowboard
The bots looked at sonic giving the other freedom
fighters time to hide!
"DAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!" said Ropotnik "GET THAT
HEDGEHOG!!!!!"
The SWAT bots chased sonic, they had hover-skis, hover-
snowmobiles and hover-tobbogains
Sonic was snowbaording down a cliff and he hit a jump.
2 SWAT bots on snowmobiles hit the jump too and crashed
into each other in mid-air!
Sonic went around trees and the tobbogain swats ran into
them
Fire and bot parts were a-flyin'
"Wonky juicin jam time!" said sonic as he did a flip in
the air
Some bots tried to do this on their skis but they landed
on their heads
The snowmobile bots were shooting at sonic but they
missed
Robotnik and Quack were in the helicopter shooting at
sonic but they missed too
"He is fast!" said Quack
Grounder and Scratch were chasing sonic on their zamboni
"Huhuhuhuhuhu!" said Grounder "Eat lead!"
Grounder shot the zamboni's machine gun at sonic, just
barely missing him
"Hhehehehehehheh" said Scratch "You suck Grounder!"
"Shutup Dillhole!" said Grounder
Scratch kicked Grounder in the nads
Then the zamboni fell off a cliff
KABOOOOOMMMM!!!
Sonic went over another jump and slammed a Mountain Dew!
"Grr" said Robotnik "Send the TANKbot after him!"
BUMM BUMM BUMMMMM
TANKbot mark III
The TANKbot was made for Snow travel and it quickly
caught up to sonic and fired missles at him.
"Woah woah WOOOOOHHHH!!!" said Sonic
Then Sonic was headed straight for a cliff!
TANKbot stopped but sonic kept going and went right off
the cliff!
All the bots stopped to look off the cliff
THen Dulcy flew up. Sonic had landed on her wing. Sally
and Bunnie were on Dulcy too, and they blew all the bots
away with their rocket launchers.
"Hey Sal," said Sonic "How did you know I would be
here?"
"Oh I just did" smiled Sally
They picked up Antoinne Tails and Rotor and escaped back
to Knothole
<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>
Knothole
Sonic was eating 500 chili dogs
"All that action makes hedgehog hungry" said Sonic
MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH
"Well time to go fight robotnik" said Sally
"Yep" said Sonic
"All right" said Tails
.
.
"JAM JAM WHAM BAM JUICY JAM ZAM!" went sonic's battle
cry
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!
<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>
Robotropolis
An explosive battle took place, Sonic fighting without
his cybersuit, but the rockey launchers made up for
that.
Bots got killed, but the EVIL bots were harder to kill
than SWAT bots and the MONKEY bots were agile
"Boy I hate new bots" said sonic, while running fastly
After the battle the bots were dead and the freedom
fighters were in the Death Egg.
"Face the wrath of my MEGA-GEM!" said Dr. Quack
Sonic used the crystal on Dr. Quack and the MEGA-GEM was
destroyed and Dr. Quack was frozen.
Then Bunnie kicked robotnik in the head and pounded on
his skull with her metal arm
"Ow ow ow ow cut that out" went Robotnik
Just then Robotnik pushed the emergency aLarm and more
bots came running out to his aid.
The bots grabbed Bunnie and threw her at the freedom
fighter's they get knocked down!
Tails walks over to the audio control terminal, puts in
a CD and blasts Greenday music.
Then sonic and sally and tails and rotor and antoinne
fought will all their might and killed the bots but
robotnik had escaped, but Bunnie was injured
"no" said rotor
"We have to get back to Knothole NOW" said Sally
So back they went
<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>
Knothole
Bunnie said "Ow y'all I ahm seein stars, y'know some of
em are blue and some of em are yella and some of em are
green and some of em are purple and some of em are cyan
heck y'all all some of em aren't even stars at all!"
"Are you alright Bunnie" said Doctor Prower
"Yeh heck y'all" said Bunnie
"Well we beat robotnik again but he will attack again"
said Sonic
"That I can agree with" said Rotor
"Hey Rote how are the power rings" said Sonic
"They work now but they taste like coffee" said Rotor
"Don't worry I won't eat them!" said Sonic
Everybody laughed
<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>
Robotropolis
"Huh hhuh huh" said Grounder "That sucked"
"You stupid bots!" said Robotnik "This was all your
fault!"
"Uhhhh...like, no it wasn't" said Grounder
"Heh heh heh YEAH! heh heh" said Scratch
"Your right, I guess it was....Dr. Quacks fault" said
Robotnik
"He is cryo frozen" said Robotnik "But I don't think I
will be unthawing that imbicile any time soon. Speaking
of idiots, where's Snivley?"
<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>
Knothole
It is Christmastime at knothole villiage. All the
animals are sitting down to the Christmas Dinner. Uncle
chuck is just about to carve the turkey when.....
SNIVELY'S DEAD BODY FALLS THROUGH THE ROOF AND LANDS ON
THE TABLE!
"Oh no Christmas is runined!" said Sally
"YOU FOCKING BASTARDS!!!!" said Tails
Sally kicked Tails in the head "Don't say that!"
Sonic sighed "Juicy jam peanut butter no more"
<<<<<<<>>>>>>>
Robotropolis
"This time *I* had the last laugh!" said Robotnik
"HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!"
<<<<<<<>>>>>>>
THE END
If you want to read more good storys like this one, read
the other Sonic Fights Robotnik storys
Sonic Fights Robotnik
Sonic Fights Robotnik 2: The next Battle
Sonic Fights Robotnik 3: Too Fast for the Naked Eye
Look for them on your favorite sonic website if you
can't find them just go to www.dejanews.com and search
for "sonic fights robotnik"
Any questions comments flames or requests for reposts of
previus storys or stuff just email
sonic...@yahoo.com
<<<<<<<COMING SOON>>>>>>>>>
The Next Chapter in the SFR series!
Sonic Fights Robotnik 5: The Good Snivley
Aechla
> greatest sonic stories ever written
May I ask how long it takes Sonic Fan to write one of these stupid
pieces of crap? Five minutes possibly?
Aechla
MachHedge
Mach: Hey, I'm back!
Natasha: What movie did you get?
Mach: They were all out of the good ones, I found this on the ground outside.
*Natasha looks at the title*
Natasha: Zis is a joke, right?
Mach: Sorry, This is the best I could do.
Natasha: Oh, well, put it it.
*Mach pops the tape in the VCR*
Mach: Here goes nothing...
>LEGAL STUFF-----------
>All characters like Sonic and stuff, fetured
Mach: Don't they mean "buchered"
>
in this
>story are copyright of SEGA and Archie Comics. Other
>copyrights like Beavis and Butthead and Mountain Due and
>Greenday are copyrights of other companies. THe author
Natasha: Ugh, more Furry Greenday?
Mach: Oh, great. You'd think he'd learn.
>of this story does not intend to imply ownership of
>anything or anycharacters in the following story
>End of LEGA STUFF----
Mach: He probably just cut and pasted this from some other story.
>The epic series continues with another one of the
>greatest sonic stories ever written
Mach: Yeah, and I'm the pope.
Natasha: Who's the pope?
Mach: Beats me.
>SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK 4
>Meet Dr. Quack
Mach: I know Dr. Quack, big deal.
>It was another day in knothole city and like many days
>it was a good day. Bunnie was fixing the sproket wheels
>with rotor,
Mach: Rotor was accually the one fixing them, Bunnie was just commenting on
their color, shape, and the fact that some of the sprokets weren't even
sprokets.
> Sally was organizing the freedom fighter
>picnic
Mach: Picnic?Yeah, Sonic Fan, It's the middle of a war, I don't suppose they
could go without their picnic.
> and Sonic was jamming to Greenday in his hut. "Ah
Mach: How very pathetic.
Natasha: I have zis strange feeling that Sonic Fan likes Greenday.
Mach: Hmmm, prehaps He just likes to annoy us.
>yeas a fine day indeed" thought rotor as he acidentilly
>dunked a sproket in coffee and bit it "Ow" he said.
Mach: *mock laughter* A-HA, A-HA, That's FUNNY. So, he seemingly just dunked
the sproket he was cleaning into is coffee and ATE it?
Natasha: Prehaps this is from personal experence...
><<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>
>Robotropolis
Mach: Well, At least it's not New York.
>A Wooden Shack
>"Hmmm" said Roobotnik,
Natasha: Roobotnik?
Mach: Yeah, He's a bid fat guy that hops around and has a pouch.
> "Well Robotropolis got blown
>up so we have to stay here until we can repair the city"
Mach: When did Robotropolis blow up?
Natasha: Maybe between this and the last fic.
Mach: Well, You'd think that he'd gice a little backstory.
Natasha: Hey, you don't want to give Sonic Fan any constructive critisism,
he just might get good at writing.
Both: Nahhh...
>Then Scratch pushed a button and
*the TV turns off*
Mach: Whoa, that was weird...
*turns the TV on again*
>"OOp heh hheh" went Scrotch
Mach: I think We missed somthing...
Natasha: No, That worked out perfectly.
><<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>
>
>Sonic's Hut
>
>Sonic and Tails are jamming to Greenday but Tails trips
>over the CD player.
Mach: (sonic) Hey! That was the CD player that The professor made out of
coconuts!
>"Argr" sasid Sonic "Now we have to fix it"
Natasha: Start eating coconuts.
>"I know said ails" Tails kicked the CD player "Work you
Mach: Heh, I think that wasn't right...
Natasha: Who's ails?
>focking peice of junk!" said Tails
Mach: I wonder if he really knows how to spell f*ck, or if His parents won't
let him.
>"You shouldn't say bad words" said Sonic ":::looks out
Mach: (tails) Why? I've never sworn in my life.
>the window::: hey what's that"
>JUST THEN ROTOR JUMPS THROUGH THE WINDOW OF THE HUT!!!!
Mach: Smashing into Sonic!
Natasha: Landing on The CD player!
Mach: Killing ails instantly!
>"Sonic!!!!!!!!!" says Rotor "Look out a SWAT missle is
>headed at us! ahh oh no oh no ahh ahh ahh ahhhhh!"
Mach: Sheesh, how come every story there's a stupid Missle?
Natasha: Low budget?
>"No sweat rote I beat those all the time" sonic said
Natasha: Yeah, Every single story.
Mach: those things must have been made out of paper.
>cooly "I'll just do thje sonic spin and bam bam jucie
>time and the missle is dead"
>JUST THEN A SWAT MISSLE FLYS IN THROUGH THE WINDOW!!!!!
Mach: Smashing into Sonic!
Natasha: Landing on The CD player!
Mach: Killing ails instantly!
>"YAAHHHHH!!!" said Rotor
>Sonic ran atround but the SWAT missle chased him around.
>SOnic jumped behind the couch.
Natasha: Oh, yeah, SOME hero.
> Tails hit the missle with
>a guitar but that made it mad.
Mach:Mad missle! RUN!
Then it chased after
>tails and Rotor threw coffee on it and the missle went
>flying at the couch. Then sonic led the missle into the
>closet and closed the door. After a few minutes
Mach: To have a dirty thought, or not to have a dirty thought...
Natasha: MACH!
Sonic
>let the confused missle out of the closet and it hit a
>tree outside and blew up.
Natasha: Golly, what did Sonic DO to it in there?
>"Yo yo missle can't mess with the blue-hog" sadi Sonic
Natasha: Blue Hog? Sounds like a company that makes bacon.
>"But you know what thgis means" said Royor
Mach: What does thgis mean?
*Natasha flips thru a book*
Natasha: It's not in a dictionary.
>"No" said Sonic
>"Robotnik is back!" said ROtor
Mach: No, It's just Roobotnik.
>"No focking way man!" said Sonic
Mach: Fock you, Sonic.
>"Yeah!" said Rotor
>"Well you know what that means" said Sonic
B2: Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1?
B1: I think I am, B2.
Both: It's PLAY TIME!
B1: Hey B2?
B2: Yeah, B1?
B1: Why are we both named after Bombers?
B2: I don't know, B1.
>"Right" said Tailes
Mach: Great, another fan-made character. First that Kung-fu guy, now Tailes.
>"It's time to
Mach: Pick up the kids from school?
Natasha: Take the Cake out of the oven?
Mach: Eat coconuts?
Natasha: Dress up in skimpy little nazi costumes?
Mach: have cybersex with Sally?
*natasha glares at mach*
Mach: I'm speaking as if I were Sonic, of corse, you know, It's a running
gag?
Natasha: Uh-huh.
>FIGHT ROBOTNIK!!!!"
Both: OHHHHHHHHH....
Mach: I'd have never guessed that.
>They all said
>So they went to tell Sally but meanwhile in
>Robotropolis....
>
><<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
>Wooden Shack, Robotropolis
>
>Robotnik is kicking bot butt!
***Robotnik kicks bot butt!
>"You stupid bots" went a robotnik "You wasted our last
>missle!"
Mach: So, It wasn't THE robotnik, just one of his clones.
>"Ow ow ow" goes Grounder "D'oh we not know"
Mach: Why is he beating up grounder? I thought Scratch blew up the missle.
>"Ah sir" said Snively
>"SHUT UP SNIVELY!" said Robotnik
>Robotnik kicks more bot butt!
***Robotnik kicks Bot butt! (banned)
>Scratch gets kicked through the wall of the shack
>"Yaddy yadda!" says Scratch
>"Ah sir" said Snively
>"I SAID SHUTUP!" Robotnik says
>RObotnik kicks some Snivley butt!
***Robotnik kicks Snively
>JUST THEN A SPACESHIP CRASHES RIGHT OUTSIDE THE SHACK!
Mach: And they are killed in the explosion, equal to a small hydrogen bomb.
>"Hmmmm did you hear that" said Robotnik
Natasha: No, I did not hear the ship crash right outside the shack at
terminal velocity!
>They all went outside to look
Mach: falling into the mile-deep crater.
>The door on the spaceship opened
>A man walked out
>"Hello" said the man "My name is Dr. Quack. I come to
>take over planets quack quack"
Mach: (robotnik) Sorry, this is Mobius, not planet Quack quack.
Natasha: So this is how Dr. Quack joined the Freedom Fighters.
Mach: No, because this isn't a true story.
Natasha: Yeah, the Mountain Bew kinda gave it away.
>"Hello" said Robotnik "I am Dr. Ivo Robotnik and I am
>ruler of this planet but the HEDGEHOG BLEW UP MY CITY!"
Mach: Yes, and to think
>"Hmmm" said Dr Quack "I seem to be stuck here but if we
>work together we can take care of that hedgehog. But I
>will require payment"
Mach: Yeah, got any cheese?
>"Want a deep fried hotdog on a stick?" said Grounder
>"Hmmm yeah" said Quack
>"Mmm I like these I want lots" said Quack
Mach: Yeah, they feel GOOD!
*Natasha WAPS Mach with a pillow*
>"Good I will give you hotdog on a stick, but you have to
>help me kill the hedgehog" Robotnik said
>"Ok" said Quack "ATTENTION BOTS! FORWARD MARCH!!!"
Mach: This is bad.
Natasha: what? the situation the ferrdom fighters are in?
Mach: No, this Hotdog on a stick.
*Mach throws the hotdog away*
>STOMP STOMP STOMP
>Millions of bots walked out of the spaceship
>"Bots are good" said Robotnik "But that hedgehog is
>powerful, he can beat BILLIONS of bots!"
Mach: Realisticly, Sonic would't stand a chance against 100 bots.
>"Muhahahah" said Quack "But I have another weapon, the
>MEGA-GEM!"
Mach: Yeah! I'll point it at you, and it will... REFLECT LIGHT!
>"HAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!" said Robotnik,
>"Freedom fighters will pay AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!"
Mach: (Robotnik) I'll show them what happens they hold out on rent for 11
years!
><<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
>Knotohoel
Natasha: Where??
Mach: That's Kintobor's home town.
natasha: WHO?
Mach: Never mind.
>"Sally!" said Sonic "Robotnik is back!"
>"What oh no" said Sally "We have to fight him"
Mach: She... is... a... GENIUS!
>Sally gathered all of knothole's FF's together
>"Attention" she said "Robotnik is back"
>They all gasped
>"We need to fight him again" she said
>They all cheered
Mach: And that's a good thing?
Natasha: Yeah, they all like to die.
>She sent Tails on a spy mission to Robotropolis
Mach: SURE. Let the kid you almost NEVER let go on mission on a SOLO mission.
><<<<<<<>>>>>>>
>
>Knothole
>
>Rotor is dunking donuts in the power ring pool
>"Hey what are you doing" said Jackerey Prower "Your
>donuts will get soggy"
Mach: Who the heck is HE?
>"No" said Rotor "I replaced the power crystal with
>coffee crystals"
Mach: Boy, Is he STUPID.
Natasha: (rotor) Yeah, I thought I'd taint Knothole's only water sorce just
so I could dip my donuts in cold, weak coffee.
>"But what about power rings?" said Sonic
>"Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh oh no oh no oh no oh no oh
>no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no
*Mach kicks the record player*
> I forgot" said Rotor
>"Hey now what will I do power rings won't work with
>coffee on them" said sonic
Mach: No, but they DO taste good, yummy.
>"It will be months before we can fix it" said Rotor
>"FOCK!" said Sonic "Now I have to fight robotnik without
>power rings! Fock you Rotor! Fock you!"
Mach: (Rotor) Your place or mine?
*Natasha THWAPS Mach with the pillow*
><<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>
>Robotropolis
>
>The cameraman's view is blocked but we hear...
Mach: What a crummy cameraman!
Natasha: He can't even shoot straight!
>BAM! KABOOM! BANG! ZAP! KABAMO!
>WHHOOOSH! BADOOOM! KAPOW!
Mach: Someone tipped over a truck with a shipment of toon sounds.
><<<<<<<>>>>>>>>
>
>"AAHHHHHH!!!" went tails
Mach: He went where?
>VROOOOMMMMMMMMMM KRRRAAAASSSHHHHHHHHHHH SHHPOOOWWWWWWWW
>BOOOOOMMMMMMMMM
>Tails ran into Antoinne
Mach: (Antione) ARE YOU STARK RAVING NAKED?
>Antoinne went "AYe AYe
Mach: (Antione) Yes, Sir!
AIEEEEEE NON NON WHA????"
>"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" went Tails
>"Calm down Tails!" said Sally
Mach: Where the heck did she come from?
Natasha: I thought he was in Robotroplis.
>"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" said Tails "THERE WERE BOTS!!!"
>"How many" said SOnic
>"A BILLION MILLION!"
Mach: And that's an accuate figure.
Natasha: A billion millions?
Mach: To have that many, that ship would have had to been the size of the
PLANET.
said Tails "And there were SWAT
>bots and EVIL bots and MONKEY bots and SPIDER bots and
>POWER bots!"
Mach: (tails) and CHEESE bots, and FRYING PAN bots, and OLD GUY bots and TREE
bots, and WOOD bots
and TANK bots, and FANFIC bots.
>"Oh no oh no oh no ho no" said Rotor
*Mach kicks the record player again*
>Sonic fights with Rotor!
>"Cut that out" sally kicks them
>"AHHH!" said "Tasuls and I was in ahuge fights with them
Mach: ANOTHER stupid fan-character?
>there was so much action you wouldn't belive!"
>"Sacre Blue!" said Antoinne
Mach: cheese.
>"And there was a ship! and a guy named Dr Quack!" said
>Tails
>"Woah new Badnik?" said Sonic
>"Sacre Blue!" said Antoinne
Mach: cheese.
>"No prob lil bro" said Sonic "I can beat a billion bots
>standing behind my back"
Natasha: He can stand behind his own back?
>"wow cool sonic" said Tails
Mach: (sonic) Yeah, I have fanfic luck.
>Sally made a battle plan and showed it to the freedom
>fighters "Ok, we go into Robotropolis and fight the bots
>and blow up the ship" said Sally
Mach: So precise. No way for it to fail.
Natasha: (sally) After that, We'll TP The Death Egg and soap up all the windows
in Robotroplis.
>"It's Jammin' Penut butter Jive time!" said Sonic
Mach: So they then went to the kitchen to eat some of Sonic's Jammin' peanut
butter Jive.
>They went to robotropolis
>
><<<<<<<>>>>>>>
>
>As soon as the freedom fighters got there an exciting
>battle took place.
Mach: the end.
>Sonic fought some bots!
Mach: Tails finger painted some bots!
>Sally and Bunnie and Antoinne were shooting bots with
>paint guns.
Natasha: The paint simply spalttered on the bots, as they walked up to Them and
killed them.
Mach: Well, Sally was the one doing all the paint gun shooting, Bunnie was busy
commenting on the
Paint ball's shape and color, and the fact that some of the paint balls weren't
even pant balls.
>Tails Karatre kicked the bots!
>haiiiiyyyayyayYYYYYASAAAAAAA!!!!
>And Rotor dismantled a bot
Mach: Rotor then proceeded to pour a cup of coffee out of the coffee maker he
made out of the bot parts.
>Sonic was killing bots but then a evil bot was going to
>blade his head off! YAHAHHH!!
Natsha: I think that Sonic Fan is getting a little too exited...
Mach: How can you blade somthing?
>Sally shot it with a rocket launcher! KABOOOMMM!!!
Natasha: That's the rocket launcher that the professor made out of coconuts!
>DROONNNNNEEEE!!!
Mach: SUUUURRRRRRRGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!
>More bots
>said sonic
Mach: What? What did he say?
Natasha: I think he said "more bots"
Mach: Oh.
>Sonic zoomed and dashed and killed them
>"Hey bots don't drone just fight" said Sonic
Mach: Delayed reaction.
>Then more bots apperead on the horizon
>"Don't these dudes get tired" Sonic thought out loud
>Bunnie threw the cybersuit to sonic. Sonic caught it
Mach: AFTER Bunnie talked about the fact that the cyber suit isn't even a suit!
>"ALL RIGHT!!!!!!!"
>Sonic put on the suit
>DUNN DUUN DUNNNNNN
Mach: NOT THE ROBOTNIK SHOW!!!
>CYBERSONIC!
>SOnic was way past cool cyber style!
Mach: So, he's saying "Sonic was style?"
Natasha: I guess so...
>Then he fought the bots with Cyberweapons
Mach: Some hero.
>WHEEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEHEHGUDGUGIOOO!! DROONNNEEEE
Mach: That was strange...
>BANG!
Mach: A shot rang out, a scream was heard.
>KRAK!@
>BOOM!
Mach: Crack!@Boom!?
Natasha: It must be a E-mal address.
>BARG!
Mach: EEW, somone's gonna have to clean that up...
>JHOT!
Mach: I am Jhot, son of Terdan.
>ADBN!
Mach: That had no vowels.
>EROROTIOROOOOOP!
>The bots are dead but what's this?
Mach: A pile of belly cheese?
Natasha: the latest issue of woman's day?
>WHAT'S THIS???
Mach: I_DON'T_KNOW!!!
>WHAT THE FOCK IS THIS!!!!?!?!?!?!
>Thought Sonic
Mach: (Sonic) I have lost the ability to speak with quotes.
>SNIVELY HAD A CYBERSUIT OF HIS OWN!
Mach: BUM BUM BUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!
>But sonic cyber-punched Snivley first and Snivley went
Mach: Sonic cybered Snively?
Both: Eeeeeeewwwwwww.
>flying up 500000 feet in the air
Mach: So what's that, about 500 miles?
>"YEeeeaahhhh" said sonic
>After more bot blasting action all the robots were dead,
>or were they?
Natasha: I thought that the bots were already dead.
>Dr Quack stepped out of the ship
>"Quaak quaaak" he said "So Headgehog, quaaack, you seem
>to have killed my bots waaak wakk quack. But I still
>have the power of the MEGA-GEM!"
Mach: Somone walked up and gave Dr. Quack the Heimlich maneuver.
>"The what?" said Sonic
Mach: The Heimlich maneuver, you know, when you grab somone by the stomace
from behind and squeeze, yeah?
>"THIS!! quaakk waakkk" said Quack
Mach: oh.
>Dr. qUACK used the power of the MEGA-GEM on sonic.
>THE CYBERSUIT BLEW UP!!!
Mach: YAAY!
Natasha: No, that's bad.
Mach: Oh, right.
>Quack powered up the mEgA-GEM again!!!!!!!!
>"WE GOTTA RUN!!!!" said Sonic
>And the freedom fighters ran away back to Knathole
Mach: Which is between Knothole and Knotohoel.
>"QUAAKAKK QUAAACKK QUAAAAAAAACK HA HA QUACK!" said Dr.
>Quack
>"Whew," said Sonic "Well at least we killed all the
>bots"
>"No we didn't sonic I noticed that there were a lot more
>bots we didn't fight" said Tails
Mach: yeah, we only beat 1,545,454,673,445,453,295,350,424,742,556,233,452 of
them. there's still 45,355,667,218,569.078,450,361,563,554,253,134,672,345 of
them to beat.
>"Oh well" said Sonic "I'm hungry I need a chilidog!"
Mach: How can you think of food at a time like this???
><<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>
>
>We'll be right back
>
><<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>
Mach: That was pointless...
>Hi there. We're back. The scene is Knothole villiage.
>
>Sally is planning the next attack while Rotor and Sonic
>are arguing
>"Hey assmunch!" said Sonic "You were lazy all you did
>was dismantle a bot while I was killing millions of
>them!"
Mach: (rotor) But I DID make this handy-dandy coffee machine!
>"I was getting some chips out of it ok?" said Rotor
>"Fock you rotor" said sonic "You're a chicken BOCK BOCK
>BGAAAWK!"
>"Go fock yourself" said Rotor
>Sonic went back to his hut
Mach: And focked himself.
*Natasha HITS Mach with a pillow*
>"Stupid Rotor" he said "Putting coffee in the power ring
>pool"
>Sonic grabbed his guitar and played the Rotor Sucks Song
>You can sing along! (or not)
Mach: Good choice.
>ROtor Sucks!
>Rotor Sucks!
>He so stupid
>He just sucks!
>He's to fat!
>Rotor Sucks!
>Walrus face
>Rotor sucks!
Mach: how very out of character.
>Then Tails walked into the hut "Hey sonic what are you
>jamming to?" he said
>"Just a song about how rotor sucks" said sonic
>"Yeah but Rotors smart and he knows stuff" said Tails
>"Yeah I guess you right" said sonic
Mach: (Sonic)Yeah, I'm so wishy-washy, I change my mind because of one
opinion without any real proof, exept this neato coffee machine.
>Sonic made up with rotor and they gave hi-5's and were
>freinds again.
>
><<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>
>
>Later....
>
>"So rotor" said Sonic "How can we beat the MEGA-GEM?"
>"To beat the MEGA-GEM we need and ANTI-MEGA-GEM said
>Rotor "But I don't know where to find one,
>"Maybe my uncle, Rabbi Prower, knows" said Tails
>"Who?" said Sonic
>"The guy who owns the Knothole Kosher Deli" said Tails
Mach: (Rotor) You mean the one in between the Wendy's and Wal-Mart?
Natasha: (Sally) Yeah, that's the place.
>"Woah that place must have always been there but I just
>didn't know that it was there" sonic said
Mach: Neither did I.
>"Let's, er, juice n' jam, i think" said Rotor
>"RIGHT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said
>sonic
>
><<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>
>
>Knothole Kosher Deli
>
>They walk into the Deli
Mach: Only to find that Bob Prower filled Rabbi Prower with lead because he
found out there was another plot-device, errr... uncle.
>"Hiya Unc!" said Tails
>"Hello, it is my nephew Tails,
Mach: He said, proving he was not blind.
> what do you want today?"
>said Rabbi
>"I was kind of wondering if you know anything about an
>ANTI-MEGA-GEM" said Tails
>"An anti mega gem?" said Rabbi "Well let's see you can
>find the great crystal of Zgghgotoytin in the ice caves
>up north"
Mach: Yeah, It's between the crystal of ERRTUHIOKEDBADTWHESAROIGUIRWETHEADHER
and MEWASTONUTEQUNBOIHLODEGGERTOPUNLIJUNKILMENSONICWANKEYDEOTORANTMUWQUASTO-
NHZUXYOLOST.
>"Wow thanks!" said Tails
>"Now either buy something or get the fock out of my
>deli" said Rabbi
Mach: He sounds very Jewish indeed.
Natasha: What does Jewish mean, anyway?
Mach: I dunnow.
><<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>
>
>Robotropolis
>
>The robots are rebuilding the city
>HI HO HI HO IT'S OFF TO WORK WE GO
Mach: It's the dwarf bots.
>DROONE DRONE DRONE DRONE DRONE DRONE DRONE DRONE
Natasha: The Drone bots.
>HI HO
>HI HO
Mach: The friendly bots.
><<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>
>
>Knothole
>
>DUNN DUNUNUNUNUNJUN DUNN DUNNN!!
>DUNN DUNN!
>DUNUNUNUNUNUN DUNNN DUNNNN!
>DUNNN DUNN!!!!
>DUN NUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUN!
>DUUUNNNNNNNNN DUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
>DARRRNARRRRRR!!! WHEEEOOOOOOOOOO
>DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUN!!!!
>DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
>BOOM BOOM BOOM-BA-DOOM!
Mach: NO!!! IT'S THE ROBOTNIK SHOW!!!
>Sonic and the band were having one last jam session
Mach: Oh, {whew}
>before Sonic Tails Rotor and Antoinne left to get the
>crystal.
>Sally and Bunnie were preparing more rocket lunchers.
>"Yo sal see ya ROUND!!!!!!!" said Sonic
Mach: No, Accually Sally lost weight.
Natasha: Unless there's somthing that Sonic Fan isn't telling us about...
BUM BUM BUMMMMMMMM....
Both: Nahh.
>BZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!! they zoomed off
>
><<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>
>
>A feild
>
>"Doo doo doo" said ROtor "I'm walking
>along...WWOOOOOAQAHHHHH!!!!"
Natasha: My, he is so preseptive!
>They all fell into a hole
Mach: Gee, that was a stupid thing to do...
>"Hey I can't see" said Tails
Natasha: My, he is so preseptive...
>Just then A VOICE SPOKE
>----WARNING MATURE CONTENT AHEAD!------
Mach: OH, JOY!!
*Natasha BEATS Mach with a pillow!!!*
>"Hey , want some yiffy vixens?" said the voice
Natasha: No.
Mach: Well...
*Natasha WACKS Mach with the pillow*
>------OK KIds back to apporpiatre content! :)------
>"Huh huh that would be cool" said sonic
>"Just go into that room" said the voice
>A door lit up
Mach: Door #1, Door #2, Door #3?
>"heh heh that's right in there....*DRONE*....er i
>mean..." said the voice
Mach: Ummm... no?
>"Hey WAIT!!!!" said Sonic "It's a robot! This is a
>trap!"
>"Nooo!" said the voice "You have to go into the room of
>death!"
Mach: Pay no attention to the Drone behind the curtain!
>"Fat chance robo-brane!" said Tails
>JUST THEN THE LIGHTS WENT ON
>And they saw...
Mach: YESSS???
>ROBO-PROWER!
>"Ha ha ha FIGHT TIME!" said ROBO-Prower
B1: No, Play time.
Robo-prower: Oh, sorry.
>BANG BANG FRAHFHS ROOOOOO
>HA DOOO KEN!!!!!
>BANG HOOOIIII
Mach: Ben Kenobi!
>THE lights went off
>CRRRUUNNNCCHHHHHHH SCREEEEEEEEEEEECCHHHHHH KAAAABLAM!!
>KABLOMO! GLOOP! SPLOSH! SPAKKK!!! WAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!
>ORP!
>FYIE! OOOORRRRGHHHH!!!
>GRAKKAA GRKKA!
>CREAK CRAK CRAK!!!
>SNAP!
>CRACKLE!
>hey where's pop
>POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!
Mach: snap crackle poop?
>!!!!!!!!
>tHEN tHE liGHtS WeRe BACk On
>"Wow what an exciting battle!" said Rotor
>"Oui!" said Antoinne
Mach: Yes, so detailed, it's like we were really there!
><<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
>The Ice Caves
>
>"Well let's go in" said Sonic
>They went in and slipped and slided through an ice maze
>WHEEEE said Tails as he slid down a steep hill
>Tails fell into a pit but since he could fly it didn't
>matter
Mach: Yeah, he just got killed by big icicles.
>Rotor fell in the pit too but antoinne helped him out
>After much struggle they reached the crystal
>Sonic grabbed it
>BUT THEN THE CAVE STARTED TO COLLAPSE AND A GIANT ICICLE
>WAS SLIDING AFTER THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS!
Mach: Luckily, Indiana Jones came and saved them.
Natasha: Who is he?
>"ahhhh" said Rotor
>They all jumped on sonic and sonic ran and ran and
>SLIPPED ON SLIPPERY ICE!!!
>WahahhhhhH!!! Will we make it!?!?
>Sonic escaped just in the nick of time!
>A resounding phew echoed from the group
>CLIK
>But then thousands of bots pointed their lasers at the
>freedom fighters
Mach: an incredible feat assuming that Robotnik didn't know where they were.
>"UH OH!!!
>" said sonic
>
><<<<<<<>>>>>>>>
>
>They're in big trouble now!
>"HHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!" said RObotnik "Hedgehog on ice I like
>it HAHHAHAHAHHAAHHHA"
>"QUAAKK QUAAAAAK" said Quack "ME TOO!!!
>HAHHAHHAWUAKHAHAHHAH QUAK HAHHAHAHA WAAAAAKKKKK!!!!"
>"Give me the crystal!" said Quack! "Now!"
>"No no no!" said Sonic
>"SONIC!" whispered Rooter
Mach:(rooter) Sonic, Sonic. he's out man, If he can't do it, no-one can!
>"I have a plan" said sonic "You guys run NOW!"
>They ran. Then the bots looked at them and Sonic jumped
>on his snowboard
Mach: The snowboard that Sonic pulled out of nothingness.
>The bots looked at sonic giving the other freedom
>fighters time to hide!
>"DAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!" said Ropotnik "GET THAT
Natasha: Ropotnik?
Mach: I don't know who he is.
>HEDGEHOG!!!!!"
>The SWAT bots chased sonic, they had hover-skis, hover-
>snowmobiles and hover-tobbogains
Mach: What's a tobbogain?
Natasha: It's a typo.
Mach: Yeah, It's suppost to be Tubbo-gain. It's what keeps Robotnik so fat.
>Sonic was snowbaording down a cliff and he hit a jump.
>2 SWAT bots on snowmobiles hit the jump too and crashed
>into each other in mid-air!
Mach: Golly, such expert driving
>Sonic went around trees and the tobbogain swats ran into
>them
>Fire and bot parts were a-flyin'
>"Wonky juicin jam time!" said sonic as he did a flip in
Mach: No coment.
>the air
>Some bots tried to do this on their skis but they landed
>on their heads
>The snowmobile bots were shooting at sonic but they
>missed
Mach: My, what expert marksmanship.
>Robotnik and Quack were in the helicopter shooting at
>sonic but they missed too
Natasha: My, what expert marksmanship.
>"He is fast!" said Quack
>Grounder and Scratch were chasing sonic on their zamboni
Mach: Yeah, going three miles per hour.
>"Huhuhuhuhuhu!" said Grounder "Eat lead!"
>Grounder shot the zamboni's machine gun at sonic, just
Mach: My, what an interestind feature.
Natasha: Origonally for shooting anyone that tried to get on the ice while the
guy was cleaning it.
>barely missing him
>"Hhehehehehehheh" said Scratch "You suck Grounder!"
Mach: Who sucks grounder?
>"Shutup Dillhole!" said Grounder
>Scratch kicked Grounder in the nads
Mach: Surprising, since Grounder Has no nads.
>Then the zamboni fell off a cliff
>KABOOOOOMMMM!!!
Mach: and there was much rejocing.
Both: (dully) Yaaaay.
>Sonic went over another jump and slammed a Mountain Dew!
Mach; The mountan dew Exploded from the slam!
>"Grr" said Robotnik "Send the TANKbot after him!"
>BUMM BUMM BUMMMMM
Mach: (robotnik) Not the bums, the tank bot.
>TANKbot mark III
>The TANKbot was made for Snow travel and it quickly
>caught up to sonic and fired missles at him.
Mach: Wow, the bot was made for snow travel AS he attacked Sonic?
>"Woah woah WOOOOOHHHH!!!" said Sonic
>Then Sonic was headed straight for a cliff!
>TANKbot stopped but sonic kept going and went right off
>the cliff!
Natasha: Lnding right next to Wile E. Coyote.
>All the bots stopped to look off the cliff
>THen Dulcy flew up. Sonic had landed on her wing. Sally
>and Bunnie were on Dulcy too, and they blew all the bots
>away with their rocket launchers.
Mach: Then James Bond demanded them back.
>"Hey Sal," said Sonic "How did you know I would be
>here?"
>"Oh I just did" smiled Sally
Mach: Did I ever tell you I was psychic?
>They picked up Antoinne Tails and Rotor and escaped back
>to Knothole
>
><<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>
>
>Knothole
>
>Sonic was eating 500 chili dogs
>"All that action makes hedgehog hungry" said Sonic
>MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH
>"Well time to go fight robotnik" said Sally
>"Yep" said Sonic
>"All right" said Tails
Mach: Sonic tryed to move, but he was so fat he couldn't.
>.
>.
>"JAM JAM WHAM BAM JUICY JAM ZAM!" went sonic's battle
>cry
>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>!!
>
><<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>
>
>Robotropolis
>
>An explosive battle took place, Sonic fighting without
>his cybersuit, but the rockey launchers made up for
Natasha: They shot movies about boxers.
>that.
>Bots got killed, but the EVIL bots were harder to kill
>than SWAT bots and the MONKEY bots were agile
What about the spider bots? and the others? HUH???
>"Boy I hate new bots" said sonic, while running fastly
Natasha: That's not a word.
>After the battle the bots were dead and the freedom
Mach: Bots were never alive.
>fighters were in the Death Egg.
Mach: They faced the awful wrath of... THE DEATH CHICKEN!
(Read Part two)
Mach H. Hedgehog,
Pointless thingy of the un-determined amount of time:
"Are you stark raving Naked!?!" -Antione
Zuckuss199
>All characters like Sonic and stuff, fetured in this
>story are copyright of SEGA and Archie Comics. Other
>copyrights like Beavis and Butthead and Mountain Due and
>Greenday are copyrights of other companies.
David: Oh great..Greenday ...you have no idea how sick of them I am..
>THe author
>of this story does not intend to imply ownership of
>anything or anycharacters in the following story
>End of LEGA STUFF----
Austin: yay
>The epic series continues with another one of the
>greatest sonic stories ever written
>
>
David:Hey, why didnt Scott come
Jamie: He's still sore no one told hm what happened a few weeks ago..
Austin: Didnt it also happen last night?
Jamie: Austin, quiet!!
>SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK 4
>Meet Dr. Quack
Austin: But I just came back from a proct-
David: Dont start with me...
>It was another day in knothole city and like many days
>it was a good day.
David: Knothole Village. VILLAGE
Austin: The day was good becasue they had barbeued Dr.Quack
>Bunnie was fixing the sproket wheels
Jamie: Ditz
>with rotor, Sally was organizing the freedom fighter
>picnic
David: Well, at least she's ORGANIZING rather than "Orgazining"
>and Sonic was jamming to Greenday in his hut.
David: I swear i hear 1 more Greenday reference I'm gonna kill him
> "Ah
>yeas a fine day indeed" thought rotor as he acidentilly
>dunked a sproket in coffee and bit it "Ow" he said.
>
>
Jamie: Ditz.Wait..That was rotor not bunnie..
Austin:><<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>
David: hey, a new look
>Robotropolis
>A Wooden Shack
Austin: Budget cuts. They need some cheap thrills
David:....
>"Hmmm" said Roobotnik, "Well Robotropolis got blown up
>so we have to stay here until we can repair the city"
Jamie: Juts how do you "reapir" a city that blew up?
>Then Scratch pushed a button and it launched a SWAT
>missle.
>"You blithirig ditiot!" said Robotnik "That was our last
>missile!"
>"OOp heh hheh" went Scrotch
Austin: Scrotch...
Jamie: I'm getting annoyed by all these Beavis and Butthead references..doesn't
he realized BandBH sucks?
Austin:><<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>
>Sonic's Hut
Scott: Hey guys, did I miss anything..hey, Sonic has a pet Hutt!
>Sonic and Tails are jamming to Greenday but Tails trips
>over the CD player.
David finds and kills SonicFan
>"Argr" sasid Sonic
Austin I have a cousin named Arger Sasid
> "Now we have to fix it"
Jamie:Well isn't that just DUCKY?!
>"I know said ails"
David: This reminds me of that SonicFan parody..
> Tails kicked the CD player "Work you
>focking peice of junk!" said Tails
>"You shouldn't say bad words"
David: (Tails) I can say whatever the fock I focking want to because I dont
have to focking listen to your focking suggestions, you...fock!
> said Sonic ":::looks out
>the window::: hey what's that"
Jamie: Sonic thinks his simming
>JUST THEN ROTOR JUMPS THROUGH THE WINDOW OF THE HUT!!!!
David: (Rotor) Hey, I was just practicing my butt slam. Sorry
Austin: (Sonniku as Sonic as Rotor) Oh Hang, thats ok, go ahead
>"Sonic!!!!!!!!!" says Rotor "Look out a SWAT missle is
>headed at us! ahh oh no oh no ahh ahh ahh ahhhhh!"
Scott: Hot coals will ahev that effect on you. Especially when they are 105
degrees feirenhiet
>"No sweat rote I beat those all the time" sonic said
>cooly
Scott: My dictionary doesn't say Cooly.
> "I'll just do thje sonic spin and bam bam jucie
>time and the missle is dead"
Austin: Juicy Juice? HOORAY!!
>JUST THEN A SWAT MISSLE FLYS IN THROUGH THE WINDOW!!!!!
Jamie: Convenient how Robotnik seemingly aims all missles at Knothole but still
cant find them
>"YAAHHHHH!!!" said Rotor
>Sonic ran atround but the SWAT missle chased him around.
Scott: Let's see, Sonic goes at say 60MPH, and the average missile goes about
100 or so MPH, so It should ahve blown him to bits by now
>SOnic jumped behind the couch.
David: Sonic's evil CLone-SOnic!!!
>Tails hit the missle with
>a guitar but that made it mad.
Scott: Missiles have emotions?
>Then it chased after
>tails and Rotor threw coffee on it and the missle went
>flying at the couch. Then sonic led the missle into the
>closet and closed the door
David: (Sonic) Iknow! Let's lead it to the closet, where it'll blow lot's a by
then shredded metal and plastic in evrywhich way causing our very own
destruction!
>After a few minutes Sonic
>let the confused missle out of the closet and it hit a
>tree outside and blew up.
Austin: that missile's gay
>"Yo yo missle can't mess with the blue-hog" sadi Sonic
Austin: Sadi? That's my friend's name
>"But you know what thgis means"
Scott: No, I dont know what thgis means. Darn dictionary!
>said Royor
>"No" said Sonic
>"Robotnik is back!" said ROtor
David: Rotor's evil CLone-ROtor
>"No focking way man!" said Sonic
Scott: WALRUS!!
>"Yeah!" said Rotor
>"Well you know what that means" said Sonic
>"Right" said Tailes
Austin: We go for a round of toilet paper tag
David: Austin, no
Austin:>"It's time to
>FIGHT ROBOTNIK!!!!"
>They all said
>So they went to tell Sally but meanwhile in
>Robotropolis....
>
><<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
>
David: Whoa... Austin have you been eating those muffins again?
Austin:>Wooden Shack, Robotropolis
>
>Yes, I have been eating muffins.
>Robotnik is kicking bot butt!
Scott: Prove it
>"You stupid bots" went a robotnik
David: A robotnik. He's CLoned himself..
Scott: Episode 2: The Clone Wars!!
David: What?
Scott; Star Wars reference
>"You wasted our last
>missle!"
>"Ow ow ow" goes Grounder "D'oh we not know"
>"Ah sir" said Snively
>"SHUT UP SNIVELY!" said Robotnik
>Robotnik kicks more bot butt!
>Scratch gets kicked through the wall of the shack
David: Robotnik: No, That was the main wall!!
>"Yaddy yadda!" says Scratch
>"Ah sir" said Snively
>"I SAID SHUTUP!" Robotnik says
>RObotnik kicks some Snivley butt!
>JUST THEN A SPACESHIP CRASHES RIGHT OUTSIDE THE SHACK!
Scott; AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET RID OF CAPS
>"Hmmmm did you hear that" said Robotnik
Snively: No, sir. That wall right Grounder made seems to prevent me from
hearing things.
>They all went outside to look
David: For God's sake THERES A HOLE IN THE WALL!! USE IT AS A WINDOW!!!!
>The door on the spaceship opened
>A man walked out
>"Hello" said the man "My name is Dr. Quack. I come to
>take over planets quack quack"
Austin: Howard the Duck
Scott: Another George Lucas movie
Austin: No, Lucas makes my tummy ache.
>"Hello" said Robotnik "I am Dr. Ivo Robotnik and I am
>ruler of this planet but the HEDGEHOG BLEW UP MY CITY!"
>"Hmmm" said Dr Quack
> "I seem to be stuck here but if we
>work together we can take care of that hedgehog. But I
>will require payment"
Scott: 10,000. All in advance.
David: 10,000? We can almost buy our own ship for that!!
>"Want a deep fried hotdog on a stick?" said Grounder
>"Hmmm yeah" said Quack
>"Mmm I like these I want lots" said
Jamie: but you dont even have one
>Quack
>"Good I will give you hotdog on a stick, but you have to
>help me kill the hedgehog" Robotnik said
Scott: (Robotnik) hmmm..Hotdogs on sticks must be money on their planet...If I
were there, I'd be filthy rich!!
>"Ok" said Quack "ATTENTION BOTS! FORWARD MARCH!!!"
>STOMP STOMP STOMP
>Millions of bots walked out of the spaceship
>"Bots are good" said Robotnik "But that hedgehog is
>powerful, he can beat BILLIONS of bots!"
>"Muhahahah" said Quack "But I have another weapon,
Austin: My a
David: Dammit Austin!!!
David beats the crap out of Austin
Austin: Ow OW Dammit OW AAH!!
Austin:>the
>MEGA-GEM!"
>"HAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!" said Robotnik,
>"Freedom fighters will pay AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!"
>
><<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
David: Maybe I kicked the crap out of Austin too hard...
>Knotohoel
>
>"Sally!" said Sonic "Robotnik is back!"
>"What oh no" said Sally "We have to fight him"
>Sally gathered all of knothole's FF's together
Austin: And they all ahd a mass org- hey David... aren't you going to stop me?
David: No. I warn you then kick your ass and you just keep doing it. Im wasting
my time
>"Attention" she said "Robotnik is back"
>They all gasped
Jamie; Yes, they thoguht he was too fat in hawaii.
>"We need to fight him again" she said
>They all cheered
All: YAY
>She sent Tails on a spy mission to Robotropolis
>
><<<<<<<>>>>>>>
Jamie: Dien't Sally (whore) usually say he's too young?
>Knothole
>
>Rotor is dunking donuts in the power ring pool
All; what?
>"Hey what are you doing" said Jackerey Prower
David: Nice name
Terminator: Uncle Bob?
>"Your
>donuts will get soggy"
David: (Rotor) WHAT THE FOCK DO YOU CARE YOU FOCKING KNOCKOFF?!
>"No" said Rotor "I replaced the power crystal with
>coffee crystals"
>"But what about power rings?" said Sonic
>"Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh oh no oh no oh no oh no oh
>no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no I forgot" said Rotor
Jamie: Coffee rings are good..unless you miss one one day
and you cant do anything without demanding your coffee!!
>"Hey now what will I do power rings won't work with
>coffee on them" said sonic
>"It will be months before we can fix it" said Rotor
David:(Tails) Hey, let's waist another eyar looking for Uncle Bob!
Terminator: Uncle Bob?
>"FOCK!" said Sonic "Now I have to fight robotnik without
>power rings! Fock you Rotor! Fock you!"
David: (Rotor) You're focking welcome
Austin: (Rotor) just let me suck your
Jamie snickers><<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>
>Robotropolis
>
>The cameraman's view is blocked but we hear...
>BAM! KABOOM! BANG! ZAP! KABAMO!
>WHHOOOSH! BADOOOM! KAPOW!
David: Blocked by what? Did he fall into a plot hole?
><<<<<<<>>>>>>>>
>
>"AAHHHHHH!!!" went tails
>VROOOOMMMMMMMMMM KRRRAAAASSSHHHHHHHHHHH SHHPOOOWWWWWWWW
>BOOOOOMMMMMMMMM
Jamie: This rmeinds me of
Scott: LAST NIGHT!! TELL ME NOW!!
Jamie:...
>Tails ran into Antoinne
>Antoinne went "AYe AYe AIEEEEEE NON NON WHA????"
>"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" went Tails
>"Calm down Tails!" said Sally
>"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" said Tails "THERE WERE BOTS!!!"
>"How many" said SOnic
>"A BILLION MILLION!" said Tails "And there were SWAT
>bots and EVIL bots and MONKEY bots and SPIDER bots and
>POWER bots!"
>"Oh no oh no oh no ho no" said Rotor
>Sonic fights with Rotor!
>"Cut that out" sally kicks them
>"AHHH!" said "Tasuls and I was in ahuge fights with them
>there was so much action you
David: Can anyone make snese of that?
All: No
>wouldn't belive!"
>"Sacre Blue!" said Antoinne
>"And there was a ship! and a guy named Dr Quack!" said
>Tails
>"Woah new Badnik?" said Sonic
>"Sacre Blue!" said Antoinne
>"No prob lil bro" said Sonic "I can beat a billion bots
Austin: But not while they do the can-can
>standing behind my back"
David: what?
>"wow cool sonic" said Tails
>Sally made a battle plan and showed it to the freedom
>fighters "Ok, we go into Robotropolis and fight the bots
>and blow up the ship"
Jamie: (Sally) Sorry I culdn't think of something better but I was too busy
being a whore.
>said Sally
>"It's Jammin' Penut butter Jive time!" said Sonic
>They went to robotropolis
David: Jammin Penut jive time?
Terminator: Uncle Bob?
><<<<<<<>>>>>>>
>
>As soon as the freedom fighters got there an exciting
>battle took place.
Austin: I wanna see!!
>Sonic fought some bots!
David: )Batman 70's show): POW!! BLAM!! DOPE!!
>Sally and Bunnie and Antoinne were shooting bots with
>paint guns.
>Tails Karatre kicked the bots!
>haiiiiyyyayyayYYYYYASAAAAAAA!!!!
>And Rotor dismantled a bot
>Sonic was killing bots but then a evil bot was going to
>blade his head off! YAHAHHH!!
Scott: Blade his head off?
Terminator: Uncle Bob?
>Sally shot it with a rocket launcher! KABOOOMMM!!!
>DROONNNNNEEEE!!!
>More bots
>said sonic
>Sonic zoomed and dashed and killed them
>"Hey bots don't drone just fight" said Sonic
>Then more bots apperead on the horizon
Jamie: Where were they housed? Robotnik's shack?
>"Don't these dudes get tired" Sonic thought out loud
>Bunnie threw the cybersuit to sonic.
Sonic: Dammit Bunnie I thought you were on my side!!
>Sonic caught it
>"ALL RIGHT!!!!!!!"
>Sonic put on the suit
>DUNN DUUN DUNNNNNN
>CYBERSONIC!
All: ooooh...
>SOnic was way past cool cyber style!
>Then he fought the bots with Cyberweapons
>WHEEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEHEHGUDGUGIOOO!! DROONNNEEEE
>BOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!
>BANG!
>KRAK!@
>BOOM!
>BARG!
>JHOT!
>ADBN!
>EROROTIOROOOOOP!
Austin: Erotictrooper?!
David: Can anyone explain that?
All: No
>The bots are dead but what's this?
>WHAT'S THIS???
>WHAT THE FOCK IS THIS!!!!?!?!?!?!
David: ITS A FOCKING PLOT HOLE
>Thought Sonic
>SNIVELY HAD A CYBERSUIT OF HIS OWN!
>But sonic cyber-punched Snivley first and Snivley went
>flying up 500000 feet in the air
>"YEeeeaahhhh" said sonic
>After more bot blasting action all the robots were dead,
>or were they?
Jose: Yes they were
All: Hey, get out of here
>Dr Quack stepped out of the ship
>"Quaak quaaak" he said "So Headgehog, quaaack, you seem
>to have killed my bots waaak wakk quack. But I still
>have the power of the MEGA-GEM!"
>"The what?" said Sonic
>"THIS!! quaakk waakkk" said Quack
>Dr. qUACK used the power of the
Austin: Penis Enlargener!!
David: Austin, you're going to get us in trouble again!!
>MEGA-GEM on sonic.
>THE CYBERSUIT BLEW UP!!!
SONCI IS DEAD
>Quack powered up the mEgA-GEM again!!!!!!!!
>"WE GOTTA RUN!!!!" said Sonic
>And the freedom fighters ran away back to Knathole
Jamie: Kanthole: A popular cafe fr Gnats
>"QUAAKAKK QUAAACKK QUAAAAAAAACK HA HA QUACK!" said Dr.
>Quack
All:.....
>"Whew," said Sonic "Well at least we killed all the
>bots"
>"No we didn't sonic I noticed that there were a lot more
>bots we didn't fight" said Tails
>"Oh well" said Sonic "I'm hungry I need a chilidog!"
Jamie: (Sally) THere's an alien duck out to destroy us, there's a lot of Swat
bots and there's Robotnik : We need a plan!!
Scott: (Rotor)I have no ideas as usual
Austin:(Tails) I propose a Lactation Lounge
David: (Sonic) I know, let's eat a chili dog!!!
All: YAY!!
><<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>
>
>We'll be right back
>
><<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>
>
>Hi there. We're back. The scene is Knothole villiage.
....
>Sally is planning the next attack while Rotor and Sonic
>are arguing
>"Hey assmunch!" said Sonic "You were lazy all you did
>was dismantle a bot while I was killing millions of
>them!"
Scott: (Rotor) But I'm more usefull
David: (Sonic) usefull my ass!!
>"I was getting some chips out of it ok?" said Rotor
>"Fock you rotor" said sonic "You're a chicken BOCK BOCK
>BGAAAWK!"
>"Go fock yourself" said Rotor
Sonic: I already did I need something else to do!!
>Sonic went back to his hut
Scott: Where did he get that pet Hutt?
>"Stupid Rotor" he said "Putting coffee in the power ring
>pool"
>Sonic grabbed his guitar and played the Rotor Sucks Song
>You can sing along! (or not)
>
>
David: This better not be Greenday
>ROtor Sucks!
>Rotor Sucks!
>He so stupid
>He just sucks!
>He's to fat!
>Rotor Sucks!
>Walrus face
>Rotor sucks!
>
>Then Tails walked into the hut
Tails sucks
Hes so stupid
He just sucks
H's so fat
Tails sucks
Walrus face
Tails sucks!
>"Hey sonic what are you
>jamming to?" he said
>"Just a song about how rotor sucks" said sonic
>"Yeah but Rotors smart and he knows stuff" said Tails
>"Yeah I guess you right" said sonic
>Sonic made up with rotor and they gave hi-5's and were
>freinds again.
David: Damn !! I was hoping for a bloody fight
Jamie: There wouldn't be any detail..keep in mind SonicFan wrote this
David: Damn !!
><<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>
>
>Later....
MOBIUS BLEW UP
>"So rotor" said Sonic "How can we beat the MEGA-GEM?"
>"To beat the MEGA-GEM we need and ANTI-MEGA-GEM said
>Rotor "But I don't know where to find one,
>"Maybe my uncle, Rabbi Prower, knows" said Tails
>"Who?" said Sonic
>"The guy who owns the Knothole Kosher Deli" said Tails
David: Does tails have a horny granpa or what?
Jamie giggles
Austin chuckles
Scott: Ok, is this some sort of an in-joke?
Austin:>"Woah that place must have always been there but I just
>didn't know that it was there" sonic said
>"Let's, er, juice n' jam, i think" said Rotor
>"RIGHT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said
>sonic
>
><<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>
>
>
>Knothole Kosher Deli
>
>They walk into the Deli
>"Hiya Unc!" said Tails
>"Hello, it is my nephew Tails, what do you want today?"
>said Rabbi
>"I was kind of wondering if you know anything about an
>ANTI-MEGA-GEM" said Tails
>"An anti mega gem?" said Rabbi
Austin: (Rabbi) No, but I do circumsizions by the hour!
>"Well let's see you can
>find the great crystal of Zgghgotoytin in the ice caves
>up north"
>"Wow thanks!" said Tails
>"Now either buy something or get the fock out of my
>deli" said Rabbi
>
><<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>
>
>
>Robotropolis
>
>The robots are rebuilding the city
>HI HO HI HO IT'S OFF TO WORK WE GO
>DROONE DRONE DRONE DRONE DRONE DRONE DRONE DRONE
>HI HO
>HI HO
>
>
Austin: I dont feel good..
Austin:
><<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>
>
>Knothole
>DUNN DUNUNUNUNUNJUN DUNN DUNNN!!
>DUNN DUNN!
>DUNUNUNUNUNUN DUNNN DUNNNN!
>DUNNN DUNN!!!!
>DUN NUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUN!
>DUUUNNNNNNNNN DUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
>DARRRNARRRRRR!!!
David: I doubt anyone can make sense of that
>WHEEEOOOOOOOOOO
>DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUN!!!!
>DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
>BOOM BOOM BOOM-BA-DOOM!
>
>Sonic and the band were having one last jam session
>before Sonic Tails Rotor and Antoinne left to get the
>crystal.
>Sally and Bunnie were preparing more rocket lunchers.
>"Yo sal see ya ROUND!!!!!!!" said Sonic
>BZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!! they zoomed off
>
><<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>
>
>
David: ...
>A feild
>
>"Doo doo doo" said ROtor "I'm walking
>along...WWOOOOOAQAHHHHH!!!!"
>They all fell into a hole
Scott: A plot hole
>"Hey I can't see" said Tails
>Just then A VOICE SPOKE
>----WARNING MATURE CONTENT AHEAD!------
>"Hey , want some yiffy vixens?" said the voice
>------OK KIds back to apporpiatre content! :)------
>"Huh huh that would be cool" said sonic
>"Just go into that room" said the
David: Yiffy...last night was pretty yiffy
Scott; AHA!! SO THATS WHAT HAPPENED!!
>voice
>A door lit up
>"heh heh that's right in there....*DRONE*....er i
>mean..." said the voice
>"Hey WAIT!!!!" said Sonic "It's a robot! This is a
>trap!"
>"Nooo!" said the voice "You have to go into the room of
>death!"
Austin: And DIE
>"Fat chance robo-brane!" said Tails
>JUST THEN THE LIGHTS WENT ON
>And they saw...
>ROBO-PROWER!
>"Ha ha ha FIGHT TIME!" said ROBO-Prower
>BANG BANG FRAHFHS ROOOOOO
>HA DOOO KEN!!!!!
>BANG HOOOIIII
>THE lights went off
>CRRRUUNNNCCHHHHHHH SCREEEEEEEEEEEECCHHHHHH KAAAABLAM!!
>KABLOMO! GLOOP! SPLOSH! SPAKKK!!! WAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!
>ORP!
>FYIE! OOOORRRRGHHHH!!!
>GRAKKAA GRKKA!
>CREAK CRAK CRAK!!!
>SNAP!
>CRACKLE!
>hey where's pop
>POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!
>!!!!!!!!
All:...
>!!!!!!!!
>tHEN tHE liGHtS WeRe BACk On
>"Wow what an exciting battle!" said Rotor
>"Oui!" said Antoinne
>
><<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>The Ice Caves
>
>"Well let's go in" said Sonic
>They went in and slipped and slided through an ice maze
>WHEEEE said Tails as he slid down a steep hill
>Tails fell into a pit but since he could fly it didn't
>matter
David: Well that was pointless
>Rotor fell in the pit too but antoinne helped him out
>After much struggle they reached the crystal
>Sonic grabbed it
>BUT THEN THE CAVE STARTED TO COLLAPSE AND A GIANT ICICLE
>WAS SLIDING AFTER THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS!
Scott: Indiana Jones: a ROck not an icicle!!
>"ahhhh" said Rotor
>They all jumped on sonic and sonic ran and ran and
>SLIPPED ON SLIPPERY ICE!!!
>WahahhhhhH!!! Will we make it!?!?
>Sonic escaped just in the nick of time!
>A resounding phew echoed from the group
>CLIK
>But then thousands of bots pointed their lasers at the
>freedom fighters
>"UH OH!!!
>" said sonic
>
><<<<<<<>>>>>>>>
>
>They're in big trouble now!
>"HHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!" said RObotnik "Hedgehog on ice I like
>it HAHHAHAHAHHAAHHHA"
>"QUAAKK QUAAAAAK" said Quack "ME TOO!!!
>HAHHAHHAWUAKHAHAHHAH QUAK HAHHAHAHA WAAAAAKKKKK!!!!"
>"Give me the crystal!" said Quack! "Now!"
>"No no no!" said Sonic
>"SONIC!" whispered Rooter
>"I have a plan" said sonic "You guys run NOW!"
>They ran. Then the bots looked
Austin: Like fags
> at them and Sonic jumped
>on his snowboard
>The bots looked at sonic giving the other freedom
>fighters time to hide!
>"DAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!" said Ropotnik
David: Robotnik's clone..Ropotnik
>"GET THAT
>HEDGEHOG!!!!!"
>The SWAT bots chased sonic, they had hover-skis, hover-
>snowmobiles and hover-tobbogains
>Sonic was snowbaording down a cliff and he hit a jump.
>2 SWAT bots on snowmobiles hit the jump too and crashed
>into each other in mid-air!
...
>Sonic went around trees and the tobbogain swats ran into
>them
>Fire and bot parts were a-flyin'
>"Wonky juicin jam time!" said sonic
Austin: NASTY
>as he did a flip in
>the air
>Some bots tried to do this on their skis but they landed
>on their heads
>The snowmobile bots were shooting at sonic but they
>missed
>Robotnik and Quack were in the helicopter shooting at
>sonic but they missed too
Scott: Oh,come on Sonic goes about 60MPH people have shot cheetahs at full
speeds
>"He is fast!" said Quack
>Grounder and Scratch were chasing sonic on their zamboni
David: a what?
>"Huhuhuhuhuhu!" said Grounder "Eat lead!"
>Grounder shot the zamboni's machine gun at sonic, just
>barely missing him
>"Hhehehehehehheh" said Scratch "You suck Grounder!"
>"Shutup Dillhole!" said Grounder
>Scratch kicked Grounder in the nads
David; THATS ENOUGH!! SONICFAN ENOUGH WITH BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD
Jamies: 1: That's my line and 2: You killed him.
>Then the zamboni fell off a cliff
>KABOOOOOMMMM!!!
>Sonic went over another jump and slammed a Mountain Dew!
...
>"Grr" said Robotnik "Send the TANKbot after him!"
>BUMM BUMM BUMMMMM
>TANKbot mark III
>The TANKbot was made for Snow travel and it quickly
>caught up to sonic and fired missles
David: But suddenly it blew up!!
>at him.
>"Woah woah WOOOOOHHHH!!!" said Sonic
>Then Sonic was headed straight for a cliff!
>TANKbot stopped but sonic kept going and went right off
>the cliff!
>All the bots stopped to look off the cliff
Sonic dies!!!
>THen Dulcy flew up. Sonic had landed on her wing. Sally
>and Bunnie were on Dulcy too,
Jamie: A new Children's Book: The Freedom Fighters, the Whore and the Ditz
>and they blew all the bots
>away with their rocket launchers.
>"Hey Sal," said Sonic "How did you know I would be
>here?"
>"Oh I just did" smiled Sally
>They picked up Antoinne Tails and Rotor and escaped back
>to Knothole
>
><<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>
David: Austin, can you get us some popcorn?
>Knothole
>
>Sonic was eating 500 chili dogs
Jamie: I dont think I want any popcorn...
>"All that action makes hedgehog hungry" said Sonic
>MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH
>"Well time to go fight robotnik" said Sally
>"Yep" said Sonic
>"All right" said Tails
David: (Sonic) Oh man, I'm gonna barf on Tails>"JAM JAM WHAM BAM JUICY JAM
ZAM!" went sonic's battle
>cry
>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>!!
>
><<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>
>
>Robotropolis
David: Why are all of Sonics' "War Cries" so gay?
>An explosive battle took place, Sonic fighting without
>his cybersuit, but the rockey launchers made up for
>that.
>Bots got killed, but the EVIL bots
Jamie: Oh, excuse me, the EVIL bots!!
>were harder to kill
>than SWAT bots and the MONKEY bots were agile
>"Boy I hate new bots" said sonic, while running fastly
>After the battle the bots were dead and the freedom
>fighters were in the Death Egg.
David: Ok, whats with the Death egg?
Austin: I got the snacks
David: hey, wher'es my change?
Austin: Oh, I got a Dr.Pepper and a KitKat bar..
David: Then get us something esle with your money
Austin:aw..
>"Face the wrath of my MEGA-GEM!" said Dr. Quack
>Sonic used the crystal on Dr. Quack and the MEGA-GEM was
>destroyed and Dr. Quack was frozen.
David: (Sonic as Homer Simpson) mmmmm...frozen duck dinner...
>Then Bunnie kicked robotnik in the head and pounded on
>his skull with her metal arm
>"Ow ow ow ow cut that out" went Robotnik
>Just then Robotnik pushed the emergency aLarm and more
>bots came running out to his aid.
>The bots grabbed Bunnie and threw her at the freedom
>fighter's they get knocked down!
Scott: WHy settle for puncuation when you can have crappy writing?
>Tails walks over to the audio control terminal, puts in
>a CD and blasts Greenday music.
David: JUST SHUT UP GREENDAY SUCKS
>Then sonic and sally and tails and rotor and antoinne
>fought will all their might and killed the bots but
>robotnik had escaped, but Bunnie was injured
>"no" said rotor
>"We have to get back to Knothole NOW" said Sally
>So back they went
David: and had 5000chili dogs
>em are blue and some of em are yella and some of em are
>green and some of em are purple and some of em are cyan
>heck y'all all some of em aren't even stars at all!"
>"Are you alright Bunnie" said Doctor Prower
>"Yeh heck y'all" said Bunnie
>"Well we beat robotnik again but he will attack again"
Jamie: Ditz
Austin: Im back
>said Sonic
>"That I can agree with" said Rotor
>"Hey Rote how are the power rings" said Sonic
>"They work now but they taste like coffee" said Rotor
>"Don't worry I won't eat them!" said Sonic
>Everybody laughed
>
><<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>
>
>
>Robotropolis
>
>"Huh hhuh huh" said Grounder "That sucked"
>"You stupid bots!" said Robotnik "This was all your
>fault!"
>"Uhhhh...like, no it wasn't" said Grounder
>"Heh heh heh YEAH! heh heh" said Scratch
Jamie: NO MORE BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD
>"Your right, I guess it was....Dr. Quacks fault" said
>Robotnik
>"He is cryo frozen" said Robotnik "But I don't think I
>will be unthawing that imbicile any time soon. Speaking
>of idiots, where's Snivley?"
>
><<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>
Austin: Snively ah the runs...
>Knothole
>It is Christmastime at knothole villiage. All the
>animals are sitting down to the Christmas Dinner. Uncle
>chuck is just about to carve the turkey when.....
>SNIVELY'S DEAD BODY FALLS THROUGH THE ROOF AND LANDS ON
>THE TABLE!
David and Austin; DELICIOUS!!!!!
>"Oh no Christmas is runined!" said Sally
>"YOU FOCKING BASTARDS!!!!" said Tails
>Sally kicked Tails in the head "Don't say that!"
>Sonic sighed "Juicy jam peanut butter no more"
David: what?
>Robotropolis
>
>"This time *I* had the last laugh!" said Robotnik
>"HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!"
David: What exitement
><<<<<<<>>>>>>>
>
>THE END
>
>If you want to read more good storys like this one, read
>the other Sonic Fights Robotnik storys
>
>Sonic Fights Robotnik
>Sonic Fights Robotnik 2: The next Battle
>Sonic Fights Robotnik 3: Too Fast for the Naked Eye
Scott: The Sonic fights Robotnik Trilogy: You haven't seen anything until
you've seen everything
>Look for them on your favorite sonic website if you
>can't find them just go to www.dejanews.com and search
>for "sonic fights robotnik"
>Any questions comments flames or requests for reposts of
>previus storys or stuff just email
>sonic...@yahoo.com
>
><<<<<<<COMING SOON>>>>>>>>>
>
>The Next Chapter in the SFR series!
>
>Sonic Fights Robotnik 5: The Good Snivley
David: Come one guys lets go. I think their showing "Lethal Weapon 4"
Scott: Then lets stay It's coming on right now
Jose Solano
Liam
John Will
Okay, this isn't really that funny, but my sense of humour has gone as bad as my
breath, and
this is my first attempt at MSTing something...
I stayed up till 2:00 in the morning last night working on this...
Zantiro: *Yawn* So what movie are we goin' to see?
Furgess: I dunno. Something about Sonic fighting Robotnik.
Kerri: Is it good? Did Siskel & Ebert finally agree on something?
Furgess: Um, I think reviewers have called it "a piece of crap that took
5 minutes to write and 10 minutes to shoot." So, yeah, I'd say they agreed
on something: that it sucked.
Zantiro: Can we go home now?
Furgess: Shut up, we've got to do this MST.
>LEGAL STUFF-----------
>All characters like Sonic and stuff, fetured in this
>story are copyright of SEGA and Archie Comics. Other
>copyrights like Beavis and Butthead and Mountain Due
Furgess: Hm, I've never had Mountain Due before, I'll have to try it
sometime.
> and
>Greenday are copyrights of other companies.
Zantiro: Oh, great, more Green Day. I mean, they're cool and all, but
when's he gonna realize that they've got no place in a Sonic fic?
>THe author
>of this story does not intend to imply ownership of
>anything or anycharacters in the following story
Kerri: WOW!!! Did you see THAT?!
Zantiro: What?
Kerri: Sonic Fan's IQ went up 10 whole points in 2 minutes!!
>End of LEGA STUFF----
>
>The epic series continues with another one of the
>greatest sonic stories ever written
Kerri: Whoops, guess not...
Furgess: When will this series ever *end*?! When will he stop plauging us
with this crap?! Make it die...
>
>SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK 4
Zantiro: Why are movie sequels always so bad, yet so irresistable?
>Meet Dr. Quack
>
>
>It was another day in knothole city and like many days
>it was a good day.
Kerri: It was a good day because we decided to do this MST.
Furgess: And *boy*, it's a good thing we did...
>Bunnie was fixing the sproket wheels
>with rotor,
Zantiro: But, unfortunately, neither of them knew how to fix the sprockets
and they exploded, killing both of them. The end, let's go home.
> Sally was organizing the freedom fighter
>picnic and Sonic was jamming to Greenday in his hut.
Furgess: *groan* More off-planet references. He might as well be listening
to "Little Brown Jug".
Kerri: If he mispells "Green Day" one more time...
> "Ah
>yeas a fine day indeed" thought rotor as he acidentilly
Zantiro: Tripped over a shovel.
>dunked a sproket in coffee and bit it "Ow" he said.
Zantiro: (Homer Simpson) "Mmmm...purple..."
>
><<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>
Kerri: He really has improved. He changed his little pattern and made it
all pointy.
Furgess: Which isn't necessarily an improvement.
>
>Robotropolis
>A Wooden Shack
Zantiro: Since when is Robotropolis a wooden shack?
>
>"Hmmm" said Roobotnik, "Well Robotropolis got blown up
>so we have to stay here until we can repair the city"
Zantiro: We've got that plothole repaired, sir.
>Then Scratch pushed a button and it launched a SWAT
>missle.
>"You blithirig ditiot!" said Robotnik
Furgess: He was still getting over his cold.
> "That was our last
>missile!"
>"OOp heh hheh" went Scrotch
Furgess: Or maybe Sonic Fan is just suffering from a severe case of Typo
Syndrome.
>
><<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>
>
>Sonic's Hut
>
>Sonic and Tails are jamming to Greenday but Tails trips
>over the CD player.
Kerri: (Tails) "Help me, Sonic, I tripped over a CD player!"
Furgess: Shame on you, Sonic. You shouldn't leave plotholes lying around
where people can fall into them!
>"Argr" sasid Sonic "Now we have to fix it"
>"I know said ails" Tails kicked the CD player "Work you
>focking peice of junk!" said Tails
Zantiro: Oh, sure. Kicking my household appliances *always* works. I do it
*all* the time.
>"You shouldn't say bad words" said Sonic
Kerri: (Sonic) "Not that you used any..."
> ":::looks out
>the window::: hey what's that"
Zantiro: He turned his head so fast, that his question mark detached from
his sentence and went flying out the window.
>JUST THEN ROTOR JUMPS THROUGH THE WINDOW OF THE HUT!!!!
Furgess: AND LANDS ON THE CAPS LOCK KEY!!!!
>"Sonic!!!!!!!!!" says Rotor "Look out a SWAT missle is
>headed at us! ahh oh no oh no ahh ahh ahh ahhhhh!"
>"No sweat rote I beat those all the time"
Kerri: Mainly because Sonic Fan can't think of anything else to write...
> sonic said
>cooly "I'll just do thje sonic spin and bam bam jucie
>time and the missle is dead"
Zantiro: I had no idea missles were animate....
>JUST THEN A SWAT MISSLE FLYS IN THROUGH THE WINDOW!!!!!
Furgess: AND TURNS ON THE CAPS LOCK!!!!!
>"YAAHHHHH!!!" said Rotor
>Sonic ran atround but the SWAT missle chased him around.
>SOnic jumped behind the couch. Tails hit the missle with
>a guitar but that made it mad.
Kerri: Then the neck broke off, someone came along and put it onto
the body of a Mustang, and made Mobius' first Jag-Stang.
> Then it chased after
>tails and Rotor threw coffee on it and the missle went
>flying at the couch.
Furgess: Apparently his notions of a missle defense were a bit quaint.
Zantiro: Why did it go after the couch? It's not like the couch threw
coffee on it...
> Then sonic led the missle into the
>closet and closed the door. After a few minutes Sonic
>let the confused missle out of the closet and it hit a
>tree outside and blew up.
Kerri: Couldn't it have hit the door and blew up?
Furgess: This is turning into a regular AoSTH cartoon...
>"Yo yo missle can't mess with the blue-hog" sadi Sonic
>"But you know what thgis means" said Royor
Zantiro: Who's Royor? Rotor's twin brother?
>"No" said Sonic
>"Robotnik is back!" said ROtor
>"No focking way man!" said Sonic
>"Yeah!" said Rotor
>"Well you know what that means" said Sonic
Kerri: (Sonic) "It's time to repeat the same story again!"
>"Right" said Tailes
>"It's time to
>FIGHT ROBOTNIK!!!!"
Kerri: Yup...
Furgess: Well, waddaya expect from Sonic Fan, anyway?
>They all said
>So they went to tell Sally
Zantiro: How old is Sonic Fan, anyway? 6? 4? Maybe even younger?
> but meanwhile in
>Robotropolis....
>
><<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
>Wooden Shack, Robotropolis
>
>Robotnik is kicking bot butt!
>"You stupid bots" went a robotnik
Furgess: A Robotnik? How many Robotniks are there?
> "You wasted our last
>missle!"
>Ow ow ow" goes Grounder "D'oh we not know"
>"Ah sir" said Snively
>"SHUT UP SNIVELY!" said Robotnik
Kerri: (Robotnik) "Can't you see I'm in the middle of an incredibly action
packed fight sequence with no descriptive paragraphs whatsoever?"
>Robotnik kicks more bot butt!
>Scratch gets kicked through the wall of the shack
>"Yaddy yadda!" says Scratch
>"Ah sir" said Snively
>"I SAID SHUTUP!" Robotnik says
Zantiro: (Snively) "But sir, Sonic Fan's right outside!"
Furgess: (Robotnik) "SONIC FAN?! NOOOOOO!!!! HE'LL RUIN ALL MY ATTEMPTS TO
LOOK EVIL!!!!"
>RObotnik kicks some Snivley butt!
>JUST THEN A SPACESHIP CRASHES RIGHT OUTSIDE THE SHACK!
Zantiro: *Don't* say it...
Furgess: AND LANDS ON THE CAPS LOCK KEY!
Zantiro: *groan*
>"Hmmmm did you hear that" said Robotnik
>They all went outside to look
>The door on the spaceship
Kerri: Was all crumpled, and couldn't open. The end, let's go home.
>opened
>A man walked out
>"Hello" said the man "My name is Dr. Quack. I come to
>take over planets quack quack"
Furgess: Get the straight jacket...
>"Hello" said Robotnik "I am Dr. Ivo Robotnik and I am
>ruler of this planet but the HEDGEHOG BLEW UP MY CITY!"
Zantiro: Some ruler he is if he lets everyone blow up his city...
>"Hmmm" said Dr Quack "I seem to be stuck here but if we
>work together we can take care of that hedgehog. But I
>will require payment"
>"Want a deep fried hotdog on a stick?" said Grounder
Kerri: It's called a *corndog*, Sonic Fan, perhaps you've heard of it?
>"Hmmm yeah" said Quack
Kerri: (Dr. Quack) "Oh, yuck!!! What's this disgusting yellow stuff on
the outside??? It tastes like puke!!! Oh, well, I like it anyway."
>"Mmm I like these I want lots" said Quack
>"Good I will give you hotdog on a stick, but you have to
>help me kill the hedgehog" Robotnik said
>"Ok" said Quack "ATTENTION BOTS! FORWARD MARCH!!!"
>STOMP STOMP STOMP
>Millions of bots walked out of the spaceship
>"Bots are good"
Furgess: (Robotnik) "Bots are our friends."
> said Robotnik "But that hedgehog is
>powerful, he can beat BILLIONS of bots!"
>"Muhahahah" said Quack "But I have another weapon, the
>MEGA-GEM!"
Furgess: I'm surprised that Sonic Fan didn't write another million robots
into the story.
Zantiro: Yeah, but it would help if we knew what this "Mega-Gem" was,
what it does, etc.
>"HAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!" said Robotnik,
>"Freedom fighters will pay AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!"
Kerri: No, instead we get another one of Sonic Fan's feeble attempts to
make Robotnik look evil.
Furgess: What, you actually thought this story was gonna be *good*?
>
><<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
>Knotohoel
Zantiro: Where's Knotohoel?
Furgess: It's located somewhere in Typo City.
>
>"Sally!" said Sonic "Robotnik is back!"
>"What oh no" said Sally "We have to fight him"
Kerri: Translation: We have to relive the same story again.
>Sally gathered all of knothole's FF's together
>"Attention" she said "Robotnik is back"
>They all gasped
Furgess: Wow, y'know, this is just *so* well done, I just--wow. I can't
believe how good this is.
>"We need to fight him again" she said
>They all cheered
>She sent Tails on a spy mission to Robotropolis
Zantiro: As I recall, the last time that happened, he got captured.
Kerri: That sentence was pointless enough as it is...
>
><<<<<<<>>>>>>>
>
>Knothole
Zantiro: Um, wait a minute. I thought we were already *in* Knothole.
Furgess: No, we were in Knotohoel.
Zantiro: Oh, yeah.
>
>Rotor is dunking donuts in the power ring pool
>"Hey what are you doing" said Jackerey Prower "Your
>donuts will get soggy"
>"No" said Rotor "I replaced the power crystal with
>coffee crystals"
Kerri: (Rotor) "Now, because of my extreme stupidity and OOC-ness, we
have enough coffee for all of Knothole! Let's hear it for me!"
>"But what about power rings?" said Sonic
>"Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh oh no oh no oh no oh no oh
>no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no I forgot" said Rotor
>"Hey now what will I do power rings won't work with
>coffee on them" said sonic
Furgess: Um, hang on. Coffee grounds can't make power rings anyway.
>"It will be months before we can fix it" said Rotor
>"FOCK!" said Sonic "Now I have to fight robotnik without
>power rings! Fock you Rotor! Fock you!"
Kerri: Yo, Sonic Fan, how 'bout thinking up a less idiotic way to get rid
of the power rings? Like having the power crystal break or something?
Furgess: We're not supposed to be giving Sonic Fan constructive criticism!
We're supposed to be making fun of him!
Kerri: Oh, yeah. I'm sorry, I'll do better!
>
><<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>
>Robotropolis
>
>The cameraman's view is blocked
Zantiro: Another example of how shabbily produced this movie was.
> but we hear...
>BAM! KABOOM! BANG! ZAP! KABAMO!
>WHHOOOSH! BADOOOM! KAPOW!
>
><<<<<<<>>>>>>>>
>
>"AAHHHHHH!!!" went tails
>VROOOOMMMMMMMMMM KRRRAAAASSSHHHHHHHHHHH SHHPOOOWWWWWWWW
>BOOOOOMMMMMMMMM
Furgess: Um, excuse me, but what just happened here?
Zantiro: The "cameraman's view was blocked", remember? So all we get is
a bunch of cheesy sound fx and no exposition.
>Tails ran into Antoinne
>Antoinne went "AYe AYe AIEEEEEE NON NON WHA????"
>"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" went Tails
Kerri: Put them in the psycho asylum too!
>"Calm down Tails!" said Sally
>"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" said Tails "THERE WERE BOTS!!!"
>"How many" said SOnic
>"A BILLION MILLION!" said Tails "And there were SWAT
>bots and EVIL bots and MONKEY bots and SPIDER bots and
>POWER bots!"
Furgess: (Tails) "And PINK bots and ORANGE bots and LITTLE
bots and BIG bots and FUNNY-LOOKING bots and CHEESE FLAVOURED bots and...
and...and...*out of breath*"
>"Oh no oh no oh no ho no" said Rotor
>Sonic fights with Rotor!
>"Cut that out" sally kicks them
Zantiro: That's not the way Sally usually breaks up fights...
>"AHHH!" said "Tasuls and I was in ahuge fights with them
>there was so much action you wouldn't belive!"
Kerri: What the? Who's talking here? And who's Tasuls?
>"Sacre Blue!" said Antoinne
>"And there was a ship! and a guy named Dr Quack!" said
>Tails
>"Woah new Badnik?" said Sonic
>"Sacre Blue!" said Antoinne
Furgess: Yikes! He's repeating himself IN THE SAME FANFIC!!!!
>"No prob lil bro" said Sonic "I can beat a billion bots
>standing behind my back"
>"wow cool sonic" said Tails
>Sally made a battle plan and showed it to the freedom
>fighters "Ok, we go into Robotropolis and fight the bots
>and blow up the ship" said Sally
Kerri: And just *how*, pray tell, will they do that?
>"It's Jammin' Penut butter Jive time!" said Sonic
>They went to robotropolis
>
><<<<<<<>>>>>>>
>
>As soon as the freedom fighters got there an exciting
>battle took place.
Furgess: This is *EXACTLY* like the parody!!!
>Sonic fought some bots!
>Sally and Bunnie and Antoinne were shooting bots with
>paint guns.
>Tails Karatre kicked the bots!
>haiiiiyyyayyayYYYYYASAAAAAAA!!!!
>And Rotor dismantled a bot
Zantiro: Unfortunately, he wasn't quick enough, the bot killed him, and
everyone was happy. The end, let's go home.
>Sonic was killing bots but then a evil bot was going to
>blade his head off! YAHAHHH!!
Kerri: An "evil bot"? What other kind of bot is there?
>Sally shot it with a rocket launcher! KABOOOMMM!!!
>DROONNNNNEEEE!!!
>More bots
>said sonic
>Sonic zoomed and dashed and killed them
>"Hey bots don't drone just fight" said Sonic
Furgess: Yikes! This story's getting worse by the minute!! We'd better
put it on life support...
Zantiro: Nothing's gonna help this story...
>Then more bots apperead on the horizon
>"Don't these dudes get tired" Sonic thought out loud
Kerri: How can you think out loud????!!!
>Bunnie threw the cybersuit to sonic. Sonic caught it
>"ALL RIGHT!!!!!!!"
>Sonic put on the suit
>DUNN DUUN DUNNNNNN
>CYBERSONIC!
>SOnic was way past cool cyber style!
>Then he fought the bots with Cyberweapons
>WHEEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEHEHGUDGUGIOOO!! DROONNNEEEE
Furgess: Pleeeeeeeez? It's getting worse...
Zantiro: So just shut up and keep making fun of it!!
>BOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!
Furgess: (Tails) "Oops, sorry, I had a nuclear fart..."
>BANG!
Kerri: OOOOWWW!!!! MY LEG!!!!
>KRAK!@
>BOOM!
>BARG!
>JHOT!
>ADBN!
>EROROTIOROOOOOP!
Kerri: Anyone care to explain what's going on here?
Furgess: Sonic Fan is just randomly typing keys on his keyboard. "oh,
what's this, a bunch of letters? ooh, i wonder what these look like when
i put them together..."
>The bots are dead but what's this?
>WHAT'S THIS???
>WHAT THE FOCK IS THIS!!!!?!?!?!?!
Zantiro: Yet another mispelled curse.
>Thought Sonic
>SNIVELY HAD A CYBERSUIT OF HIS OWN!
Furgess: This story appears to be missing a page or two here...
Kerri: We must be watching USA Network.
>But sonic cyber-punched Snivley first and Snivley went
>flying up 500000 feet in the air
>"YEeeeaahhhh" said sonic
Zantiro: Well, that was pointless.
Kerri: But was it pointless?
Furgess: AGH!!! Don't start THAT again!!!
>After more bot blasting action all the robots were dead,
>or were they?
>Dr Quack stepped out of the ship
>"Quaak quaaak" he said "So Headgehog, quaaack,
Kerri: (Sonic) "Yo, man, the name is SONIC!!!! S-O-N-I-C!!!!"
> you seem
>to have killed my bots waaak wakk quack.
Furgess: No, they were evil bots, not waaak wakk quack bots.
> But I still
>have the power of
Zantiro: CHEESE!!!
> the MEGA-GEM!"
>"The what?" said Sonic
Kerri: (Dr. Quack) "The PLOTHOLE!!! I'm going to make this story even
more confusing than it already is!!! MUWHAHAHAHAHA!!!! hack, hark, kaff,
kaff..."
>"THIS!! quaakk waakkk" said Quack
Zantiro: The world's largest disco ball!
Furgess: Guaranteed to drive you insane in less than 45 minutes!
Kerri: If it's after then and you're still sane, you get your money back!
>Dr. qUACK used the power of the MEGA-GEM on sonic.
>THE CYBERSUIT BLEW UP!!!
Kerri: And then SONIC BLEW UP TOO!!! The end, let's go home.
>Quack powered up the mEgA-GEM again!!!!!!!!
>"WE GOTTA RUN!!!!" said Sonic
>And the freedom fighters ran away back to Knathole
Furgess: ...and were eaten alive by all the gnats. The end, let's go home.
>"QUAAKAKK QUAAACKK QUAAAAAAAACK HA HA QUACK!" said Dr.
>Quack
>"Whew," said Sonic "Well at least we killed all the
>bots"
>"No we didn't sonic I noticed that there were a lot more
>bots we didn't fight" said Tails
Kerri: A-HA!!! He DID write another 700 million or so robots into the
story!!!
>"Oh well" said Sonic "I'm hungry I need a chilidog!"
>
><<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>
>
>We'll be right back
Zantiro: Quick! Change the channel!
>
><<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>
>
>Hi there. We're back. The scene is Knothole villiage.
>
>Sally is planning the next attack while Rotor and Sonic
>are arguing
Kerri: Back to business as usual.
>"Hey assmunch!" said Sonic "You were lazy all you did
>was dismantle a bot while I was killing millions of
>them!"
>"I was getting some chips out of it ok?" said Rotor
Furgess: (Rotor) "It was only to build another useless invention that
wouldn't work. I know, all I do is sit on my fat butt all day making
stuff that never works, but, y'know..."
>"Fock you rotor" said sonic "You're a chicken BOCK BOCK
>BGAAAWK!"
>"Go fock yourself" said Rotor
>Sonic went back to his hut
>"Stupid Rotor" he said "Putting coffee in the power ring
>pool"
>Sonic grabbed his guitar and played the Rotor Sucks Song
>You can sing along! (or not)
Furgess: Um...nooooo....
Zantiro: Rotor doesn't suck. Sonic Fan just has him acting OOC.
>
>ROtor Sucks!
>Rotor Sucks!
>He so stupid
>He just sucks!
>He's to fat!
>Rotor Sucks!
>Walrus face
>Rotor sucks!
Kerri: The first song in history to be written in only 7 seconds!
Furgess: Which doesn't neccessarily mean it's a GOOD song...
>
>Then Tails walked into the hut "Hey sonic what are you
>jamming to?" he said
>"Just a song about how rotor sucks" said sonic
>"Yeah but Rotors smart and he knows stuff" said Tails
>"Yeah I guess you right" said sonic
Zantiro: And Tails' word is instantly taken as gospel truth.
>Sonic made up with rotor and they gave hi-5's and were
>freinds again.
Kerri: YES!!! I KNEW he was going to mispell "friend" eventually!!!
>
><<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>
>
>Later....
>
>"So rotor" said Sonic "How can we beat the MEGA-GEM?"
>"To beat the MEGA-GEM we need and ANTI-MEGA-GEM said
>Rotor "But I don't know where to find one,
Furgess: (Sonic) "And just HOW did you come to this idiotic conclusion,
Rotor?"
Zantiro: (Rotor) "Why, easy. Sonic Fan couldn't think of an original way
to end this story, oh no."
Kerri: This story has an END? YAAAAAAAAAY!!!! Um, so when is it, exactly?
>"Maybe my uncle, Rabbi Prower, knows" said Tails
>"Who?" said Sonic
>"The guy who owns the Knothole Kosher Deli" said Tails
Furgess: (Tails) "They specialize in Osh Kosh B'Gosh overalls!"
>"Woah that place must have always been there but I just
>didn't know that it was there" sonic said
Zantiro: (Tails) "Really? Me either! Oh, well, I guess you're right, it
isn't really there, so we'll have to think of something even more dumb."
>"Let's, er, juice n' jam, i think" said Rotor
>"RIGHT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said
>sonic
>
><<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>
>
>Knothole Kosher Deli
>
>They walk into the Deli
Kerri: and Tails has another explosive fart.
>"Hiya Unc!" said Tails
Kerri: (Tails) "Whoops, sorry 'bout that, I'll just leave now, heh heh."
>"Hello, it is my nephew Tails, what do you want today?"
>said Rabbi
Furgess: (Tails) "I want this story to end!!"
>"I was kind of wondering if you know anything about an
>ANTI-MEGA-GEM" said Tails
>"An anti mega gem?" said Rabbi "Well let's see you can
>find the great crystal of Zgghgotoytin in the ice caves
>up north"
Zantiro: (Rabbi) "Which is located somewhere in the Wonderful World of
Random Key Mashing."
>"Wow thanks!" said Tails
>"Now either buy something or get the fock out of my
>deli" said Rabbi
Kerri: (Tails) "I don't think I want any overalls, thanks..."
>
><<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>
>
>Robotropolis
>
>The robots are rebuilding the city
>HI HO HI HO IT'S OFF TO WORK WE GO
>DROONE DRONE DRONE DRONE DRONE DRONE DRONE DRONE
>HI HO
>HI HO
Furgess: AAAAAAGH, NOOOO!!!! Kill us with Wizard of Oz references, I don't
care, but not "Snow White and the Seven Dorks"!
>
><<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>
>
>Knothole
>
>DUNN DUNUNUNUNUNJUN DUNN DUNNN!!
>DUNN DUNN!
>DUNUNUNUNUNUN DUNNN DUNNNN!
>DUNNN DUNN!!!!
>DUN NUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUN!
Zantiro: Hang on, is this another fight sequence?
Kerri: Kinda looks that way, don't it?
>DUUUNNNNNNNNN DUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
>DARRRNARRRRRR!!! WHEEEOOOOOOOOOO
>DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUN!!!!
>DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Furgess: No, it looks more like we came back to the start of the movie.
Kerri: Really? Oh, no...
>BOOM BOOM BOOM-BA-DOOM!
>
>Sonic and the band were having one last jam session
Furgess: Right before they died.
>before Sonic Tails Rotor and Antoinne left to get the
>crystal.
Zantiro: And I suppose they were playing "Rendundant" or some other such
song.
Kerri: In a story like this, it would fit.
>Sally and Bunnie were preparing more rocket lunchers.
>"Yo sal see ya ROUND!!!!!!!" said Sonic
>BZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!! they zoomed off
>
><<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>
>
>A feild
>
>"Doo doo doo" said ROtor "I'm walking
>along...WWOOOOOAQAHHHHH!!!!"
>They all fell into a hole
Furgess: Um, okay, so what was the point of that scene with Rotor singing
like a retard to himself?
>"Hey I can't see" said Tails
>Just then A VOICE SPOKE
>----WARNING MATURE CONTENT AHEAD!------
>"Hey , want some yiffy vixens?" said the voice
Zantiro: (Sonic) "Well, no, but thanks for asking!"
>------OK KIds back to apporpiatre content! :)------
>"Huh huh that would be cool" said sonic
Kerri: What the? I thought Scratch and Grounder were supposed to be the
equivalent of Beavis & Butthead...
>"Just go into that room" said the voice
>A door lit up
>"heh heh that's right in there....*DRONE*....er i
>mean..." said the voice
>"Hey WAIT!!!!" said Sonic "It's a robot! This is a
>trap!"
Furgess: Oh my GOD...a robot lured them into a trap with *yiffy vixens*?
Zantiro: Well, after all, Sonic seemed a little yiffy, too, if you ask me...
Kerri: ZANTIRO!!!!
>"Nooo!" said the voice "You have to go into the room of
>death!"
>"Fat chance robo-brane!" said Tails
>JUST THEN THE LIGHTS WENT ON
>And they saw...
Furgess: Clichéman!!!
>ROBO-PROWER!
>"Ha ha ha FIGHT TIME!" said ROBO-Prower
Furgess: Yup...
>BANG BANG FRAHFHS ROOOOOO
>HA DOOO KEN!!!!!
Zantiro: Do Ken Penders? *ugh* no thanks...
>BANG HOOOIIII
>THE lights went off
Kerri: But only because Sonic Fan had to think of another way to get rid
of his descriptive paragraphs.
>CRRRUUNNNCCHHHHHHH SCREEEEEEEEEEEECCHHHHHH KAAAABLAM!!
>KABLOMO! GLOOP! SPLOSH! SPAKKK!!! WAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!
>ORP!
>FYIE! OOOORRRRGHHHH!!!
>GRAKKAA GRKKA!
Kerri: Yup...
>CREAK CRAK CRAK!!!
>SNAP!
>CRACKLE!
>hey where's pop
Furgess: This is pathetic...
>POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!
Furgess: (Tails) "Oh, no!!! My farting has evolved to the next level!"
>!!!!!!!!
>tHEN tHE liGHtS WeRe BACk On
>"Wow what an exciting battle!" said Rotor
>"Oui!" said Antoinne
Zantiro: (Rotor) "And thanks to the magic of Bad Writing, none of us has any
idea just what the hell happened!"
>
><<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
>The Ice Caves
Kerri: What, it's just "The Ice Caves" now? What happened to "The Ice Caves
of Glkhjdafopjncdoicdnlkadcnjopiadjholadhadpi" or whatever the hell it was?
>
>"Well let's go in" said Sonic
>They went in and slipped and slided through an ice maze
>WHEEEE said Tails as he slid down a steep hill
>Tails fell into a pit
Zantiro: And became a stain on the ground below.
> but since he could fly it didn't
>matter
>Rotor fell in the pit too
Kerri: And joined Tails on the ground.
> but antoinne helped him out
>After much struggle they reached the crystal
>Sonic grabbed it
>BUT THEN THE CAVE STARTED TO COLLAPSE AND A GIANT ICICLE
>WAS SLIDING AFTER THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS!
Furgess: IN AN ATTEMPT TO KEEP THE CAPS LOCK DOWN FOREVER!
>"ahhhh" said Rotor
>They all jumped on sonic and sonic ran and ran and
Furgess: Disneyland suddenly landed on him.
>SLIPPED ON SLIPPERY ICE!!!
>WahahhhhhH!!! Will we make it!?!?
Zantiro: I HOPE not...
>Sonic escaped just in the nick of time!
>A resounding phew echoed from the group
>CLIK
>But then thousands of bots
Kerri: Were suddenly written into the story.
pointed their lasers at the
>freedom fighters
>"UH OH!!!
>" said sonic
>
><<<<<<<>>>>>>>>
>
>They're in big trouble now!
Furgess: So what was the point of that pretty little pattern? Was it
a commercial break or something?
Kerri: Now I KNOW we're watching USA Network...
>"HHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!" said RObotnik "Hedgehog on ice I like
>it HAHHAHAHAHHAAHHHA"
>"QUAAKK QUAAAAAK" said Quack "ME TOO!!!
>HAHHAHHAWUAKHAHAHHAH QUAK HAHHAHAHA WAAAAAKKKKK!!!!"
Zantiro: They must get tired after all that maniacal laughter...
>"Give me the crystal!" said Quack! "Now!"
>"No no no!" said Sonic
>"SONIC!" whispered Rooter
Kerri: Who was Rotor's fiftieth cousin.
>"I have a plan" said sonic "You guys run NOW!"
>They ran. Then the bots looked at them and Sonic jumped
>on his snowboard
Furgess: Which somehow found its way into the story.
>The bots looked at sonic giving the other freedom
>fighters time to hide!
Kerri: (Sonic) "Uh, why is everyone staring at me like that?"
>"DAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!" said Ropotnik
Zantiro: Ropotnik?
Furgess: Sure, he's got a pot-belly, don't he?
> "GET THAT
>HEDGEHOG!!!!!"
>The SWAT bots chased sonic, they had hover-skis, hover-
>snowmobiles and hover-tobbogains
Kerri: Which had also suddenly been written into the story.
>Sonic was snowbaording down a cliff and he hit a jump.
>2 SWAT bots on snowmobiles hit the jump too and crashed
>into each other in mid-air!
Furgess: Sorry, but the only way that could have happened was if Sonic
had jumped in between them or if they failed their driving test 15 or so
times.
>Sonic went around trees and the tobbogain swats ran into
>them
>Fire and bot parts were a-flyin'
Kerri: And Robotnik was a-cryin'...
>"Wonky juicin jam time!" said sonic as he did a flip in
>the air
Zantiro: Sonic has such gay sayings...
>Some bots tried to do this on their skis but they landed
>on their heads
Kerri: Oh, right, like doing tricks would be their first priority.
>The snowmobile bots were shooting at sonic but they
>missed
>Robotnik and Quack were in the helicopter shooting at
>sonic but they missed too
>"He is fast!" said Quack
Furgess: He catches on to that just now?
>Grounder and Scratch were chasing sonic on their zamboni
>"Huhuhuhuhuhu!" said Grounder "Eat lead!"
>Grounder shot the zamboni's machine gun
Zantiro: Boy, that thing's got everything, I wouldn't be surprised if
they've got a vending machine in there somewhere...
> at sonic, just
>barely missing him
>"Hhehehehehehheh" said Scratch "You suck Grounder!"
>"Shutup Dillhole!" said Grounder
>Scratch kicked Grounder in the nads
Kerri: As far as I know Grounder has no nads...
>Then the zamboni fell off a cliff
>KABOOOOOMMMM!!!
>Sonic went over another jump and slammed a Mountain Dew!
Furgess: And became the star of their newest commercial.
Zantiro: That would be pretty cool, actually.
>"Grr" said Robotnik "Send the TANKbot after him!"
>BUMM BUMM BUMMMMM
>TANKbot mark III
>The TANKbot was made for Snow travel and it quickly
>caught up to sonic and fired missles at him.
Kerri: Right. Like this big, bulky tank type thing can catch up to him.
Furgess: Of course, he was distracted drinking Mountain Dew...
>"Woah woah WOOOOOHHHH!!!" said Sonic
>Then Sonic was headed straight for a cliff!
>TANKbot stopped but sonic kept going and went right off
>the cliff!
>All the bots stopped to look off the cliff
>THen Dulcy
Zantiro: Was suddenly written into the story.
> flew up. Sonic had landed on her wing. Sally
>and Bunnie were on Dulcy too, and they blew all the bots
>away with their rocket launchers.
>"Hey Sal," said Sonic "How did you know I would be
>here?"
Kerri: (Sally) "Easy. You have fanfic luck!"
>"Oh I just did" smiled Sally
>They picked up Antoinne Tails and Rotor and escaped back
>to Knothole
Furgess: With no one trying to stop them.
>
><<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>
>
>Knothole
>
>Sonic was eating 500 chili dogs
Zantiro: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!! HE'S GONNA BLOW!!!!!!
>"All that action makes hedgehog hungry" said Sonic
Furgess: (Sonic) "I have to eat all these so I can blow Robotnik away with
a little 'jet-propulsion'!"
>MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH
>"Well time to go fight robotnik" said Sally
Kerri: Not again?
>"Yep" said Sonic
>"All right" said Tails
Furgess: Oh, no...
>.
>.
>"JAM JAM WHAM BAM JUICY JAM ZAM!" went sonic's battle
>cry
>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kerri: Hey, everybody! Let's all go to the zoo!!
All: YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
>!!
>
><<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>
>
>Robotropolis
>
>An explosive battle took place, Sonic fighting without
>his cybersuit, but the rockey launchers made up for
>that.
>Bots got killed, but the EVIL bots were harder to kill
>than SWAT bots and the MONKEY bots were agile
Zantiro: And the CHEESE-FLAVOURED bots tasted good.
>"Boy I hate new bots" said sonic, while running fastly
>After the battle the bots were dead and the freedom
>fighters were in the Death Egg.
Furgess: What the? Did it just form around them or something?
>"Face the wrath of
Zantiro: CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!!!!!
> my MEGA-GEM!" said Dr. Quack
>Sonic used the crystal on Dr. Quack and
Kerri: It didn't work and he killed them all. The end, let's go home.
> the MEGA-GEM was
>destroyed and Dr. Quack was frozen.
>Then Bunnie kicked robotnik in the head and pounded on
>his skull with her metal arm
>"Ow ow ow ow cut that out" went Robotnik
Furgess: When suddenly, he deflated like a balloon.
>Just then Robotnik pushed the emergency aLarm and more
>bots came running out to his aid.
>The bots grabbed Bunnie and threw her at the freedom
>fighter's they get knocked down!
Kerri: (singing) I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never
gonna keep me down!
>Tails walks over to the audio control terminal, puts in
>a CD and blasts Greenday music.
Furgess: Why? So they can dance while they're fighting?
Zantiro: Green Day doesn't make very good dance music...
>Then sonic and sally and tails and rotor and antoinne
>fought will all their might and killed the bots but
>robotnik had escaped, but Bunnie was injured
Furgess: (Sonic Fan) "I wonder how many more sentences I can jam into
this one!"
>"no" said rotor
All: YES!!!
>"We have to get back to Knothole NOW" said Sally
>So back they went
Kerri: And awaaaaaay we go...
>
><<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>
>
>Knothole
>
>Bunnie said "Ow y'all I ahm seein stars, y'know some of
>em are blue and some of em are yella and some of em are
>green and some of em are purple and some of em are cyan
Zantiro: Damn test pattern...
>heck y'all all some of em aren't even stars at all!"
>"Are you alright Bunnie" said Doctor Prower
>"Yeh heck y'all" said Bunnie
Furgess: (Bunnie) "Naw, y'all better put me in the insane asylum, too."
>"Well we beat robotnik again but he will attack again"
>said Sonic
>"That I can agree with" said Rotor
>"Hey Rote how are the power rings" said Sonic
>"They work now but they taste like coffee" said Rotor
Kerri: (Rotor) "They're really good, here, try one."
>"Don't worry I won't eat them!" said Sonic
>Everybody laughed
>
><<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>
>
>Robotropolis
>
>"Huh hhuh huh" said Grounder "That sucked"
>"You stupid bots!" said Robotnik "This was all your
>fault!"
>"Uhhhh...like, no it wasn't" said Grounder
Furgess: Yeah, I agree...they didn't really do anything other than fall
off a cliff...
>"Heh heh heh YEAH! heh heh" said Scratch
>"Your right, I guess it was....Dr. Quacks fault" said
>Robotnik
>"He is cryo frozen" said Robotnik "But I don't think I
>will be unthawing that imbicile any time soon. Speaking
>of idiots, where's Snivley?"
Zantiro: Speaking of idiots, where's Sonic Fan?
>
><<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>
>
>Knothole
>
>It is Christmastime at knothole villiage. All the
>animals are sitting down to the Christmas Dinner.
Kerri: I'm surprised that there's only one spelling of Christmas, and
it's the right one...
> Uncle
>chuck is just about to carve the turkey when.....
>SNIVELY'S DEAD BODY FALLS THROUGH THE ROOF AND LANDS ON
>THE TABLE!
Furgess: I've lost my appetite...
>"Oh no Christmas is runined!" said Sally
>"YOU FOCKING BASTARDS!!!!" said Tails
>Sally kicked Tails in the head "Don't say that!"
>Sonic sighed "Juicy jam peanut butter no more"
Zantiro: Anyone up for some PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICHES?
>
><<<<<<<>>>>>>>
>
>Robotropolis
>
>"This time *I* had the last laugh!" said Robotnik
>"HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!"
>
><<<<<<<>>>>>>>
>
>THE END
All: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!
>
>If you want to read more good storys like this one, read
Furgess: *collapses on the floor in a fit of uncontrollable laughter*
>the other Sonic Fights Robotnik storys
>
>Sonic Fights Robotnik
>Sonic Fights Robotnik 2: The next Battle
>Sonic Fights Robotnik 3: Too Fast for the Naked Eye
Zantiro: And he posted the first one, oh, about a *week* ago?
>Look for them on your favorite sonic website
Kerri: Yeah, right...like anyone's gonna put them up...
> if you
>can't find them just go to www.dejanews.com and search
>for "sonic fights robotnik"
Furgess: Um, no?
Zantiro: Wait, let's find them so we can MST them!
Furgess: Oh, yeah.
>Any questions
Kerri: Yeah, I've got a question: Were you dropped on your head as a baby?
> comments flames
Furgess: I've got a couple hundred flames from a.f.s-h here...not that
you'd pay any attention to them...
> or requests for reposts of
>previus storys
Zantiro: One can only hope no one *wants* to see them again...
> or stuff just email
>sonic...@yahoo.com
>
><<<<<<<COMING SOON>>>>>>>>>
Furgess: Translation: Coming in 10 seconds!
>
>The Next Chapter in the SFR series!
>
>Sonic Fights Robotnik 5: The Good Snivley
Furgess: I thought Snively was DEAD!!!
Kerri: Oh, goody! More MSTs!
Furgess: Let's get outta here.
Zantiro: Hey, Furgess, got any popcorn left?
Furgess: No, and even if I did, I wouldn't share with you!
*All leave*
Unicron
SONIC FAN wrote:
> LEGAL STUFF-----------
> All characters like Sonic and stuff, fetured in this
> story are copyright of SEGA and Archie Comics. Other
> copyrights like Beavis and Butthead and Mountain Due and
But there isn't anything called Mountain Due!
> Greenday are copyrights of other companies. THe author
> of this story does not intend to imply ownership of
> anything or anycharacters in the following story
But he does own the word Fock.
> End of LEGA STUFF----
I always thouht it was an arma stuff hahaha! Ok I'll shut up.audience:
YAAAY!
> The epic series continues with another one of the
> greatest sonic stories ever written
He spelled worst as greatest
>
>
> SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK 4
> Meet Dr. Quack
>
> It was another day in knothole city and like many days
> it was a good day. Bunnie was fixing the sproket wheels
Does she know what sprokets are this time?
> with rotor, Sally was organizing the freedom fighter
> picnic and Sonic was jamming to Greenday in his hut. "Ah
> yeas a fine day indeed" thought rotor as he acidentilly
> dunked a sproket in coffee and bit it "Ow" he said.
>
> <<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>
In tradition, SHUT UP!
>
> Robotropolis
> A Wooden Shack
>
> "Hmmm" said Roobotnik, "Well Robotropolis got blown up
> so we have to stay here until we can repair the city"
The entire city...made of METAL, blew up, but a wooden shack survived
the blast?
> Then Scratch pushed a button and it launched a SWAT
> missle.
> "You blithirig ditiot!" said Robotnik "That was our last
> missile!"
> "OOp heh hheh" went Scrotch
Scrotch. It's a joke all by itself.
>
>
> <<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>
SHUT UP!
>
>
> Sonic's Hut
>
> Sonic and Tails are jamming to Greenday but Tails trips
> over the CD player.
> "Argr" sasid Sonic "Now we have to fix it"
> "I know said ails" Tails kicked the CD player "Work you
> focking peice of junk!" said Tails
> "You shouldn't say bad words" said Sonic ":::looks out
Fock isn't a bad word. A misspelled one but not bad.
> the window::: hey what's that"
> JUST THEN ROTOR JUMPS THROUGH THE WINDOW OF THE HUT!!!!
But dies because the glass puntcured his heart!
> "Sonic!!!!!!!!!" says Rotor "Look out a SWAT missle is
> headed at us! ahh oh no oh no ahh ahh ahh ahhhhh!"
Porno at its worst.
> "No sweat rote I beat those all the time" sonic said
> cooly "I'll just do thje sonic spin and bam bam jucie
> time and the missle is dead"
What the hell is bam bam jucie time????
> JUST THEN A SWAT MISSLE FLYS IN THROUGH THE WINDOW!!!!!
> "YAAHHHHH!!!" said Rotor
> Sonic ran atround but the SWAT missle chased him around.
> SOnic jumped behind the couch. Tails hit the missle with
> a guitar but that made it mad. Then it chased after
missle: Grr. I have no emotions, but I guess I'll be mad now.
> tails and Rotor threw coffee on it and the missle went
> flying at the couch. Then sonic led the missle into the
> closet and closed the door. After a few minutes Sonic
> let the confused missle out of the closet and it hit a
> tree outside and blew up.
Killing everyone in the village. The end.
> "Yo yo missle can't mess with the blue-hog" sadi Sonic
Sadi Huessen(sp?)
> "But you know what thgis means" said Royor
> "No" said Sonic
> "Robotnik is back!" said ROtor
> "No focking way man!" said Sonic
See, this is where Tails learns all this crap.
> "Yeah!" said Rotor
> "Well you know what that means" said Sonic
> "Right" said Tailes
> "It's time to
> FIGHT ROBOTNIK!!!!"
> They all said
> So they went to tell Sally but meanwhile in
> Robotropolis....
>
> <<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
BURRRRRRRN!
>
>
> Wooden Shack, Robotropolis
>
> Robotnik is kicking bot butt!
I never knew robots had butts
> "You stupid bots" went a robotnik "You wasted our last
> missle!"
> "Ow ow ow" goes Grounder "D'oh we not know"
> "Ah sir" said Snively
> "SHUT UP SNIVELY!" said Robotnik
> Robotnik kicks more bot butt!
> Scratch gets kicked through the wall of the shack
> "Yaddy yadda!" says Scratch
> "Ah sir" said Snively
> "I SAID SHUTUP!" Robotnik says
> RObotnik kicks some Snivley butt!
> JUST THEN A SPACESHIP CRASHES RIGHT OUTSIDE THE SHACK!
> "Hmmmm did you hear that" said Robotnik
> They all went outside to look
> The door on the spaceship opened
> A man walked out
> "Hello" said the man "My name is Dr. Quack. I come to
> take over planets quack quack"
Where the hell did he learn how to fly. Why does he want to take planets
over. Oh yeah. He doesn't use those needles for just medicine (snicker)
> "Hello" said Robotnik "I am Dr. Ivo Robotnik and I am
> ruler of this planet but the HEDGEHOG BLEW UP MY CITY!"
Boo hoo sister, join the crowd.
> "Hmmm" said Dr Quack "I seem to be stuck here but if we
> work together we can take care of that hedgehog. But I
> will require payment"
> "Want a deep fried hotdog on a stick?" said Grounder
NO! Ever hear of money? Fock!
> "Hmmm yeah" said Quack
> "Mmm I like these I want lots" said Quack
> "Good I will give you hotdog on a stick, but you have to
> help me kill the hedgehog" Robotnik said
> "Ok" said Quack "ATTENTION BOTS! FORWARD MARCH!!!"
> STOMP STOMP STOMP
> Millions of bots walked out of the spaceship
> "Bots are good" said Robotnik "But that hedgehog is
> powerful, he can beat BILLIONS of bots!"
If he knows this, why did he send bots out in the first place? He must
be using Dr. Quacks drugs.
> "Muhahahah" said Quack "But I have another weapon, the
> MEGA-GEM!"
Oooh. A gem. How frightening.
> "HAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!" said Robotnik,
> "Freedom fighters will pay AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!"
>
And how many AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAs will they pay?
> < <<<< < < >> >> > >> >> > > >>
How do you like being shot?
> Knotohoel
>
> "Sally!" said Sonic "Robotnik is back!"
> "What oh no" said Sally "We have to fight him"
> Sally gathered all of knothole's FF's together
> "Attention" she said "Robotnik is back"
> They all gasped
> "We need to fight him again" she said
Maybe we should sit around and listen to Greenday instead.
> They all cheered
> She sent Tails on a spy mission to Robotropolis
>
> 74382749277498
You have been replaced by my evil numbers!
> Knothole
>
> Rotor is dunking donuts in the power ring pool
Did Rotor fill the pool up with coffee?
> "Hey what are you doing" said Jackerey Prower "Your
> donuts will get soggy"
> "No" said Rotor "I replaced the power crystal with
> coffee crystals"
Coffee junkie!
> "But what about power rings?" said Sonic
> "Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh oh no oh no oh no oh no oh
> no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no I forgot" said Rotor
That's ok. Well drink alot of coffee and pee all over Robotropolis.
> "Hey now what will I do power rings won't work with
> coffee on them" said sonic
Too much caffiene?
> "It will be months before we can fix it" said Rotor
> "FOCK!" said Sonic "Now I have to fight robotnik without
> power rings! Fock you Rotor! Fock you!"
Fock you too!
>
>
>
Made it disappear.
> Robotropolis
>
> The cameraman's view is blocked but we hear...
> BAM! KABOOM! BANG! ZAP! KABAMO!
> WHHOOOSH! BADOOOM! KAPOW!
>
Old Batman reruns?
> <>
Shrunk ya! Bwahaha!
>
>
> "AAHHHHHH!!!" went tails
> VROOOOMMMMMMMMMM KRRRAAAASSSHHHHHHHHHHH SHHPOOOWWWWWWWW
> BOOOOOMMMMMMMMM
Don't play with nuclear explosives in the house!
> Tails ran into Antoinne
> Antoinne went "AYe AYe AIEEEEEE NON NON WHA????"
> "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" went Tails
AAAAAAAAAAAH!
> "Calm down Tails!" said Sally
> "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" said Tails "THERE WERE BOTS!!!"
> "How many" said SOnic
> "A BILLION MILLION!" said Tails "And there were SWAT
No, only a million.
> bots and EVIL bots and MONKEY bots and SPIDER bots and
> POWER bots!"
> "Oh no oh no oh no ho no" said Rotor
> Sonic fights with Rotor!
Rotor'll quit if he keeps being picked on.
> "Cut that out" sally kicks them
> "AHHH!" said "Tasuls and I was in ahuge fights with them
> there was so much action you wouldn't belive!"
Who is "Tasuls and I was in ahuge fights with them
there was so much action you wouldn't belive!"?
> "Sacre Blue!" said Antoinne
> "And there was a ship! and a guy named Dr Quack!" said
> Tails
> "Woah new Badnik?" said Sonic
> "Sacre Blue!" said Antoinne
> "No prob lil bro" said Sonic "I can beat a billion bots
> standing behind my back"
Yeah, if they were STANDING behind your back. nout if they were running.
> "wow cool sonic" said Tails
> Sally made a battle plan and showed it to the freedom
> fighters "Ok, we go into Robotropolis and fight the bots
> and blow up the ship" said Sally
Such a complicated plan.
> "It's Jammin' Penut butter Jive time!" said Sonic
> They went to robotropolis
>
> MOOOOOO
Turned ya into a cow this time!
>
>
> As soon as the freedom fighters got there an exciting
> battle took place.
> Sonic fought some bots!
> Sally and Bunnie and Antoinne were shooting bots with
> paint guns.
> Tails Karatre kicked the bots!
> haiiiiyyyayyayYYYYYASAAAAAAA!!!!
> And Rotor dismantled a bot
> Sonic was killing bots but then a evil bot was going to
> blade his head off! YAHAHHH!!
> Sally shot it with a rocket launcher! KABOOOMMM!!!
> DROONNNNNEEEE!!!
Damn, this is excititng stuff!
> More bots
> said sonic
> Sonic zoomed and dashed and killed them
> "Hey bots don't drone just fight" said Sonic
> Then more bots apperead on the horizon
> "Don't these dudes get tired" Sonic thought out loud
> Bunnie threw the cybersuit to sonic. Sonic caught it
> "ALL RIGHT!!!!!!!"
> Sonic put on the suit
> DUNN DUUN DUNNNNNN
NNNNNNUD NUUD NNUD!
> CYBERSONIC!
> SOnic was way past cool cyber style!
> Then he fought the bots with Cyberweapons
> WHEEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEHEHGUDGUGIOOO!! DROONNNEEEE
DROONNNEEE?
> BOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!
> BANG!
> KRAK!@
> BOOM!
> BARG!
> JHOT!
> ADBN!
> EROROTIOROOOOOP!
> The bots are dead but what's this?
> WHAT'S THIS???
> WHAT THE FOCK IS THIS!!!!?!?!?!?!
> Thought Sonic
> SNIVELY HAD A CYBERSUIT OF HIS OWN!
> But sonic cyber-punched Snivley first and Snivley went
> flying up 500000 feet in the air
> "YEeeeaahhhh" said sonic
> After more bot blasting action all the robots were dead,
> or were they?
> Dr Quack stepped out of the ship
> "Quaak quaaak" he said "So Headgehog, quaaack, you seem
> to have killed my bots waaak wakk quack. But I still
> have the power of the MEGA-GEM!"
They're not your bots and who cares about jewelry?
> "The what?" said Sonic
> "THIS!! quaakk waakkk" said Quack
> Dr. qUACK used the power of the MEGA-GEM on sonic.
> THE CYBERSUIT BLEW UP!!!
> Quack powered up the mEgA-GEM again!!!!!!!!
> "WE GOTTA RUN!!!!" said Sonic
If it blew up, wouldn't Sonic be dead now, or does he come back to life
like Eggman?
> And the freedom fighters ran away back to Knathole
I hate gnats.
> "QUAAKAKK QUAAACKK QUAAAAAAAACK HA HA QUACK!" said Dr.
> Quack
> "Whew," said Sonic "Well at least we killed all the
> bots"
> "No we didn't sonic I noticed that there were a lot more
> bots we didn't fight" said Tails
> "Oh well" said Sonic "I'm hungry I need a chilidog!"
Yes, lets stop fighting and eat some food so the robots can kill us.
> <<<<>>>>
>
> We'll be right back
I hope not.
>
>
> <<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>
>
> Hi there. We're back. The scene is Knothole villiage.
>
> Sally is planning the next attack while Rotor and Sonic
> are arguing
> "Hey assmunch!" said Sonic "You were lazy all you did
> was dismantle a bot while I was killing millions of
> them!"
> "I was getting some chips out of it ok?" said Rotor
> "Fock you rotor" said sonic "You're a chicken BOCK BOCK
> BGAAAWK!"
> "Go fock yourself" said Rotor
> Sonic went back to his hut
to fock himself.
> "Stupid Rotor" he said "Putting coffee in the power ring
> pool"
> Sonic grabbed his guitar and played the Rotor Sucks Song
I didn't know there was one.
> You can sing along! (or not)
no thanks, I'll just criticize.
>
>
> ROtor Sucks!
> Rotor Sucks!
> He so stupid
> He just sucks!
> He's to fat!
> Rotor Sucks!
> Walrus face
> Rotor sucks!
>
Is this Greenday?
> Then Tails walked into the hut "Hey sonic what are you
> jamming to?" he said
> "Just a song about how rotor sucks" said sonic
> "Yeah but Rotors smart and he knows stuff" said Tails
> "Yeah I guess you right" said sonic
> Sonic made up with rotor and they gave hi-5's and were
> freinds again.
>
They only have four fingers poopie!
> <<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>
>
> Later....
>
> "So rotor" said Sonic "How can we beat the MEGA-GEM?"
> "To beat the MEGA-GEM we need and ANTI-MEGA-GEM said
> Rotor "But I don't know where to find one,
> "Maybe my uncle, Rabbi Prower, knows" said Tails
Tails is Jewish?
> "Who?" said Sonic
> "The guy who owns the Knothole Kosher Deli" said Tails
> "Woah that place must have always been there but I just
> didn't know that it was there" sonic said
Maybe it just opened focker!
> "Let's, er, juice n' jam, i think" said Rotor
> "RIGHT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said
> sonic
>
> <<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Knothole Kosher Deli
>
> They walk into the Deli
> "Hiya Unc!" said Tails
> "Hello, it is my nephew Tails, what do you want today?"
> said Rabbi
Ham.
> "I was kind of wondering if you know anything about an
> ANTI-MEGA-GEM" said Tails
> "An anti mega gem?" said Rabbi "Well let's see you can
> find the great crystal of Zgghgotoytin in the ice caves
> up north"
"Oy vay! I hope they freeze to death up there", Rabbi thought.
> "Wow thanks!" said Tails
> "Now either buy something or get the fock out of my
> deli" said Rabbi
>
> <<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Robotropolis
>
> The robots are rebuilding the city
> HI HO HI HO IT'S OFF TO WORK WE GO
> DROONE DRONE DRONE DRONE DRONE DRONE DRONE DRONE
> HI HO
> HI HO
>
Hi, but quit callin' me a ho!
> <<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Knothole
>
> DUNN DUNUNUNUNUNJUN DUNN DUNNN!!
> DUNN DUNN!
> DUNUNUNUNUNUN DUNNN DUNNNN!
> DUNNN DUNN!!!!
> DUN NUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUN!
> DUUUNNNNNNNNN DUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
> DARRRNARRRRRR!!! WHEEEOOOOOOOOOO
> DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUN!!!!
> DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
> BOOM BOOM BOOM-BA-DOOM!
>
> Sonic and the band were having one last jam session
> before Sonic Tails Rotor and Antoinne left to get the
> crystal.
That's music? I thought I was watching Batman again.
> Sally and Bunnie were preparing more rocket lunchers.
> "Yo sal see ya ROUND!!!!!!!" said Sonic
> BZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!! they zoomed off
>
> <<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>
>
> A feild
in Kansas. Right before the fateful twister that would take Dorothy to
Oz.
>
>
> "Doo doo doo" said ROtor "I'm walking
> along...WWOOOOOAQAHHHHH!!!!"
> They all fell into a hole
> "Hey I can't see" said Tails
> Just then A VOICE SPOKE
> ----WARNING MATURE CONTENT AHEAD!------
> "Hey , want some yiffy vixens?" said the voice
"No but we'll take SonicFan", they all said.
> ------OK KIds back to apporpiatre content! :)------
> "Huh huh that would be cool" said sonic
> "Just go into that room" said the voice
> A door lit up
> "heh heh that's right in there....*DRONE*....er i
> mean..." said the voice
> "Hey WAIT!!!!" said Sonic "It's a robot! This is a
> trap!"
> "Nooo!" said the voice "You have to go into the room of
> death!"
> "Fat chance robo-brane!" said Tails
> JUST THEN THE LIGHTS WENT ON
> And they saw...
> ROBO-PROWER!
> "Ha ha ha FIGHT TIME!" said ROBO-Prower
Tails has a huge family. We'll soon realize that everyone in the world
is his uncle or cousin.
> BANG BANG FRAHFHS ROOOOOO
> HA DOOO KEN!!!!!
> BANG HOOOIIII
> THE lights went off
> CRRRUUNNNCCHHHHHHH SCREEEEEEEEEEEECCHHHHHH KAAAABLAM!!
> KABLOMO! GLOOP! SPLOSH! SPAKKK!!! WAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!
> ORP!
> FYIE! OOOORRRRGHHHH!!!
> GRAKKAA GRKKA!
> CREAK CRAK CRAK!!!
> SNAP!
> CRACKLE!
> hey where's pop
Up your Boo-tay!
> POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!
Need more toilet paper.
> !!!!!!!!
> tHEN tHE liGHtS WeRe BACk On
> "Wow what an exciting battle!" said Rotor
Rotor then turned off Batman and began looking for the author so they
could kill him.
> "Oui!" said Antoinne
>
> <<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> The Ice Caves
>
> "Well let's go in" said Sonic
> They went in and slipped and slided through an ice maze
> WHEEEE said Tails as he slid down a steep hill
> Tails fell into a pit but since he could fly it didn't
> matter
> Rotor fell in the pit too but antoinne helped him out
> After much struggle they reached the crystal
> Sonic grabbed it
> BUT THEN THE CAVE STARTED TO COLLAPSE AND A GIANT ICICLE
> WAS SLIDING AFTER THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS!
> "ahhhh" said Rotor
> They all jumped on sonic and sonic ran and ran and
> SLIPPED ON SLIPPERY ICE!!!
> WahahhhhhH!!! Will we make it!?!?
Let's hope not.
> Sonic escaped just in the nick of time!
> A resounding phew echoed from the group
But only Sonic escaped. The rest died.
> CLIK
> But then thousands of bots pointed their lasers at the
> freedom fighters
> "UH OH!!!
> " said sonic
>
> <<<<<<<>>>>>>>>
>
> They're in big trouble now!
> "HHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!" said RObotnik "Hedgehog on ice I like
> it HAHHAHAHAHHAAHHHA"
> "QUAAKK QUAAAAAK" said Quack "ME TOO!!!
> HAHHAHHAWUAKHAHAHHAH QUAK HAHHAHAHA WAAAAAKKKKK!!!!"
> "Give me the crystal!" said Quack! "Now!"
> "No no no!" said Sonic
> "SONIC!" whispered Rooter
> "I have a plan" said sonic "You guys run NOW!"
> They ran. Then the bots looked at them and Sonic jumped
> on his snowboard
> The bots looked at sonic giving the other freedom
> fighters time to hide!
> "DAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!" said Ropotnik "GET THAT
Ropotnik. Or is it Ropanik?
> HEDGEHOG!!!!!"
> The SWAT bots chased sonic, they had hover-skis, hover-
> snowmobiles and hover-tobbogains
They were all set for the Winter Hover Olympics. Eggman won and Sonic
said Fock. The End.
> Sonic was snowbaording down a cliff and he hit a jump.
> 2 SWAT bots on snowmobiles hit the jump too and crashed
> into each other in mid-air!
> Sonic went around trees and the tobbogain swats ran into
> them
> Fire and bot parts were a-flyin'
> "Wonky juicin jam time!" said sonic as he did a flip in
> the air
> Some bots tried to do this on their skis but they landed
> on their heads
> The snowmobile bots were shooting at sonic but they
> missed
> Robotnik and Quack were in the helicopter shooting at
> sonic but they missed too
> "He is fast!" said Quack
> Grounder and Scratch were chasing sonic on their zamboni
> "Huhuhuhuhuhu!" said Grounder "Eat lead!"
> Grounder shot the zamboni's machine gun at sonic, just
> barely missing him
> "Hhehehehehehheh" said Scratch "You suck Grounder!"
> "Shutup Dillhole!" said Grounder
> Scratch kicked Grounder in the nads
Get out of the B&B era!
> Then the zamboni fell off a cliff
So now they're at a hockey game?
> KABOOOOOMMMM!!!
> Sonic went over another jump and slammed a Mountain Dew!
> "Grr" said Robotnik "Send the TANKbot after him!"
> BUMM BUMM BUMMMMM
> TANKbot mark III
Earthbound ripoff! Send Giygas after SonicFan!
> The TANKbot was made for Snow travel and it quickly
> caught up to sonic and fired missles at him.
> "Woah woah WOOOOOHHHH!!!" said Sonic
> Then Sonic was headed straight for a cliff!
> TANKbot stopped but sonic kept going and went right off
> the cliff!
> All the bots stopped to look off the cliff
> THen Dulcy flew up. Sonic had landed on her wing. Sally
died because with Sonic on the wing, Dulcy crashed.
> and Bunnie were on Dulcy too, and they blew all the bots
> away with their rocket launchers.
> "Hey Sal," said Sonic "How did you know I would be
> here?"
> "Oh I just did" smiled Sally
She got the info after having sex with the Rabbi.
> They picked up Antoinne Tails and Rotor and escaped back
> to Knothole
>
> <<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Knothole
>
> Sonic was eating 500 chili dogs
, became bloated, and went on Jerry Springer.
> "All that action makes hedgehog hungry" said Sonic
> MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH
> "Well time to go fight robotnik" said Sally
> "Yep" said Sonic
> "All right" said Tails
> .
> .
> "JAM JAM WHAM BAM JUICY JAM ZAM!" went sonic's battle
> cry
Semper fi!
> ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> !!
>
> <<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>
>
> Robotropolis
>
> An explosive battle took place, Sonic fighting without
> his cybersuit, but the rockey launchers made up for
> that.
Look out! Those launchers are shooting people named Rocky at us! Yo
Adrien!
> Bots got killed, but the EVIL bots were harder to kill
> than SWAT bots and the MONKEY bots were agile
> "Boy I hate new bots" said sonic, while running fastly
> After the battle the bots were dead and the freedom
> fighters were in the Death Egg.
> "Face the wrath of my MEGA-GEM!" said Dr. Quack
> Sonic used the crystal on Dr. Quack and the MEGA-GEM was
> destroyed and Dr. Quack was frozen.
> Then Bunnie kicked robotnik in the head and pounded on
> his skull with her metal arm
> "Ow ow ow ow cut that out" went Robotnik
> Just then Robotnik pushed the emergency aLarm and more
> bots came running out to his aid.
> The bots grabbed Bunnie and threw her at the freedom
> fighter's they get knocked down!
> Tails walks over to the audio control terminal, puts in
> a CD and blasts Greenday music.
Oh yes, in a severe battle, Tails plays Greenday music.
> Then sonic and sally and tails and rotor and antoinne
use commas!
> fought will all their might and killed the bots but
> robotnik had escaped, but Bunnie was injured
> "no" said rotor
> "We have to get back to Knothole NOW" said Sally
> So back they went
>
> <<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>
>
> Knothole
>
> Bunnie said "Ow y'all I ahm seein stars, y'know some of
> em are blue and some of em are yella and some of em are
> green and some of em are purple and some of em are cyan
> heck y'all all some of em aren't even stars at all!"
> "Are you alright Bunnie" said Doctor Prower
> "Yeh heck y'all" said Bunnie
> "Well we beat robotnik again but he will attack again"
> said Sonic
> "That I can agree with" said Rotor
Fock you!
> "Hey Rote how are the power rings" said Sonic
> "They work now but they taste like coffee" said Rotor
DOnut junkie
> "Don't worry I won't eat them!" said Sonic
> Everybody laughed
Then they got bored and killed Sonic. The End.
>
>
> <<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>
>
> Robotropolis
>
> "Huh hhuh huh" said Grounder "That sucked"
> "You stupid bots!" said Robotnik "This was all your
> fault!"
> "Uhhhh...like, no it wasn't" said Grounder
> "Heh heh heh YEAH! heh heh" said Scratch
> "Your right, I guess it was....Dr. Quacks fault" said
> Robotnik
> "He is cryo frozen" said Robotnik "But I don't think I
> will be unthawing that imbicile any time soon. Speaking
> of idiots, where's Snivley?"
>
> <<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>
>
> Knothole
>
> It is Christmastime at knothole villiage. All the
> animals are sitting down to the Christmas Dinner. Uncle
> chuck is just about to carve the turkey when.....
You're supposed to eat ham. Oh yeah, Tails is Jewish
> SNIVELY'S DEAD BODY FALLS THROUGH THE ROOF AND LANDS ON
> THE TABLE!
> "Oh no Christmas is runined!" said Sally
No it isn't. You can just eat his corpse.
> "YOU FOCKING BASTARDS!!!!" said Tails
> Sally kicked Tails in the head "Don't say that!"
> Sonic sighed "Juicy jam peanut butter no more"
>
> <<<<<<<>>>>>>>
>
> Robotropolis
>
> "This time *I* had the last laugh!" said Robotnik
> "HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!"
>
> <<<<<<<>>>>>>>
>
> THE END
>
> If you want to read more good storys like this one, read
> the other Sonic Fights Robotnik storys
>
Who said they were good?
> Sonic Fights Robotnik
> Sonic Fights Robotnik 2: The next Battle
> Sonic Fights Robotnik 3: Too Fast for the Naked Eye
>
Sonic fights Robotnik 574832675843209: No this will never end.
> Look for them on your favorite sonic website if you
> can't find them just go to www.dejanews.com and search
> for "sonic fights robotnik"
> Any questions comments flames or requests for reposts of
> previus storys or stuff just email
> sonic...@yahoo.com
>
> <<<<<<<COMING SOON>>>>>>>>>
>
> The Next Chapter in the SFR series!
>
> Sonic Fights Robotnik 5: The Good Snivley
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Note: I am not "Down" with Jewish people. They're cool because they
don't push their
religion on others. I don't care, because I am Athiest.
Sonic17768
only seen about 10 Fanfics......
MachHedge
>only seen about 10 Fanfics......
You mean... you've read 5 fanfics that were WORSE than this one???
AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
~~Mach Hedgehog~~