PREVIEW of new fanfic
lamr
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This holiday season.....
(Cut to scene of Johnathon Taylor-Thomas running around in a Santa suit)
You could see a movie.....
J. Taylor-Thomas jumps up and down and says: Hi man! Hi man! Hi man! Hi
man!
Or you could see...
a *MOVIE*
(huge explosion with robot parts flying everywhere)
**KAAAAAAAAAABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM**
SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK 7
Blue Streak Speeds By
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Think number 6 was the final chapter?
NO YO BRO!!!!
(Sonic runs through the forest)
(Cut to the robotnik studio)
And guess who's back for revenge!
"Doo doo doo doo doo.."
(cut to scene of Dr. Quack watching TV)
Dr Quack: QUUUUUUAAACKCKKK!!!! ROBOTNIK!?!?!??!??!
(scene change! whooosh!)
(Hoverunits are blasted down by a huge wall of flame)
****BLLLLAAAMMMMM****
(scene change! whooooooosh!)
(Two starcruisers collide!) ****BAAADOOOOOOMMMM!!!!****
(whoooosh!)
(Antoine is holding a coffee cup)
Antoinne: Huh?
(whooosh!)
(David Gonterman fires a machine gun)
(whoosh!)
Robotnik sings: Ooooh! What's love got to do, got to do with it
(whoosh!)
(A subway train derails and explodes) ****BBBRRROOOMMM!!!***
(whoosh!)
(Sonic jumps out of a propane truck just before it crashes and explodes)
****KKRRaaakkAAKKKBOOOOOMMM!!!!****
(whoosh!)
(Snivley spins an orange on the tip of his nose)
(whoosh!)
(Sally jumps off the roof of an exploding building!!!)
*****FFRRRAAAAABAAAAMMMMM!!!!!***
CAN YOUHANDLE THE INTENSE ACTIIOON!N!!!?!?!???!!?!?
Antoine: AYYYEYEEYYY IYIYIYIYY IYIY EEEEEEEPPPP!P!! SDACRREEEE
BLLUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
SONIC
FIGHTS
ROBOTNIK
7
****BLLLLAAAAAMMMMOOOOOO!!!!****
Sonic: Yo yo!
Coming soon to an alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog near you
Zuckuss199
Scott walks out of the kitchen with a jar of mayonnaise
Austin-Scott, you have a fetish for MAYONNAISE now?
Scott-No, this is my experiment. I'm raising it's IQ to 145. Say hi Bill
Bill- Ey
Scott-Still needs work
Austin-Where's everyone else?
David-I'm right here, stupid.
Austin-Where have you been?
David-RIGHT HERE
Austin-Oh. Where's Jamie?
Jamie- I'm over here!
Austin-WHat are you doing all the way over there?
Jamie- What are you talking about? I'm sitting on this end of the couch, and
I've been here.
Bill-Arf eh oogie
Scott-Ok!
>TRAILER FOR THE UPCOMING -SONIC FAN- FANFIC
David-NO!!!!! DEAR LORD NO! WHY, WHY?!
>This holiday season.....
>(Cut to scene of Johnathon Taylor-Thomas running around in a Santa suit)
David-NOOOOOOOO!!!
>You could see a movie.....
>J. Taylor-Thomas jumps up and down and says: Hi man! Hi man! Hi man! Hi
>man!
Austin- I prefered him when he was a little lion cub
David gives him a blank stare
>Or you could see...
>a *MOVIE*
Scott-I see. I could see a movie or a *MOVIE*, but it has to have stars and
caps.
>(huge explosion with robot parts flying everywhere)
Jamie-Almost as bad as the trailer for Home Alone 3
>**KAAAAAAAAAABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM**
>SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK 7
>Blue Streak Speeds By
David-Well, I hope he has life insurance
>Think number 6 was the final chapter?
>NO YO BRO!!!!
Austin chokes on some juice, spits it out and begins to laugh
>Sonic runs through the forest)
>(Cut to the robotnik studio)
>And guess who's back for revenge!
>"Doo doo doo doo doo.."
Scott-It's the Doo Doo show
>(cut to scene of Dr. Quack watching TV)
>Dr Quack: QUUUUUUAAACKCKKK!!!! ROBOTNIK!?!?!??!??!
>(scene change! whooosh!)
>(Hoverunits are blasted down by a huge wall of flame)
Scott-He's trying to make it sound like the trailer for Star Wars Episode 1:The
Phantom Menace
David-That trailer sucked
Scott-Shut up! It kicked butt...except for Yoda, he looks stupid
David-Star Wars is stupid
Scott-SHUT UP!
>****BLLLLAAAMMMMM****
>(scene change! whooooooosh!)
>(Two starcruisers collide!)
Scott-See? STARCRUISERS! "This is Gold Leader to Home One!"
>****BAAADOOOOOOMMMM!!!!****
>(whoooosh!)
>(Antoine is holding a coffee cup)
>Antoinne: Huh?
>(whooosh!)
>(David Gonterman fires a machine gun)
Jamie-Does Gonterman even know what a machine gun is?
>(whoosh!)
>Robotnik sings: Ooooh! What's love got to do, got to do with it
Austin chokes on juice again, and laughs
>(whoosh!)
David-Scene change, or mysterious caped crusader?
>(A subway train derails and explodes) ****BBBRRROOOMMM!!!***
>(whoosh!)
>(Sonic jumps out of a propane truck just before it crashes and explodes)
>****KKRRaaakkAAKKKBOOOOOMMM!!!!****
>(whoosh!)
>(Snivley spins an orange on the tip of his nose)
David-PRICK FACE
>(whoosh!)
>(Sally jumps off the roof of an exploding building!!!)
>*****FFRRRAAAAABAAAAMMMMM!!!!!***
Jamie-This preview has as much "action" as Rush Hour
Austin-Rush Hour was funny!
Jamie-No, it was stupid. Chris Tucker made a fool of himself.
Austi-He always does!
Jamie-Not like he was supposed to. I was laughing AT him, not WITH him.
>CAN YOUHANDLE THE INTENSE ACTIIOON!N!!!?!?!???!!?!?
David- One on One? Yeah
Jamie-Ew
>Antoine: AYYYEYEEYYY IYIYIYIYY IYIY EEEEEEEPPPP!P!! SDACRREEEE
>BLLUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
>SONIC
>FIGHTS
>ROBOTNIK
>7
>****BLLLLAAAAAMMMMOOOOOO!!!!****
Scott- I take it back, he makes it sound like one of those Buddy Lee Dungarees
commercials. Ugh
Bill-Uvvi Ley
>Sonic: Yo yo!
Austin- My mom made me throw mine away.
David-She did? When?
Austin-When I was eight. Then she died.
David-She died? 'm sorry
Austin-Huh? David you went to the funeral!
>Coming soon to an alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog near you
Jamie-I can see the headlines now...
Jose Solano
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Whatever doesn't kill me only Pisses me off!
Johnny Wallbank
>This holiday season.....
>(Cut to scene of Johnathon Taylor-Thomas running around in a Santa suit)
>J. Taylor-Thomas jumps up and down and says: Hi man! Hi man! Hi man! Hi
>man!
>a *MOVIE*
>SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK 7
>Blue Streak Speeds By
No... NO! NOOOOO!
*Runs off in a corner and cries.*
WHY GOD? WHY???!!!!!!!
Why couldn't SFR6 SERIOUSLY of been the last one... why...?
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