Stories that you wish you've never read, or at least that you could forget!
Timestones
spelled.)
-Sonic Fights Robotnik #1-143,133,443,665,743,734,743,999,872
-Any other story written by Sonic Fan
-The issue of the Archie comics with "Sonic the Chillidog".
-Any story with the Fourty Fathom Freedom Fighters.
-The Sally Moon Crossover
-The Sabrina the Teenage Witch crossover
-The Image crossover
-The episode of AoStH with that blob from another dimention that ate everything
-The episode of AoStH where Sonic, Tails, and Robotnik were turned into babies
-Any story with a person named "Davey-kins" in it
-Any story written by the author of "Suicide Run", "Everyone Needs Some Help
Sometimes", and "The Poison of Love"
-Any AFSH fanfic written by Neon Chaos
-Any story written by someone who calls Rockman & Forte "Mega Man 9"
Well, that's all I could think of, anybody have any others to add to the list?
Timestones (official member of the AFSH Stupid bregade!)
KIMUSABI!!!!
Semi Useless Pokemon Tip/Fact #23: Tired of looking for ways to get Mew without
GG/GS? Then stop looking!
Mark Whickman
Timestones wrote in message
<19990905133937...@ng-fw1.aol.com>...
>-Any story written by David Gonterman (or however the hell that name's
>spelled.)
>
>-Sonic Fights Robotnik #1-143,133,443,665,743,734,743,999,872
>
>-Any other story written by Sonic Fan
>
>-The issue of the Archie comics with "Sonic the Chillidog".
>
>-Any story with the Fourty Fathom Freedom Fighters.
>
>-The Sally Moon Crossover
>
>-The Sabrina the Teenage Witch crossover
>
>-The Image crossover
>
>-The episode of AoStH with that blob from another dimention that ate
everything
>
>-The episode of AoStH where Sonic, Tails, and Robotnik were turned into
babies
Wobotnik not born yesterday, day before yesterday.
>
>-Any story with a person named "Davey-kins" in it
>
>-Any story written by the author of "Suicide Run", "Everyone Needs Some
Help
>Sometimes", and "The Poison of Love"
>
>-Any AFSH fanfic written by Neon Chaos
>
>-Any story written by someone who calls Rockman & Forte "Mega Man 9"
>
>
>
>
>Well, that's all I could think of, anybody have any others to add to the
list?
>
>
>Timestones (official member of the AFSH Stupid bregade!)
>KIMUSABI!!!!
>Semi Useless Pokemon Tip/Fact #23: Tired of looking for ways to get Mew
without
>GG/GS? Then stop looking!
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"That's it! Be afraid! You all taste so much better when you're afraid!"
- Pennywise.
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DocZac
Timestones <tston...@aol.comfusion> wrote in message
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> -The episode of AoStH with that blob from another dimention that ate
everything
>
> -The episode of AoStH where Sonic, Tails, and Robotnik were turned into
babies
Hey! That was the height of AoStH's brilliance!
As for the rest, I haven't a clue... but you could add "It's Raining
Bananas".
--
Zac
Remove the first "r" to e-mail me
http://sonichq.cjb.net/
Frank Hansen
"A sorcerer, a demon and Emeralds".
Not to mention my own crappy fanfic.
--
Mondo
"Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up! This... Is my boom-stick!!"
--Ash
"I may be love's bitch but at least I'm man enough to admit it."
--Spike
Mark Whickman skrev i meldingen <7qua4k$ksi$1...@news4.svr.pol.co.uk>...
>
>
>Timestones wrote in message
><19990905133937...@ng-fw1.aol.com>...
>>-Any story written by David Gonterman (or however the hell that name's
>>spelled.)
>>
>>-Sonic Fights Robotnik #1-143,133,443,665,743,734,743,999,872
>>
>>-Any other story written by Sonic Fan
>>
>>-The issue of the Archie comics with "Sonic the Chillidog".
>>
>>-Any story with the Fourty Fathom Freedom Fighters.
>>
>>-The Sally Moon Crossover
>>
>>-The Sabrina the Teenage Witch crossover
>>
>>-The Image crossover
>>
>>-The episode of AoStH with that blob from another dimention that ate
>everything
>>
>>-The episode of AoStH where Sonic, Tails, and Robotnik were turned into
>babies
>
Allison Fleury
DocZac wrote in message <7qub62$lbv$1...@news6.svr.pol.co.uk>...
>
>Timestones <tston...@aol.comfusion> wrote in message
>news:19990905133937...@ng-fw1.aol.com...
>
>
>everything
>>
>> -The episode of AoStH where Sonic, Tails, and Robotnik were turned into
>babies
>
Robo-baby was cute!
--Ali
>As for the rest, I haven't a clue... but you could add "It's Raining
>Bananas".
>
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Neon Chaos
> spelled.)
Never heard of him
> -Sonic Fights Robotnik #1-143,133,443,665,743,734,743,999,872
Don't read Fleetway.
> -Any other story written by Sonic Fan
>
> -The issue of the Archie comics with "Sonic the Chillidog".
>
> -Any story with the Fourty Fathom Freedom Fighters.
>
> -The Sally Moon Crossover
>
> -The Sabrina the Teenage Witch crossover
>
> -The Image crossover
That was cool.
> -The episode of AoStH with that blob from another dimention that ate
everything
>
> -The episode of AoStH where Sonic, Tails, and Robotnik were turned into
babies
>
> -Any story with a person named "Davey-kins" in it
>
> -Any story written by the author of "Suicide Run", "Everyone Needs Some
Help
> Sometimes", and "The Poison of Love"
>
> -Any AFSH fanfic written by Neon Chaos
HEY! That not funny.
> -Any story written by someone who calls Rockman & Forte "Mega Man 9"
WHO?
--
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Member of The Elite Council of Pointlessness.
"Disco didn't die it's just in the witness protection program."
"You really thought my monkey, Chee-Chee was typing on my
computer?! Hee hee... <<snickers>>" - Danehog
Frank Hansen
--
Mondo
"Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up! This... Is my boom-stick!!"
--Ash
"I may be love's bitch but at least I'm man enough to admit it."
--Spike
Neon Chaos skrev i meldingen <37d2...@wznews.webzone.net>...
>> -Any story written by David Gonterman (or however the hell that name's
>> spelled.)
>
>Never heard of him
Luck SOB.
>> -Sonic Fights Robotnik #1-143,133,443,665,743,734,743,999,872
>
>Don't read Fleetway.
'Kay.
>> -Any other story written by Sonic Fan
>>
>> -The issue of the Archie comics with "Sonic the Chillidog".
>>
>> -Any story with the Fourty Fathom Freedom Fighters.
>>
>> -The Sally Moon Crossover
>>
>> -The Sabrina the Teenage Witch crossover
>>
>> -The Image crossover
>
>That was cool.
You! Evil one! *Holds up a cross* Back! Get back, demon!
>> -The episode of AoStH with that blob from another dimention that ate
>everything
>>
>> -The episode of AoStH where Sonic, Tails, and Robotnik were turned into
>babies
>>
>> -Any story with a person named "Davey-kins" in it
Aw, but he's so *cool*.
>> -Any story written by the author of "Suicide Run", "Everyone Needs Some
>Help
>> Sometimes", and "The Poison of Love"
>>
>> -Any AFSH fanfic written by Neon Chaos
>
>HEY! That not funny.
*Smirk* *Giggle* *Chuckle* *Snort*
>> -Any story written by someone who calls Rockman & Forte "Mega Man 9"
>
>WHO?
I never of "someonewhocallsRockmanandForteMegaman9" either.
Coyote Calhoun
> I refuse to believe that you left out
> "A sorcerer, a demon and Emeralds".
> Not to mention my own crappy fanfic.
>
Then of course, there's "The Knothole Murders", "Altered Destiny", "The
Newcomer", "Tricks of the Trade", "Holloween Spirits", any fanfic that tries to
revise EndGame... hell, I could go on like this all day!
--Coyote Calhoun
Coyote Calhoun
Oh! I almost forgot the absolute low point of Archie's Sonic comics...
SONIC LIVE!
--Coyote Calhoun
Raz Masters
>that ate everything
Bwahah! I found this particular list entry hilarious, mostly since I
saw that episode a million frickin' times. If I was bored enough to
watch AoStH, and I turned it on, the odds were in favor of -THAT-
very episode being on every time...
- Raz Masters (Ra...@juno.com)
StHJJ1 Sega+++ Arc+/- WkS++++ tFF++++ Son+++" Sal+++
Rbk+/- Knu++++ Amy0 McS++ tWP++ JlS++ Drk+ P++ Dfhwo
$+++ Cpc,ps,J.Gabrie,JoePep E06 Ee17 Eee27 GF
- That's the Sonic Code; let's bring it back!
- http://www2.utep.edu/~jwjohnst/soncode.html
ark...@my-deja.com
tston...@aol.comfusion (Timestones) wrote:
> -Any story written by David Gonterman (or however the hell that name's
> spelled.)
Who?
> -Sonic Fights Robotnik #1-143,133,443,665,743,734,743,999,872
A common occurance, eh?
> -Any other story written by Sonic Fan
Eh?
> -The issue of the Archie comics with "Sonic the Chillidog".
Do I really want to know? I don't really think I do.
> -Any story with the Fourty Fathom Freedom Fighters.
First we have the 4H, now the 4F. All that's left is the 4G.
> -The Sally Moon Crossover
Ugh.
> -The Sabrina the Teenage Witch crossover
Double ugh.
> -The Image crossover
Ooookay.
> -The episode of AoStH with that blob from another dimention that ate
everything
Isn't there supposed to be an episode like this in every kidvid cartoon?
> -The episode of AoStH where Sonic, Tails, and Robotnik were turned
into babies
Glad I missed this one, but horribly facinated at the same time.
> -Any story with a person named "Davey-kins" in it
Davey-kins?
> -Any story written by the author of "Suicide Run", "Everyone Needs
Some Help
> Sometimes", and "The Poison of Love"
Do I really want to ask? I really don't think I do.
> -Any AFSH fanfic written by Neon Chaos
Who?
> -Any story written by someone who calls Rockman & Forte "Mega Man 9"
Wily cackle-> Muwahahaha!
> Well, that's all I could think of, anybody have any others to add to
the list?
I'm really showing my ignorance here, I'm afraid. Oh well, it was fun
anyways :)
> Timestones (official member of the AFSH Stupid bregade!)
> KIMUSABI!!!!
> Semi Useless Pokemon Tip/Fact #23: Tired of looking for ways to get
Mew without
> GG/GS? Then stop looking!
>
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Coyote Calhoun
> In article <19990905133937...@ng-fw1.aol.com>,
> tston...@aol.comfusion (Timestones) wrote:
> > -Any story written by David Gonterman (or however the hell that name's
> > spelled.)
>
> Who?
>
The author of Blood and Metal, a massive ego trip thinly disguised as a
Sonic story. He also scribbled out a few "comics" (where he is, of course,
the center of the universe), although I've seen better things hanging on
refridgerator doors.
He's also co-written "The Rangers of NIMH", which has been widely regarded
as the worst fanfic in all history.
>
> > -Sonic Fights Robotnik #1-143,133,443,665,743,734,743,999,872
>
> A common occurance, eh?
>
Sadly, yes. The author's been quiet for the most part lately, but a few days
ago he threatened to start writing again. All efforts to stop him seem to
have failed. Best get out while you still have your sanity.
>
> > -Any other story written by Sonic Fan
>
> Eh?
>
He writes all those Sonic Fights Robotnik "stories". If you have nothing
better to do, here's the homepage they're at:
http://members.xoom.com/SONIC_FAN/
>
> > -The issue of the Archie comics with "Sonic the Chillidog".
>
> Do I really want to know? I don't really think I do.
>
No, you don't.
>
> > -Any story with the Fourty Fathom Freedom Fighters.
>
> First we have the 4H, now the 4F. All that's left is the 4G.
>
Generous God-fearing Geriatric Garou?
>
> > -The Sally Moon Crossover
>
> Ugh.
>
Indeed.
>
> > -The Sabrina the Teenage Witch crossover
>
> Double ugh.
>
See above answer, times two.
>
> > -The Image crossover
>
> Ooookay.
>
That about sums it up.
>
> > -The episode of AoStH with that blob from another dimention that ate
> everything
>
> Isn't there supposed to be an episode like this in every kidvid cartoon?
>
Dunno.
>
> > -The episode of AoStH where Sonic, Tails, and Robotnik were turned
> into babies
>
> Glad I missed this one, but horribly facinated at the same time.
>
It was rather disturbing, to say the least.
>
> > -Any story with a person named "Davey-kins" in it
>
> Davey-kins?
>
What David Gonterman calls himself in his atrocities... I mean fanfics.
His full name is David "Davey 'Davey-Kins' Crockett-Kintobor" Gonterman. But
you can call him Dot. >:)
>
> > -Any story written by the author of "Suicide Run", "Everyone Needs
> Some Help
> > Sometimes", and "The Poison of Love"
>
> Do I really want to ask? I really don't think I do.
>
I don't think I want to ask, either.
>
> > -Any AFSH fanfic written by Neon Chaos
>
> Who?
>
You're better off not knowing. Trust me.
>
> > -Any story written by someone who calls Rockman & Forte "Mega Man 9"
>
> Wily cackle-> Muwahahaha!
>
That reminds me, I have to get that emulator so I can finally get around to
beating Mega Man 5...
>
> > Well, that's all I could think of, anybody have any others to add to
> the list?
>
> I'm really showing my ignorance here, I'm afraid. Oh well, it was fun
> anyways :)
>
At least you didn't ask about where to find a Sonic porn site.
>
> > Timestones (official member of the AFSH Stupid bregade!)
> > KIMUSABI!!!!
>
Isn't that supposed to be "Kemosabe"?
> > Semi Useless Pokemon Tip/Fact #23: Tired of looking for ways to get
> Mew without
> > GG/GS? Then stop looking!
> >
>
In other words, when the going gets tough, just give the hell up!
>
> --
> Visit Quint's page of Rockman Manga scans:
> http://www2.crosswinds.net/~sakugarne/pics
>
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>------------------------------------------------------------------<
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where you walk up to a volcano, put a stethoscope against its side
and say "Turn your head and erupt."
--Dan Drazen, in his review of Sonic #65
>------------------------------------------------------------------<
Liam Slater
Neon Chaos <webm...@sonicrules.zzn.com> wrote in message
news:37d2...@wznews.webzone.net...
> > -Any story written by David Gonterman (or however the hell that name's
> > spelled.)
>
>
> > -Sonic Fights Robotnik #1-143,133,443,665,743,734,743,999,872
>
> Don't read Fleetway.
WTF?????? Sonc Fights Robotnik #1-999999999........ were writen by the evil
SonicFan!!!!!!!!!
> > -Any other story written by Sonic Fan
> >
> > -The issue of the Archie comics with "Sonic the Chillidog".
> >
> > -Any story with the Fourty Fathom Freedom Fighters.
> >
> > -The Sally Moon Crossover
> >
> > -The Sabrina the Teenage Witch crossover
> >
> > -The Image crossover
>
> That was cool.
Everyone else thinks that it was crap.
> > -The episode of AoStH with that blob from another dimention that ate
> everything
> >
> > -The episode of AoStH where Sonic, Tails, and Robotnik were turned into
> babies
> >
> > -Any story with a person named "Davey-kins" in it
> >
> > -Any story written by the author of "Suicide Run", "Everyone Needs Some
> Help
> > Sometimes", and "The Poison of Love"
> >
> > -Any AFSH fanfic written by Neon Chaos
>
> HEY! That not funny.
Agreed, it was very disturbing.
> > -Any story written by someone who calls Rockman & Forte "Mega Man 9"
>
> WHO?
Don't know them.
>
> --
> Neon Chaos
> Member of The Elite Council of Pointlessness.
> "Disco didn't die it's just in the witness protection program."
> "You really thought my monkey, Chee-Chee was typing on my
> computer?! Hee hee... <<snickers>>" - Danehog
--
Liam Slater
lsg...@yahoo.com, li...@dizzi.net
Member of the AFSH Elite Council of Pointless
Creator of AGX and self appointed maker of the heralded cheese toasties.
Gotta keep goin'
Everything is a brand new challange for me
I will believe in myself
This is the only start for me
Timestones
>"A sorcerer, a demon and Emeralds".
>Not to mention my own crappy fanfic.
I've never read those, so....
Timestones (official member of the AFSH Stupid bregade!)
KIMUSABI!!!!
Timestones
>saw that episode a million frickin' times. If I was bored enough to
>watch AoStH, and I turned it on, the odds were in favor of -THAT-
>very episode being on every time...
Sounds like my bad luck with the Zelda cartoons....
Timestones
>http://www2.crosswinds.net/~sakugarne/pics
Ooooh! Do you have the picture of Guts Man in a dress!?!
*everyone stares at Timestones*
What?
Timestones
>> > KIMUSABI!!!!
>>
>
>
*blinks* It is?
Frank Hansen
--
Mondo
"Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up! This... Is my boom-stick!!"
--Ash
"I may be love's bitch but at least I'm man enough to admit it."
--Spike
Timestones skrev i meldingen
<19990906122835...@ng-fv1.aol.com>...
>>I refuse to believe that you left out
>>"A sorcerer, a demon and Emeralds".
>>Not to mention my own crappy fanfic.
>
>I've never read those, so....
>
>
ark...@my-deja.com
tston...@aol.comfusion (Timestones) wrote:
> >Visit Quint's page of Rockman Manga scans:
> >http://www2.crosswinds.net/~sakugarne/pics
>
> Ooooh! Do you have the picture of Guts Man in a dress!?!
>
> *everyone stares at Timestones*
>
> What?
Actually, yes I do. It's from a manga that I have. I'm a big
Mega/Rockman fan and have most of them. The Gutsy pic's one of the ones
I was going to scan eventually. There's also one in the same book of
all the Robot Masters decked out in cheerleader outfits, complete
with miniskirts and pompoms. And for all of those people who are going
'WHAT?!' it's not a really bad pic. About on par with the ones of Enker
in the dress. It's from a segment of 4 panel comics in a manga
(appropriately titled in rough English translation) Rockman 4 Panel
March. They're just short little strips of 4 panels ment to be humorous,
the Rush Crush is one of them. There's a bunch that are just hilarious.
I would scan more, but the books are very small and tightly bound
paperbacks. They wouldn't last long under the weight of my flatbed
scanner, and two page spreads are practically impossible to get. Altho
I will be adding one tonight, since I just HAD to get it. Forte gets
interviewed by the press! ;) I'll be working on the page tonight, so
look for a new layout and new scans by tomorrow. I'll see what I can do
about getting the Gutsy pic up too. :)
If anyone has wants to trade links, just let me know.
I also have an extra copy of Rockman Megamix 1 up for bid on ebay right
now if anyone is interested, follow the link:
http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=157037144
> Timestones (official member of the AFSH Stupid bregade!)
> KIMUSABI!!!!
> Semi Useless Pokemon Tip/Fact #23: Tired of looking for ways to get
Mew without
> GG/GS? Then stop looking!
>
--
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Visit Quint's page of Rockman Manga scans:
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ark...@my-deja.com
warlor...@rocketmail.completelyuselessmailservice wrote:
> ark...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> > In article <19990905133937...@ng-fw1.aol.com>,
> > tston...@aol.comfusion (Timestones) wrote:
name's
> > > spelled.)
> >
> >
>
> The author of Blood and Metal, a massive ego trip thinly disguised as
a
> Sonic story. He also scribbled out a few "comics" (where he is, of
course,
> the center of the universe), although I've seen better things hanging
on
> refridgerator doors.
Hmmm. Reminds me of a thread about the same subject of bad fanfic
cliches that arose on one of the MM bboards awhile back. The thread
somehow grew to include Transformers fanfics as well, another series of
which I am a fan. Seems every fanbase has these kinds of things. And boy
have I seen some real stinkers. PeeeEEw! Let me see if I can remember
how I summed it up for that thread. Oh yeah. More or less, this is it:
The fanfic as a vehicle to allow me as my new character to live out my
twinky fantasies by dominating/showing up/saving the life of/killing the
official characters created by Capcom/Hasbro/Sega/ect. Look at me,
everyone! I'm the most important character in the Mega
Man/Transformers/Sonic universe! Aren't I cool?
That pretty much it?
> He's also co-written "The Rangers of NIMH", which has been widely
regarded
> as the worst fanfic in all history.
Heh. Anywhere I can read it? Or is it one of those things deemed too
dangerous because you want to gouge out your eyes with an icepick after
reading?
> > > -Sonic Fights Robotnik #1-143,133,443,665,743,734,743,999,872
> >
> > A common occurance, eh?
> >
>
> Sadly, yes. The author's been quiet for the most part lately, but a
few days
> ago he threatened to start writing again. All efforts to stop him seem
to
> have failed. Best get out while you still have your sanity.
I'll remember that and be forewarned. :)
> > > -Any other story written by Sonic Fan
> >
> > Eh?
> >
>
> He writes all those Sonic Fights Robotnik "stories". If you have
nothing
> better to do, here's the homepage they're at:
>
> http://members.xoom.com/SONIC_FAN/
Hrm. One wonders how some fanfic writers talk in real life when they
can't even string together a decent sentance beyond 4th grade level. And
I'm not talking about spelling either.
> > > -The issue of the Archie comics with "Sonic the Chillidog".
> >
> > Do I really want to know? I don't really think I do.
> >
>
> No, you don't.
I didn't think so.
> > > -Any story with the Fourty Fathom Freedom Fighters.
> >
> > First we have the 4H, now the 4F. All that's left is the 4G.
> >
>
> Generous God-fearing Geriatric Garou?
I'll steal a line from Protoman here. Works for me :)
> > > -The Sally Moon Crossover
> >
> > Ugh.
> >
>
> Indeed.
Why is it that Archie Comics feels like they must cross over every
series they have no matter how incompatable? I once saw Archie & the
Gang meet the TMNT. I'm surprised they didn't cross the Turtles with
Sonic too. Or did they? Not that I dislike either cannon, but together?
*shudder*
> > > -The Sabrina the Teenage Witch crossover
> >
> > Double ugh.
> >
>
> See above answer, times two.
See above as well. And just how the heck did Sabrina end up on Mobius?
> > > -The Image crossover
> >
> > Ooookay.
> >
>
> That about sums it up.
Sonic vs. Spawn?
> > > -The episode of AoStH with that blob from another dimention that
ate
> > everything
> >
> > Isn't there supposed to be an episode like this in every kidvid
cartoon?
> >
>
> Dunno.
Plot recycling is rampant through a lot of cartoons, mostly because many
series share the same uninspired writers who figure it's easier to
recycle a plot that's been used before and is basically pre-approved.
I'm sure I've seen other, non-Sonic cartoons with plots very similar to
this.
> > > -The episode of AoStH where Sonic, Tails, and Robotnik were turned
> > into babies
> >
> > Glad I missed this one, but horribly facinated at the same time.
> >
>
> It was rather disturbing, to say the least.
Who changed the diapers?
> > > -Any story with a person named "Davey-kins" in it
> >
> > Davey-kins?
> >
>
> What David Gonterman calls himself in his atrocities... I mean
fanfics.
>
> His full name is David "Davey 'Davey-Kins' Crockett-Kintobor"
Gonterman. But
> you can call him Dot. >:)
*smooch!*
> > > -Any story written by the author of "Suicide Run", "Everyone Needs
> > Some Help
> > > Sometimes", and "The Poison of Love"
> >
> > Do I really want to ask? I really don't think I do.
> >
>
> I don't think I want to ask, either.
Fine by me.
> > > -Any AFSH fanfic written by Neon Chaos
> >
> > Who?
> >
>
> You're better off not knowing. Trust me.
Hrm. Some of these people post here?
> > > -Any story written by someone who calls Rockman & Forte "Mega Man
9"
> >
> > Wily cackle-> Muwahahaha!
> >
>
> That reminds me, I have to get that emulator so I can finally get
around to
> beating Mega Man 5...
If it was meant to be Mega Man 9, then they would have called it
Rockman 9 instead of Rockman & Forte. Altho it IS a seriously cool game.
Harder than hell, though. I have the cart, and even using the
right equipment it's hard. I can't imagine trying to play it on a
keyboard. Burner Man is insane. Most of those scans on my page are from
the R&F manga.
> > > Well, that's all I could think of, anybody have any others to add
to
> > the list?
> >
> > I'm really showing my ignorance here, I'm afraid. Oh well, it was
fun
> > anyways :)
> >
>
> At least you didn't ask about where to find a Sonic porn site.
Where can I find a Sonic porn site? J/K :)
> > > Timestones (official member of the AFSH Stupid bregade!)
> > > KIMUSABI!!!!
> >
>
> Isn't that supposed to be "Kemosabe"?
Who knows?
> > > Semi Useless Pokemon Tip/Fact #23: Tired of looking for ways to
get
> > Mew without
> > > GG/GS? Then stop looking!
> > >
> >
>
> In other words, when the going gets tough, just give the hell up!
That's the spirit!
<sig snippage>
--
Coyote Calhoun
> > The author of Blood and Metal, a massive ego trip thinly disguised as
> a
> > Sonic story. He also scribbled out a few "comics" (where he is, of
> course,
> > the center of the universe), although I've seen better things hanging
> on
> > refridgerator doors.
>
> Hmmm. Reminds me of a thread about the same subject of bad fanfic
> cliches that arose on one of the MM bboards awhile back. The thread
> somehow grew to include Transformers fanfics as well, another series of
> which I am a fan. Seems every fanbase has these kinds of things. And boy
> have I seen some real stinkers. PeeeEEw! Let me see if I can remember
> how I summed it up for that thread. Oh yeah. More or less, this is it:
>
> The fanfic as a vehicle to allow me as my new character to live out my
> twinky fantasies by dominating/showing up/saving the life of/killing the
> official characters created by Capcom/Hasbro/Sega/ect. Look at me,
> everyone! I'm the most important character in the Mega
> Man/Transformers/Sonic universe! Aren't I cool?
>
> That pretty much it?
>
You hit the nail on the head, buddy.
It's kinda ironic that the Freedom Fighters couldn't beat Robotnik by
themselves, but when that one human shows up, amazingly they whup Robo's
zeppelin-sized butt faster than a top-fuel dragster can run the quarter-mile
strip.
>
> > He's also co-written "The Rangers of NIMH", which has been widely
> regarded
> > as the worst fanfic in all history.
>
> Heh. Anywhere I can read it? Or is it one of those things deemed too
> dangerous because you want to gouge out your eyes with an icepick after
> reading?
>
Well, here's the link to the MiSTed version...
And the link to the MiSTed sequel (yeah, they wrote a sequel... and it's
just as painful as the original.)
> > Sadly, yes. The author's been quiet for the most part lately, but a
> few days
> > ago he threatened to start writing again. All efforts to stop him seem
> to
> > have failed. Best get out while you still have your sanity.
>
> I'll remember that and be forewarned. :)
>
Weapons and ammunition are available for purchase in the commecary.
> > He writes all those Sonic Fights Robotnik "stories". If you have
> nothing
> > better to do, here's the homepage they're at:
> >
> > http://members.xoom.com/SONIC_FAN/
>
> Hrm. One wonders how some fanfic writers talk in real life when they
> can't even string together a decent sentance beyond 4th grade level. And
> I'm not talking about spelling either.
>
I wouldn't be surprised if, by some cruel twist of irony, the worst fanfic
writers are among the most eloquent speakers around.
>
> > No, you don't.
>
> I didn't think so.
>
Good. That's settled, then.
>
> > Generous God-fearing Geriatric Garou?
>
> I'll steal a line from Protoman here. Works for me :)
>
Yep.
>
> Why is it that Archie Comics feels like they must cross over every
> series they have no matter how incompatable? I once saw Archie & the
> Gang meet the TMNT. I'm surprised they didn't cross the Turtles with
> Sonic too. Or did they? Not that I dislike either cannon, but together?
> *shudder*
>
They did an Archie/Punisher crossover, too. God only knows *why*...
Anyway, I think the crossover was just to try and cash in on the anime craze
that's hit America recently (although I they really could've picked
something better than Sailor Moon... I mean, come on!). The real kicker is
that the whole crossover lasted less than 8 pages... the story really
focused on "Zonic the zonehog", who sounds like some lame fanboy character.
> > See above answer, times two.
>
> See above as well. And just how the heck did Sabrina end up on Mobius?
>
Well, I read that issue three times, and I can honestly say that I don't
have a fraggin' clue.
> > That about sums it up.
>
> Sonic vs. Spawn?
>
Well, really more like a bunch of Sega characters and a bunch of Image
characters thrown together in a mishmosh with no real rhyme or reason.
-->skip ahead...-->
> > You're better off not knowing. Trust me.
>
> Hrm. Some of these people post here?
>
Yeah. Neon is AFSH's resident... um, er... hey guys, just what the hell *is*
Neon, anyway?
> > That reminds me, I have to get that emulator so I can finally get
> around to
> > beating Mega Man 5...
>
> If it was meant to be Mega Man 9, then they would have called it
> Rockman 9 instead of Rockman & Forte. Altho it IS a seriously cool game.
> Harder than hell, though. I have the cart, and even using the
> right equipment it's hard. I can't imagine trying to play it on a
> keyboard. Burner Man is insane.
The really tricky part if getting used to have the arrow keys on the right
side, instead of the left like on a controller... it's a pain, but it can be
done.
> Most of those scans on my page are from
> the R&F manga.
>
> > At least you didn't ask about where to find a Sonic porn site.
>
> Where can I find a Sonic porn site? J/K :)
>
Ha ha... if I have to come over there, I will hurt you severely.
[remainder of post removed, as I couldn't think up any smart-@$$ remarks for
it]
Liam Slater
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I looked at it out of curiosity and read blue apple, the psychiatrist says
that I'll be allowed back into the world in a few years.
No, keep that toaster away from me, the walls are closing in and the carpet
wants to eat me!!!!!
--
Liam Slater
lsg...@yahoo.com, li...@dizzi.net
Member of the AFSH Elite Council of Pointless
Creator of AGX and self appointed maker of the heralded cheese toasties.
Many friends help me out, in return I help them
Certain things I can do and there are things that only I can do
No one's alone!
Timestones
>interviewed by the press! ;)
Oh, I remember that one! He gives them the finger, while Rockman watches a
building colaps in the background, right? (Saw it at Mechdrake Assemblies.)
Timestones (official member of the AFSH Stupid bregade!)
KIMUSABI!!!!
Timestones
>> > Some Help
>> > > Sometimes", and "The Poison of Love"
>> >
>> > Do I really want to ask? I really don't think I do.
>> >
>>
>> I don't think I want to ask, either.
>
>Fine by me.
>
Unfortunately, the latter two were Mega Man (X) stories. Of course, they
introduced new characters more powerful than everyone in the current lineup
(Met.... I wanna ram a sword through his head, I do!) and very odd situations
which characters do things they wouldn't if they were real. (Dr. Wily building
a daughter, and her and Mega Man falling in love.) And contain so many plot
twists that you feel disoriented, and contain conclusions that don't conclude
anything at all! Suicide Run was a Pokemon fic, and suffered from the same
ailments.
<snip>>If it was meant to be Mega Man 9, then they would have called it
>Rockman 9 instead of Rockman & Forte. Altho it IS a seriously cool game.
Which makes you wonder why they released it on the SNES so it couldn't arrive
in the US? Why? (And what's with the funky music?)
>Harder than hell, though. I have the cart, and even using the
>right equipment it's hard. I can't imagine trying to play it on a
>keyboard. Burner Man is insane.
I don't know who's more annoying. Dynamo Man (Mr. "I can recharge all my energy
and you can't and there's nothing you can do to stop me and nyah!) Or Burner.
(He makes Quick Man look like Slug Man!)
Timestones (official member of the AFSH Stupid bregade!)
KIMUSABI!!!!
ark...@my-deja.com
tston...@aol.comfusion (Timestones) wrote:
> >Forte gets
> >interviewed by the press! ;)
>
> Oh, I remember that one! He gives them the finger, while Rockman
watches a
> building colaps in the background, right? (Saw it at Mechdrake
Assemblies.)
Yup. The scan was done by me, Arklier. Dark Helmet (the name that's
credited on the Mechadrake page) is what I put in the name box of my
Hotmail address. I sent her most of the scans seen on my page, but she
only put up a couple. Oh well. Now you can see them all :)
> Timestones (official member of the AFSH Stupid bregade!)
> KIMUSABI!!!!
> Semi Useless Pokemon Tip/Fact #23: Tired of looking for ways to get
Mew without
> GG/GS? Then stop looking!
>
--
David Bulmer
<tston...@aol.comfusion> writes
>>Bwahah! I found this particular list entry hilarious, mostly since I
>>saw that episode a million frickin' times. If I was bored enough to
>>watch AoStH, and I turned it on, the odds were in favor of -THAT-
>>very episode being on every time...
>
>Sounds like my bad luck with the Zelda cartoons....
Lucky! I've been trying to watch that AoStH episode ever since I
first saw it and sketched Goopster in my drawing pad! But it's NEVER on,
has NEVER been repeated, and seemingly will never be. You Americans
complain that they keep repeating AoStH, but I wish they'd do it even
once over here. *B^(
--
David Bulmer
Dane Martin
>
>SONIC LIVE!
>_<
I gave my copy away the day I got it...
Dane Martin
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"Mission accompli -- Sonic? Who is SHE?!"
Princess Sally Acorn; Sonic #76