[Cheap MST part 2] Sonic Fights Robotnik 7: Blue Streak Speeds By

[JSolano199]

<<Meanwhile on the Planet Moogria...>>

Scott-...What?

<<Foxfire Studios
10 PM moogrian time>>

Austin- NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

<<David Kintobor was pouring gas on a film reel. He lit a match and set fire to
it.
"That's the last one" he said "The last copy of Sailor Moon: American Kitsune.
Now,
hopefully,
peopl;e won't think that I make bad fanfix">>

David- A little late, Davey-kins. Hey, SonicFan, his last name isn’t Kintobor,
it’s
Gonterman!

<<Then Edward Berreca walked into the room.
"Hey man" said Ed "I was just looking at the latest Mad Eddy's catalog.">>

David- Oh yeah, that old thing. It’s up my ass somewhere.

<<"Mad Eddy's cool" said Dave.
"Anyways, they're selling copies of SMAK (sailor moon american kitsune)" said
Ed
"Hmm......wait........WHAT?!?? ARRRGGAGAGGAGAGGAGAARRRR!!!!" said Dave,
kicking himself in the
ear.>>

Jamie- Ow, I didn’t know Davey-kins was a contortionist.

<<"NOO NOO NOOOOOO!!!" said Dave "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
"We must destory them!" says Dave triumphantly "To the Krokett-mobile!"
They go to the garage. The Krokett-mobile, the galaxy's most advanced starship
is there.
Dave
jumps in, Ed follows.
"AAARRRRGGGGG!!!" says Dave "Where'd the keys go?!??!"
Dave gets out and tears apart Foxfire studios while looking for they keys.
Dave gets back into the starship.
"Heh, they were in my pocket" said Dave
Dave starts the starship!!!
***putt*** puTT***
*KOUGH*
"C'mon START BABY!!!" yells dave>>

Austin- Sounds like you need VIAGRA!

<<*PUTT* *PUTT*
*VVRMMM**
VRRMM***
****VRRROOOOOMMMM!!!!***>>

Austin- That did the trick!
Jamie- Austin, you truly are sick.

<<"Set course for Mobius!" says Dave
"Ok" says Ed
"Make it so!" says Dave>>

Scott- Star Trek AGAIN?! CUT IT OUT!!

<<***CRRAAASHHHH****
The ship flys through the roof
**WHHHHOOOSSHHH**
off they go!!!!
into spacee!!!!!>>

David-Whoa, that’s a relief. For a minute i thought they had gone off into
space!

<<*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*>>

Austin- Die ya little American Brats! Eat me bullets!

<<The Robotnik Show
(this episode is being shot in a cave with crystals on the walls)

Announcer-bot: Doo doo doo doo doo....IT'S THE ROBOTNIK shoooooow!
Announcer-bot: Tonight LIVE from the RObotik crystal mine! With guests Robin
Williams and
Tank-bot 4.128429 XRE!
Announcer-bot: And now here's his exalted lardishness, Dr. Roooooooobotnik!
(Robotnik rolls onstage. he gets up)
RObotnik: YO YO!
Bots in audience: yaaaaay! (klap klap)
Robotnik: Let's get this show going! Heeeeeere's Snivley and the SWAT-bot
orchastra!
(Snivley and the bots play the Spring-yard Zone song)>>

Jamie- Why not the Carnival Night Zone song?

<<RObotnik: (dances) hey hey! yo-hey! hey hey hey, it's ROBIN WILLIAMS!!!
(Robin Williams falls in through the roof)
Robin: HEEEEEEEEY Everbodyyyy!!!!>>

David- I wish I could get away but I’m shackled! Funny stuff!

<<Bots: (clap clap clap clap clap)
(Robotnik sits at the desk. Robin sits in the chair beside the desk. Also
called the guests
chair)
Robotnik: Yo Rob, wassup?
Robin: Yo yo homey-g! WURRRD!>>

Austin- I’ll just sit...over...here...for a while...

<<RObotnik: Yo nuttin' sup!
Robin: Nuttin' honey?
Robotnik: Honey nut cheerios?>>

Austin- NO! LUCKY CHARMS!!

<<Robin: Gotta race fore the taste!
Robotnik: Yeah
Robin: YEAH!
Robotnik & Robin: Oh yeeeah!
Robotnik: Ok let's can the dialogue
Robin: 'k>>

Scott- Doesn’t sound like Robin Williams to me.
David- Scott, this is SonicFan, remember?
Scott- Ah.

<<Robotnik: So I heard you were in the movie "What Dreams May Come"
Robin: That's right Ivo
Robotnik: Howzabout you tell us about this movie
Robin: Ok.
Robotnik: .....
Robin: It's about a guy who dies>>

Jamie- Is that supposed to be funny? Show some respect, Sonic Fan!

<<Robotnik: Really? Hmmm. Interesting! Please elaborate some more.
Robin: Ok
Robotnik: .........
Robin: He's sitting in a tunnel and then suddenly a car flys out of nowhere and
lands on
him!
Robotnik: Wait a second. So you're saying that the guys just sitting there..
Robin: Right....
Robotnik: And a car flys out of nowhere?
Robnin: Affirmative.
Robotnik: It just.....flys out of nowhere?
Robin: That is the correct answer
Robotnik: Now.......wouldn't that be a.....
Robin & Robotnik: WALKING CONTRADICTION!>>

Jamie- Now, how is that a walking contradiction? Do they have to break out into
a song?!
David- The video has a car flying out of nowhere.
Austin- HAHAHAH! You watch Greenday videos! You’re such a fag!
David beats the shit out of Austin

<<(Robotnik jumps over the desk and runs over to the swat bot orchastra. He
grabs a
guitar.)
(Robin Williams and Robotnik sing Walking Contradiction by Greenday)
(Robotnik and Robin sit back down)
Robotnik: Getting back to the movie. If the main character dies at the
beginnging, that
would
be a pretty short movie
Robin: But he goes to heaven
Robotnik: Ah! I see! I went to heaven once. It's an interesting story. So one
day I was
going
to heaven, right? And just then....
Robotnik: SOMETHING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO HEAVEN
(Snivley and the bots start playing music. Robotnik jumps up on the desk. A bot
throws
him a
microphone)
(Robotnik sings "Something happened on the way to Heaven" by Phil Collins)>>

Scott- WHy is he doing this to us? What kind of vile beast would torture us
with this?

<<*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*>>
David- Austin...

<<The Middle of the Great Desert
Outside the Robotik Crystal Mine
3:24 PM
Temperature: 37 degrees Celcius>>

David- But deserts are hot!
Scott- Celsius, David. No wonder you dropped out.
David- Shutup!

<<The freedom fighters are sneaking up to the mine. Sonic and Sally look
through the
hi-tech
bindoctulars.
Sonic says "Hey I see stuff. It's the mine"
"I see it too" says Sally
Sonic says "Ok, this time I came up with the plan Sal"
Sonic says "It goes like this. You and the other freedom figters shoot the SWAT
bots with
your
paint guns while I sneak into the mine and blow it up"
"Sonic!" said Sally "That's dangerous!"
"No prob sal!" says Sonic "I'm the blue dude with a tude! I'm always dodging
laser fire
from
hoverunits, and dashing through hundred of bots, and it's just so I can get a
chili-dog from
a vending machine in robotnropolis.>>

Jamie- A city located west of Robotropolis.

<< That vending machine has the best chili-dogs on mobius.
But thats beside the point. I'm a hedgehog of danger, a man of action, fighting
the evil Dr.
Robotnik. That's just what I do."
"Ok" says Sally "We will do your plan"
Sally and the other freedom fighters run up to the security fence.
"Hey bots!" says Sally
"WHAT" says a SWAT-bot
"Time for a new paint job!" says Geoff St. John.
"PAINT JOB IS NOT SCEDUELD UNTIL NEXT TUESDAY, PLEASE RETURN
THEN. THANK YOU, COME AGAIN" says
the bot>>

David- What kidn of bot? A Robot, a Swatbot, a Cheeze bot or an Evilbot?

<<Freedom fighters blast the bot with paint
"NOOOOOO!" drones the bot. It falls over.
A few hundred bots run to the scene
"Zikes!" says Antoinee "Ze bots, are zo maneey, that i am counting them, and
the are
being
hunzdrens of them!! ayieeeee!">>

Jamie- Uh..
David- I’m not touching that one...

<<The bots fire lasers. The Freedom fighters fight back with a storm of
paintballs.
"Hurry up Sonic!" says Bunnie "Heck y'all, there is alot of bots, some of em
are metal, adn
some of em are plastic, an some of em are clay, and some of em are nylon.>>

David shudders

<<Heck all yall some
of the bots aren't even made of material at all!">>

Scott- Now how’s THAT possible?!

<<Sonic scurrys over the fence. He sneaks away into the truck garage.
Inside the garage sonic loks around. It's dark. He turns on the light-switch.
It's light now.
>>

David- Thanks, I would have never known.
Austin- Uh... hi. I’m back.
David- Restroom break?! You’ll pay for that! You missed a few seconds of
torture. Now,
you’ll have to watch this AGAIN!
Austin- NOOOOOOOO!!!!

<<He can see. He looks around again, this time seeing stuff. He spys a propane
turck. He
jumps
into it and hotwires it with the hotwire-o-matic (made by Rotor)>>

Scott- The detail astounds me...

<<"Standard freedom fighter equipment" says Sonic
The truck pulls out of the garage.

*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*

The Robotik Crystal Mine
Guard Post #3

A propane truck drives up to the security gate. The SWAT-bot in the booth
drones
"IDENTIFICATION PLEASE">>

David- Yeah, I’m lookin for Julio. He dere?

<<Sonic hides behind the dashboard and talks into a styrofoam cup.
He says "Drooooonnneee. Hello I am SWATbot #7326492162942673294."
SWAT-bot drones "WAIT A MINUTE. *I* AM SWATbot #7326492162942673294.
INTRUDER ALERT!">>

Jamie- That was actually kind of funny.

<<The SWATbot sounds the alarm. Klaxons and sirens go off.
"Oh FOCK!" says Sonic. He steps on the gas and drives right through the
guardpost.
**SMMMASSSH!!!* goes the truck as it runs over the booth.
Sonic puts the petal to the metal *VROOOOOOOM!!!*
But three SWATbot tanks are in hot pursuit!>>

Scott- A high speed truck being chased by tanks. The excitement never stops.

<<The truck hits a corner *SCREEEEEE* VRROOOOMMM****!!!!
Meanwhile....
Four SWATbots are sitting at a table playing bridge.
One SWATbot lays down it's cards and drones "FOUR OF A KIND"
Another SWATbot dones "DRRROOOONNNNE. I GUESS #7498032657639081000127
HASN'T HAD THEIR A.I.
CHIP UPGRADED"
The other bots drone "HA. HA. HA.">>

Scott- Why drone? Why not speak?

<<***KKKAAAAAARRRAAAHHHOOOOO!!!!!*** The propane truck runs over the
table!
***CRRRUNNNCH!!!!*** The tanks run over the SWATbots!!
"SORRY" drones one of the tank driving bots.
The truck is driving along the edge of a high sand dune. Sonic turns sharp! One
of the
tanks
drives over the edge of the dune and flips over!
The tanks fire on sonic! *BADDOM* *BROOOM!*>>

David- I had one of those once. I like regular brooms better.

<<Sonic turns left and right dodging the shots. He does a 360 degree turns
*SKEEEREEEEE**>>

Austin- Thats how you know not to eat Taco Bell

<<one of the tanks turns and flips over. Sonic drives away MEGA-FAST
*VROOOOM!!!*
JUST THEN the last tank fire at sonic! The shot hits the ground beside sonic's
truck.
**KKALLAAAABAAAMM!!!*** It makes a Sandslide!>>

Jamie- Where’d the sand come from?

<<Sonic is sliding down the hill. He slams on the brakes but keeps sliding! He
turns HE'S
SPINNING OUT!!!!>>

David- He says HE NEEDS TO LEARN TO WRITE!!!!

<<"AHHHH!" says sonic. He rolls down the window and jumps out of teh turck!>>

Austin- WHat was he doing inside a Turk? Shoving his head up his-
David- AUSTIN! SHUTUP!!!

<<The hill goes down REALLY STEEP! The truck is barreling down the hill and IT
SLAMS RIGHT INTO
A METAL SUPPORT POLE!! ***GAAAAAAARRRRRNNNN!!***
Sonic dives down the mine shaft!>>

David- only to find dynamite. It explode, Sonic dies, End of story. Can we
leave now?

<<**KRAK-SMAKA-BOOM!!!* the truck explodes in a huge firey explosion, and at
the
same time,
blows up the tank ***BAAAANNNNNGGG!!!!***>>

Austin- Shouldn’t it be KAFRGTTOOOOM!!! ?

<<*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*

Inside the Mine

Sonic is crawling through a dark tunnel. He gets almost to the end and looks
out.
Robotnik is singing "Oooh! What's love got to do with it, got to do with it">>

David- So he got a wig and lost some weight? This isn’t Robotnik.

<<Sonic sits in the tunnel and waits for the right time to attack.>>

David- Which is...?

<<*^*^*^*^*^*^*

3 and a half minutes later>>

David- Sonic realizes he’s in the wrong place at the wrong time, and goes back
to Sega!

<<Robotnik: And that's the end of our show. Join us next week, when we'll have
Patrick
Stewart,
star of the movie "Star Trek: Insurrection" and the upcoming fanfic "The Borg
With the
Golden
Gun". Goodnight everybody!>>

Scott- What is his obsession with Star Trek?

<<The credits roll. Snivley and the bots play music. Robotnik drinks some
coffee. The
stage
lights go off and all the bots go back to their mining duties.
Sonic speeds into the room!
"Yo buttnik!" says Sonic "It's time for the final fight!"
"Ha ha ha ha..." laughs Robotnik "Not today hedgehog! Ha ha ha ha ha! Packbell,
Grounder,
Scratch! Fight the hedgehog!"
Robotniks chair zooms out of the room (note: robotnik was sitting on the chair
at the
time)>>

David- Gee! Thanks for the note! I would have never guessed!

<<Grounder has a metal blade shooter.
"Huh hhuh hhuh huh huh Huh uhhhhh huh huh" says Grounder.
Scratch has a lightning gun.
"Hhehehh heh heh henheh! Use the tazer! Zap em in the butt! heh heh heh heh!"
says
Scratch.
Packbell has 2 laser rifles.
"I keeeeelll you!" says Packbell.>>

Austin- Let’s get it on, Spanky!!
David- Austin! It’s just a fanfic!
Austin- Then make it stop!!

<<Sonic jumps up in the air and says "I fight you!"
Grounder fires circular metal blades at sonic! Sonic ducks and runs to the
left!
Scratch fires a huge lightning blast at sonic! **KRRRAAKKKKOOOWWWW!!!***
sonic jumps out of
the way and runs to the right!>>

Jamie- Then he jumps bckwards and runs straight ahead
David- AND HE DIES! End of story. Can we leave now?

<<Packbell breakdances while shooting at sonic. Sonic skillfully dodges the
laser fire.
Sonic climbs up a ladder to the rafters. Scratch shoots the ladder!
*ZAPZAPZAPZAP*
Sonic jumps
off just in time, and grabs onto an electrical cord. Sonic swings on the cord
dodging
blades,
laser fire and lighting blasts.
**RRRIP!!* goes the cord.
**SNAP*** goes the cord.>>

Austin- ***CRACKLE**** **POP***

<<The cord snaps! Sonic falls! A studio light falls on scratch!
***KRRRAAAHSSSS***
"HEH.... HEH.... HEH..... I/0 ERROR" goes scratch ***YAAAABOOOMMMM!!!***
scratch explodes.
A metal blade cuts off one of Sonic's spikes.>>

Scott- Spikes? Their called QUILLS you moron!

<<"YOU DIE!" screams Sonic.
Sonic spin dashes at Grounder. He gets hit in the arm by a metal blade.
"AAARRRRRRGGGGGG!!!!!!" goes sonic
Sonic gets mad, and throws a crystal at grounder. Grounder's head is made of
cheap
metal, so
when the crystal hits him, his head collapses. Grounder falls into Packbell.
His hand/drill
drills into packbells torso.
"Hey man, get this thing outta me!" says Packbell. He rips apart Grounder and
runs away.
Sonic runs to the energy crystal storage room. He uses the unlock-o-matic to
open the
door.
But when he goes in the room, he is shocked to find....
THAT NOT A SINGLE CRYSTAL IS THERE!
"Oh no!" says Sonic "Where'd they go?">>

Jamie- Down a plothole.

<<A robotic voice from a speaker says "NOW BOARDING, ENERGY CRYSTAL
TRAIN TO ROBOTROPOLIS.
LEAVING IN 15 SECONDS."
Sonic runs really fast to the train. Packbell looks out the window of the train
and says "ha
ha ha"
The train is leaving! *CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA*
Sonic jumps onto a ladder on the side of the train. Packbell shoots at sonic.
Sonic dodges,
and hangs onto the ladder with 1 hand. He opens a window on the car that
packbell isn't
in
and climbs into it.
Sonic relaxes for 2 seconds. Then Packbell kicks down the door!>>

David- Packbell jumps for o reason and dies! Sonic kicks 1000000000000000000000
bots
butts! SonCi says “OH YEAH JUCIE AND WONKY WONK WONKL JAM PAST
COOL WONK!”
Jamie- CALM DOWN!!

<<Packbell says "Ha ha, you won the fight back there but you will not stop the
glorious
crystal
revolution!"
"Sure I will, BOLT BRANE" says Sonic in reply.>>

Scott- Braine, not Brane, BRAIN!

<<Packbell shoots at sonic! SOnic runs around, up the walls and on the ceiling!
He runs to
the
next car! It's the dining car.>>

Jamie- But during the fight with Sonic, Packbell doesn’t notice that SOnic made
a run for
it!
Scott- Why is there a dining car?

<<Snivley and the bots are there, eating some food. Sonic runs over the tables
while
packbell
blows up alot of stuff.
Sonic enters the next car, which contains lots of explosives.
"Hold it Packbell!" says Sonic "You can't shoot in here! Nyah nyah!"
"FOCK YOU SONIC!" says Packbell. He blasts a barrel of Hyperexplosive.
**KKKKRRRRRRRAAAAABBBBLLLLAAANNNNMMMMMMMMMMMMMddddd
!!!!******
The explosion rips the car in two! Sonic is on one side, packbell is one the
other.
"HAHAHAHHA!!!" says Packbell. "You can't stop us now!
hahahhahahhhhAhHAHAHA!!!!"
Sonic does a running dash and leaps to the other side, and goes right over
packbells head!
"GET BACK HERE!" says Pack>>

David- While Packbell jumps off and dies! The SoniC fights 1000000000000000
bots
and...

<<He chases sonic! Sonic runs back through the dining car.
*CRASH*
*SMASH*
Pardon me sir
*BORK*
*SNERT*>>

Ausin- Bork? Snert? Getting Kinky, back there, huh?

<<*BANG*
*BOOM*
hey watch'it
*MOO*
*OOF*
*ARG*
*OW*
scuse me
*BLAM*
*KRASH*
DRRROOONNEEE GET OUT OF MY SOUP
*BASH*
Sonic climbs out a window onto the roof of the train. Packbell follows.
Sonic ducks when the train gets to a tunnel. It clears the tunnel, he gets back
up. Packbell
climbs out onto the roof.>>

Jamie- Wasn’t he already there?

<<"AHAHAHHHAA!!!" says Packbell. He blasts at sonic.
Sonic swings down onto a ladder on the side of the train. Packbell shoots at
him. Sonic
does
the speedy uppercut at Packbell!
"oof" goes Packbell. Sonic get back on top of the train. Packbell says
"GrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRR" >>

Austin- Are you threatening me?! Lt’s get it on, Spanky! grrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

<<*KRONK*
Sonic ducked just in time when the train got to the tunnel but Packbell didn't.
Packbell fell
off the train.
SOnic climbs back in through the window and runs to the control car.>>

Scott- I was wondering what SOnic had gone off to do...

<<He slices through the
door and is greeted by..
ENGINEER BOT!
Sonic battles the engineer bot! The bot attacks with a coal shovel. Sonic
steals the bots
shovel and smashes the bot to bits with it.
"Too easy" says Sonic
JUST THEN
A gang of SWATbots enters the car.>>

Austin- Punk ass bitch! I;m gonna bust a cap on yo ass!

<<One of the bots says, or drones rather "PREPARE TO FACE THE WRATH
OF...SWAT-BOT #1! THE VERY
FIRST SWAT BOT!"
The SWATbot opens a door to the closet. A rusty old bot with a bucket for a
head clanks
out.
It falls over. *CLANK*
"NOOOOOOO!" say the other SWATbots. They throw themselves off the train.
"Now all I have to do is pull the brake lever." says Sonic "I'll just grab it
like so, and
then pull in a downward fashion. On three. one...two..."
*THUMP*
***RRRIIPPP****
"***WWWAAAAAKKK!!!*"
*SMAASSHHHHH*
Gargoyle-bot rips through the roof of the train!>>

David- Gargoyle bot?! Where the hell did that come from?!
Jamie- It flew out of the plothole.

"RRRAAAARRRRG!!" goes the bot!
Sonic runs around the bot! The bot attacks with it's bladed wings!
*SLICE!*
the bots slices sonic!
"OW! paper cut!" yells sonic.>>

David- PAPERCUT?! A bladed metal wing slices you and you get a PAPERCUT?!

<<Sonic rolls around on the floor. The bot swings it's clawed hand at sonic,
but sonic rolls
out
of the way. He looks up at the navigational computer.
The screen flashes "DO NOT TURN LEFT"
Sonic gets up. The bot lunges at sonic, sonic ducks and the bot smashes head
first into the
control panel!
"RRRG! GRRRG! GRRRK!" says the bot, trying to get it's hean un-stuck.>>

Austin- hehehehe
David- Don’t, Austin. (Raises a fist)

<< Sonic turns the steering wheel left. Then he opens the door and jumps out of
the train.
The train makes a turn at the junction and hits a rickety old wooden track.
The train derails! It flys off the track, 30 feet into the air, hits the ground
and explodes
in a mega-huge ecplosion!>>

David- At least it wasn’t an explosion. If so, everyone would be killed. End of
story, can
we leave now?

<< ***FFLLLLAKKKAAAMMNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!**** *BOOM!*
"Hmmm I must have made a wrong turn" says Sonic.>>

Austin- Funny!

<<*^*^*^*^*^*^*

In Space.....

VVVROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!! SCCCRREEEEEEE!!!!
The Krokett-mobile is flying through an asteroid belt.>>

Jamie- I forogt all about them. We’re doomed...

<<"YYAAAAAHHH!!!" says Ed "Lookout! LOOKOUT!!!!"
Dave kintobor steers the ship. He spins the steering wheel around. He makes a
sharp turn
just
barely avoiding an asteroid.
SSCCCRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!
"WWOOOOHOOOO!!!!" goes the Dave, "We're almost at Mobius, I'd better step on
the
gas!">>

Scott- But you can’t step on gas! It’s as if there was nothing there!
David- Shutup!

<<SSCREE VRROOOOMMM RRRRRRRRR VRROOOOMMMM
They exit the asteroid belt going about warp 467.>>

Scott- What would that be, 3,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 light years a
second?

<< JUST THEN...
the screen flashes
*Incoming Commuinacation*
Edward hits the com-button. A SWAT-bot is onscreen.
"HEELO, THIS IS SWAT-BOT #7461941746375639 OF THE STARSHIP
ROBOPRISE. YOU ARE ON A COLLISION
COURSE WITH OUR SHIP. WE REQUEST THAT YOU REMOVOE YOUR SHIP
FROM THIS COURSE. THANK YOU, AND
ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR DAY IN THE MOBIUS STARSYSTEM"
Dave honks the horn and yells "GET OUTTA THE WAY!!!! GET OUTA THE WA*"
The two starships collide!>>

David- YES! DAVEY-KINS IS DEAD!!!

<<**KKRRAASHHHMASHHHHBASSHHHATRRASHHHHKABOOOMMMMOOOS
KKKNOOBOOMMMMMM!!!***
Out of the fiery explosion, an escape pod falls down to Mobius!>>

David- D’oh!

<<*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*

Ferret Planet
The Communications Center

FX Ferret arrives back at his post. He sits down at the desk.
"Ahh it's great to be back" he says.
FX Ferret checks the answering machine. No messages.
"Now I'll just wait until Sonic gets here. I'll pass the time by singing a
little song. Dum
dee doo dah dee doo dum dah dee doo.">>

Jamie- What was the point of that?
David- Did it need one?

<<*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*

Mobius
A grassy feild

Knuckles is standing in a huge pile of rock-rubble. >>

Scott- That’s right, there’s this echidna guy...

<<He picks up a rock and examines it.
"Hmm....number #4526521. Now where's #4526522...here it is."
Knuckles glues the 2 rocks together.
"Hot dam, it's gonna take a long time to rebiuld this island." says he.>>

David- And a fine day to ye!

<<He looks to the sky and sees a plummeting escape pod. The pod streks through
the sky
and
smashes too the ground!
*thunk*
Edwar Berreca gets opens the door and looks outside.
The pod is surrounded by SWATbots.
"What's outside?" says Dave
"Let me put it this way" says Ed "A real bad reason to get up in the
morning!">>

David- Saturday Morning Cartoons?
Austin- Hey! Shut up! You better not be making fun of Young Hercules!

<<*^*^*^*^*^*^*

Trailer-Mart

Bob Prower is buying a new trailer.
Uncle Bob says "This be a good trailer. Please air-deliver it to coordianates
(7243,429414,298491)">>

Jamie- What was the point of that?
David- Jamie, don’t try to make sense out of this. Remember when you tried to
figure out
what Gonterman’s Mobius Chronicles was about?
Jamie- ARGHH!

<<*^*^*^*^*^*^*

Knothole Village
5 weeks later
Mid-spring
April 12
10:34 AM

It was a peaceful day in Knothole Village. The trees were growing and the
leaves were
leafing.
Rotor was in his lab inventing a new kind of sproket. Bunnie was researching
crystals.
Dulcy
was running into trees. Antoinne was jamming to Greenday.
And Sonic was bragging to a crowd of freedom fighters.
"Yo" said Sonic "I beat those bots and I beat them good. I was like on the
train, and I
fought
Packbell, and the train blew up! Hooray for a free Mobius!"
"clap. clap. clap. yaaaay!" went the crowd.
"Thank you, thank you, you're too kind" said Sonic.
Meanwhile, Sally was in her hut watching TV and drinking a mountain due.>>

Scott- Mountain DEW! DEW!!!

<<(On TV)
Announcer-bot: We now return to The Amazing Snivley
(Snivley walks on-screen carrying a bunch of fruit.)
(Snivley balances an orange on the tip of his nose)>>

David- Geez, ANYONE can get their own show these days!

<<("Sabre Dance" plays in the background)
(Snivley spins the orange)
(applause)
(Snivley juggles some apples)
(mopre applause)
(Snivley throws a bannana)
(Snivley juggles grapefruits using his feet)
(The bannana boomerangs back a Snivley, and Snivley jumps over it)
(yaaay clap clap)
Robotnik: Yo nivley, c'mere>>

Austin- I’m gon’ rape you...I’m gon’ rape you good!
David- Thats it! (He pulls out a knife)
Jamie- David, no!
David- I have to! It’s his destiny!
Jamie- NO! You’ll get blood everywhere! It’s hard to get out!
David- ARGH! You’re right...

<<(Snivley walks off-screen)
Announcer-bot: We interrupt this episode of The Amazing Snivley to bring you an
episode
of the
Droning Robots Show!
Theme Song: It's the droning robots shooooow!
SWATbot: DRRRRROOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEE
SWATbot #2: DRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEE

Sally says "Hmm I wonder what is going on...">>

David- You’re whole world is screwed! SonicFan is in control! That’s what’s
going on!

<<*^*^*^*^*^*^*

Robotropolis
11:54 AM

Sally is sneaking around in Robotropolis.
CLANK CLANK CLANK>>

David- Hey, it’s our old pal SWATBOT!!
Scott- Was that supposed to be funny?
David- Shutup!

<<"Uh oh bots" says Sally
She hides behind a garbage can. When the bots leave sally climbs up a fire
escape. She
climbs
all the way up to the roof of the building.
Sally looks through the hi-tech view scope.
"hmmm" says Sally "The Death Egg is 5 km from this point. Now to calculate the
wind
velocity.
Huh whats that?"
Sally looks around and sees A FLOCK OF HOVERUNITS IS HEADED RIGHT FOR
HER!>>

Scott- A FLOCK?! It’s called a SQUAD!!

<<The Hoverunits are flying at top speed and cutting in front of each other.
"YAHOOO!" says one hoverunit piloting SWATbot, while doing a barrel roll "LET'S
LOCK N' LOAD"
Sally waits.
"HEY HO LET'S GO!" drones a SWATbot.
The hoverunits are closing in. When they are just a few feet away from the
building Sally
drops a Hyperexplosive grenade off the rooftop.
***BB:LLLLLLAAAAAKKKKKAAAAZZZXZXXXMMMMM!M!!!!!!!!***
The hoverunits are blasted down by a huge wall of flame!
***SSKKKKAABLLLOOOMMMM!!!***

*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*

Robo-Building #23.2834 A

Some SWATbots are sitting around playing Pokemon on gameboy.>>

David- If someone says “PIKACHU!”, I swear I’m gonna murder someone!!

<<**KKRRAAASSHHHHH!!!***
A flaming hoverunit smashes through the window and blow up the bots in a huge
explosion!!!
****BooM****

*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*

Robotropolis
The Death Egg
Outside

Sally is using a rope to climb up the side of the death egg. She climbs up and
up and up.
Upwards and upwards. Climb climb climb. The Scrap Brain Zone music plays in the
background.>>

Jamie- Why not the Death Egg Zone Music?

<<Sally climbs up to a window and looks inside. Some SWATbots are dancing and
blasting out the
Scrap Brain Zone song on a huge stereo.
Sally climbs up some more. After climbing for a long time she looks in the top
window.
Robotnik and Snivley are there. Sally listins to their conversation.
"HAHHAHHAHAHAHHAAA!!!" says Robotnik "HAHHA THis is my most evil plan yet
HAHAHAHHAHA!!!"
"What is your plan sir?" asks Snivley.
"HA HA HA!" says Robotnik "My plan is ingeniuos yet EEEVVIILLL!!!
HAHAHAHHAHHA!!!"
Robotnik continues "The mad scientist Dr. Wily>>

Scott- NO!! NOT A MEGAMAN-SONIC CROSSOVER!!

<< has agreed to form a merger with The Robotnik
Corporation! Together we will crush the freedom fighters with the power of THE
MOST
ULTIMATE
FIGHTING BOTS IN THE UNIVERSE! HAHAHAHAHHA!!!"
"What's the catch?" askas Snivlet.
"We have to help Dr. Wily kill megaman. But that shouldn't be a problem, we'll
just get
him to
stand on some big spikes and he'll go *POOF!*"
"Hahahahahaha" laughed Snivley.
"Now Snivley, to the Robotnik Co. building! There's going to be a big ceremony,
with
cake and
stuff!" says Robotnik
"GGGAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSPPPP OH NO!" says Sally
"Did you just hear something?" says Snivley to Robotnik.
"I think it came from outside. Let's go check" says Robotnik. They walk to the
window.
Sally despretaley tries to climb down but gets tangled in the rope.
Robotnik opens up the window. "What have we here" says Robotnik "It's princess
Sally
climbing
up the death egg again.">>

David(Robotnik)- But I specifically told her not to climb it! It could kill
her!

<<Robotnik pulls out a pair of hedgeclippers. Robotnik waggles his eyebrows.
Then he
cuts the
rope.
*SNIP*
"AAHHHHHHHH!!!" says the falling Sally.
"Heh heh heh" says Robotnik "Done like dinner!"
Sally pulls a cord on her backpack. A parachute opens! *FWOOSH*
"ARRRRGGGG!!!" says Robotnik "She must have remembered the time when she fell
off
the Death
Egg, and came prepared this time! D'oH d'OH d'oH d'oH!">>

Austin- Sounds like Homer in Mortal Kombat 4.

<<Robotnik hits the alram button and talks into the Intercom
"ATTENTION all bots! Kill SallY!">>

David- Whew. For a minute I though they’d kill Sally.
Jamie- ahem.
David- Uh...whoops...

<<Sally hits the ground and runs. Some bots stroll after her.
"YOU STUPID BOTS!! MOVE IT!!! ARRRGGG!!!!" yells robotnik.
Sally escapes to The Great Forest.
But Buzzbombers are chasing her!
BUUZZZZ BUZZZZZ BUZUUZZZZ!!!!
Buzz bombers fire STINGER MISSLES. SAlly jumps around, runs around rolls behind
a
bush and
jumps into the treehole.>>

Jamie- But Sally’s trying to get away! The bots follow SallY, and SAlly makes a
run for it!

<<She slides down the slide to Knothole! WHEEEEEEEE!!!!
Sallys comes out the other end of the slide and flies through the wall of
Rotor's hut!
***CCRRRAAAAHHHHHH****
"Hi Rtor!" says Sally "Emergency meeting in 2 minutes!">>

Jamie(Sally)- Wait- what are you doing in Rotor’s hut?
Austin(Rtor) Ah BLAHBLABLAHBLAHBLAHABLAHBLAH

Jose Solano
----------------
"Bizarre? Yes. Weird? Yes. Pointless? Sometimes"
-Mach Hedgehog

Coming Soon: Jose's White Trash Can
Home of the Pikachu Death Gallery!

[Zudy]

That was pretty funny!

--aLi

[DobberSndz]

haha see what you did to me?! I read this this morning when i SHOULDA been at
school and now I can look forward to a day of people thinking i'm crazy because
I laugehd at something no one else has read!
-Iria
<KoolKnux> You no son freeloading dum ray of the good god of a push of the dog
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<spuug> I used to take L'eggs eggs apart and use them as pretend breasts.