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[FanficParody] RETURN OF ROBOTNIK! bum bum bummm!

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Gen Fluke

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Jul 10, 1998, 3:00:00 AM7/10/98
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Hello! :) :) :) :)
This is the best fan fic
EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!


"Return of Robotnik!"

One day sonic was jamming to Hanson and he suddenly heard something.
It was Sally.
Sonic said "Hi!"
Sally left to um.. fight..some..uh..robots..yeh.
Sonic then called his buddy Tails on the phone.
Tails' exact twin, who could do everything tails could do plus he knew
magic and could shapeshift, Tails2, picked up the phone.
"Hi Sonic!"
"Hi Tails2, Tails' little brother who can do everything he can do and also
do magic and shapeshift,is my lil bro tails there?" Sonic asked
"No." Tails2 replied
"Where is he?" Sonic asked?
" I don't know" Tails replied, opening a can of Tab.
"Ok COOL!" Sonic hung up the phone and turned on his favorite anime:
"Sonic the Hedgehog!" Sonic cheered as he watched himself kick robot butt.
Then Tails2 came in crying insanely.
"Sonic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROBOTNIK came and killed everyone!!! Tails, Sally,
Roter, and even antoine!!!"
"What about Geoffrey?" Sonic asked
"No, he got away" Tails2 replied.
"Damn" Sonic replied.
Robotnik burst into the hut and said loudly "I AM BACK!"
"Hey botnik" Sonic said.
They battled for months, then robotnik died.

The End

Mark Palenik

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Jul 10, 1998, 3:00:00 AM7/10/98
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Gen Fluke wrote:

What part of it is parodied? That's exactly the same as Sonic fights
Robotnik, only the spelling is better.


MachHedge

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Jul 11, 1998, 3:00:00 AM7/11/98
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[snip]

Genfluke, master of sarcasim.

Mach H. Hedgehog,
Pointless thingy of the un-determined amount of time:

"They were lonely. So the little old lady decided to make a man out of stinky
cheese."-The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales.

Howie T. Cat

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Jul 11, 1998, 3:00:00 AM7/11/98
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Gen Fluke wrote:
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[A funny, funny story]

HahahaHAHahahAHAHhahahaa! NOw, THAT was some funny shtuff! My favorite
part is the battle between Sonic and Robotnik.


Howie T. Cat
http://www.yerf.com/furnjaso/
Poor SONICFAN.....

Sparrow

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Jul 12, 1998, 3:00:00 AM7/12/98
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Gen Fluke wrote:
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> Then Tails2 came in laughing insanely.

eh? oh, wait.. you didn't say that... damn! There I go, hallucinating to
everyone again...

> "Sonic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROBOTNIK came and killed everyone!!! Tails,
> Sally, Roter, and even antoine!!!"
> "What about Geoffrey?" Sonic asked
> "No, he got away" Tails2 replied.

"What about you?"
"um..."
"What is it?"
"I'm, uh..."
"He got you too?! NOO!"
"um..."
"What about Decius?"
"Who's Decius?"
"I don't know. Sparrow made me say it because it's so late."
"Oh."

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