NEW fanfic series: Sonic the Hedgehog's Ultimate Adventures
SONIC FAN
It's.....
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG'S ULTIMATE ADVENTURES!!!
Are you ready to rock!??!
Because these adventures are really ultimate, man!
Back in another dimension Secret Agent Double-O Tails chases Robo Shlobo
Robotnik and his assistant, The Bad Snivley into Sonic's Mobius.
Now Sonic must fight Robo Shlobo, and fight him good....or else.
But wait! There's more
Robotnik and Snivley escaped to 1998 earth in a time portal. Robotnik
steals Rush Limbaugh's identity. Doo doo doo doo doo it's the RUSH
LIMBAUGH show!
But one day the 2 worlds will collide!
Twice the action!
Twice the Adventure!
Twice the Robotniks!
Three times the Snivleys!
but...
ONLY ONE SONIC!
Stay tuned for episode 1: The Return of Robo Shlobo
The SONIC FAN homepage
http://members.xoom.com/SONIC_FAN/
Allison Fleury
The infamous SONIC FAN wrote in message ...
>Coming soon...to this newsgroup
>It's.....
>SONIC THE HEDGEHOG'S ULTIMATE ADVENTURES!!!
YAY!!! *Claps and cheers**
*looks around*
What are you all looking at?
---Ali
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Liam Slater
SONIC FAN <sonic...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.12365980c...@news.psi.ca...
> Coming soon...to this newsgroup
> It's.....
> SONIC THE HEDGEHOG'S ULTIMATE ADVENTURES!!!
>
> Because these adventures are really ultimate, man!
>
> Back in another dimension Secret Agent Double-O Tails chases Robo Shlobo
> Robotnik and his assistant, The Bad Snivley into Sonic's Mobius.
> Now Sonic must fight Robo Shlobo, and fight him good....or else.
> But wait! There's more
> Robotnik and Snivley escaped to 1998 earth in a time portal. Robotnik
> steals Rush Limbaugh's identity. Doo doo doo doo doo it's the RUSH
> LIMBAUGH show!
> But one day the 2 worlds will collide!
>
> Twice the action!
> Twice the Adventure!
> Twice the Robotniks!
> Three times the Snivleys!
> but...
> ONLY ONE SONIC!
>
> Stay tuned for episode 1: The Return of Robo Shlobo
>
>
> The SONIC FAN homepage
> http://members.xoom.com/SONIC_FAN/
>
> sonic...@yahoo.com
YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
Liam: Members of AFSH I emplore you to jkoin me in ridding fanfics of this
inhumane abomination.
*Everyone looks puzzled and confused*
Liam: *sigh* Kill him!
Afsh: Ohhh OK!
--
Liam Slater
lsg...@yahoo.com, li...@dizzi.net
Member of the AFSH Elite Council of Pointless
Creator of AGX and self appointed maker of the heralded cheese toasties.
Don't ask me why, I don't need a reason
Coyote Calhoun
> Coming soon...to this newsgroup
> It's.....
> SONIC THE HEDGEHOG'S ULTIMATE ADVENTURES!!!
>
Don't be threatening me, you little punk.
>
> Are you ready to rock!??!
> Because these adventures are really ultimate, man!
>
Yeah, an ultimate waste of bandwidth, my computer's memory, and everyone's
time.
>
> Back in another dimension Secret Agent Double-O Tails chases Robo Shlobo
> Robotnik and his assistant, The Bad Snivley into Sonic's Mobius.
> Now Sonic must fight Robo Shlobo, and fight him good....or else.
>
So it's Sonic Fights Robotnik 5, only dragged out even more needlessly.
Charming.
> But wait! There's more
>
[heavy sarcasm] Oh, goodie.
> Robotnik and Snivley escaped to 1998 earth in a time portal. Robotnik
> steals Rush Limbaugh's identity. Doo doo doo doo doo it's the RUSH
> LIMBAUGH show!
>
Why don't you just throw in some self-insertion and crown yourself the King
of Bad Fanfiction? Of course, you'll have to fight David "Davey 'Davey-Kins'
Krockett-Kintobor" Gonterman for the unified belt in a no falls, no
submission "Fought in the trenches of WWI" death match... not that I'm
complaining, mind you...
> But one day the 2 worlds will collide!
>
Let's hope you're between them when they do.
>
> Twice the action!
>
Twice the boredom!
> Twice the Adventure!
>
Twice the disinterest!
> Twice the Robotniks!
>
Twice the lame overused jokes!
> Three times the Snivleys!
>
Three times the unbridled hatred towards Sonicfan!
> but...
> ONLY ONE SONIC!
>
And only one SONICFAN! Thank God.
>
> Stay tuned for episode 1: The Return of Robo Shlobo
[changes the channel]
>
> The SONIC FAN homepage
> http://members.xoom.com/SONIC_FAN/
"Abandon all Hope ye who enter here."
Ooh, a new mailbomb testing ground! Goodie!
--Coyote Calhoun
J-Walker
> > Twice the action!
> > Twice the Adventure!
> > Twice the Robotniks!
> > Three times the Snivleys!
> > but...
> > ONLY ONE SONIC!
> >
> > Stay tuned for episode 1: The Return of Robo Shlobo
Come on you guys this could be good!
:^|
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I'm sorry, I tried to keep a straight face saying that, but I just
couldn't!
J-Walker
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The Chaos Emerald
SONIC FAN babbled:
>Coming soon...to this newsgroup
>It's.....
>SONIC THE HEDGEHOG'S ULTIMATE ADVENTURES!!!
WOO HOO!!!! More MiSTs to read!!!!!
>Are you ready to rock!??!
>Because these adventures are really ultimate, man!
>
>Back in another dimension Secret Agent Double-O Tails chases Robo Shlobo
>Robotnik and his assistant, The Bad Snivley into Sonic's Mobius.
>Now Sonic must fight Robo Shlobo, and fight him good....or else.
>But wait! There's more
>Robotnik and Snivley escaped to 1998 earth in a time portal. Robotnik
>steals Rush Limbaugh's identity. Doo doo doo doo doo it's the RUSH
>LIMBAUGH show!
>But one day the 2 worlds will collide!
Uh............... yeah. Wasn't dimentional crossovers one of the bad
signs? I'm really starting to wonder if SONIC FAN is trying to be
bad....
>Twice the action!
>Twice the Adventure!
>Twice the Robotniks!
>Three times the Snivleys!
>but...
>ONLY ONE SONIC!
>
>Stay tuned for episode 1: The Return of Robo Shlobo
and after...
Ten Times the MiSTs!
Twenty Times the Idiocy!
with ONLY ONE SONIC FAN!
The Chaos Emerald
Maintainer of The Hidden Palace, the only Sonic site with more than
5000 hits without an inflato-counter!
http://come.to/the-hidden-palace
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GenFluke
>bad....
Um.. i think its fairly obvious he's been doin that from the start. He's
probably had a good laugh at everyone who took him seriously. Course, there is
a chance he was being serious, a slight one, in which case....god help us all..
-Gen
The Chaos Emerald
Well then why write more stories? Why not just ADMIT that he was
trying to be bad (after the fact)? It just doesn't make sense....
though it does seem more likely that he does not think he is
Davey-kins...
Coyote Calhoun
> In the insanity known as alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog,
> GenFluke babbled:
>
> >>I'm really starting to wonder if SONIC FAN is trying to be
> >>bad....
> >
> >
> >Um.. i think its fairly obvious he's been doin that from the start. He's
> >probably had a good laugh at everyone who took him seriously. Course, there is
> >a chance he was being serious, a slight one, in which case....god help us all..
>
> Well then why write more stories? Why not just ADMIT that he was
> trying to be bad (after the fact)? It just doesn't make sense....
> though it does seem more likely that he does not think he is
> Davey-kins...
>
Well, you know how some people just refuse to acknowledge that their stuff is bad
and they need to either improve or give up? I think Sonicfan has that problem.
Really, 6 fanfics worth of Rotor falling through roofs, misquoted Green Day
references and "Mountain Due" are way more than anyone really needs to realize that
something is amiss.
--Coyote Calhoun
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Nate used to be a "geo-physician"; this sounds like the kind of job
where you walk up to a volcano, put a stethoscope against its side
and say "Turn your head and erupt."
--Dan Drazen, in his review of Sonic #65
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DocZac
The Chaos Emerald <chao...@san.rr.com> wrote in message
news:37d5e5b9...@news-server.san.rr.com...
> Well then why write more stories? Why not just ADMIT that he was
> trying to be bad (after the fact)?
The reason is because he doesn't want to stop writing these damn awful
stories. He obviously does it deliberately, you know...
--
Zac
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