Sonic Fights Robotnik 10^100: I Should Stop Writing These Focking Things Already
John Will
parodies, I thought I'd try one too. Econoline Crush is a band from
Vancouver, BC, Canada and Trevor Hurst is the lead singer BTW. And I
like them and stuff...So here we go, my fairly unfunny (is that an
actual
word?) parody...feel free to MST it if you like. I hope I don't get
flamed
for posting this, but I probably will.
Hey there its me SONIC FAN!!!!! I'm back with anotre SOnic Fights
Robotnik
Story!!!! I know you all likr my fanfic and I know im the best writer
int
the worl;d so here we go....
TEGAL STUFF---------
SOncia and stuff is copyruight SEa and ARchiovne and
THe author of this story does not intend to imply ownership of
anyhting or anycharacters in the following story. OH adn you
can distribute this story for free but you can't sell it for
money. Blah bkah, now with that out of the ay lets get to the
story...
End of LKEGAL STUFF-------------
Sonic Fights Robotnik 10^100: I Should Stop Writing These Focking Things
Already
Another increadibly aciton paked story from the best Sonic fanfic writer
ever, SONIC FAN!
Are you excited yet?
(Sounds of crickets chirping)
Hello?....Is anyone their? Umm oh well I guess I can strart the story
anwats
so lets go...
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Hey! How did that get there! Whose writting the stroy, me or Elaine
Will!
Or som other Canadian person oh well never mind...
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Hey stop it!!! I want a deferenmt separater not tihs stupid thing!!!!
Howd Elaibne Will get her shes stupid and she lieks tihs stupid
"EConline
Cruhs" whateber that tis.....
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! FOCK!!!!! *collapses on the
floor,
twitching* Ungh...ahh...urgh...ummm...oh never minf I gues its pretty
cool.
So here we go ?F"I?ANLY:
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SOnic was a Heagehog.
But, you already knew that.
But what you DIDN'T know was that he was in this fanfic!!! Cool huh?
Sonic jumped of the pages of the fanfic and sang dumb songs like
"Leaving
on a Jet Plane".
He sang untol TAils came and said "Fock you Sonic! That song sucks and
its like LEVE already! Leave on your focking jet plaine and focking fly
away!!","
Sonic said shut up Tails.
Ails said "sorry sonic"
Sonci resumd singing the song. He sang the same line for 2 hours unti;
tyails fianlly asked "why are we here Sonic and whty are you sinign that
song anyway?"
SOnic said "Because this fanfic has a cool separator."
Tails said "what dos it look like"
Sonci said "just see for youself"
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TAisl said "Can we go back to Knnotthole now"?
"sure said sonic.
So they went back to Knothole.
They where in Sonics hut jamming to Greenday!
SUDDENLY ROTOR FALLS THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE HUT!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic said, "Rotor why are you always falling into my hut"
Rooter said "but Sonic this time I have a reason. i herd you jamming
to Greenday and I thogh I'd come and bring you this." he held up an
Econoline Crush CD.
Somic said, "Why?"
ROtor said "put it on, it kicks much butt. My butt. Here kick it."
He pointed to his butt.
Sionic said "Hehe that would be cool. Common Tsails help me kcik
Rotor's
butt."
So they kicked Rotors butt.
And he crased through the window of the hut and Sonci said "Darn ill
have
to get him to repair that window so tails what did he bring us?"
Tails said "FOCK!!! FOCK YOU ROTOR!!! ITS NOT GREENDAY !!!!!!"
sponic said "no its not its...."
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Robortopals
Robontik was in Robotropolis.
And amazingly enough I manged to speel that right.
So lets see what hes doing
Robotnik had a coaster on his head.
Snively came in and said "Sir you have a coaster on your head!"
Robotnk said "I know Snbicevly and if you meantion this to anyone I'll
shall
beat you into a bloody polp!"
Sonvely said "okay" and set his Mountain Due on Robotnisk head.
Then Trevor Hurst came in and said "hey why am I here?"
Snively said "robotnik has a coaster on his head"
RObotnik beat Snovely into a bloody pilp.
then he sid "Yes why are you here?"
Trevor said "I dont know I was suppost to be at Centennial Hall in
Saskatoon
doing another 19+ show so all the people under 19 couldn;t go."
Robotnik said "Why? and wher the hell's Saskatoon hey thats a dumb name
saskatoon saskatooooooooooon"
Trevor said "Okay thats enough you can shut up now."
Robotnik threw a spatula at him.
Trevor said "why did you throw a spatula at me"
Robotnik said, "Because, I have a coaster on my head."
Trevor said, "I know."
Robotonk said "Yes thats because Snovely told you Im going to throw him
into
the garbage now
So he threw Snviely's dead body in the garbage
Then he threw a hockey stick at Trevor
Trevor said "Why did you throw a hockey stick at me."
Robotnik didn;t answer and then he threw a baseball bat, some cottage
cheese, a tomato, a frog, razorblades, bandaids, and David Bulmer's 42
purple chairs at Trevor.
Trevor said "hey stop"
Robotnik held out his hands and Snively appered!
Snviely said "Sir you have a coaster on your head."
Robotnik said "shut up snively"
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Knotohoel
Sonic looked out the window at Rotor.
he was dunking donuts in his coffee.
SOnic said "Rotor why are you so obssesed with coffee?"
Rotor said, "Because Sonic Fan wrote this."
Sonic said "Oh yeah."
then he said "hey Tails lets go to Robofropls and kick some bot butt!"
TAiols siad "Yeah and maybe fight Robotnik while were at it!"
and they went to Robotnrop.
on the way they ran past Bunny.
She commented on the size, shape, and colour of the blur, and the fact
that some of the blur wasn't even a blur at all.
then Sonic sang Song 2 and Toils said "FOCK!"
SOnic said "what"
Tails said "Sign something else."
So sonic sang a bunch of songs by really crapy obscure Canadian bands
that
no one exept for my dad has heard of.
Tauls said "no not that"
so Sonic sang Come With Me.
Taols said "NO NOT THAT!!!"
so soinci sang All That You Are (X3).
Tails said, "that's better."
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Robotrpolis
Sojcid and Tasiol crashed in through the door.
Sojic said "Okay Robotnik lets fight! Did you know you have a coaster
on your head?"
But Robotnik said "no" and threw a diaper at Sonic.
Sonic said "What you dont want to fight I cant belive thgis its liek we
come all this whay and all he does is throw a diaper at us? Like this
isn;t
the way Sonic Fan stories go!!!"
Robotnik said "Oh yeah" and sent out
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873650192580415986410598641509416835041395684901586 SWATbots.
Sonic said "On No" and went into a superduperhyperultratriplequadruple
Sonic
spin and killed them all.
so Robotnik pushed a button and sent out 4958640981041409510486 more.
Sonic used his super cybersuit and blasted them!
so Robotnik sent out 6 clanking creaking ones and said "I give up!"
Then he threw a banana at Sonic.
During an icreadibaly action-pakced fight sene sonic killed him.
then Trevor came out and said "Why am I here again?"
SOnic said "do you ever get tired of answering the same questions over
and
over again?"
Trevor said "yes"
then he said "okay lets end this stupid fanfic" and turned the
background
into stars.
Sonic said "why did you do that"
Trevor said "Because the fanfic is over now get lost I'm going back to
Saskatoon. Now which way did I come again?"
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Knrhole
Sinic said, "hey that was great wasn;t it"
Tails said "yeah it was but who was that weird Trevor dude and how come
he turned the background into stars and how come he had such funny
hair?"
sunic said, "Hey he had cool hair!"
Tails said "why was it burgandy tho"
Synic said "Because he dyed it now shut up."
Stnic said, "Hey Tails how many uncles do you have again?"
Tails said, "429580."
Ssopijic said "Hey I gues this fanfics over now lets go home."
Taoils said "Yeah but first give me a peice of toast."
Sonic said, "Why?"
Tails said "Because I want it now shut up and give it to me you FOCK!"
So Soncio gave Tasoipl a piece of toast.
Tasli said "Hey how come this stroy doewsnt end with Robotniok saying
stuff and satuff"
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Rbotipposl
Rbonitk said "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
Snveioly said "Sir don't you get tired from all that maniacal laughter?
And I thought you were dead"
Robotnk said "SHUT UP SNIVELY! Now were was I. Oh yeah.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, *hack, cough
cough* Tomorrow I'll beat that hedgehog! He doesn't know I didn't
really
die!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! And I still have
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14698614018405619056409816348518753416495640917690178956194856106591865018
1495876140965105986140564195861904268956 SWTBots left!!! So he cant
stop
me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hack,
cough cough"
Snviely said "I told you so"
Robotnik said "SHUTUP SNIVELY!!!" and killed him. then he said "BEsides
if I was dead then there wouldn't be a next story now would there?"
The End.
(We hope.)
Elaine Will
trem...@hotmail.com
Gen Fluke
>
> Okay, with everyone else doing these hilarious Sonic Fights Robotnik
> parodies, I thought I'd try one too. Econoline Crush is a band from
> Vancouver, BC, Canada and Trevor Hurst is the lead singer BTW. And I
> like them and stuff...So here we go, my fairly unfunny (is that an
> actual
> word?) parody...feel free to MST it if you like. I hope I don't get
> flamed
> for posting this, but I probably will.
>
Bwhahah.. most of that was actually pretty funny..hehe.."Robortopals"
Good job
-Gen