Sonic Story
Bahamut Dragons
big sound:
"Kaboom!"
He ran to Sally's hut and saw...
(Continue a part of the story and post it on the newsgroup)
--
Bahamut Dragons,
King of Dragons,
Ignis Bahamut urere perpetuo.
Yasha Rris
>It was a nice day in Knothole. Sonic had just awaken that he heard a
>big sound:
>"Kaboom!"
>He ran to Sally's hut and saw...
>
...Rotor on the floor, and Sally's
desk in shambles. What looked
like a very old computer monitor
had apparently blown up.
"Aw man, there goes my video
games.." Sonic joked, checking
Sally and Rotor over, for any
burns or cuts. "What were you
up to, Rote?"
Rotor sighed, looking at the
smoking carcus of a monitor.
"I was trying to adjust the colors
on it. Sonic, our stuff is seriously
out dated.. we're going to have
to go back to Robotropolis soon
and get some more hardware.
This old stuff just isn't cutting it
anymore."
Sonic shrugged. "It's no problem
for the fastest thing alive! I'll just
zip on over an--"
"No you WON'T, Sonic Hedgehog!"
Sally exclaimed, putting her hands
on her hips. "With all that beefed up
security, you're going to get caught.
We need to plan this out."
"Aww...."
"SONIC!"
"Oh, alright, Sal. Just.. let's hurry
it up this time, okay?"
--
Robotnik sank into his chair
after a good, long meal. Picking
the remenmants of it from his
teeth, he looked at the monitors
which contained infromation
about Robotropolis. It had been
quiet, the retched Freedom
Fighters had no attacked recently,
giving the doctor some time to
think. And he had much to
think about.
"Snively.. I want you to up
the SwatBot quota. We're
running short again."
Snively swiveled around, looking
pale. "S-sir.. we can't. As it is, we're
running out of ore and iron. Our
deposits are very low.. and we've
drained the area around here
of all it's assets."
Robotnik stroked his chin, for once,
not angry at his lacky. He turned
back to Snively. "I have been giving
that some thought, Snively. I think it's
time we moved on, don't you?"
"Oh yessir, excellent idea, sir!" Snively
smiled, relieved beyond belief. "But..
where too sir?"
Robotnik smiled creuly. "To the
Great Unknown."
TBC (bysomeone else)
~Miyasha
"..Heart hold me strong and let my past fall to ashes, I sing this song on the
cliff of pestilince as the wave of destruction crashes..."
Gen Fluke
Bahamut Dragons wrote:
> It was a nice day in Knothole. Sonic had just awaken that he heard a
> big sound:
> "Kaboom!"
> He ran to Sally's hut and saw...
>
> (Continue a part of the story and post it on the newsgroup)
>
> --
> Bahamut Dragons,
> King of Dragons,
> Ignis Bahamut urere perpetuo.
...and saw Tails and Roter doing the horizontal mambo..
Somebody continue from here ..::snickers::
-Gen
Zuckuss199
"AAAAH!!!" screamed Sally.
" Sonic, help me!!"
she was trapped underneath Louis's ass, making it even more torter-ous.
Sonic did a Sonic spin!!!
Louis just sat there as Sonic flew into him, he bounced right off.
Sonic went flying until you couldn't hear him scream.
Suddenly, Sonic, still spinning and screaming, came through the back of
Sally'shut, and slammed into Louis's back.
Again, he just bounced backwards, but since he was flying at him at higher
speed, he flew faster.
Again, Sonic flew around the world and hit Louis's stomach, bounced backwards,
flew around the world, hit Louis, bounced backward, flew around the world, hit
Louis, bounced backward...
Jose Solano
Zuckuss199
Tails looked up in surprise
"SONIC!!!"
"GOOD GOD TAILS WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" screamed Sonic
"We were just.. uh...exchanging computer files!!!" said a very nervous Rotor
Jose Solano
Bahamut Dragons
Yasha Rris wrote:
> Bahamut wrote:
>
> >It was a nice day in Knothole. Sonic had just awaken that he heard a
> >big sound:
> >"Kaboom!"
> >He ran to Sally's hut and saw...
> >
>
... meanwhile, back in Knothole
-Sal, Sonic said, why can't we just do it the simple, original, fast way?
-Sonic, i'm tired of hearing you complaning about my plans! Plans are our only
way of surviving! If it waren't for MY PLANS, we'd all be robotocised by now.
-Na, en. I'm too fast for y'ol buttnik. Right lil' bro?
-Right! Aunt Sally, Sonic is too past cool to get cought.
-Sonic! Don't put Tails in this too! and let me tell you something...
(continue here)
Bahamut Dragons
(Continue here)
Bahamut Dragons
Sonic: Damn right i'm goin to tell Sal!
Sally came up from behind: Tell me what Sonic?
Bahamut Dragons
after him. He return to Louis, waited for the SWAT bots to fire and dodged. The
beam hit Louis in the head, making the hut a real blood bath, with brains and
stuff.
Sally: Thanks Sonic.
Sonic, while destroying the buts in a Sonic spin: No prob Sal.
But Sonic had an other problem...
(Continue here)
Yasha Rris
>... meanwhile, back in Knothole
>-Sal, Sonic said, why can't we just do it the simple, original, fast way?
>-Sonic, i'm tired of hearing you complaning about my plans! Plans are our
>only
>way of surviving! If it waren't for MY PLANS, we'd all be robotocised by
>now.
>-Na, en. I'm too fast for y'ol buttnik. Right lil' bro?
>-Right! Aunt Sally, Sonic is too past cool to get cought.
>-Sonic! Don't put Tails in this too! and let me tell you something...
"... you are NOT a child anymore! You
-have- to start being responsible." Sally
eyed him, folding her arms. "Besides,
we couldn't do without you, Sonic. You
know that."
Sonic grumbled, playfully, then grinned,
rubbing his neck. "Aw Sal.. alright, fine.
I give.. I give. Let's write to Uncle Chuck
and see what he has to re--"
Sonic was cut off by one of the little
carrier pigeons that Uncle Chuck used
to communicate with them. As Sally
retrived the message, Sonic grinned.
"Oo, I'm psychic. What's the deal, Sal?"
Sally dropped the message, and collapsed
to her knee's. Rotor and Sonic were both
at her side, as Tails began to sniffle.
"What's -wrong-, Aunt Sally? What is it?"
Sally looked into Sonic's eyes, which
reflected Tails' question. "..R-robotnik..
is heading for the Great Unknown! We
HAVE to warn the wolfpack! They're
all in great danger!"
--
Lupe sat up straighter, coming out
of her self induced trance. Brushing
her long hair away from her face, she
sighed and looked into the pool of
water next to her. "No rain for three
and four months.. what does this mean?
Is it a bad omen of something to come?"
As far as they were from Robotropolis's
clutches, the Wolf Pack had another
threat to deal with.. the lack of food
and drink. Their number was percious
enough as it was, and with the new
birth's that had occured, their luck
seemed to be lifted. Then, the rains
slowed to a trickle.. and stopped.
There was going to be something
big happening, but what it was
exactly was beyond them all. As their
leader, Lupe had no choice but to find
some answer for them, as hard as it
might have been.
Then, the message board beeped.
Cursing the foul luck of it all, Lupe
answered it. Her mood lifted when
she saw who was on the other
end.
"Ah, Princess, it is good to see you."
Sally nodded. "You as well.. but listen..
we just intercepted this message.."
Sally began to explain the dire meaning
of this to the leader of the Wolf Pack.
--
And in Robotropolis, the Fat Dictator
moved along his factories for the first
time in years, other than chasing the
hedgehog, of course. As he walked
along, he would ocassionally smirk,
then he moved towards a ship, which
was part of a large convoy.
"Snively, is everything ready?"
"Yessir, the convoy is ready to move
out. We're waiting for you, Sir."
Taking a deep breath of the wonderfully
foul air, which Robotnik knew would
be his last for a few months, he waddled
into his plush cruiser and brought up
a screen. "Packbell, keep me posted.
Robotnik out!" Smirking, he gave the
go ahead signal, and the covoy moved
out..
TBC
Sonic17768
Sonic. -- is thought.
Back in Knothole:
"I've got an idea!"said Sonic.
"YOU have an idea! This must be the first time you've thought, Sonic
Hedgehog!" said Sally.
"Very funny, Sal, Sonic said.
"What is it?, Sally asked, after thinking.
"Since Robotnik's going there, how about we head over there to the Great
Beyond, get them, and bring them back?
Sally started pacing around. "Yeah, but where would we get a ship, and
where would we put them all?
Over to Robotnik's ship,:
"This will be an awful trip. No hedgehog to annoy," said Robotnik,
sitting in a control room in his convoy. "I need something to do....."
Robotnik thought, and said "I know! I'll go beat up Snively!"
He climbed up to the deck and yelled "Swat-Bots!!!!! Pollute this
air!!!!!!!"
He headed to Snively's room. He was reading "Have Sex with Me".
"Snively!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Yes, sir. What do you want?"
"You didn't turn the polluters on!!!! I'm going to destroy you!!!!!!!!"
"No sir!!! don't!!!!", he begged.
The Great Unknown:
Lupe was about to go outside, when:
"Lupe!! This is Sally! We have a plan"
--Yes!!!!-- She walked to her computer.
"Here's the plan:. said Sally. We're having Sonic cut down trees from the
Great Forest. That way we gan make a boat. He'll build it, after we move by
the ocean. We'll pick you up and bring you to Knothole, until we find a
permenent place for you. Dou you like it?"
"Yep!"
To be continued
Sig Under Construction
Bahamut Dragons
Sally: We're coming to help you, of course but it might be a little bit slow.
Lupe: Slow, with Sonic?
Sally: We had a problem with our computer, and Rotor and Sonic are going to get a
new one in Robotropolis.
Lupe: I see well then i gue... (the communication got cut)
Sally: Lupe? Lupe!! Answer! Sonic, no time for the CPU! Robotnik is near Wolf
Pack.
Sonic: Totally impossible Sal.
Sally: What the hell are you talking about?
Sonic: Well, you see, Tails and i have...
(Continue Here)
Warp
>
> It was a nice day in Knothole. Sonic had just awaken that he heard a
> big sound:
>
> "Kaboom!"
>
> He ran to Sally's hut and saw that Raz and Yasha were getting it on and had
> fell onto the floor. Sonic turned his head. "Yuck! - I'm outa here!". He ran out of
> the hut...
And then Warp walks in and says, "Sonic, you idiot! The explosion's over
at the other side of Knothole!" From there, he punches Sonic in the gut,
and does the Super Sonic Stomp (see my Anti-Geoffrey FanFic) on him,
then throws his unconscious body into a box and sends him, postage paid,
to Abu Dhabi. Then Warp frees the real Sonic from a locked closet, and
the story continues...
-+Warp+-
Now put that in your pipe and smoke it.
SONIC FAN
sonic...@aol.com says...
Back at Knothole
Sonic was in his hut jamming to Greenday
JUST THEN ROTOR DESTROYS THE HUT WITH A BULLDOZER!!!
"AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" said sonic
"Uh sorry" said Rotor "I wanted to get your attention"
"Oh ok" said Sonic
"We need you to cut down trees so we can make a boat" said Rotor
"Cool" said Sonic
"Past cool?" said rotor
"Way past" said Sonic
The Great FOrest
Sonic is cutting down trees whilst whistling a happy tune
Grounder n' Scratch are hiding in the bushes
"Uhh this forest like, isn't that great, or something" said Grounder
"Hehe heh n heh yeah ,really" said Scratch "This sucks!"
"Uh huh huh huh. I know, uh huh, let's kill sonic!" said Grounder
"Heheheh YEAH! That would be COOL!" said Scratch
Grounder and Scratch jump out from behind the bushes armed with
chainguns!
"Oh no!" says Jackerey Prower
JUst then Uncle Bob shows up and fills the 2 bots full of lead with his
shotgun!
To be continued
Louis J.M
It was a nice day in Knothole. Sonic had just awaken that he heard a
big sound:
"Kaboom!"
He ran to Sally's hut and saw that Raz and Yasha were getting it on and had
fell onto the floor. Sonic turned his head. "Yuck! - I'm outa here!". He ran out of
the hut...
Louis J.M
---
"Y'Know, we could really make her angry" - Cheshire Cat
Mutt
> big sound:
>
> "Kaboom!"
>
> He ran to Sally's hut and saw that Raz and Yasha were getting it on and
had
> fell onto the floor. Sonic turned his head. "Yuck! - I'm outa here!". He
ran out of
> the hut...
Oooooooooooh! You're a smart one alright. Here's a better one though:
It was the middle of the night in Knothole when everybody was woken up by
strange sounds coming from the latrine.
*pant*pant*grunt*slap*slap*slap*
"Mah stars! What the hoo hah is making that gawd awful sound?" said Bunnie.
"Ees it a m-m-monster?" whimpered Antoine.
"Is it a fat pimply fanboy whacking off?" said Sally
"Only one way to find out" said Sonic as he cautiously opened the latrine
door.
Everybody let out a simultaneous gasp as they witnessed in horror as they
witnessed Louis on the toilet jerking off to Colin Crisanti's drawing of
Knuckles & Sonic gang raping Tails. Disgusted, the Freedom Fighters burned
down the latrine with Louis inside everybody was happy. The end.
--
^v^
Blessed be,
Mutt the Pagan Fur
http://www.flash.net/~kitsune
CMJ
After Robotnik told Snively about this master plan, 4 figures came up
from behind Snively. "Snively, you know, these people are going to
replace you for good!" said Robotnik pointing at the figures. "WHy?"
asked Snively. "You're just not cut out to be a badnik, you're too much
of a wimp. In fact, we're getting rid of you for good!" said Robotnik.
Snively started to cry.
Suddenly the four figured unmasked themselves. They turned out to be
Nack, Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts. "We're the ideal lackeys for
Robotnik!" said Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts together! "Scratch,
Grounder, and Coconuts are now my lackeys! And you Snively, are
finished!" said Robotnik evily.
Nack picked up Snively, "Hey, punk!" "I'm not a punk!" said Snively.
"I ain't no lackey, but I'm helping Robotnik with his plans! So, get
outta there now!" said Nack as he threw Snively out of a window and
Snively landed in a garbage can and was never heard from again!
Joya Nappo
fo...@concentric.net
If You're Under 18, You Won't be Doing Any Time!
-The Offspring!
MegaBl909
>It was a nice day in Knothole. Sonic had just awaken that he heard a
>big sound:
>"Kaboom!"
>
nothing. Absolutely nothing. All he saw was a green..
.>
Sonic17768
--Sonic the
Hedgehog-- Sonic...@aol.com
If you come near Knothole, your gonna be dead
'Buttnik!
MachHedge
ROTFLOL.
~~Mach Hedgehog~~
Gen Fluke
Louis J.M wrote:
> Bahamut Dragons wrote in message <35D348DF...@videotron.ca>...
>
> It was a nice day in Knothole. Sonic had just awaken that he heard a
> big sound:
>
> "Kaboom!"
>
> He ran to Sally's hut and saw that Raz and Yasha were getting it on and had
> fell onto the floor. Sonic turned his head. "Yuck! - I'm outa here!". He ran out of
> the hut...
>
> Louis J.M
> ---
> "Y'Know, we could really make her angry" - Cheshire Cat
I dunno people, louis must think i'm joking or something.
-Gen
Zuckuss199
I bet he's sitting in his house raping a life-size stuffed Ewok, but just won't
admit it.
Jose Solano
Mutt
Poor ewok!!!!!
RealaMaren
>Sonic was in his hut jamming to Greenday
>JUST THEN ROTOR DESTROYS THE HUT WITH A BULLDOZER!!!
>
>"AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" said sonic
>"Uh sorry" said Rotor "I wanted to get your attention"
>"Oh ok" said Sonic
>"We need you to cut down trees so we can make a boat" said Rotor
>"Cool" said Sonic
>"Past cool?" said rotor
>"Way past" said Sonic
>
>The Great FOrest
>Sonic is cutting down trees whilst whistling a happy tune
>Grounder n' Scratch are hiding in the bushes
>"Uhh this forest like, isn't that great, or something" said Grounder
>"Hehe heh n heh yeah ,really" said Scratch "This sucks!"
>"Uh huh huh huh. I know, uh huh, let's kill sonic!" said Grounder
>"Heheheh YEAH! That would be COOL!" said Scratch
>Grounder and Scratch jump out from behind the bushes armed with
>chainguns!
>"Oh no!" says Jackerey Prower
>JUst then Uncle Bob shows up and fills the 2 bots full of lead with his
>shotgun!
NO!!! !!! Make the horror STOP!!!!!!!!
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Reala