Re: Did JR really die?
Grant
"mechanic" <mech...@example.com> wrote in message
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> On 2009-06-05, Andrew Taylor <andrewcr...@spamcopSUBVERSIVE.com>
> wrote:
>> "Fred" <Don't-...@hidden.co.us> wrote in message
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>>>I was just playing with an old computer and found this:
>>> http://andrewcrumplehorn.tripod.com/johnreilly/
>>>
>>> Did he really die or was it just one big wind up?
>>
>> Well it was strange that Freda never wanted the 'Big Red Book' that folks
>> took so much trouble in creating, printing and binding. Despite numerous
>> e-mails, she never replied and vanished from Usenet.
>>
> But of course she was never part of the idea for the book in the first
> place, no-one bothered to ask if she thought it was appropriate.
>
Wrong she wanted the book when the idea was first put to her.
Conkers
" Grant" <Gr...@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in message
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> "mechanic" <mech...@example.com> wrote in message
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>> On 2009-06-05, Andrew Taylor <andrewcr...@spamcopSUBVERSIVE.com>
>> wrote:
>>> "Fred" <Don't-...@hidden.co.us> wrote in message
>>> news:EY2dnWmS8YZv-bXX...@pipex.net...
>>>>I was just playing with an old computer and found this:
>>>> http://andrewcrumplehorn.tripod.com/johnreilly/
Fuck me! Is it really over *5* years ago?!?!??
>>>> Did he really die or was it just one big wind up?
>>>
>>> Well it was strange that Freda never wanted the 'Big Red Book' that
>>> folks
>>> took so much trouble in creating, printing and binding. Despite numerous
>>> e-mails, she never replied and vanished from Usenet.
ISTR she took the collection money tho'!!
Shame she never took the book 'cos it's actually superb. Brilliantly
compiled and edited by P, it's a great read that has numerous LOL moments***
and was finished to an excellent standard considering it was put together by
a bunch of people who never met during its making. The majority of materials
were thieved from various places making whole thing cost about �15 (and most
of that was postage costs!!)
The only downside to it all was it took about a year and half to complete
it, tho' not surprising when you consider how much editing went into it.
>> But of course she was never part of the idea for the book in the first
>> place, no-one bothered to ask if she thought it was appropriate.
What makes you say that?
> Wrong she wanted the book when the idea was first put to her.
That's how I understood it to be too.
***Honestly, anybody into usenet would love this book. I still got it here.
It's no good to me but I haven't the heart to chuck it out, it's way too
good to dump.
Anybody wants it I'll happily post it on...I'll even wipe the dust off it
for ya!!
Puck
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> " Grant" <Gr...@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in message
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> news:saidnT7tS9ADhN_X...@pipex.net...
>
>
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> >news:slrnh443pn....@URANUS1357.example.net...
> >> On 2009-06-05, Andrew Taylor <andrewcrumpleh...@spamcopSUBVERSIVE.com>
> >> wrote:
> >>> "Fred" <Don't-...@hidden.co.us> wrote in message
> >>>news:EY2dnWmS8YZv-bXX...@pipex.net...
> >>>>I was just playing with an old computer and found this:
> >>>>http://andrewcrumplehorn.tripod.com/johnreilly/
>
> Fuck me! Is it really over *5* years ago?!?!??
And the cunts are still fucking whining about it.
> >>>> Did he really die or was it just one big wind up?
>
> >>> Well it was strange that Freda never wanted the 'Big Red Book' that
> >>> folks
> >>> took so much trouble in creating, printing and binding. Despite numerous
> >>> e-mails, she never replied and vanished from Usenet.
>
> ISTR she took the collection money tho'!!
>
> Shame she never took the book 'cos it's actually superb. Brilliantly
> compiled and edited by P, it's a great read that has numerous LOL moments***
> and was finished to an excellent standard considering it was put together by
> a bunch of people who never met during its making. The majority of materials
> were thieved from various places making whole thing cost about £15 (and most
> of that was postage costs!!)
> The only downside to it all was it took about a year and half to complete
> it, tho' not surprising when you consider how much editing went into it.
>
> >> But of course she was never part of the idea for the book in the first
> >> place, no-one bothered to ask if she thought it was appropriate.
>
> What makes you say that?
Because Freeserve is a bit like Chernobyl, in that it might be
decommissioned but years on its legacy is still breeding spastics?
> > Wrong she wanted the book when the idea was first put to her.
>
> That's how I understood it to be too.
>
> ***Honestly, anybody into usenet would love this book. I still got it here.
> It's no good to me but I haven't the heart to chuck it out, it's way too
> good to dump.
>
> Anybody wants it I'll happily post it on...I'll even wipe the dust off it
> for ya!!
Still trying to get rid a the damn thing, hun?
Conkers
Conkers
"Puck" <paulaw...@googlemail.com> wrote in message
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On 24 June, 18:00, "Conkers" <I...@eebaywhenitgoeswronglikethis.com>
wrote:
> " Grant" <Gr...@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in message
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> news:saidnT7tS9ADhN_X...@pipex.net...
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> > "mechanic" <mecha...@example.com> wrote in message
> >news:slrnh443pn....@URANUS1357.example.net...
> >> On 2009-06-05, Andrew Taylor <andrewcrumpleh...@spamcopSUBVERSIVE.com>
> >> wrote:
> >>> "Fred" <Don't-...@hidden.co.us> wrote in message
> >>>news:EY2dnWmS8YZv-bXX...@pipex.net...
> >>>>I was just playing with an old computer and found this:
> >>>>http://andrewcrumplehorn.tripod.com/johnreilly/
>
> Fuck me! Is it really over *5* years ago?!?!??
And the cunts are still fucking whining about it.
Well it is the most exciting thing that's happened to 'em in the last 5
years or so, so be fair.
> >>>> Did he really die or was it just one big wind up?
>
> >>> Well it was strange that Freda never wanted the 'Big Red Book' that
> >>> folks
> >>> took so much trouble in creating, printing and binding. Despite
> >>> numerous
> >>> e-mails, she never replied and vanished from Usenet.
>
> ISTR she took the collection money tho'!!
>
> Shame she never took the book 'cos it's actually superb. Brilliantly
> compiled and edited by P, it's a great read that has numerous LOL
> moments***
> and was finished to an excellent standard considering it was put together
> by
> a bunch of people who never met during its making. The majority of
> materials
> were thieved from various places making whole thing cost about �15 (and
> most
> of that was postage costs!!)
> The only downside to it all was it took about a year and half to complete
> it, tho' not surprising when you consider how much editing went into it.
>
> >> But of course she was never part of the idea for the book in the first
> >> place, no-one bothered to ask if she thought it was appropriate.
>
> What makes you say that?
Because Freeserve is a bit like Chernobyl,
Full of wimmin shotputter?
in that it might be
decommissioned but years on its legacy is still breeding spastics?
Oh yeah... I knew that too.
> > Wrong she wanted the book when the idea was first put to her.
>
> That's how I understood it to be too.
>
> ***Honestly, anybody into usenet would love this book. I still got it
> here.
> It's no good to me but I haven't the heart to chuck it out, it's way too
> good to dump.
>
> Anybody wants it I'll happily post it on...I'll even wipe the dust off it
> for ya!!
Still trying to get rid a the damn thing, hun?
Ah bollox to it. Now I've been reminded of it, I'll dump the fucker the
next time I can be arsed to go in the loft. There. I don't fuck around
once me minds made up do I.
mick
"Conkers" <I...@eebaywhenitgoeswronglikethis.com> wrote in message
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We've seen the way you dress.
You can't be accused of fucking around.
Worzel fucks around getting ready more than you.
Conkers
"mick" <vvv...@nnnhu.net> wrote in message
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I fucking knew it!! Me pubes uncurled and hung straight. That's me
donkeysupersense telling me some fucker with
binos was watching me. Me pubes don't uncurl and hang straight for nothing
y' know.
That's it, I'm getting blinds ...venetians *and* verticals. Try and watch
me get dressed now y' cunt's!! HAH!!
> You can't be accused of fucking around.
> Worzel fucks around getting ready more than you.
Aw hey, is there any need fer that?!? Y' can breastfeed yerself from now
on for that y' cunt.
mick
when I say dress I don't mean the physical act of assembling the outfit onto
the body.
I'm on about the way you appear when yer in the fish and chip shop.
Denim dungarees like those cunts off Dexy's don't look good now.
They never looked good back then.
I fucking hated those cunts, fuck off Eileen.
>
>> You can't be accused of fucking around.
>> Worzel fucks around getting ready more than you.
>
> Aw hey, is there any need fer that?!? Y' can breastfeed yerself from now
> on for that y' cunt.
If it's a choice between you or the cheeky girls I know who gets the vote.
Trouble is which one is the better looking one of the four?
Jay Kaner
So what do you call it when you peer thru' me bedroom window watching me get
dressed, eh? Checking me decorating out are ya
> I'm on about the way you appear when yer in the fish and chip shop.
Cool, suave and dapper. Chippy or sevens bedroom, all the same to me.
> Denim dungarees like those cunts off Dexy's don't look good now.
> They never looked good back then.
Bet there's a few wot 'like-a-lez' that might disagree with you on that one
> I fucking hated those cunts, fuck off Eileen.
Geno's good. Love that track. Everything else is utter shite.
>>> You can't be accused of fucking around.
>>> Worzel fucks around getting ready more than you.
>>
>> Aw hey, is there any need fer that?!? Y' can breastfeed yerself from
>> now
>> on for that y' cunt.
>
> If it's a choice between you or the cheeky girls I know who gets the vote.
> Trouble is which one is the better looking one of the four?
Lembik...
mick
"Jay Kaner" <ski...@will.com> wrote in message
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I was busy chiselling out some old hard putty from around yer window because
I was going to replace it with some fresh stuff.
>
>> I'm on about the way you appear when yer in the fish and chip shop.
>
> Cool, suave and dapper. Chippy or sevens bedroom, all the same to me.
Don't go trying to dip your chip into her.
>
>> Denim dungarees like those cunts off Dexy's don't look good now.
>> They never looked good back then.
>
> Bet there's a few wot 'like-a-lez' that might disagree with you on that
> one
I don't mind a lez but I still fucking hate those dungarees.
Mind you, I prefer the pretty lezzies in those summery frocks, and stuff.
>
>> I fucking hated those cunts, fuck off Eileen.
>
> Geno's good. Love that track. Everything else is utter shite.
They looked like pikeys to me.
>
>>>> You can't be accused of fucking around.
>>>> Worzel fucks around getting ready more than you.
>>>
>>> Aw hey, is there any need fer that?!? Y' can breastfeed yerself from
>>> now
>>> on for that y' cunt.
>>
>> If it's a choice between you or the cheeky girls I know who gets the
>> vote.
>> Trouble is which one is the better looking one of the four?
>
> Lembik...
How did that lobsided chinned twat get to grub up to her?
>
>
J Kaner
Oh yeah cheers mate. That really needed doing. Thanks.
>>> I'm on about the way you appear when yer in the fish and chip shop.
>>
>> Cool, suave and dapper. Chippy or sevens bedroom, all the same to me.
>
> Don't go trying to dip your chip into her.
But I wanted her to assimilate me with her fanny.
>>> Denim dungarees like those cunts off Dexy's don't look good now.
>>> They never looked good back then.
>>
>> Bet there's a few wot 'like-a-lez' that might disagree with you on that
>> one
>
> I don't mind a lez but I still fucking hate those dungarees.
> Mind you, I prefer the pretty lezzies in those summery frocks, and stuff.
But they're rare as hens teeth. Most lezza's look like this...**
http://media.photobucket.com/image/ugly%20lesbian/sugarmagnolia1342/ugly-lesbians.jpg
To lezza's they're fucking gorgeous. You'd think lezza's would have better
taste than that, but no. Who'da thought us men would have better taste in
women than lezza's do!! Who'da fucking thought it eh!
**Even tho' I am absolutely correct to state that 99% of lezza's are ugly
dungaree wearing fuckers, it is extremely difficult to find any piccys of
'em actually wearing dungarees. Ugly lebbo's, yeah ...ugly lebbo's in
dungarees...not a chance.
You'd think that would change my perception of lezza's a bit wouldn't you,
but it won't!! 99% of 'em are ugly dungaree wearing fuckers and that's
that!
>>> I fucking hated those cunts, fuck off Eileen.
>>
>> Geno's good. Love that track. Everything else is utter shite.
>
> They looked like pikeys to me.
Heh! They did didn't they. Wasn't it s'posed to be a 'gang' image thing
they had going. Something to do with those JoBoxer fuckers, they were meant
to be a 'gang' too, but they didn't end up looking like pikeys!
>>>>> You can't be accused of fucking around.
>>>>> Worzel fucks around getting ready more than you.
>>>>
>>>> Aw hey, is there any need fer that?!? Y' can breastfeed yerself from
>>>> now
>>>> on for that y' cunt.
>>>
>>> If it's a choice between you or the cheeky girls I know who gets the
>>> vote.
>>> Trouble is which one is the better looking one of the four?
>>
>> Lembik...
>
> How did that lobsided chinned twat get to grub up to her?
He musta got some tips off Andy Lloyd Webber. It's surprising how many
ugly blokes, even ones with no money and their face on the telly, get fit
birds. It's funny, I had this exact same conversation with my girlfriend
just after she won the miss world competition.
mick
"J Kaner" <ski...@will.com> wrote in message
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I wasn't really looking at your sister taking a shower.
>
>>>> I'm on about the way you appear when yer in the fish and chip shop.
>>>
>>> Cool, suave and dapper. Chippy or sevens bedroom, all the same to me.
>>
>> Don't go trying to dip your chip into her.
>
> But I wanted her to assimilate me with her fanny.
Use Hellman's instead, it'll be far cheaper.
>
>>>> Denim dungarees like those cunts off Dexy's don't look good now.
>>>> They never looked good back then.
>>>
>>> Bet there's a few wot 'like-a-lez' that might disagree with you on that
>>> one
>>
>> I don't mind a lez but I still fucking hate those dungarees.
>> Mind you, I prefer the pretty lezzies in those summery frocks, and stuff.
>
> But they're rare as hens teeth. Most lezza's look like this...**
>
> http://media.photobucket.com/image/ugly%20lesbian/sugarmagnolia1342/ugly-lesbians.jpg
Fucking hell, that's grim. Do you think they'd double date with us two?
I want the looker though, you'll have to make do with the pig.
They might look alright with a decent haircut.
>
> To lezza's they're fucking gorgeous. You'd think lezza's would have
> better taste than that, but no. Who'da thought us men would have better
> taste in women than lezza's do!! Who'da fucking thought it eh!
Yeah but let's face it, those two in that picture are as rough as fuck.
In fact i'm not coming on that date no more so you can have them both.
You could be double spooned by em, make sure you're looking at the back of
the better looking one though, oh, and don't for fucksake look behind.
>
> **Even tho' I am absolutely correct to state that 99% of lezza's are ugly
> dungaree wearing fuckers, it is extremely difficult to find any piccys of
> 'em actually wearing dungarees. Ugly lebbo's, yeah ...ugly lebbo's in
> dungarees...not a chance.
> You'd think that would change my perception of lezza's a bit wouldn't you,
> but it won't!! 99% of 'em are ugly dungaree wearing fuckers and that's
> that!
>
This is how you do it.
>>>> I fucking hated those cunts, fuck off Eileen.
>>>
>>> Geno's good. Love that track. Everything else is utter shite.
>>
>> They looked like pikeys to me.
>
> Heh! They did didn't they. Wasn't it s'posed to be a 'gang' image thing
> they had going. Something to do with those JoBoxer fuckers, they were
> meant to be a 'gang' too, but they didn't end up looking like pikeys!
Gary Glitter had a gang though, and look where that got him.
>
>>>>>> You can't be accused of fucking around.
>>>>>> Worzel fucks around getting ready more than you.
>>>>>
>>>>> Aw hey, is there any need fer that?!? Y' can breastfeed yerself from
>>>>> now
>>>>> on for that y' cunt.
>>>>
>>>> If it's a choice between you or the cheeky girls I know who gets the
>>>> vote.
>>>> Trouble is which one is the better looking one of the four?
>>>
>>> Lembik...
>>
>> How did that lobsided chinned twat get to grub up to her?
>
> He musta got some tips off Andy Lloyd Webber. It's surprising how many
> ugly blokes, even ones with no money and their face on the telly, get fit
> birds. It's funny, I had this exact same conversation with my girlfriend
> just after she won the miss world competition.
Was that the Alternative Miss World competition though?
Like alternative fuels?, sounds like a good idea on paper but when you get
down to the nitty gritty it's a useless idea?
J Kaner
"mick" <vvv...@nnnhu.net> wrote
> "J Kaner" <ski...@will.com> wrote in message
>> Oh yeah cheers mate. That really needed doing. Thanks.
>
> I wasn't really looking at your sister taking a shower.
Hey, me neever!
>>>>> I'm on about the way you appear when yer in the fish and chip shop.
>>>>
>>>> Cool, suave and dapper. Chippy or sevens bedroom, all the same to me.
>>>
>>> Don't go trying to dip your chip into her.
>>
>> But I wanted her to assimilate me with her fanny.
>
> Use Hellman's instead, it'll be far cheaper.
What about a jar of liver and pretend I'm being assimilated by her fanny?
>>> I don't mind a lez but I still fucking hate those dungarees.
>>> Mind you, I prefer the pretty lezzies in those summery frocks, and
>>> stuff.
>>
>> But they're rare as hens teeth. Most lezza's look like this...**
>>
>> http://media.photobucket.com/image/ugly%20lesbian/sugarmagnolia1342/ugly-lesbians.jpg
>
> Fucking hell, that's grim. Do you think they'd double date with us two?
> I want the looker though, you'll have to make do with the pig.
> They might look alright with a decent haircut.
The real scary thing is, if you look at the lezzy at the front of the ugly
lezza piccy, and then look at this....
http://www.mcvax.org/~jghall/pages/clark.html
Then this...
http://www.mcvax.org/~jghall/pages/mick.html
It begs the question....Why didn't you tell me I'd got you pregnant all
those years ago????
>> To lezza's they're fucking gorgeous. You'd think lezza's would have
>> better taste than that, but no. Who'da thought us men would have better
>> taste in women than lezza's do!! Who'da fucking thought it eh!
>
> Yeah but let's face it, those two in that picture are as rough as fuck.
To us yeah!! But to millions of lezzas they're fucking gorgeous. There'll
be millions of lezzas getting hard-ons looking those two ...well they
would have if god hadn't given 'em a minge instead.
> In fact i'm not coming on that date no more so you can have them both.
> You could be double spooned by em, make sure you're looking at the back of
> the better looking one though, oh, and don't for fucksake look behind.
Top advice dood. Ta.
>> **Even tho' I am absolutely correct to state that 99% of lezza's are ugly
>> dungaree wearing fuckers, it is extremely difficult to find any piccys of
>> 'em actually wearing dungarees. Ugly lebbo's, yeah ...ugly lebbo's in
>> dungarees...not a chance.
>> You'd think that would change my perception of lezza's a bit wouldn't
>> you, but it won't!! 99% of 'em are ugly dungaree wearing fuckers and
>> that's that!
>>
>
> This is how you do it.
>
> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1208650/Martina-Navratilova-goes-public-new-fianc-e--Soviet-beauty-queen-tragic-past.html
I don't know how many of 'em there are but, even so, 1% of 'em will be a
fucking LOT.
Please Micky, don't make me show you the 99 lezzas I'd use that would back
my "99% are ugly dungaree wearing fuckers" opinion up like a dream. I got
99 for every 1 of yours. You do the maths. It's not good is it...
>>>>> I fucking hated those cunts, fuck off Eileen.
>>>>
>>>> Geno's good. Love that track. Everything else is utter shite.
>>>
>>> They looked like pikeys to me.
>>
>> Heh! They did didn't they. Wasn't it s'posed to be a 'gang' image thing
>> they had going. Something to do with those JoBoxer fuckers, they were
>> meant to be a 'gang' too, but they didn't end up looking like pikeys!
>
> Gary Glitter had a gang though, and look where that got him.
He did alright with is gang until he got caught fiddling with little kids.
I bet even they wanted his nads chopped off and his skin peeled away like an
orange when they found out about it.
When I was about 7, 8 or 9 I loved Gary Glitter. Thank FUCK it wasn't the
other way round!!
>>>> Lembik...
>>>
>>> How did that lobsided chinned twat get to grub up to her?
>>
>> He musta got some tips off Andy Lloyd Webber. It's surprising how many
>> ugly blokes, even ones with no money and their face on the telly, get fit
>> birds. It's funny, I had this exact same conversation with my
>> girlfriend just after she won the miss world competition.
>
> Was that the Alternative Miss World competition though?
Y' know, on a serious note, that's given me food for thought!! They have a
special olympics, right, so why don't they have a 'special' miss world
too?!?!??
I think they should! It's only fair!! In fact, ....in fact, I've just
realised *shudders* it's starting to look like I want to look at lots of
brain damaged women, all wearing nothing but little bikinis and lots of
lipstick. Oh dear, *shudders again*....dear oh dear...
> Like alternative fuels?, sounds like a good idea on paper but when you get
> down to the nitty gritty it's a useless idea?
Heh, troo dat.
mick
>
> "mick" <vvv...@nnnhu.net> wrote
>> "J Kaner" <ski...@will.com> wrote in message
>
>>> Oh yeah cheers mate. That really needed doing. Thanks.
>>
>> I wasn't really looking at your sister taking a shower.
>
> Hey, me neever!
Trouble is when I heard you had big sister and I tried copping a peek....
well I wasn't expecting to see something big and pink in the shower cubicle.
Afterall, with a stick thin brother, well it don't make sense to me.
>
>>>>>> I'm on about the way you appear when yer in the fish and chip shop.
>>>>>
>>>>> Cool, suave and dapper. Chippy or sevens bedroom, all the same to me.
>>>>
>>>> Don't go trying to dip your chip into her.
>>>
>>> But I wanted her to assimilate me with her fanny.
>>
>> Use Hellman's instead, it'll be far cheaper.
>
> What about a jar of liver and pretend I'm being assimilated by her fanny?
I thought all the butchers round your way had a flyer with your face on and
a warning not to sell you liver.
>
>>>> I don't mind a lez but I still fucking hate those dungarees.
>>>> Mind you, I prefer the pretty lezzies in those summery frocks, and
>>>> stuff.
>>>
>>> But they're rare as hens teeth. Most lezza's look like this...**
>>>
>>> http://media.photobucket.com/image/ugly%20lesbian/sugarmagnolia1342/ugly-lesbians.jpg
>>
>> Fucking hell, that's grim. Do you think they'd double date with us two?
>> I want the looker though, you'll have to make do with the pig.
>> They might look alright with a decent haircut.
>
> The real scary thing is, if you look at the lezzy at the front of the ugly
> lezza piccy, and then look at this....
>
> http://www.mcvax.org/~jghall/pages/clark.html
>
> Then this...
>
> http://www.mcvax.org/~jghall/pages/mick.html
>
> It begs the question....Why didn't you tell me I'd got you pregnant all
> those years ago????
Well she's got your looks but thank fuck she's got my brains.
She's a lawyer and brings in 100k to the household.
Sorry dood, I should've told ya.
>
>>> To lezza's they're fucking gorgeous. You'd think lezza's would have
>>> better taste than that, but no. Who'da thought us men would have better
>>> taste in women than lezza's do!! Who'da fucking thought it eh!
>>
>> Yeah but let's face it, those two in that picture are as rough as fuck.
>
> To us yeah!! But to millions of lezzas they're fucking gorgeous.
> There'll be millions of lezzas getting hard-ons looking those two
> ...well they would have if god hadn't given 'em a minge instead.
God can't half be a cruel bastard eh?, I bet he's sat up there on a 20 tog
cloud, porkpie in one hand and a pint of hooks norton in the other laughing
his fucking chuff off.
I'm still waiting for him to send me a Kylie lookalikey.... OI GOD, FUCKING
MOVE IT
>
>> In fact i'm not coming on that date no more so you can have them both.
>> You could be double spooned by em, make sure you're looking at the back
>> of the better looking one though, oh, and don't for fucksake look behind.
>
> Top advice dood. Ta.
In fact i'll send you six paper bags.
>
>
>>> **Even tho' I am absolutely correct to state that 99% of lezza's are
>>> ugly dungaree wearing fuckers, it is extremely difficult to find any
>>> piccys of 'em actually wearing dungarees. Ugly lebbo's, yeah ...ugly
>>> lebbo's in dungarees...not a chance.
>>> You'd think that would change my perception of lezza's a bit wouldn't
>>> you, but it won't!! 99% of 'em are ugly dungaree wearing fuckers and
>>> that's that!
>>>
>>
>> This is how you do it.
>>
>> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1208650/Martina-Navratilova-goes-public-new-fianc-e--Soviet-beauty-queen-tragic-past.html
>
> I don't know how many of 'em there are but, even so, 1% of 'em will be a
> fucking LOT.
>
> Please Micky, don't make me show you the 99 lezzas I'd use that would back
> my "99% are ugly dungaree wearing fuckers" opinion up like a dream. I got
> 99 for every 1 of yours. You do the maths. It's not good is it...
Sounds like you've got that 99 lesbian desktop theme.
Not that i've got it myself of course.
I heard that alot of good looking birds on facebook and myspace get badgered
to fuck by good looking lesbos.
I've just had an idea.
>
>>>>>> I fucking hated those cunts, fuck off Eileen.
>>>>>
>>>>> Geno's good. Love that track. Everything else is utter shite.
>>>>
>>>> They looked like pikeys to me.
>>>
>>> Heh! They did didn't they. Wasn't it s'posed to be a 'gang' image
>>> thing they had going. Something to do with those JoBoxer fuckers, they
>>> were meant to be a 'gang' too, but they didn't end up looking like
>>> pikeys!
>>
>> Gary Glitter had a gang though, and look where that got him.
>
> He did alright with is gang until he got caught fiddling with little kids.
> I bet even they wanted his nads chopped off and his skin peeled away like
> an orange when they found out about it.
>
> When I was about 7, 8 or 9 I loved Gary Glitter. Thank FUCK it wasn't
> the other way round!!
What a twat, you get a fucking fantastic lifestyle and you go and do
something like that.
Some people don't know when they're well off.
Chance to live like a king then lives it as a squalid pervert.
>
>>>>> Lembik...
>>>>
>>>> How did that lobsided chinned twat get to grub up to her?
>>>
>>> He musta got some tips off Andy Lloyd Webber. It's surprising how many
>>> ugly blokes, even ones with no money and their face on the telly, get
>>> fit birds. It's funny, I had this exact same conversation with my
>>> girlfriend just after she won the miss world competition.
>>
>> Was that the Alternative Miss World competition though?
>
> Y' know, on a serious note, that's given me food for thought!! They have
> a special olympics, right, so why don't they have a 'special' miss world
> too?!?!??
>
> I think they should! It's only fair!! In fact, ....in fact, I've just
> realised *shudders* it's starting to look like I want to look at lots of
> brain damaged women, all wearing nothing but little bikinis and lots of
> lipstick. Oh dear, *shudders again*....dear oh dear...
I don't mean like that as such.
Nah what we need is a miss world comp where you get say 20 wimmins who've
got fantastic figures but a rather unfortunate face.
So then you could get a load of sad individuals with a voting box like on
who wants to be a millionaire.
You then get a wouldya or wouldn't ya button.
Right we have this big vote up and the wimmins are sent away for 1hr.
Meanwhile we all get to have 4 pints of stella in 1hr and they come back in.
I need to figure out the rest.