>>>>>>>>>> "Mark" <markda...@gmspamx.net> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>> news:hmrkcs$9bc$1@news.datemas.de... >>>>>>>>>>> J Kaner wrote, and I quote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> my keyboard (and mouse) is playing up like fuck. Been doing >>>>>>>>>>>> it for a while >>>>>>>>>>>> now and is getting worse. it keeps >>>>>>>>>>>> 'sticking'''''''''''''''''' and is a >>>>>>>>>>>> fucking mare. Using the backspace wipes out half of what >>>>>>>>>>>> wrote everytime i >>>>>>>>>>>> fucking use it. Bastard thing
>>>>>>>>>>>> I wanted to reinstall the drivers, see if that does >>>>>>>>>>>> anything but that >>>>>>>>>>>> doesn't do any thing. I go to control panel - keyboard - kb >>>>>>>>>>>> properties - >>>>>>>>>>>> hardware. Here it says Device status - This device is >>>>>>>>>>>> working properly. >>>>>>>>>>>> Same for the mouse. >>>>>>>>>>>> But it fucking well isn't working properly lying cunt.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Tried different KB's and meeecis but it's exactly the same >>>>>>>>>>>> for any and all >>>>>>>>>>>> I've tried.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Could this be a virus thingy? My anti-virus subscription >>>>>>>>>>>> ran out just >>>>>>>>>>>> before this started. Got that sortedddddddddddddddddd out >>>>>>>>>>>> but nothing is >>>>>>>>>>>> coming up saying i got any nasty's in me pooter.
>>>>>>>>>>>> I tried control panel - device manager - HID keyboard device >>>>>>>>>>>> properties - >>>>>>>>>>>> driver tab - update driver. Got a "the best driver software >>>>>>>>>>>> for your device >>>>>>>>>>>> is already installed" and that it's up to date. It also says >>>>>>>>>>>> on the >>>>>>>>>>>> 'general' tab that the device is working properly.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Same with the mouse.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Any ideas as to what to do? Been wanting to post here for >>>>>>>>>>>> ages now but just >>>>>>>>>>>> get pissed off everytime i tried cos it really is a >>>>>>>>>>>> nightmare trying to type >>>>>>>>>>>> like this.
>>>>>>>>>>>> This post has taken me 2!!!! fucking hours to type and if >>>>>>>>>>>> backspace wipes >>>>>>>>>>>> out any more shit that i've wrote one more fucking time i'm >>>>>>>>>>>> gonna chuck >>>>>>>>>>>> this through the bastard window!!! But hey, I'm calm....all >>>>>>>>>>>> calm. Mind >>>>>>>>>>>> you, I think my teef are gonna crumble with all the smiling >>>>>>>>>>>> through gritted >>>>>>>>>>>> teeth I've been doing doing!!
>>>>>>>>>>>> Please help.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Please heyelp.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Please.
>>>>>>>>>>>> HEYELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>> Shut the fuck up you fucking moaning whinging twat.
>>>>>>>>>> Don't call my bitch a twat you cunt. >>>>>>>>> It was not name calling, it was a description based on an >>>>>>>>> observation, >>>>>>>> For a while there I thought you really had the hang of this >>>>>>>> suenet thing, but you bottled at the first twitch of a Grant. >>>>>>>> Not a good sign.
>>>>>>> "suenet" is that want your mate Bunt calls it? >>>>>> I was trying to take the piss out of you, but never mind. Nature's >>>>>> beaten me to it.
>>>>> That is actually funny coming from a short ugly tubby geeky gimp >>>>> like you. >>>> Ah, you've seen me? So it *was* you I sat in front of up in that >>>> Lunnun court that day. You looked like a teddy-bear wearing glasses >>>> and a grunge shirt. Nice disguise, anyway.
>>> Wow, both of you out in the real world away from yer pooters at the >>> same time!! Fucking odds of that ever happening must've been >>> astronomical!!
>> Yes. Luckily for me I hadn't pasted a picture of his on a website with >> red glaring eyes on it.
>>>> "mick" <u...@dawn.bbb> wrote in message >>>> news:3j04u9.rsm.17.1@news.alt.net... >>>>> Grant wrote: >>>>>> "J Kaner" <ski...@will.com> wrote in message >>>>>> news:GIXkn.48287$Ym4.25294@text.news.virginmedia.com... >>>>>>> " Grant" <Gr...@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote >>>>>>>> "J Kaner" <ski...@will.com> wrote >>>>>>>>> It's funny you should say that tho. Did me an C a couple of those >>>>>>>>> in the oven the other day with a bit of veg, mash and gravy. Went >>>>>>>>> down a fucking storm with C, and me too, obv, but it was the first >>>>>>>>> time she'd ever had a pie done like that. She wants it again next >>>>>>>>> week!! I forgot just how nice they are when they've been heated >>>>>>>>> through in the oven like that. >>>>>>>> How can you feed your kid shit like that FFS? >>>>>>> Aah it won't do her no harm. Made a nice gravy dinner it did. First >>>>>>> time she'd had it though she likes Tesco's mince beef and onion pies >>>>>>> that have to be cooked in the oven. What do you think of those?
>>>>>> Never eat meat that you cant see! if it hidden by pastry and you >>>>>> didn't make the pie how the fuck can you be sure its not full of the >>>>>> butchers haemorrhoids?
>>>>> you've got fucking eyes haven't you? just cut the pie open and look at >>>>> it. >>>>> Don't buy fish and chips, the fish is covered in batter, it might not >>>>> be fish, it might be a donkey's penis... ffs
>>>> Y' know, that just don't sound right. Donkey should allus have dick, >>>> or knob after it. Penis ...Nah, just don't sound right.
>>> Don't forget I was talking to grant though.
>> You were trying to be posh for him. Gotcha.
> He thinks he's royalty. I'll go along with it.
Best to, really. Y' know how he gets if y' don't.. In reality he's prince Edwards decoy double. In his head, and if he squints in the mirror, he *is* prince Edward.
>>>> That Grant, he's a right fussy fucker when it comes to food. So long >>>> as it won't poison you then get it down yer cake hole.
>>> He's full of it, probably eats all sort of shit like primark sausages >>> and haggis
>> I bet Grant eats Marks and Sparks sausages and pies. "These aren't any >> old butchers >> hemorrhoids, theses are marks and spark's butchers >> hemorrhoids" as he shoves 'em down his throat >> four at a time.
> These aren't just any old cow's sphincters, they are mark's and spencer's > finest premium sphincters. So come and indulge yourself, you're worth it.
These aren't just any old cow's sphincters and old butchers hemorrhoids, they are mark's and spencer's finest premium sphincters and hemorrhoids. So come and indulge yourself four at a time, you're worth it.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah get AVG 9 and dump Norton, Run both AVG and >>>>>>>>>>>> SUPERAntiSpyware and see what happens. >>>>>>>>>>> Will that find whatever virus is causing this, delete it and >>>>>>>>>>> therefore fix everything?
>>>>>>>>>> Its free just give it a go ffs, you're like an old woman >>>>>>>>>> procrastinating like this, you could have done this 5 days ago, >>>>>>>>>> and if it didn't fix it then we would be closer to a solution >>>>>>>>>> FFS.
>>>>>>>>> ha ha ha YEAH!
>>>>>>>> Procrastinate, dood, procrastinate.
>>>>>>> weeelllll, it'll teach yer for tipping
>>>>>> Water proof keyboards. They can do watches so why not KB's??
>>>>>> I think we could be onto something here...
>>>>> We? don't involve me in anymore of your cockeyed ideas,
>>>> Right, fine, if that's the way you want it. But don't you get upset >>>> when I'm getting blown off by some gorgeous bird on me yacht in the Med >>>> and you're stuck at home watching Eastenders with only a Pukka pie for >>>> company. K.
>>> ok ok, fuck it, i'm in. I'm not being left out. Need summat more >>> spectacular than a waterproof keyboard though. >>> Need to invent something better than twatter or facebook. >>> I've got it. >>> 'talking bollocks' >>> right you have these lists an all, like favourite footy team, favourite >>> bird, best motorbike.. you get the idea? >>> I like it, shit, check the domain out, quick.
>> That's it Micky, that's exactly what we need....summat blokes are good >> at. Combine talking bollox with a website where we/blokes can do just >> that and we're onto summat that'll be bigger, and better, than anything >> before it!!!!
>> I'm in!! Giz a shout when you've got it up and running.
> I did the hard bit by inventing it. You should spend the necessary 100 > hours getting going with some website thingy program thing that you can > buy for £90 > Remember, i'm the brains of this outfit.
>>>>>>> diet gravy into yer keyboard, whunnit?
>>>>>> Diet gravy? DIET fucking gravy?? Never touch the stuff. It's full >>>>>> fucking fat or nowt. Y' don't get a figure like mine by watching what >>>>>> you eat y' know.
>>>>> hey, you can get pukka pies from tescos, i've had a couple and they >>>>> come > out the oven just like they come out of the chip shop
>>>> Covered in batter?
>>>> It's funny you should say that tho. Did me an C a couple of those in >>>> the oven the other day with a bit of veg, mash and gravy. Went down a >>>> fucking storm with C, and me too, obv, but it was the first time she'd >>>> ever had a pie done like that. She wants it again next week!! I forgot >>>> just how nice they are when they've been heated through in the oven >>>> like that.
>>> Did you have one of those fuck off big family ones for yourself?,
>> LOL cheeky cunt. No, I shared it with C.
>>> have you seen those? I've only seen pictures of them
>> Or were you dreaming them?
> I've only seen the normal sized ones that you get from the chippy.
>>> but one day I might just get one for myself. >>> A pie floater, 3 cans of mushy peas and one of those big pukka pies just >>> drifting around on top of them.
>> Pukka Island!! That's it, I'm emigrating. Hey, Puck might wanna >> emigrate there too. She likes emigrating. Likes it so much she even went >> to France just so she could emigrate. It's like O.C.D, but O.E.D for her.
> I've got O.C.D. My sock drawer has each pair of socks joined with the toe > ends at the front. They are then all arranged from left to right by > colours of the rainbow. > Oh hang on, no I wished I had OCD, you should see my sock drawer, it's a > right fucking mess, in fact sometimes I go to work with a long blue sock > on and a short white sock on.
Heh, that's just like mine that is!! But at least I can can match up two socks that are similar in size and colour you scruffy fucker. I only ever buy black or brown, ten pair at a time and shove 'em all in the same drawer(I tend to go through 'em pretty sharpish like, what with the sweat and not cutting 'em)
> OCD is for cunts who have nothing better to do.
LOL!!
> Right, i'm off to arrange the tins in my cupboard. Labels to the front.
And give the tops of 'em a wipe down while yer at it. No good having the labels all nice and right if the fucking lids are mucky/dusty, is it.
>>> I didn't make up the pie floater idea btw, they sell them outside the >>> sydney opera house. You see I had one last week while I was over there
>> You had me for a split second there! I thought "hey, he's just been to >> Oz"
>>> shagging Kylie, you see.
>> Then I read that and knew you were talking bollox. Kylie was with me >> that night.
> Was she? fuck. Who was I with then? said her name was Kylie. > Mind you she nipped out for 2 minutes to make a private phone call. > Where were you between 9:02 and 9:04? you bastid?
Er... sorting me sock drawer out. Yeah that's where I was. Big job.
>>>>> "mick" <u...@dawn.bbb> wrote in message >>>>> news:3j04u9.rsm.17.1@news.alt.net... >>>>>> Grant wrote: >>>>>>> "J Kaner" <ski...@will.com> wrote in message >>>>>>> news:GIXkn.48287$Ym4.25294@text.news.virginmedia.com... >>>>>>>> " Grant" <Gr...@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote >>>>>>>>> "J Kaner" <ski...@will.com> wrote >>>>>>>>>> It's funny you should say that tho. Did me an C a couple of >>>>>>>>>> those in the oven the other day with a bit of veg, mash and >>>>>>>>>> gravy. Went down a fucking storm with C, and me too, obv, but >>>>>>>>>> it was the first time she'd ever had a pie done like that. >>>>>>>>>> She wants it again next week!! I forgot just how nice they are >>>>>>>>>> when they've been heated through in the oven like that. >>>>>>>>> How can you feed your kid shit like that FFS? >>>>>>>> Aah it won't do her no harm. Made a nice gravy dinner it did. >>>>>>>> First time she'd had it though she likes Tesco's mince beef and >>>>>>>> onion pies that have to be cooked in the oven. What do you >>>>>>>> think of those?
>>>>>>> Never eat meat that you cant see! if it hidden by pastry and you >>>>>>> didn't make the pie how the fuck can you be sure its not full of >>>>>>> the butchers haemorrhoids?
>>>>>> you've got fucking eyes haven't you? just cut the pie open and >>>>>> look at it. >>>>>> Don't buy fish and chips, the fish is covered in batter, it might >>>>>> not be fish, it might be a donkey's penis... ffs
>>>>> Y' know, that just don't sound right. Donkey should allus have >>>>> dick, or knob after it. Penis ...Nah, just don't sound right.
>>>> Don't forget I was talking to grant though.
>>> You were trying to be posh for him. Gotcha.
>> He thinks he's royalty. I'll go along with it.
> Best to, really. Y' know how he gets if y' don't.. In reality he's > prince Edwards decoy double. In his head, and if he squints in the > mirror, he *is* prince Edward.
Plus he ponces off the state. Mind you, I bet the prince's missus is better looking though. Come to think of it why did prince ligger andrew marry that frumpy looking old redhead?
>>>>> That Grant, he's a right fussy fucker when it comes to food. So >>>>> long as it won't poison you then get it down yer cake hole.
>>>> He's full of it, probably eats all sort of shit like primark >>>> sausages and haggis
>>> I bet Grant eats Marks and Sparks sausages and pies. "These aren't >>> any old butchers >>> hemorrhoids, theses are marks and spark's butchers >>> hemorrhoids" as he shoves 'em down his throat >>> four at a time.
>> These aren't just any old cow's sphincters, they are mark's and >> spencer's finest premium sphincters. So come and indulge yourself, >> you're worth it.
> These aren't just any old cow's sphincters and old butchers hemorrhoids, > they are mark's and > spencer's finest premium sphincters and hemorrhoids. So come and indulge > yourself four at a time, you're worth it.
Hey get yerself down kfc, they have stopped doing those bacon burgers coz it might taint the halal meat. I boycotted those cunts about 18 years ago.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah get AVG 9 and dump Norton, Run both AVG and >>>>>>>>>>>>> SUPERAntiSpyware and see what happens. >>>>>>>>>>>> Will that find whatever virus is causing this, delete it and >>>>>>>>>>>> therefore fix everything?
>>>>>>>>>>> Its free just give it a go ffs, you're like an old woman >>>>>>>>>>> procrastinating like this, you could have done this 5 days >>>>>>>>>>> ago, and if it didn't fix it then we would be closer to a >>>>>>>>>>> solution FFS.
>>>>>>>>>> ha ha ha YEAH!
>>>>>>>>> Procrastinate, dood, procrastinate.
>>>>>>>> weeelllll, it'll teach yer for tipping
>>>>>>> Water proof keyboards. They can do watches so why not KB's??
>>>>>>> I think we could be onto something here...
>>>>>> We? don't involve me in anymore of your cockeyed ideas,
>>>>> Right, fine, if that's the way you want it. But don't you get >>>>> upset when I'm getting blown off by some gorgeous bird on me yacht >>>>> in the Med and you're stuck at home watching Eastenders with only a >>>>> Pukka pie for company. K.
>>>> ok ok, fuck it, i'm in. I'm not being left out. Need summat more >>>> spectacular than a waterproof keyboard though. >>>> Need to invent something better than twatter or facebook. >>>> I've got it. >>>> 'talking bollocks' >>>> right you have these lists an all, like favourite footy team, >>>> favourite bird, best motorbike.. you get the idea? >>>> I like it, shit, check the domain out, quick.
>>> That's it Micky, that's exactly what we need....summat blokes are >>> good at. Combine talking bollox with a website where we/blokes can do >>> just that and we're onto summat that'll be bigger, and better, than >>> anything before it!!!!
>>> I'm in!! Giz a shout when you've got it up and running.
>> I did the hard bit by inventing it. You should spend the necessary 100 >> hours getting going with some website thingy program thing that you >> can buy for £90 >> Remember, i'm the brains of this outfit.
>>>>>>>> diet gravy into yer keyboard, whunnit?
>>>>>>> Diet gravy? DIET fucking gravy?? Never touch the stuff. It's >>>>>>> full fucking fat or nowt. Y' don't get a figure like mine by >>>>>>> watching what you eat y' know.
>>>>>> hey, you can get pukka pies from tescos, i've had a couple and >>>>>> they come > out the oven just like they come out of the chip shop
>>>>> Covered in batter?
>>>>> It's funny you should say that tho. Did me an C a couple of those >>>>> in the oven the other day with a bit of veg, mash and gravy. Went >>>>> down a fucking storm with C, and me too, obv, but it was the first >>>>> time she'd ever had a pie done like that. She wants it again next >>>>> week!! I forgot just how nice they are when they've been heated >>>>> through in the oven like that.
>>>> Did you have one of those fuck off big family ones for yourself?,
>>> LOL cheeky cunt. No, I shared it with C.
>>>> have you seen those? I've only seen pictures of them
>>> Or were you dreaming them?
>> I've only seen the normal sized ones that you get from the chippy.
>>>> but one day I might just get one for myself. >>>> A pie floater, 3 cans of mushy peas and one of those big pukka pies >>>> just drifting around on top of them.
>>> Pukka Island!! That's it, I'm emigrating. Hey, Puck might wanna >>> emigrate there too. She likes emigrating. Likes it so much she even >>> went to France just so she could emigrate. It's like O.C.D, but O.E.D >>> for her.
>> I've got O.C.D. My sock drawer has each pair of socks joined with the >> toe ends at the front. They are then all arranged from left to right >> by colours of the rainbow. >> Oh hang on, no I wished I had OCD, you should see my sock drawer, it's >> a right fucking mess, in fact sometimes I go to work with a long blue >> sock on and a short white sock on.
> Heh, that's just like mine that is!! But at least I can can match up two > socks that are similar in size and colour you scruffy fucker. I only > ever buy black or brown, ten pair at a time and shove 'em all in the > same drawer(I tend to go through 'em pretty sharpish like, what with the > sweat and not cutting 'em)
I don't know why people fanny about with fancy coloured socks like yellow or pale green. I put them in the same boat as people who wear ties with superman on or daffy duck. It's like they're trying to say," hey look at me, i'm a fun guy to be around". No you're not. You're a cunt.
>> OCD is for cunts who have nothing better to do.
> LOL!!
>> Right, i'm off to arrange the tins in my cupboard. Labels to the front.
> And give the tops of 'em a wipe down while yer at it. No good having the > labels all nice and right if the fucking lids are mucky/dusty, is it.
I've lived here 15 years and i've never taken a damp rag to the inside of the kitchen cupboards. I'm fucking good at arranging 30 tins of beer on the top shelf of my fridge though.
>>>> I didn't make up the pie floater idea btw, they sell them outside >>>> the sydney opera house. You see I had one last week while I was over >>>> there
>>> You had me for a split second there! I thought "hey, he's just been >>> to Oz"
>>>> shagging Kylie, you see.
>>> Then I read that and knew you were talking bollox. Kylie was with me >>> that night.
>> Was she? fuck. Who was I with then? said her name was Kylie. >> Mind you she nipped out for 2 minutes to make a private phone call. >> Where were you between 9:02 and 9:04? you bastid?
> Er... sorting me sock drawer out. Yeah that's where I was. Big job.
When you take them off join em together at the top then they stay as a pair through the washer and through the drier. Easy as that.
