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Joe Strummer's Nose
J Kaner
"Joe Strummer's Nose" <noe...@all.com> wrote
> Or just this place?
It's just us. Nobody likes us. Still, at least we're left alone.
Him
Partly true. Quite surprised to find you lot still here after [how
many] years?
Albert Ross
Grant
"Albert Ross" <alber...@btconnect.com> wrote in message
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Albert Ross
Him
heh
this reminds me of the old dial-up days... can you slow down a bit?
Grant
thou.....what's it like?
Albert Ross
> "Albert Ross" <alber...@btconnect.com> wrote in message
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>> Grant wrote:
>>> "Albert Ross" <alber...@btconnect.com> wrote in message
>>> news:9rudnSSv_Os2xLrW...@bt.com...
>>>> Him wrote:
>>>>> "J Kaner" <ski...@will.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> "Joe Strummer's Nose" <noe...@all.com> wrote
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Or just this place?
>>>>>> It's just us. Nobody likes us. Still, at least we're left alone.
>>>>> Partly true. Quite surprised to find you lot still here after [how
>>>>> many] years?
>>>> Nobody else would have 'em.
>>>>
>>> You can fuck off you mad dancing Bactrian.
>> How's your favourite perversion, ewe-cunt?
>>
>>
> Favourite? I have to many, best give me a clue! I've never had a sheep
> thou.....what's it like?
>
>
it is to wrap the missus up in a sheepskin rug and stuff one of those
christmas party squeakers in her mouth and take her from behind.
Him
>
>"Albert Ross" <alber...@btconnect.com> wrote in message
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>> Grant wrote:
>>> "Albert Ross" <alber...@btconnect.com> wrote in message
>>> news:9rudnSSv_Os2xLrW...@bt.com...
>>>> Him wrote:
>>>>> "J Kaner" <ski...@will.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> "Joe Strummer's Nose" <noe...@all.com> wrote
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Or just this place?
>>>>>> It's just us. Nobody likes us. Still, at least we're left alone.
>>>>> Partly true. Quite surprised to find you lot still here after [how
>>>>> many] years?
>>>> Nobody else would have 'em.
>>>>
>>> You can fuck off you mad dancing Bactrian.
>> How's your favourite perversion, ewe-cunt?
>>
>>
>Favourite? I have to many, best give me a clue! I've never had a sheep
>thou.....what's it like?
Ah, his Gruntness... allus the rude ignorant c....
Him
Albert Ross
No, who the fuck are ewe?
J Kaner
Your missus?
J Kaner
" Grant" <Gr...@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in message
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Like a little fluffy cloud, with legs, that 'floats' very close to the
ground.
J Kaner
"Him" <o...@him.agen> wrote in message
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"J Kaner" <ski...@will.com> wrote:
Well you musta been round long enough to know that, so who are ya?
C'mon... spill da beans
J Kaner
Yeah!! Fuck off you mad dancing bactrian!!
J Kaner
Well it musta had a right effect on her cos every time I'm round there all I
get squeaked to me is "The rug Jay, wrap me in the rug" and "ooooooh this is
fucking great Jay, don't stop, harder harder, do you know anybody who can
lend us a border collie?"
Have you ever borrowed a border collie with her?
Albert Ross
Grant, stop frogging Clarkee
J Kaner
Hey I just found out that "Bactrian" is actually a proper word and not, as I
immediately assumed without thinking because it was Grant wot spelt it, a
spelling mistake!!
Albert: Regarding my original reply, please bear that in mind ta v. much.
Grant: C' mon, you can tell us, is it a spelling mistake or are you
actually calling Albert an inhabitant of Bactria, an ancient country in W.
Asia between the Oxus river and the Hindu Kush mountains?
Personally, I think you just got lucky. A spelling mistake that turns out
to be a proper word. Spawny git. Bet yer can't believe yer luck can you!!
Grant
Albert Ross
>
> "Albert Ross" <alber...@btconnect.com> wrote in message
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>> J Kaner wrote:
>>>
>>> "Albert Ross" <alber...@btconnect.com> wrote in message
>>> news:9rudnSSv_Os2xLrW...@bt.com...
>>>> Him wrote:
>>>>> "J Kaner" <ski...@will.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> "Joe Strummer's Nose" <noe...@all.com> wrote
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Or just this place?
>>>>>> It's just us. Nobody likes us. Still, at least we're left alone.
>>>>>
>>>>> Partly true. Quite surprised to find you lot still here after [how
>>>>> many] years?
>>>> Nobody else would have 'em.
>>>
>>> Yeah!! Fuck off you mad dancing bactrian!!
>>
>> Grant, stop frogging Clarkee
>
> Hey I just found out that "Bactrian" is actually a proper word and not,
> as I immediately assumed without thinking because it was Grant wot spelt
> it, a spelling mistake!!
>
> Albert: Regarding my original reply, please bear that in mind ta v. much.
You mean the "Yeah!!" before the repetition of a previous Granty-line?
Well, that was what convinced me it was him and not you. I reckoned you
would have used 1, 3 or no exclamation marks.
Albert Ross
> "Albert Ross" <alber...@btconnect.com> wrote in message
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>> J Kaner wrote:
>>> "Albert Ross" <alber...@btconnect.com> wrote in message
>>> news:9rudnSSv_Os2xLrW...@bt.com...
>>>> Him wrote:
>>>>> "J Kaner" <ski...@will.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> "Joe Strummer's Nose" <noe...@all.com> wrote
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Or just this place?
>>>>>> It's just us. Nobody likes us. Still, at least we're left alone.
>>>>> Partly true. Quite surprised to find you lot still here after [how
>>>>> many] years?
>>>> Nobody else would have 'em.
>>> Yeah!! Fuck off you mad dancing bactrian!!
>> Grant, stop frogging Clarkee
>>
> Definitely a Dromedary.
>
>
Grant
Albert Ross
> "Albert Ross" <alber...@btconnect.com> wrote in message
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>> Grant wrote:
>>> "Albert Ross" <alber...@btconnect.com> wrote in message
>>> news:aL2dnbE86qPaXdHW...@bt.com...
>>>> J Kaner wrote:
>>>>> "Albert Ross" <alber...@btconnect.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:9rudnSSv_Os2xLrW...@bt.com...
>>>>>> Him wrote:
>>>>>>> "J Kaner" <ski...@will.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Joe Strummer's Nose" <noe...@all.com> wrote
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Or just this place?
>>>>>>>> It's just us. Nobody likes us. Still, at least we're left alone.
>>>>>>> Partly true. Quite surprised to find you lot still here after [how
>>>>>>> many] years?
>>>>>> Nobody else would have 'em.
>>>>> Yeah!! Fuck off you mad dancing bactrian!!
>>>> Grant, stop frogging Clarkee
>>>>
>>> Definitely a Dromedary.
>> A one-humper, old chap. The female camels have two humps.
>>
>>
> Zoology, not your strong point is it.
>
>
Neither is gynaecology, but I know what a cunt is.
Grant
Albert Ross
The Cunterbury Tales...
Grant
Grant
>
No Cunt for Old Men.
Albert Ross
Grant
Albert Ross
Grant
>
You miserable old cunt.