And you lot can fuck off an' all
mick
MikE �ampbell
"mick" <fi...@chipsandpeas.com> wrote in message
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> Right?
No argument there Mick, looks like they already have !!
Conkers
Have you just bin dumped again? What for this time?
C'mon mate, you need a cuddle.
mick
"MikE �ampbell" <mik...@gazeta.pl> wrote in message
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No staying power, utter tossers, I tried ukrecmotorcycles once, more anal
than something with a big arsehole.
mick
"Conkers" <I...@eebaywhenitgoeswronglikethis.com> wrote in message
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Now funnily enough.
Some bastard has been stringing me along on myspace.
Made out they were some lovely 33 year old blonde bit.
Well anyway, all was going swimmingly till her credit card got frozen.
I could smell a fucking big dead rat behing the skirting board, and it
wasn't 36-24-34.
MikE �ampbell
money. You'd think they'd let you see the monkey first before they ask !!
mick
Unfortunately 75% of those birds probably aren't birds at all.
You are most likely talking to some Nigerian tosser called Umwanbongo.
Conkers
And it's all your fault Mike.
Conkers
Yeah but mines not. She's totally genuine, I've seen her piccy and she
totally loves me. Allus telling me that she is. Sure she's having a little
money difficulty at the moment but she's promised to pay me back every penny
of the �7693.68p she's borrowed so far. I can't wait to meet her. The
things she says she's gonna do to me in the sack when we get together are
gonna blow me socks off.
Conkers
Barge pole mate. Yer well out of that one! Y' know, you ought to try that
trick with the other birds on there. If any help you out yer on to a
winner.
Mick
I tell you what, she does sound pretty genuine. I'd like to see what a
�7693 blow job looks like. You'll be shooting your bolt for 48hrs non-stop.
In fact can I have her details?.. mind you, she's not fat with gravy on
her chin is she?
Mick
I tell you what, i'll give you her myspace addy, you fake yerself up a
bit then send her/it a message and really fuck them about. What do you
reckon? tee hee.
Steve Leyland
stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
: "MikE �ampbell" <mik...@gazeta.pl> wrote in message
is that fat moped-riding aresebandit twat bear still infesting that
shithole?
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davethedave
I say old bean. Snip the sig down a bit eh. Theres a good chap.
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darsy
> On Fri, 15 May 2009 08:00:27 +0100, Steve Leyland wrote:
>
> I say old bean. Snip the sig down a bit eh. Theres a good chap.
err, Dave, "Don't feed the trolls".
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mick
"Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOT...@meow.org.invalid> wrote in
message news:guj3s0$dso$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called mick
> stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
>
> : "MikE �ampbell" <mik...@gazeta.pl> wrote in message
> : news:gtvo4h$rpc$1...@news.motzarella.org...
> : :
> : : "mick" <fi...@chipsandpeas.com> wrote in message
> : : news:2prt9n....@news.alt.net...
> : : : Right?
> : :
> : : No argument there Mick, looks like they already have !!
> : :
> : :
> :
> : No staying power, utter tossers, I tried ukrecmotorcycles once, more
> : anal than something with a big arsehole.
>
> is that fat moped-riding aresebandit twat bear still infesting that
> shithole?
He was getting his knee down on his AP50 while going to the chippy for a
fried mars bar.
Unfortunately the pedal came unhinged and flipped the bike up.
He had a head on collision on with a Mr Rossi's ice cream van.
Mr Rossi and the bear were killed instantly over a three hour period.
Steve Leyland
: On Fri, 15 May 2009 08:00:27 +0100, Steve Leyland wrote:
:
: I say old bean. Snip the sig down a bit eh. Theres a good chap.
why?
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Conkers
"Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message news:2q3qm7....@news.alt.net...
I like that. I'll have to join and sign up first tho'.
Conkers
"Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message news:2q3qit....@news.alt.net...
Yeah, but it's not gravy. i'm starting to get really worried about the
colour of my spunk.
Conkers
"davethedave" <daved...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Do you mean this sig?
mick
I would be worried about that.
Unless you're turning into that wooden cunt out that old Cuprinol advert.
mick
I tell you what, thinking about it you'd have better fun painting your
toenails pink and going down tescos in a pair of flipflops.
I was only interested in it coz I thought I was going to get a bunk up with
some bird fitter than Kylie.
MikE �ampbell
"Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOT...@meow.org.invalid> wrote in
message news:guj3s0$dso$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
>
> : "MikE �ampbell" <mik...@gazeta.pl> wrote in message
> : news:gtvo4h$rpc$1...@news.motzarella.org...
> : :
> : : "mick" <fi...@chipsandpeas.com> wrote in message
> : : news:2prt9n....@news.alt.net...
> : : : Right?
> : :
> : : No argument there Mick, looks like they already have !!
> : :
> : :
> :
> : No staying power, utter tossers, I tried ukrecmotorcycles once, more
> : anal than something with a big arsehole.
>
> is that fat moped-riding aresebandit twat bear still infesting that
> shithole?
>