Why I love Hotaru. [Very Long]
Ian Andreas Miller
I love to look at her when she's wearing her sailor soldier outfit, her
bikinis, her school uniform, and anything else!
People tell me that they like apple pie, cherry pie, or pumpkin pie. I
like those kinds, too, but I have a favorite kind of pie! Hotaru is my
favorite kind of pie! Don't you want a slice of Hotaru?
I love it how she wears bikinis. It's a shame that she doesn't wear them
in the anime or manga! I think she looks great in any color! She could
wear purple bikinis, red bikinis, black bikinis, orange bikinis, yellow
bikinis, rainbow-patterned bikinis, polka dot bikinis, white bikinis, and
even checker board-patterned bikinis!
Sailor Saturn is cute! She's powerful! She just needs to bring down her
awesome Silence Glaive to destroy the world! Wow! Can you believe her
powers? I can't! It just makes her look so much cuter! She could end the
world, put her weapon behind her back, look cute (well, since she's always
looking cute, she'll have to look even cuter), blush, and pretend she
didn't do anything! That would be cute!
I hate it when people say that Takeuchi "switched" Sailor Saturn and
Sailor Pluto! For those who want to really believe that, I just have to
say one thing: Excuse Takeuchi for not going with a ridiculous straw man
version of Classical mythology! The planet Saturn has been associated with
death and destruction for hundreds of years before Pluto was even
discovered! Saturn was a perfectly good destroyer god in Rome. He was a
god of blight! Ruin! Sailor Saturn calls her cute self the [i]horobi no
senshi[/i], the soldier of falling into ruin.
Here are my top ten adjectives to describe Hotaru:
10. Kind
9. Gentle
8. Slender
7. Brilliant
6. Fun
5. Happy
4. Soft
3. Great
2. Sweet
And my number one adjective to describe Hotaru:
1. Cute!
Now, it's time to look at all of those nice and cute and sweet and pretty
and fun and great Hotaru bikini images! Here are Ian's reviews!
Number One: This is the first Hotaru bikini image that I have at my Cute
and Sweet Hotaru Bikini Images! gallery! Poor Hotaru! She needs to do
something before she gets really hurt! She needs to kick that other's
girl's arse and soon! I do love the bikini that Hotaru's wearing! I wonder
if it's a thong? I do like string bikinis. They can be tied on! I hope
some sneaky person doesn't try to untie Hotaru's bikini! Then, she'd
people would see things they shouldn't! Poor Hotaru. She needs a nice Ian
hug! Maybe my friend Uiru could take her home and make her happy! I think
both of them would love that! Hotaru would be happy! She could pose for
Uiru! Then, Uiru can kiss her! Hotaru needs a nice kiss, I think. I could
kiss her, too. She's got nice and happy bunny ears. They're cute, don't
you think? I think so. Don't you want to have bunny ears, too? Then, we
could all do the bunny hop! In our bikinis! Heck, if I were a girl, I
would buy really small strong-thong bikinis and wear them, too! I could
buy some for Hotaru, too! I wonder why bikinis are so expensive? One time,
I saw a bikini that was going for two hundred bucks! Wow! I hope Hotaru
doesn't want the most expensive bikini at the store. I mean, how could
Uiru, her boyfriend, pay for it? That's right! Uiru is her Hotaru's
boyfriend. She loves him very much and they have fun all the time! Uiru
loves to carry her around. While he's nice and gentle to her, that girl in
this bikini image is being mean! Why would somebody want to hurt Hotaru?
She's cute and sweet! The more bikinis she wears, the sillier she gets!
She's a silly girl, I think. I think Uiru would do something silly when
she's in her nice purple string bikini! He would probably try to untie her
bikini! She'd better be careful! She doesn't want her bikini bottoms to
fall off! Uiru wouldn't be that mean! He would have to wait until he gets
her back to his house! Anyway, whatever they do is their own business,
because they're boyfriend and girlfriend. I do love Hotaru's bikini top,
too! Isn't it cute? It's a string bikini top! Hotaru's breasts are very
big, but I don't think Uiru minds very much. Just as long as he can see
her in nice bikinis! He'll be happy, then! Then, he could take her out to
eat! I wonder what Hotaru would like to eat? I know she likes Nihon Soba!
That stuff's good! Maybe she likes other kinds of pasta? I think so! We'll
have to see! I bet Uiru would spend hundreds of dollars on her just during
one night! Wow! She's a great girl! She needs more people to love her!
Don't you want to love her? She's cute and sweet! I think she is, anyway.
She's great when she's wearing her bikinis! Have I talked about this first
cute and sweet Hotaru bikini image yet? I don't think I did. Anyway, it's
a cute one, I think. She needs to be happy! I love it when Hotaru smiles!
She's cute when she's sad, but then, she just needs a hug! Uiru will hug
her! She'll be happy, then! Then, she won't be afraid to walk around with
her new and cute bikini on! All the other guys will be looking at her, but
she'll just blush! If they try to touch her, Uiru will smack them away!
He's very protective of his girl! You know what? She's pretty protective
of him, too! When somebody tries to give him a hard time, her Silence
Glaive appears and she points it at her enemy's throat! Imagine that!
Then, Uiru is happy again! Oh, that reminds me of a story! One time, Uiru
was trying to get a horsey. The horsey wouldn't come with Uiru! Uiru was
angry! He tried to make the horsey smile and he happy, but the horsey just
wouldn't listen! Poor Uiru. Bad old horsey! He even tried to tell it a
story! He told it like this: Once upon a time, there was a piece of
cheese. The cheese was stinky, I tell you. It was limburger. It wouldn't
move when the other cheeses told it to move! It was just an old geezer.
Bad old cheese! So, it just stood there. Boy, it stunk. Finally, one other
piece of cheese, Government Cheese, came up to the limburger cheese and
told him a story. He told the story like this: Once upon a time, there was
a cat in a vat. The Vat held the cat and the rat sat on the vat! The rat
said that the cat needed a hat. The hat on the cat! Now that's a chat! So,
the cat sat in the vat, having a chat with the rat. So, the limburger
cheese stayed there where he sat. Then, the piece of cheese was eaten by a
Papper BM. Because Hotaru is Papper BM. So, Uiru just was saying all of
that to the horsey and the horsey didn't listen. So, Hotaru came along,
being Papper BM as she is, pulled out her Silence Glaive and told the
horsey to move. She was wearing her bikini again! The horsey was so scared
of the weapon, that it just ran away forever and ever! The bikinis are
nice! Number seventeen in the gallery is great! You see, I have a friend
named Uiru. He loves Hotaru! I should point out that he loves Hotaru very
much! He's her boyfriend! Can you imagine that! He takes her out all the
time. He loves how she's so sweet and cute! Don't you want to see her in
bikinis? It would be cute if she wore just her underwear! Then, Uiru would
be happy! Uiru loves it when she wears just her underwear! Uiru told me
that Hotaru likes wearing fishnets! Oh! Also, sometimes Hotaru is just a
little naughty! I wouldn't doubt it! She's just playing, though! It's just
pretend! Oh, yeah! Hotaru's cute! I do have a friend who also loves
Hotaru! His name is Uiru. I might have talked about him before. I don't
remember if I did or not. Anyway, he loves Hotaru! She's cute and sweet!
He thinks so, too! He loves to see her in sexy bikinis! I do, too! Do you
see number seventeen in my gallery? He says that she looks sexy in that
bikini! How cute! She's got big breasts in that one! That's not a bad
thing! Of course, Hotaru's breasts are nice and real! I think Uiru likes
it how you can see the outlines of Hotaru's cute little nipples on her
bikini top! How cute! It looks as if she's not wearing any bikini bottoms!
I think they're there, but they're almost not there! It's a shame that she
has her legs crossed. I think Uiru would like to see her bottoms and
around that area, too. Uiru loves Hotaru! He's her boyfriend! How cute!
Uiru also likes Hotaru's butt. It's a shame that she's not wearing a nice
thong! Isn't Hotaru cute?
I fear that I wasn't clear enough last time. It'll explain it more! There
is a very, very cute girl in the Japanese anime and manga series called
Bisho~jo Senshi Se~ra~ Mu~n. The title means, in English, "Beautiful Girl
Soldier Sailor Moon," but most of the official Japanese merchandise calls
it "Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon," instead. Anyway, there's this very, very
cute girl who appears about half way through the series. She's a cute
cutie. That's for sure. Her name is Hotaru Tomoe, or, in Japanese, Tomoe
Hotaru. You see, the Japanese write their surnames before they write their
personal names. Hotaru's personal name is -- and you would never have
guessed it -- Hotaru. Can you guess what Hotaru's surname is? Why, it's
Tomoe! The surname Tomoe means something like "earth-sprouting," where the
"to" is the element Earth, and the "moe" is a very that means "to sprout."
So, Hotaru is the "earth-sprouting firefly," more or less. In the Japanes
language, the term "Hotaru" means "firefly." Isn't that case? Hotaru's a
bright and shiny girl when she's happy! I know plenty of people who would
make her very happy! I know that I would make her happy! I think that I'm
one of her biggest fans! I know somebody who loves her even more than I
do! Wow! Can you imagine that? Here I am, talking about Hotaru all the
time. She's so cute and sweet! She likes to wear bikinis! I even asked her
before and she said that she likes wearing them for her boyfriend! Oh,
that's righ! I forgot to tell you about the person who loves her more than
I do! His name is Will and he's about her age. Will loves his Hotaru very
much. I can see why! She's cute and sweet! He always has to look out for
her! Those other guys are always staring at her! She's such a sweety that
she has to beat the guys off with a stick! How cute! And that's not just
any old stick, you know! It's the deadly scythe of silence, the Silence
Glaive! It's a big old thing, you know! She just pulls it out and wacked
people with it! And Will thinks it's funny when she does that! Poor bad
people! Online, Will calls himself "Uiru." He has a Pokemon web site
somewhere. I'm sure that you could find his site if you searched on
Google. It's a cute site, but he doesn't update very often! I wonder why!
He's always out doing things with his Hotaru! I think it's amazing how
Will manages to meet his girlfriend when she lives in Japan! You see, he
lives in the Great White North. So, take off! You hosers! That's a long
way, eh? Eh? I think Hotaru got Will a nice tuke last Christmas. She also
wore a very cute and sexy Santa outfit! Here is a picture of her in that
outfit!
http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~uw6n-tki/hotaru/Xmas2000.JPG
It had a very short skirt and Will told me that he could see her panties!
I wonder if Hotaru would have smacked him if he told her about that?
Probably not. She would probably let him -- er, I better not go into that!
Anyway, ten-thirty, the other night, Will told me that Hotaru was sleeping
in his bed! They were having a papper BM. Apparently, Hotaru got up from
bed and had that papper BM. Then, Will became a piece of cheese to fix it
all up. Then, he carried her back to his bed! Imagine that! Then, they
played banjos! They had a good old time! Hotaru was doing the jig! Can you
believe that? They had a great big disco ball and everything! They then
invited about three hundred of their friends over at two in the morning.
Soon, it was nine in the evening the previous day and Hotaru was walking
backwards. Then, Will made her happy by cooking goat's milk. You'd think
that Hotaru wouldn't like milk, but she does like the look of it! It's
true! Oh! Speaking of Will and Hotaru, they're walking into the door right
now! Hey, Hotaru! Will! We're talking about you guys! Hey, Will! Hotaru's
cute! Will: She is! Ian: Are you guys Papper BM? Hotaru: Not right now!
Ian: I like cheese! Hotaru: So does Will! Ian: Meow meow! Everybody:
PURRRR! Ian: Anyway, you guys have to go, right? Aw! Well, bye bye! Have
fun! Take care of Hotaru, Will! Will: Will will take care of his Pie! Ian:
Great! Bye bye! I like Hotaru! She's cute! She's a great pie! Why don't
all of you readers have some Hotaru pie? She's a great pie! How is she a
pie? She's cute and sweet and, well, there are other reasons that I
shouldn't discuss here! Just for the sake of argument, Hotaru is a pie.
Would you like to see the cute outfit that Hotaru was wearing the other
day? It's cute!
http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~uw6n-tki/hotaru/hotaru103.jpg
I asked her if she was wearing panties at the time, and she said she
wasn't! How naughty! Will thought it was funny! Poor Hotaru! Hotaru's
cute! She's also a great sailor soldier! What? I didn't tell you that she
was a sailor soldier? She is! She's a cute sailor soldier! She's the
soldier of destruction! When she brings down the Silence Glaive, she
destroys the world! It's true! She has a nice weapon! It's big and
impressive! Hotaru's cute, too! She's cute and sweet! Sweet and cute!
Lovely and happy! Nice and cute! I have to tell you that she's cute. Do
you know how cute she is? She's the cutest cutie! She's a cute cutie! A
cutie among cuties! I think she's the cutest cutie that ever lived!
Because Hotaru, I think, is cute! The formula is Hotaru = Cute. She's
cute! Will sure thinks so! He tells me about her all the time! Did you
know that guard dogs think she's cute! Did you know that guard gods also
think she's cute! It's true! I can talk to them all! They're like cops!
Horseys are like cops because they're nice! Nice horseys! Nice cops! Cops
aren't like regular police officers. In this case, cops are cheese heads!
That's right! Cheese is nice! Did you know that there's a "hot" in Hotaru?
It's true! Hotaru's very hot! She's nice and cute! Will told me that
there's a "hot" in Hotaru. It's very true! I wonder if she's PAPPER BM
right now? I'm wondering because spirits are in the bodies of animales are
papper BM and have too much PAPPER. Sailor Saturn is cute! Cute and sweet!
Sweet and cute! Did you know that Hotaru has a boyfriend? It's true! I'll
tell you about him. His name is Uiru. I don't think I've ever talked about
him before. I'll tell you about him. His name is Uiru, but his real name
is Will! That's right, Will. He's not very PAPPER BM and too much PAPPER!
The Temple of Kleenex is PAPPER BM because I lived there before. Hotaru's
cute! Hotaru's cute! Dies gaudii! Dies irae? Minime! Dies gaudii! Ita
vero! Hotaru pulchra puella est! Hotaru's a very beautiful girl! She is!
She's sweet and fun! She's a pie! Not a potato pie! Not an apple pie!
She's her own sort of pie! She's a sweet and tasty pie! Will tasted her
before! I wonder if she'll let me have a taste? I don't know! Oh! Did you
all know that Hotaru loves to wear bikinis? She does! She wore a thong for
Will the other day! She wore it to the beach, but she didn't walk around
very much! She was kind of shy about it, because part of her cute little
butt was showing! That's the point of a thong, right? Hotaru's a cute
cutie! She's cute and sweet! Do you know what? Will and I always like to
talk about Hotaru and her bikinis on ICQ! You should see our ICQ
histories! We just go on and on and on about how Hotaru's cute! She's very
cute! She looks great in bikinis! The smaller the bikini, the better! It's
true! She's a cutie! Maybe you other girls should wear nice thong bikinis,
too! I think Hotaru would think horseys are funny! Horseys are nice!
Hotaru's nice and cute and sweet! She's lots of fun! YAY! She's great!
Hotaru's a cutie! You should see how cute she is when she's in her bikini!
Uiru loves it when she's walking around on the beach! Bikini voyeur, I
tell you! It's pretty funny! Uiru is pretty sneaky, I tell you! Hotaru's
cute! You should see when she's blushing! It's true! Hotaru's great!
Wouldn't you also like to have such a nice pie? She's a lovely and sweet
pie! She's my favorite pie! Uiru's favorite pie is also Hotaru! What a
concept!
I don't think Rei would be that rude. Besides, Hotaru isn't really as weak
as she is when we first meet her. Maybe Hotaru and Rei could wear bikinis
together! I wonder if they'd be good friends? Hotaru's not at all
annoyiing! She's cute and sweet! I think Rei would like Hotaru's kindness!
Who wouldn't love her? Hotaru's a cutie! She's lovely and happy when she's
wearing thong bikinis! Do you know what bikinis are? Bikinis are these
things that women wear at the beach! It's true! Bikinis are usually pretty
small and Hotaru wears them! I like Hotaru. I like bikinis. I like Hotarus
in bikinis. I like bikinis on Hotarus. Uiru likes Hotaru. Hotaru likes
Uiru. Cheese is nice. Meow. There should be a cheese bikini! There should
be a bikini cheese! Do you like mice? Bikini mice? Imagine Hotaru in a
cheese outfit! Imagine Hotaru in a government cheese outfit! Once upon a
time, there was Hotaru and was wearing nothing but bikinis! Three of them
at a time! A black one, a red one, and a green one! Then, Uiru can along
and took her picture! It was funny because Hotaru is PAPPER BM! Rei and
Hotaru are nice. They wouldn't hurt each other unless something happened
to both of them! Something bad! They're cute and sweet! Hotaru's a pie! Do
you suppose Rei is a pie? I don't think so. If Rei was a pie, what kind of
pie would she be? A cheese pie? Do you think Hotaru is a black hole? I
don't think so. Black holes really suck because, well, they suck! Hotaru's
cute! She doesn't suck! Then again, Uiru might know something I do. She's
cute and nice! She doesn't suck in the sense of "not good" or whatever.
She's a cutie! Wouldn't you like to have a taste of that cute and sweet
pie? Uiru would like to have a taste! Meow! See! A kitty! Don't you want
to see a kitty! I heard that Hotaru even has a nice kitty! Nice and purry
and furry one! Would you like a kitty? I do! I have a kitty! His name is
Fritz! There's this picture out there that has Hotaru sleeping with her
kitty! It's a cute kitty! Uiru likes Hotaru's cute little kitty! Kitties
are cute. Don't you think so, too? People like apple pie, but I like
Hotaru pie! Don't you want a pie? Expansion is a PAPPER BM. Did you know
that bikinis are expensive? Maybe I could wear a bikini! I could find the
smallest bikini I can find! Then Hotaru can wear it when I'm done! I would
look funny in a bikini! I'm a hairy guy, and I would look icky! Yuck! On
the other hand, Hotaru waxes a lot! She likes to wax her bikini area a
lot! It makes her feel clean! Imagine that! Uiru likes how Hotaru's legs
are smooth! Goat cheese! Hotaru's cute!
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=== Ian Andreas Miller || Hotaru-chan lover. ===
======= http://antares7.prettyodango.net/ ======
ICQ: 9968963 | AIM: IanAMiller | Hotaru is cute.
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Jerilyn
~-^
Rei
"Time is the fire in which we all burn, and I'm burnt to a crisp."
Ian Andreas Miller
> *grin* And I thought I was obssesive about Rei...
People say that I'm obsessed with Hotaru, but I don't think so.
I just love her to bits!
Robert Hutchinson
> People say that I'm obsessed with Hotaru, but I don't think so.
>
> I just love her to bits!
I just thought you were a fan.
Before today.
--
Christ, that's annoying
Robert Hutchinson | "Things and actions are what they are, and the
| consequences of them will be what they will be:
| why then should we desire to be deceived?"
| -- Joseph Butler, Bishop of Durham, 1692–1752
Jerilyn
Ian Andreas Miller
> >1. Cute!
> >
>
> You forgot goth? ^_^
She's goth? I didn't know that.
I should say that she's nice. Very nice. Like horseys.
Ian Andreas Miller
> I just thought you were a fan.
>
> Before today.
You're right. I'm not just a fan.
> Christ, that's annoying
I'll do more if you'd like.
Ian Andreas Miller
> >I should say that she's nice. Very nice. Like horseys.
>
That's right! Hotaru's not mean and nasty! She's cute and sweet!
I still think Robert is really Hotaru.
Jerilyn
her. I was like "Holy crap, they have goths in Japan?"
My sister about killed me...;)
*used to hate Sailor Moon...but I'm better now*
Ian Andreas Miller
> I'd have to agree with the goth...that's what I said the first time I ever saw
> her. I was like "Holy crap, they have goths in Japan?"
It's annoying to see people saying that she wears just black. I wonder
whether those people had even seen the anime or manga.
When she first appears in the manga, she explains why she wears what she
does. And it really has nothing to do with being goth. Besides, it's
not like she avoids people because she doesn't want to have friends.
She avoids them and they avoid her because, among other things, of how
the creature inside her decides to take over for a while. (It's more
than just the "icky" and "gross" thing, you know.)
Her body's dependence on the creature that eventually becomes Mistress 9
is the antithesis of what most goths stand for.
Robert Hutchinson
> phant wrote:
> > >I should say that she's nice. Very nice. Like horseys.
> >
> > That explains why ChibiUsa likes her. ^_^
>
> That's right! Hotaru's not mean and nasty! She's cute and sweet!
>
> I still think Robert is really Hotaru.
I still think Ian is confusing kindergarten with Usenet.
--
Is oo annoying 'nuff?
Peregrine
<snip>
Oookay...
> Here are my top ten adjectives to describe Hotaru:
>
> 10. Kind
> 9. Gentle
> 8. Slender
> 7. Brilliant
> 6. Fun
> 5. Happy
> 4. Soft
> 3. Great
> 2. Sweet
>
> And my number one adjective to describe Hotaru:
>
> 1. Cute!
All of which apply to Ami-sama just as well (or better) ;p
>
> Now, it's time to look at all of those nice and cute and sweet and pretty
> and fun and great Hotaru bikini images! Here are Ian's reviews!
<snip>
They have medications for this now, right?
--
Peregrine-pyo
Vehemently opposed to a Stars TV dub (just clarifying).
"In the name of love and calmness, Magician Shinobu appears!"
-Shinobu-chan, Love Hina Ep. 8
"...so I watched the rest of the series and I was thinking,
'Okay, now I'm ready. I'll understand it this time.' [looks at
Ikuhara]
'What the hell?'"
- Crispin Freeman on the Utena Movie