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[NeoMercury]

Kouri no Taka writeth:
>NeoMercury wrote:
>>
>> Mord...errr...Dion...<mutter> wrote:
>
>Surely you can learn to adjust, Alison -_^
>

<gag> I will try, Matthew. ;P

>> >On Wed, 27 May 1998, Joe Gerber wrote:
>> ><snip>
>> >> >>But of course--it's a new season, so of course there have to be new
>> >> >>bad guys..I mean contributors. ^^;;;;;
>> >>
>> >> > So...pretty soon we can count on an annoying kid falling
>> >> >from the sky, complete with a gun and a diabetes inducing smile?
>> >> > O_o;; Get me outta heeeere...
>> >>
>> >> Possibly, but first we can count on a bratty pair masquerading as
>> >> brother and sister trying to get reply energy to revive their tree
>> >> with.
>> >
>>
>> Well, I guess that makes Icefalcon the female part of the
>pair.
>> ;P
>
><drily> Which makes you the male part, of course.
>

Better to be a girl wearing pants than a guy wearing a
skirt, ne? <evil chuckle> I can pull this Haruka thing off, no problem...heh
heh... ... cripes.

>> > From out of the sky, a chibified Mord falls to land flat on his
>> >face. Looking up, he sees Joe. "DADDY!"
>> >
>> > <sweatdrops>
>
>Ah, this makes things interesting. What a winding web is the
>One Word Reply family ...

:d <little ideas begin clicking on and off in the dark realm
known as NeoMerc's mind...>
Dear god, this is going to start growing into something we
cannot control... The mutated cousin of OW!R, kept all its life in the damp,
cold attic with nothing to eat but fish heads...

>
>> > "So I set the time machine back a little too far. Sue me." ^_^
>
>"So you mean Grampa? ^^; No, wait, that's Beej ... kami-sama ...
>

"Where the hell has Beej been, anyway? I'm considering
sending a search party..."

>> "Very well," replied the ever-watchful NeoMercury,
>tallying up
>> complete child care costs and expenses. ^_-
>
>And they're in Otaku dollars, no less.
>

Silly falcon! Otaku dollars are for OW!R ^_-

>> >--
>> >Dion C. Torraville
>> >http://www.tou.com/host/Mordenkainen/
>> >"Dammit Dion, why did I have to be the sister?"
>> >"Cause I said so bro."
>
>Oh, those two ... then forget what I said ... <edges toward door>
>

Naninaninani? Oh...wait...heeeeey... ~>|

>> "That's what you say! But we all know it's because my
>legs
>> look better in a sailor fuku!"
>
><laughs confusedly, yet loudly- shutting up the instant a certain
> NeoSenshi looks falcon way> Um, well, HA HA HA, you know how
>long it's been since he shaved his legs- I think I'll just
>leave now <scoots>

<sits down on the floor, indian style, staring at palms>
Now...if... if he's...the female version... then... and if it's Dion's
brother... yet... someone didn't shave their legs... <sigh> wait, I have to
start over.

>--
>
> -|-E the Icefalcon
>Shadow Galactica no Wars:
>http://members.tripod.com/~nyakun/smoon/smoon.html

Stunned,
--NeoMercury
Bishoujo Senshi Seeraa Muun Supaa Essu no Parodii...waitaminnit, you're not
tricking me into that again.

[Kouri no Taka and his Chocolate Mint Harukas]

NeoMercury wrote:
>
> Kouri no Taka writeth:
> >NeoMercury wrote:
> >>
> >> Mord...errr...Dion...<mutter> wrote:
> >
> >Surely you can learn to adjust, Alison -_^
> >
>
> <gag> I will try, Matthew. ;P

Heh. Kaioh, it's so .. odd seeing my name in text, like that ^^;

<snip: New enemies and the NAPHDC>

> >> >> Possibly, but first we can count on a bratty pair masquerading as
> >> >> brother and sister trying to get reply energy to revive their tree
> >> >> with.
> >> >
> >>
> >> Well, I guess that makes Icefalcon the female part of the
> >> pair. ;P
> >
> ><drily> Which makes you the male part, of course.
> >
>
> Better to be a girl wearing pants than a guy wearing a
> skirt, ne?

<facefaults> True ... but I wouldn't know. Ask James and Jarlad
about that ... 'sides, Ann has that cool alien uniform thingy ^_^

> <evil chuckle> I can pull this Haruka thing off, no problem...heh
> heh...

<blinks>

> ... cripes.

Four words: total lack of comprehension
(or better yet: "Nani? Nani?? Nani zo!?" )

> >> > From out of the sky, a chibified Mord falls to land flat on his
> >> >face. Looking up, he sees Joe. "DADDY!"
> >> >
> >> > <sweatdrops>
> >
> >Ah, this makes things interesting. What a winding web is the
> >One Word Reply family ...
>
> :d <little ideas begin clicking on and off in the dark realm
> known as NeoMerc's mind...>
> Dear god, this is going to start growing into something we
> cannot control...

Only if more people keep jumping in like this ^_^ Whoever said it was
ever in our control anyway? I'm just glad Dragonfire allows 100MB of
bandwith a *day*, or an interactive 1WR webpage'd never work.

> The mutated cousin of OW!R, kept all its life in the damp,
> cold attic with nothing to eat but fish heads...

And lemons.

> >> > "So I set the time machine back a little too far. Sue me." ^_^
> >
> >"So you mean Grampa? ^^; No, wait, that's Beej ... kami-sama ...
> >
>
> "Where the hell has Beej been, anyway? I'm considering
> sending a search party..."

"He was plugging his new CD page updates a while back ... Hey, BEEJ!
DOKO DA KA?"

> >> "Very well," replied the ever-watchful NeoMercury,
> >tallying up
> >> complete child care costs and expenses. ^_-
> >
> >And they're in Otaku dollars, no less.
> >
>
> Silly falcon! Otaku dollars are for OW!R ^_-

Ah, that's right, we have Castle dollars, which are worth less ^_^; My
bad.

> >> >--
> >> >Dion C. Torraville
> >> >http://www.tou.com/host/Mordenkainen/
> >> >"Dammit Dion, why did I have to be the sister?"
> >> >"Cause I said so bro."
> >
> >Oh, those two ... then forget what I said ... <edges toward door>
> >
>
> Naninaninani? Oh...wait...heeeeey... ~>|

NeoMerc heads for the door, but the phone rings. A voice is
heard on the other end, very faint: "Too late, I'm gone! KI number
fifty-five!"

> >> "That's what you say! But we all know it's because my
> >legs
> >> look better in a sailor fuku!"
> >
> ><laughs confusedly, yet loudly- shutting up the instant a certain
> > NeoSenshi looks falcon way> Um, well, HA HA HA, you know how
> >long it's been since he shaved his legs- I think I'll just
> >leave now <scoots>
>
> <sits down on the floor, indian style, staring at palms>

Now sit full lotus! <kefkalaugh>

> Now...if... if he's...the female version...

Fact one: I am the Ann-equivilent.

> then... and if it's Dion's brother...

Fact two: I am also Alan (!?)

> yet... someone didn't shave their legs... <sigh> wait, I have to
> start over.

I have no idea what I meant by that.

> Stunned,
> --NeoMercury
> Bishoujo Senshi Seeraa Muun Supaa Essu no Parodii...waitaminnit, you're not
> tricking me into that again.

<chuckles> But you'd make a GOOD Fisheye parody! <runs>

Question, though: Is it Super S or Supers? On the eyecatch,
it says "Seeraa Muun Suupaasu!"

[NeoMercury]

Kouri no Taka wrote:
>NeoMercury wrote:
>>
>> Kouri no Taka writeth:
>> >NeoMercury wrote:
>> >>
>> >> Mord...errr...Dion...<mutter> wrote:
>> >
>> >Surely you can learn to adjust, Alison -_^
>> >
>>
>> <gag> I will try, Matthew. ;P
>
>Heh. Kaioh, it's so .. odd seeing my name in text, like that ^^;

Agreed. I'll be sure to keep that in mind. ^_-

>
><snip: New enemies and the NAPHDC>

Aw. :*(

>> >> >> Possibly, but first we can count on a bratty pair masquerading as
>> >> >> brother and sister trying to get reply energy to revive their tree
>> >> >> with.
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> Well, I guess that makes Icefalcon the female part of the
>> >> pair. ;P
>> >
>> ><drily> Which makes you the male part, of course.
>> >
>>
>> Better to be a girl wearing pants than a guy wearing a
>> skirt, ne?
>
><facefaults> True ... but I wouldn't know. Ask James and Jarlad
>about that ... 'sides, Ann has that cool alien uniform thingy ^_^
>

They both have a cool alien uniform thingy. ^_- Besides,
Alan has a flute! ^_^

>> <evil chuckle> I can pull this Haruka thing off, no problem...heh
>> heh...
>
><blinks>
>

<coughs> uhh...

>> ... cripes.
>
>Four words: total lack of comprehension
>(or better yet: "Nani? Nani?? Nani zo!?" )
>

Two words: Moving on.
(or better yet: "Nandemo, nandemo..."

>> >> > From out of the sky, a chibified Mord falls to land flat on his
>> >> >face. Looking up, he sees Joe. "DADDY!"
>> >> >
>> >> > <sweatdrops>
>> >
>> >Ah, this makes things interesting. What a winding web is the
>> >One Word Reply family ...
>>
>> :d <little ideas begin clicking on and off in the dark
>realm
>> known as NeoMerc's mind...>
>> Dear god, this is going to start growing into something
>we
>> cannot control...
>
>Only if more people keep jumping in like this ^_^ Whoever said it was
>ever in our control anyway? I'm just glad Dragonfire allows 100MB of
>bandwith a *day*, or an interactive 1WR webpage'd never work.
>

True. Nice to see new faces ... what webpage? O_O ^_- Last I
heard Mord's was down.

>> The mutated cousin of OW!R, kept all its life in the damp,
>> cold attic with nothing to eat but fish heads...
>
>And lemons.
>

Nani y---......oh. heh heh. Yeah. And lemons. A whole lot
of lemons. <snicker>

>> >> > "So I set the time machine back a little too far. Sue me." ^_^
>> >
>> >"So you mean Grampa? ^^; No, wait, that's Beej ... kami-sama ...
>> >
>>
>> "Where the hell has Beej been, anyway? I'm considering
>> sending a search party..."
>
>"He was plugging his new CD page updates a while back ... Hey, BEEJ!
> DOKO DA KA?"
>

*crickets chirp in the background*

>> >> "Very well," replied the ever-watchful NeoMercury,
>> >tallying up
>> >> complete child care costs and expenses. ^_-
>> >
>> >And they're in Otaku dollars, no less.
>> >
>>
>> Silly falcon! Otaku dollars are for OW!R ^_-
>
>Ah, that's right, we have Castle dollars, which are worth less ^_^; My
>bad.
>

LoL...we're the Canadian Otaku Wars!. ^_-

>> >> >--
>> >> >Dion C. Torraville
>> >> >http://www.tou.com/host/Mordenkainen/
>> >> >"Dammit Dion, why did I have to be the sister?"
>> >> >"Cause I said so bro."
>> >
>> >Oh, those two ... then forget what I said ... <edges toward door>
>> >
>>
>> Naninaninani? Oh...wait...heeeeey... ~>|
>
>NeoMerc heads for the door, but the phone rings. A voice is
>heard on the other end, very faint: "Too late, I'm gone! KI number
>fifty-five!"
>

"Wow, you have a good memory," replies NeoMerc,
stalling for time as she traces the call... ^_-

>> >> "That's what you say! But we all know it's because my
>> >legs
>> >> look better in a sailor fuku!"
>> >
>> ><laughs confusedly, yet loudly- shutting up the instant a certain
>> > NeoSenshi looks falcon way> Um, well, HA HA HA, you know how
>> >long it's been since he shaved his legs- I think I'll just
>> >leave now <scoots>
>>
>> <sits down on the floor, indian style, staring at
>palms>
>
>Now sit full lotus! <kefkalaugh>
>

Ummm...no. <Urdlaughs>

>> Now...if... if he's...the female version...
>
>Fact one: I am the Ann-equivilent.
>

Aww...kawaii!

>> then... and if it's Dion's brother...
>
>Fact two: I am also Alan (!?)
>

Hey, waitaminnit...

>> yet... someone didn't shave their legs... <sigh> wait, I have to
>> start over.
>
>I have no idea what I meant by that.
>

Me either. ^_-

>> Stunned,
>> --NeoMercury
>> Bishoujo Senshi Seeraa Muun Supaa Essu no Parodii...waitaminnit, you're not
>> tricking me into that again.
>
><chuckles> But you'd make a GOOD Fisheye parody! <runs>
>

Oh? Vraiment? Bien, merci... <evil laugh> Maintenant,
je veux voir ton beau reve... ^_-

>Question, though: Is it Super S or Supers? On the eyecatch,
>it says "Seeraa Muun Suupaasu!"

Supers...but I like saying "Supaa Essu" because it's cute.
:/ On the eyecatch I've seen, they said "Seeraa Muuuuuuun", and that's all.
^^;;;

--NeoMercury
la la la never give up gambaru wa...

[Kouri no Taka and his Chocolate Mint Harukas]

NeoMercury wrote:
>
<snipping begins here>

> >Heh. Kaioh, it's so .. odd seeing my name in text, like that ^^;
>
> Agreed. I'll be sure to keep that in mind. ^_-

Eh!? ... oooops ...

> ><snip: New enemies and the NAPHDC>
>
> Aw. :*(

<blinks> N-nani?

<continued here (1WR R villains, Eeru to An) >

> >> >> Well, I guess that makes Icefalcon the female part of the
> >> >> pair. ;P
> >> >
> >> ><drily> Which makes you the male part, of course.
> >> >
> >>
> >> Better to be a girl wearing pants than a guy wearing a
> >> skirt, ne?
> >
> ><facefaults> True ... but I wouldn't know. Ask James and Jarlad
> >about that ... 'sides, Ann has that cool alien uniform thingy ^_^
> >
>
> They both have a cool alien uniform thingy. ^_-

Yeah ... so ... I don't have to worry about a dress that much ...
although I don't think my hair would look all that good in pink
and blue ... especially *pastel* pink and blue ...

> Besides, Alan has a flute! ^_^

<shrugs> Yeah, well ... I can't play the flute all that well.
Now, if only Ann had a piano ^^;

> >> <evil chuckle> I can pull this Haruka thing off, no problem...heh
> >> heh...
> >
> ><blinks>
> >
>
> <coughs> uhh...

Ki ni shinai. I have this strong feeling I do not want to know ...

<Mord IS Chibiusa!>

> >> >Ah, this makes things interesting. What a winding web is the
> >> >One Word Reply family ...
> >>
> >> :d <little ideas begin clicking on and off in the dark
> >realm
> >> known as NeoMerc's mind...>
> >> Dear god, this is going to start growing into something
> >we
> >> cannot control...
> >
> >Only if more people keep jumping in like this ^_^ Whoever said it was
> >ever in our control anyway? I'm just glad Dragonfire allows 100MB of
> >bandwith a *day*, or an interactive 1WR webpage'd never work.
> >
>
> True. Nice to see new faces ...

Just so that the Castle don't get *too* crowded.

> what webpage? O_O ^_-

Just the one I was planning to do on Dragonfire, where ...
aw, what the heck. My plans were to write a little script that
would let people basically post to my web space. I'd keep up
to a megabyte of old posts. The best thing is, since everything
is done over the Internet, and not on USENET, there would be
no Formatians! And no limits on "Netscape can only allow
30k of input"! It could get almost as big as we wanted it
to, and no-one on the NG could complain ...

> Last I heard Mord's was down.

Well. Now you know.

> >> The mutated cousin of OW!R, kept all its life in the damp,
> >> cold attic with nothing to eat but fish heads...
> >
> >And lemons.
> >
>
> Nani y---......oh. heh heh. Yeah. And lemons. A whole lot
> of lemons. <snicker>

I really don't believe you forgot the lemons. <pause> Considering all
the ... interesting things that have come about because of them.

<Beej, the Absent, Mindless Replyian ... kinda redundant, ne? ^^; >

> >> >> "Very well," replied the ever-watchful NeoMercury,
> >> >tallying up
> >> >> complete child care costs and expenses. ^_-
> >> >
> >> >And they're in Otaku dollars, no less.
> >> >
> >>
> >> Silly falcon! Otaku dollars are for OW!R ^_-
> >
> >Ah, that's right, we have Castle dollars, which are worth less ^_^; My
> >bad.
> >
>
> LoL...we're the Canadian Otaku Wars!. ^_-

I dunno. I haven't seen Possum Lodge spring up anywhere yet (from
the Red Green Show). ...

<"Possum 911! What's your emergency?">

> >NeoMerc heads for the door, but the phone rings. A voice is
> >heard on the other end, very faint: "Too late, I'm gone! KI number
> >fifty-five!"
> >
>
> "Wow, you have a good memory," replies NeoMerc,

"No, just guessing. *click dooooooooooooooooo*"

> stalling for time as she traces the call... ^_-

Somewhere, far away, evil laughter is heard ...

<Thin ice>

> >> <sits down on the floor, indian style, staring at
> >palms>
> >
> >Now sit full lotus! <kefkalaugh>
> >
>
> Ummm...no. <Urdlaughs>

... do you have ANY idea how hard it is to find that particular
WAV? ... anyone know of any - I mean any - AMG! media sites?

> >> Now...if... if he's...the female version...
> >
> >Fact one: I am the Ann-equivilent.
> >
>
> Aww...kawaii!

<KI#56>

> >> then... and if it's Dion's brother...
> >
> >Fact two: I am also Alan (!?)
> >
>
> Hey, waitaminnit...

Wasn't my idea ... hey, don't blame me ... blame Mord! He's
the one that typed that! ^_-

> >> Stunned,
> >> --NeoMercury
> >> Bishoujo Senshi Seeraa Muun Supaa Essu no Parodii...waitaminnit, you're not
> >> tricking me into that again.
> >
> ><chuckles> But you'd make a GOOD Fisheye parody! <runs>
> >
>
> Oh? Vraiment? Bien, merci... <evil laugh> Maintenant,
> je veux voir ton beau reve... ^_-

<whines> Mais je ne veux pas mourir encore ...

> >Question, though: Is it Super S or Supers? On the eyecatch,
> >it says "Seeraa Muun Suupaasu!"
>
> Supers...but I like saying "Supaa Essu" because it's cute. :/

<blinks> So ... you *are* Chibiusa?

> On the eyecatch I've seen, they said "Seeraa Muuuuuuun", and that's all. ^^;;;

... sou da. I was thinking of the "S" eyecatch ("Seeraa Mun Suuupaa!"),
but the kana on the ... um ... Supers Memorial Box CD cover reads ...
wait a minute, that's roman letters .. ah, here we go. The episode title
and eyecatch track titles are (exactly as written) "Suupaazu sabutaitoru
<unfamiliar kanji>" and "Suupaasu aikyachi <same kanji", respectively.
Suupaazu. Supers. <shrugs>

> --NeoMercury
> la la la never give up gambaru wa...

o_O Those actual lyrics? Or are you slower to pick up words than I am?
--

-|-E the Icefalcon
<who just found an MPEG movie of the Evangelion OP, and is downloading
it right now ... gotta love Microsoft ActiveMovie!>

[NeoMercury]

Kouri no Taka wrote:
>NeoMercury wrote:
>>
><snipping begins here>
>> >Heh. Kaioh, it's so .. odd seeing my name in text, like that ^^;
>>
>> Agreed. I'll be sure to keep that in mind. ^_-
>
>Eh!? ... oooops ...
>

<Galaxialaugh> Indeed. One should be careful
concerning what one says in this kingdom. ^_-

>> ><snip: New enemies and the NAPHDC>
>>
>> Aw. :*(
>
><blinks> N-nani?
>

It was fun. ^^;

><continued here (1WR R villains, Eeru to An) >

<SNIP>

>> They both have a cool alien uniform thingy. ^_-
>
>Yeah ... so ... I don't have to worry about a dress that much ...
>although I don't think my hair would look all that good in pink
>and blue ... especially *pastel* pink and blue ...
>

<another failed attempt to hold in laughter> But you
get a lot of earrings! ^_^

>> Besides, Alan has a flute! ^_^
>
><shrugs> Yeah, well ... I can't play the flute all that well.

Nyah nyah. ^_- <does a gleeful dance at her insightful
choice of instrument so many years ago...>

>Now, if only Ann had a piano ^^;
>

She could for all we know. It was a nice apartment.
^_-

>> >> <evil chuckle> I can pull this Haruka thing off, no problem...heh
>> >> heh...
>> >
>> ><blinks>
>> >
>>
>> <coughs> uhh...
>
>Ki ni shinai. I have this strong feeling I do not want to know ...
>

It has nothing to do with Haruka...except the whole
"I'm a girl but I'll let you think I'm a guy" thing. 9_9

><Mord IS Chibiusa!>

The Replyians ARE running for the hills!

>> >> >Ah, this makes things interesting. What a winding web is the
>> >> >One Word Reply family ...
>> >>
>> >> :d <little ideas begin clicking on and off in the
>dark
>> >realm
>> >> known as NeoMerc's mind...>
>> >> Dear god, this is going to start growing into
>something
>> >we
>> >> cannot control...
>> >
>> >Only if more people keep jumping in like this ^_^ Whoever said it was
>> >ever in our control anyway? I'm just glad Dragonfire allows 100MB of
>> >bandwith a *day*, or an interactive 1WR webpage'd never work.
>> >
>>
>> True. Nice to see new faces ...
>
>Just so that the Castle don't get *too* crowded.
>

O_O [...] <runs to the hot tub>

>> what webpage? O_O ^_-
>
>Just the one I was planning to do on Dragonfire, where ...
>aw, what the heck. My plans were to write a little script that
>would let people basically post to my web space. I'd keep up
>to a megabyte of old posts. The best thing is, since everything
>is done over the Internet, and not on USENET, there would be
>no Formatians! And no limits on "Netscape can only allow
>30k of input"! It could get almost as big as we wanted it
>to, and no-one on the NG could complain ...
>

Aa, wakata... omoshiroi. <starry eyes>

>> >> The mutated cousin of OW!R, kept all its life in the damp,
>> >> cold attic with nothing to eat but fish heads...
>> >
>> >And lemons.
>> >
>>
>> Nani y---......oh. heh heh. Yeah. And lemons. A whole
>lot
>> of lemons. <snicker>
>
>I really don't believe you forgot the lemons. <pause> Considering all
>the ... interesting things that have come about because of them.
>

kyukyu... but what would you expect when Ecchi Muyo
is a regular visitor? ~>|

><Beej, the Absent, Mindless Replyian ... kinda redundant, ne? ^^; >
>> >> >> "Very well," replied the ever-watchful NeoMercury,
>> >> >tallying up
>> >> >> complete child care costs and expenses. ^_-
>> >> >
>> >> >And they're in Otaku dollars, no less.
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> Silly falcon! Otaku dollars are for OW!R ^_-
>> >
>> >Ah, that's right, we have Castle dollars, which are worth less ^_^; My
>> >bad.
>> >
>>
>> LoL...we're the Canadian Otaku Wars!. ^_-
>
>I dunno. I haven't seen Possum Lodge spring up anywhere yet (from
>the Red Green Show). ...
>

<sweatdrop> H...hai.

><"Possum 911! What's your emergency?">

hora hora hora... o_O;;

>> >NeoMerc heads for the door, but the phone rings. A voice is
>> >heard on the other end, very faint: "Too late, I'm gone! KI number
>> >fifty-five!"
>> >
>>
>> "Wow, you have a good memory," replies NeoMerc,
>
>"No, just guessing. *click dooooooooooooooooo*"
>

"*click dooooooooooooooo*"? mumbled the Senshi.
"Why do I have such a bad feeling about this?"

>> stalling for time as she traces the call... ^_-
>
>Somewhere, far away, evil laughter is heard ...
>

...and a meteor falls from the sky... a pair of
cats approach the impact area to investigate... ^_-

><Thin ice>
>> >> <sits down on the floor, indian style, staring at
>> >palms>
>> >
>> >Now sit full lotus! <kefkalaugh>
>> >
>>
>> Ummm...no. <Urdlaughs>
>
> ... do you have ANY idea how hard it is to find that particular
>WAV? ... anyone know of any - I mean any - AMG! media sites?
>

Nani? There's an Urd laughing wav? <sigh> I've
nae seen even one...OMG! isn't very popular in its anime form, I guess. :/

>> >> Now...if... if he's...the female version...
>> >
>> >Fact one: I am the Ann-equivilent.
>> >
>>
>> Aww...kawaii!
>
><KI#56>
>

<SD-Minako smile>

>> >> then... and if it's Dion's brother...
>> >
>> >Fact two: I am also Alan (!?)
>> >
>>
>> Hey, waitaminnit...
>
>Wasn't my idea ... hey, don't blame me ... blame Mord! He's
>the one that typed that! ^_-
>

Blame ... Mord ... Wh...Why is that so
familiar? ^_-

>> >> Stunned,
>> >> --NeoMercury
>> >> Bishoujo Senshi Seeraa Muun Supaa Essu no Parodii...waitaminnit, you're
>not
>> >> tricking me into that again.
>> >
>> ><chuckles> But you'd make a GOOD Fisheye parody! <runs>
>> >
>>
>> Oh? Vraiment? Bien, merci... <evil laugh>
>Maintenant,
>> je veux voir ton beau reve... ^_-
>
><whines> Mais je ne veux pas mourir encore ...
>

Ah, tant pis! Je suis mauvaise, tu sais, si, tu dois
mourir. Peut-etre je vais donner un Amichan au Chocolat a toi, pour etre tres
fort. ;P

>> >Question, though: Is it Super S or Supers? On the eyecatch,
>> >it says "Seeraa Muun Suupaasu!"
>>
>> Supers...but I like saying "Supaa Essu" because it's
>cute. :/
>
><blinks> So ... you *are* Chibiusa?
>

Um...no. <pause> I'm NeoMercury. Nice to meet you.

>> On the eyecatch I've seen, they said "Seeraa Muuuuuuun", and that's all.
>^^;;;
>
> ... sou da. I was thinking of the "S" eyecatch ("Seeraa Mun Suuupaa!"),

I love that one! n_n n_n n_n

>but the kana on the ... um ... Supers Memorial Box CD cover reads ...

<sound of an ocean liner falling from the sky>

>wait a minute, that's roman letters .. ah, here we go. The episode title
>and eyecatch track titles are (exactly as written) "Suupaazu sabutaitoru
><unfamiliar kanji>" and "Suupaasu aikyachi <same kanji", respectively.
>Suupaazu. Supers. <shrugs>
>

Supers...subtitle... supers...eyecatch...WOW!
^_-

>> --NeoMercury
>> la la la never give up gambaru wa...
>
>o_O Those actual lyrics? Or are you slower to pick up words than I am?

erk! Thou hast wounded me to the quick... they're
lyrics from Rashiku Ikimashou. You should know, eh? ^_-

>--
>
> -|-E the Icefalcon
><who just found an MPEG movie of the Evangelion OP, and is downloading
> it right now ... gotta love Microsoft ActiveMovie!>

Oy...um...hai? o_O

--NeoMercury
who will finally get to hear Usagi's "When The Saints Go Marching In"
today...yaaaaaaaay! n_n**

[Arty!]

Kouri no Taka and his Chocolate Mint Harukas wrote:

> > --NeoMercury
> > la la la never give up gambaru wa...
>
> o_O Those actual lyrics? Or are you slower to pick up words than I am?

*Arty butts into conversation* Those are actual lyrics, but I'm not sure
if that's what you're asking, KnT. ^^;; However, Ms. NMC did type gam
instead of gan. Naughty girl.

(Heh, I didn't call you Icefalcon-san!)

I love that song so much, that I'm just going to try to type lyrics now.
la la la never give up, ganbaru wa
kono *hmmhmmhmmmmhm* kaketeru no
oki oki, tokineku no

Crap, I give up. And I have the lyrics in front of me.
Determined to brush up on my Japanese this summer,
Arty

[Kouri no Taka and his Chocolate Mint Harukas]

Arty! wrote:
>
> Kouri no Taka and his Chocolate Mint Harukas wrote:
>

<snip>

> > o_O Those actual lyrics? Or are you slower to pick up words than I am?
>

> *Arty butts into conversation* Those are actual lyrics, but I'm not sure
> if that's what you're asking, KnT. ^^;;

Yeah. That's ... what I'm asking. To what, though? <shrugs>

> However, Ms. NMC did type gam instead of gan. Naughty girl.
>
> (Heh, I didn't call you Icefalcon-san!)

<cheers erupt ^^; >

> I love that song so much, that I'm just going to try to type lyrics now.

Um ... what song? ^^;

> la la la never give up, ganbaru wa
> kono *hmmhmmhmmmmhm* kaketeru no
> oki oki, tokineku no
>
> Crap, I give up. And I have the lyrics in front of me.
> Determined to brush up on my Japanese this summer,

Amen! ... though about the most effective way I can think
of is study kanji and hope I pick up the associated
vocabulary ^_^;; Well, kill two birds with one stone,
ne?

> Arty
--

-|-E the Icefalcon
Nepuchyuun ni + OSDF no
kawatte oshioki \ / Nyakun (Michiru no Ci)
zo! + >O< + Yaten no Elerysian
/ \ Icefalchon no Ryoko (et al) -_^;
+

[NeoMercury]

Arty-san wrote:
>Kouri no Taka and his Chocolate Mint Harukas wrote:
>

>> > --NeoMercury
>> > la la la never give up gambaru wa...

>>
>> o_O Those actual lyrics? Or are you slower to pick up words than I am?
>
>*Arty butts into conversation* Those are actual lyrics, but I'm not sure

>if that's what you're asking, KnT. ^^;; However, Ms. NMC did type gam

>instead of gan. Naughty girl.

Ano...Arty-san, it can go either way. It's like senpai and
sempai, Fiole and Fiore. Ms & Ns are interchangeable. ^^;;

>
>(Heh, I didn't call you Icefalcon-san!)
>

<piku>

>I love that song so much, that I'm just going to try to type lyrics now.

>la la la never give up, ganbaru wa
>kono *hmmhmmhmmmmhm* kaketeru no
>oki oki, tokineku no

<grabs a microphone>
La La La Never Give Up, Gambaru wa!
Kono shoubu ni kaketeru no
Uki Uki Tokimeku no
Shishunki eiji, kakikai OK
koi suru porifiiru!

And so on and so forth... ^_-

--NeoMercury
Who, most unfortunately, had Sanji no Yosei in her head for some time today.
Moral of the story? Keep your friends away from the SuperS movie...

[Arty!]

Kouri no Taka, who sold out to the outer senshi and is now the target of
True Reichanians everywhere ^_-, wrote:

> Arty! wrote:
> >
> > (Heh, I didn't call you Icefalcon-san!)
>

> <cheers erupt ^^; >

*bows*

>
> > I love that song so much, that I'm just going to try to type lyrics now.
>

> Um ... what song? ^^;

Rashiku Ikimashoo. Quite possibly my favorite song. ^_^

> >
> > Crap, I give up. And I have the lyrics in front of me.
> > Determined to brush up on my Japanese this summer,
>
> Amen! ... though about the most effective way I can think
> of is study kanji and hope I pick up the associated
> vocabulary ^_^;; Well, kill two birds with one stone,
> ne?

Suppose it's worth a try, eh? But right now the only kanji I know is the
one for tsuki. ^_^;; BTW, your little IcePlayer has got some outstanding
selections on it, IMO. ^_^

Listening to "tsuki ni kawatte..."

Arty!

[Arty!]

NeoMercury wrote:
>
> Arty-san wrote:
> >Kouri no Taka and his Chocolate Mint Harukas wrote:
> >
> >> > --NeoMercury
> >> > la la la never give up gambaru wa...
> >>
> >

> >*Arty butts into conversation* Those are actual lyrics, but I'm not sure
> >if that's what you're asking, KnT. ^^;; However, Ms. NMC did type gam
> >instead of gan. Naughty girl.
>
> Ano...Arty-san, it can go either way. It's like senpai and
> sempai, Fiole and Fiore. Ms & Ns are interchangeable. ^^;;

^^;; But my little book says n! You know, the book? The one with the CD?
The Taiwanese knock-off....eheh. Moving along...

> >I love that song so much, that I'm just going to try to type lyrics now.

> >la la la never give up, ganbaru wa
> >kono *hmmhmmhmmmmhm* kaketeru no
> >oki oki, tokineku no
>
> <grabs a microphone>
> La La La Never Give Up, Gambaru wa!
> Kono shoubu ni kaketeru no
> Uki Uki Tokimeku no
> Shishunki eiji, kakikai OK
> koi suru porifiiru!
>
> And so on and so forth... ^_-
>

WOOHOO! Go, NeoMercury-Chan! Between your singing and Okaasan's music
player, my day has been greatly brightened. ^_^

A cheery Arty

[Kouri no Taka and his Chocolate Mint Harukas]

NeoMercury wrote:
>
> Kouri no Taka wrote:
> >NeoMercury wrote:
> >>
> ><snipping begins here>
> >> >Heh. Kaioh, it's so .. odd seeing my name in text, like that ^^;
> >>
> >> Agreed. I'll be sure to keep that in mind. ^_-
> >
> >Eh!? ... oooops ...
> >
>
> <Galaxialaugh>

<sigh> Sugooooooooii ... sugoi Galaxia-sama ...

> Indeed. One should be careful concerning what one says in this kingdom. ^_-

Yeah. But these bracelets chafe my- nevermind. I said nothing.

> >> ><snip: New enemies and the NAPHDC>
> >>
> >> Aw. :*(
> >
> ><blinks> N-nani?
>
> It was fun. ^^;

<blinks> Wakaranai ...

> ><continued here (1WR R villains, Eeru to An) >
> <SNIP>
> >> They both have a cool alien uniform thingy. ^_-
> >
> >Yeah ... so ... I don't have to worry about a dress that much ...
> >although I don't think my hair would look all that good in pink
> >and blue ... especially *pastel* pink and blue ...
> >
>
> <another failed attempt to hold in laughter> But you
> get a lot of earrings! ^_^

I don't *care* about the earrings. ... well, so long as I don't have
to wear a dress <tries to picture self in Ann's school uniform and
nearly falls out of chair laughing>

> >> Besides, Alan has a flute! ^_^
> >
> ><shrugs> Yeah, well ... I can't play the flute all that well.
>
> Nyah nyah. ^_- <does a gleeful dance at her insightful
> choice of instrument so many years ago...>

<KI#58> If only I had better lung capacity ... I have a really quick
breathing rate. My science teacher said I hyperventilate ^^;;;

> >Now, if only Ann had a piano ^^;
>
> She could for all we know. It was a nice apartment.
> ^_-

Hmmmm ... well, I can sing better than her, too! ... technically ...
(well, it isn't all that difficult, is it?)

> >> >> <evil chuckle> I can pull this Haruka thing off, no problem...heh
> >> >> heh...
> >> >
> >> ><blinks>
> >> >
> >>
> >> <coughs> uhh...
> >
> >Ki ni shinai. I have this strong feeling I do not want to know ...
> >
>
> It has nothing to do with Haruka...

Oh. Well then.

> except the whole "I'm a girl but I'll let you think I'm a guy" thing. 9_9

<mouths "oh" in silent, sudden comprehension>

> ><Mord IS Chibiusa!>
>
> The Replyians ARE running for the hills!

We SOUND like StaCAtto Boy SHATner!

> >> >> :d <little ideas begin clicking on and off in the
> >> >> dark realm known as NeoMerc's mind...>
> >> >> Dear god, this is going to start growing into
> >> >> something we cannot control...
> >> >
> >> >Only if more people keep jumping in like this ^_^ Whoever said it was
> >> >ever in our control anyway? I'm just glad Dragonfire allows 100MB of
> >> >bandwith a *day*, or an interactive 1WR webpage'd never work.
> >> >
> >>
> >> True. Nice to see new faces ...
> >
> >Just so that the Castle don't get *too* crowded.
> >
>
> O_O [...] <runs to the hot tub>

Kyaaaa! <mumbles> And she claims to be the least ecchi of the lot.
Well, I never. Tenchiiiii! Ye're gonna lose your blackjack
bathtub if ya don't get yer butt over here!

> >> what webpage? O_O ^_-
> >
> >Just the one I was planning to do on Dragonfire, where ...
> >aw, what the heck. My plans were to write a little script that
> >would let people basically post to my web space. I'd keep up
> >to a megabyte of old posts. The best thing is, since everything
> >is done over the Internet, and not on USENET, there would be
> >no Formatians! And no limits on "Netscape can only allow
> >30k of input"! It could get almost as big as we wanted it
> >to, and no-one on the NG could complain ...
> >
>
> Aa, wakata... omoshiroi. <starry eyes>

... providing I can get a Dragonfire account. But, I don't see
why not. And then ... <evil chuckle> I will be the MASTER OF
1WR!!!!! <thunder & lightning> ... er, heh heh, just kidding,
you know, a joke? HEH HEH HEH ... <runs>

> >> >> The mutated cousin of OW!R, kept all its life in the damp,
> >> >> cold attic with nothing to eat but fish heads...
> >> >
> >> >And lemons.
> >> >
> >>
> >> Nani y---......oh. heh heh. Yeah. And lemons. A whole
> >lot
> >> of lemons. <snicker>
> >
> >I really don't believe you forgot the lemons. <pause> Considering all
> >the ... interesting things that have come about because of them.
> >
>
> kyukyu... but what would you expect when Ecchi Muyo
> is a regular visitor? ~>|

Well ... I'd expect better memory ^^; Or perhaps the absent-mindedness
is a defense against hyper-ecchi stuff ... though I don't believe that-
oooops. <runs>

> ><Beej, the Absent, Mindless Replyian ... kinda redundant, ne? ^^; >
> >> >> >> "Very well," replied the ever-watchful NeoMercury,
> >> >> >tallying up
> >> >> >> complete child care costs and expenses. ^_-
> >> >> >
> >> >> >And they're in Otaku dollars, no less.
> >> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> Silly falcon! Otaku dollars are for OW!R ^_-
> >> >
> >> >Ah, that's right, we have Castle dollars, which are worth less ^_^; My
> >> >bad.
> >> >
> >>
> >> LoL...we're the Canadian Otaku Wars!. ^_-
> >
> >I dunno. I haven't seen Possum Lodge spring up anywhere yet (from
> >the Red Green Show). ...
> >
>
> <sweatdrop> H...hai.

Oy, what a show. "<sings> Oh, the mountain is high, and the valley is
low,
it's the laws of nature that make it so;
but if the valley is high, and the mountain is low, </singing> You're
either upside down, or drunk, or both!"

> ><"Possum 911! What's your emergency?">
>
> hora hora hora... o_O;;

<laughs> You'd ... have to see it. Although I don't like that show
as much as I liked "One Foot in the Grave" before they took that
off ... I swear, they rotate their British comedy hour twice
monthly on our local PBS station o_O

> >> >NeoMerc heads for the door, but the phone rings. A voice is
> >> >heard on the other end, very faint: "Too late, I'm gone! KI number
> >> >fifty-five!"
> >> >
> >>
> >> "Wow, you have a good memory," replies NeoMerc,
> >
> >"No, just guessing. *click dooooooooooooooooo*"
> >
>
> "*click dooooooooooooooo*"? mumbled the Senshi.
> "Why do I have such a bad feeling about this?"

Far away, celebrations are made ..

> >> stalling for time as she traces the call... ^_-
> >
> >Somewhere, far away, evil laughter is heard ...
> >
>
> ...and a meteor falls from the sky... a pair of
> cats approach the impact area to investigate... ^_-

... and two bratty kids (genders and identities yet to be sorted
out) appear and start bugging people for their energy ...

> >> >Now sit full lotus! <kefkalaugh>
> >> >
> >>
> >> Ummm...no. <Urdlaughs>
> >
> > ... do you have ANY idea how hard it is to find that particular
> >WAV? ... anyone know of any - I mean any - AMG! media sites?
> >
>
> Nani? There's an Urd laughing wav?

I'm assuming ... somewhere ... there has to be ...

> <sigh> I've nae seen even one...

<monotone> My what a striking coincidence.

> >> >> Now...if... if he's...the female version...
> >> >
> >> >Fact one: I am the Ann-equivilent.
> >> >
> >>
> >> Aww...kawaii!
> >
> ><KI#56>
> >
>
> <SD-Minako smile>

Ay ...

> >> >> then... and if it's Dion's brother...
> >> >
> >> >Fact two: I am also Alan (!?)
> >> >
> >>
> >> Hey, waitaminnit...
> >
> >Wasn't my idea ... hey, don't blame me ... blame Mord! He's
> >the one that typed that! ^_-
> >
>
> Blame ... Mord ... Wh...Why is that so
> familiar? ^_-

Ah, the memories ... <clip of ocean liners> <clip of decapitations>
<clip of "skin wounds"> <clip of sword fights> Actually, these
memories aren't all that pleasant -_^;

> >> >> Stunned,
> >> >> --NeoMercury
> >> >> Bishoujo Senshi Seeraa Muun Supaa Essu no Parodii...waitaminnit, you're
> >not
> >> >> tricking me into that again.
> >> >
> >> ><chuckles> But you'd make a GOOD Fisheye parody! <runs>
> >> >
> >>
> >> Oh? Vraiment? Bien, merci... <evil laugh>
> >Maintenant,
> >> je veux voir ton beau reve... ^_-
> >
> ><whines> Mais je ne veux pas mourir encore ...
> >
>
> Ah, tant pis! Je suis mauvaise, tu sais,

<mutters> Bien sur, je sais ...

> si, tu dois mourir.

Encore, helas.

> Peut-etre je vais donner un Amichan au Chocolat a toi,

Ahhhh ... le chocolat ... merci!

> pour etre tres fort. ;P

Fort? Le chocolat? Non, le chocolat me fait un peu mal. Je devinirais
trop grand ... mais je le prendrai ^_^

> >> >Question, though: Is it Super S or Supers? On the eyecatch,
> >> >it says "Seeraa Muun Suupaasu!"
> >>
> >> Supers...but I like saying "Supaa Essu" because it's
> >cute. :/
> >
> ><blinks> So ... you *are* Chibiusa?
> >
>
> Um...no. <pause> I'm NeoMercury. Nice to meet you.

You don't remember that. I'm not surprised. Here is my proof for
selective memory. Oh, one mistaken for the PHDC ^_-

> >> On the eyecatch I've seen, they said "Seeraa Muuuuuuun", and that's all.
> >^^;;;
> >
> > ... sou da. I was thinking of the "S" eyecatch ("Seeraa Mun Suuupaa!"),
>
> I love that one! n_n n_n n_n

I don't have a favorite eyecatch music ... yet. 'cause I usually listen
to the
stuff like ... oh, the Death Busters theme, henshin (I kinda liked
Usagi's first-season henshin), attack music, the few vocal songs I can
find ... Flame Sniper, and Golden Queen Galaxia ^_^; Although,
when I do listen to entire CDs at a time (more often, now), the
eyecatches
are usually to short for me to remember ... ^^;;

> >but the kana on the ... um ... Supers Memorial Box CD cover reads ...
>
> <sound of an ocean liner falling from the sky>

< ... and completely missing the Icefalcon, who is in a mass-conversion
bomb proof, underground chamber ^_^ >

> >wait a minute, that's roman letters .. ah, here we go. The episode title
> >and eyecatch track titles are (exactly as written) "Suupaazu sabutaitoru
> ><unfamiliar kanji>" and "Suupaasu aikyachi <same kanji", respectively.
> >Suupaazu. Supers. <shrugs>
> >
>
> Supers...subtitle... supers...eyecatch...WOW!
> ^_-

<claps -_^; >

> >> --NeoMercury
> >> la la la never give up gambaru wa...
> >
> >o_O Those actual lyrics? Or are you slower to pick up words than I am?
>
> erk! Thou hast wounded me to the quick...

Um ... no, I was referring to the fact that I don't remember lyrics very
well for a week or more ^^;

> they're lyrics from Rashiku Ikimashou.

Oooooh ... see, I only have the instro version of that song. Never
heard the vocals.

> You should know, eh? ^_-

Eh, heh ... no. I only know ... thirty or so kanji. And the hiragana
(more
or less), and katakana.

> >--
> >
> > -|-E the Icefalcon
> ><who just found an MPEG movie of the Evangelion OP, and is downloading
> > it right now ... gotta love Microsoft ActiveMovie!>
>
> Oy...um...hai? o_O

Nice little Windows plug-in thingy that lets you play mpeg
movies <smiles>. Unfortunately, for some reason, it just
stopped in the middle of downloading the Evangelion OP
<frowns>

> --NeoMercury
> who will finally get to hear Usagi's "When The Saints Go Marching In"
> today...yaaaaaaaay! n_n**

<raises eyebrow> Nan da ka?

There's this one track on the SuperS movie CD with a whole bunch of
schoolkids singing something ... know what this might be?
--

-|-E the Icefalcon

[Kouri no Taka and his Chocolate Mint Harukas]

Arty! wrote:
>
> Kouri no Taka, who sold out to the outer senshi and is now the target of
> True Reichanians everywhere ^_-

I didn't ... sell out ... merely, um ... changed my mind. Yes.
That's it.

<A Nameless Michiruchanian appears>
"Helly, Icy! I got yer free new Uranus, Neptune, and Chibi-Moon plus,
and the Galaxia single- "
Kyaaaaa! Damare zo! <slash> EHHHHH HEH HEH HEH HEH ... um. <runs>

Seriously though, I still think Rei's pretty damn sugoi.

> > Arty! wrote:
> > >
> > > (Heh, I didn't call you Icefalcon-san!)
> >
> > <cheers erupt ^^; >
>
> *bows*
>

> > > I love that song so much, that I'm just going to try to type lyrics now.
> >

> > Um ... what song? ^^;
>
> Rashiku Ikimashoo. Quite possibly my favorite song. ^_^

I keep not listening to it 'cause I ended up with a version
without words ^^; Oh, well, when (if) my Song Box arrives ...
Although I like Golden Queen Galaxia. Lemmee see, what's that
song again ... um ... Flame Sniper seems it would be good
with words ... there was another really good one- oh yeah,
Initial U! I can't wait to hear that one. Ai no Megami no
How to Love seemed not bad, as well.

> > > Crap, I give up. And I have the lyrics in front of me.
> > > Determined to brush up on my Japanese this summer,
> >
> > Amen! ... though about the most effective way I can think
> > of is study kanji and hope I pick up the associated
> > vocabulary ^_^;; Well, kill two birds with one stone,
> > ne?
>
> Suppose it's worth a try, eh?

<shrugs> It seems to be working ... well, average. I wouldn't know, this
is the only way I've really tried to learn Japanese ^^; Man, am I glad
I found that old pack of pink stationary, though ... three hundred
flashcards right there ...

> But right now the only kanji I know is the one for tsuki. ^_^;;

Hey, that's one of the first ones I learned, too. What a coincidence
^^;;

> BTW, your little IcePlayer has got some outstanding selections on it, IMO. ^_^

Why thank you ^_^ I was gonna add some new ones (namely, Golden Queen
Galaxia, and this neat Outer Senshi action theme on the S disk of
the Memorial Box ... right before Usagi's henshin in ep. 104, according
to the grid in the back), but my MIDI sequencing programs don't
work ;_; ... well, I'll add someone else's stuff soon, anyway.
Maybe next week.
--

-|-E the Icefalcon

[Joe Gerber]

[Responding to everybody at once, here; gomen.]

While reading alt.fan.sailor-moon (and generally minding my own
business) on 27 May 1998 22:08:00 GMT, I read Strude--ah screw it,

it's not really funny anymore--NeoMercury write:

>Kouri no Taka writeth:
>>NeoMercury wrote:
>>>
>>> Mord...errr...Dion...<mutter> wrote:

Do what I do--just call him "that baka wizard".

>>
>>Surely you can learn to adjust, Alison -_^

<singing>
I've lost my mind on what I'd find
All of the pressure that I left behind
On Allison Road
Fools in the rain if the sun gets through
Fire's in the heaven of the eyes I knew
On Allison Road
Dark clouds file the moon is near
Birds fly by a.m. in her bedroom stare
There's no telling what I might find
I couldn't see I was lost at the time...
Yeah I didn't know I was lost at the time
On Allison Road

(Yes, it's my favoite Gin Blossoms song.)

>>
>
> <gag> I will try, Matthew. ;P

You know, nobody will *ever* figure out my real name..... ^_-

>
>>> >On Wed, 27 May 1998, Joe Gerber wrote:

And I'm *still* wondering *why*...

>>> >> Possibly, but first we can count on a bratty pair masquerading as
>>> >> brother and sister trying to get reply energy to revive their tree
>>> >> with.
>>> >
>>>

>>> Well, I guess that makes Icefalcon the female part of the
>>pair.
>>> ;P
>>
>><drily> Which makes you the male part, of course.
>>
>
> Better to be a girl wearing pants than a guy wearing a

>skirt, ne? <evil chuckle> I can pull this Haruka thing off, no problem...heh
>heh... ... cripes.

Which reminds me of a joke suggestion that somebody came up with about
2 years ago for how to get away with dubbing Haruka as a male, skirt
irregardless:

It isn't really a skirt--it's a kilt! He's Scottish! That's right,
it's "inspired by a new age, I'm the Bonnie Sailor Uranus!"

(I'm too lazy to check DN for who to pin the blame on for that.)

>
>>> > From out of the sky, a chibified Mord falls to land flat on his
>>> >face. Looking up, he sees Joe. "DADDY!"
>>> >
>>> > <sweatdrops>

To quote Rei: "And when did *this* happen?"

(aside--see why I call him "that baka wizzard"?)

>>
>>Ah, this makes things interesting. What a winding web is the
>>One Word Reply family ...

And what a tangled web we weave.....

>
> :d <little ideas begin clicking on and off in the dark realm
>known as NeoMerc's mind...>

<Suddenly, and for some strange reason, a whole bunch of people began
to scream in stark, abject terror>

> Dear god, this is going to start growing into something we

>cannot control... The mutated cousin of OW!R, kept all its life in the damp,

>cold attic with nothing to eat but fish heads...

<Joe starts to laugh at the uncomfortable feelings a lot of people are
feeling right about now>

<Skipped>

>
>>> "Very well," replied the ever-watchful NeoMercury,
>>tallying up
>>> complete child care costs and expenses. ^_-

[I was going to make a joke about being a deadbeat dad, but IMHO it's
too serious an issue to make light of]

>>
>>And they're in Otaku dollars, no less.
>>
>
> Silly falcon! Otaku dollars are for OW!R ^_-

It's MixxMoney.

>>> "That's what you say! But we all know it's because my
>>legs
>>> look better in a sailor fuku!"
>>
>><laughs confusedly, yet loudly- shutting up the instant a certain
>> NeoSenshi looks falcon way> Um, well, HA HA HA, you know how
>>long it's been since he shaved his legs- I think I'll just
>>leave now <scoots>
>

> <sits down on the floor, indian style, staring at palms>

>Now...if... if he's...the female version... then... and if it's Dion's
>brother... yet... someone didn't shave their legs... <sigh> wait, I have to
>start over.

Can you say, "too much information, dude?" I knew you could.
>
>Stunned,
>--NeoMercury

Ditto,
--NeoJoey

[Arty!]

Joe Gerber wrote:
>
> While reading alt.fan.sailor-moon (and generally minding my own
> business) on 27 May 1998 22:08:00 GMT, I read Strude--ah screw it,
> it's not really funny anymore--NeoMercury write:
>
> >Kouri no Taka writeth:
> >>NeoMercury wrote:
> >>>
> >>> Mord...errr...Dion...<mutter> wrote:
>
> Do what I do--just call him "that baka wizard".
> >>
> >>Surely you can learn to adjust, Alison -_^
>
> <singing>
> I've lost my mind on what I'd find
> All of the pressure that I left behind
> On Allison Road

-snip-

> (Yes, it's my favoite Gin Blossoms song.)

Mine too. I truly love that song. It edges out "Found out about you" by
a hair.

> > <gag> I will try, Matthew. ;P
>
> You know, nobody will *ever* figure out my real name..... ^_-

Frankly, I'd like to say that you people are wasting your time if you
try to figure out my name isn't really Arty or Artemis but is in fact,
Frank.
>_<! D'oh!
-snip-

> > Better to be a girl wearing pants than a guy wearing a
> >skirt, ne? <evil chuckle> I can pull this Haruka thing off, no problem...heh
> >heh... ... cripes.
>
> Which reminds me of a joke suggestion that somebody came up with about
> 2 years ago for how to get away with dubbing Haruka as a male, skirt
> irregardless:
>
> It isn't really a skirt--it's a kilt! He's Scottish! That's right,
> it's "inspired by a new age, I'm the Bonnie Sailor Uranus!"

LOL! The Bonnie Sailor Uranus? I can imagine the powers available to
him...her...whatever.

Instead of World Shaking...Caber Tossing!

And who needs a sword when you've got haggis?

>
> (I'm too lazy to check DN for who to pin the blame on for that.)

Probably Mord.

-another snip-

> >>
> >>Ah, this makes things interesting. What a winding web is the
> >>One Word Reply family ...
>
> And what a tangled web we weave.....
> >
> > :d <little ideas begin clicking on and off in the dark realm
> >known as NeoMerc's mind...>

*Arty emerges from the shower wearing only a towel*

> <Suddenly, and for some strange reason, a whole bunch of people began
> to scream in stark, abject terror>
>
> > Dear god, this is going to start growing into something we
> >cannot control... The mutated cousin of OW!R, kept all its life in the damp,
> >cold attic with nothing to eat but fish heads...
>
> <Joe starts to laugh at the uncomfortable feelings a lot of people are
> feeling right about now>

*while Arty simply chuckles*
I swore to leave 1WR...but this 1WR!R is another matter altoghter. As an
aside, I have absolutely no interest in seeing Godzilla.

Likewise,
Arty

[Dion C. Torraville]

On Wed, 27 May 1998, Kouri no Taka and his Chocolate Mint Harukas wrote:

> NeoMercury wrote:
> > >> Mord...errr...Dion...<mutter> wrote:
> > >Surely you can learn to adjust, Alison -_^

> > <gag> I will try, Matthew. ;P
>

> Heh. Kaioh, it's so .. odd seeing my name in text, like that ^^;

Tell me about it. ^_-

But look on the bright side, now everyone will know what to write
on our tombstones once they've uh... "quietly removed us as a threat to
international society". ^_^

> <snip: New enemies and the NAPHDC>

> > ><drily> Which makes you the male part, of course.

> > Better to be a girl wearing pants than a guy wearing a
> > skirt, ne?
>

> <facefaults> True ... but I wouldn't know. Ask James and Jarlad
> about that ... 'sides, Ann has that cool alien uniform thingy ^_^

The alien uniforms? Well, I'll admit they were better designed
than the dark kingdom's generals outfits. ^_^

> > <evil chuckle> I can pull this Haruka thing off, no problem...heh
> > heh...

> <blinks>

Textual...? -_^

> > ... cripes.
>
> Four words: total lack of comprehension
> (or better yet: "Nani? Nani?? Nani zo!?" )

Wakarimasen. ^_^;

> > >> > From out of the sky, a chibified Mord falls to land flat on his
> > >> >face. Looking up, he sees Joe. "DADDY!"
> > >> > <sweatdrops>

> > >Ah, this makes things interesting. What a winding web is the
> > >One Word Reply family ...

> > :d <little ideas begin clicking on and off in the dark realm
> > known as NeoMerc's mind...>

> > Dear god, this is going to start growing into something we
> > cannot control...
>

> Only if more people keep jumping in like this ^_^ Whoever said it was
> ever in our control anyway? I'm just glad Dragonfire allows 100MB of
> bandwith a *day*, or an interactive 1WR webpage'd never work.

O_O; Interactive 1WR webpage? Kawaii! ^_^

(Translated by newsgroup: "Kowai!! >_<")

(Xplofied: "What a total pile of wasteful rubbish!")

(Replied with: "Yes... yes it is. :)")

> > The mutated cousin of OW!R, kept all its life in the damp,
> > cold attic with nothing to eat but fish heads...
>

> And lemons.

And the lemon trees keep the supply in good quantities. ^_^;
Perhaps we should label your 1WR page, when you're finish with it, as
Restricted 18 and older. ^_- Although then some of us might actually have
to sneak into it. *grin*

> > >> > "So I set the time machine back a little too far. Sue me." ^_^
> > >"So you mean Grampa? ^^; No, wait, that's Beej ... kami-sama ...
> > "Where the hell has Beej been, anyway? I'm considering
> > sending a search party..."
>
> "He was plugging his new CD page updates a while back ... Hey, BEEJ!
> DOKO DA KA?"

Just email him. ^_^ He's usually there to reply. ^_-

[Childcare costs]

> > >And they're in Otaku dollars, no less.
> > Silly falcon! Otaku dollars are for OW!R ^_-
>

> Ah, that's right, we have Castle dollars, which are worth less ^_^; My
> bad.

And my face is on the bill. ^_-

(No wonder they're worthless. ^_-)

> > >> >"Dammit Dion, why did I have to be the sister?"
> > >> >"Cause I said so bro."
> > >Oh, those two ... then forget what I said ... <edges toward door>
> > Naninaninani? Oh...wait...heeeeey... ~>|
>

> NeoMerc heads for the door, but the phone rings. A voice is
> heard on the other end, very faint: "Too late, I'm gone! KI number
> fifty-five!"

>_< .... O_o! Oh wait. <traces call> He's calling from the phone
in the Castle Dungeons. Go get him. ^_^

> > >> "That's what you say! But we all know it's because my
> > >legs
> > >> look better in a sailor fuku!"
> > ><laughs confusedly, yet loudly- shutting up the instant a certain
> > > NeoSenshi looks falcon way> Um, well, HA HA HA, you know how
> > >long it's been since he shaved his legs- I think I'll just
> > >leave now <scoots>
> > <sits down on the floor, indian style, staring at palms>
>

> Now sit full lotus! <kefkalaugh>

full lotus? O_o

> > Now...if... if he's...the female version...

> Fact one: I am the Ann-equivilent.
>

> > then... and if it's Dion's brother...

> Fact two: I am also Alan (!?)
>

> > yet... someone didn't shave their legs... <sigh> wait, I have to
> > start over.
>

> I have no idea what I meant by that.

I have no idea what you meant either. o_O (Thus the confusion,
inherent in 1WR... and now 1WR!R... regains it's strangle hold on this
thread. ;)

> > Bishoujo Senshi Seeraa Muun Supaa Essu no Parodii...waitaminnit, you're not
> > tricking me into that again.
> <chuckles> But you'd make a GOOD Fisheye parody! <runs>
>

> Question, though: Is it Super S or Supers? On the eyecatch,
> it says "Seeraa Muun Suupaasu!"

I'd guess it was Super S... pronounced like Supers.. but I don't
know so there. ^_^

--
Dion C. Torraville
http://www.tou.com/host/Mordenkainen/

"The more haste, the more fun!" -Minako
(Noticing Joe and Erin left the scene already. ^_-)

[NeoMercury]

Dion yadda yadda yadda etc etc wrote:

>On Wed, 27 May 1998, Kouri no Taka and his Chocolate Mint Harukas wrote:
>
>> NeoMercury wrote:
>> > >> Mord...errr...Dion...<mutter> wrote:
>> > >Surely you can learn to adjust, Alison -_^
>> > <gag> I will try, Matthew. ;P
>>
>> Heh. Kaioh, it's so .. odd seeing my name in text, like that ^^;
>
> Tell me about it. ^_-
>

<begins to say something...then forgets what it was...>

> But look on the bright side, now everyone will know what to write
>on our tombstones once they've uh... "quietly removed us as a threat to
>international society". ^_^
>

Yes... We have business cards, and soon we will have
tombstones... Dammit, that's it, I'm starting an art book. ^_-

>> <snip: New enemies and the NAPHDC>

> The alien uniforms? Well, I'll admit they were better designed
>than the dark kingdom's generals outfits. ^_^
>

Oh yeah. Senshi fuku, however, are the pinnacle of
clothing design.

>> > <evil chuckle> I can pull this Haruka thing off, no problem...heh
>> > heh...
>> <blinks>
>
> Textual...? -_^
>

<blink> Um...no.

>> > ... cripes.
>>
>> Four words: total lack of comprehension
>> (or better yet: "Nani? Nani?? Nani zo!?" )
>
> Wakarimasen. ^_^;
>

ii da yo...

>> > >> > From out of the sky, a chibified Mord falls to land flat on
>his
>> > >> >face. Looking up, he sees Joe. "DADDY!"
>> > >> > <sweatdrops>
>> > >Ah, this makes things interesting. What a winding web is the
>> > >One Word Reply family ...
>> > :d <little ideas begin clicking on and off in the dark
>realm
>> > known as NeoMerc's mind...>
>> > Dear god, this is going to start growing into something
>we
>> > cannot control...
>>
>> Only if more people keep jumping in like this ^_^ Whoever said it was
>> ever in our control anyway? I'm just glad Dragonfire allows 100MB of
>> bandwith a *day*, or an interactive 1WR webpage'd never work.
>
> O_O; Interactive 1WR webpage? Kawaii! ^_^
>
> (Translated by newsgroup: "Kowai!! >_<")
>
> (Xplofied: "What a total pile of wasteful rubbish!")
>
> (Replied with: "Yes... yes it is. :)")
>

(Killfiled the next day. ^_-)

>> > The mutated cousin of OW!R, kept all its life in the damp,
>> > cold attic with nothing to eat but fish heads...
>>
>> And lemons.
>
> And the lemon trees keep the supply in good quantities. ^_^;
>Perhaps we should label your 1WR page, when you're finish with it, as
>Restricted 18 and older. ^_- Although then some of us might actually have
>to sneak into it. *grin*
>

Nah, just Okaa--Icefalcon. <evil laughter>

<Beej>

> Just email him. ^_^ He's usually there to reply. ^_-
>

Usually? Where is he the rest of the time? This sounds
like a conspiracy...

>[Childcare costs]
>> > >And they're in Otaku dollars, no less.
>> > Silly falcon! Otaku dollars are for OW!R ^_-
>>
>> Ah, that's right, we have Castle dollars, which are worth less ^_^; My
>> bad.
>
> And my face is on the bill. ^_-
>
> (No wonder they're worthless. ^_-)
>

Although not *quite* as useless as Ecchi Muyo's half cent.
^_-

>
>> > >> >"Dammit Dion, why did I have to be the sister?"
>> > >> >"Cause I said so bro."
>> > >Oh, those two ... then forget what I said ... <edges toward door>
>> > Naninaninani? Oh...wait...heeeeey... ~>|
>>
>> NeoMerc heads for the door, but the phone rings. A voice is
>> heard on the other end, very faint: "Too late, I'm gone! KI number
>> fifty-five!"
>
> >_< .... O_o! Oh wait. <traces call> He's calling from the phone
>in the Castle Dungeons. Go get him. ^_^
>

Aha! Prepare thyself, Icechicken! Thou shalt be
destroyed by the mighty Spatula of Mightyness! ... ... ... I've finally
reached the edge. Ah well. Moving on!

>> > >> "That's what you say! But we all know it's because
>my
>> > >legs
>> > >> look better in a sailor fuku!"
>> > ><laughs confusedly, yet loudly- shutting up the instant a certain
>> > > NeoSenshi looks falcon way> Um, well, HA HA HA, you know how
>> > >long it's been since he shaved his legs- I think I'll just
>> > >leave now <scoots>
>> > <sits down on the floor, indian style, staring at
>palms>
>>
>> Now sit full lotus! <kefkalaugh>
>
> full lotus? O_o
>

Yoga no Taka? o_O

>> > Now...if... if he's...the female version...
>> Fact one: I am the Ann-equivilent.
>>
>> > then... and if it's Dion's brother...
>> Fact two: I am also Alan (!?)
>>
>> > yet... someone didn't shave their legs... <sigh> wait, I have to
>> > start over.
>>
>> I have no idea what I meant by that.
>
> I have no idea what you meant either. o_O (Thus the confusion,
>inherent in 1WR... and now 1WR!R... regains it's strangle hold on this
>thread. ;)
>

<choking sounds from the other Replyians>

>> > Bishoujo Senshi Seeraa Muun Supaa Essu no Parodii...waitaminnit, you're
>not
>> > tricking me into that again.
>> <chuckles> But you'd make a GOOD Fisheye parody! <runs>
>>
>> Question, though: Is it Super S or Supers? On the eyecatch,
>> it says "Seeraa Muun Suupaasu!"
>
> I'd guess it was Super S... pronounced like Supers.. but I don't
>know so there. ^_^
>

<sweatdrop> H...hai.

>
>--
>Dion C. Torraville
>http://www.tou.com/host/Mordenkainen/
>"The more haste, the more fun!" -Minako
>(Noticing Joe and Erin left the scene already. ^_-)

NeoJoey? Still here, in some form.

--NeoMercury
Who does recognize the Gin Blossoms song, and has heard it before... How
quaint. ^_-
--|O<
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
--|<3<

[Dion C. Torraville]

On 28 May 1998, NeoMercury wrote:

> Arty-san wrote:
> >(Heh, I didn't call you Icefalcon-san!)
>

> <piku>

<grin>

> --NeoMercury
> Who, most unfortunately, had Sanji no Yosei in her head for some time today.
> Moral of the story? Keep your friends away from the SuperS movie...

<grin> And here I was thinking of getting it later this summer.
^_-

http://www.tou.com/host/Mordenkainen/1WR2.GIF

Just an attempt to make a 1WR!R logo for the future. ^_- It's
going up on my 1WR page as soon as I get around to redoing it. ^_^;; So
whatcha guys think? My page will just be the "FAQ" and little background.
Matthew's future site will be the main one, if he wants it to be. ^_^

--
Dion C. Torraville http://www.tou.com/host/Mordenkainen/
"The more haste, the more fun!" -Minako

Keeping this 1WR post short. -_^

[NeoMercury]

Kouri no Taka writeth:

>NeoMercury wrote:
>>
>> Kouri no Taka wrote:
>> ><snipping begins here>
>> >> >Heh. Kaioh, it's so .. odd seeing my name in text, like that ^^;
>> >>
>> >> Agreed. I'll be sure to keep that in mind. ^_-
>> >
>> >Eh!? ... oooops ...
>> >
>>
>> <Galaxialaugh>
>
><sigh> Sugooooooooii ... sugoi Galaxia-sama ...
>

<sweatdrop> And thus, we may expect another faction
switch...or another character...or...Icefalcon, put down the buick...
<rimshot> Seriously, though! I tried to download
Galaxia's single...an MP3, methinks...but the computer kept stopping right in
the middle of it. Weird. o_O

>> Indeed. One should be careful concerning what one says in this kingdom.
>^_-
>
>Yeah. But these bracelets chafe my- nevermind. I said nothing.
>

And what have you been up to lately, hmm? >_>

>> >> ><snip: New enemies and the NAPHDC>
>> >>
>> >> Aw. :*(
>> >
>> ><blinks> N-nani?
>>
>> It was fun. ^^;
>
><blinks> Wakaranai ...
>

Hurray!

>> ><continued here (1WR R villains, Eeru to An) >
>> <SNIP>
>> >> They both have a cool alien uniform thingy. ^_-
>> >
>> >Yeah ... so ... I don't have to worry about a dress that much ...
>> >although I don't think my hair would look all that good in pink
>> >and blue ... especially *pastel* pink and blue ...
>> >
>>
>> <another failed attempt to hold in laughter> But
>you
>> get a lot of earrings! ^_^
>
>I don't *care* about the earrings. ... well, so long as I

Biiiiiiiii-da!

don't have
>to wear a dress <tries to picture self in Ann's school uniform and
>nearly falls out of chair laughing>
>

<sweatdrop...trying to push the image from my mind,
trying, trying...arrgh...>

>> >> Besides, Alan has a flute! ^_^
>> >
>> ><shrugs> Yeah, well ... I can't play the flute all that well.
>>
>> Nyah nyah. ^_- <does a gleeful dance at her
>insightful
>> choice of instrument so many years ago...>
>
><KI#58> If only I had better lung capacity ... I have a really quick
>breathing rate. My science teacher said I hyperventilate ^^;;;
>

Your...science teacher. <piku> Hmm...this sounds
just like Hotaru-chan! Now, we need to find you a Harukapapa and a Michirumama
and a Setsunamama...

>> >Now, if only Ann had a piano ^^;
>>
>> She could for all we know. It was a nice
>apartment.
>> ^_-
>
>Hmmmm ... well, I can sing better than her, too! ... technically ...
>(well, it isn't all that difficult, is it?)
>

Oh? When have you heard her sing? ^_-

>Oh. Well then.
>

Moving On!

>> except the whole "I'm a girl but I'll let you think I'm a guy" thing. 9_9
>
><mouths "oh" in silent, sudden comprehension>
>

<rolls eyes>

>> ><Mord IS Chibiusa!>
>>
>> The Replyians ARE running for the hills!
>
>We SOUND like StaCAtto Boy SHATner!
>

Errgh...wave of nausea...I canna take no more, cap'n!
<shudder>

>> >> >> :d <little ideas begin clicking on and off in the
>> >> >> dark realm known as NeoMerc's mind...>
>> >> >> Dear god, this is going to start growing into
>> >> >> something we cannot control...
>> >> >
>> >> >Only if more people keep jumping in like this ^_^ Whoever said it was
>> >> >ever in our control anyway? I'm just glad Dragonfire allows 100MB of
>> >> >bandwith a *day*, or an interactive 1WR webpage'd never work.
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> True. Nice to see new faces ...
>> >
>> >Just so that the Castle don't get *too* crowded.
>> >
>>
>> O_O [...] <runs to the hot tub>
>
>Kyaaaa! <mumbles> And she claims to be the least ecchi of the lot.

No, you fool! They're going to steal
Skuld-chan...kowaaaaaai...<sniff>

>Well, I never. Tenchiiiii! Ye're gonna lose your blackjack
>bathtub if ya don't get yer butt over here!
>

Eh? Oh, come on... I'm not that bad... And I'm not
ecchi! ~>|

>> >> what webpage? O_O ^_-
>> >
>> >Just the one I was planning to do on Dragonfire, where ...
>> >aw, what the heck. My plans were to write a little script that
>> >would let people basically post to my web space. I'd keep up
>> >to a megabyte of old posts. The best thing is, since everything
>> >is done over the Internet, and not on USENET, there would be
>> >no Formatians! And no limits on "Netscape can only allow
>> >30k of input"! It could get almost as big as we wanted it
>> >to, and no-one on the NG could complain ...
>> >
>>
>> Aa, wakata... omoshiroi. <starry eyes>
>
> ... providing I can get a Dragonfire account. But, I don't see
>why not. And then ... <evil chuckle> I will be the MASTER OF
>1WR!!!!! <thunder & lightning> ... er, heh heh, just kidding,
>you know, a joke? HEH HEH HEH ... <runs>
>

I'll just wait til you come back! <whistles Makenai as
she sharpens a rusty spoon>

>> >I really don't believe you forgot the lemons. <pause> Considering all
>> >the ... interesting things that have come about because of them.
>> >
>>
>> kyukyu... but what would you expect when Ecchi
>Muyo
>> is a regular visitor? ~>|
>
>Well ... I'd expect better memory ^^; Or perhaps the absent-mindedness
>is a defense against hyper-ecchi stuff ... though I don't believe that-
>oooops. <runs>
>

<eyelid twitch/gritted teeth> Still...waiting...
makenai...ashita e....seeraa yell...

>> ><Beej, the Absent, Mindless Replyian ... kinda redundant, ne? ^^; >
>> >> >> >> "Very well," replied the ever-watchful
>NeoMercury,
>> >> >> >tallying up
>> >> >> >> complete child care costs and expenses. ^_-
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >And they're in Otaku dollars, no less.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Silly falcon! Otaku dollars are for OW!R ^_-
>> >> >
>> >> >Ah, that's right, we have Castle dollars, which are worth less ^_^; My
>> >> >bad.
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> LoL...we're the Canadian Otaku Wars!. ^_-
>> >
>> >I dunno. I haven't seen Possum Lodge spring up anywhere yet (from
>> >the Red Green Show). ...
>> >
>>
>> <sweatdrop> H...hai.
>
>Oy, what a show. "<sings> Oh, the mountain is high, and the valley is
>low,
>it's the laws of nature that make it so;
>but if the valley is high, and the mountain is low, </singing> You're
>either upside down, or drunk, or both!"
>

Too bad that theme is already taken. <g>

>> ><"Possum 911! What's your emergency?">
>>
>> hora hora hora... o_O;;
>
><laughs> You'd ... have to see it. Although I don't like that show
>as much as I liked "One Foot in the Grave" before they took that
>off ... I swear, they rotate their British comedy hour twice
>monthly on our local PBS station o_O
>

Oh, I saw One Foot In the Grave maybe once...
involved something with a car... <pause> Ehh. Well. Never heard of this
show with the possum, though. ;P

>> >> >NeoMerc heads for the door, but the phone rings. A voice is
>> >> >heard on the other end, very faint: "Too late, I'm gone! KI number
>> >> >fifty-five!"
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> "Wow, you have a good memory," replies
>NeoMerc,
>> >
>> >"No, just guessing. *click dooooooooooooooooo*"
>> >
>>
>> "*click dooooooooooooooo*"? mumbled the
>Senshi.
>> "Why do I have such a bad feeling about this?"
>
>Far away, celebrations are made ..
>

...as the Icesparrow takes a long walk off a short pier.

>> >> stalling for time as she traces the call... ^_-
>> >
>> >Somewhere, far away, evil laughter is heard ...
>> >
>>
>> ...and a meteor falls from the sky... a pair
>of
>> cats approach the impact area to investigate... ^_-
>
> ... and two bratty kids (genders and identities yet to be sorted
>out) appear and start bugging people for their energy ...
>

...not stopping many, many people from falling
madly in love with them and vice versa...
...and not one single solitary sailor senshi to get
in the way of their plans...

>> >> >Now sit full lotus! <kefkalaugh>
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> Ummm...no. <Urdlaughs>
>> >
>> > ... do you have ANY idea how hard it is to find that particular
>> >WAV? ... anyone know of any - I mean any - AMG! media sites?
>> >
>>
>> Nani? There's an Urd laughing wav?
>
>I'm assuming ... somewhere ... there has to be ...
>

Oh... <pause> well then. hm. The only OMG!
wav I've ever heard was one of Skuld (Hisakawa Aya...yaaaattaaaaa!!!).

>> <sigh> I've nae seen even one...
>
><monotone> My what a striking coincidence.
>

<pikupikupiku>

>> >> >> Now...if... if he's...the female version...
>> >> >
>> >> >Fact one: I am the Ann-equivilent.
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> Aww...kawaii!
>> >
>> ><KI#56>
>> >
>>
>> <SD-Minako smile>
>
>Ay ...
>

Nani?

>> >> >> then... and if it's Dion's brother...
>> >> >
>> >> >Fact two: I am also Alan (!?)
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> Hey, waitaminnit...
>> >
>> >Wasn't my idea ... hey, don't blame me ... blame Mord! He's
>> >the one that typed that! ^_-
>> >
>>
>> Blame ... Mord ... Wh...Why is that so
>> familiar? ^_-
>
>Ah, the memories ... <clip of ocean liners> <clip of decapitations>
><clip of "skin wounds"> <clip of sword fights> Actually, these
>memories aren't all that pleasant -_^;
>

No, but... goddammit, I'll fight for them!
^_- Think of the good times! The wallpaper! The goddesses! The TEXTUAL
PROOF!

>> >> >> Stunned,
>> >> >> --NeoMercury
>> >> >> Bishoujo Senshi Seeraa Muun Supaa Essu no Parodii...waitaminnit,
>you're
>> >not
>> >> >> tricking me into that again.
>> >> >
>> >> ><chuckles> But you'd make a GOOD Fisheye parody! <runs>
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> Oh? Vraiment? Bien, merci... <evil laugh>
>> >Maintenant,
>> >> je veux voir ton beau reve... ^_-
>> >
>> ><whines> Mais je ne veux pas mourir encore ...
>> >
>>
>> Ah, tant pis! Je suis mauvaise, tu sais,
>
><mutters> Bien sur, je sais ...
>

Merci! ^_-

>> si, tu dois mourir.
>
>Encore, helas.
>

Helas? Je ne sais pas quoi tu veux dire...

>> Peut-etre je vais donner un Amichan au Chocolat a toi,
>
>Ahhhh ... le chocolat ... merci!
>

C'est rien.

>> pour etre tres fort. ;P
>
>Fort? Le chocolat? Non, le chocolat me fait un peu mal. Je devinirais
>trop grand ... mais je le prendrai ^_^
>

Non, non... l'oublies... tu ne comprends pas. x_X

>> >> >Question, though: Is it Super S or Supers? On the eyecatch,
>> >> >it says "Seeraa Muun Suupaasu!"
>> >>
>> >> Supers...but I like saying "Supaa Essu" because it's
>> >cute. :/
>> >
>> ><blinks> So ... you *are* Chibiusa?
>> >
>>
>> Um...no. <pause> I'm NeoMercury. Nice to meet
>you.
>
>You don't remember that. I'm not surprised. Here is my proof for
>selective memory. Oh, one mistaken for the PHDC ^_-
>

<drops an anvil on Icechickadee> If ya can't say
somethin' nice...don't say nothin' at all.

>> >> On the eyecatch I've seen, they said "Seeraa Muuuuuuun", and that's all.
>> >^^;;;
>> >
>> > ... sou da. I was thinking of the "S" eyecatch ("Seeraa Mun Suuupaa!"),
>>
>> I love that one! n_n n_n n_n
>
>I don't have a favorite eyecatch music ... yet. 'cause I usually listen
>to the
>stuff like ... oh, the Death Busters theme, henshin (I kinda liked
>Usagi's first-season henshin), attack music, the few vocal songs I can
>find ... Flame Sniper, and Golden Queen Galaxia ^_^;

Ah...heard most of those, except the singles. :/ You
know what's cool, though? La Soldier. *_* <sigh>

Although,
>when I do listen to entire CDs at a time (more often, now), the
>eyecatches
>are usually to short for me to remember ... ^^;;
>

Talk about selective memory...

>> >but the kana on the ... um ... Supers Memorial Box CD cover reads ...
>>
>> <sound of an ocean liner falling from the sky>
>
>< ... and completely missing the Icefalcon, who is in a mass-conversion
> bomb proof, underground chamber ^_^ >
>

<but smashing through the ground, and landing
rather forcefully on the ceiling of the chamber, is enough for the walls to
cave in on poor Icefalcon's head.>

>> >wait a minute, that's roman letters .. ah, here we go. The episode title
>> >and eyecatch track titles are (exactly as written) "Suupaazu sabutaitoru
>> ><unfamiliar kanji>" and "Suupaasu aikyachi <same kanji", respectively.
>> >Suupaazu. Supers. <shrugs>
>> >
>>
>> Supers...subtitle...
>supers...eyecatch...WOW!
>> ^_-
>
><claps -_^; >
>

<bows> Arigatou gozaimas'...I'll be here all
week... ^_^;

>> >> --NeoMercury
>> >> la la la never give up gambaru wa...
>> >
>> >o_O Those actual lyrics? Or are you slower to pick up words than I am?
>>
>> erk! Thou hast wounded me to the quick...
>
>Um ... no, I was referring to the fact that I don't remember lyrics very
>well for a week or more ^^;
>

Just play the songs...over...and over...and
over...^_-

>> they're lyrics from Rashiku Ikimashou.
>
>Oooooh ... see, I only have the instro version of that song. Never
>heard the vocals.
>
>> You should know, eh? ^_-
>
>Eh, heh ... no. I only know ... thirty or so kanji. And the hiragana
>(more
>or less), and katakana.
>

Pauvre enfant. :P Ou...enfant pauvre?
errgh...l'oublies.

>> --NeoMercury
>> who will finally get to hear Usagi's "When The Saints Go Marching In"
>> today...yaaaaaaaay! n_n**
>
><raises eyebrow> Nan da ka?
>

"O when da saaaaaints...go maachin eeen...oh when da
saints go maachin' in... oh how I want ta be in da numbaa...when da saints go
maachin in...(maachin in!)" *enter ultra-kawaii Usagi giggle here*
It's the cutest song you will ever hear. IMHO. ^_-

>There's this one track on the SuperS movie CD with a whole bunch of
>schoolkids singing something ... know what this might be?

Sanji no Yosei. ^^;; You've been hit!

>--
>
> -|-E the Icefalcon
>Shadow Galactica no Wars:
>http://members.tripod.com/~nyakun/smoon/smoon.html

--NeoMercury
Oh how I want...to be in da numbaa...when da saints go maachin' in...

[NeoMercury]

Dion wrote:
>> --NeoMercury
>> Who, most unfortunately, had Sanji no Yosei in her head for some time
>today.
>> Moral of the story? Keep your friends away from the SuperS movie...
>
> <grin> And here I was thinking of getting it later this summer.
>^_-
>

Priorities, man, priorities... ^_- I wouldn't worry too
much unless you *really* need to see that infamous HarukaandMichiru line.

>http://www.tou.com/host/Mordenkainen/1WR2.GIF
>
> Just an attempt to make a 1WR!R logo for the future. ^_- It's
>going up on my 1WR page as soon as I get around to redoing it. ^_^;; So
>whatcha guys think? My page will just be the "FAQ" and little background.

Je l'aime, je l'aime! "The Insanity Thickens".
Definitely got me laughing. ^^;

>Matthew's future site will be the main one, if he wants it to be. ^_^
>

<taunt> heh heh heh...Matthew. </taunt>

>--
>Dion C. Torraville http://www.tou.com/host/Mordenkainen/
>"The more haste, the more fun!" -Minako
>Keeping this 1WR post short. -_^

^^^^^^^^^^^O_O

--NeoMercury
da da da da da da... la Sooooldier...

[Kouri no Taka and his Chocolate Mint Harukas]

NeoMercury wrote:
>
> Dion yadda yadda yadda etc etc wrote:
>
> >On Wed, 27 May 1998, Kouri no Taka and his Chocolate Mint Harukas wrote:
> >
> >> NeoMercury wrote:
> >> > >> Mord...errr...Dion...<mutter> wrote:
> >> > >Surely you can learn to adjust, Alison -_^
> >> > <gag> I will try, Matthew. ;P
> >>
> >> Heh. Kaioh, it's so .. odd seeing my name in text, like that ^^;
> >
> > Tell me about it. ^_-

Okay ... I just did ^_^;

> <begins to say something...then forgets what it was...>
>
> > But look on the bright side, now everyone will know what to write
> >on our tombstones once they've uh... "quietly removed us as a threat to
> >international society". ^_^

Quietly? Heck no. They'll be hearing my curses in the next
county ^_^;;

> Yes... We have business cards,

Eh? ... oh, yeah, those. Right.

> and soon we will have tombstones...

Again ...

> Dammit, that's it, I'm starting an art book. ^_-

> >> <snip: New enemies and the NAPHDC>
> > The alien uniforms? Well, I'll admit they were better designed
> >than the dark kingdom's generals outfits. ^_^

Wellllll ... I dunno. I liked 'em both. ... I guess you're probably
right ... maybe.

> Oh yeah. Senshi fuku, however, are the pinnacle of
> clothing design.

That's all well for you to say, 'cause you're both a woman and a
manifestation of a NeoSenshi. I ... don't want to remember the "Mord
in a fuku" incident >_<

> >> > ... cripes.
> >>
> >> Four words: total lack of comprehension
> >> (or better yet: "Nani? Nani?? Nani zo!?" )
> >
> > Wakarimasen. ^_^;

Yokkata ne.

> ii da yo...

<shrugs>

> >> > >> > From out of the sky, a chibified Mord falls to land flat on
> >his
> >> > >> >face. Looking up, he sees Joe. "DADDY!"
> >> > >> > <sweatdrops>
> >> > >Ah, this makes things interesting. What a winding web is the
> >> > >One Word Reply family ...
> >> > :d <little ideas begin clicking on and off in the dark
> >realm
> >> > known as NeoMerc's mind...>
> >> > Dear god, this is going to start growing into something
> >we
> >> > cannot control...
> >>
> >> Only if more people keep jumping in like this ^_^ Whoever said it was
> >> ever in our control anyway? I'm just glad Dragonfire allows 100MB of
> >> bandwith a *day*, or an interactive 1WR webpage'd never work.
> >
> > O_O; Interactive 1WR webpage? Kawaii! ^_^

Maybe I should make up a draft of that so that you can see
what I'm planning, without any function ... <stupid Tripod>
Hmmmm, there's an idea. Expect it next week, time allowing.

> > (Translated by newsgroup: "Kowai!! >_<")
> >
> > (Xplofied: "What a total pile of wasteful rubbish!")
> >
> > (Replied with: "Yes... yes it is. :)")
>
> (Killfiled the next day. ^_-)

And the scary bit is, we'd be able to swerve the entire
complaint thread about the page into another segment of
1WR ... bwaaahahaha ...

> >> > The mutated cousin of OW!R, kept all its life in the damp,
> >> > cold attic with nothing to eat but fish heads...
> >>
> >> And lemons.
> >
> > And the lemon trees keep the supply in good quantities. ^_^;

Sou da ^^;

> >Perhaps we should label your 1WR page, when you're finish with it, as
> >Restricted 18 and older. ^_- Although then some of us might actually
> >have to sneak into it. *grin*
>
> Nah, just Okaa--Icefalcon. <evil laughter>

<KI#57 - type - I MEAN TYPO - grrrrr - almost made that a Linna
impression!>

> <Beej>
> > Just email him. ^_^

... how cruel ^_^;

> He's usually there to reply. ^_-
>
> Usually? Where is he the rest of the time?

... ... ... nevermind ...

> This sounds like a conspiracy...

Yet another ... oy, how many conspiracy conspiracies do we have?

> >[Childcare costs]
> >> > >And they're in Otaku dollars, no less.
> >> > Silly falcon! Otaku dollars are for OW!R ^_-
> >>
> >> Ah, that's right, we have Castle dollars, which are worth less ^_^; My
> >> bad.
> >
> > And my face is on the bill. ^_-

... ensuing in the Great One Word Reply Bill-Burning Session -_^;

> > (No wonder they're worthless. ^_-)
> >
>
> Although not *quite* as useless as Ecchi Muyo's half cent.
> ^_-

Well .. it depends on if you're in the market for hentai O_o

> >> > >> >"Dammit Dion, why did I have to be the sister?"
> >> > >> >"Cause I said so bro."
> >> > >Oh, those two ... then forget what I said ... <edges toward door>
> >> > Naninaninani? Oh...wait...heeeeey... ~>|
> >>
> >> NeoMerc heads for the door, but the phone rings. A voice is
> >> heard on the other end, very faint: "Too late, I'm gone! KI number
> >> fifty-five!"
> >
> > >_< .... O_o! Oh wait. <traces call> He's calling from the phone
> >in the Castle Dungeons. Go get him. ^_^

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee????
<insert space-time warp here>
Oh. So I am. Crap.

> Aha! Prepare thyself, Icechicken! Thou shalt be
> destroyed by the mighty Spatula of Mightyness!

<what's his name voice- that Australian-accented guy from Warcraft II ..
>
Bring it on. <Kouriken activates>

> ... ... ... I've finally reached the edge.

... of ... what? <scratches head confusedly>

> >> > >> "That's what you say! But we all know it's because
> >my
> >> > >legs
> >> > >> look better in a sailor fuku!"
> >> > ><laughs confusedly, yet loudly- shutting up the instant a certain
> >> > > NeoSenshi looks falcon way> Um, well, HA HA HA, you know how
> >> > >long it's been since he shaved his legs- I think I'll just
> >> > >leave now <scoots>
> >> > <sits down on the floor, indian style, staring at
> >palms>
> >>
> >> Now sit full lotus! <kefkalaugh>
> >
> > full lotus? O_o

I still have just enough flexibility in my legs to assume full lotus
position without using my hands to position my legs <kefkalaugh>

> Yoga no Taka? o_O

Hmmmm ... maybe I could use the Internet to try to take over people's
mi-
huh? Nevermind.

> >> > Now...if... if he's...the female version...
> >> Fact one: I am the Ann-equivilent.
> >>
> >> > then... and if it's Dion's brother...
> >> Fact two: I am also Alan (!?)
> >>
> >> > yet... someone didn't shave their legs... <sigh> wait, I have to
> >> > start over.
> >>
> >> I have no idea what I meant by that.
> >
> > I have no idea what you meant either. o_O (Thus the confusion,
> >inherent in 1WR... and now 1WR!R...

<thunder and evil laughter>

> >regains it's strangle hold on this thread. ;)

And there was much rejoicing!!
"Yeeeeeeeey!"

> >> > Bishoujo Senshi Seeraa Muun Supaa Essu no Parodii...waitaminnit, you're
> >not
> >> > tricking me into that again.
> >> <chuckles> But you'd make a GOOD Fisheye parody! <runs>
> >>
> >> Question, though: Is it Super S or Supers? On the eyecatch,
> >> it says "Seeraa Muun Suupaasu!"
> >
> > I'd guess it was Super S... pronounced like Supers.. but I don't
> >know so there. ^_^

Think you're right. No, you are right.

> <sweatdrop> H...hai.

Um ... you did read the thread where we went into a discussion about
that?

> >--
> >Dion C. Torraville
> >http://www.tou.com/host/Mordenkainen/
> >"The more haste, the more fun!" -Minako
> >(Noticing Joe and Erin left the scene already. ^_-)
>
> NeoJoey?

Hooboy.

> Still here, in some form.

Hai ...

> --NeoMercury
> Who does recognize the Gin Blossoms song, and has heard it before... How
> quaint. ^_-

<storms> Why, domo arigatou, minna-san. Of late I have felt very
old and that my mind is going. Now you make me feel very young
and inexperienced and that I have no mind that can go!!!

<blinks> Eh, sorry ^^;;;

[Kouri no Taka and his Chocolate Mint Harukas]

Dion C. Torraville wrote:
>
> On 28 May 1998, NeoMercury wrote:
>
> > Arty-san wrote:
> > >(Heh, I didn't call you Icefalcon-san!)
> >
> > <piku>
>
> <grin>

Uh-oh ...

> > --NeoMercury
> > Who, most unfortunately, had Sanji no Yosei in her head for some time today.
> > Moral of the story? Keep your friends away from the SuperS movie...
>
> <grin> And here I was thinking of getting it later this summer.
> ^_-

I'll be lucky if I have the capital to get it later this summer O_o;

> http://www.tou.com/host/Mordenkainen/1WR2.GIF
>
> Just an attempt to make a 1WR!R logo for the future. ^_-

Hmmmm ... heh ... candidate no. 1! <evilgrin>

> It's going up on my 1WR page as soon as I get around to redoing it. ^_^;; So
> whatcha guys think?

Not bad ...

> My page will just be the "FAQ" and little background.

Um ... that's what it is now ^_^;

> Matthew's future site

Erg ... X_x

> will be the main one, if he wants it to be. ^_^

Well, it is where the posts will be ... it'll probably have more
info ... heck, I'll have 25 megs to play with ^^;

> --
> Dion C. Torraville http://www.tou.com/host/Mordenkainen/
> "The more haste, the more fun!" -Minako

> Keeping this 1WR post short. -_^

<uncontrollable laughter>

[NeoMercury]

Kouri no Taka wrote:
>NeoMercury wrote:
>>
>> Dion yadda yadda yadda etc etc wrote:
>>
>> >On Wed, 27 May 1998, Kouri no Taka and his Chocolate Mint Harukas wrote:
>> >
>> >> NeoMercury wrote:
>> >> > >> Mord...errr...Dion...<mutter> wrote:
>> >> > >Surely you can learn to adjust, Alison -_^
>> >> > <gag> I will try, Matthew. ;P
>> >>
>> >> Heh. Kaioh, it's so .. odd seeing my name in text, like that ^^;
>> >
>> > Tell me about it. ^_-
>
>Okay ... I just did ^_^;
>

<piku> Anooo...well, I haven't! n.n*

>> <begins to say something...then forgets what it was...>
>>
>> > But look on the bright side, now everyone will know what to write
>> >on our tombstones once they've uh... "quietly removed us as a threat to
>> >international society". ^_^
>
>Quietly? Heck no. They'll be hearing my curses in the next
>county ^_^;;
>

Well...how do you know they won't gag and bound us? Or
tear out our tongues? Or maybe knock us unconscious?

>> Yes... We have business cards,
>
>Eh? ... oh, yeah, those. Right.
>
>> and soon we will have tombstones...
>
>Again ...
>

<nervous laugh>

>> Dammit, that's it, I'm starting an art book. ^_-
>
>> >> <snip: New enemies and the NAPHDC>
>> > The alien uniforms? Well, I'll admit they were better designed
>> >than the dark kingdom's generals outfits. ^_^
>
>Wellllll ... I dunno. I liked 'em both. ... I guess you're probably
>right ... maybe.
>

<shrug> The alien outfits were more interesting
to look at, for lack of a better vocabulary. ^_-

>> Oh yeah. Senshi fuku, however, are the pinnacle of
>> clothing design.
>
>That's all well for you to say, 'cause you're both a woman

<piku> Wow, and not 'shoujo'. I wonder if this
means I should have a job or something? o_O

and a
>manifestation of a NeoSenshi.

^^^^^^^Say what?

>I ... don't want to remember the "Mord
>in a fuku" incident >_<
>

I do, I do! That was so funny. ^_-

>> >> > ... cripes.
>> >>
>> >> Four words: total lack of comprehension
>> >> (or better yet: "Nani? Nani?? Nani zo!?" )
>> >
>> > Wakarimasen. ^_^;
>
>Yokkata ne.
>

Sou yo!

>> ii da yo...
>
><shrugs>
>

<sticks out tongue>

>> > O_O; Interactive 1WR webpage? Kawaii! ^_^
>
>Maybe I should make up a draft of that so that you can see
>what I'm planning, without any function ... <stupid Tripod>
>Hmmmm, there's an idea. Expect it next week, time allowing.
>
>> > (Translated by newsgroup: "Kowai!! >_<")
>> >
>> > (Xplofied: "What a total pile of wasteful rubbish!")
>> >
>> > (Replied with: "Yes... yes it is. :)")
>>
>> (Killfiled the next day. ^_-)
>
>And the scary bit is, we'd be able to swerve the entire
>complaint thread about the page into another segment of
>1WR ... bwaaahahaha ...
>

"Waste of bandwidth? We do not understand. Regardless,
you will be assimilated." <snow dancer laugh>

>> >> > The mutated cousin of OW!R, kept all its life in the damp,
>> >> > cold attic with nothing to eat but fish heads...
>> >>
>> >> And lemons.
>> >
>> > And the lemon trees keep the supply in good quantities. ^_^;
>
>Sou da ^^;
>

Ecchiiiiiiii... :P

>> >Perhaps we should label your 1WR page, when you're finish with it, as
>> >Restricted 18 and older. ^_- Although then some of us might actually
>> >have to sneak into it. *grin*
>>
>> Nah, just Okaa--Icefalcon. <evil laughter>
>
><KI#57 - type - I MEAN TYPO - grrrrr - almost made that a Linna
>impression!>
>

<vapid stare> Uhhh...alright. I'll be moving
on, then.

>> <Beej>
>> > Just email him. ^_^
>
> ... how cruel ^_^;
>

"What's this? Oh, joy, rapture! E-mail fro---...
... ... hmmph." <sound of Beej deleting e-mail> ^^;;;;

>> He's usually there to reply. ^_-
>>
>> Usually? Where is he the rest of the time?
>
> ... ... ... nevermind ...
>

<wide eyed> Wh...what did you do with him? O_O

>> This sounds like a conspiracy...
>
>Yet another ... oy, how many conspiracy conspiracies do we have?
>

I'm...not very good at math. >_<

>> >[Childcare costs]
>> >> > >And they're in Otaku dollars, no less.
>> >> > Silly falcon! Otaku dollars are for OW!R ^_-
>> >>
>> >> Ah, that's right, we have Castle dollars, which are worth less ^_^; My
>> >> bad.
>> >
>> > And my face is on the bill. ^_-
>
> ... ensuing in the Great One Word Reply Bill-Burning Session -_^;
>

"NO!" shouted BillSaturn, running as fast as his
little legs could carry him. "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF
BILL!"

>> > (No wonder they're worthless. ^_-)
>> >
>>
>> Although not *quite* as useless as Ecchi Muyo's half
>cent.
>> ^_-
>
>Well .. it depends on if you're in the market for hentai O_o
>

<glances over at the closet and sweatdrops>

>> >> > >> >"Dammit Dion, why did I have to be the sister?"
>> >> > >> >"Cause I said so bro."
>> >> > >Oh, those two ... then forget what I said ... <edges toward door>
>> >> > Naninaninani? Oh...wait...heeeeey... ~>|
>> >>
>> >> NeoMerc heads for the door, but the phone rings. A voice is
>> >> heard on the other end, very faint: "Too late, I'm gone! KI number
>> >> fifty-five!"
>> >
>> > >_< .... O_o! Oh wait. <traces call> He's calling from the phone
>> >in the Castle Dungeons. Go get him. ^_^
>
>Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee????

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiii.... Oooooooo... Uuuuuuuuu....

><insert space-time warp here>
>Oh. So I am. Crap.
>

He said crap? o_O

>> Aha! Prepare thyself, Icechicken! Thou shalt be
>> destroyed by the mighty Spatula of Mightyness!
>
><what's his name voice- that Australian-accented guy from Warcraft II ..

<scowl> nani?

>>
>Bring it on. <Kouriken activates>
>

Already have! <a huge boulder a la Ayla's Rock Throw
crashes down onto Icecardinal's cranium> ^_-

>> ... ... ... I've finally reached the edge.
>
> ... of ... what? <scratches head confusedly>
>

The metaphorical edge... well...unless these broken
bones mean otherwise. ^_-

>> >> > >> "That's what you say! But we all know it's
>because
>> >my
>> >> > >legs
>> >> > >> look better in a sailor fuku!"
>> >> > ><laughs confusedly, yet loudly- shutting up the instant a certain
>> >> > > NeoSenshi looks falcon way> Um, well, HA HA HA, you know how
>> >> > >long it's been since he shaved his legs- I think I'll just
>> >> > >leave now <scoots>
>> >> > <sits down on the floor, indian style, staring at
>> >palms>
>> >>
>> >> Now sit full lotus! <kefkalaugh>
>> >
>> > full lotus? O_o
>
>I still have just enough flexibility in my legs to assume full lotus
>position without using my hands to position my legs <kefkalaugh>
>

<raises an eyebrow> Yes...and...we now know far too
much about you. Would you like to store this data for future use?

>> Yoga no Taka? o_O
>
>Hmmmm ... maybe I could use the Internet to try to take over people's
>mi-
>huh? Nevermind.
>

<sighs, shakes head, and continues to dig through
pocket dimension for a strait jacket...>

>> > I'd guess it was Super S... pronounced like Supers.. but I don't
>> >know so there. ^_^
>
>Think you're right. No, you are right.
>
>> <sweatdrop> H...hai.
>
>Um ... you did read the thread where we went into a discussion about
>that?
>

<blinks confusedly>

>> >--
>> >Dion C. Torraville
>> >http://www.tou.com/host/Mordenkainen/
>> >"The more haste, the more fun!" -Minako
>> >(Noticing Joe and Erin left the scene already. ^_-)
>>
>> NeoJoey?
>
>Hooboy.
>

He said it, not me!!!!

>> Still here, in some form.
>
>Hai ...
>
>> --NeoMercury
>> Who does recognize the Gin Blossoms song, and has heard it before... How
>> quaint. ^_-
>
><storms> Why, domo arigatou, minna-san. Of late I have felt very
>old and that my mind is going.

Aww... ^_-

>Now you make me feel very young
>and inexperienced and that I have no mind that can go!!!

Welcome to my hell.

>
><blinks> Eh, sorry ^^;;;

Ce n'est pas grand chose.

--NeoMercury
poketto kara ni shite...
--|O<
I don't really cook so much as heat up.
--otousan
--|<3<

[Joe Gerber]

... I read neome...@aol.com (NeoMercury) write:

>Dion yadda yadda yadda etc etc wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 27 May 1998, Kouri no Taka and his Chocolate Mint Harukas wrote:
>>> > >Surely you can learn to adjust, Alison -_^
>>> > <gag> I will try, Matthew. ;P
>>>
>>> Heh. Kaioh, it's so .. odd seeing my name in text, like that ^^;
>>
>> Tell me about it. ^_-
>>
>
> <begins to say something...then forgets what it was...>

It wasn't important anyway, so just forget about it.

>
>> But look on the bright side, now everyone will know what to write
>>on our tombstones once they've uh... "quietly removed us as a threat to
>>international society". ^_^
>>
>
> Yes... We have business cards, and soon we will have
>tombstones... Dammit, that's it, I'm starting an art book. ^_-

At least we'll be famous for all eternity (or until the markings wear
off, or someone pulls a Faherheit 451 on us and digs up our bodies to
make space. (Actually, I can't remember if that was from the book
itself, or one of Ray's short stories set on the same Earth.)

>
>>> <snip: New enemies and the NAPHDC>
>> The alien uniforms? Well, I'll admit they were better designed
>>than the dark kingdom's generals outfits. ^_^
>>
>
> Oh yeah. Senshi fuku, however, are the pinnacle of
>clothing design.

<cough, cough> Starlights, anyone?

>> And the lemon trees keep the supply in good quantities. ^_^;
>>Perhaps we should label your 1WR page, when you're finish with it, as
>>Restricted 18 and older. ^_- Although then some of us might actually have
>>to sneak into it. *grin*
>>
>
> Nah, just Okaa--Icefalcon. <evil laughter>

Instead of having older siblings and/or friends buy (usually cheap,
piss) beer, you'll have them get a copy of the 1WR page saved to ZIP
disk.

>>[Childcare costs]
>>> > >And they're in Otaku dollars, no less.
>>> > Silly falcon! Otaku dollars are for OW!R ^_-
>>>
>>> Ah, that's right, we have Castle dollars, which are worth less ^_^; My
>>> bad.
>>
>> And my face is on the bill. ^_-
>>
>> (No wonder they're worthless. ^_-)
>>
>
> Although not *quite* as useless as Ecchi Muyo's half cent.
>^_-

I still say MixxMoney. Failing that, how about Monopoly money? First
person to land on Free Parking gets the whole amount.

Err, maybe not.

> Aha! Prepare thyself, Icechicken! Thou shalt be
>destroyed by the mighty Spatula of Mightyness! ... ... ... I've finally
>reached the edge. Ah well. Moving on!

It took you this long to get there? O_o?

>> I'd guess it was Super S... pronounced like Supers.. but I don't
>>know so there. ^_^
>>
>
> <sweatdrop> H...hai.

It is Supers (English plural of 'Super'). OTOH, since when has
'Super' been a noun? ^^;;;

>>Dion C. Torraville
>>http://www.tou.com/host/Mordenkainen/
>>"The more haste, the more fun!" -Minako
>>(Noticing Joe and Erin left the scene already. ^_-)
>
> NeoJoey? Still here, in some form.

Goodness only knows what form.

>
>--NeoMercury
>Who does recognize the Gin Blossoms song, and has heard it before... How
>quaint. ^_-

I knew that I'd eventually hit upon a song that you recongised. (And
you can pay me back by singing "Hey Joe" [Jimi Hendrix] or "Joey"
[Concrete Blonde].)

--You-know-who

[Kouri no Taka and his Chocolate Mint Harukas]

I've got a rough first draft of my future 1WR page at
http://members.tripod.com/~nyakun/1wr/
I know, I've got a *lot* to add ... but I started this this
afternoon and I was wondering what minna thought.

Joe Gerber did write thusly:

>
> ... I read neome...@aol.com (NeoMercury) write:
>

> >Dion yadda yadda yadda etc etc wrote:
> >
> >>On Wed, 27 May 1998, Kouri no Taka and his Chocolate Mint Harukas wrote:
> >>> > >Surely you can learn to adjust, Alison -_^
> >>> > <gag> I will try, Matthew. ;P
> >>>
> >>> Heh. Kaioh, it's so .. odd seeing my name in text, like that ^^;
> >>
> >> Tell me about it. ^_-
> >>
> >
> > <begins to say something...then forgets what it was...>
>

> It wasn't important anyway, so just forget about it.

<gulp> A psychic Replyian? ... it's the end of the world as we know it
....

> >> But look on the bright side, now everyone will know what to write
> >>on our tombstones once they've uh... "quietly removed us as a threat to
> >>international society". ^_^
> >>
> >
> > Yes... We have business cards, and soon we will have
> >tombstones... Dammit, that's it, I'm starting an art book. ^_-
>

> At least we'll be famous for all eternity

Instead of infamous for all eternity ^_^;

> (or until the markings wear off, or someone pulls a Faherheit 451 on us
> and digs up our bodies to make space.

I never read that ... though I think I saw a little of the movie ...
but I don't remember it now. I've read a fair amount of Asimov and
little or no Bradbury ...

> >>> <snip: New enemies and the NAPHDC>
> >> The alien uniforms? Well, I'll admit they were better designed
> >>than the dark kingdom's generals outfits. ^_^
> >>
> >
> > Oh yeah. Senshi fuku, however, are the pinnacle of
> >clothing design.
>

> <cough, cough> Starlights, anyone?

I'll agree that the Starlight fuku are better.

> >> And the lemon trees keep the supply in good quantities. ^_^;
> >>Perhaps we should label your 1WR page, when you're finish with it, as
> >>Restricted 18 and older. ^_- Although then some of us might actually have
> >>to sneak into it. *grin*
> >>
> >
> > Nah, just Okaa--Icefalcon. <evil laughter>
>

> Instead of having older siblings and/or friends buy (usually cheap,
> piss) beer, you'll have them get a copy of the 1WR page saved to ZIP
> disk.

Yeah? Well I'll RUN the page!!! <evillaughter>

Oh, BTW minna, check out the draft I have. Comments, flames, death
threats,
donations, are all appreciated! ^_-

> >>[Childcare costs]
> >>> > >And they're in Otaku dollars, no less.
> >>> > Silly falcon! Otaku dollars are for OW!R ^_-
> >>>
> >>> Ah, that's right, we have Castle dollars, which are worth less ^_^; My
> >>> bad.
> >>
> >> And my face is on the bill. ^_-
> >>
> >> (No wonder they're worthless. ^_-)
> >>
> >
> > Although not *quite* as useless as Ecchi Muyo's half cent.
> >^_-
>

> I still say MixxMoney. Failing that, how about Monopoly money? First
> person to land on Free Parking gets the whole amount.

<pensively> But will there ever be enough to total US $1?

> Err, maybe not.

Ahhh, it won't matter anyway ^_^

> > Aha! Prepare thyself, Icechicken! Thou shalt be
> >destroyed by the mighty Spatula of Mightyness! ... ... ... I've finally
> >reached the edge. Ah well. Moving on!
>

> It took you this long to get there? O_o?

You have no idea ...

> >> I'd guess it was Super S... pronounced like Supers.. but I don't
> >>know so there. ^_^
> >>
> >
> > <sweatdrop> H...hai.
>

> It is Supers (English plural of 'Super'). OTOH, since when has
> 'Super' been a noun? ^^;;;

O_O ... kami-sama ... logic ... in 1WR ...

TWO DAY WARNING!!!

That reminds me ... I was watching the American dub of Dragonball Z
on WB this morning ... and I practically jump out of my headphones (yes,
I have my TV hooked up to my VCR, with audio going out into an old
tape player with headphones. I can play FF3 or watch TV at any time
of day without disturbing anyone) when I hear the casual mention of
the character Kami ... heh ...

> >>Dion C. Torraville
> >>http://www.tou.com/host/Mordenkainen/
> >>"The more haste, the more fun!" -Minako
> >>(Noticing Joe and Erin left the scene already. ^_-)
> >
> > NeoJoey? Still here, in some form.
>

> Goodness only knows what form.

Eh, can't wait to see what odd personalities pop up now ^_^;
--

-|-E the Icefalcon
"Riccolop!"

[Tenchi wielding the Illumina Blade]

Kouri no Taka and his Chocolate Mint Minakos schrieb in Nachricht...

>Dion C. Torraville wrote:
>>
>> On 28 May 1998, NeoMercury wrote:
>>
>> > Arty-san wrote:
>> > >(Heh, I didn't call you Icefalcon-san!)
>> >
>> > <piku>
>>
>> <grin>
>
>Uh-oh ...

Hehe <bg>

>> > --NeoMercury
>> > Who, most unfortunately, had Sanji no Yosei in her head for some time
today.
>> > Moral of the story? Keep your friends away from the SuperS movie...
>>
>> <grin> And here I was thinking of getting it later this summer.
>> ^_-
>
>I'll be lucky if I have the capital to get it later this summer O_o;

I'll get it mid of June ^_^

>> http://www.tou.com/host/Mordenkainen/1WR2.GIF
>>
>> Just an attempt to make a 1WR!R logo for the future. ^_-
>
>Hmmmm ... heh ... candidate no. 1! <evilgrin>

Perhaps we can discuss what the "R" should stand for? "Romance"? ^_-

>> It's going up on my 1WR page as soon as I get around to redoing it. ^_^;; So
>> whatcha guys think?
>
>Not bad ...

Nice idea ^_^

>> My page will just be the "FAQ" and little background.
>
>Um ... that's what it is now ^_^;
>
>> Matthew's future site
>
>Erg ... X_x

Semms that one will take Matt a little more time... ^_-

>> will be the main one, if he wants it to be. ^_^
>
>Well, it is where the posts will be ... it'll probably have more
>info ... heck, I'll have 25 megs to play with ^^;

25MB? Quite good... ^_^

>> --

>> Dion C. Torraville http://www.tou.com/host/Mordenkainen/
>> "The more haste, the more fun!" -Minako

>> Keeping this 1WR post short. -_^
>
><uncontrollable laughter>

<funky echo laugh>

>--
>
> -|-E the Icefalcon

>Shadow Galactica no Wars:
>http://members.tripod.com/~nyakun/smoon/smoon.html

--
Tenchi (remove the stars before e-mailing)
aka "Attila the Hun with his Supernova Mech"
Proud owner of a kooky imploding mango
--
Aino Minako--Mizuno Ami--Lina Inverse--Amelia Wil Tesla
Sairune--Ryoko--Washu--Lum--Shampoo--Hanasaki Momoko--Soryu Langley
Asuka--Ayanami Rei--Yohko--Romanova Nene--Asagiri Priss--Yuri (Dirty
Pair)--Kanzaki Akari--Respighi Anna--Skuld--Nuku Nuku--Kagome--Pai

[Tenchi wielding the Illumina Blade]

Obocchan schrieb in Nachricht...
>Kouri no Baka writeth:
>>Obocchan wrote:

>>>
>>> Kouri no Baka wrote:
>>> ><snipping begins here>
>>> >> >Heh. Kaioh, it's so .. odd seeing my name in text, like that ^^;
>>> >>
>>> >> Agreed. I'll be sure to keep that in mind. ^_-
>>> >
>>> >Eh!? ... oooops ...
>>> >
>>> <Galaxialaugh>
>>
>><sigh> Sugooooooooii ... sugoi Galaxia-sama ...
>>
> <sweatdrop> And thus, we may expect another faction
>switch...or another character...or...Icefalcon, put down the buick...
> <rimshot> Seriously, though! I tried to download
>Galaxia's single...an MP3, methinks...but the computer kept stopping right in
>the middle of it. Weird. o_O

Yes, something like this already happened to me as well... Then I tried it
another day, and it worked ^_^

>>> Indeed. One should be careful concerning what one says in this kingdom.
>>^_-
>>
>>Yeah. But these bracelets chafe my- nevermind. I said nothing.
>>
> And what have you been up to lately, hmm? >_>

Isn't that all to obvious, obocchan? ^_-

>>> >> ><snip: New enemies and the NAPHDC>
>>> >>
>>> >> Aw. :*(
>>> >
>>> ><blinks> N-nani?
>>>
>>> It was fun. ^^;
>>
>><blinks> Wakaranai ...
>>
> Hurray!

<piku-piku>

>>> ><continued here (1WR R villains, Eeru to An) >
>>> <SNIP>
>>> >> They both have a cool alien uniform thingy. ^_-
>>> >
>>> >Yeah ... so ... I don't have to worry about a dress that much ...
>>> >although I don't think my hair would look all that good in pink
>>> >and blue ... especially *pastel* pink and blue ...
>>> >
>>>
>>> <another failed attempt to hold in laughter> But
>>you
>>> get a lot of earrings! ^_^
>>
>>I don't *care* about the earrings. ... well, so long as I
> Biiiiiiiii-da!
>
>don't have
>>to wear a dress <tries to picture self in Ann's school uniform and
>>nearly falls out of chair laughing>
>>
> <sweatdrop...trying to push the image from my mind,
>trying, trying...arrgh...>

You should shave your legs before you wear a skirt, okaasan ^_-

>>> >> Besides, Alan has a flute! ^_^
>>> >
>>> ><shrugs> Yeah, well ... I can't play the flute all that well.
>>>
>>> Nyah nyah. ^_- <does a gleeful dance at her
>>insightful
>>> choice of instrument so many years ago...>
>>
>><KI#58> If only I had better lung capacity ... I have a really quick
>>breathing rate. My science teacher said I hyperventilate ^^;;;
>>
> Your...science teacher. <piku> Hmm...this sounds
>just like Hotaru-chan! Now, we need to find you a Harukapapa and a
>Michirumama and a Setsunamama...

I think the Haruka-papa could be k-chan... ^_^

>>> >Now, if only Ann had a piano ^^;
>>>
>>> She could for all we know. It was a nice
>>apartment.
>>> ^_-
>>
>>Hmmmm ... well, I can sing better than her, too! ... technically ...
>>(well, it isn't all that difficult, is it?)
>>
> Oh? When have you heard her sing? ^_-

He must've been on a bad trip ^_-

>>Oh. Well then.
>>
> Moving On!

Go ahead, make my day. ^_^

>>> except the whole "I'm a girl but I'll let you think I'm a guy" thing. 9_9
>>
>><mouths "oh" in silent, sudden comprehension>
>>
> <rolls eyes>

<watches obocchan getting swirly eyes>

>>> ><Mord IS Chibiusa!>
>>>
>>> The Replyians ARE running for the hills!
>>
>>We SOUND like StaCAtto Boy SHATner!
>>
>
> Errgh...wave of nausea...I canna take no more, cap'n!
><shudder>

What should we do now with Chibi-Mord? ^_^;;

>>> >> >> :d <little ideas begin clicking on and off in the
>>> >> >> dark realm known as NeoMerc's mind...>
>>> >> >> Dear god, this is going to start growing into
>>> >> >> something we cannot control...
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Only if more people keep jumping in like this ^_^ Whoever said it was
>>> >> >ever in our control anyway? I'm just glad Dragonfire allows 100MB of
>>> >> >bandwith a *day*, or an interactive 1WR webpage'd never work.
>>> >> >
>>> >> True. Nice to see new faces ...
>>> >
>>> >Just so that the Castle don't get *too* crowded.
>>> >
>>>
>>> O_O [...] <runs to the hot tub>
>>
>>Kyaaaa! <mumbles> And she claims to be the least ecchi of the lot.

Well all know the truth - just think of her preference for naturism ^_-

> No, you fool! They're going to steal
>Skuld-chan...kowaaaaaai...<sniff>

I'll get Skuld back, and if you ask nicely, I'll let you have her on the
weekends... ^_^

>>Well, I never. Tenchiiiii! Ye're gonna lose your blackjack
>>bathtub if ya don't get yer butt over here!

I know, obocchan wants all the girls for herself... how egoistic! ^_^;;

> Eh? Oh, come on... I'm not that bad... And I'm not
>ecchi! ~>|

<gets a laughing fit> First you steal my girls, and then you say THAT? ... Oh,
that was irony you say? ^_^

>>> >> what webpage? O_O ^_-
>>> >
>>> >Just the one I was planning to do on Dragonfire, where ...
>>> >aw, what the heck. My plans were to write a little script that
>>> >would let people basically post to my web space. I'd keep up
>>> >to a megabyte of old posts. The best thing is, since everything
>>> >is done over the Internet, and not on USENET, there would be
>>> >no Formatians! And no limits on "Netscape can only allow
>>> >30k of input"! It could get almost as big as we wanted it
>>> >to, and no-one on the NG could complain ...
>>> >
>>> Aa, wakata... omoshiroi. <starry eyes>
>>
>> ... providing I can get a Dragonfire account. But, I don't see
>>why not. And then ... <evil chuckle> I will be the MASTER OF
>>1WR!!!!! <thunder & lightning> ... er, heh heh, just kidding,
>>you know, a joke? HEH HEH HEH ... <runs>
>>
> I'll just wait til you come back! <whistles Makenai as
>she sharpens a rusty spoon>

Well, I think I'll better take out the METAL ROD again... >:-)

>>> >I really don't believe you forgot the lemons. <pause> Considering all
>>> >the ... interesting things that have come about because of them.
>>> >
>>> kyukyu... but what would you expect when Ecchi
>>Muyo
>>> is a regular visitor? ~>|
>>
>>Well ... I'd expect better memory ^^; Or perhaps the absent-mindedness
>>is a defense against hyper-ecchi stuff ... though I don't believe that-
>>oooops. <runs>
>>
> <eyelid twitch/gritted teeth> Still...waiting...
>makenai...ashita e....seeraa yell...

<readies the metal rod>

>>> ><Beej, the Absent, Mindless Replyian ... kinda redundant, ne? ^^; >
>>> >> >> >> "Very well," replied the ever-watchful
>>NeoMercury,
>>> >> >> >tallying up
>>> >> >> >> complete child care costs and expenses. ^_-
>>> >> >> >
>>> >> >> >And they're in Otaku dollars, no less.
>>> >> >> >
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >> Silly falcon! Otaku dollars are for OW!R ^_-
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Ah, that's right, we have Castle dollars, which are worth less ^_^; My
>>> >> >bad.
>>> >> >
>>> >>
>>> >> LoL...we're the Canadian Otaku Wars!. ^_-
>>> >
>>> >I dunno. I haven't seen Possum Lodge spring up anywhere yet (from
>>> >the Red Green Show). ...
>>> >
>>> <sweatdrop> H...hai.
>>
>>Oy, what a show. "<sings> Oh, the mountain is high, and the valley is
>>low,
>>it's the laws of nature that make it so;
>>but if the valley is high, and the mountain is low, </singing> You're
>>either upside down, or drunk, or both!"
>>
> Too bad that theme is already taken. <g>

Huh? Where?

>>> ><"Possum 911! What's your emergency?">
>>>
>>> hora hora hora... o_O;;
>>
>><laughs> You'd ... have to see it. Although I don't like that show
>>as much as I liked "One Foot in the Grave" before they took that
>>off ... I swear, they rotate their British comedy hour twice
>>monthly on our local PBS station o_O
>>
> Oh, I saw One Foot In the Grave maybe once...
>involved something with a car... <pause> Ehh. Well. Never heard of this
>show with the possum, though. ;P

What's this One Foot In the Grave? Abritish comedy? Never saw it over here...
^_^

>>> >> >NeoMerc heads for the door, but the phone rings. A voice is
>>> >> >heard on the other end, very faint: "Too late, I'm gone! KI number
>>> >> >fifty-five!"
>>> >> >
>>> >> "Wow, you have a good memory," replies
>>NeoMerc,
>>> >
>>> >"No, just guessing. *click dooooooooooooooooo*"
>>> >
>>> "*click dooooooooooooooo*"? mumbled the
>>Senshi.
>>> "Why do I have such a bad feeling about this?"
>>
>>Far away, celebrations are made ..
>>
> ...as the Icesparrow takes a long walk off a short pier.

<Lina impression #14>

>>> >> stalling for time as she traces the call... ^_-
>>> >
>>> >Somewhere, far away, evil laughter is heard ...
>>> >
>>> ...and a meteor falls from the sky... a pair
>>of
>>> cats approach the impact area to investigate... ^_-
>>
>> ... and two bratty kids (genders and identities yet to be sorted
>>out) appear and start bugging people for their energy ...
>>
> ...not stopping many, many people from falling
>madly in love with them and vice versa...
> ...and not one single solitary sailor senshi to get
>in the way of their plans...
>
>>> >> >Now sit full lotus! <kefkalaugh>
>>> >> >
>>> >> Ummm...no. <Urdlaughs>
>>> >
>>> > ... do you have ANY idea how hard it is to find that particular
>>> >WAV? ... anyone know of any - I mean any - AMG! media sites?
>>>
>>> Nani? There's an Urd laughing wav?
>>
>>I'm assuming ... somewhere ... there has to be ...
>
> Oh... <pause> well then. hm. The only OMG!
>wav I've ever heard was one of Skuld (Hisakawa Aya...yaaaattaaaaa!!!).

Sugoi! ^_^

>>> <sigh> I've nae seen even one...
>>
>><monotone> My what a striking coincidence.
>>
> <pikupikupiku>

<ccubic piku>

>>> >> >> Now...if... if he's...the female version...
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Fact one: I am the Ann-equivilent.
>>> >> >
>>> >> Aww...kawaii!
>>> >
>>> ><KI#56>
>>>
>>> <SD-Minako smile>
>>
>>Ay ...
>>
> Nani?

Oi...

>>> >> >> then... and if it's Dion's brother...
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Fact two: I am also Alan (!?)
>>> >> >
>>> >>
>>> >> Hey, waitaminnit...
>>> >
>>> >Wasn't my idea ... hey, don't blame me ... blame Mord! He's
>>> >the one that typed that! ^_-
>>> >
>>> Blame ... Mord ... Wh...Why is that so
>>> familiar? ^_-
>>
>>Ah, the memories ... <clip of ocean liners> <clip of decapitations>
>><clip of "skin wounds"> <clip of sword fights> Actually, these
>>memories aren't all that pleasant -_^;
>>
> No, but... goddammit, I'll fight for them!
>^_- Think of the good times! The wallpaper! The goddesses! The TEXTUAL
>PROOF!

So you admit it? Was about time... ^_-

>>> >> >> Stunned,
>>> >> >> --NeoMercury
>>> >> >> Bishoujo Senshi Seeraa Muun Supaa Essu no Parodii...waitaminnit,
>>you're
>>> >not
>>> >> >> tricking me into that again.
>>> >> >
>>> >> ><chuckles> But you'd make a GOOD Fisheye parody! <runs>

<snipped horrid French :P~ >

>>> >> >Question, though: Is it Super S or Supers? On the eyecatch,
>>> >> >it says "Seeraa Muun Suupaasu!"
>>> >>
>>> >> Supers...but I like saying "Supaa Essu" because it's
>>> >cute. :/
>>> >
>>> ><blinks> So ... you *are* Chibiusa?
>>>
>>> Um...no. <pause> I'm NeoMercury. Nice to meet
>>you.
>>
>>You don't remember that. I'm not surprised. Here is my proof for
>>selective memory. Oh, one mistaken for the PHDC ^_-
>>
> <drops an anvil on Icechickadee> If ya can't say
>somethin' nice...don't say nothin' at all.

Ok, I'll say something nice: You look pretty good when living out your naturist
urge ^_^

>>> >> On the eyecatch I've seen, they said "Seeraa Muuuuuuun", and that's all.
>>> >^^;;;
>>> >
>>> > ... sou da. I was thinking of the "S" eyecatch ("Seeraa Mun Suuupaa!"),
>>>
>>> I love that one! n_n n_n n_n
>>
>>I don't have a favorite eyecatch music ... yet. 'cause I usually listen
>>to the
>>stuff like ... oh, the Death Busters theme, henshin (I kinda liked
>>Usagi's first-season henshin), attack music, the few vocal songs I can
>>find ... Flame Sniper, and Golden Queen Galaxia ^_^;
> Ah...heard most of those, except the singles. :/ You
>know what's cool, though? La Soldier. *_* <sigh>

Yes, it's nice... but I can't choose a disctinct favorite either ^_^

>Although,
>>when I do listen to entire CDs at a time (more often, now), the
>>eyecatches
>>are usually to short for me to remember ... ^^;;
>>
> Talk about selective memory...

Talk about sieves <gestahl grin>

>>> >but the kana on the ... um ... Supers Memorial Box CD cover reads ...
>>>
>>> <sound of an ocean liner falling from the sky>
>>
>>< ... and completely missing the Icefalcon, who is in a mass-conversion
>> bomb proof, underground chamber ^_^ >
>>
> <but smashing through the ground, and landing
>rather forcefully on the ceiling of the chamber, is enough for the walls to
>cave in on poor Icefalcon's head.>

Buried alive... ^_^;;

>>> >wait a minute, that's roman letters .. ah, here we go. The episode title
>>> >and eyecatch track titles are (exactly as written) "Suupaazu sabutaitoru
>>> ><unfamiliar kanji>" and "Suupaasu aikyachi <same kanji", respectively.
>>> >Suupaazu. Supers. <shrugs>
>>> >
>>> Supers...subtitle...
>>supers...eyecatch...WOW!
>>> ^_-
>>
>><claps -_^; >
>>
> <bows> Arigatou gozaimas'...I'll be here all
>week... ^_^;

Encore! ^_-

>>> >> --NeoMercury
>>> >> la la la never give up gambaru wa...
>>> >
>>> >o_O Those actual lyrics? Or are you slower to pick up words than I am?
>>>
>>> erk! Thou hast wounded me to the quick...
>>
>>Um ... no, I was referring to the fact that I don't remember lyrics very
>>well for a week or more ^^;
>>
> Just play the songs...over...and over...and
>over...^_-
>
>>> they're lyrics from Rashiku Ikimashou.
>>
>>Oooooh ... see, I only have the instro version of that song. Never
>>heard the vocals.
>>
>>> You should know, eh? ^_-
>>
>>Eh, heh ... no. I only know ... thirty or so kanji. And the hiragana
>>(more
>>or less), and katakana.
>>
> Pauvre enfant. :P Ou...enfant pauvre?
>errgh...l'oublies.

Hey I can speak French as well: Merde a tete :P

>>> --NeoMercury
>>> who will finally get to hear Usagi's "When The Saints Go Marching In"
>>> today...yaaaaaaaay! n_n**
>>
>><raises eyebrow> Nan da ka?
>
> "O when da saaaaaints...go maachin eeen...oh when da
>saints go maachin' in... oh how I want ta be in da numbaa...when da saints go
>maachin in...(maachin in!)" *enter ultra-kawaii Usagi giggle here*
> It's the cutest song you will ever hear. IMHO. ^_-

Just the time for it is quite wrong...

>>There's this one track on the SuperS movie CD with a whole bunch of
>>schoolkids singing something ... know what this might be?
>
> Sanji no Yosei. ^^;; You've been hit!
>
>>--
>> -|-E the Icefalcon
>>Shadow Galactica no Wars:
>>http://members.tripod.com/~nyakun/smoon/smoon.html
>
>--NeoMercury
>Oh how I want...to be in da numbaa...when da saints go maachin' in...
>--|O<
>I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.

You sure about that? ^_-

> --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
>--|<3<

[The Clinically Dead NeoMercury]

Sigh.

Kouri no Taka and his Chocolate Mint Harukas <i...@ice.net> wrote:
>
> I've got a rough first draft of my future 1WR page at
> http://members.tripod.com/~nyakun/1wr/
> I know, I've got a *lot* to add ... but I started this this
> afternoon and I was wondering what minna thought.
>

Ano...kawaiiiiii...NeoMercury logo. <starry eyes> That's what
I like best. ^^;;; Um...but...how do you figure that Skuld is my love
interest? Hmmmm? If I get a love interest, it has to at least be a senshi. ;P
That was not TEXTUAL PROOF, fyi.
Nice scrolling thingy on the bottom...annoying though it may be.
And as a final note...the Inferiority Complex no longer exists. My only
hope of salvaging it would be to rebuild the page on my little brother's
screen name...but if he ever found out it was there, I'd be dead.
...
<sigh>

The Ever Down On Her Luck,
--NeoMercury
In severe need of a good ocean liner to the head.

[Joe Gerber]

While reading alt.fan.sailor-moon (and generally minding my own

business) on Sun, 31 May 1998 07:21:22 GMT, I read The Clinically
Dead NeoMercury <NeoMe...@removethis.starmail.com> write:

>Sigh.
>
>Kouri no Taka and his Chocolate Mint Harukas <i...@ice.net> wrote:
>>
>> I've got a rough first draft of my future 1WR page at
>> http://members.tripod.com/~nyakun/1wr/
>> I know, I've got a *lot* to add ... but I started this this
>> afternoon and I was wondering what minna thought.

Not too bad, as of 5:25 AM Arizona Time. (At least you have the
option to shut off the stoopid scrolling message. You might also want
to slow it down a bit, so it doesn't go whizzing by.)

(Joe now "Views Source")

Damn, man! All of that JAVA code for a measly little scrolling
message? (And people wonder why I dislike JAVA--a lot of stuff
required to do just a bit of eye candy.)

OTOH, I like the Generator, Description, and Formator fields. ^_-
(And this coming from a guy who doesn't like 'META' tags either.)

For the record, 'twas NeoMerc who first suggested that the thread that
this here is spawned from was the continuation of 1WR. I simply
dubbed it '1WR!R !', in honor of OW!R (and, in the horror of same that
many posters here doubtless feel).

> Ano...kawaiiiiii...NeoMercury logo. <starry eyes> That's what
>I like best. ^^;;; Um...but...how do you figure that Skuld is my love
>interest? Hmmmm? If I get a love interest, it has to at least be a senshi. ;P
>That was not TEXTUAL PROOF, fyi.

Is it at least *SUB*TEXTUAL PROOF?

> Nice scrolling thingy on the bottom...annoying though it may be.
>And as a final note...the Inferiority Complex no longer exists. My only
>hope of salvaging it would be to rebuild the page on my little brother's
>screen name...but if he ever found out it was there, I'd be dead.
> ...
> <sigh>

Joe starts to cry.

Did you at least get any more guestbook entries? (Last I checked,
there were only 4.)

Joe

(Oh, and Ice, I menat that I *disliked* Starlight fuku. However, they
are more effective at frightening youma--I know they frightened me
;-)

[Kouri no Taka and his Chocolate Mint Harukas]

Joe Gerber wrote:
>
> While reading alt.fan.sailor-moon (and generally minding my own
> business) on Sun, 31 May 1998 07:21:22 GMT, I read The Clinically
> Dead NeoMercury <NeoMe...@removethis.starmail.com> write:
>
> >Sigh.
> >
> >Kouri no Taka and his Chocolate Mint Harukas <i...@ice.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> I've got a rough first draft of my future 1WR page at
> >> http://members.tripod.com/~nyakun/1wr/
> >> I know, I've got a *lot* to add ... but I started this this
> >> afternoon and I was wondering what minna thought.
>
> Not too bad, as of 5:25 AM Arizona Time. (At least you have the
> option to shut off the stoopid scrolling message.

<blink> I do:

> Speaking of subversion, ya like the scrolling message down below? Annoy the
> heck out of you? Then click here to stop it! Click here to start it again if
> you change your mind ...

The two "here"s are links to functions that stop and re-start the
scroller when clicked. Didn't it work? It does on my ver. of
Netscape ...

> You might also want to slow it down a bit, so it doesn't go whizzing by.)

Noted.

> (Joe now "Views Source")
>
> Damn, man! All of that JAVA code for a measly little scrolling
> message?

<blinks> Actually, the only JavaScript pertaining to the scroller
is this:

<start code>
var scrollString="Welcome to the future home of One Word Reply! This
page is not
for the faint of heart or bandwidth. If you are here on your on time,
you are
probably wasting it. If here on company time, enjoy! If you are 17 or
younger,
please roll your eyes and continue. If your are 18 or over, just
continue. The
views on this page are those of several arguably insane people. If you
don't like
it, leave. This page does not require a Japanese-capable browser, but I
will throw
in some hiragana, katakana, or kanji if I feel like it so it looks
pretty on my
machine. Ja! ";
var scrollLength=scrollString.length;
var timerid;

function scrollStat() {
var temp;
timerid = window.setTimeout("scrollStat()", 50, "JAVASCRIPT");
temp=scrollString.substring(1, scrollLength) +
scrollString.charAt(0);
scrollString=temp;
window.status=scrollString;
}

function stopScroll() {
window.clearTimeout(timerid);
}
<end code>

Some of it was put in by Tripod, and I thought I might want cookie
support.

> (And people wonder why I dislike JAVA--a lot of stuff required to do just a
> bit of eye candy.)
>
> OTOH, I like the Generator, Description, and Formator fields. ^_-

Well, what can I say. They're accurate ^_^;

> For the record, 'twas NeoMerc who first suggested that the thread that
> this here is spawned from was the continuation of 1WR.

Oops. Arigatou.

> I simply dubbed it '1WR!R !', in honor of OW!R

... what about SMR? ^^;;

> (and, in the horror of same that many posters here doubtless feel).
>
> > Ano...kawaiiiiii...NeoMercury logo. <starry eyes>

<grumbles> Took me longer than I thought it would to make. Had to take a
screen
shot of KanjiKit, then draw in pixel-by-pixel the "Niomakyuri" kana ^_^;
I'm glad you like it, though. The pic is from Doi-sama's page.

> > That's what I like best. ^^;;; Um...but...how do you figure that Skuld is
> > my love interest? Hmmmm?

Skul- nani!? <checks in Notepad> Oooooops, heh heh ... meant to put Urd
^_^;;;
Corrected now.

> > If I get a love interest, it has to at least be a senshi. ;P

Who says? Proof: look at Tenchi ^^;

> >That was not TEXTUAL PROOF, fyi.

I didn't say it was. I said we were AWAITING such PROOF.

> > Nice scrolling thingy on the bottom...annoying though it may be.
> >And as a final note...the Inferiority Complex no longer exists.

Oh ... c'est dommage ... can I put the SS parody on *my* page then? ^_^

> >My only hope of salvaging it would be to rebuild the page on my little
> >brother's screen name...

Naze da ka?

> >but if he ever found out it was there, I'd be dead.
> > ...
> > <sigh>
>
> Joe starts to cry.
>
> Did you at least get any more guestbook entries? (Last I checked,
> there were only 4.)

I would've signed, but I'm not signing guestbook entries 'til I get
a DF account. 'cause that'll be my main space (more perks).

> Joe
>
> (Oh, and Ice, I menat that I *disliked* Starlight fuku.

^^;;;

No new updates (except Skuld->Urd ^_^ ). I've got work to finish.
Ja ...

[The Clinically Dead NeoMercury]

Kouri no Taka and his Chocolate Mint Harukas <i...@ice.net> wrote:
>
> Joe Gerber wrote:
> >
> > While reading alt.fan.sailor-moon (and generally minding my own
> > business) on Sun, 31 May 1998 07:21:22 GMT, I read The Clinically
> > Dead NeoMercury <NeoMe...@removethis.starmail.com> write:
> >

<SNIP>

>
> > Speaking of subversion, ya like the scrolling message down below? Annoy the
> > heck out of you? Then click here to stop it! Click here to start it again if
> > you change your mind ...
>
> The two "here"s are links to functions that stop and re-start the
> scroller when clicked. Didn't it work? It does on my ver. of
> Netscape ...

<shrug> Worked for me.

>
> > You might also want to slow it down a bit, so it doesn't go whizzing by.)
>
> Noted.
>

<laughs> Yeah, took me a while to realize it was down there...
by that time half the message had scrolled by. ^^;;

Show-off. <smirk>

> > For the record, 'twas NeoMerc who first suggested that the thread that
> > this here is spawned from was the continuation of 1WR.
>
> Oops. Arigatou.
>

Shimatta...I don't even remember that. ^_-

> > I simply dubbed it '1WR!R !', in honor of OW!R
>
> ... what about SMR? ^^;;
>

What the hell is that? :)

> > (and, in the horror of same that many posters here doubtless feel).
> >
> > > Ano...kawaiiiiii...NeoMercury logo. <starry eyes>
>
> <grumbles> Took me longer than I thought it would to make. Had to take a
> screen
> shot of KanjiKit, then draw in pixel-by-pixel the "Niomakyuri" kana ^_^;
> I'm glad you like it, though. The pic is from Doi-sama's page.
>

Aw, all that trouble for a halfway dead senshi. Thank
ye. And I knew that pic looked familiar. ^_-

> > > That's what I like best. ^^;;; Um...but...how do you figure that Skuld is
> > > my love interest? Hmmmm?
>
> Skul- nani!? <checks in Notepad> Oooooops, heh heh ... meant to put Urd
> ^_^;;;
> Corrected now.
>

Urd? Well...I can live with that... Skuld is a lil'
too young...

> > > If I get a love interest, it has to at least be a senshi. ;P
>
> Who says? Proof: look at Tenchi ^^;
>

Biiiii-da! <sulk>

> > >That was not TEXTUAL PROOF, fyi.
>
> I didn't say it was. I said we were AWAITING such PROOF.
>

No, I meant...well...forget what I meant. <creeps off>

> > > Nice scrolling thingy on the bottom...annoying though it may be.
> > >And as a final note...the Inferiority Complex no longer exists.
>
> Oh ... c'est dommage ... can I put the SS parody on *my* page then? ^_^
>

<sweatdrop> Why would you want to?

> > >My only hope of salvaging it would be to rebuild the page on my little
> > >brother's screen name...
>
> Naze da ka?
>

Because he has a screen name, therefore he has a
personal publisher with which I can recreate the page. OTOH, I could always
try geocities or something equally as crappy... but I'm afraid it'll suck
even more than it did before. x_x

> > >but if he ever found out it was there, I'd be dead.
> > > ...
> > > <sigh>
> >
> > Joe starts to cry.

Don't mock me. ^_-

> >
> > Did you at least get any more guestbook entries? (Last I checked,
> > there were only 4.)
>

<mournful sigh> iie... only four brave souls. Then again,
I never really advertised the page. Did get 80 hits, though! <grin>

> I would've signed, but I'm not signing guestbook entries 'til I get
> a DF account. 'cause that'll be my main space (more perks).
>

Yeah. Sure. ^_-

> > Joe
> >
> > (Oh, and Ice, I menat that I *disliked* Starlight fuku.
>
> ^^;;;
>

<nervous cough>

> No new updates (except Skuld->Urd ^_^ ). I've got work to finish.
> Ja ...
> --
>
> -|-E the Icefalcon
>
> Shadow Galactica no Wars:
> http://members.tripod.com/~nyakun/smoon/smoon.html

--NeoMercury
How ironic that the Taiki page was killed on his birthday... tsk tsk.

[Kouri no Taka and his Chocolate Mint Harukas]

Taking notes ... and updating two pages at once. *sigh*

The Clinically Dead NeoMercury wrote:
<Scroller snip>

> > > You might also want to slow it down a bit, so it doesn't go whizzing by.)
> >
> > Noted.
> >
>
> <laughs> Yeah, took me a while to realize it was down there...
> by that time half the message had scrolled by. ^^;;

Okay, it's now slowed down. Howzat?

> > > (Joe now "Views Source")
> > >
> > > Damn, man! All of that JAVA code for a measly little scrolling
> > > message?
> >
> > <blinks> Actually, the only JavaScript pertaining to the scroller
> > is this:
> >

<snip code>

> >
> > Some of it was put in by Tripod, and I thought I might want cookie
> > support.
> >
>
> Show-off. <smirk>

Ha- er, no, just... proving ... a point. Yeah. ^_^;; Seriously, I'm
getting into the habit of adding code to show what I mean.

> > > For the record, 'twas NeoMerc who first suggested that the thread that
> > > this here is spawned from was the continuation of 1WR.
> >
> > Oops. Arigatou.
> >
>
> Shimatta...I don't even remember that. ^_-

's alright, neither do I. But we all know how good my memory is.

> > > I simply dubbed it '1WR!R !', in honor of OW!R
> >
> > ... what about SMR? ^^;;
> >
>
> What the hell is that? :)

Cute. Real cute. I should've seen it coming.

> > > (and, in the horror of same that many posters here doubtless feel).
> > >
> > > > Ano...kawaiiiiii...NeoMercury logo. <starry eyes>
> >
> > <grumbles> Took me longer than I thought it would to make. Had to take a
> > screen
> > shot of KanjiKit, then draw in pixel-by-pixel the "Niomakyuri" kana ^_^;
> > I'm glad you like it, though. The pic is from Doi-sama's page.
> >
>
> Aw, all that trouble for a halfway dead senshi. Thank
> ye.

Well, Oh Holy Bomb, Oh Everlasting Bomb, Oh- er, where'd that come
from!?
Oh, right. I meant "Well, for the creator and twister of 1WR into what
it's become, it's the least I could do." <shrugs> It only took about
10-15
minutes to do. <pause> I think. Well, no, comparing Time-Created stuff
in Win95 for the two files (from Doi-san's page and the final version),
it took a good twenty minutes to finish. Wow. Not bad, though, if I
do say so myself.

> And I knew that pic looked familiar. ^_-

Well ^^; If I can ever scan in a better Ami pic I have from a card,
I'll use that.

> > > > That's what I like best. ^^;;; Um...but...how do you figure that Skuld is
> > > > my love interest? Hmmmm?
> >
> > Skul- nani!? <checks in Notepad> Oooooops, heh heh ... meant to put Urd
> > ^_^;;;
> > Corrected now.
> >
>
> Urd? Well...I can live with that... Skuld is a lil'
> too young...

It was just an innocent typo ...

> > > > If I get a love interest, it has to at least be a senshi. ;P
> >
> > Who says? Proof: look at Tenchi ^^;
> >
>
> Biiiii-da! <sulk>

<chuckles> I don't suppose that was a good example. Look at Mord.

> > > >That was not TEXTUAL PROOF, fyi.
> >
> > I didn't say it was. I said we were AWAITING such PROOF.
>
> No, I meant...well...forget what I meant. <creeps off>

<blinks> Um. Okay ...

> > > > Nice scrolling thingy on the bottom...annoying though it may be.
> > > >And as a final note...the Inferiority Complex no longer exists.
> >
> > Oh ... c'est dommage ... can I put the SS parody on *my* page then? ^_^
> >
>
> <sweatdrop> Why would you want to?

<chuckles> I have to admit I kind of liked it. Then again, I liked the
first eight chapters of "Usagi is Dead, Usagi is Dead, Hip Hip Hooray",
too. It's a very ... different story indeed. A few real interesting
twists. I guess I have to say I like it, too.

> > > >My only hope of salvaging it would be to rebuild the page on my little
> > > >brother's screen name...
> >
> > Naze da ka?
>
> Because he has a screen name, therefore he has a
> personal publisher with which I can recreate the page.

<blinks> If it's the actual making of the page, you have a computer
student and a perfectionist here, both of which run webpages and
are Replyians.

> OTOH, I could always try geocities or something equally as crappy...
> but I'm afraid it'll suck even more than it did before. x_x

Je ne saurais pas.

> > > >but if he ever found out it was there, I'd be dead.
> > > > ...
> > > > <sigh>
> > >
> > > Joe starts to cry.
>
> Don't mock me. ^_-

I'm hurt. Would we ever mock you?

> > > Did you at least get any more guestbook entries? (Last I checked,
> > > there were only 4.)
> >
>
> <mournful sigh> iie... only four brave souls. Then again,
> I never really advertised the page. Did get 80 hits, though! <grin>

In such a short time!? I've had my page open since the end of February,
I think at least twice as long as yours has, and I have 140 hits ...
Well, with minor advertisement, too.

> > I would've signed, but I'm not signing guestbook entries 'til I get
> > a DF account. 'cause that'll be my main space (more perks).
> >
>
> Yeah. Sure. ^_-

<KI#58> Nyah. I see no reason why I should be able to get a DF
account. And then ... today, Crystal Tokyo, tomorrow, THE GALAXY!!!
<Galaxialaugh - yes, Galaxia definitely warrants her name capitalized
in her laugh!>

> > > Joe
> > >
> > > (Oh, and Ice, I menat that I *disliked* Starlight fuku.
> >
> > ^^;;;
> >
>
> <nervous cough>

Heh heh ... I guess it's just the novelty, compared to the very-familiar
seifuku. You have to admit, though, they have a real cool henshin
theme, plus their entrance music ... Hmm. Yeah, when I stumbled
onto it on the first Stars CD, I played it about three times. And
I ended up playing " 'Rashiku' Ikimashou" about twenty today. You
guys have me hooked on that song ^^; And ... ... <"V"FV> I did
a romanization of that song today, compared it with the one at
Lyric Moon ... it's pretty darn close, bay-bee! <luccalaugh> Although,
admittedly, I did have to do about half of the song by ear. Darn
kanji. ... I'm rambling, aren't I?
--

-|-E the Icefalcon
"I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!"
- Dark Helmet, "Spaceballs"

[Kouri no Taka and his Chocolate Mint Harukas]

Yay! Stupid Netscape JavaScript is worthless, but I finally twisted it
to greet people when they come to the page! And, through the magic of
cookies, it knows who it's greeting! So, enjoy! And if you don't like
the greeting, there's an option to turn it off.
--

-|-E the Icefalcon
"So, I see you have the power of the Scwartz, Lone Star. Yours is
as big as mine; let's see if you can handle it!"
- Dark Helmet, "Spaceballs"

[Kouri no Taka and his Chocolate Mint Harukas]

The Clinically Dead NeoMercury wrote:
>

> Kouri no Taka and his Chocolate Mint Harukas <i...@ice.net> wrote:
> >

> > Taking notes ... and updating two pages at once. *sigh*
> >
>

> Poor dear.

Well ... they're both badly overdue ^^; I update about as frequently
as <pause> Jet Wolf.

> > The Clinically Dead NeoMercury wrote:
> > <Scroller snip>

> > > <laughs> Yeah, took me a while to realize it was down there...
> > > by that time half the message had scrolled by. ^^;;
> >
> > Okay, it's now slowed down. Howzat?
> >
>

> ya got me. I'll have to check later, but it's probably fine. ^^;;

Well, it's about half as fast, so it should be.

> > > Shimatta...I don't even remember that. ^_-
> >
> > 's alright, neither do I. But we all know how good my memory is.
> >
>

> We do? <sideways glance>

Obviously you've forgotten <grin>

> > > > > I simply dubbed it '1WR!R !', in honor of OW!R
> > > >
> > > > ... what about SMR? ^^;;
> > > >
> > >
> > > What the hell is that? :)
> >
> > Cute. Real cute. I should've seen it coming.
> >
>

> <bows> Thank you...I'm here all week...

And look at the house just empty out -_^;

> > > Aw, all that trouble for a halfway dead senshi. Thank
> > > ye.
> >
> > Well, Oh Holy Bomb, Oh Everlasting Bomb, Oh- er, where'd that come
> > from!?
>

> Um...nani? o_O

Heh ... didn't you see MST3K last night?

> > Well ^^; If I can ever scan in a better Ami pic I have from a card,
> > I'll use that.
> >
>

> Oi, I have a lot of those. :P Ever seen that one from manga 16 with
> Ami ripping a book in half? ^_^

Um ... no ... but I can imagine ... ya know, I think that'd be pretty
appropriate ^_-

> > > > > > If I get a love interest, it has to at least be a senshi. ;P
> > > >
> > > > Who says? Proof: look at Tenchi ^^;
> > > >
> > >
> > > Biiiii-da! <sulk>
> >
> > <chuckles> I don't suppose that was a good example. Look at Mord.
> >
>

> Fuku boy? I'd rather not. ^^;;

Point. >_<

> > > > > > Nice scrolling thingy on the bottom...annoying though it may be.
> > > > > >And as a final note...the Inferiority Complex no longer exists.
> > > >
> > > > Oh ... c'est dommage ... can I put the SS parody on *my* page then? ^_^
> > > >
> > >
> > > <sweatdrop> Why would you want to?
> >
> > <chuckles> I have to admit I kind of liked it. Then again, I liked the
> > first eight chapters of "Usagi is Dead, Usagi is Dead, Hip Hip Hooray",
> > too. It's a very ... different story indeed. A few real interesting
> > twists. I guess I have to say I like it, too.
>

> <sighs and shakes head> I'll never understand.

<grins> Well. Will anyone. I believe I've mentioned my unique
and colorful persona? Although ... I dunno. It's just the
uniqueness of the story that appeals to me, I suppose ...
a bit kowai at times, when compared to what I'm used to in
SM ... but, interesting ... <chuckles> Although the author
o' that story was an evil twisted genius. There's no other
explanation.

> > > > > >My only hope of salvaging it would be to rebuild the page on my little
> > > > > >brother's screen name...
> > > >
> > > > Naze da ka?
> > >
> > > Because he has a screen name, therefore he has a
> > > personal publisher with which I can recreate the page.
> >
> > <blinks> If it's the actual making of the page, you have a computer
> > student and a perfectionist here, both of which run webpages and
> > are Replyians.
>

> Elaboration, s'il vous plait? o_O

Nevermind. ^^;

> > > OTOH, I could always try geocities or something equally as crappy...
> > > but I'm afraid it'll suck even more than it did before. x_x
> >
> > Je ne saurais pas.
>

> Saurais? sigh...gonna have to go look that up.

"I wouldn't know". "Saurais" is conditional for "savoir".

> > > > > >but if he ever found out it was there, I'd be dead.
> > > > > > ...
> > > > > > <sigh>
> > > > >
> > > > > Joe starts to cry.
> > >
> > > Don't mock me. ^_-
> >
> > I'm hurt. Would we ever mock you?
>

> Yes. And you'd do it again, too.

Heeey. <whap> Who asked you.
"Um ... you did."
Oh. That's right. Well forget I said anything.

> > Heh heh ... I guess it's just the novelty, compared to the very-familiar
> > seifuku. You have to admit, though, they have a real cool henshin
> > theme, plus their entrance music ... Hmm. Yeah, when I stumbled
> > onto it on the first Stars CD, I played it about three times. And
> > I ended up playing " 'Rashiku' Ikimashou" about twenty today. You
> > guys have me hooked on that song ^^; And ... ... <"V"FV> I did
> > a romanization of that song today, compared it with the one at
> > Lyric Moon ... it's pretty darn close, bay-bee! <luccalaugh> Although,
> > admittedly, I did have to do about half of the song by ear. Darn
> > kanji. ... I'm rambling, aren't I?
>

> Indeed. Wish I had time to dissect that paragraph...maybe later.

Then I won't snip it ... *this* time.

> > "I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!"
> > - Dark Helmet, "Spaceballs"
>

> LoL... such language... though that was a good movie.

Best parody I know of. Arguably better than "Bored of the Rings".
So, last night, I watched "Event Horizon", MST3K, then
"Spaceballs". So I was up 'til two. But I wouldn't have missed
that movie. And I'm probably watching it again tonight.
--

-|-E the Icefalcon
Return of the Random Quote:
"Opus, Mr. Spock doesn't say 'Let's blast their buns off'."
- Cutter John, "Bloom County"

[The Clinically Dead NeoMercury]

Kouri no Taka and his Chocolate Mint Harukas <i...@ice.net> wrote:
>

> Taking notes ... and updating two pages at once. *sigh*
>

Poor dear.

> The Clinically Dead NeoMercury wrote:
> <Scroller snip>
> > > > You might also want to slow it down a bit, so it doesn't go whizzing by.)
> > >
> > > Noted.
> > >
> >
> > <laughs> Yeah, took me a while to realize it was down there...
> > by that time half the message had scrolled by. ^^;;
>
> Okay, it's now slowed down. Howzat?
>

ya got me. I'll have to check later, but it's probably fine. ^^;;

> > > > For the record, 'twas NeoMerc who first suggested that the thread that

> > > > this here is spawned from was the continuation of 1WR.
> > >
> > > Oops. Arigatou.
> > >
> >
> > Shimatta...I don't even remember that. ^_-
>
> 's alright, neither do I. But we all know how good my memory is.
>

We do? <sideways glance>

> > > > I simply dubbed it '1WR!R !', in honor of OW!R
> > >
> > > ... what about SMR? ^^;;
> > >
> >
> > What the hell is that? :)
>
> Cute. Real cute. I should've seen it coming.
>

<bows> Thank you...I'm here all week...

> > > > (and, in the horror of same that many posters here doubtless feel).

> > > >
> > > > > Ano...kawaiiiiii...NeoMercury logo. <starry eyes>
> > >
> > > <grumbles> Took me longer than I thought it would to make. Had to take a
> > > screen
> > > shot of KanjiKit, then draw in pixel-by-pixel the "Niomakyuri" kana ^_^;
> > > I'm glad you like it, though. The pic is from Doi-sama's page.
> > >
> >
> > Aw, all that trouble for a halfway dead senshi. Thank
> > ye.
>
> Well, Oh Holy Bomb, Oh Everlasting Bomb, Oh- er, where'd that come
> from!?

Um...nani? o_O

>
> Well ^^; If I can ever scan in a better Ami pic I have from a card,
> I'll use that.
>

Oi, I have a lot of those. :P Ever seen that one from manga 16 with

Ami ripping a book in half? ^_^

> > > > > That's what I like best. ^^;;; Um...but...how do you figure that Skuld is

> > > > > my love interest? Hmmmm?
> > >
> > > Skul- nani!? <checks in Notepad> Oooooops, heh heh ... meant to put Urd
> > > ^_^;;;
> > > Corrected now.
> > >
> >
> > Urd? Well...I can live with that... Skuld is a lil'
> > too young...
>
> It was just an innocent typo ...
>

Very well...

> > > > > If I get a love interest, it has to at least be a senshi. ;P
> > >
> > > Who says? Proof: look at Tenchi ^^;
> > >
> >
> > Biiiii-da! <sulk>
>
> <chuckles> I don't suppose that was a good example. Look at Mord.
>

Fuku boy? I'd rather not. ^^;;

> > > > > Nice scrolling thingy on the bottom...annoying though it may be.

> > > > >And as a final note...the Inferiority Complex no longer exists.
> > >
> > > Oh ... c'est dommage ... can I put the SS parody on *my* page then? ^_^
> > >
> >
> > <sweatdrop> Why would you want to?
>
> <chuckles> I have to admit I kind of liked it. Then again, I liked the
> first eight chapters of "Usagi is Dead, Usagi is Dead, Hip Hip Hooray",
> too. It's a very ... different story indeed. A few real interesting
> twists. I guess I have to say I like it, too.
>

<sighs and shakes head> I'll never understand.

> > > > >My only hope of salvaging it would be to rebuild the page on my little

> > > > >brother's screen name...
> > >
> > > Naze da ka?
> >
> > Because he has a screen name, therefore he has a
> > personal publisher with which I can recreate the page.
>
> <blinks> If it's the actual making of the page, you have a computer
> student and a perfectionist here, both of which run webpages and
> are Replyians.
>

Elaboration, s'il vous plait? o_O

> > OTOH, I could always try geocities or something equally as crappy...
> > but I'm afraid it'll suck even more than it did before. x_x
>
> Je ne saurais pas.
>

Saurais? sigh...gonna have to go look that up.

> > > > >but if he ever found out it was there, I'd be dead.

> > > > > ...
> > > > > <sigh>
> > > >
> > > > Joe starts to cry.
> >
> > Don't mock me. ^_-
>
> I'm hurt. Would we ever mock you?
>

Yes. And you'd do it again, too.

> > > > Did you at least get any more guestbook entries? (Last I checked,

such language...

--Merc

[The Clinically Dead NeoMercury]

Kouri no Taka and his Chocolate Mint Harukas <i...@ice.net> wrote:
>

> Taking notes ... and updating two pages at once. *sigh*
>

Poor dear.

> The Clinically Dead NeoMercury wrote:
> <Scroller snip>
> > > > You might also want to slow it down a bit, so it doesn't go whizzing by.)
> > >
> > > Noted.
> > >
> >
> > <laughs> Yeah, took me a while to realize it was down there...
> > by that time half the message had scrolled by. ^^;;
>
> Okay, it's now slowed down. Howzat?
>

ya got me. I'll have to check later, but it's probably fine. ^^;;

> > > > For the record, 'twas NeoMerc who first suggested that the thread that

> > > > this here is spawned from was the continuation of 1WR.
> > >
> > > Oops. Arigatou.
> > >
> >
> > Shimatta...I don't even remember that. ^_-
>
> 's alright, neither do I. But we all know how good my memory is.
>

We do? <sideways glance>

> > > > I simply dubbed it '1WR!R !', in honor of OW!R
> > >
> > > ... what about SMR? ^^;;
> > >
> >
> > What the hell is that? :)
>
> Cute. Real cute. I should've seen it coming.
>

<bows> Thank you...I'm here all week...

> > > > (and, in the horror of same that many posters here doubtless feel).

> > > >
> > > > > Ano...kawaiiiiii...NeoMercury logo. <starry eyes>
> > >
> > > <grumbles> Took me longer than I thought it would to make. Had to take a
> > > screen
> > > shot of KanjiKit, then draw in pixel-by-pixel the "Niomakyuri" kana ^_^;
> > > I'm glad you like it, though. The pic is from Doi-sama's page.
> > >
> >
> > Aw, all that trouble for a halfway dead senshi. Thank
> > ye.
>
> Well, Oh Holy Bomb, Oh Everlasting Bomb, Oh- er, where'd that come
> from!?

Um...nani? o_O

>
> Well ^^; If I can ever scan in a better Ami pic I have from a card,
> I'll use that.
>

Oi, I have a lot of those. :P Ever seen that one from manga 16 with

Ami ripping a book in half? ^_^

> > > > > That's what I like best. ^^;;; Um...but...how do you figure that Skuld is

> > > > > my love interest? Hmmmm?
> > >
> > > Skul- nani!? <checks in Notepad> Oooooops, heh heh ... meant to put Urd
> > > ^_^;;;
> > > Corrected now.
> > >
> >
> > Urd? Well...I can live with that... Skuld is a lil'
> > too young...
>
> It was just an innocent typo ...
>

Very well...

> > > > > If I get a love interest, it has to at least be a senshi. ;P
> > >
> > > Who says? Proof: look at Tenchi ^^;
> > >
> >
> > Biiiii-da! <sulk>
>
> <chuckles> I don't suppose that was a good example. Look at Mord.
>

Fuku boy? I'd rather not. ^^;;

> > > > > Nice scrolling thingy on the bottom...annoying though it may be.

> > > > >And as a final note...the Inferiority Complex no longer exists.
> > >
> > > Oh ... c'est dommage ... can I put the SS parody on *my* page then? ^_^
> > >
> >
> > <sweatdrop> Why would you want to?
>
> <chuckles> I have to admit I kind of liked it. Then again, I liked the
> first eight chapters of "Usagi is Dead, Usagi is Dead, Hip Hip Hooray",
> too. It's a very ... different story indeed. A few real interesting
> twists. I guess I have to say I like it, too.
>

<sighs and shakes head> I'll never understand.

> > > > >My only hope of salvaging it would be to rebuild the page on my little

> > > > >brother's screen name...
> > >
> > > Naze da ka?
> >
> > Because he has a screen name, therefore he has a
> > personal publisher with which I can recreate the page.
>
> <blinks> If it's the actual making of the page, you have a computer
> student and a perfectionist here, both of which run webpages and
> are Replyians.
>

Elaboration, s'il vous plait? o_O

> > OTOH, I could always try geocities or something equally as crappy...
> > but I'm afraid it'll suck even more than it did before. x_x
>
> Je ne saurais pas.
>

Saurais? sigh...gonna have to go look that up.

> > > > >but if he ever found out it was there, I'd be dead.

> > > > > ...
> > > > > <sigh>
> > > >
> > > > Joe starts to cry.
> >
> > Don't mock me. ^_-
>
> I'm hurt. Would we ever mock you?
>

Yes. And you'd do it again, too.

> Heh heh ... I guess it's just the novelty, compared to the very-familiar

> seifuku. You have to admit, though, they have a real cool henshin
> theme, plus their entrance music ... Hmm. Yeah, when I stumbled
> onto it on the first Stars CD, I played it about three times. And
> I ended up playing " 'Rashiku' Ikimashou" about twenty today. You
> guys have me hooked on that song ^^; And ... ... <"V"FV> I did
> a romanization of that song today, compared it with the one at
> Lyric Moon ... it's pretty darn close, bay-bee! <luccalaugh> Although,
> admittedly, I did have to do about half of the song by ear. Darn
> kanji. ... I'm rambling, aren't I?

Indeed. Wish I had time to dissect that paragraph...maybe later.

> --

>
> -|-E the Icefalcon
> "I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!"
> - Dark Helmet, "Spaceballs"

LoL... such language... though that was a good movie.

--NeoMercury

[Joe Gerber]

While reading alt.fan.sailor-moon (and generally minding my own

business) on Sun, 31 May 1998 20:36:17 GMT, I read The Clinically
Dead NeoMercury <neome...@removethis.hotmail.com> write:

[2 for the price of 1, again]

>Kouri no Taka and his Chocolate Mint Harukas <i...@ice.net> wrote:
>>
>> Joe Gerber wrote:

>> > Speaking of subversion, ya like the scrolling message down below? Annoy the
>> > heck out of you? Then click here to stop it! Click here to start it again if
>> > you change your mind ...
>>
>> The two "here"s are links to functions that stop and re-start the
>> scroller when clicked. Didn't it work? It does on my ver. of
>> Netscape ...
>
> <shrug> Worked for me.

Yes, yes, I *know* it works. I was simply complinmenting Ice on the
foresight to include that option. (I've run into far too many pages
that *don't* do this. I usually don't return to said pages too
often.)

>> > (Joe now "Views Source")
>> >
>> > Damn, man! All of that JAVA code for a measly little scrolling
>> > message?
>>
>> <blinks> Actually, the only JavaScript pertaining to the scroller
>> is this:

[snip Ice proving my point in spades--what ever happened to the KISS
rule?]

>> > For the record, 'twas NeoMerc who first suggested that the thread that
>> > this here is spawned from was the continuation of 1WR.
>>
>> Oops. Arigatou.

Actually, you were right <sweatdrop>. The genesis was:

[NeoMerc]
><pauses for a moment...then smiles comfortedly at the thought of having started
>a thread. woohoo!>
[me]
Ahhhh! It's 1WR!R !!!!! RUN!!!

>> > > That's what I like best. ^^;;; Um...but...how do you figure that Skuld is
>> > > my love interest? Hmmmm?
>>
>> Skul- nani!? <checks in Notepad> Oooooops, heh heh ... meant to put Urd
>> ^_^;;;
>> Corrected now.
>>
>
> Urd? Well...I can live with that... Skuld is a lil'
>too young...

Well, you *have* invoked Skuld's name; I don't think that you have
done likewise for Urd.

>> > > Nice scrolling thingy on the bottom...annoying though it may be.
>> > >And as a final note...the Inferiority Complex no longer exists.

>> > Joe starts to cry.
>
> Don't mock me. ^_-

Hey! I even advertised your page. (OK, OK so it was in a couple of
emails to k-chan,, it's still advertising.)

>> > Did you at least get any more guestbook entries? (Last I checked,
>> > there were only 4.)
>>
>
> <mournful sigh> iie... only four brave souls. Then again,
>I never really advertised the page. Did get 80 hits, though! <grin>

Yes, well 15 or so of them were probablly me. ^^;;;;;;;;;;; (OTOH,
the first guestbook entry was from some girl named NeoMercuy.)

>> > Joe
>> >
>> > (Oh, and Ice, I menat that I *disliked* Starlight fuku.
>>
>> ^^;;;
>>
>
> <nervous cough>

What? Jeeze, you don't expect me to sit on the fence for
*everything*, do you?

Joe

[The Clinically Dead NeoMercury]

jge...@theriver.com (Joe Gerber) wrote:
>
> While reading alt.fan.sailor-moon (and generally minding my own

> business) on Sun, 31 May 1998 20:36:17 GMT, I read The Clinically
> Dead NeoMercury <neome...@removethis.hotmail.com> write:
>
> [2 for the price of 1, again]

> >Kouri no Taka and his Chocolate Mint Harukas <i...@ice.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> Joe Gerber wrote:
>

<the scrolling message>

> Yes, yes, I *know* it works. I was simply complinmenting Ice on the
> foresight to include that option. (I've run into far too many pages
> that *don't* do this. I usually don't return to said pages too
> often.)
>
>

>_> Oh. Heh. Err...<ducks>

> >> > (Joe now "Views Source")
> >> >
> >> > Damn, man! All of that JAVA code for a measly little scrolling
> >> > message?
> >>
> >> <blinks> Actually, the only JavaScript pertaining to the scroller
> >> is this:
>

> [snip Ice proving my point in spades--what ever happened to the KISS
> rule?]
>

KISS rule? Nanda yo?

> >> > For the record, 'twas NeoMerc who first suggested that the thread that
> >> > this here is spawned from was the continuation of 1WR.
> >>
> >> Oops. Arigatou.
>

> Actually, you were right <sweatdrop>. The genesis was:
>
> [NeoMerc]
> ><pauses for a moment...then smiles comfortedly at the thought of having started
> >a thread. woohoo!>
> [me]
> Ahhhh! It's 1WR!R !!!!! RUN!!!
>

Close enough. ^_- <Merc yearns for a wider vocabulary, seeing as most
of her replies consist of two-four words o_O;;>

> >> > > That's what I like best. ^^;;; Um...but...how do you figure that Skuld is
> >> > > my love interest? Hmmmm?
> >>
> >> Skul- nani!? <checks in Notepad> Oooooops, heh heh ... meant to put Urd
> >> ^_^;;;
> >> Corrected now.
> >>
> >
> > Urd? Well...I can live with that... Skuld is a lil'
> >too young...
>

> Well, you *have* invoked Skuld's name; I don't think that you have
> done likewise for Urd.
>

*ah-heh-hem* Ohh, believe me, I have..

> >> > > Nice scrolling thingy on the bottom...annoying though it may be.
> >> > >And as a final note...the Inferiority Complex no longer exists.

> >> > Joe starts to cry.
> >
> > Don't mock me. ^_-
>

> Hey! I even advertised your page. (OK, OK so it was in a couple of
> emails to k-chan,, it's still advertising.)
>

<sweatdrop> k-chan? Now why would you do a thing like that? o_O Oy,
don't like people talking about me... x_x

> >> > Did you at least get any more guestbook entries? (Last I checked,
> >> > there were only 4.)
> >>
> >
> > <mournful sigh> iie... only four brave souls. Then again,
> >I never really advertised the page. Did get 80 hits, though! <grin>
>

> Yes, well 15 or so of them were probablly me. ^^;;;;;;;;;;; (OTOH,
> the first guestbook entry was from some girl named NeoMercuy.)
>

<NM holds a 'censored' sign in front of Joe's face, whistling innocently>

> >> > Joe
> >> >
> >> > (Oh, and Ice, I menat that I *disliked* Starlight fuku.
> >>
> >> ^^;;;
> >>
> >
> > <nervous cough>
>

> What? Jeeze, you don't expect me to sit on the fence for
> *everything*, do you?
>

Yes... is that a bad thing?

> Joe
>

--NeoMercury
Who wants her old e-mail back. Arrrgh. I hate logging in. :/

[Kouri no Taka and his Chocolate Mint Harukas]

I, too, am not going to make two posts here. So I'm lazy. Sue me.
Nee, better yet, don't. I've spent just about all my money on SM
CDs (and I still have no JP episodes! Sad, ne?)

The Clinically Dead NeoMercury wrote:
>

> jge...@theriver.com (Joe Gerber) wrote:
> >
<s!>

> <the scrolling message>
> > Yes, yes, I *know* it works. I was simply complinmenting Ice on the
> > foresight to include that option. (I've run into far too many pages
> > that *don't* do this. I usually don't return to said pages too
> > often.)

Oooooooops. I gotta find the original message, I think I must've
misread it ^^;;;

> > >> > (Joe now "Views Source")
> > >> >
> > >> > Damn, man! All of that JAVA code for a measly little scrolling
> > >> > message?
> > >>
> > >> <blinks> Actually, the only JavaScript pertaining to the scroller
> > >> is this:
> >

> > [snip Ice proving my point in spades--what ever happened to the KISS
> > rule?]

Whaddya want, a built-in JScript "StatusScroll(String s)" function?
^^;;;
It seems simple to me. Post message. Increment position in message.
Loop. <shrug>

> KISS rule? Nanda yo?

Kay Eye Ess Ess ... hmmm. Wait a minute ... Oh, right. Keep It Simple,
Stupid! Well, in the era of 30k programs that open a window with the
caption "Hello, World!" then terminate, KISS is pretty much thrown
out the window ^_^;; Besides, I'm willing to break my neck writing and
maintaining a simple, very re-usable snippet o' code. Now if only
I could figure out what's wrong with my VESA program O_o

> > >> > For the record, 'twas NeoMerc who first suggested that the thread that
> > >> > this here is spawned from was the continuation of 1WR.
> > >>
> > >> Oops. Arigatou.
> >

> > Actually, you were right <sweatdrop>. The genesis was:
> >
> > [NeoMerc]
> > ><pauses for a moment...then smiles comfortedly at the thought of having started
> > >a thread. woohoo!>
> > [me]
> > Ahhhh! It's 1WR!R !!!!! RUN!!!
>
> Close enough. ^_- <Merc yearns for a wider vocabulary, seeing as most
> of her replies consist of two-four words o_O;;>

You prefer to be a windbag?

<snip>

> > >
> > > Urd? Well...I can live with that... Skuld is a lil'
> > >too young...
> >

> > Well, you *have* invoked Skuld's name; I don't think that you have
> > done likewise for Urd.
>
> *ah-heh-hem* Ohh, believe me, I have..

... and I quote:
"Urd is drop-dead gorgeous, I don't care *how* straight you are."

Now do you see? <evilgrin - while running, bien sur>

> > >> > > Nice scrolling thingy on the bottom...annoying though it may be.
> > >> > >And as a final note...the Inferiority Complex no longer exists.

> > >> > Joe starts to cry.
> > >
> > > Don't mock me. ^_-
> >

> > Hey! I even advertised your page. (OK, OK so it was in a couple of
> > emails to k-chan,, it's still advertising.)
>
> <sweatdrop> k-chan? Now why would you do a thing like that? o_O Oy,
> don't like people talking about me... x_x

You get used to it once you've had people say ... less-than-flattering
things to you at random, people you don't know, for no apparent
reason whatsoever O_o ... I think this guy had crossed eyes <kefkagrin>

> > >> > Did you at least get any more guestbook entries? (Last I checked,
> > >> > there were only 4.)
> > >>
> > >
> > > <mournful sigh> iie... only four brave souls. Then again,
> > >I never really advertised the page. Did get 80 hits, though! <grin>
> >

> > Yes, well 15 or so of them were probablly me. ^^;;;;;;;;;;;

o_O; Don't have much to do, do you?

> > (OTOH, the first guestbook entry was from some girl named NeoMercuy.)
>
> <NM holds a 'censored' sign in front of Joe's face, whistling innocently>

Oh, come on. It's never worked before.

<a large ocean liner falls on the Icefalcon>

> > >> > (Oh, and Ice, I mentat that I *disliked* Starlight fuku.
> > >>
> > >> ^^;;;
> > >>
> > >
> > > <nervous cough>
> >

> > What? Jeeze, you don't expect me to sit on the fence for
> > *everything*, do you?
>
> Yes... is that a bad thing?

"..." ;;

[Tenchi wielding the Illumina Blade]

Kouri no Taka and his Chocolate Mint Harukas schrieb in Nachricht ...

>Joe Gerber wrote:
>>
>> While reading alt.fan.sailor-moon (and generally minding my own

>> business) on Sun, 31 May 1998 07:21:22 GMT, I read The Clinically
>> Dead NeoMercury <NeoMe...@removethis.starmail.com> write:

Just what I supposed... how's life as an undead?

>> >Sigh.
>> >
>> >Kouri no Taka and his Chocolate Mint Harukas <i...@ice.net> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> I've got a rough first draft of my future 1WR page at
>> >> http://members.tripod.com/~nyakun/1wr/
>> >> I know, I've got a *lot* to add ... but I started this this
>> >> afternoon and I was wondering what minna thought.
>>
>> Not too bad, as of 5:25 AM Arizona Time. (At least you have the
>> option to shut off the stoopid scrolling message.
>
><blink> I do:
>

>> Speaking of subversion, ya like the scrolling message down below? Annoy the
>> heck out of you? Then click here to stop it! Click here to start it again if
>> you change your mind ...
>
>The two "here"s are links to functions that stop and re-start the
>scroller when clicked. Didn't it work? It does on my ver. of
>Netscape ...
>

>> You might also want to slow it down a bit, so it doesn't go whizzing by.)
>
>Noted.
>

>> (Joe now "Views Source")
>>
>> Damn, man! All of that JAVA code for a measly little scrolling
>> message?
>
><blinks> Actually, the only JavaScript pertaining to the scroller
>is this:
>

><end code>

>
>Some of it was put in by Tripod, and I thought I might want cookie
>support.
>

>> (And people wonder why I dislike JAVA--a lot of stuff required to do just a
>> bit of eye candy.)

That much for a simple scrolling text? That's insane! ^_^;; A liitle back, I did
a stationery (a normal HTML file which works as a model for HTML posts) for my
MSN anime ng. It also had scrolling text, but all I used to do it was this:

<p align=left><font color=#ffff00 size=7><strong>
<marquee behavior=slide direction=right scrollAmount=8 scrollDelay=81
align=left>Minako</marquee></strong></font></p>

whereas "Minako" is the scrolling text. Also, you can leave out the text
attributes when you defined them already. Worked out fine for me ^_^

>> OTOH, I like the Generator, Description, and Formator fields. ^_-
>
>Well, what can I say. They're accurate ^_^;
>

>> For the record, 'twas NeoMerc who first suggested that the thread that
>> this here is spawned from was the continuation of 1WR.
>
>Oops. Arigatou.

Yes, it was indeed our now clinically dead NeoMerc...

>> I simply dubbed it '1WR!R !', in honor of OW!R
>
> ... what about SMR? ^^;;

OW!R was named after SMR, so in the long run, 1WR!R is also named after it.

>> (and, in the horror of same that many posters here doubtless feel).
>>
>> > Ano...kawaiiiiii...NeoMercury logo. <starry eyes>
>
><grumbles> Took me longer than I thought it would to make. Had to take a
>screen
>shot of KanjiKit, then draw in pixel-by-pixel the "Niomakyuri" kana ^_^;
>I'm glad you like it, though. The pic is from Doi-sama's page.
>

>> > That's what I like best. ^^;;; Um...but...how do you figure that Skuld is
>> > my love interest? Hmmmm?
>
>Skul- nani!? <checks in Notepad> Oooooops, heh heh ... meant to put Urd
>^_^;;;
>Corrected now.

Urd? Pah...

>> > If I get a love interest, it has to at least be a senshi. ;P
>
>Who says? Proof: look at Tenchi ^^;

What? I'm the proof for her love interest? Do you mean I AM her love interest?
Well, I'm no Senshi, but I guess for her I could change it ^_-

>> >That was not TEXTUAL PROOF, fyi.

Umm... TEXTUAL EVIDENCE, then? ^_-

>I didn't say it was. I said we were AWAITING such PROOF.
>

>> > Nice scrolling thingy on the bottom...annoying though it may be.
>> >And as a final note...the Inferiority Complex no longer exists.
>

>Oh ... c'est dommage ... can I put the SS parody on *my* page then? ^_^
>

>> >My only hope of salvaging it would be to rebuild the page on my little
>> >brother's screen name...
>
>Naze da ka?
>

>> >but if he ever found out it was there, I'd be dead.
>> > ...
>> > <sigh>

Don't you have any more screen names left? I think you can use 5 of them, can't
you?

>> Joe starts to cry.

>>
>> Did you at least get any more guestbook entries? (Last I checked,
>> there were only 4.)
>

>I would've signed, but I'm not signing guestbook entries 'til I get
>a DF account. 'cause that'll be my main space (more perks).
>

>> Joe
>>
>> (Oh, and Ice, I menat that I *disliked* Starlight fuku.
>
>^^;;;
>

>No new updates (except Skuld->Urd ^_^ ). I've got work to finish.

Skuld-Urd? Blech...

>Ja ...

>--
> -|-E the Icefalcon
>
>Shadow Galactica no Wars:
>http://members.tripod.com/~nyakun/smoon/smoon.html

[Joe Gerber]

While reading alt.fan.sailor-moon (and generally minding my own

business) on Mon, 01 Jun 1998 15:03:23 -0500, I read Kouri no Taka

and his Chocolate Mint Harukas <i...@ice.net> write:

>The Clinically Dead NeoMercury wrote:
>>
>> jge...@theriver.com (Joe Gerber) wrote:
>> >
><s!>
>> <the scrolling message>
>> > Yes, yes, I *know* it works. I was simply complinmenting Ice on the
>> > foresight to include that option. (I've run into far too many pages
>> > that *don't* do this. I usually don't return to said pages too
>> > often.)
>
>Oooooooops. I gotta find the original message, I think I must've
>misread it ^^;;;

S'all right.

>> > [snip Ice proving my point in spades--what ever happened to the KISS
>> > rule?]

>> KISS rule? Nanda yo?
>
>Kay Eye Ess Ess ... hmmm. Wait a minute ... Oh, right. Keep It Simple,
>Stupid! Well, in the era of 30k programs that open a window with the
>caption "Hello, World!" then terminate, KISS is pretty much thrown
>out the window ^_^;; Besides, I'm willing to break my neck writing and

I was going to say that in the era of blazingly fast computers that
can munch horibly written brute force code and produce results in
about 30 seconds (although GIGO still kinda applies), the KISS rule
has gone the way of the dodo. <cry>

>> > Actually, you were right <sweatdrop>. The genesis was:
>> >
>> > [NeoMerc]
>> > ><pauses for a moment...then smiles comfortedly at the thought of having started
>> > >a thread. woohoo!>
>> > [me]
>> > Ahhhh! It's 1WR!R !!!!! RUN!!!
>>
>> Close enough. ^_- <Merc yearns for a wider vocabulary, seeing as most
>> of her replies consist of two-four words o_O;;>
>
>You prefer to be a windbag?

That was Ice-chan, not me.

(OTOH, you kinda walked into that punch.)

>> > >> > > Nice scrolling thingy on the bottom...annoying though it may be.
>> > >> > >And as a final note...the Inferiority Complex no longer exists.

>> > >> > Joe starts to cry.
>> > >
>> > > Don't mock me. ^_-
>> >

>> > Hey! I even advertised your page. (OK, OK so it was in a couple of
>> > emails to k-chan,, it's still advertising.)
>>
>> <sweatdrop> k-chan? Now why would you do a thing like that? o_O Oy,
>> don't like people talking about me... x_x

Hey, I only do it for people I really like. ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;

(That, and Doi's page.)

>> > > <mournful sigh> iie... only four brave souls. Then again,
>> > >I never really advertised the page. Did get 80 hits, though! <grin>
>> >

>> > Yes, well 15 or so of them were probablly me. ^^;;;;;;;;;;;
>
>o_O; Don't have much to do, do you?

Hey, it was so small, I had to come back and back to see if anything
had changed. ;-)

>> > >> > (Oh, and Ice, I mentat that I *disliked* Starlight fuku.
>> > >>
>> > >> ^^;;;
>> > >>
>> > >
>> > > <nervous cough>
>> >

>> > What? Jeeze, you don't expect me to sit on the fence for
>> > *everything*, do you?
>>
>> Yes... is that a bad thing?
>
> "..." ;;

Oh, come on! Even I've got my opinions that others can disagree with.
And I dislike the Starlights' domamatrix outfits...err, senshi fuku.

Joe

[Kouri no Taka to Chocolate Mint Harukas]

Gyah ... all the posts just disappeared again ... from
493 to 197 ... and there goes all the stuff that I was
gonna use to update my OW!R webpage! Shimatta! *siiiigh*

Joe Gerber wrote:
>
> While reading alt.fan.sailor-moon (and generally minding my own

> business) on Mon, 01 Jun 1998 15:03:23 -0500, I read Kouri no Taka
> and his Chocolate Mint Harukas <i...@ice.net> write:
>
<ss>

> >> > [snip Ice proving my point in spades--what ever happened to the KISS
> >> > rule?]
> >> KISS rule? Nanda yo?
> >
> >Kay Eye Ess Ess ... hmmm. Wait a minute ... Oh, right. Keep It Simple,
> >Stupid! Well, in the era of 30k programs that open a window with the
> >caption "Hello, World!" then terminate, KISS is pretty much thrown
> >out the window ^_^;; Besides, I'm willing to break my neck writing and
>
> I was going to say that in the era of blazingly fast computers that
> can munch horibly written brute force code and produce results in
> about 30 seconds (although GIGO still kinda applies), the KISS rule
> has gone the way of the dodo. <cry>

Oh, don't worry about me. I don't have the skill to maintain
roundabout code <shudder> Heck, I can't even successfully
write a simple app that gets SVGA info O_o

> >> Close enough. ^_- <Merc yearns for a wider vocabulary, seeing as most
> >> of her replies consist of two-four words o_O;;>
> >
> >You prefer to be a windbag?
>
> That was Ice-chan, not me.

<ducks, anticipatively> ... wait a minute.

> (OTOH, you kinda walked into that punch.)

She does that a lot ^^;; Or, at least, she used to. And it appears
that she's not parting form tradition. <runs - then stops> Wait
a minute! I was referring to my recent apparent habit of writing
long-winded responses.

> >> > > Don't mock me. ^_-
> >> >

> >> > Hey! I even advertised your page. (OK, OK so it was in a couple of
> >> > emails to k-chan,, it's still advertising.)
> >>
> >> <sweatdrop> k-chan? Now why would you do a thing like that? o_O Oy,
> >> don't like people talking about me... x_x
>
> Hey, I only do it for people I really like. ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;

<smile> You see, we're all one big happy family! <hastily hides a Colt
..47>

> >> > > <mournful sigh> iie... only four brave souls. Then again,
> >> > >I never really advertised the page. Did get 80 hits, though! <grin>
> >> >

> >> > Yes, well 15 or so of them were probablly me. ^^;;;;;;;;;;;
> >
> >o_O; Don't have much to do, do you?
>
> Hey, it was so small, I had to come back and back to see if anything
> had changed. ;-)

<blink> Well, I liked the ring picture at the top ... *sigh* Same one
that's on the back of the Music Box, with Haruka and Michiru holding
hands ... er, yeah. I never got time to check out the links, but
<shrugs>
I liked the stories. Kowai, ne? ^_^;;;;;

Oh, and NeoMerc, how's a Mog icon for Beej?

> >> > What? Jeeze, you don't expect me to sit on the fence for
> >> > *everything*, do you?
> >>
> >> Yes... is that a bad thing?
> >
> > "..." ;;
>
> Oh, come on! Even I've got my opinions that others can disagree with.

<affably> I'm sure you do.

> And I dislike the Starlights' domamatrix outfits...

<eyelid twitch>

> err, senshi fuku.

Joe ... how'd you like your first 1WR death? <evilgrin>
--

-|-E the Icefalcon
Random quote o' the Post:
"Okay, I've forgotten how to miss. I guess I'll have to take
the ones that want to go first."
- Dekar, Lufia II

[The Clinically Dead NeoMercury]

Kouri no Taka to Chocolate Mint Harukas <i...@ice.net> wrote:
>
> Gyah ... all the posts just disappeared again ... from
> 493 to 197 ... and there goes all the stuff that I was
> gonna use to update my OW!R webpage! Shimatta! *siiiigh*
>

Bwahaha...so it did work...I mean...wow, why are my ears
ringing? x_X

> Joe Gerber wrote:
<snip>

> > I was going to say that in the era of blazingly fast computers that
> > can munch horibly written brute force code and produce results in
> > about 30 seconds (although GIGO still kinda applies), the KISS rule
> > has gone the way of the dodo. <cry>
>
> Oh, don't worry about me. I don't have the skill to maintain
> roundabout code <shudder> Heck, I can't even successfully
> write a simple app that gets SVGA info O_o
>

<reads shoujo manga in the corner> [...]

> > >> Close enough. ^_- <Merc yearns for a wider vocabulary, seeing as most
> > >> of her replies consist of two-four words o_O;;>
> > >
> > >You prefer to be a windbag?
> >
> > That was Ice-chan, not me.
>
> <ducks, anticipatively> ... wait a minute.
>

<blinkblink> Ano...?

> > (OTOH, you kinda walked into that punch.)
>
> She does that a lot ^^;;

You certainly do.

>Or, at least, she used to. And it appears
> that she's not parting form tradition. <runs - then stops> Wait
> a minute! I was referring to my recent apparent habit of writing
> long-winded responses.
>

Too late. <sound of ocean liner crushing Icenobaka>

> > >> > > Don't mock me. ^_-
> > >> >

> > >> > Hey! I even advertised your page. (OK, OK so it was in a couple of
> > >> > emails to k-chan,, it's still advertising.)
> > >>
> > >> <sweatdrop> k-chan? Now why would you do a thing like that? o_O Oy,
> > >> don't like people talking about me... x_x
> >
> > Hey, I only do it for people I really like. ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;
>
> <smile> You see, we're all one big happy family! <hastily hides a Colt

> ...47>
>

O...of course... <hides the cell phone behind her back>

> > >> > > <mournful sigh> iie... only four brave souls. Then again,
> > >> > >I never really advertised the page. Did get 80 hits, though! <grin>
> > >> >

> > >> > Yes, well 15 or so of them were probablly me. ^^;;;;;;;;;;;
> > >
> > >o_O; Don't have much to do, do you?
> >
> > Hey, it was so small, I had to come back and back to see if anything
> > had changed. ;-)
>
> <blink> Well, I liked the ring picture at the top ... *sigh* Same one
> that's on the back of the Music Box, with Haruka and Michiru holding
> hands ...

<sigh> kawaii... kawaaaaaiiiiiii...

>er, yeah. I never got time to check out the links, but
> <shrugs>
> I liked the stories. Kowai, ne? ^_^;;;;;
>

<sweatdrop> Not an example of my best writing... I can't speak
for Kat-chan, but like I said...twas early in the morning. -_-;;

> Oh, and NeoMerc, how's a Mog icon for Beej?
>

Why are you asking me and not Beej? ^_- I don't mind it, but does
he even know who Mog is?

> > >> > What? Jeeze, you don't expect me to sit on the fence for
> > >> > *everything*, do you?
> > >>
> > >> Yes... is that a bad thing?
> > >
> > > "..." ;;
> >
> > Oh, come on! Even I've got my opinions that others can disagree with.
>
> <affably> I'm sure you do.
>

<not so affably> You're just not allowed to disagree when it involves
my favorite senshi...

> > And I dislike the Starlights' domamatrix outfits...
>
> <eyelid twitch>
>

<fist clench and vein popping out of forehead>

> > err, senshi fuku.
>
> Joe ... how'd you like your first 1WR death? <evilgrin>

Gil-Shalos? Ocean Liner? Anvil? Tenchi-ken? Buick? The entire
state of Nebraska? Wherever shall we--I mean, he begin? ^_-

> --
>
> -|-E the Icefalcon

> Random quote o' the Post:
> "Okay, I've forgotten how to miss. I guess I'll have to take
> the ones that want to go first."
> - Dekar, Lufia II

Heh...oookie. Another game I missed. <sigh>

--NeoMercury
thunder in the distance...woohoo! I can't understand what Usagi doesn't like
about thunderstorms. Besides death and destruction and whatnot. ^_-

[Kouri no Taka to Chocolate Mint Harukas]

The Clinically Dead NeoMercury wrote:
>

> Kouri no Taka to Chocolate Mint Harukas <i...@ice.net> wrote:
> >
> > Gyah ... all the posts just disappeared again ... from
> > 493 to 197 ... and there goes all the stuff that I was
> > gonna use to update my OW!R webpage! Shimatta! *siiiigh*
> >
>
> Bwahaha...so it did work...

C'explique beaucoup ...

> I mean...wow, why are my ears ringing? x_X

<successfully hides a giggle/snicker>

> > Joe Gerber wrote:
> <snip>
> > > I was going to say that in the era of blazingly fast computers that
> > > can munch horibly written brute force code and produce results in
> > > about 30 seconds (although GIGO still kinda applies), the KISS rule
> > > has gone the way of the dodo. <cry>
> >
> > Oh, don't worry about me. I don't have the skill to maintain
> > roundabout code <shudder> Heck, I can't even successfully
> > write a simple app that gets SVGA info O_o
> >
>
> <reads shoujo manga in the corner> [...]

... <blink blink> Sorry. Just ... a project ... I've been working on
....
for some time, that should work, that doesn't ... <suppresses the
urge to scream> I'm sorry. Where was I? Say, how'd we get into
this little side-conversation? Oh, yeah, the page ...

> > > >> Close enough. ^_- <Merc yearns for a wider vocabulary, seeing as most
> > > >> of her replies consist of two-four words o_O;;>
> > > >
> > > >You prefer to be a windbag?
> > >
> > > That was Ice-chan, not me.
> >
> > <ducks, anticipatively> ... wait a minute.
> >
>
> <blinkblink> Ano...?
>
> > > (OTOH, you kinda walked into that punch.)
> >
> > She does that a lot ^^;;
>
> You certainly do.

<clears throat, cold glance> Thank you, obocchan.

> >Or, at least, she used to. And it appears
> > that she's not parting form tradition. <runs - then stops> Wait
> > a minute! I was referring to my recent apparent habit of writing
> > long-winded responses.
>
> Too late. <sound of ocean liner crushing Icenobaka>

I ... itai zo ... <gestures, and NeoMerc is suddenly clothed in Maria's
dress> Wait, not that ... <Couns. Troi's jumpsuit> Arrrgh ... <Eternal
Sailormoon fuku> D'erk! Oh, heck ... <WHAM! THUD! BOOOOOOOM goes the
'80 Buick Century ... >

<snip>

> > > >> > > <mournful sigh> iie... only four brave souls. Then again,
> > > >> > >I never really advertised the page. Did get 80 hits, though! <grin>
> > > >> >

> > > >> > Yes, well 15 or so of them were probablly me. ^^;;;;;;;;;;;
> > > >
> > > >o_O; Don't have much to do, do you?
> > >
> > > Hey, it was so small, I had to come back and back to see if anything
> > > had changed. ;-)
> >
> > <blink> Well, I liked the ring picture at the top ... *sigh* Same one
> > that's on the back of the Music Box, with Haruka and Michiru holding
> > hands ...
>
> <sigh> kawaii... kawaaaaaiiiiiii...

Ah ... what's really good is the art on the CDs themselves. There's
one of Usagi, Ami underwater in swimsuit, Rei in priestess garb,
Makoto with cake in diner waitress uniform, Minako on a bike
with Luna and Artemis, Haruka in dress shirt & pants outside a
car, holding a fencing foil, Michiru in front of a seascape with
a violin ... wait, those are the CD *covers* ... the CDs are
pretty cool, too. They're all group shots of the season. Really
sugoi.

> >er, yeah. I never got time to check out the links, but
> > <shrugs>
> > I liked the stories. Kowai, ne? ^_^;;;;;
>
> <sweatdrop> Not an example of my best writing...

You ... never read "These Are the Knights", did you?

> I can't speak for Kat-chan, but like I said...twas early in
> the morning. -_-;;

<shrugs> I've read worse ..

> > Oh, and NeoMerc, how's a Mog icon for Beej?
>
> Why are you asking me and not Beej? ^_-

Hmmm, let's see. Beej is not here now, is he?

> I don't mind it,

Is it appropriate was what I was wondering?

> but does he even know who Mog is?

Who knows?

<Neutral- er, NeoSenshi fence-sitting>

> > > > "..." ;;
> > >
> > > Oh, come on! Even I've got my opinions that others can disagree with.
> >
> > <affably> I'm sure you do.
> >
>
> <not so affably> You're just not allowed to disagree when it involves
> my favorite senshi...

<clears throat> At least you like Michiru a lot ... I don't
remember. Joe, who's your favorite Senshi?

> > > And I dislike the Starlights' domamatrix outfits...
> >
> > <eyelid twitch>
>
> <fist clench and vein popping out of forehead>
>
> > > err, senshi fuku.
> >
> > Joe ... how'd you like your first 1WR death? <evilgrin>
>
> Gil-Shalos?

Hmmmm ... nah.

> Ocean Liner?

That's your schtick, desu ne?

> Anvil?

Overdone.

> Tenchi-ken?

<shakes head> I thought that was one word, anyway.

> Buick?

Maybe.

> The entire state of Nebraska?

Owwwwwww ...

> Wherever shall we--I mean, he begin? ^_-

Hmmmm- WAIT! I have it! The PERFECT first death! <is suddenly attired in
black robes and HUGE helmet. Puts a ring on finger and points at Joe>
Say
good-bye to your two best friends ... and I don't mean your pals in the
Winnebago!

<deeeeeeeeeeEEeeEeEeeeEEEE and other Schwartz sound effects>

Gyuuuuahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!! ^_-

<Oh, and if you haven't seen "Spaceballs", Joe, I'll let NeoMerc fill
you in on this one ^^; >

> > -|-E

> > Random quote o' the Post:
> > "Okay, I've forgotten how to miss. I guess I'll have to take
> > the ones that want to go first."
> > - Dekar, Lufia II
>
> Heh...oookie. Another game I missed. <sigh>

It's very good and I recommend it whole-heartedly.

> --NeoMercury
> thunder in the distance...woohoo! I can't understand what Usagi doesn't like
> about thunderstorms. Besides death and destruction and whatnot. ^_-

Oooh, so you're getting what we got last night ... and twice in the past
three weeks X_x Least our power didn't go out ...
--

-|-E the Icefalcon
Shadow Galactica no Wars:
http://members.tripod.com/~nyakun/smoon/smoon.html

Random quote o' the Post:
"Run! Run! Or you'll be well done!"
- Kefka, Final Fantasy III/VI

[Joe Gerber]

While reading alt.fan.sailor-moon (and generally minding my own

business) on Tue, 02 Jun 1998 18:28:38 -0500, I read Kouri no Taka to

Chocolate Mint Harukas <i...@ice.net> write:

>The Clinically Dead NeoMercury wrote:
>>
>> Kouri no Taka to Chocolate Mint Harukas <i...@ice.net> wrote:
>> >
>> > Gyah ... all the posts just disappeared again ... from
>> > 493 to 197 ... and there goes all the stuff that I was
>> > gonna use to update my OW!R webpage! Shimatta! *siiiigh*
>> >
>>
>> Bwahaha...so it did work...
>
>C'explique beaucoup ...

O_O o_o -_- o_o -_- ????

>> I mean...wow, why are my ears ringing? x_X
>
><successfully hides a giggle/snicker>

<doesn't even bother>

>> > Joe Gerber wrote:
>> <snip>
>> > > I was going to say that in the era of blazingly fast computers that
>> > > can munch horibly written brute force code and produce results in
>> > > about 30 seconds (although GIGO still kinda applies), the KISS rule
>> > > has gone the way of the dodo. <cry>
>> >
>> > Oh, don't worry about me. I don't have the skill to maintain
>> > roundabout code <shudder> Heck, I can't even successfully
>> > write a simple app that gets SVGA info O_o
>> >
>>
>> <reads shoujo manga in the corner> [...]
>
> ... <blink blink> Sorry. Just ... a project ... I've been working on

So, how *is* the HAL 9000 project coming along, anyway?

>> > > >You prefer to be a windbag?
>> > >
>> > > That was Ice-chan, not me.
>> >
>> > <ducks, anticipatively> ... wait a minute.
>> >
>>
>> <blinkblink> Ano...?
>>
>> > > (OTOH, you kinda walked into that punch.)
>> >
>> > She does that a lot ^^;;
>>
>> You certainly do.
>
><clears throat, cold glance> Thank you, obocchan.

<Joe thought about making further comments, but decided to quit while
he was still ahead (err, not too far behind...^^;;;)>

["NeoMerc's Inferority Complex", R.I.P.]

>> > > Hey, it was so small, I had to come back and back to see if anything
>> > > had changed. ;-)
>> >
>> > <blink> Well, I liked the ring picture at the top ... *sigh* Same one
>> > that's on the back of the Music Box, with Haruka and Michiru holding
>> > hands ...

You mean the one that almost never loaded?

<munch>
><Neutral- er, NeoSenshi fence-sitting>

>> > > Oh, come on! Even I've got my opinions that others can disagree with.
>> >
>> > <affably> I'm sure you do.
>> >
>>
>> <not so affably> You're just not allowed to disagree when it involves
>> my favorite senshi...
>
><clears throat> At least you like Michiru a lot ... I don't
>remember. Joe, who's your favorite Senshi?

Ah-hahahahhahahahaha! ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

It depends on the month, the day, and the phase of the moon. (In
other words, I'm jumping back on that fence.)

This month, it's Minako-chan. Next month, it might be Rei. Or
Michiru. Or Ami. Or Taki (note--I only said that I disliked the
uniforms, not the bodies filling them). Or Galaxia.

(get the point?)

>> > > And I dislike the Starlights' domamatrix outfits...
>> >
>> > <eyelid twitch>
>>
>> <fist clench and vein popping out of forehead>

Decaf will help that.

>> > > err, senshi fuku.
>> >
>> > Joe ... how'd you like your first 1WR death? <evilgrin>

<various ways of killing Joey [ob Kyle: You Bastards!] snipped>

>> The entire state of Nebraska?
>
>Owwwwwww ...

Like there's anything there...

(Note: Yes, I *have* been in and through it. Almost got a job there
once. There's a lot of corn, and that's about it.)

>> Wherever shall we--I mean, he begin? ^_-
>
>Hmmmm- WAIT! I have it! The PERFECT first death! <is suddenly attired in
>black robes and HUGE helmet. Puts a ring on finger and points at Joe>
>Say
>good-bye to your two best friends ... and I don't mean your pals in the
>Winnebago!
>
><deeeeeeeeeeEEeeEeEeeeEEEE and other Schwartz sound effects>
>
>Gyuuuuahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!! ^_-
>
><Oh, and if you haven't seen "Spaceballs", Joe, I'll let NeoMerc fill
> you in on this one ^^; >

<voice out of thin air> Use the Schwartz, Joe! Foget the ring! I
found it in a Cracker Jack box! The Schwartz is inside you!

(Oh, by the way, yes I *have* seen "Spaceballs: The Movie", and am
waiting with baited breath for "Spaceballs2: The Search for More
Money".)

(OTOH, and IMHO, "High Anexity" and "Young Frankenstein" were better.)

Joe

[Kouri no Taka to Chokoraato Minto Harukas]

Joe Gerber wrote:
>
> While reading alt.fan.sailor-moon (and generally minding my own

> business) on Tue, 02 Jun 1998 18:28:38 -0500, I read Kouri no Taka to

> Chocolate Mint Harukas <i...@ice.net> write:
>
> >The Clinically Dead NeoMercury wrote:
> >>
> >> Kouri no Taka to Chocolate Mint Harukas <i...@ice.net> wrote:
> >> >
> >> > Gyah ... all the posts just disappeared again ... from
> >> > 493 to 197 ... and there goes all the stuff that I was
> >> > gonna use to update my OW!R webpage! Shimatta! *siiiigh*
> >> >
> >>
> >> Bwahaha...so it did work...
> >
> >C'explique beaucoup ...
>

> O_O o_o -_- o_o -_- ????

That explains a lot. ... sorry, you might want to get real familiar with
AltaVista Translations ^^;; or maybe we'll have to start providing
subtitles
again ...

> >> I mean...wow, why are my ears ringing? x_X
> >
> ><successfully hides a giggle/snicker>
>

> <doesn't even bother>

Ooooh, dangerous ...

> >> > Joe Gerber wrote:
> >> <snip>

> >> > Oh, don't worry about me. I don't have the skill to maintain
> >> > roundabout code <shudder> Heck, I can't even successfully
> >> > write a simple app that gets SVGA info O_o
> >> >
> >>
> >> <reads shoujo manga in the corner> [...]
> >
> > ... <blink blink> Sorry. Just ... a project ... I've been working on
>

> So, how *is* the HAL 9000 project coming along, anyway?

<nervous laughter> Oh yes, that project ... well, since I couldn't get
this
video stuff to work - <pauses long enough to kick the computer multiple
times
in frustration> - well, that's why he just has that little electronic
eye
thing and the really boring info displays in 80-column text mode. I'm
having
a little trouble with the AI, but since those baka down at NASA want it
in
about a month, I think I'll have to pull a Microsoft and ship it as-is.

> >> > > >You prefer to be a windbag?
> >> > >
> >> > > That was Ice-chan, not me.
> >> >

> >> > > (OTOH, you kinda walked into that punch.)
> >> >
> >> > She does that a lot ^^;;
> >>
> >> You certainly do.
> >
> ><clears throat, cold glance> Thank you, obocchan.
>

> <Joe thought about making further comments, but decided to quit while
> he was still ahead (err, not too far behind...^^;;;)>

Very .... wise move. (Saves a lot of pain, anyway).

> ["NeoMerc's Inferority Complex", R.I.P.]

> >> > > Hey, it was so small, I had to come back and back to see if anything
> >> > > had changed. ;-)
> >> >
> >> > <blink> Well, I liked the ring picture at the top ... *sigh* Same one
> >> > that's on the back of the Music Box, with Haruka and Michiru holding
> >> > hands ...
>

> You mean the one that almost never loaded?

Yes, that one. It was really rather nice ..

> <munch>
> ><Neutral- er, NeoSenshi fence-sitting>

> >> > > Oh, come on! Even I've got my opinions that others can disagree with.
> >> >
> >> > <affably> I'm sure you do.
> >> >
> >>
> >> <not so affably> You're just not allowed to disagree when it involves
> >> my favorite senshi...
> >
> ><clears throat> At least you like Michiru a lot ... I don't
> >remember. Joe, who's your favorite Senshi?
>

> Ah-hahahahhahahahaha! ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Hooboy.

> It depends on the month, the day, and the phase of the moon. (In
> other words, I'm jumping back on that fence.)

Oh, wow ... even more variant than myself.

> This month, it's Minako-chan. Next month, it might be Rei. Or
> Michiru. Or Ami. Or Taki (note--I only said that I disliked the
> uniforms, not the bodies filling them). Or Galaxia.

Heehhhhhh ... Galaxia ... my favorite villain *_* Hands down. Gotta
like the armor, gotta like the power, the cold air of command ...
the fact that she looks sugoi can only help.

> (get the point?)

Yeah. I understand very much.

> >> > > And I dislike the Starlights' domamatrix outfits...
> >> >
> >> > <eyelid twitch>
> >>
> >> <fist clench and vein popping out of forehead>
>

> Decaf will help that.

<shakes head> We tried.

> >> > > err, senshi fuku.
> >> >
> >> > Joe ... how'd you like your first 1WR death? <evilgrin>

> <various ways of killing Joey [ob Kyle: You Bastards!] snipped>

> >> The entire state of Nebraska?
> >
> >Owwwwwww ...
>

> Like there's anything there...

True.

> (Note: Yes, I *have* been in and through it. Almost got a job there
> once. There's a lot of corn, and that's about it.)

Sounds like Indiana. No, wait, they grow other things there, too. -_^
No, I don't think Indiana's as bad as Nebraska. It's *not* a fun
state to drive through, unless you *really* like vegetables o_O

> >> Wherever shall we--I mean, he begin? ^_-
> >
> >Hmmmm- WAIT! I have it! The PERFECT first death! <is suddenly attired in
> >black robes and HUGE helmet. Puts a ring on finger and points at Joe>
> >Say
> >good-bye to your two best friends ... and I don't mean your pals in the
> >Winnebago!
> >
> ><deeeeeeeeeeEEeeEeEeeeEEEE and other Schwartz sound effects>
> >
> >Gyuuuuahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!! ^_-
> >
> ><Oh, and if you haven't seen "Spaceballs", Joe, I'll let NeoMerc fill
> > you in on this one ^^; >
>

> <voice out of thin air> Use the Schwartz, Joe! Foget the ring! I
> found it in a Cracker Jack box! The Schwartz is inside you!

<zap> Tooo laaaate! Mruhahahahahahahaaa!

> (Oh, by the way, yes I *have* seen "Spaceballs: The Movie", and am
> waiting with baited breath for "Spaceballs2: The Search for More
> Money".)

Moi aussi. In fact, I once held my breath waiting for that movie. That
wasn't very healthy, as I passed out.

> (OTOH, and IMHO, "High Anexity" and "Young Frankenstein" were better.)

Yet to see 'em.

[The Clinically Dead NeoMercury]

Kouri no Taka to Chokoraato Minto Harukas <i...@ice.net> wrote:
>
> Joe Gerber wrote:
> >
> > While reading alt.fan.sailor-moon (and generally minding my own
> > business) on Tue, 02 Jun 1998 18:28:38 -0500, I read Kouri no Taka to
> > Chocolate Mint Harukas <i...@ice.net> write:
> >
> > >The Clinically Dead NeoMercury wrote:
> > >>
> > >> Kouri no Taka to Chocolate Mint Harukas <i...@ice.net> wrote:
> > >> >
> > >> > Gyah ... all the posts just disappeared again ... from
> > >> > 493 to 197 ... and there goes all the stuff that I was
> > >> > gonna use to update my OW!R webpage! Shimatta! *siiiigh*
> > >> >
> > >>
> > >> Bwahaha...so it did work...
> > >
> > >C'explique beaucoup ...
> >
> > O_O o_o -_- o_o -_- ????
>
> That explains a lot. ... sorry, you might want to get real familiar with
> AltaVista Translations ^^;; or maybe we'll have to start providing
> subtitles
> again ...
>

<sigh> Well...I guess...just to be polite...

> > >> I mean...wow, why are my ears ringing? x_X
> > >
> > ><successfully hides a giggle/snicker>
> >
> > <doesn't even bother>
>
> Ooooh, dangerous ...
>

And it's funny, because up until now, I had the utmost respect
for Mr. Gerber. Oh well. All's well that end's well. Ma, get mah rifle.

<snip>

> > > ... <blink blink> Sorry. Just ... a project ... I've been working on
> >
> > So, how *is* the HAL 9000 project coming along, anyway?
>
> <nervous laughter> Oh yes, that project ... well, since I couldn't get
> this
> video stuff to work - <pauses long enough to kick the computer multiple
> times
> in frustration> - well, that's why he just has that little electronic
> eye
> thing and the really boring info displays in 80-column text mode. I'm
> having
> a little trouble with the AI, but since those baka down at NASA want it
> in
> about a month, I think I'll have to pull a Microsoft and ship it as-is.
>

<sound of NeoMerc snoring a la Ryoko>

> > >> > > >You prefer to be a windbag?
> > >> > >
> > >> > > That was Ice-chan, not me.
> > >> >
> > >> > > (OTOH, you kinda walked into that punch.)
> > >> >
> > >> > She does that a lot ^^;;
> > >>
> > >> You certainly do.
> > >
> > ><clears throat, cold glance> Thank you, obocchan.

<sweeping bow> Do itashimashite.

> >
> > <Joe thought about making further comments, but decided to quit while
> > he was still ahead (err, not too far behind...^^;;;)>
>
> Very .... wise move. (Saves a lot of pain, anyway).
>

For now.

> > ["NeoMerc's Inferority Complex", R.I.P.]
> > >> > > Hey, it was so small, I had to come back and back to see if anything
> > >> > > had changed. ;-)
> > >> >
> > >> > <blink> Well, I liked the ring picture at the top ... *sigh* Same one
> > >> > that's on the back of the Music Box, with Haruka and Michiru holding
> > >> > hands ...
> >
> > You mean the one that almost never loaded?
>
> Yes, that one. It was really rather nice ..
>

<rolls eyes> Yes, let's find fault with everything I do, seeing
as I can't handle it myself. :P

> > <munch>
> > ><Neutral- er, NeoSenshi fence-sitting>
> > >> > > Oh, come on! Even I've got my opinions that others can disagree with.
> > >> >
> > >> > <affably> I'm sure you do.
> > >> >
> > >>
> > >> <not so affably> You're just not allowed to disagree when it involves
> > >> my favorite senshi...
> > >
> > ><clears throat> At least you like Michiru a lot ... I don't
> > >remember. Joe, who's your favorite Senshi?
> >
> > Ah-hahahahhahahahaha! ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
>
> Hooboy.
>

I knew it! Spit Tenchi out, Okaasan!

> > It depends on the month, the day, and the phase of the moon. (In
> > other words, I'm jumping back on that fence.)
>
> Oh, wow ... even more variant than myself.
>

How quaint.

> > This month, it's Minako-chan. Next month, it might be Rei. Or
> > Michiru. Or Ami. Or Taki (note--I only said that I disliked the
> > uniforms, not the bodies filling them). Or Galaxia.
>
> Heehhhhhh ... Galaxia ... my favorite villain *_* Hands down. Gotta
> like the armor, gotta like the power, the cold air of command ...
> the fact that she looks sugoi can only help.
>

Actually, I always liked Lead Crow...

<snip>

> > >> > > And I dislike the Starlights' domamatrix outfits...
> > >> >
> > >> > <eyelid twitch>
> > >>
> > >> <fist clench and vein popping out of forehead>
> >
> > Decaf will help that.
>
> <shakes head> We tried.
>

We did? ... Oh...right...yeah, we did. So I guess the
only surefire way of relieving stress is beating the crap out of someone.
<innocent Sasami smile>

> > >> > > err, senshi fuku.
> > >> >
> > >> > Joe ... how'd you like your first 1WR death? <evilgrin>
> > <various ways of killing Joey [ob Kyle: You Bastards!] snipped>
> > >> The entire state of Nebraska?
> > >
> > >Owwwwwww ...
> >
> > Like there's anything there...
>
> True.
>

I wouldn't know. Never have left the eastern part
of the US. o_O;;;

> > (Note: Yes, I *have* been in and through it. Almost got a job there
> > once. There's a lot of corn, and that's about it.)
>
> Sounds like Indiana. No, wait, they grow other things there, too. -_^
> No, I don't think Indiana's as bad as Nebraska. It's *not* a fun
> state to drive through, unless you *really* like vegetables o_O
>

Oh, so that's where you... Does it get warmer than 50 degrees
this time of year? <sigh>

> > >> Wherever shall we--I mean, he begin? ^_-
> > >
> > >Hmmmm- WAIT! I have it! The PERFECT first death! <is suddenly attired in
> > >black robes and HUGE helmet. Puts a ring on finger and points at Joe>
> > >Say
> > >good-bye to your two best friends ... and I don't mean your pals in the
> > >Winnebago!
> > >
> > ><deeeeeeeeeeEEeeEeEeeeEEEE and other Schwartz sound effects>
> > >
> > >Gyuuuuahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!! ^_-
> > >
> > ><Oh, and if you haven't seen "Spaceballs", Joe, I'll let NeoMerc fill
> > > you in on this one ^^; >
> >
> > <voice out of thin air> Use the Schwartz, Joe! Foget the ring! I
> > found it in a Cracker Jack box! The Schwartz is inside you!
>
> <zap> Tooo laaaate! Mruhahahahahahahaaa!
>

<cringe> ooh...

> > (Oh, by the way, yes I *have* seen "Spaceballs: The Movie", and am
> > waiting with baited breath for "Spaceballs2: The Search for More
> > Money".)
>
> Moi aussi. In fact, I once held my breath waiting for that movie. That
> wasn't very healthy, as I passed out.
>

Missed that one...although the title is hauntingly familiar.

> > (OTOH, and IMHO, "High Anexity" and "Young Frankenstein" were better.)
>
> Yet to see 'em.

I've seen part of High Anxiety... But the other, none at all.

> --
>
> -|-E the Icefalcon
> Shadow Galactica no Wars:
> http://members.tripod.com/~nyakun/smoon/smoon.html

--NeoMercury
Perhaps an episode of South Park will make up for today's winter weather... god I hate
Connecticut. And that El Nino thing, too.

[Kouri no Taka to Chokoraato Minto Harukas]

Hehehe ... <giggles> "SUTAA SENSITIIFU ... INFEERUNO!!!!!"

The Clinically Dead NeoMercury wrote:
>
> Kouri no Taka to Chokoraato Minto Harukas <i...@ice.net> wrote:
> >
> > Joe Gerber wrote:
> > >

<snip>

> > > >C'explique beaucoup ...
> > >
> > > O_O o_o -_- o_o -_- ????
> >
> > That explains a lot. ... sorry, you might want to get real familiar with
> > AltaVista Translations ^^;; or maybe we'll have to start providing
> > subtitles
> > again ...
> >
>
> <sigh> Well...I guess...just to be polite...

Hai, je pense que tu as raison (cette fois).
[Hai, I think you're right (this time).]

> > > >> I mean...wow, why are my ears ringing? x_X
> > > >
> > > ><successfully hides a giggle/snicker>
> > >
> > > <doesn't even bother>
> >
> > Ooooh, dangerous ...
>
> And it's funny, because up until now, I had the utmost respect
> for Mr. Gerber.

Uh-oh. She's mad now.

> Oh well. All's well that end's well.

Eeeeh, Q quote. <pats Joe's shoulder somewhat comfortingly, but somewhat
like
one would touch a corpse>. Well, 'twas nice knowing you.

> Ma, get mah rifle.

<a NR enters with a barabbaden> "This it?"

> <snip>
> > > > ... <blink blink> Sorry. Just ... a project ... I've been working on
> > >
> > > So, how *is* the HAL 9000 project coming along, anyway?
> >
> > <nervous laughter> Oh yes, that project ... well, since I couldn't get
> > this video stuff to work - <pauses long enough to kick the computer
> > multiple times in frustration> - well, that's why he just has that little
> > electronic eye thing and the really boring info displays in 80-column
> > text mode. I'm having a little trouble with the AI, but since those
> > baka down at NASA want it in about a month, I think I'll have to pull
> > a Microsoft and ship it as-is.
>
> <sound of NeoMerc snoring a la Ryoko>

<sound of NeoMerc being hastily woken up by a flying bakakonpyutaa>

> > > >> > > >You prefer to be a windbag?
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > > That was Ice-chan, not me.
> > > >> >
> > > >> > > (OTOH, you kinda walked into that punch.)
> > > >> >
> > > >> > She does that a lot ^^;;
> > > >>
> > > >> You certainly do.
> > > >
> > > ><clears throat, cold glance> Thank you, obocchan.
>
> <sweeping bow> Do itashimashite.

<grits teeth> Okay then! I'd hate to have to keep this Schwartz
ring, if you take my meaning.

> > > <Joe thought about making further comments, but decided to quit while
> > > he was still ahead (err, not too far behind...^^;;;)>
> >
> > Very .... wise move. (Saves a lot of pain, anyway).
> >
>
> For now.

Yeah, she's having trouble loading the barabbaden ;p

> > > ["NeoMerc's Inferority Complex", R.I.P.]
> > > >> > > Hey, it was so small, I had to come back and back to see if anything
> > > >> > > had changed. ;-)
> > > >> >
> > > >> > <blink> Well, I liked the ring picture at the top ... *sigh* Same one
> > > >> > that's on the back of the Music Box, with Haruka and Michiru holding
> > > >> > hands ...
> > >
> > > You mean the one that almost never loaded?
> >
> > Yes, that one. It was really rather nice ..
> >
>
> <rolls eyes> Yes, let's find fault with everything I do, seeing
> as I can't handle it myself. :P

But I liked the pic - wherever you got it. Jeez, you read too far into
stuff ^_^;

<snip>

> > > ><clears throat> At least you like Michiru a lot ... I don't
> > > >remember. Joe, who's your favorite Senshi?
> > >
> > > Ah-hahahahhahahahaha! ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
> >
> > Hooboy.
>
> I knew it! Spit Tenchi out, Okaasan!

<innocentlook> What? I have no idea what on Earth you're talking abo-

<"Okaasan"'s stomach bulges, Alien style. A disgusted, pissed Tenchi
Masaki breaks out and hies hence ... into Ryoko's waiting arms! ^_^ >

*siiiiigh* I love happy endings ^_^

> > > It depends on the month, the day, and the phase of the moon. (In
> > > other words, I'm jumping back on that fence.)
> >
> > Oh, wow ... even more variant than myself.
>
> How quaint.

<clears throat, slight glare NM-wise> Yes, indeed ...

> > > This month, it's Minako-chan. Next month, it might be Rei. Or
> > > Michiru. Or Ami. Or Taki (note--I only said that I disliked the
> > > uniforms, not the bodies filling them). Or Galaxia.
> >
> > Heehhhhhh ... Galaxia ... my favorite villain *_* Hands down. Gotta
> > like the armor, gotta like the power, the cold air of command ...
> > the fact that she looks sugoi can only help.
>
> Actually, I always liked Lead Crow...

Well, I'm judging from the very little I know. Once I get to *see* some
full Stars episodes, I may change my mind. Heck, I'd order 'em raw
Japanese if I had to ... I'd be able to understand ... oh, .2% of the
dialogue ^^;;;

> <snip>
> > > >> > > And I dislike the Starlights' domamatrix outfits...
> > > >> >
> > > >> > <eyelid twitch>
> > > >>
> > > >> <fist clench and vein popping out of forehead>
> > >
> > > Decaf will help that.
> >
> > <shakes head> We tried.
>
> We did? ... Oh...right...yeah, we did. So I guess the
> only surefire way of relieving stress is beating the crap out of someone.
> <innocent Sasami smile>

I, um ... left the lights of my car on. <sound of footsteps - SLAM!>

> > > >> > > err, senshi fuku.
> > > >> >
> > > >> > Joe ... how'd you like your first 1WR death? <evilgrin>
> > > <various ways of killing Joey [ob Kyle: You Bastards!] snipped>
> > > >> The entire state of Nebraska?
> > > >
> > > >Owwwwwww ...
> > >
> > > Like there's anything there...
> >
> > True.
> >
>
> I wouldn't know. Never have left the eastern part
> of the US. o_O;;;

And I thought I was poor-traveled. Well, I've only actually *stayed* in
MN, AL, WY, FL, and IN. I've passed through IA, KN, TN, GA, WI, KN, and
NB.
So, twelve states. 12/50, um, six-twenty-fifths. Uh ... ... ... 24%?

> > > (Note: Yes, I *have* been in and through it. Almost got a job there
> > > once. There's a lot of corn, and that's about it.)
> >
> > Sounds like Indiana. No, wait, they grow other things there, too. -_^
> > No, I don't think Indiana's as bad as Nebraska. It's *not* a fun
> > state to drive through, unless you *really* like vegetables o_O
>
> Oh, so that's where you...

Nope <grin>

> Does it get warmer than 50 degrees this time of year? <sigh>

Hey, here, it was in the thirties last night. And we were having summer
weather lately, too. Oy, whatawoild, whatawoild ...

<snip>

> > > ><deeeeeeeeeeEEeeEeEeeeEEEE and other Schwartz sound effects>
> > > >
> > > >Gyuuuuahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!! ^_-
> > > >
> > > ><Oh, and if you haven't seen "Spaceballs", Joe, I'll let NeoMerc fill
> > > > you in on this one ^^; >
> > >
> > > <voice out of thin air> Use the Schwartz, Joe! Foget the ring! I
> > > found it in a Cracker Jack box! The Schwartz is inside you!
> >
> > <zap> Tooo laaaate! Mruhahahahahahahaaa!
>
> <cringe> ooh...

<no possible comment from me>

> > > (Oh, by the way, yes I *have* seen "Spaceballs: The Movie", and am
> > > waiting with baited breath for "Spaceballs2: The Search for More
> > > Money".)
> >
> > Moi aussi. In fact, I once held my breath waiting for that movie. That
> > wasn't very healthy, as I passed out.
> >
>
> Missed that one...although the title is hauntingly familiar.

Been a while since you saw Spaceballs?
"Will we ever see each other again, Yogurt?"
"I dunno. God willing, we'll all re-unite in Spaceballs 2: The Soich for
More Money."

I don't think they ever got around to making it ^^; Well, we can hope.

> > > (OTOH, and IMHO, "High Anexity" and "Young Frankenstein" were better.)
> >
> > Yet to see 'em.
>
> I've seen part of High Anxiety... But the other, none at all.

What's it about?

> --NeoMercury
> Perhaps an episode of South Park will make up for today's winter weather... god I hate
> Connecticut. And that El Nino thing, too.

El Nino ... guess what I call it? <hint: think the translation, plus
Kyle>
--

-|-E the Icefalcon
Shadow Galactica no Wars:
http://members.tripod.com/~nyakun/smoon/smoon.html

Selected random quote etc.:

"Remeber folks ... ask for those 'Bill the Cat' See-Through
Pajamas by name. That's 'B-I-L-L'. Not 'G-A-R-F-I-E-L-D'."
"Ack. <thump>"
"CALL THE VET!"
-- Bloom County: "Loose Tails"

[Kouri no Taka to Chokoraato Minto Harukas]

The Clinically Dead NeoMercury wrote:
>
> Kouri no Taka to Chokoraato Minto Harukas <i...@ice.net> wrote:
> >
> > Hehehe ... <giggles> "SUTAA SENSITIIFU ... INFEERUNO!!!!!"
>

> SUTAAAA...JENTARU...YUUUTARISU! :P or something to that effect.

Just commenting ... I can put mp2s on my webspace now <grin>
Eventually,
I'm gonna try to MPEG movies, too! And nobody will be able to see
them! Ohhh, the evil! <chuckles, remembering that little ... SM movie
argument a while back>

> I don't do english to katakana.

It's fun. REAL fun <grins> Duingu shisu isu veeri faan, Kurinikari
Deedo NioMaakyuri! ^_- Other language's accents are fun! ^^;

> > The Clinically Dead NeoMercury wrote:
> > >
> > > Kouri no Taka to Chokoraato Minto Harukas <i...@ice.net> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Joe Gerber wrote:
> <snip>

> > > > That explains a lot. ... sorry, you might want to get real familiar with
> > > > AltaVista Translations ^^;; or maybe we'll have to start providing
> > > > subtitles
> > > > again ...
> > > >
> > >
> > > <sigh> Well...I guess...just to be polite...
> >
> > Hai, je pense que tu as raison (cette fois).
> > [Hai, I think you're right (this time).]
>

> Oh, tu es trop sympathique. ;P
> [Oh, you're too kind. But I know I spelled it wrong.]

Actually, it's right.

> > > > > >> I mean...wow, why are my ears ringing? x_X
> > > > > >
> > > > > ><successfully hides a giggle/snicker>
> > > > >
> > > > > <doesn't even bother>
> > > >
> > > > Ooooh, dangerous ...
> > >
> > > And it's funny, because up until now, I had the utmost respect
> > > for Mr. Gerber.
> >
> > Uh-oh. She's mad now.
>

> oh no. o.o

<blinks>

> > > Oh well. All's well that end's well.
> >
> > Eeeeh, Q quote. <pats Joe's shoulder somewhat comfortingly, but somewhat
> > like
> > one would touch a corpse>. Well, 'twas nice knowing you.
> >
>

> Likewise.

<runs tongue over teeth in closed mouth - I think Jim Carey does
this - and continues>

> > > Ma, get mah rifle.
> >
> > <a NR enters with a barabbaden> "This it?"
>

> o_o O_O N...no, but it'll suffice.

What have we done ... <Gil-Shaloses NR>

<"Dave ... don't do it Dave ... you're hurting me ... stop it ..." snip>

> > > <sound of NeoMerc snoring a la Ryoko>
> >
> > <sound of NeoMerc being hastily woken up by a flying bakakonpyutaa>
> >
>

> *thwack* ERK! Just five more minutes, I mean, I swear I was
> just resting my eyes, I mean...wow, neat-o, is there solitaire on this thing?

<blinks> That and much much more ... assuming you can get anything to
work.

<s>

> > > > > >> > > (OTOH, you kinda walked into that punch.)
> > > > > >> >
> > > > > >> > She does that a lot ^^;;
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> You certainly do.
> > > > > >
> > > > > ><clears throat, cold glance> Thank you, obocchan.
> > >
> > > <sweeping bow> Do itashimashite.
> >
> > <grits teeth> Okay then! I'd hate to have to keep this Schwartz
> > ring, if you take my meaning.
>

> <wonders how such a thing would work on a member of the
> female persuasion> o_O;

Oh, I'm sure there are ways ... which I *do* not want to discuss at the
moment.

> > > > > <Joe thought about making further comments, but decided to quit while
> > > > > he was still ahead (err, not too far behind...^^;;;)>
> > > >
> > > > Very .... wise move. (Saves a lot of pain, anyway).
> > > >
> > >
> > > For now.
> >
> > Yeah, she's having trouble loading the barabbaden ;p
> >
>

> "How the HELL do you fire this thing?!

<ducks>

> Oh, shi...sorry about that. No, I mean...you look all right with a hole in
> your stomach, really."

"Wow, Joe, great fashion statement! See, isn't that better than a
Starlight
fuku? ... Joe?"

> > > > > ["NeoMerc's Inferority Complex", R.I.P.]
> > > > > >> > > Hey, it was so small, I had to come back and back to see if anything
> > > > > >> > > had changed. ;-)
> > > > > >> >
> > > > > >> > <blink> Well, I liked the ring picture at the top ... *sigh* Same one
> > > > > >> > that's on the back of the Music Box, with Haruka and Michiru holding
> > > > > >> > hands ...
> > > > >
> > > > > You mean the one that almost never loaded?
> > > >
> > > > Yes, that one. It was really rather nice ..
> > > >
> > >
> > > <rolls eyes> Yes, let's find fault with everything I do, seeing
> > > as I can't handle it myself. :P
> >
> > But I liked the pic - wherever you got it. Jeez, you read too far into
> > stuff ^_^;
>

> What did you say?

I said-

> Are you trying to tell me that I'm too sensitive?

Well, I-

> Am I too quick to pick up on your every little thought?

No, it's just that-

> Am I a psychic here to *amuse* you?

Ano-

> ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT! <attempts to fire the baraba-whatever>

BESHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

... NeoMerc, you missed me and hit the wall behind me through the
screen.

You know, you sounded kind of like that one Goodfeather pidgeon on
Animaniacs ^_-

> > <snip>
> > > > > ><clears throat> At least you like Michiru a lot ... I don't
> > > > > >remember. Joe, who's your favorite Senshi?
> > > > >
> > > > > Ah-hahahahhahahahaha! ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
> > > >
> > > > Hooboy.
> > >
> > > I knew it! Spit Tenchi out, Okaasan!
> >
> > <innocentlook> What? I have no idea what on Earth you're talking abo-
> >
> > <"Okaasan"'s stomach bulges, Alien style. A disgusted, pissed Tenchi
> > Masaki breaks out and hies hence ... into Ryoko's waiting arms! ^_^ >
> >
> > *siiiiigh* I love happy endings ^_^
>

> ...but it wasn't really, as NeoMerc was required to employ
> the use of the gun a third time...

<dies, for the umpteenth time, smiling 'cause Ryoko gets Tenchi, not
Aeka!>

> > > > > It depends on the month, the day, and the phase of the moon. (In
> > > > > other words, I'm jumping back on that fence.)
> > > >
> > > > Oh, wow ... even more variant than myself.
> > >
> > > How quaint.
> >
> > <clears throat, slight glare NM-wise> Yes, indeed ...
>

> <raises an eyebrow> Hm?

Nothing. Nothing at all.

> > > > > This month, it's Minako-chan. Next month, it might be Rei. Or
> > > > > Michiru. Or Ami. Or Taki (note--I only said that I disliked the
> > > > > uniforms, not the bodies filling them). Or Galaxia.
> > > >
> > > > Heehhhhhh ... Galaxia ... my favorite villain *_* Hands down. Gotta
> > > > like the armor, gotta like the power, the cold air of command ...
> > > > the fact that she looks sugoi can only help.
> > >
> > > Actually, I always liked Lead Crow...
> >
> > Well, I'm judging from the very little I know. Once I get to *see* some
> > full Stars episodes, I may change my mind. Heck, I'd order 'em raw
> > Japanese if I had to ... I'd be able to understand ... oh, .2% of the
> > dialogue ^^;;;
>

> I didn't have much trouble... you can always look up
> summaries on Hitoshi Doi's site. <shrug>

Other than that. ^_^; I mean, it just comes to a point where I don't
want
to judge characters *too* much without that sort of experience. Although
some,
like the planet Senshi, are just ... well, too known not to know about.
And
I can never find any good Stars pages, other than the summaries. I
should look
for scripts. *sniff sniff* Man, I wanna see the Stars season ..

> > > <snip>
> > > > > >> > > And I dislike the Starlights' domamatrix outfits...
> > > > > >> >
> > > > > >> > <eyelid twitch>
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> <fist clench and vein popping out of forehead>
> > > > >
> > > > > Decaf will help that.
> > > >
> > > > <shakes head> We tried.
> > >
> > > We did? ... Oh...right...yeah, we did. So I guess the
> > > only surefire way of relieving stress is beating the crap out of someone.
> > > <innocent Sasami smile>
> >
> > I, um ... left the lights of my car on. <sound of footsteps - SLAM!>
>

> Too bad I have the keys.

<freezes, mid-step> The other car!

C:\ICE>
C:\ICE> RUN
RUN ICE RUN
<beeeeeoop!>

<Nebraska: it only has one scenery!>

> > > > > Like there's anything there...
> > > >
> > > > True.
> > > >
> > >
> > > I wouldn't know. Never have left the eastern part
> > > of the US. o_O;;;
> >
> > And I thought I was poor-traveled.
>

> Thanks. You're a dear.

^^;;;

mov mouth,foot

> >Well, I've only actually *stayed* in
> > MN, AL, WY, FL, and IN. I've passed through IA, KN, TN, GA, WI, KN, and
> > NB.
> > So, twelve states. 12/50, um, six-twenty-fifths. Uh ... ... ... 24%?
>

> ...Icefalcon, the Human Computer.

No, <evilgrin> Maniacal Washu-Ice! The Greatest Genius in the Universe!
<much maniacal Washu-laughter>

No. It's just that my math teacher always encouraged mental math. And
since I'm socially inept, learning is the only real forte I have ^^;;;

> > > > > (Note: Yes, I *have* been in and through it. Almost got a job there
> > > > > once. There's a lot of corn, and that's about it.)
> > > >
> > > > Sounds like Indiana. No, wait, they grow other things there, too. -_^
> > > > No, I don't think Indiana's as bad as Nebraska. It's *not* a fun
> > > > state to drive through, unless you *really* like vegetables o_O
> > >
> > > Oh, so that's where you...
> >
> > Nope <grin>
>

> Okay. But I've narrowed it down. ...

That's what I said about your age ;P

> Not that I need to know. Cause I don't. Just need something else to tease
> you about. ^_-

Yes, oh post-college-NeoMercury ;p

> > > Does it get warmer than 50 degrees this time of year? <sigh>
> >
> > Hey, here, it was in the thirties last night. And we were having summer
> > weather lately, too. Oy, whatawoild, whatawoild ...
>

> Winter is so terrible... and due to the fact I've realized
> that it sucks, it's decided to stay for summer. ;P

<points> Scapegoat in Training!

Oh yeah, Frost Warning out tonight. Ay ... this is incredible. Is it not
June!?
IT'S THE NEGAVERSE!!!!!

<snip>

> > > > > <voice out of thin air> Use the Schwartz, Joe! Foget the ring! I
> > > > > found it in a Cracker Jack box! The Schwartz is inside you!
> > > >
> > > > <zap> Tooo laaaate! Mruhahahahahahahaaa!
> > >
> > > <cringe> ooh...
> >
> > <no possible comment from me>
>

> Becaaaaaause?

... because I left him cringing Hitler-like on the floor?
(Believe me, you don't want to get that reference)

> > > > > (OTOH, and IMHO, "High Anexity" and "Young Frankenstein" were better.)
> > > >
> > > > Yet to see 'em.
> > >
> > > I've seen part of High Anxiety... But the other, none at all.
> >
> > What's it about?
>

> A psychiatrist... and like...um...things...happening. <grin> He has this
> fear of heights, and, well...like I said, I've only seen a little. ^^;; It was on Comedy Central
> a few nights ago.

Oh. I see ... said the blind man ... as he picked up his hammer and saw.

And did you see MST3K Saturday?

> > > --NeoMercury
> > > Perhaps an episode of South Park will make up for today's winter weather... god I hate
> > > Connecticut. And that El Nino thing, too.
> >
> > El Nino ... guess what I call it? <hint: think the translation, plus
> > Kyle>
>

> Kick the Baby? ^^;

<evilgrin> Guess again.

> Running Before (atashi no ;P) okaasan yells again,
> --NeoMercury
> You will respect mah authoritah!

<meekly> Yes, General Beauregaurd.

[The Clinically Dead NeoMercury]

Kouri no Taka to Chokoraato Minto Harukas <i...@ice.net> wrote:
>
> Hehehe ... <giggles> "SUTAA SENSITIIFU ... INFEERUNO!!!!!"

SUTAAAA...JENTARU...YUUUTARISU! :P or something to that effect.

I don't do english to katakana.

>

> The Clinically Dead NeoMercury wrote:
> >
> > Kouri no Taka to Chokoraato Minto Harukas <i...@ice.net> wrote:
> > >
> > > Joe Gerber wrote:
<snip>

> > > That explains a lot. ... sorry, you might want to get real familiar with
> > > AltaVista Translations ^^;; or maybe we'll have to start providing
> > > subtitles
> > > again ...
> > >
> >
> > <sigh> Well...I guess...just to be polite...
>
> Hai, je pense que tu as raison (cette fois).
> [Hai, I think you're right (this time).]
>

Oh, tu es trop sympathique. ;P

[Oh, you're too kind. But I know I spelled it wrong.]

> > > > >> I mean...wow, why are my ears ringing? x_X
> > > > >
> > > > ><successfully hides a giggle/snicker>
> > > >
> > > > <doesn't even bother>
> > >
> > > Ooooh, dangerous ...
> >
> > And it's funny, because up until now, I had the utmost respect
> > for Mr. Gerber.
>
> Uh-oh. She's mad now.
>

oh no. o.o

> > Oh well. All's well that end's well.
>
> Eeeeh, Q quote. <pats Joe's shoulder somewhat comfortingly, but somewhat
> like
> one would touch a corpse>. Well, 'twas nice knowing you.
>

Likewise.

> > Ma, get mah rifle.
>
> <a NR enters with a barabbaden> "This it?"
>

o_o O_O N...no, but it'll suffice.

> > <snip>

> > > > > ... <blink blink> Sorry. Just ... a project ... I've been working on
> > > >
> > > > So, how *is* the HAL 9000 project coming along, anyway?
> > >
> > > <nervous laughter> Oh yes, that project ... well, since I couldn't get
> > > this video stuff to work - <pauses long enough to kick the computer
> > > multiple times in frustration> - well, that's why he just has that little
> > > electronic eye thing and the really boring info displays in 80-column
> > > text mode. I'm having a little trouble with the AI, but since those
> > > baka down at NASA want it in about a month, I think I'll have to pull
> > > a Microsoft and ship it as-is.
> >
> > <sound of NeoMerc snoring a la Ryoko>
>
> <sound of NeoMerc being hastily woken up by a flying bakakonpyutaa>
>

*thwack* ERK! Just five more minutes, I mean, I swear I was

just resting my eyes, I mean...wow, neat-o, is there solitaire on this thing?

> > > > >> > > >You prefer to be a windbag?

> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > > That was Ice-chan, not me.
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > > (OTOH, you kinda walked into that punch.)
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > She does that a lot ^^;;
> > > > >>
> > > > >> You certainly do.
> > > > >
> > > > ><clears throat, cold glance> Thank you, obocchan.
> >
> > <sweeping bow> Do itashimashite.
>
> <grits teeth> Okay then! I'd hate to have to keep this Schwartz
> ring, if you take my meaning.
>

<wonders how such a thing would work on a member of the
female persuasion> o_O;

> > > > <Joe thought about making further comments, but decided to quit while

> > > > he was still ahead (err, not too far behind...^^;;;)>
> > >
> > > Very .... wise move. (Saves a lot of pain, anyway).
> > >
> >
> > For now.
>
> Yeah, she's having trouble loading the barabbaden ;p
>

"How the HELL do you fire this thing?! Oh, shi...sorry about

that. No, I mean...you look all right with a hole in your stomach, really."

> > > > ["NeoMerc's Inferority Complex", R.I.P.]
> > > > >> > > Hey, it was so small, I had to come back and back to see if anything
> > > > >> > > had changed. ;-)
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > <blink> Well, I liked the ring picture at the top ... *sigh* Same one
> > > > >> > that's on the back of the Music Box, with Haruka and Michiru holding
> > > > >> > hands ...
> > > >
> > > > You mean the one that almost never loaded?
> > >
> > > Yes, that one. It was really rather nice ..
> > >
> >
> > <rolls eyes> Yes, let's find fault with everything I do, seeing
> > as I can't handle it myself. :P
>
> But I liked the pic - wherever you got it. Jeez, you read too far into
> stuff ^_^;
>

What did you say? Are you trying to tell me that I'm too sensitive?
Am I too quick to pick up on your every little thought? Am I a psychic here to *amuse* you?

ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT! <attempts to fire the baraba-whatever>

> <snip>

> > > > ><clears throat> At least you like Michiru a lot ... I don't
> > > > >remember. Joe, who's your favorite Senshi?
> > > >
> > > > Ah-hahahahhahahahaha! ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
> > >
> > > Hooboy.
> >
> > I knew it! Spit Tenchi out, Okaasan!
>
> <innocentlook> What? I have no idea what on Earth you're talking abo-
>
> <"Okaasan"'s stomach bulges, Alien style. A disgusted, pissed Tenchi
> Masaki breaks out and hies hence ... into Ryoko's waiting arms! ^_^ >
>
> *siiiiigh* I love happy endings ^_^
>

...but it wasn't really, as NeoMerc was required to employ

the use of the gun a third time...

> > > > It depends on the month, the day, and the phase of the moon. (In

> > > > other words, I'm jumping back on that fence.)
> > >
> > > Oh, wow ... even more variant than myself.
> >
> > How quaint.
>
> <clears throat, slight glare NM-wise> Yes, indeed ...
>

<raises an eyebrow> Hm?

> > > > This month, it's Minako-chan. Next month, it might be Rei. Or
> > > > Michiru. Or Ami. Or Taki (note--I only said that I disliked the
> > > > uniforms, not the bodies filling them). Or Galaxia.
> > >
> > > Heehhhhhh ... Galaxia ... my favorite villain *_* Hands down. Gotta
> > > like the armor, gotta like the power, the cold air of command ...
> > > the fact that she looks sugoi can only help.
> >
> > Actually, I always liked Lead Crow...
>
> Well, I'm judging from the very little I know. Once I get to *see* some
> full Stars episodes, I may change my mind. Heck, I'd order 'em raw
> Japanese if I had to ... I'd be able to understand ... oh, .2% of the
> dialogue ^^;;;
>

I didn't have much trouble... you can always look up

summaries on Hitoshi Doi's site. <shrug>

> > <snip>

> > > > >> > > And I dislike the Starlights' domamatrix outfits...
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > <eyelid twitch>
> > > > >>
> > > > >> <fist clench and vein popping out of forehead>
> > > >
> > > > Decaf will help that.
> > >
> > > <shakes head> We tried.
> >
> > We did? ... Oh...right...yeah, we did. So I guess the
> > only surefire way of relieving stress is beating the crap out of someone.
> > <innocent Sasami smile>
>
> I, um ... left the lights of my car on. <sound of footsteps - SLAM!>
>

Too bad I have the keys.

> > > > >> > > err, senshi fuku.

> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > Joe ... how'd you like your first 1WR death? <evilgrin>
> > > > <various ways of killing Joey [ob Kyle: You Bastards!] snipped>
> > > > >> The entire state of Nebraska?
> > > > >
> > > > >Owwwwwww ...
> > > >
> > > > Like there's anything there...
> > >
> > > True.
> > >
> >
> > I wouldn't know. Never have left the eastern part
> > of the US. o_O;;;
>
> And I thought I was poor-traveled.

Thanks. You're a dear.

>Well, I've only actually *stayed* in

> MN, AL, WY, FL, and IN. I've passed through IA, KN, TN, GA, WI, KN, and
> NB.
> So, twelve states. 12/50, um, six-twenty-fifths. Uh ... ... ... 24%?
>

...Icefalcon, the Human Computer.

> > > > (Note: Yes, I *have* been in and through it. Almost got a job there
> > > > once. There's a lot of corn, and that's about it.)
> > >
> > > Sounds like Indiana. No, wait, they grow other things there, too. -_^
> > > No, I don't think Indiana's as bad as Nebraska. It's *not* a fun
> > > state to drive through, unless you *really* like vegetables o_O
> >
> > Oh, so that's where you...
>
> Nope <grin>
>

Okay. But I've narrowed it down. ... Not that I need to

know. Cause I don't. Just need something else to tease you about. ^_-

> > Does it get warmer than 50 degrees this time of year? <sigh>

>
> Hey, here, it was in the thirties last night. And we were having summer
> weather lately, too. Oy, whatawoild, whatawoild ...
>

Winter is so terrible... and due to the fact I've realized

that it sucks, it's decided to stay for summer. ;P

> <snip>

> > > > ><deeeeeeeeeeEEeeEeEeeeEEEE and other Schwartz sound effects>
> > > > >
> > > > >Gyuuuuahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!! ^_-
> > > > >
> > > > ><Oh, and if you haven't seen "Spaceballs", Joe, I'll let NeoMerc fill
> > > > > you in on this one ^^; >
> > > >
> > > > <voice out of thin air> Use the Schwartz, Joe! Foget the ring! I
> > > > found it in a Cracker Jack box! The Schwartz is inside you!
> > >
> > > <zap> Tooo laaaate! Mruhahahahahahahaaa!
> >
> > <cringe> ooh...
>
> <no possible comment from me>
>

Becaaaaaause?

> > > > (Oh, by the way, yes I *have* seen "Spaceballs: The Movie", and am
> > > > waiting with baited breath for "Spaceballs2: The Search for More
> > > > Money".)
> > >
> > > Moi aussi. In fact, I once held my breath waiting for that movie. That
> > > wasn't very healthy, as I passed out.
> > >
> >
> > Missed that one...although the title is hauntingly familiar.
>
> Been a while since you saw Spaceballs?
> "Will we ever see each other again, Yogurt?"
> "I dunno. God willing, we'll all re-unite in Spaceballs 2: The Soich for
> More Money."
>

*gasp* Oh yeah! That's why! ^^;;;

> I don't think they ever got around to making it ^^; Well, we can hope.
>
> > > > (OTOH, and IMHO, "High Anexity" and "Young Frankenstein" were better.)
> > >
> > > Yet to see 'em.
> >
> > I've seen part of High Anxiety... But the other, none at all.
>
> What's it about?
>

A psychiatrist... and like...um...things...happening. <grin> He has this

fear of heights, and, well...like I said, I've only seen a little. ^^;; It was on Comedy Central
a few nights ago.

> > --NeoMercury

> > Perhaps an episode of South Park will make up for today's winter weather... god I hate
> > Connecticut. And that El Nino thing, too.
>
> El Nino ... guess what I call it? <hint: think the translation, plus
> Kyle>

Kick the Baby? ^^;

> --
>
> -|-E the Icefalcon
> Shadow Galactica no Wars:
> http://members.tripod.com/~nyakun/smoon/smoon.html
> Selected random quote etc.:
>
> "Remeber folks ... ask for those 'Bill the Cat' See-Through
> Pajamas by name. That's 'B-I-L-L'. Not 'G-A-R-F-I-E-L-D'."
> "Ack. <thump>"
> "CALL THE VET!"
> -- Bloom County: "Loose Tails"

Running Before (atashi no ;P) okaasan yells again,

[Joe Gerber]

While reading alt.fan.sailor-moon (and generally minding my own

business) on Wed, 03 Jun 1998 18:50:42 -0500, I read Kouri no Taka to
Chokoraato Minto Harukas <i...@ice.net> write:

Repling to a reply to a reply (to a reply [to something else])...

>The Clinically Dead NeoMercury wrote:
>>
>> Kouri no Taka to Chokoraato Minto Harukas <i...@ice.net> wrote:
>> >
>> > Joe Gerber wrote:

>> <sigh> Well...I guess...just to be polite...
>
>Hai, je pense que tu as raison (cette fois).
>[Hai, I think you're right (this time).]

No fair mixing two languages!

Well, if you can't beat them...

Hai, yo penso qué tu tienes rázon (este tiempo).

>
>> > > >> I mean...wow, why are my ears ringing? x_X
>> > > >
>> > > ><successfully hides a giggle/snicker>
>> > >
>> > > <doesn't even bother>
>> >
>> > Ooooh, dangerous ...
>>
>> And it's funny, because up until now, I had the utmost respect
>> for Mr. Gerber.

<suddenly feels *very* small>

>
>Uh-oh. She's mad now.

Oh, fuck.

>
>> Oh well. All's well that end's well.
>
>Eeeeh, Q quote. <pats Joe's shoulder somewhat comfortingly, but somewhat
>like
>one would touch a corpse>. Well, 'twas nice knowing you.

Hey, I'm not dead yet!

Hello?

Anybody?

Mommy?

>> > > <Joe thought about making further comments, but decided to quit while
>> > > he was still ahead (err, not too far behind...^^;;;)>
>> >
>> > Very .... wise move. (Saves a lot of pain, anyway).
>> >
>>
>> For now.
>
>Yeah, she's having trouble loading the barabbaden ;p

Here... <hands NeoMerc a 12 Gauge>

>> > > ><clears throat> At least you like Michiru a lot ... I don't
>> > > >remember. Joe, who's your favorite Senshi?
>> > >
>> > > Ah-hahahahhahahahaha! ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
>> >
>> > Hooboy.
>>
>> I knew it! Spit Tenchi out, Okaasan!
>
><innocentlook> What? I have no idea what on Earth you're talking abo-
>
><"Okaasan"'s stomach bulges, Alien style. A disgusted, pissed Tenchi
> Masaki breaks out and hies hence ... into Ryoko's waiting arms! ^_^ >
>
>*siiiiigh* I love happy endings ^_^

<ob Spaceballs> <singing> Hello, my baby; hello my honey; hello my
ragtime ga--aal. </ob Spaceballs>

>
>> > > It depends on the month, the day, and the phase of the moon. (In
>> > > other words, I'm jumping back on that fence.)
>> >
>> > Oh, wow ... even more variant than myself.
>>
>> How quaint.
>
><clears throat, slight glare NM-wise> Yes, indeed ...

Huh?

>
>> > > This month, it's Minako-chan. Next month, it might be Rei. Or
>> > > Michiru. Or Ami. Or Taki (note--I only said that I disliked the
>> > > uniforms, not the bodies filling them). Or Galaxia.
>> >
>> > Heehhhhhh ... Galaxia ... my favorite villain *_* Hands down. Gotta
>> > like the armor, gotta like the power, the cold air of command ...
>> > the fact that she looks sugoi can only help.
>>
>> Actually, I always liked Lead Crow...
>
>Well, I'm judging from the very little I know. Once I get to *see* some
>full Stars episodes, I may change my mind. Heck, I'd order 'em raw
>Japanese if I had to ... I'd be able to understand ... oh, .2% of the
>dialogue ^^;;;

Oh, it we're dealing with those we've actually *seen*, it would have
to be Kaolinite by default, as far as villianesses go. (Queen Beryl
doesn't do it for me.)

>> > > >> <fist clench and vein popping out of forehead>
>> > >
>> > > Decaf will help that.
>> >
>> > <shakes head> We tried.
>>
>> We did? ... Oh...right...yeah, we did. So I guess the
>> only surefire way of relieving stress is beating the crap out of someone.
>> <innocent Sasami smile>
>
>I, um ... left the lights of my car on. <sound of footsteps - SLAM!>

I have to go...I have to feed my guppy....

<sound of a Learjet taking off from the local Muni>

<Nebraska and other voids>

>> I wouldn't know. Never have left the eastern part
>> of the US. o_O;;;
>
>And I thought I was poor-traveled. Well, I've only actually *stayed* in
>MN, AL, WY, FL, and IN. I've passed through IA, KN, TN, GA, WI, KN, and
>NB.
>So, twelve states. 12/50, um, six-twenty-fifths. Uh ... ... ... 24%?

Well, I don't remember all the states I went through back when my
family lived in Cali and we made occasional road trips back to
Minnesota.

So, I'll just list the states that I myself have operated a motor
vehicle in:

MN, WI, MI, IA, SD, NE, ON (Canada), GA, FL, SC, AZ, NM, and TX.

>
>> > > (Note: Yes, I *have* been in and through it. Almost got a job there
>> > > once. There's a lot of corn, and that's about it.)
>> >
>> > Sounds like Indiana. No, wait, they grow other things there, too. -_^
>> > No, I don't think Indiana's as bad as Nebraska. It's *not* a fun
>> > state to drive through, unless you *really* like vegetables o_O

Actually, to be honest, Lincoln (where I was) wasn't half bad. Plus,
it's an hour to Omaha. And, if I had been really desperate, I could
have gone to Des Moines, Denver, or Kansas City. (Of course, I didn't
get the job,, so it's a moot point.)

>Been a while since you saw Spaceballs?
>"Will we ever see each other again, Yogurt?"
>"I dunno. God willing, we'll all re-unite in Spaceballs 2: The Soich for
> More Money."
>
>I don't think they ever got around to making it ^^; Well, we can hope.

It was a joke, akin to the promos for _History of the World Part 2_ at
the end of HotWPart 1.

>
>> > > (OTOH, and IMHO, "High Anexity" and "Young Frankenstein" were better.)
>> >
>> > Yet to see 'em.
>>
>> I've seen part of High Anxiety... But the other, none at all.
>
>What's it about?

_High Anxiety_ is a rip on Alfred Hitchcock suspense/detective films
(Vertigo, North by Northwest, Rear Window, etc.). Mel plays a
psychiarst who himself suffers from the terrible affliction, High
Anxiety. It's best part is Mel's doing a Frank Sinatra-esque lounge
act. That, and Cloris Leechman's Nurse Disel as a domamatrix. ^_-

_Young Frankenstein_ is one of the few Mel Brooks films that he
doesn't star in (Gene Wilder did), and is a rip on gothic horror. The
lead character is a decentant of Victor Frankenstein, although he
hates to admit it (as in cliaming that it's pronouced "Fraun ken
STEEN"). He goes to Translvania, and eventually decides to continue
his ancestor's work.

(Just rent them both.)

Joe

[Kouri no Taka to Chokoraato Minto Harukas]

Joe Gerber wrote:
>
> While reading alt.fan.sailor-moon (and generally minding my own
> business) on Wed, 03 Jun 1998 18:50:42 -0500, I read Kouri no Taka to
> Chokoraato Minto Harukas <i...@ice.net> write:
>
> Repling to a reply to a reply (to a reply [to something else])...
>
> >The Clinically Dead NeoMercury wrote:
> >>
> >> Kouri no Taka to Chokoraato Minto Harukas <i...@ice.net> wrote:
> >> >
> >> > Joe Gerber wrote:
>
> >> <sigh> Well...I guess...just to be polite...
> >
> >Hai, je pense que tu as raison (cette fois).
> >[Hai, I think you're right (this time).]
>
> No fair mixing two languages!

How 'bout English, Japanese, and French? Now that just sounds *really*
strange ...

> Well, if you can't beat them...
>
> Hai, yo penso qué tu tienes rázon (este tiempo).

Spanish, or Portugese? No, Spanish, right? I love language families ^_^

> >> > > >> I mean...wow, why are my ears ringing? x_X
> >> > > >
> >> > > ><successfully hides a giggle/snicker>
> >> > >
> >> > > <doesn't even bother>
> >> >
> >> > Ooooh, dangerous ...
> >>
> >> And it's funny, because up until now, I had the utmost respect
> >> for Mr. Gerber.
>
> <suddenly feels *very* small>
>
> >Uh-oh. She's mad now.
>
> Oh, fuck.

Now she's REAL mad ... NeoMerc was *not* pleased the one time I said
f- er, that ...

> >> Oh well. All's well that end's well.
> >
> >Eeeeh, Q quote. <pats Joe's shoulder somewhat comfortingly, but somewhat
> >like
> >one would touch a corpse>. Well, 'twas nice knowing you.
>
> Hey, I'm not dead yet!

No. Not quite ...

> Hello?
>
> Anybody?
>
> Mommy?
>
> >> > > <Joe thought about making further comments, but decided to quit while
> >> > > he was still ahead (err, not too far behind...^^;;;)>
> >> >
> >> > Very .... wise move. (Saves a lot of pain, anyway).
> >> >
> >>
> >> For now.
> >
> >Yeah, she's having trouble loading the barabbaden ;p
>
> Here... <hands NeoMerc a 12 Gauge>

... thus sealing his fate.

> >> > > ><clears throat> At least you like Michiru a lot ... I don't
> >> > > >remember. Joe, who's your favorite Senshi?
> >> > >
> >> > > Ah-hahahahhahahahaha! ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
> >> >
> >> > Hooboy.
> >>
> >> I knew it! Spit Tenchi out, Okaasan!
> >
> ><innocentlook> What? I have no idea what on Earth you're talking abo-
> >
> ><"Okaasan"'s stomach bulges, Alien style. A disgusted, pissed Tenchi
> > Masaki breaks out and hies hence ... into Ryoko's waiting arms! ^_^ >
> >
> >*siiiiigh* I love happy endings ^_^
>
> <ob Spaceballs> <singing> Hello, my baby; hello my honey; hello my
> ragtime ga--aal. </ob Spaceballs>

I ... didn't know ... Tenchi could do that <expires>

> >> > > It depends on the month, the day, and the phase of the moon. (In
> >> > > other words, I'm jumping back on that fence.)
> >> >
> >> > Oh, wow ... even more variant than myself.
> >>
> >> How quaint.
> >
> ><clears throat, slight glare NM-wise> Yes, indeed ...
>
> Huh?

Oh, nothing. Nothing at all. Hmph.

<snip>

> >> > Heehhhhhh ... Galaxia ... my favorite villain *_* Hands down. Gotta
> >> > like the armor, gotta like the power, the cold air of command ...
> >> > the fact that she looks sugoi can only help.
> >>
> >> Actually, I always liked Lead Crow...
> >
> >Well, I'm judging from the very little I know. Once I get to *see* some
> >full Stars episodes, I may change my mind. Heck, I'd order 'em raw
> >Japanese if I had to ... I'd be able to understand ... oh, .2% of the
> >dialogue ^^;;;
>
> Oh, it we're dealing with those we've actually *seen*, it would have
> to be Kaolinite by default, as far as villianesses go. (Queen Beryl
> doesn't do it for me.)

She doesn't ... <flicks hand> *do* it for you?

> >> > > >> <fist clench and vein popping out of forehead>
> >> > >
> >> > > Decaf will help that.
> >> >
> >> > <shakes head> We tried.
> >>
> >> We did? ... Oh...right...yeah, we did. So I guess the
> >> only surefire way of relieving stress is beating the crap out of someone.
> >> <innocent Sasami smile>
> >
> >I, um ... left the lights of my car on. <sound of footsteps - SLAM!>
>
> I have to go...I have to feed my guppy....
>
> <sound of a Learjet taking off from the local Muni>

<sound of NeoMerc beating the crap out of herself ^_- >

<Traveling snip>

> >Been a while since you saw Spaceballs?
> >"Will we ever see each other again, Yogurt?"
> >"I dunno. God willing, we'll all re-unite in Spaceballs 2: The Soich for
> > More Money."
> >
> >I don't think they ever got around to making it ^^; Well, we can hope.
>
> It was a joke,

Alas, yes ...

> akin to the promos for _History of the World Part 2_ at the end of HotWPart 1.

One promo that wasn't I joke I miss, too: the one at the end of the
Buckaroo
Banzai movie.

<snip movie summaries>
--

-|-E the Icefalcon
Nepuchyuun ni + OSDF no
kawatte oshioki \ / Nyakun (Michiru no Ci)
zo! + >O< + Yaten no Elerysian
/ \ Icefalchon no Ryoko (et al) -_^;
+

[The Clinically Dead NeoMercury]

Kouri no Taka to Chokoraato Minto Harukas <i...@ice.net> wrote:

breaking away from the monotony of homework... x_X

>
> Joe Gerber wrote:
> > =

>
> > While reading alt.fan.sailor-moon (and generally minding my own
> > business) on Wed, 03 Jun 1998 18:50:42 -0500, I read Kouri no Taka to
> > Chokoraato Minto Harukas <i...@ice.net> write:

> > =

>
> > Repling to a reply to a reply (to a reply [to something else])...

> > =

>
> > >The Clinically Dead NeoMercury wrote:
> > >>
> > >> Kouri no Taka to Chokoraato Minto Harukas <i...@ice.net> wrote:
> > >> >
> > >> > Joe Gerber wrote:

> > =

>
> > >> <sigh> Well...I guess...just to be polite...
> > >
> > >Hai, je pense que tu as raison (cette fois).
> > >[Hai, I think you're right (this time).]

> > =

>
> > No fair mixing two languages!
>
> How 'bout English, Japanese, and French? Now that just sounds *really*
> strange ...

Oui, I am sugoi. o_O;; Vas-y, anata no idiot! <babbles on
incessantly>

> > >> > > >> I mean...wow, why are my ears ringing? x_X
> > >> > > >
> > >> > > ><successfully hides a giggle/snicker>
> > >> > >
> > >> > > <doesn't even bother>
> > >> >
> > >> > Ooooh, dangerous ...
> > >>

> > >> And it's funny, because up until now, I had the utmo=

> st respect
> > >> for Mr. Gerber.
> >
> > <suddenly feels *very* small>
> >
> > >Uh-oh. She's mad now.

> > =

>
> > Oh, fuck.
>
> Now she's REAL mad ... NeoMerc was *not* pleased the one time I said
> f- er, that ...
>

? o_O I wasn't? Oy, must have been a bad day. I
swear quite a bit irl. ^^;;;; (Though not to Ms. Dammit's degree...)

> > Hello?
> > =
>
> > Anybody?
> > =
>
> > Mommy?
> > =
>

<points to Ice> See...now you're getting to know everyone...

> > >> > > <Joe thought about making further comments, but decided to quit =

> while
> > >> > > he was still ahead (err, not too far behind...^^;;;)>
> > >> >
> > >> > Very .... wise move. (Saves a lot of pain, anyway).
> > >> >
> > >>
> > >> For now.
> > >
> > >Yeah, she's having trouble loading the barabbaden ;p

> > =

>
> > Here... <hands NeoMerc a 12 Gauge>
>
> ... thus sealing his fate.
>

Query: Why does everyone hand me the guns when I'm undoubtedly
the most mentally unstable? ^_-

> > >> > > ><clears throat> At least you like Michiru a lot ... I don't
> > >> > > >remember. Joe, who's your favorite Senshi?
> > >> > >
> > >> > > Ah-hahahahhahahahaha! ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
> > >> >
> > >> > Hooboy.
> > >>
> > >> I knew it! Spit Tenchi out, Okaasan!
> > >
> > ><innocentlook> What? I have no idea what on Earth you're talking abo-
> > >
> > ><"Okaasan"'s stomach bulges, Alien style. A disgusted, pissed Tenchi

> > > Masaki breaks out and hies hence ... into Ryoko's waiting arms! ^_^ >=

>
> > >
> > >*siiiiigh* I love happy endings ^_^
> >
> > <ob Spaceballs> <singing> Hello, my baby; hello my honey; hello my
> > ragtime ga--aal. </ob Spaceballs>
>
> I ... didn't know ... Tenchi could do that <expires>
>

Eww...gross. <wipes off the counter with an exasperated
sigh>

> > >> > > It depends on the month, the day, and the phase of the moon. (I=

> n
> > >> > > other words, I'm jumping back on that fence.)
> > >> >
> > >> > Oh, wow ... even more variant than myself.
> > >>
> > >> How quaint.
> > >
> > ><clears throat, slight glare NM-wise> Yes, indeed ...
> >
> > Huh?
>
> Oh, nothing. Nothing at all. Hmph.
>

Naaaaniiii...?

> <snip>
> > >> > Heehhhhhh ... Galaxia ... my favorite villain *_* Hands down. Got=

> ta
> > >> > like the armor, gotta like the power, the cold air of command ...
> > >> > the fact that she looks sugoi can only help.
> > >>
> > >> Actually, I always liked Lead Crow...
> > >

> > >Well, I'm judging from the very little I know. Once I get to *see* som=

> e
> > >full Stars episodes, I may change my mind. Heck, I'd order 'em raw
> > >Japanese if I had to ... I'd be able to understand ... oh, .2% of the
> > >dialogue ^^;;;

> > =

>
> > Oh, it we're dealing with those we've actually *seen*, it would have
> > to be Kaolinite by default, as far as villianesses go. (Queen Beryl
> > doesn't do it for me.)
>
> She doesn't ... <flicks hand> *do* it for you?
>

<begins to laugh uncontrollably>

> > >> > > >> <fist clench and vein popping out of forehead>
> > >> > >
> > >> > > Decaf will help that.
> > >> >
> > >> > <shakes head> We tried.
> > >>

> > >> We did? ... Oh...right...yeah, we did. So I gues=
> s the
> > >> only surefire way of relieving stress is beating the crap out of som=

> eone.
> > >> <innocent Sasami smile>
> > >
> > >I, um ... left the lights of my car on. <sound of footsteps - SLAM!>

> > =

>
> > I have to go...I have to feed my guppy....

> > =

>
> > <sound of a Learjet taking off from the local Muni>
>
> <sound of NeoMerc beating the crap out of herself ^_- >
>

"Ow! Damn you! Stop moving! I'll give you toaster
strudel, ya little punk..."

> <Traveling snip>
> > akin to the promos for _History of the World Part 2_ at the end of Hot=

> WPart 1.
>
> One promo that wasn't I joke I miss, too: the one at the end of the
> Buckaroo
> Banzai movie.
>

Arrrrgh...what the heck was that movie supposed to be,
anyway? I watched about five minutes before losing my mind.

> <snip movie summaries>
> -- =
>
>
> -|-E the Icefalcon
> Nepuchyuun ni + OSDF no =

>
> kawatte oshioki \ / Nyakun (Michiru no Ci)
> zo! + >O< + Yaten no Elerysian
> / \ Icefalchon no Ryoko (et al) -_^;
> +
>
> Shadow Galactica no Wars:
> http://members.tripod.com/~nyakun/smoon/smoon.html

<mimic>
--NeoMercury
Maakyurii ni Amichanian-tachi no
kawatte oshioki yo! NeoAmi-chan (Ryu-kun no NAC)
<enter lil' ASCII thing here>
Taiki no NeoMercury
Washu no Puppets et al -_-;;

[Mordenkainen with the Deathwish News Server]

On Thu, 4 Jun 1998, The Clinically Dead NeoMercury wrote:
> Kouri no Taka to Chokoraato Minto Harukas <i...@ice.net> wrote:
> breaking away from the monotony of homework... x_X

Takin' a break after finishing my Philosophy paper. ^_^

> > > >Hai, je pense que tu as raison (cette fois).
> > > >[Hai, I think you're right (this time).]

> > > No fair mixing two languages!
> > How 'bout English, Japanese, and French? Now that just sounds *really*
> > strange ...
>
> Oui, I am sugoi. o_O;; Vas-y, anata no idiot! <babbles on
> incessantly>

Da! Je ne disagree pas with you. ^_^ Ano, 4 languages are
stranger, ne?

> > > >> And it's funny, because up until now, I had the utmo=
> > st respect
> > > >> for Mr. Gerber.
> > > <suddenly feels *very* small>
> > > >Uh-oh. She's mad now.

> > > Oh, fuck.
> > Now she's REAL mad ... NeoMerc was *not* pleased the one time I said
> > f- er, that ...
>
> ? o_O I wasn't? Oy, must have been a bad day. I
> swear quite a bit irl. ^^;;;; (Though not to Ms. Dammit's degree...)

<grin> I leave for ONE..er.. week? o_o and yer all reduced to
swearing. ^_^ Now grow the BLEEP up and stop with the EHEH cursin'. ^_-

> > > Hello?
> > > Anybody?
> > > Mommy?

>
> <points to Ice> See...now you're getting to know everyone...

And Joe's Daddy now, ne? ^_-

> > > >Yeah, she's having trouble loading the barabbaden ;p

> > > Here... <hands NeoMerc a 12 Gauge>
> > ... thus sealing his fate.
>
> Query: Why does everyone hand me the guns when I'm undoubtedly
> the most mentally unstable? ^_-

Cause we all know that you're the most likely to keep your nerve
long enough to finish the job. -_^

> > > >> > > ><clears throat> At least you like Michiru a lot ... I don't
> > > >> > > >remember. Joe, who's your favorite Senshi?
> > > >> > > Ah-hahahahhahahahaha! ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
> > > >> > Hooboy.
> > > >> I knew it! Spit Tenchi out, Okaasan!
> > > ><innocentlook> What? I have no idea what on Earth you're talking abo-
> > > ><"Okaasan"'s stomach bulges, Alien style. A disgusted, pissed Tenchi
> > > > Masaki breaks out and hies hence ... into Ryoko's waiting arms! ^_^ >=
> > > >*siiiiigh* I love happy endings ^_^
> > > <ob Spaceballs> <singing> Hello, my baby; hello my honey; hello my
> > > ragtime ga--aal. </ob Spaceballs>
> > I ... didn't know ... Tenchi could do that <expires>
>
> Eww...gross. <wipes off the counter with an exasperated
> sigh>

HEY! You spilt my drink! ;P

> > > >> > > It depends on the month, the day, and the phase of the moon. (I=

> > > >> > > other words, I'm jumping back on that fence.)
> > > >> > Oh, wow ... even more variant than myself.
> > > >> How quaint.
> > > ><clears throat, slight glare NM-wise> Yes, indeed ...
> > > Huh?
> > Oh, nothing. Nothing at all. Hmph.
> Naaaaniiii...?

@_@ Notta clue.

> > <snip>
> > > >> > Heehhhhhh ... Galaxia ... my favorite villain *_* Hands down. Got=
> > ta
> > > >> > like the armor, gotta like the power, the cold air of command ...
> > > >> > the fact that she looks sugoi can only help.
> > > >> Actually, I always liked Lead Crow...
> > > >Well, I'm judging from the very little I know. Once I get to *see* som=
> > e
> > > >full Stars episodes, I may change my mind. Heck, I'd order 'em raw
> > > >Japanese if I had to ... I'd be able to understand ... oh, .2% of the
> > > >dialogue ^^;;;

> > > Oh, it we're dealing with those we've actually *seen*, it would have
> > > to be Kaolinite by default, as far as villianesses go. (Queen Beryl
> > > doesn't do it for me.)
> > She doesn't ... <flicks hand> *do* it for you?
>
> <begins to laugh uncontrollably>

Oh? And what doesn't she do for you? H_H

> > > >> <innocent Sasami smile>
> > > >I, um ... left the lights of my car on. <sound of footsteps - SLAM!>

> > > I have to go...I have to feed my guppy....

> > > <sound of a Learjet taking off from the local Muni>
> > <sound of NeoMerc beating the crap out of herself ^_- >
>
> "Ow! Damn you! Stop moving! I'll give you toaster
> strudel, ya little punk..."

o_O;; Um... GO NEOMERC! uh... BOOO! NEOMERC! um... O_o;;; Who
the hell am I cheering for here... oh my I'm very confused. X_x

> > <Traveling snip>
> > > akin to the promos for _History of the World Part 2_ at the end of Hot=
> > WPart 1.
> > One promo that wasn't I joke I miss, too: the one at the end of the
> > Buckaroo
> > Banzai movie.
>
> Arrrrgh...what the heck was that movie supposed to be,
> anyway? I watched about five minutes before losing my mind.

Yes, enlighten us. :/

> <mimic>
> --NeoMercury
> Maakyurii ni Amichanian-tachi no
> kawatte oshioki yo! NeoAmi-chan (Ryu-kun no NAC)
> <enter lil' ASCII thing here>
> Taiki no NeoMercury

<original>
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[Kouri no Taka to Chokoraato Minto Harukas]

OW!R announcement: NeoMerc, to please go to the bottom and read.

The Clinically Dead NeoMercury wrote:
>
> Kouri no Taka to Chokoraato Minto Harukas <i...@ice.net> wrote:
>
> breaking away from the monotony of homework... x_X

Heh, heh ... oops.

> > Joe Gerber wrote:
> > > =

Noooo! The Ancient Menace has awakened! Run for your lives, for they
have reappeared:

FORMATIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<herein snipped; DIEEE!!!!!!!!!>

> > > While reading alt.fan.sailor-moon (and generally minding my own
> > > business) on Wed, 03 Jun 1998 18:50:42 -0500, I read Kouri no Taka to
> > > Chokoraato Minto Harukas <i...@ice.net> write:
> >
> > > Repling to a reply to a reply (to a reply [to something else])...
> >

> > > >The Clinically Dead NeoMercury wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >> Kouri no Taka to Chokoraato Minto Harukas <i...@ice.net> wrote:
> > > >> >
> > > >> > Joe Gerber wrote:
> >
> > > >> <sigh> Well...I guess...just to be polite...
> > > >
> > > >Hai, je pense que tu as raison (cette fois).
> > > >[Hai, I think you're right (this time).]
> >

> > > No fair mixing two languages!
> >
> > How 'bout English, Japanese, and French? Now that just sounds *really*
> > strange ...
>
> Oui, I am sugoi. o_O;; Vas-y, anata no idiot!

LOL ... I've gotta start using that one in crowded hallways ...

> <babbles on incessantly>

This, c'est ... ... totemo fun <evilgrin>

> > > >> > > >> I mean...wow, why are my ears ringing? x_X
> > > >> > > >
> > > >> > > ><successfully hides a giggle/snicker>
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > > <doesn't even bother>
> > > >> >
> > > >> > Ooooh, dangerous ...
> > > >>

> > > >> And it's funny, because up until now, I had the utmost respect

> > > >> for Mr. Gerber.
> > >
> > > <suddenly feels *very* small>
> > >
> > > >Uh-oh. She's mad now.
> >

> > > Oh, fuck.
> >
> > Now she's REAL mad ... NeoMerc was *not* pleased the one time I said
> > f- er, that ...
>
> ? o_O I wasn't? Oy, must have been a bad day.

<facefaults> Yes, this just SHOOTS my ENTIRE paragraph to HELL!

> I swear quite a bit irl. ^^;;;;

I do, occasionally.

> (Though not to Ms. Dammit's degree...)

Heh.

> > > Hello?
> >
> > > Anybody?
> >
> > > Mommy?

> >
>
> <points to Ice> See...now you're getting to know everyone...

<sweatdrop> H-hai ...

> > > >> > > <Joe thought about making further comments, but decided to quit while

> > > >> > > he was still ahead (err, not too far behind...^^;;;)>
> > > >> >
> > > >> > Very .... wise move. (Saves a lot of pain, anyway).
> > > >> >
> > > >>
> > > >> For now.
> > > >
> > > >Yeah, she's having trouble loading the barabbaden ;p
> > > =
> >
> > > Here... <hands NeoMerc a 12 Gauge>
> >
> > ... thus sealing his fate.
> >
>
> Query: Why does everyone hand me the guns when I'm undoubtedly
> the most mentally unstable? ^_-

Maybe you're not really the most unstable, just the most violent one ;P

<s>

> > > >> > Hooboy.
> > > >>
> > > >> I knew it! Spit Tenchi out, Okaasan!
> > > >
> > > ><innocentlook> What? I have no idea what on Earth you're talking abo-
> > > >
> > > ><"Okaasan"'s stomach bulges, Alien style. A disgusted, pissed Tenchi
> > > > Masaki breaks out and hies hence ... into Ryoko's waiting arms! ^_^ >=
> >
> > > >
> > > >*siiiiigh* I love happy endings ^_^
> > >
> > > <ob Spaceballs> <singing> Hello, my baby; hello my honey; hello my
> > > ragtime ga--aal. </ob Spaceballs>
> >
> > I ... didn't know ... Tenchi could do that <expires>
> >
>
> Eww...gross. <wipes off the counter with an exasperated
> sigh>

<corpse:> Don't blame it on me. I just died here.

<s>

> > > ><clears throat, slight glare NM-wise> Yes, indeed ...
> > >
> > > Huh?
> >
> > Oh, nothing. Nothing at all. Hmph.
>
> Naaaaniiii...?

NOTHING! Just ... snip this the next time! --;;;;;

<s>

> > > Oh, it we're dealing with those we've actually *seen*, it would have
> > > to be Kaolinite by default, as far as villianesses go. (Queen Beryl
> > > doesn't do it for me.)
> >
> > She doesn't ... <flicks hand> *do* it for you?
> >
>
> <begins to laugh uncontrollably>

Actually, this could get interesting. Maybe we should try to hold a
wedding ceremony for Joe and Beryl, anyway. Gosh, imagine what the
kids would be like ... evil princes and princesses in 1WR ... it's
bad enough already O_o Maybe we shouldn't try that after all ...

It seems 1WR wedding ideas are always short-lived ^^;;

<s>
> > > >> We did? ... Oh...right...yeah, we did. So I guess the
> > > >> only surefire way of relieving stress is beating the crap out of someone.

> > > >> <innocent Sasami smile>
> > > >
> > > >I, um ... left the lights of my car on. <sound of footsteps - SLAM!>
> >

> > > I have to go...I have to feed my guppy....
> >

> > > <sound of a Learjet taking off from the local Muni>
> >
> > <sound of NeoMerc beating the crap out of herself ^_- >
>
> "Ow! Damn you! Stop moving! I'll give you toaster
> strudel, ya little punk..."

<uncontrollable chuckles, picturing Toaster Strudel/Pop Tart Servo
beating
itself up>

> > <Traveling snip>
> > > akin to the promos for _History of the World Part 2_ at the end of HotWPart 1.

> >
> > One promo that wasn't I joke I miss, too: the one at the end of the
> > Buckaroo Banzai movie.
>
> Arrrrgh...what the heck was that movie supposed to be,
> anyway? I watched about five minutes before losing my mind.

You must have been tired. It got good, but later. ... well, it wasn't
the
best movie I watched. I wouldn't say it was bad, though ... I can't
decide if the Last Starfighter was better or not. But I haven't seen
Buckaroo Banzai in over two years.

> > <snip movie summaries>
> >
> >
> > -|-E the Icefalcon
<snip sigla. Formatians - gyah!>

> >
> > Shadow Galactica no Wars:
> > http://members.tripod.com/~nyakun/smoon/smoon.html
>
> <mimic>
> --NeoMercury
> Maakyurii ni Amichanian-tachi no
> kawatte oshioki yo! NeoAmi-chan (Ryu-kun no NAC)

Oh, that reminds me, you and Tucker-san should probably read my latest
OW!R post. It concerns the Capcomchanians, and I hope I make a
convincing
and attractive offer ^_^ What can I say, Tim's a pretty good Author.

> <enter lil' ASCII thing here>
> Taiki no NeoMercury

Thanks! I'll put that on the page ^_-

> Washu no Puppets et al -_-;;

Washu Puppets!

[The Rafters News]

Kouri no Taka to Chokoraato Minto Harukas wrote in message
<357713...@ice.net>...

>OW!R announcement: NeoMerc, to please go to the bottom and read.
>
>The Clinically Dead NeoMercury wrote:
>>
>> Kouri no Taka to Chokoraato Minto Harukas <i...@ice.net> wrote:
>>
>> breaking away from the monotony of homework... x_X
>
>Heh, heh ... oops.
>
>> > Joe Gerber wrote:
>> > > =
>
>Noooo! The Ancient Menace has awakened! Run for your lives, for they
>have reappeared:
>
>FORMATIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
><herein snipped; DIEEE!!!!!!!!!>
>

huh? ya ne vezu...

>> > > While reading alt.fan.sailor-moon (and generally minding my own
>> > > business) on Wed, 03 Jun 1998 18:50:42 -0500, I read Kouri no Taka
to
>> > > Chokoraato Minto Harukas <i...@ice.net> write:
>> >
>> > > Repling to a reply to a reply (to a reply [to something else])...
>> >
>> > > >The Clinically Dead NeoMercury wrote:
>> > > >>
>> > > >> Kouri no Taka to Chokoraato Minto Harukas <i...@ice.net> wrote:
>> > > >> >
>> > > >> > Joe Gerber wrote:
>> >
>> > > >> <sigh> Well...I guess...just to be polite...
>> > > >
>> > > >Hai, je pense que tu as raison (cette fois).
>> > > >[Hai, I think you're right (this time).]
>> >
>> > > No fair mixing two languages!
>> >
>> > How 'bout English, Japanese, and French? Now that just sounds *really*
>> > strange ...
>>
>> Oui, I am sugoi. o_O;; Vas-y, anata no idiot!
>
>LOL ... I've gotta start using that one in crowded hallways ...
>
>> <babbles on incessantly>
>
>This, c'est ... ... totemo fun <evilgrin>
>

Toss in some Russian, sense it sounds so goofy already... I'm ochen bolshoy
galavaya.. Of course then you get stuck with goffy endings... but no one
will understand you so thats ok...

>> > > >> > > >> I mean...wow, why are my ears ringing? x_X
>> > > >> > > >
>> > > >> > > ><successfully hides a giggle/snicker>
>> > > >> > >
>> > > >> > > <doesn't even bother>
>> > > >> >
>> > > >> > Ooooh, dangerous ...
>> > > >>
>> > > >> And it's funny, because up until now, I had the
utmost respect
>> > > >> for Mr. Gerber.
>> > >
>> > > <suddenly feels *very* small>
>> > >
>> > > >Uh-oh. She's mad now.
>> >
>> > > Oh, fuck.
>> >
>> > Now she's REAL mad ... NeoMerc was *not* pleased the one time I said
>> > f- er, that ...
>>
>> ? o_O I wasn't? Oy, must have been a bad day.
>
><facefaults> Yes, this just SHOOTS my ENTIRE paragraph to HELL!
>

Don't worry, I know Satan, I'll have him send it back...

>> I swear quite a bit irl. ^^;;;;
>
>I do, occasionally.
>

I lose lots of money because of it...

>> (Though not to Ms. Dammit's degree...)
>
>Heh.
>

Well with a name like Dammit you have to wonder ^_-

>> > > Hello?
>> >
>> > > Anybody?
>> >
>> > > Mommy?
>> >
>>
>> <points to Ice> See...now you're getting to know
everyone...
>
><sweatdrop> H-hai ...
>

Huh? I get confuesd to easily...

>> > > >> > > <Joe thought about making further comments, but decided to
quit while
>> > > >> > > he was still ahead (err, not too far behind...^^;;;)>
>> > > >> >
>> > > >> > Very .... wise move. (Saves a lot of pain, anyway).
>> > > >> >
>> > > >>
>> > > >> For now.
>> > > >
>> > > >Yeah, she's having trouble loading the barabbaden ;p
>> > > =
>> >
>> > > Here... <hands NeoMerc a 12 Gauge>
>> >
>> > ... thus sealing his fate.
>> >
>>
>> Query: Why does everyone hand me the guns when I'm
undoubtedly
>> the most mentally unstable? ^_-
>
>Maybe you're not really the most unstable, just the most violent one ;P
>

Well everyone knows that anything and everything can be solved by the
apropriate amount of violence... Name one thing that you can't... I'd like
to see you try...

>> > > >> > Hooboy.
>> > > >>
>> > > >> I knew it! Spit Tenchi out, Okaasan!
>> > > >
>> > > ><innocentlook> What? I have no idea what on Earth you're talking
abo-
>> > > >
>> > > ><"Okaasan"'s stomach bulges, Alien style. A disgusted, pissed Tenchi
>> > > > Masaki breaks out and hies hence ... into Ryoko's waiting arms! ^_^
>=
>> >
>> > > >
>> > > >*siiiiigh* I love happy endings ^_^
>> > >
>> > > <ob Spaceballs> <singing> Hello, my baby; hello my honey; hello my
>> > > ragtime ga--aal. </ob Spaceballs>
>> >
>> > I ... didn't know ... Tenchi could do that <expires>
>> >
>>
>> Eww...gross. <wipes off the counter with an
exasperated
>> sigh>
>
><corpse:> Don't blame it on me. I just died here.
>

And why not? your the one that off and died!! I think that it's all your
fault! Now admit it!!

>> > > ><clears throat, slight glare NM-wise> Yes, indeed ...
>> > >
>> > > Huh?
>> >
>> > Oh, nothing. Nothing at all. Hmph.
>>
>> Naaaaniiii...?
>
>NOTHING! Just ... snip this the next time! --;;;;;
>

Why? ^_^;;

Don't knock toaster studel! THat stuff is damn good!! Way better then Pop
Tarts.

>> > <Traveling snip>
>> > > akin to the promos for _History of the World Part 2_ at the end of
HotWPart 1.
>> >
>> > One promo that wasn't I joke I miss, too: the one at the end of the
>> > Buckaroo Banzai movie.
>>
>> Arrrrgh...what the heck was that movie supposed to be,
>> anyway? I watched about five minutes before losing my mind.
>
>You must have been tired. It got good, but later. ... well, it wasn't
>the
>best movie I watched. I wouldn't say it was bad, though ... I can't
>decide if the Last Starfighter was better or not. But I haven't seen
>Buckaroo Banzai in over two years.
>

I saw the preview once ^_^;;

>> > <snip movie summaries>
>> >
>> >
>> > -|-E the Icefalcon
><snip sigla. Formatians - gyah!>
>> >
>> > Shadow Galactica no Wars:
>> > http://members.tripod.com/~nyakun/smoon/smoon.html
>>
>> <mimic>
>> --NeoMercury
>> Maakyurii ni Amichanian-tachi no
>> kawatte oshioki yo! NeoAmi-chan (Ryu-kun no NAC)
>
>Oh, that reminds me, you and Tucker-san should probably read my latest
>OW!R post. It concerns the Capcomchanians, and I hope I make a
>convincing
>and attractive offer ^_^ What can I say, Tim's a pretty good Author.
>

HEY!!! wait a minute <inside shot of Tim's head in which a Russian man
downs a bottle of vodka smiles and then passes out> oh!! Ok! Praise, I
see... carry on... I am a damn good author aren't I? In fact, I figure
that I have to be most likely <ominous echo> The Best... Author... IN THE
WORLD!!!!!! <bar plays from 2001> </oe>

--
Overlord Tim (wow my first post after a 6 month prison sentance on deja news
and It's OT AND 1WR... aren't those two a contradiction in terms?)

"One topic? Me? Surely you jest!"

[The Clinically Dead NeoMercury]

"The Rafters News" <dra...@sinbad.net> wrote

<blinkblink> Rafter? <squints>

err...anyway, I'll have to reply to this later, I'm
leaving in a little while. Gomen. ^^;; Wish I had time...just one
thing to address:

Nee, okaasan, would you mind e-mailing that OW!R post?
I mean, you do have some way to e-mail, yes? o_O;; It apparently never
reached my server, as the majority of posts don't...sigh. Thank ye.

Okaasan=mother=Icefalcon. Ya get?

> >> Query: Why does everyone hand me the guns when I'm
> undoubtedly
> >> the most mentally unstable? ^_-
> >
> >Maybe you're not really the most unstable, just the most violent one ;P
> >
>
> Well everyone knows that anything and everything can be solved by the
> apropriate amount of violence... Name one thing that you can't... I'd like
> to see you try...
>

The struggle for world peace.

> >> > > ><clears throat, slight glare NM-wise> Yes, indeed ...
> >> > >
> >> > > Huh?
> >> >
> >> > Oh, nothing. Nothing at all. Hmph.
> >>
> >> Naaaaniiii...?
> >
> >NOTHING! Just ... snip this the next time! --;;;;;
> >
>
> Why? ^_^;;
>

We can't snip it NOW...

> >> > > Oh, it we're dealing with those we've actually *seen*, it would have
> >> > > to be Kaolinite by default, as far as villianesses go. (Queen Beryl
> >> > > doesn't do it for me.)
> >> >
> >> > She doesn't ... <flicks hand> *do* it for you?
> >> >
> >>
> >> <begins to laugh uncontrollably>
> >
> >Actually, this could get interesting. Maybe we should try to hold a
> >wedding ceremony for Joe and Beryl, anyway. Gosh, imagine what the
> >kids would be like ... evil princes and princesses in 1WR ... it's
> >bad enough already O_o Maybe we shouldn't try that after all ...
> >
> >It seems 1WR wedding ideas are always short-lived ^^;;
> >

You sound so...disappointed.

But I like the idea of evil children. n.n

> ><s>
> >> > > >> We did? ... Oh...right...yeah, we did. So I
> guess the
> >> > > >> only surefire way of relieving stress is beating the crap out of
> someone.
> >> > > >> <innocent Sasami smile>
> >> > > >
> >> > > >I, um ... left the lights of my car on. <sound of footsteps - SLAM!>
> >> >
> >> > > I have to go...I have to feed my guppy....
> >> >
> >> > > <sound of a Learjet taking off from the local Muni>
> >> >
> >> > <sound of NeoMerc beating the crap out of herself ^_- >
> >>
> >> "Ow! Damn you! Stop moving! I'll give you toaster
> >> strudel, ya little punk..."
> >
> ><uncontrollable chuckles, picturing Toaster Strudel/Pop Tart Servo
> >beating
> >itself up>
> >
> Don't knock toaster studel! THat stuff is damn good!! Way better then Pop
> Tarts.
>

Yes, but, that IS an amusing visual...

OK...just ignore this, I had to throw in my .000002 cents before
dashing out the door. ^^;; Ja, minna.

--NeoMercury
oi.

[Joe Gerber]

While reading alt.fan.sailor-moon (and generally minding my own

business) on Thu, 04 Jun 1998 20:52:49 GMT, I read The Clinically
Dead NeoMercury <neome...@removethis.hotmail.com> write:

>Kouri no Taka to Chokoraato Minto Harukas <i...@ice.net> wrote:
>
> breaking away from the monotony of homework... x_X

Nani? I'd have figured that all schools in the US were out by now...

>> Joe Gerber wrote:
>> > =
>>
>> > While reading alt.fan.sailor-moon (and generally minding my own
>> > business) on Wed, 03 Jun 1998 18:50:42 -0500, I read Kouri no Taka to
>> > Chokoraato Minto Harukas <i...@ice.net> write:

<snip of the use of multiple languages in one fell swoop>

>> > >Uh-oh. She's mad now.
>> > =
>>
>> > Oh, fuck.
>>
>> Now she's REAL mad ... NeoMerc was *not* pleased the one time I said
>> f- er, that ...
>>
>
> ? o_O I wasn't? Oy, must have been a bad day. I
>swear quite a bit irl. ^^;;;; (Though not to Ms. Dammit's degree...)

Oh, so *that's* how she got that name! ^_-

>> > Hello?
>> > =
>>
>> > Anybody?
>> > =
>>
>> > Mommy?
>> > =
>>
>
> <points to Ice> See...now you're getting to know everyone...

No, that was my Ryoko impersionation from "Here Comes Jurai 2".

>> > >Yeah, she's having trouble loading the barabbaden ;p
>> > =
>>
>> > Here... <hands NeoMerc a 12 Gauge>
>>
>> ... thus sealing his fate.
>>
>
> Query: Why does everyone hand me the guns when I'm undoubtedly
>the most mentally unstable? ^_-

I didn't say it was loaded. You have to figure that part out for
yourself.

>> > >Well, I'm judging from the very little I know. Once I get to *see* som=
>> e
>> > >full Stars episodes, I may change my mind. Heck, I'd order 'em raw
>> > >Japanese if I had to ... I'd be able to understand ... oh, .2% of the
>> > >dialogue ^^;;;
>> > =
>>
>> > Oh, it we're dealing with those we've actually *seen*, it would have
>> > to be Kaolinite by default, as far as villianesses go. (Queen Beryl
>> > doesn't do it for me.)
>>
>> She doesn't ... <flicks hand> *do* it for you?
>>
>
> <begins to laugh uncontrollably>

<Joe actually half meant it in that way--Joe's tattle-tale guardian
angel>

>> > >> only surefire way of relieving stress is beating the crap out of som=
>> eone.
>> > >> <innocent Sasami smile>
>> > >
>> > >I, um ... left the lights of my car on. <sound of footsteps - SLAM!>
>> > =
>>
>> > I have to go...I have to feed my guppy....
>> > =
>>
>> > <sound of a Learjet taking off from the local Muni>

<followed by sound of said plane crashing, as I just looked and the
runway isn't long enough to take off>

>>
>> <sound of NeoMerc beating the crap out of herself ^_- >
>>
>
> "Ow! Damn you! Stop moving! I'll give you toaster
>strudel, ya little punk..."

<Joe just had a vision of Evil Dead 2 & Army of Darkness, when only a
part of the hero was possessed>

Joe
(off to answer another thread--hmm, it's also a 1WR!R one ^^;;;)

[Kouri no Taka to Chokoraato Minto Harukas]

Piggybacking. Anyway, the Overlord wrote, etc., etc.:

> Kouri no Taka to Chokoraato Minto Harukas wrote in message
> <357713...@ice.net>...
> >OW!R announcement: NeoMerc, to please go to the bottom and read.
> >
> >The Clinically Dead NeoMercury wrote:
> >>
> >> Kouri no Taka to Chokoraato Minto Harukas <i...@ice.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> breaking away from the monotony of homework... x_X
> >
> >Heh, heh ... oops.
> >
> >> > Joe Gerber wrote:
> >> > > =
> >
> >Noooo! The Ancient Menace has awakened! Run for your lives, for they
> >have reappeared:
> >
> >FORMATIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> >
> ><herein snipped; DIEEE!!!!!!!!!>
>
> huh? ya ne vezu...

Those little equal signs that pop up? They used to show up everywhere
in the posts, sometimes with hex codes: =30 Real pain in the ass.

<s>

> >> > > No fair mixing two languages!
> >> >
> >> > How 'bout English, Japanese, and French? Now that just sounds *really*
> >> > strange ...
> >>
> >> Oui, I am sugoi. o_O;; Vas-y, anata no idiot!
> >
> >LOL ... I've gotta start using that one in crowded hallways ...
> >
> >> <babbles on incessantly>
> >
> >This, c'est ... ... totemo fun <evilgrin>
> >
> Toss in some Russian, sense it sounds so goofy already... I'm ochen bolshoy
> galavaya.. Of course then you get stuck with goffy endings... but no one
> will understand you so thats ok...

Does anyone understand us anyway?

<s>

> >> > > >Uh-oh. She's mad now.
> >> >
> >> > > Oh, fuck.
> >> >
> >> > Now she's REAL mad ... NeoMerc was *not* pleased the one time I said
> >> > f- er, that ...
> >>
> >> ? o_O I wasn't? Oy, must have been a bad day.
> >
> ><facefaults> Yes, this just SHOOTS my ENTIRE paragraph to HELL!
>
> Don't worry, I know Satan, I'll have him send it back...

Her? You know Hotaru Tomoe? ^_-

<DISCLAIMER: reading is as katakana- remember the "Sailor Satan" post a
while back? So don't flame me for it.>

> >> I swear quite a bit irl. ^^;;;;
> >
> >I do, occasionally.
>
> I lose lots of money because of it...

<raises eyebrow>

> >> (Though not to Ms. Dammit's degree...)
> >
> >Heh.
>
> Well with a name like Dammit you have to wonder ^_-
>
> >> > > Hello?
> >> >
> >> > > Anybody?
> >> >
> >> > > Mommy?
> >> >
> >>
> >> <points to Ice> See...now you're getting to know
> everyone...
> >
> ><sweatdrop> H-hai ...
> >
> Huh? I get confuesd to easily...

<sweatdrops> The 1WR curse manifests itself again. She's referring to my
contrived nickname:
http://members.tripod.com/~nyakun/1wr/

<s>

> >> > > Here... <hands NeoMerc a 12 Gauge>
> >> >
> >> > ... thus sealing his fate.
> >> >
> >>

> >> Query: Why does everyone hand me the guns when I'm
> undoubtedly
> >> the most mentally unstable? ^_-
> >
> >Maybe you're not really the most unstable, just the most violent one ;P
> >
>
> Well everyone knows that anything and everything can be solved by the
> apropriate amount of violence...

Well, heck. That's practically item 3 in the Non-Existent 1WR Manifesto!

<s>
> >> > I ... didn't know ... Tenchi could do that <expires>
> >> >
> >>
> >> Eww...gross. <wipes off the counter with an
> exasperated
> >> sigh>
> >
> ><corpse:> Don't blame it on me. I just died here.
>
> And why not? your the one that off and died!!

<corpse:> Yeah, but she started it! <glares at NeoMerc- eyes glaze over.
A maggot appears>

> I think that it's all your fault!

Nono, it's Mord's fault!

> Now admit it!!

> >> > > ><clears throat, slight glare NM-wise> Yes, indeed ...
> >> > >
> >> > > Huh?
> >> >
> >> > Oh, nothing. Nothing at all. Hmph.
> >>
> >> Naaaaniiii...?
> >
> >NOTHING! Just ... snip this the next time! --;;;;;
>
> Why? ^_^;;

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO???

<s>
> >> > > >> We did? ... Oh...right...yeah, we did. So I
> guess the
> >> > > >> only surefire way of relieving stress is beating the crap out of
> someone.
> >> > > >> <innocent Sasami smile>
> >> > > >
> >> > > >I, um ... left the lights of my car on. <sound of footsteps - SLAM!>
> >> >
> >> > > I have to go...I have to feed my guppy....
> >> >
> >> > > <sound of a Learjet taking off from the local Muni>
> >> >
> >> > <sound of NeoMerc beating the crap out of herself ^_- >
> >>
> >> "Ow! Damn you! Stop moving! I'll give you toaster
> >> strudel, ya little punk..."
> >
> ><uncontrollable chuckles, picturing Toaster Strudel/Pop Tart Servo
> >beating
> >itself up>
>

> Don't knock toaster studel! That stuff is damn good!!

<shrugs> Been a while since I've had any. But you remember how a while
back
she was writing as "The Soul of NeoMercury Transferred into a Toaster
Strudel", ne? The first thing I thought of seeing that was from MST3K,
when
Tom sells his soul to the - okay, to a devil and ends up getting a
toaster
strudel with legs for a body.

> Way better then Pop Tarts.

<nods> I ate Pop Tarts for breakfast for over three months straight. It
made
my digestive system very erratic. They didn't taste ... *too* bad,
though.

> >> > <Traveling snip>
> >> > > akin to the promos for _History of the World Part 2_ at the end of
> HotWPart 1.
> >> >
> >> > One promo that wasn't I joke I miss, too: the one at the end of the
> >> > Buckaroo Banzai movie.
> >>
> >> Arrrrgh...what the heck was that movie supposed to be,
> >> anyway? I watched about five minutes before losing my mind.
> >
> >You must have been tired. It got good, but later. ... well, it wasn't
> >the
> >best movie I watched. I wouldn't say it was bad, though ... I can't
> >decide if the Last Starfighter was better or not. But I haven't seen
> >Buckaroo Banzai in over two years.
>
> I saw the preview once ^_^;;

I never saw the preview ^^;

> >> > <snip movie summaries>
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > -|-E the Icefalcon
> ><snip sigla. Formatians - gyah!>
> >> >
> >> > Shadow Galactica no Wars:
> >> > http://members.tripod.com/~nyakun/smoon/smoon.html
> >>
> >> <mimic>
> >> --NeoMercury
> >> Maakyurii ni Amichanian-tachi no
> >> kawatte oshioki yo! NeoAmi-chan (Ryu-kun no NAC)
> >
> >Oh, that reminds me, you and Tucker-san should probably read my latest
> >OW!R post. It concerns the Capcomchanians, and I hope I make a
> >convincing
> >and attractive offer ^_^ What can I say, Tim's a pretty good Author.
>
> HEY!!! wait a minute <inside shot of Tim's head in which a Russian man
> downs a bottle of vodka smiles and then passes out>

Damn, that's one heck of a mess inside your head. Don't they ever at
least
clean up their vomit!?

> oh!! Ok! Praise, I see... carry on... I am a damn good author aren't I?

Uh oh ...

> In fact, I figure that I have to be most likely <ominous echo> The Best...
> Author... IN THE WORLD!!!!!! <bar plays from 2001> </oe>

<sound of record scratching>

Wait, nonono. There's something wrong here, something very, horribly
wrong!
<piku piku> "What the hell ... "
Um ... where was I ... oh yeah. Best Author <echo effect> IN THE
WORLD!!!</echo>
Yeah. Well. See, first of all. The posts. They're obviously a
half-assed
attempt at-
"Um, no, you fool, that's four asses."
Half-assed, four-assed, that's still too damn many asses! Get your ass-
er, MIND out of the gutter and-
<NeoMerc> "*Out* of the gutter? This is One Word Reply!"
YesIknow! And- and- ... ... aw, hell, nevermind. Forget it.

> --
> Overlord Tim (wow my first post after a 6 month prison sentance on deja news
> and It's OT AND 1WR... aren't those two a contradiction in terms?)
>
> "One topic? Me? Surely you jest!"

[Tenchi wielding the Illumina Blade]

The Clinically Dead NeoMercury schrieb in Nachricht ...

>Kouri no Taka to Chokoraato Minto Harukas <i...@ice.net> wrote:
>
> breaking away from the monotony of homework... x_X

<looks below> All those = chars... Is this <cue ominous voice> the Return of the
fOrMaTcHaNiAnS ? <thunder strikes in the background>

>> Joe Gerber wrote:
>> > =
>> > While reading alt.fan.sailor-moon (and generally minding my own
>> > business) on Wed, 03 Jun 1998 18:50:42 -0500, I read Kouri no Taka to
>> > Chokoraato Minto Harukas <i...@ice.net> write:
>> > =
>> > Repling to a reply to a reply (to a reply [to something else])...
>> > =
>> > >The Clinically Dead NeoMercury wrote:
>> > >>
>> > >> Kouri no Taka to Chokoraato Minto Harukas <i...@ice.net> wrote:
>> > >> >
>> > >> > Joe Gerber wrote:
>> > =
>> > >> <sigh> Well...I guess...just to be polite...
>> > >
>> > >Hai, je pense que tu as raison (cette fois).
>> > >[Hai, I think you're right (this time).]
>> > =
>> > No fair mixing two languages!
>>
>> How 'bout English, Japanese, and French? Now that just sounds *really*
>> strange ...
>
> Oui, I am sugoi. o_O;; Vas-y, anata no idiot! <babbles on
>incessantly>

Hasta la MISTA, Kouri no Baka! >:-)

>> > >> > > >> I mean...wow, why are my ears ringing? x_X
>> > >> > > >
>> > >> > > ><successfully hides a giggle/snicker>
>> > >> > >
>> > >> > > <doesn't even bother>
>> > >> >
>> > >> > Ooooh, dangerous ...
>> > >>
>> > >> And it's funny, because up until now, I had the utmo=
>> st respect
>> > >> for Mr. Gerber.
>> >
>> > <suddenly feels *very* small>
>> >
>> > >Uh-oh. She's mad now.
>> > =
>>
>> > Oh, fuck.
>>
>> Now she's REAL mad ... NeoMerc was *not* pleased the one time I said
>> f- er, that ...
>
> ? o_O I wasn't? Oy, must have been a bad day. I
>swear quite a bit irl. ^^;;;; (Though not to Ms. Dammit's degree...)

Perhaps you had PMS that day? <runs like heck>

>> > Hello?
>> > =
>>
>> > Anybody?
>> > =
>>
>> > Mommy?
>> > =
>
> <points to Ice> See...now you're getting to know everyone...

Seems like okaasan is already quite known...

>> > >> > > <Joe thought about making further comments, but decided to quit =
>> while
>> > >> > > he was still ahead (err, not too far behind...^^;;;)>
>> > >> >
>> > >> > Very .... wise move. (Saves a lot of pain, anyway).
>> > >> >
>> > >> For now.
>> > >
>> > >Yeah, she's having trouble loading the barabbaden ;p
>> > =
>>
>> > Here... <hands NeoMerc a 12 Gauge>
>>
>> ... thus sealing his fate.
>>
> Query: Why does everyone hand me the guns when I'm undoubtedly
>the most mentally unstable? ^_-

That's easy: you'll surely wreak the most havoc with it! >:-)

>> > >> > > ><clears throat> At least you like Michiru a lot ... I don't
>> > >> > > >remember. Joe, who's your favorite Senshi?
>> > >> > >
>> > >> > > Ah-hahahahhahahahaha! ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
>> > >> >
>> > >> > Hooboy.
>> > >>
>> > >> I knew it! Spit Tenchi out, Okaasan!
>> > >
>> > ><innocentlook> What? I have no idea what on Earth you're talking abo-
>> > >
>> > ><"Okaasan"'s stomach bulges, Alien style. A disgusted, pissed Tenchi
>> > > Masaki breaks out and hies hence ... into Ryoko's waiting arms! ^_^ >=
>> > >
>> > >*siiiiigh* I love happy endings ^_^

Me too - especially when they involve Ryoko ^_^ <walks off with Ryoko for the
hot tub>

>> > <ob Spaceballs> <singing> Hello, my baby; hello my honey; hello my
>> > ragtime ga--aal. </ob Spaceballs>
>>
>> I ... didn't know ... Tenchi could do that <expires>
>>
> Eww...gross. <wipes off the counter with an exasperated
>sigh>

Huh? Sorry, but I never saw this "Spaceball" stuff, so I didn't get that
reference... ^_^;;

>> > >> > > It depends on the month, the day, and the phase of the moon. (I=
>> n
>> > >> > > other words, I'm jumping back on that fence.)
>> > >> >
>> > >> > Oh, wow ... even more variant than myself.
>> > >>
>> > >> How quaint.
>> > >
>> > ><clears throat, slight glare NM-wise> Yes, indeed ...
>> >
>> > Huh?
>>
>> Oh, nothing. Nothing at all. Hmph.
>
> Naaaaniiii...?

He's up to something, I'm sure! ^_^;;

>> <snip>
>> > >> > Heehhhhhh ... Galaxia ... my favorite villain *_* Hands down. Got=
>> ta
>> > >> > like the armor, gotta like the power, the cold air of command ...
>> > >> > the fact that she looks sugoi can only help.
>> > >>
>> > >> Actually, I always liked Lead Crow...
>> > >
>> > >Well, I'm judging from the very little I know. Once I get to *see* som=
>> e
>> > >full Stars episodes, I may change my mind. Heck, I'd order 'em raw
>> > >Japanese if I had to ... I'd be able to understand ... oh, .2% of the
>> > >dialogue ^^;;;
>> > =
>>
>> > Oh, it we're dealing with those we've actually *seen*, it would have
>> > to be Kaolinite by default, as far as villianesses go. (Queen Beryl
>> > doesn't do it for me.)
>>
>> She doesn't ... <flicks hand> *do* it for you?
>>
> <begins to laugh uncontrollably>

Perhaps he should go and visit an marriage guidance counselor together with
Beryl to enlive his love life with her again ^_^

>> > >> > > >> <fist clench and vein popping out of forehead>
>> > >> > >
>> > >> > > Decaf will help that.
>> > >> >
>> > >> > <shakes head> We tried.
>> > >>
>> > >> We did? ... Oh...right...yeah, we did. So I gues=
>> s the
>> > >> only surefire way of relieving stress is beating the crap out of som=
>> eone.
>> > >> <innocent Sasami smile>
>> > >
>> > >I, um ... left the lights of my car on. <sound of footsteps - SLAM!>
>> > =
>> > I have to go...I have to feed my guppy....
>> > =
>> > <sound of a Learjet taking off from the local Muni>
>>
>> <sound of NeoMerc beating the crap out of herself ^_- >
>>
> "Ow! Damn you! Stop moving! I'll give you toaster
>strudel, ya little punk..."

Toaster strudel? Really? <greedy look> Even blueberry ones?

>> <Traveling snip>
>> > akin to the promos for _History of the World Part 2_ at the end of Hot=
>> WPart 1.
>>
>> One promo that wasn't I joke I miss, too: the one at the end of the
>> Buckaroo
>> Banzai movie.
>>
> Arrrrgh...what the heck was that movie supposed to be,
>anyway? I watched about five minutes before losing my mind.

Didn't see that one either... ^_^;;

>> <snip movie summaries>
>> -- =
>> -|-E the Icefalcon
>> Nepuchyuun ni + OSDF no =
>>
>> kawatte oshioki \ / Nyakun (Michiru no Ci)
>> zo! + >O< + Yaten no Elerysian
>> / \ Icefalchon no Ryoko (et al) -_^;
>> +
>>
>> Shadow Galactica no Wars:
>> http://members.tripod.com/~nyakun/smoon/smoon.html
>
><mimic>
>--NeoMercury
>Maakyurii ni Amichanian-tachi no
>kawatte oshioki yo! NeoAmi-chan (Ryu-kun no NAC)
> <enter lil' ASCII thing here>
> Taiki no NeoMercury
> Washu no Puppets et al -_-;;