[OW!] Care to dance? Not on your life!
Snoboarderchic16
writes:
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>> "Uhh, sure, I gue-YAAH!" Caroline started to respond, but was yanked away by
>> Rei.momo, disappering into a portal to the sounds of Jethro Tull's
>> "Aqualung".
>>
>> ~*~Do you still remember December's foggy freeze? Huh? Do you?Scene
>> Switch~*~
>> >>>>>>>
>
> YAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!! Hooray for Ian Anderson!!!! Steel Monkey indeed ^_^
YEEESSSSS!!!!!! A JETHRO TULL FAN!!! *.* IAN ANDERSEN RULES!!!!
*screams and runs around waving hands in the air*
>"AHA!!! VICTORY!!!!" Cyrus said, holding up his recently changed form.
>________________________
>| |
>| Rei.momo |
>|_______________________|
Rei.momo turns a very, -very-, _VERY_ bright red(almost matching her hair, in
fact), and gets a really loopy grin on her face. Then she turns an even
brighter red when she realizes she is wearing a horrendous bunny costume.
>About that time, Mr. K came into the room, dressed in red smoking jacket,
>puffing a bubble pipe. Ameko was hanging off one arm, dressed in playbunny
>suit. "Ah, Pegaso," suavely said K, "Welcome. We are having a little party
>in the grotto, if you want to join us?"
>
>eP and Insanity looked at one another than back at Mr. K, astonished. "What
>kind of bistro is this?" asked Insanity, who found herself in playbunny
>suit, instantly.
>
>Ameko walked over. Maybe stalked is more like it. "Hey, will we get to see
>what's under the mexican blanket, here?" She started to move it. eP's face
>turned beet red.
>
>"um...no...that is to say..."
>
>"You are blushing. That's cute," dissmissed Ameko. "Almost sickeningly so,
>I had more hope in you. Oh, well." She walked back over to K, and lead him
>to the door leading outside.
>
>The view outside shown pastry items and frosting strewn everywhere, as
>Rei.momo and Cyrus stood conversing, or trying to, with Sailor Jake
>screaming in his ear about the unhappiness of Valentine's Day. Magnetyte sa
>t at the outside bar, her arms crossed and head titled angrily away from
>Shawna-Chan X, who mimiced her moves, only in the opposite direction. The
>guy that looked a LOT like RockMan X sat in the middle of them, with the
>Hologram that looked a LOT like Nic-Chan, both sweatdropping. Behind them
>crouched Kore, hiding safely in the shadows. Kiwi was trying his best to
>get Caroline alone, as she refused, and beside them happily conversed Himeko
>and newcomer Tyler. Oddest of all, among the guests, the females were
>wearing playbunny suits, due to the effect of K's Heffner effect. Maybe
>OtakuWorld physicists would better rename this odd anime hentai effect one
>day. But not today.
>
>eP grabbed Insanity's hand and stormed over to Himeko. "Hey what are you
>doing just standing around, Himeko. We've got a job to do!"
>
>Himeko answered, not breaking eye contact with Tyler. "Hi eP. Having fun?"
>
>"NO! We've got a job to do!" He looked over the crowd again. "Am I the
>only one that realizes this?"
>
>Himeko, still too charmed to break eye contact, answered, "Just calm down a
>little, eP. Relax, and socialize. Mingle." She moved away from Tyler and
>whispered in eP's ear. "This guy is so CUTE!"
>
>eP just got angrier and stormed away toward Kiwi. "Hey, Jay, don't you have
>a job to do, today?"
>
>"Would you go bugger off, man! I'm tryin to get some action, ya know what
>I'm sayin. Oh yeah." Caroline cringed.
>
>eP got angrier and went to set at the bar. Conveniently (or not so
>conveniently) for him he sat next to Magnetyte. "Aren't these Dating
>Services so phony?" she asked, trying her best to be flirtatious. "Hey,
>didn't you used to go out with my sister?" eP just dropped his head in his
>arms, flustered beyond belief.
>
>"Hey, Peggy," called Insanity, setting next to him, "I got bored. What are
>you doing?"
>
>eP sighed. "Don't you have someone else to follow around?"
>
>"Um...no," she giggled, as she noticed Magnetyte. "Hi!" she went to shake
>her hand over eP's collasped head. He grumbled.
"Nooo, it's all going mushy..." groaned eP as Magnetyte and Insanity started
holding a conversation over his head. Couple were beginning to form all around
the room. There seemed to be:
Caroline and Kiwi
Rei.momo[1] and Cyrus
Nicola and Christian
Mr. K and Ameko
Himeko and Tyler
And for the sake oof luuuuuv, we'll pair up...
Magnetyte and Trium (snicker)
eP and Kore
And oh, crap, Insanity and Sailor Jake are left, and they're both girls... or
I think Insanity's a girl, I've seen posts where she's a 'she' and others where
she's a 'he'. Blast! Well, Insanity and Sailor Jake will join Himeko with Mr.
K. The man is pimpin!
Mwahahaha... more evil is about to be unleashed.... it's slowdancing time!!!
Slow, sappy music came out of the speakers, and wherever all these Otaku were
suddenly turned into a dance floor.
"Oh, no." came the sychronized words of many female Otaku.
"Oh, yeah." came the sychronized words of many male Otaku.
Oh help us all, said the author, who then snickered.
The dance floor was then covered with many dancing Otaku, many of whom were
doing so extremely badly, and had been magically changed into dress clothing.
"Ow! My foot!"
*rriiiippp!!!* "My dress just ripped!"
"These heels -suck-..."
*thud* "Ack!! You tripped me!"
"What the hell do you think you're grabbing?"
~*~TBC?~*~
~*~rei.momo~*~
*snicker*
[1] And her author can tell you, she was looking quite pleased at it, too.
Shawna-Chan X
> *rriiiippp!!!* "My dress just ripped!"
> "These heels -suck-..."
> *thud* "Ack!! You tripped me!"
> "What the hell do you think you're grabbing?"
>
Shawna-Chan X leaned against a conveniently placed wall with her arms folded,
and smirked because -she-, in her infinite coolness, had escaped the horribly
embarrasing fate of everyone else.
"I love it when things like this happen." She said.
TBC? *smirk*
-Shawna-Chan X
AFU no Movie Anthy, keeper of the movie Duel arena and rose garden.
UtenaCode U:7[!] F:Hi>+++Wa>+++Mk>++:pAM D:Na>+++++ X:[*]a8[AM]++++ M:f"PUCHI
Banshou no Seimei Kodoku Shi(OST7)
http://www.eccentrix.com/misc/shawnachanx
el Pegaso
that hard to get, nowadays?
> Christina, who has a cold and medicine head, so it comes across as
> kinda wonky, and that's the main reason, wrote:
^_-
>
> P:OW!: Lots of stuff.
>
> ~*~rei.momo~*~ hath written:
> > The dance floor was then covered with many dancing Otaku, many of
whom
> >were doing so extremely badly, and had been magically changed into dress
> >clothing.
> >
> > "Ow! My foot!"
> > *rriiiippp!!!* "My dress just ripped!"
> > "These heels -suck-..."
> > *thud* "Ack!! You tripped me!"
> > "What the hell do you think you're grabbing?"
> >
>
> Kore blinked. She looked down at herself, discovering that she was
wearing > a swanky light purple evening gown, with silky gloves, et al. It
went quite
> nicely with her newly purple hair. She was shocked to learn that she
didn't
> look half bad in a dress. She was jolted out of her shock when she heard
> someone yelp in pain.
>
> She looked up and realized it was eP, her dancing partner, who was now
> jumping up and down in pain, holding his foot, and swearing loudly. She
had
> stepped on his foot with her spike heeled shoes. "Oops... sorry." She
> grinned sheepishly. "I don't dance very often, I'm afraid."
>
> Feeling incredibly stupid, she looked around for the source of the music
> that was inspiring people to dance. Seeing a speaker, she narrowed her
> eyes. She held her hands out in front of her, forming a ball of
electricity
> between them. She took it and pitched it like a baseball at the speaker.
> She missed, the electricity dissipating as it hit the wall. She frowned
and
> tried again, this time succeeding. The electricity shorted out the system
> the speaker was attached to, cutting the music short. Everyone breathed a
> sigh of relief as they stopped dancing.
>
> She apologized to eP again, then walked/stumbled[1] over to a smug looking
> Shawna-Chan X.
>
> S-C X frowned. "What do you want?"
>
> "I want to thank you for dying my hair purple!"
>
> "..."
>
> "I've been wanting to dye it a weird color for a while now, and you did it
> for me![2]" She explained.
>
> S-C X facefaulted. "You wanted your hair that color?!"
>
> "Absolutely. And since you were so nice as to color my hair for me, I
> apologize for that little incident with the magnets earlier." Kore said
in
> all seriousness.
>
> S-C X just stared, her mouth hanging open.
>
> "Yeah, I get that look a lot. I'll take it as an acceptance of my
apology."
> Kore hugged her, then remembered she was still in the gown. "Ah,
well...
> I have to go change now, bye!" She bent down, took off her high heels,
and
> ran off towards the bathroom.
>
> ----------------
> [1]--It's hard to walk in shoes like that, you know!
> [2]--Actually, I've been joking about dying my hair a weird color for
> awhile. Just to scare my RL friends. And to shake up my image a bit. ^_-
>
Himeko, who hopes that wasn't too...scrambled, she was going on one hour of
sleep in the past 40 hours, wrote:
o_0
> "I can't believe this dress ripped too!" Himeko yelled, completely
> forgetting that she had somebody's ear right next to her mouth. Tyler
> cringed, then looked in the tear in his dance partner's dress that went
from
> her left waist line where the colors connected to black, all the way down
to
> the ground. Hime finally realized that the sweet talker was staring at
the
> rip. "Neeeee!!! Stop staring! If you're going to peep, you have to pay
> up!"
>
> "Well, I was just examining the damage done to your dress and was trying
to
> figure out a way to fix it. And that your leg does look pretty nice
against
> the darkness of your dress." Tyler said, seemingly covering up for any
> mistake he had made. He then smiled that woman-melting smile and winked.
>
> "Oh, okei. Well thank you for liking my leg." Himeko blushed. "Excuse
me,
> but I'm going to have to go find another outfit to wear."
>
> "I'm sure it will flatter your beauty as much, if not more, than the dress
> you are wearing now!" Tyler said to her, which made her blush even more.
> She watched the dreamy guy as she walked towards the restroom. While she
> was staring at him, she tripped over someone's foot and landed in the
middle
> of Ameko and Mr K. "Ahhhh....gomen ne...."
>
> "Who is this girl?! She's got blue hair?!!! Get her off of me, NOW!"
Ameko
> yelled, apparently not liking Himeko first off. Mr K sweatdropped. Tyler
> walked up and helped Himeko off her butt and apologized to Ameko.
>
> "She meant you no harm, Miss...Ameko," Tyler said, recalling her name from
> somewhere...not knowing where for sure.
>
> Ameko instantly got starry-eyed at the handsome man. "Tell me, mister,
who
> is your favorite senshi???" She asked him eagerly.
>
> "The name's Tyler, and my favorite senshi would have to be the three elder
> outer senshi, thank you. Especially Haruka and Michiru. Those two
together
> are the most beautiful thing I've ever seen." Tyler spoke with such
passion,
> such emotion, that within the vicinity of a mile, every NO died of
overcomed
> emotion. "How about you, Ameko-san?"
>
> Ameko stared at the now godly man. "My favorite it is Haruka-sama, of
> course." She smiled at him, wanting to know more about him and his
>dreamish personality.
>
> Mr K was not very pleased with this. "Hello?" he poked Ameko, "you're
> supposed to be my date, not this bimbo's" he said, but apparently unheard
> by Ameko, who was still staring into Tyler's vibrant blue eyes.
"Hello?!!!"
> Mr K yelled again.
>
> Himeko stood in amazement as her date hit on another woman. How dare
he?!!
> How could he even think that some other woman was more beautiful than she!
> HOW DARE HE!!!
>
> eP looked over at the commotion with a grin, glad that Himeko was not all
> starry-eyed over that mr Tyler dude. That sweet talker didn't deserve
> someone like Himeko anway. eP started walking over there, leaving Kore
> wondering what he was doing. Insanity bopped along to the music in her
> head, not noticing what was going on.
>
> Of course, nothing was going on. That is, if you dismiss that fact that
> Himeko and Mr K are becoming a mad mob of anger and eP was advancing on
the
> group.
>
> Sailor Jake laughed maniacally in the background...then coughed. Insanity
> gave her some water, then went back to her music.
>
At this end of the bistro-converted dancefloor, rage was building. Mr. K
was feeling snubbed, Himeko was feeling snubbed, as Tyler and Ameko walked
off, continuing to talk about the beauty that only two "cousins" could show
one another. eP arrived about that time, and looked over the situation.
"Hey, K."
"Hey Peggy. I'm not in the mood to talk right now..." he said as he sat
down and thought a little bit about his situation.
"Hello, Himeko. What's up with him?"
Himeko's face grew red with anger. "How insensitive! Can't you see he's
hurting!" K looked up a bit quizzically at her, as he was wasn't quite
hurting so much as he thinking of way to join their conversation. Three's a
crowd, but when talking about Haruka and Michiru, there could always be
more...that sort of thing. Himeko's thoughts where those focused on the
hurting part.
eP surmised this quickly, as he'd been there before. "Doesn't look like
he's the only one 'hurting' here, Hime..."
K's popped up. "Hey, I'm not exactly hurting...I mean, she's cute and all,
and we have a lot of things in common and..."
"This doesn't concern you," said Hime, pushing back K.
"But...you are talking about me and...oh nevermind!" He went back to
sitting and plotting. And he could still see background lighting between
Ame and Tyler, so it was still OK.
"eP..." said Hime, "Dance with me, OK?" She took his hands, and smiled,
tears forming in her eyes.
Before eP could answer anything at all, Kore walked up behind him. "Hey,
eP," she said, all changed, but still displaying her new purple hair, "I'm
back." She then looked at Himeko. "Who's this?" she added with extra
contempt.
"Oh, um...Hi, Kore!" he said with eagerness. "This is..."
"I'm his new dancing partner," she answered. "You gotta problem with that?"
Anger gets misguided, of course. First from Hime, who was angry with Tyler,
now about to fight Kore. Kore took this as a threat, due to the misguided
threatening tone. Kore jumped in front of eP, electric sparkling in the
hands of the Makochanian. "Maybe I have a problem with that attitude..."
Electric beams shot between the two combatants eyes, as they growled at each
other.
TBC?
Nathan