How can you tell the difference between a Blonde and a Right-Winger? The Blonde is the Smarter One.
James Rapier Exxon Bumboy
The Blond is the Smarter One.
Just to prove it, here's a list of former blonde jokes, with rightard
replacing the Blonde, and you'd never notice the difference.
Q: What's the difference between a Right-Winger and a solar powered
calculator?
A: The Right-Winger works in the dark!
Q: How can you tell if a Right-Winger has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.
Q: What does a Right-Winger put behind her ears to make her more
attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Q: What do you say to a Right-Winger that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
Q: What do Right-Wingers say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
Q: How do you make a Right-Winger's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: What does a screen door and a Right-Winger have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.
Q: What does a Right-Winger and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: What do Right-Wingers and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.
Q: Why was the Right-Wingers' belly button sore ?
A: Because her boyfriend was Right-Winger too.
Q: How do you get a Right-Winger out of a tree?
A: Wave
Q: What do peroxide Right-Wingers and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.
Q: What does a Right-Winger owl say?
A: What, what?
Q: What do you call a zit on a Right-Winger's ass?
A: A brain tumor.
Q: What do you get when you turn 3 Right-Wingers upside-down?
A: Two brunettes.
Q: What's the Right-Winger's cheer?
A: " I'm Right-Winger, I'm Right-Winger, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well..
I'm Right-Winger, I'm Right-Winger, yea yea yea..."
Q: Why did the Right-Winger scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Why did the Right-Winger fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.
Q: Why did the Right-Winger smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.
Q: Why do Right-Wingers give such good blowjobs?
A: Because that's what they train for all their lives.
Q: Why did the Right-Winger tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.
Q: Why did the Right-Winger have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
Q: Why did the Right-Winger keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: Why did the Right-Winger tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q: Why did the deaf Right-Winger sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read.
Q: Why did God create Right-Wingers?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the Right-Wingers.
Q: Why did the Right-Winger wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
Q: Why did the Right-Winger drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.
Q: Why did the Right-Winger try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: Why didn't the Right-Winger want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around
too much.
Q: Why did the Right-Winger stop using the pill?
A: Because it kept falling out.
Q: Why did the Right-Winger get so excited after she finished her
jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
Q: How do you confuse a Right-Winger?
A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
Q: Why does it work?
A: "Does 3 come before E or does it go between M and W?"
Q: Why did the Right-Winger call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
Q: What is the Right-Winger's favorite potato chip?
A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay).
Q: What is Right-Winger, brunette, Right-Winger, brunette, ....?
A: A Right-Winger doing cartwheels.
Q: What is the connection between a Right-Winger and a halogen
headlamp?
A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.
Q: Did you hear about the Right-Winger skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!
James Rapier Exxon Bumboy
The Blond is the Smarter One.
Just to prove it, here's MORE former blonde jokes, with rightard
replacing the Blonde, and you'd never notice the difference.
Q: Did you hear about the Right-Winger who had two chances to get
pregnant?
A: She blew it both times!
Q: What do a moped and a Right-Winger have in common?
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.
Q: How do you know when a Right-Winger's been in your frige?
A: Lipstick on the cucumbers!
Q: What do a Right-Winger and an instant lottery ticket have in common?
A: All you have to do is scratch the box to win.
Q: What is the difference between a Right-Winger and an inflatable
doll?
A: About 2 cans of hair spray
Q: What's the quickest way to get into a Right-Wingers pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor.
Q: Where do Right-Wingers go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.
Q: How many Right-Wingers does it take to play tag?
A: One.
Q: What do you call four Right-Wingers in a Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin
Q: Why don't they let Right-Wingers swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
Q: What happened to the Right-Winger tap dancer?
A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.
Q: What is the irritating part around a Right-Winger's vagina?
A1: The Right-Winger!
A2: The other guys waiting their turn.
Q: What did the Right-Winger say when asked if she'd ever been picked
up by 'the fuzz'?
A: 'No. But I've been swung around by the tits.'
Q: What did the Right-Winger say when she looked into a box of
Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
Q: What did the Right-Winger name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.
Q: What's a Right-Wingers' favourite rock group?
A: Air Supply.
Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
A: A Right-Winger electrician.
Q: Why are dumb Right-Winger jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: Why are Right-Wingers like cornflakes ?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
Q: Why can't Right-Wingers put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a Right-Winger?
A: Perri-air
Q: Did you hear about the Right-Winger coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q: When is it legal to shoot a Right-Winger in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!
Q: What is a Right-Winger's favorite part of a gas station?
A: The Air Pump!
Q: Why was the Right-Winger upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an F in sex.
Q: Did you here about the Right-Winger who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.
Q: Why can't Right-Wingers be cattle ranchers?
A: They can't keep their calves together!
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.
Q: What's a Right-Winger's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.
Q: What did the Right-Winger customer say to the buxom waitress
(reading her nametag) ?
A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A Right-Winger going through a flashing red light.
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a
Right-Winger drives a car?
A: Because she blows the horn!
Q: Why is a Right-Winger like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.
Q: Why is a Right-Winger like railroad tracks?
A: Because she's been laid all over the country.
Q: Did you hear about the Right-Winger lesbian?
A: She kept having affairs with men!
Q: What does a Right-Winger do if she is not in bed by 10?
A: She picks up her purse and goes home.
Q: To a Right-Winger, what is long and hard?
A: Grade 4.
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 Right-Wingers.
Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for Right-Wingers?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod...
Q: What is the difference between a Right-Winger and a refrigerator?
A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.
Q: Did you hear about the Right-Winger couple that were found frozen to
death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?
A: A deaf and dumb Right-Winger nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.
Q: Why is a Right-Winger like an old washing machine?
A: They both drip when they're fucked.
Q: How would a Right-Winger punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun
worry worry worry"
A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!
Q: Why is the Right-Winger's brain the size of a pea in the morning?
A: It swells at night.
Q: A Right-Winger is walking down the street with a pig under her arm.
She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
Q: A Right-Winger ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut
it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q: What's a Right-Winger's idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the car door.
Q: Why did the Right-Winger keep failing her driver's test?
A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
Q: What did the Right-Winger do when she heard that 90% of accidents
occur around the home?
A: She moved.
Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A Right-Winger parade.
Q: Why is it okay for Right-Wingers to catch cold?
A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
Q: Did you hear about the Right-Winger who tried to blow up her
husband's car?
A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
Morton Davis
"James Rapier Exxon Bumboy" <James....@uselessbastard.net> wrote in
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More in the DNC's campaign to win back voters through insults.
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"James Rapier Exxon Bumboy" <James....@uselessbastard.net> wrote in
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> The Blond is the Smarter One.
>
Is that the joke yuor 3rd grade teacher told you today in school, or was it
your friend at recess?
Morton Davis Exxon Bumboy
Morton Davis wrote:
A Right-Winger has five bucks and is horny, so he thinks to himself,
"Maybe I'll go to that whorehouse I've been hearin' so much 'bout." The
Right-Winger walks in, approaches a very burlesque, good-looking woman
and says, "I've got 5 bucks, give me your best."
The man is immediately escorted to a room with a mirror, a couch, and a
chicken in the corner. The woman shuts the door. The man reluctantly
takes the chicken and finishes his business. He then realized that that
was the best sex he'd ever had.
The following week, the man brings $10 of his hard earned money, and
offers it to the woman. He is the whisked off in to a small room with a
few benches and a double sided mirror. The small room quickly fills
with men and women alike.
Two women walk into the room that the people are viewing. The two
lesbians then proceed to make love on the table.
The Right-Winger nudges the man next to him and exclaims, "Damn, for 10
bucks, this is damn good." The man then chuckles and says, "You should
have been here last week, we had a man screwing a chicken."
Morton Davis Exxon Bumboy
After having their 11th child, a Rightwinger couple decided that was
enough (they could not afford a larger double wide) So, the husband
went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he and
his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told
him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the
problem.
The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are
legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up
to his ear and count to 10. The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may
not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a
beer can next to my ear is going to help me -- I don't want to go
deaf!"
So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia
physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a
vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama. This doctor
instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place
it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.
Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went
home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . .
.", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
resumed counting on his other hand . . .
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your friend at recess?
Bill Ward Exxon Bumboy
Another DUI Kennedy Car Crash Coverup wrote:
> Is that the joke your 3rd grade teacher told you today in school, or was it
> your friend at recess?
Stupid Nazi-KKKer, it's Sunday. No school.
Q: Why are racist jokes so short? A: So racists can understand them.
Hitler and the Pig
Adolf Hitler is speeding through Germany with his chauffeur at the
wheel on his way to an important address.
Driving down a country road, the chauffeur (who is distracted, looking
out the window at the countryside) doesn't see a pig walk out onto the
road, and he hits in with the car.
Stopping the car, he jumps out, and Adolf climbs out also to see what
is going on. The chauffeur, very distressed by what he's done asks
Hitler what they should do, and Hitler tells him impatiently that
they're in a hurry and they should move the pig to the side of the road
and go to the address and worry about it later.
All the way to the address the chauffeur, who is a fairly good-hearted
person despite his employer, is worried about the family who owned the
pig and wondered how they'd react to discovering the pig, so when they
arrived he asked Hitler whether he shouldn't drive back to the farm and
let them know what happened.
Hitler agrees before hurrying to the podium, and the Chauffeur hurries
back down the road.
Four hours later, stumbling down the road, his arms full of sausage and
bread and his breath smelling of liquor.
Hitler in a rage demands to know what has happened to him, and the
chauffeur explains, "I did what I thought was right. I went to the farm
where I killed the pig. When I went and knocked on the door and gave
them the news, they gave me this sausage and bread, fed me the best ale
I've ever tasted and let me have their way with their beautiful nubile
young daughter and then sent me on my way."
Adolf seemed confused by this and asks his chauffeur, "well what
exactly did you tell them?"
To which the chauffeur replied "I really can't understand it either,
all I did was tell them "I'm Hitler's Chauffeur, and I killed the pig."
Chip Anderson
news:1147058875.1...@j33g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
-->snip<--
> To which the chauffeur replied "I really can't understand it either,
> all I did was tell them "I'm Hitler's Chauffeur, and I killed the
> pig."
I thought it was funnier when I heard it with Hillary Clinton as the "old
cow".
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Chip
Oderint dum metuant
-Lucius Accius
Oozing Pus Claudius Denk VD Sores
Chip Anderson wrote:
> "Bill Ward Exxon Bumboy" <James....@uselessbastard.net> wrote in
> news:1147058875.1...@j33g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
>
> -->snip<--
>
> > To which the chauffeur replied "I really can't understand it either,
> > all I did was tell them "I'm Hitler's Chauffeur, and I killed the
> > pig."
>
> I thought it was funnier when I heard it with Hillary Clinton as the "old
> cow".
Clinton is out jogging in a seedy area of Washington DC. He notices a
good-looking prostitute. She calls out "$50". Bill is tempted, but the
price is a bit to high, so he calls back, "five". The prositute turns
away in disgust. A few days later Clinton jogs through the same seedy
area of town, and as luck would have it the prostitute is still there.
"$50", she calls out again. "Five", Bill answers again. No sale.
A week later, Hillary has decided to get into shape, and jogs along
with her husband. They jog through the same seedy area of town, and
again Bill notices the prostitute. When the prostitute notices Bill and
Hillary together she calls out,
"See what You get for $5 !"
It is understood that the Republicans are considering changing their
emblem from an elephant to a condom because a condom stands for
inflation, halts production, encourages cooperation, protects a bunch
of pricks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.
Immediately following dismissal of the Jones v. Clinton case, drivers
leaving Arkansas on all major highways could see newly erected signs:
"Leaving Arkansas Please ZIP UP!"
AP - Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered
President Clinton's firm denial:
"I have had enough. This whole experience has left a bitter taste in my
mouth, and I can't stomach any more. I feel as if I am getting the
shaft, that this ugly matter has come to a head and blown up in my
face.
"This may be a load to handle, but when things are hard, that is when I
am at my best. I have faced hard things in the past, and I know what is
coming. I will meet this challenge the only way I know how: head on.
"I have licked bigger things than this before, and I will again. No one
will ever be able to say that Monica Lewinsky isn't a finisher, that
she quit before the job was done. I will work non-stop and fight this,
blow by blow, until I am wiped clean of this dirty affair. I will not
be stained by it.
Bush In Hell
One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He
immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I
have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell
you what I'm going to do. I've got some folks here who weren't quite as
bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Bush thought that sounded pretty
good, so the devil opened the first room.
In it was Ronald Reagan and a large pool of water. He kept diving in
and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate
in hell. "No, George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer
and I don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Richard Nixon with a
sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that
hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my
shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break
rocks all day," commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on
the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a
spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she
does best. Bush took this in disbelief and finally said, "Yea, I can
handle this." The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to
go."
Chip Anderson
wrote in news:1147070419....@j33g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
-->snip<--
> The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on
> the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a
> spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she
> does best. Bush took this in disbelief and finally said, "Yea, I can
> handle this." The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to
> go."
Heh. I read the Bush in hell joke before. Hilariously clever.
David Reihmer
"James Rapier Exxon Bumboy" <James....@uselessbastard.net> wrote:
Q: How can you tell the difference between a Blonde and a Left-Winger?
A: Blondes are hot.
>
Q: What's the difference between a Left-Winger and a solar powered
calculator?
A: The calculator can add.
>
Q: How can you tell if a Left-Winger has been using the computer?
A: It has Sierra Club and No War! bumper stickers all over the screen
and Starbucks all over the keyboard
>
Q: What do Left-Wingers say after sex?
A1: Oops, sorry.
A2: Good dog.
A3: Oops, sorry. I thought you were my Dad.
>
Q: How do you make a Left-Winger's eyes twinkle?
A: Get an abortion.
>
Q: What does a screen door and a Left-Winger have in common?
A: You can see right through them.
>
Q: What does a Left-Winger and a beer bottle have in common?
A: I.Q.
>
Q: What do Left-Wingers and spaghetti have in common?
A: They're both easily wound-up.
>
Q: How do you get a Left-Winger out of a tree?
A: Tell 'em it's a Bush
>
Q: What do you call a zit on a Left-Winger's ass?
A: Nancy Pelosi
>
Q: What's the Left-Winger's cheer?
A: "Waah Waah Waah, Your Opinion's Wrong"
>
Q: Why did the Left-Winger scale the chain-link fence?
A:
>
Q: Why did the Left-Winger fail at being a prostitute?
A: The flannel shirt and Birkenstocks weren't cutting it.
>
Q: Why did the Left-Winger have tire tread marks on her back?
A: She didn't think it was right to criticize the potholes without
experiencing life as one.
>
Q: Why did the Left-Winger keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: Planned Parenthood
>
Q: Why did the Left-Winger wear condoms on her ears?
A: She wanted to be a dickhead like all the rest of 'em.
>
Q: Why did the Left-Winger drive into the ditch?
A: To be like a Kennedy.
>
Q: Why did the Left-Winger try and steal a police car?
A: It was rush week at the ACLU.
>
Q: Why did the Left-Winger stop using the pill?
A: Welfare benefits
>
Q: How do you confuse a Left-Winger?
A: Ask them if it's OK for 3 underage homosexual gun owners to get
married to each other
>
Q: Why did the Left-Winger call the welfare office?
A: To renew her subscription
>
Q: What is the connection between a Left-Winger and a halogen
headlamp?
A: They're both filled with an inert gas.
>
>
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Sodomized Claudius Denk's Oozing VD Sores
A: Blondes are hot.
Q: What's the difference between a Right-Winger and a solar powered
calculator?
A: The calculator can add.
Q: What do Right-Wingers say after sex?
A1: Oops, sorry.
A2: Good dog.
A3: Oops, sorry. I thought you were my Dad.
Q: How do you make a Right-Winger's eyes twinkle?
A: Terrorize an Abortion Clinic
Q: What does a screen door and a Right-Winger have in common?
A: You can see right through them.
Q: What does a Right-Winger and a beer bottle have in common?
A: I.Q.
Q: What do Right-Wingers and spaghetti have in common?
A: They're both easily wound-up.
Q: How do you get a Right-Winger out of a tree?
A: Tell 'em it's a Bush
Q: What do you call a zit on a Right-Winger's ass?
A: Rush Limbaugh
Q: What's the Right-Winger's cheer?
A: "Waah Waah Waah, Your Opinion's Wrong"
Q: Why did the Right-Winger fail at being a prostitute?
A: The flannel shirt and Birkenstocks weren't cutting it.
Q: Why did the Right-Winger have tire tread marks on her back?
A: She didn't think it was right to criticize the potholes without
experiencing life as one.
Q: Why did the Right-Winger keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: Planned Parenthood
Q: Why did the Right-Winger wear condoms on her ears?
A: She wanted to be a dickhead like all the rest of 'em.
Q: Why did the Right-Winger drive into the ditch?
A: To be like a Drunk Coke Addict George Bush.
Q: Why did the Right-Winger try and steal a police car?
A: It was rush week at the KKK.
Q: How do you confuse a Right-Winger?
A: Ask them if it's OK for 3 underage Red State gun owners to get
married out of the family.
Q: What is the connection between a Right-Winger and a halogen
David Reihmer
"Sodomized Claudius Denk's Oozing VD Sores"
<JAMES....@likeigiveafuck.com> wrote:
Wow, how did you come up with those so fast? All I did was make whole
new answers to the original post, but you were able to quickly
subsistute the word 'right' for the word 'left', and change a few words
around, and come up with a whole new post. You're clever. Good job!!
--
Sodomized Claudius Denk's Oozing VD Sores
Morton Davis
"David Reihmer" <sim...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
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Yeah. Good at promoting the Republican Party. THe DEmocrats believe the way
to regain their lost core voters in the South is to insult them.
KKK-John Bircher Koch-Sucking Cheap Interns
Morton Davis wrote:
> Yeah. Good at promoting the Republican Party. THe DEmocrats believe the way
> to regain their lost core voters in the South is to insult them.
There won't be any voters in the South by Election Day. All gone,
drowned by storm surges, twirled by tornadoes, smackdown by hurricanes,
starved by droughts and burned out by wildfires.
The Republicans are welcome to gather up all the suicidal and
sociopathicly insane people in compact geographical areas to make it
more convenient for GLOBAL WARMING to dispose of the trash.
Don't want your KKK -- they were invented in the North by Tom Scott of
the Pennsyvania Railroad and John D. Rockefeller Jr of Satantard Oil.
They funded the first rise of the KKK after the Civil War and Exxon's
stockholders of the previously named Satandard Oil Company funded the
second rise of the KKK at the same time they were funding Germany's
Racial Purity program. The KKK was always a Republican invention
saddled on the jackasses of the Southern Demoncratic Party. The John
Birch Society was invented by NAM, again created by Satandard Oil and
Rockefellers.
It's called "Divide to Conquer". YOU are divided and conquered.
SATANdard Oil does what it wants, owns both parties, commands
presidents to give blow jobs to oil executives while wearing a Blue
Dress in Public. Any time they want to they reach into your wallet and
take out more money, and you say Thank You for Screwing Me, Come Again
Soon.
These crazy pieces of shit will kill the world if you let them. It's
better to amputate the south and toss it in the garbage heap than to
let this cancer control the nation. Bye Bye, now.
If you think GOD will answer your prayers after you voluntarily CHOOSE
SATANdard Oil, you better re-read the 1000 churches turned into trash
after Katrina-Rita. Since you INTEND to kill the whole world and
everything GOD made, all the "innocent bystanders" are already dead,
already marked for death by you, so they are no longer "Human Shields"
and hostages. Remember YOUR bumper-sticker? "Kill them All and let GOD
sort them out" -- the sorting process is going on now, and very few
"christians" are worth muc let alone you SATANdard Oil loyalists. Its
going to be hard to even find the 144,000 non-LOSERS out of this pack
of scumbuckets. You strayed mighty far from your roots, psychopath, and
now you are a member of a mass-murder-for-thrills gang, and you think
that 666 on your forehead don't glow like neon lights.
Better get used to it, satan, because 1,000 churches were smashed by
Katrina-Rita-Wilma and God don't like you any more. I liked the touch
of the sacrifice of the cow at the
altar...
http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050928/NEWS01/50...
Coastal city took Rita's best shot
While hurricane spared much of the Gulf Coast, Cameron, La., was
devastated.
CAMERON, La. -- A dead cow lay inside the sanctuary of a Baptist
church. Entire homes were pulled off their foundations. One resident
knelt in rubble and teared up behind sunglasses; his beloved dog was
missing.
While some parts of the Gulf Coast are moving closer to normalcy, this
city is a stark reminder that other areas still are in crisis.
Hurricane Rita seems to have packed a smaller punch than Hurricane
Katrina, the damage I've seen here is as bad or worse than anything I
witnessed in Mississippi after Katrina.
Another item...
http://www.montereyherald.com/mld/montereyherald/news/breaking_news/1...
... The tornado was one of at least 14 twisters that touched down
Sunday in Mississippi, meteorologists said. More than 100 homes were
damaged, the Mississippi Emergency Management Agency said. At least
three tornadoes struck in Arkansas on Saturday. ...
In central Arkansas, a tornado with 155 mph winds stayed on the ground
for nearly 10 miles, damaging homes and a church. The church's steeple
was sheared off and blown across a highway, meteorologist John Robinson
said.
Tornadoes were among the deadliest elements of Hurricane Rita, which
made landfall Saturday on the Texas-Louisiana line. Two deaths have
been directly attributed to the storm: one person died Saturday in
north-central Mississippi when a tornado overturned a mobile home, and
an east Texas man was struck by a fallen tree.
Last storm there were satan's legions putting on christian masks and
sheeps clothing to spread malicious lies that storms are not acts of
PHYSICS but acts of divine retribution for not following the republican
agenda. I just thought I would post some of the blasted churches in the
news to show that Acts of PHYSICS cannot be prayed away, nor lied away.
The PHYSICS of Global Warming has run a hot poker up the butt of
faith-based denialism.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/09/25/AR200...
This aerial photo taken from a U.S. Coast Guard helicopter shows a
damaged and flooded church in Campron, La., Saturday, Sept. 24, 2005,
in the aftermath of Hurricane Rita. (AP Photo/David L. Ryan, Pool)
(David L Ryan - AP)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2005/09/25/PH20050...
http://www.eitb24.com/noticia_en.php?id=92275
Just west of New Orleans, in Franklin, a church, several commercial
buildings and several private homes suffered damage.
http://www.usatoday.com/weather/storms/2005-09-25-arkansas-tornadoes_...
A storm assessment team from the National Weather Service in Little
Rock was in the Searcy area Sunday to scope out damage from an apparent
tornado that damaged a home and a church.
http://www.2theadvocate.com/stories/092505/new_rita001.shtml
Rita's rains overwhelmed the rooftop drainage system at Beth Shalom
Synagogue on Jefferson Highway, sending water cascading into the
sanctuary, but sparing the congregation's torahs and those rescued from
New Orleans two weeks ago.
"Well, it's our turn," Rabbi Stan Zamek said as he and members of the
congregation walked through inch-deep water Saturday morning.
Fallen ceiling tiles and dangling electrical wires littered the
community room in the 22-year-old building.
The library, which stored seven of the torahs from New Orleans and the
sanctuary ark housing the synagogue's five torahs, escaped damage. The
torah is the central, sacred object of Judaism. Each scroll,
hand-lettered in biblical Hebrew on parchment, contains the five Books
of Moses.
http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/news/stories.nsf/nation/story/725CD3...
Right along Highway 69 is Christian Fellowship and Worship Center. At
least it was there until Rita. The storm blew off the entire front wall
of the building.
"It also took out the back," said Don Doleman.
Doleman and his wife, Cyndi, were returning to their home in Beaumont
from their getaway to the north when they stopped as they often do to
take a look at their church.
"That's when we noticed the whole front was missing," said Doleman, a
service technician. Next door, a huge highway sign had crashed into the
roof of a nearby building.
http://www.kristv.com/Global/story.asp?S=3895706&nav=Bsmh
ABOARD A NATIONAL GUARD BLACKHAWK ABOVE SOUTHEAST TEXAS (AP) _ Peering
intently from his helicopter window, Gov. Rick Perry points to the
evidence of Hurricane Rita's wrath _ flooded streets, a trailer home
split in half by a fallen tree, a church stripped of its steeple along
with half its roof.
http://www.southeasttexaslive.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=15274414&BRD=2...
Across from the fire station, the First Pentecostal Church's white
steeple lay in the parking lot; a little ways down Main Street the top
half of the First United Methodist Church's stained glass window was
missing. The Vidor Church of Christ, which faces Interstate 10, might
have been damaged worst of all with half its roof torn off by Rita's
fury.
http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/metro/stories/MYSA092505.16A.rita_ea...
In Port Arthur, streets were covered by murky floodwaters. An
underpass of a railroad bridge showed the water to be 7 feet deep.
Trailers lay on their sides, roofs were yanked from churches and
utility poles were bent at 45-degree angles, testament to the ferocious
winds that gusted on shore.
http://www.southeasttexaslive.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=15273033&BRD=2...
Gladys, however, was impassable due to giant trees from the front yard
of St. Andrew's Presbyterian Church falling across the road. The
eastbound side of Delaware Street was also blocked by other fallen
trees. Brick walls along the street were reduced to rubble.
The damage throughout downtown and the West End was mainly fallen
trees, but few, if any, structures were leveled.
Rita did, however damage the facades of many buildings.
The new Howell Furniture Store on Folsom Drive was missing its "H";
shingles were ripped off the roof of Calvary Baptist Church; siding was
torn from the sides of the Eagle Landing apartment complex.
http://www.theadvertiser.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050924/NEWS...
Roof damage was reported at St. Theresa's Catholic Church hall and
Acadiana Fine Foods in Crowley, and Champagne's Grocery Store in
Rayne was again had its roof torn off. Hurricane Lilly took the roof
off the building in 2002, and the roof again lay strewn across the
parking lot after being impacted by Hurricane Rita.
http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/front/3367861
· In Jasper County north of Beaumont, a house with seven people
inside came off its foundation and floated in floodwaters, said
sheriff's communications supervisor Alice Duckworth. She said there
were calls of trees on houses, houses burning, and churches and mobile
homes coming apart.
http://www.whotv.com/Global/story.asp?S=3893322&nav=2HAB
VIDOR, Texas One of the east Texas towns hit hard by Hurricane Rita is
the town of Vidor (VY'-dur). It's typical of scenes left behind the
storm.
Houses have roofs that are damaged, churches have holes in their roofs,
but the flag continues to fly at half-staff at the V-F-W Hall, which
also sustained roof damage.
http://www.wacotrib.com/news/content/news/stories/2005/09/24/20050924...
Pope Benedict XVI sent a special envoy to Biloxi to check out the
devastation firsthand, Deaconson said. Archbishop Paul Cordes, the
Vatican's top humanitarian aid official, joined Biloxi Bishop Thomas
Rodi on a tour of storm-damaged neighborhoods and churches.
Deaconson himself witnessed the massive piles of storm debris en route
to St. Michael's church, where a statue of the archangel hoisting his
now broken sword is a mute testament to the fury of Katrina. Known as
"the fisherman's church," Deaconson said, it is a familiar landmark
there.
http://www.thedailycitizen.com/articles/2005/09/25/news/top_stories/t...
A tornado destroyed four homes west of Searcy Saturday night.
No injuries were reported to area hospitals in connection with the
tornado.
The tornado touched down at about 7:10 p.m., damaging homes and a
church in three separate locations along a path of at least three
miles.
http://headlines.agapepress.org/archive/9/232005h.asp
The North American Mission Board has announced it will provide
low-interest loans of up to $100,000 for Southern Baptist churches
damaged by Hurricane Katrina.
http://www.beaufortgazette.com/local_news/story/5200442p-4726489c.html
The skeleton of First Baptist Church of Long Beach sits a block north
of the beach, allowing a view of the Gulf through gaps that used to be
walls.
Senior Pastor LaRue Stephens doesn't know what to do, torn between
those who want to rebuild the church and a finance committee urging him
to eliminate the insurance ...