My Favorite Political Quotes
MFOgilvie
My Favorite Political Quotes
By Mike S. Adams
Friday, June 29, 2007
The other day someone wrote to ask whether I've ever considered
writing a column including my favorite political quotes. I responded
by saying, "Let me get a six pack and think about it. I'll write back
later." After sitting out on the porch drinking Sierra Nevada Summer-
Fest and watching the bugs hit my bug zapper, I compiled today's
list.
Some of these quotes are already known to the general public. Others
came from personal encounters I've had with politicians and other
public figures - all having no idea they were being digitally
recorded. I do hope you enjoy them as much as I enjoyed my six pack of
Sierra Nevada. And I hope you remember them when you cast your vote in
2008.
25. Mike, could you pass the George Dickel? It's unseasonably cold out
here tonight." Al Gore, Jr. over drinks at Dr. Adams' house some time
in May of 2006.
24. "Faggot!" Ann Coulter shortly after Dr. Adams refused to come up
to her hotel room for drinks after her speech at CPAC.
23. "Get your hand off Chelsea's (backside)! She's my daughter, you
pervert!" Hillary R. Clinton during an interview with Dr. Adams at a
restaurant in Washington, D.C.
22. "Take a little more off the top. I don't want to look like those
stinking homeless people on Franklin Street." John Edwards speaking
off the record with his hair stylist in Chapel Hill, N.C.
21. "The charges that I am anti-Semitic are simply erroneous,
felonious, and unceremonious. In fact, when I need a doctor, I always
look for one with a Jewish name." Jesse Jackson in an exclusive
interview with www.DrAdams.org.
20. "What? My guns have killed fewer people than Teddy Kennedy's car.
Leave my guns alone and go after that drunken socialist's diver's
license. And pass the George Dickel, Al." Mike S. Adams.
19. "What? Gun makers are responsible for making America violent? I
suppose spoon makers are responsible for making Natalie Maines fat."
Mike S. Adams.
18. "I said, get your hand off Chelsea's (backside)! She's your
daughter, Bill! You pervert!" Hillary R. Clinton.
17. "Faggot!" John Edwards after Dr. Adams complimented him on his
$400 haircut.
16. "Mike Adams' assertion that I grabbed Chelsea's (backside) is both
false and defamatory. I think we can all agree that Chelsea is not
nearly as hot as Ms. Lewinski. The charges simply lack any indicia of
credibility. I demand an apology. And I also demand a cigar." Bill
Clinton.
15. "I regret to say that my hand did, in fact, have an improper
relationship with Chelsea Clinton. The incident represents a profound
lapse of judgment for which my hand takes sole responsibility." Bill
Clinton.
14. "Some people say I hate homosexuals. That simply isn't true. I
have a real affinity for certain lesbians. I saw Wild Things six or
seven times in the movie theater. I even own the DVD." Mike S. Adams
during an interview with Rosie O'Donnell.
13. "I invented internet porn." Al Gore, Jr.
12. "I was born a poor black child." Al Gore, Jr. campaigning in a
black church in Memphis, TN in October of 2000.
11. "Dr. Adams, could you tell Ann Coulter to stop writing columns
about my husband. It's hurting his reputation. Soon, he'll have to
lower his $50,000 speaking fee. The speeches to the poverty groups are
our primary source of income. Thank you." Elizabeth Edwards.
10. "Senator Joe Biden is pretty clean and articulate for a white
guy." Senator Barack Obama.
9. "Gosh, idiot." Napoleon Dynamite in response to Joe Biden's remarks
about Barack Obama.
8. "There are three things I fear in this world: Osama, Obama, and
your mama." Mike S. Adams in an interview with Chelsea Clinton.
7. "Hell no, I'm not calling Ann Coulter. You do it for me, Elizabeth.
I've got a hair appointment. Just tell the skinny slut to stop hurling
epithets." John Edwards to Elizabeth Edwards.
6. "Nigga', please" Michael Richards to Jesse Jackson after Jackson
asked him for a $1,000,000 contribution to the Rainbow PUSH
coalition.
5. "Mike Adams, you are simply the sexiest man alive. You have my vote
in 2008." Jessica Alba.
4. "I have never had sex with that woman, Hillary Clinton." Bill
Clinton.
3. "I said those things about gay rights and abortion on opposite day.
I cannot BELIEVE you don't have opposite day in North Carolina!" Mitt
Romney during an interview with Dr. Adams in Wilmington, N.C.
2. "Mike S. Adams possesses the most brilliant political mind of our
time." Mike S. Adams.
1. "I supported the War in Iraq before I opposed the War in Iraq
before I supported the War in Iraq before I opposed the War in Iraq
before I supported the War in Iraq before ... Bill! Get your hand off
that waitress' (backside)!" Hillary R. Clinton.
The old geezer
made of." - Kaiser Wilhelm
Mitchell Holman
@g4g2000hsf.googlegroups.com:
> "It is best that the people not know what sausage & politicians are
> made of." - Kaiser Wilhelm
>
>
"Liberalism represents everything bad about humanity,
and those who embrace it deserve to be killed."
"MF Ogilvie", compassionate conservative, 9/28/05
MFOgilvie
> On Mon, 02 Jul 2007 04:37:45 -0700, MFOgilvie
>
> <matthew.f.ogil...@lmco.com> wrote:
> >http://www.townhall.
>
> And that's why you're laughed at, OGLETROLL
There you go telling that lie again. I piss you off.
MFOgilvie
> The old geezer <J...@aol.com> wrote in news:1183376612.845733.190350
Truth hurts, don't it?
Mitchell Holman
@q69g2000hsb.googlegroups.com:
When have ever posted the truth?
Mitchell Holman
"Clinton put the ACLU up to sending out moles to
churches to catch ministers preaching politics from
the pulpit."
"MF Ogilvie", fabricated claim, 11/7/05
MFOgilvie
> MFOgilvie <matthew.f.ogil...@lmco.com> wrote in news:1183383127.548158.32600
> @q69g2000hsb.googlegroups.com:
>
> > On Jul 2, 8:58 am, Mitchell Holman <Noem...@comcast.com> wrote:
> >> The old geezer <J...@aol.com> wrote in news:1183376612.845733.190350
> >> @g4g2000hsf.googlegroups.com:
>
> >> > "It is best that the people not know what sausage & politicians are
> >> > made of." - Kaiser Wilhelm
>
> >> "Liberalism represents everything bad about humanity,
> >> and those who embrace it deserve to be killed."
> >> "MF Ogilvie", compassionate conservative, 9/28/05
>
> > Truth hurts, don't it?
>
> When have ever posted the truth?
All the time. It's obvious you disagree, but I must have missed the
part where I'm supposed to give a damn.
za...@construction-imaging.com
No. You missed the part where no one else gives a damn. About anything
you say, that is.