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Pookie

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Apr 1, 2009, 4:56:26 AM4/1/09

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Clay

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Apr 1, 2009, 6:55:20 AM4/1/09

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On Apr 1, 4:56 am, "Pookie" wrote:
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> src="http://www.redplanetcartoons.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/09...">

> src="http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/CampbG/2009/CampbG20090328_l...">

> href=http://mfile.akamai.com/5020/wma/rushlimb.download.akamai.com/5020/Ne...><img

> src="http://cagle.com/working/090327/koterba.jpg"> </a> 
> <img src="http://cagle.com/working/090326/asay.jpg"> 
> Click below for related story: 
> <a

> href=http://tank.nationalreview.com/post/?q=NmEzZWY3MWRhYWYyNTFjYWRjNTM1M2...><img

> src="http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/CampbG/2009/CampbG20090326_l...">

> href=http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/columns/scottott/Geithners-...>Geithner's

> 'Legacy Assets Roadshow' Comes to PBS</a> 
> <a href=http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=3428>Geithner Suggests New Global
> Currency: T-Bills</a> 
> <a
> href=http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/jjena/2009/03/29/speaking-obama/>Speaking
> Obama</a> 
> <a

> href=http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2009/03/macgruber-episode-408-macgru...>MacGruber!

> (Episode 408: MacGruber saves the economy)</a> 
> <a href=http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=3422>Obama Seeks Expanded Power to
> Seize U.S. Treasury</a>

After a cup of coffee and a coupla phone calls, it's always good to
know that I have your "toons" to turn to for my laughs of the day.

Thanks again, Pookie.

-C-

Alric Knebel

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Apr 1, 2009, 8:55:17 AM4/1/09

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Pookie wrote:
> <img src="http://cagle.com/wrking/090326/beeler.jpg">

It's April Fool's Day, Pookie! It's official: You can come out and be
yourself.

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Alric Knebel

Clay

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Apr 1, 2009, 9:04:07 AM4/1/09

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On Apr 1, 8:55 am, Noodles:
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> Pookie wrote:
> > <img src="http://cagle.com/wrking/090326/beeler.jpg"> 
>
> It's April Fool's Day, Pookie! It's official: You can come out and be
> yourself.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

On May 31 2005, 10:39 am, Alric Knebel <al...@bellsouth.net> wrote:

I've never liked apes dressed up in human clothing. I never have. I
was always repulsed when I saw someone bringing a chimp out by the
hand, and the chimp would be in coveralls or a suit. I hated it.
<http://tinyurl.com/8z3gyz>

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Too fucking funny.

-C-

KK

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Apr 1, 2009, 1:34:53 PM4/1/09

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On Wed, 01 Apr 2009 03:55:20 -0700, Clay wrote:

> After a cup of coffee and a coupla phone calls, it's always good to know
> that I have your "toons" to turn to for my laughs of the day.
>
> Thanks again, Pookie.

You guys could have a show on Lifetime.

Clay

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Apr 1, 2009, 1:38:36 PM4/1/09

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On Apr 1, 1:34 pm, furburger whines:
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You and Noodles could snuggle up on the sofa in front of "LOGO".

Too fucking funny.

-C-

KK

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Apr 1, 2009, 3:00:36 PM4/1/09

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Yeah? I'm not the one defending the honor of and fellating my boyfriend.
You are.

> Too fucking funny.

You know, if you say that about everything, it loses some of its impact.

Clay

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Apr 1, 2009, 3:28:22 PM4/1/09

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On Apr 1, 3:00 pm, furburger whines again:
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> On Wed, 01 Apr 2009 10:38:36 -0700, Clay wrote:
> > On Apr 1, 1:34 pm, furburger whines:
> > ...
>
> >> On Wed, 01 Apr 2009 03:55:20 -0700, Clay wrote:
> >> > After a cup of coffee and a coupla phone calls, it's always good to
> >> > know that I have your "toons" to turn to for my laughs of the day.
>
> >> > Thanks again, Pookie.
>
> >> You guys could have a show on Lifetime.
>
> > You and Noodles could snuggle up on the sofa in front of "LOGO".
>
> Yeah? I'm not the one defending the honor of and fellating my boyfriend.
> You are.
>
> > Too fucking funny.
>
> You know, if you say that about everything, it loses some of its impact.

I'm not sure where you're going with this, dimbulb. Lemme give you an
example...

Soooo... what you're saying is -- if I call you a brain-dead warm
puddle of cat-piss, it loses its impact when I end this missive...

Too fucking funny.

-C-

KK

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Apr 1, 2009, 3:42:50 PM4/1/09

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If you call me that after I make fun of you for holding hands with dummy
and defending his brave cut-and-paste world, it's just funny.

>
> Too fucking funny.

No, just regular funny. And a little sad.

Clay

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Apr 1, 2009, 4:22:23 PM4/1/09

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On Apr 1, 3:42 pm, furburger whines again:
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Nah, that's just stupid... but that's the way God made you.

Now... what's funny is the scene of you and Noodles, hugged up
together on a loveseat with nothing but the flickering of LOGO as
background lighting.

> > Too fucking funny.
>
> No, just regular funny. And a little sad.

That pic of you and Noodles... ain't nothing sad about it,
splashface. Indeed, it's...

Too fucking funny.

-C-

Alric Knebel

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Apr 2, 2009, 12:14:18 AM4/2/09

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Let's have a contest. We know it's a sitcom. It's about this really
old guy too stupid to wipe his own ass, and can't copy and paste with
any intelligence, and his sympathetic, condescending sidekick who
extends to him solidarity as a means to encourage him. Clay's afraid
the old man will lose complete touch with reality, and this simple task
give him something to do. Take that away from Pookie, and what's he
got? Though Clay never actually reads the silly redundant "toons," he
says he does, because he doesn't want the old right-wing toot to be
perceived solely as the object of ridicule.

Here we go. We'll start with the obvious.

"Pookie and Clay." The theme song will be derivative of "Sanford and
Son."

"One and a Half Men": The hook here is that you're never sure who the
HALF in the title is referring to.

"Broken Bad": It's not about making meth; it's about Pookie's
copy-&-paste skills.

"The Two Stooges": They're waiting for the rights to clear on this one.

"Flibber and Gibbet": A bit of word play with "flibbertigibbet."
Together they make quite a pair, Flibber (Pookie) getting into all kinds
of messes as he wanders off the front porch without a note penned to his
coveralls, and Gibbet (Clay) blabbing away to cops and neighbors that it
wasn't his -- Gibbet's -- fault that Flibber penises on their mail
boxes. Gibbet says every week, "If I'd know it was THIS much work, I
wouldn't have volunteered." [insert canned laughter]

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Alric Knebel

Alric Knebel

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Apr 2, 2009, 12:15:21 AM4/2/09

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Killfile him. You'll make him change his name. It's fun.

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Alric Knebel