March of the Obots
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March of the Obots
By James Lewis
"This is what we do. Just walkin' the halls all day, baby. F-k class,
that s-t's for clowns man. [Laughter from his friends] We don't go to
class 'round here. Man, f-k academics. That ain't me, dawg. Academics,
we gonna leave that to them nerd-ass mahf-kers. We gon' keep s-t
straight hood up in here." -- From the HBO documentary, Hard Times at
Douglass High. quoted by Sonny Bunch in the Weekly Standard
My son-in-law is an Obot. I'm sorry, that's the kindest thing I can
say. A specimen of his thinking is this: He likes Barack Obama because
Hillary is just too white.
This is a mid-twenties, delayed adolescent, MTV-impaired, drug-taking,
hung-over, well-meaning, ne'er-do-well liberal kid, who is certainly
not a racist -- except against his own race, which is just fine by the
Left. A white guy sneering at whitey just proves how cool you are. And
Barack Obama is his hero because he's black, and Obama's a slick
hustler, and well, he's just so cool. Ya know?
I like this kid, but he reminds me of that hiker who just got swatted
by an enraged mountain lioness in the California hills, after trying
to cuddle her three cute little cubs. Why did he do it, according to
the local CBS TV station? The answer: "I'm a Leo ... I'm a lion, too."
This guy is a guaranteed Obot. Total zombie. There's millions of 'em.
They're all going to march into voting booths in November, when they
shouldn't even be allowed to cross a busy street without adult
supervision. Is this a great electoral system or what?
If you listen to Obotic audiences giggling at the dull punchlines
flung by this year's World Savior, you have to think this country is
run by mental throwbacks. All the research on brain damage from party
drugs ... too much alcohol ... and common STDs ... suggests that a
lot of zombie-libs are cognitively impaired. Don't look at me --
that's what the studies say. ... They're mostly done by academic
liberals, who are trying not to discover what they keep discovering
anyway.
That's the best explanation for the Obama craze I've seen so far.
So 2008 is the Year of the Obots. If you put my son-in-law behind one
blank screen and a Sony Playstation 3 behind another one, you couldn't
tell the difference. Their heads are stuffed with New Age
superstitions like a grungy old couch. They seem to be deathly afraid
of honest ideas and hard facts. I can't see any skepticism, any
discussion, any open minds -- just followers following other
followers.
I'm just trying to be kind, you understand.
I'm happy to live and let live. If you want to kill off your brain
cells be my guest. But it's the Obots who may well tip the next
election and along with it the fate of this country, at exactly the
moment that the crazies in Pyongyang and Tehran are on the point of
getting and maybe using their nukes. There's a national nightmare for
you.
But I'm being judgmental. Please forgive. It won't happen again.
Take Jeremiah Wright, who's been spreading the toxic rumor that the
CIA has been infecting black people with AIDS. His church bulletin
peddles the official Hamas smear that Israel is making biological
weapons genetically engineered to kill blacks and Arabs and nobody
else. Crack cocaine is a conspiracy to keep black folks down. Black-
on-black crime is the fault of the Man, or invisible "institutional
racism," or 6,000 years of slavery starting with Ur of the Chaldeans.
Now Barack and Michelle Obama are both bright, highly educated people,
who've had all the breaks in life. But for twenty years they've sat in
Rev. Wright's pews, watching him spread toxic nonsense to liberal
blacks and whites, soaking it all up and solemnly nodding Yes, Yes,
Yes. This is the church whose new pastor teaches the world that blacks
have leprosy, as far as whites are concerned. That's a paranoid idea,
designed to inculcate hatred and self-contempt, and the Obamas are
much too slick not to know that. So they're sitting by, week after
week, watching sly poisons being spread to gullible people.
Just what we need in the White House, right?
Senator Obama is playing straight to the empty beer cans in his
audiences. Who else believes his high-falutin' jive talk? It's the
abuse of fools by knaves --- Harvard and Princeton-educated knaves.
That's a disgrace to the Democratic Party, which long ago sold out to
race and gender demagogues. Just look at the list, from Pelosi to
Hillary and Bill, Kerry the Vietnam back-stabber, Algore the Prophet,
Murtha, Reid, John Edwards, Jesse Jackson, the whole sorry crew. What
a gang! It's the Dixiecats all over again, with Louis Farakhan and
the Black Muslims playing Bull Connor and the KKK. Racism is racism.
It doesn't get prettier when blacks do it.
O'bots are cannon fodder in the culture wars; like a pirate of the
Caribbean, Obama pushes one overboard every now and then pour
encourager les autres. (Just google it, kids.) They make a satisfying
splash as they're shoved off the plank, and don't think I don't
appreciate it every time it happens. It's just that he's going to
appoint 2,700 O'bots in the next US Administration if he wins. For me
to feel safe, he'd better start pushing a dozen sixpacks overboard
every single day.
The Senator tacks with the daily winds and tides. That poses a
question: When is Obama lying? Judging by his life story, it all
happens on the whim of the moment. In his Audacity book Obama compared
himself to a Rorschach blot: "I serve as a blank screen on which
people of vastly different political stripes project their own
views." That's a nice way of saying that he's a liar who changes
his jive depending on who he's talking to. Then why didn't the
Democrats just stick with Bill and Hillary? The lure of a fresh face?
Getting more of the black vote? Reaching out to new generations of
Obots?
If Obama is elected President with working Congressional majority, he
will be the most socialist President ever. If, by some miracle, the
voters elect forty or more GOP Senators he will have to be more like
Bill Clinton --- but then his 2,700 Lefties in government will rule
like the Europeans, by means of huge, obscure regulations that nobody
understands.
The United States will escape that fate only if Obama loses in a
landslide, because that will trigger a nasty civil war for the
Democrats. Well, you reap what you sow.
So that's our future; and the deciding votes will be millions of
Obots.
They call it the "idealistic youth vote."
Feel better now?
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