Coulter versus Carlin
Tobin
June 13, 2006 12:15 p.m. EST
All Headline News
Los Angeles, CA (AHN) - Jay Leno might have gotten in over his head
with the choice of guests for Wednesday night's "Tonight Show" - he may
have to mediate a nasty verbal battle between anti-establishment
comedian George Carlin and outspoken conservative Ann Coulter.
Coulter, author of "Godless: The Church of Liberalism" has offended
scores of people with comments in her new book attacking four New
Jersey widows who advocated an independent commission to investigate
the September 11 attacks on the World Trade Center in which their
husbands died.
The AP reports that in her book Coulter accuses the women of "reveling
in their status as celebrities ... I've never seen people enjoying
their husbands' deaths so much."
The AP writes that the meeting of Carlin, a staunch atheist, and the
"Godless" author "could produce serious fireworks."
Bush Kills Women
"Tobin" <adriang...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1150229103....@i40g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
Good. I've never seen Coulter win any argument she's been in. I hope
Carlin puts a pickax in her head.
Clay
Bush Kills Women wrote:
...
Not good... GREAT !!!
> I've never seen Coulter win any argument she's been in.
You have a hard time finding the bathroom... so this is no big
surprise.
I hope Carlin puts a pickax in her head.
Hope in one hand, shit in the other -- see which one gets full the
fastest.
Too fucking funny.
-C-
Adam Albright
>
>Bush Kills Women wrote:
> ...
>
>> "Tobin" <adriang...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:1150229103....@i40g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
>> > George Carlin And Ann Coulter Lined Up For "Tonight Show"
>> >
>> > June 13, 2006 12:15 p.m. EST
>> >
>> > All Headline News
>> >
>> > Los Angeles, CA (AHN) - Jay Leno might have gotten in over his head
>> > with the choice of guests for Wednesday night's "Tonight Show" - he may
>> > have to mediate a nasty verbal battle between anti-establishment
>> > comedian George Carlin and outspoken conservative Ann Coulter.
Could be a blood bath. Carlin has a fast wit and could easily mop the
floor with Ann the cunt.
Kevin
looking. :)
Adam Albright
Perfect father's day gift for rightards
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0006FUDL0/smartercom-20/ref%3Dnosim/104-0380397-7454369
Clay
Adam Albright is praying:
...
Ann has a fast mind herself... and she's young and very pretty.
BTW... I did not post the above... like Adam wrote.
-C-
Morton Davis
"Clay" <clayo...@lycos.com> wrote in message
news:1150237198.0...@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
angle.
Bush Kills Women
"Morton Davis" <anti...@go.com> wrote in message
news:m6Hjg.778204$084.201378@attbi_s22...
I hope Carlin shoots her.
Matt
Carlin will demolish her.
>
> > I've never seen Coulter win any argument she's been in.
>
> You have a hard time finding the bathroom... so this is no big
> surprise.
That's your opinion, and I really don't care, but George Carlin just
might be one of the brightest, wittiest, men this country has ever
produced. Had he not preferred to attack the establishment instead
of joining it, he would likely be President by now.
>
> I hope Carlin puts a pickax in her head.
>
> Hope in one hand, shit in the other -- see which one gets full the
> fastest.
>
> Too fucking funny.
That you are, Clay.
Matt
Matt
Eh, young is relative. I don't find her terribly pretty. Ignoring
that...
>
> BTW... I did not post the above... like Adam wrote.
I'm confused. What is it you are claiming you didn't write, Clay?
Serious
question... from tracing the thread it looks like he quoted you
accurately.
Matt
MikeC
> angle.
For example?
Clay
Matt wrote:
...
> Clay wrote:
> > Adam Albright is praying:
> > ...
> >
> > > On 13 Jun 2006 14:56:02 -0700, "Clay" <clayo...@lycos.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > >
> > > >Bush Kills Women wrote:
> > > > ...
> > > >
> > > >> "Tobin" <adriang...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > >> news:1150229103....@i40g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
> > > >> > George Carlin And Ann Coulter Lined Up For "Tonight Show"
> > > >> >
> > > >> > June 13, 2006 12:15 p.m. EST
> > > >> >
> > > >> > All Headline News
> > > >> >
> > > >> > Los Angeles, CA (AHN) - Jay Leno might have gotten in over his head
> > > >> > with the choice of guests for Wednesday night's "Tonight Show" - he may
> > > >> > have to mediate a nasty verbal battle between anti-establishment
> > > >> > comedian George Carlin and outspoken conservative Ann Coulter.
> > >
> > > Could be a blood bath. Carlin has a fast wit and could easily mop the
> > > floor with Ann the cunt.
> >
> > Ann has a fast mind herself... and she's young and very pretty.
>
> Eh, young is relative. I don't find her terribly pretty. Ignoring
> that...
Uhhhh... so what is your type -- Cindy Sheehan? Medea Benjamin?
*snicker*
> > BTW... I did not post the above... like Adam wrote.
>
> I'm confused. What is it you are claiming you didn't write, Clay?
> Serious
> question... from tracing the thread it looks like he quoted you
> accurately.
I'm not sure how you're reading this, Matt but Google / post 4... and
you will see he didn't quote me at all.
-C-
Docky Wocky
Do you think Adam's mommy will let him stay up that late?
Oh! I forgot. School is out for the Summer. Lucky Adam.
...er!...do you think Adam will be able to stay awake that long?
Clay
Matt wrote:
...
We'll see.
> > > I've never seen Coulter win any argument she's been in.
> >
> > You have a hard time finding the bathroom... so this is no big
> > surprise.
>
> That's your opinion, and I really don't care, but George Carlin just
> might be one of the brightest, wittiest, men this country has ever
> produced. Had he not preferred to attack the establishment instead
> of joining it, he would likely be President by now.
C'mon, Matt... you simply cannot be serious.
> > I hope Carlin puts a pickax in her head.
> >
> > Hope in one hand, shit in the other -- see which one gets full the
> > fastest.
> >
> > Too fucking funny.
>
> That you are, Clay.
Merci <bowing>
-C-
Matt
Clay wrote:
> Matt wrote:
> ...
>
> > Clay wrote:
> > > Adam Albright is praying:
> > > ...
> > >
> > > > On 13 Jun 2006 14:56:02 -0700, "Clay" <clayo...@lycos.com> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >Bush Kills Women wrote:
> > > > > ...
> > > > >
> > > > >> "Tobin" <adriang...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > > >> news:1150229103....@i40g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
> > > > >> > George Carlin And Ann Coulter Lined Up For "Tonight Show"
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > June 13, 2006 12:15 p.m. EST
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > All Headline News
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > Los Angeles, CA (AHN) - Jay Leno might have gotten in over his head
> > > > >> > with the choice of guests for Wednesday night's "Tonight Show" - he may
> > > > >> > have to mediate a nasty verbal battle between anti-establishment
> > > > >> > comedian George Carlin and outspoken conservative Ann Coulter.
> > > >
> > > > Could be a blood bath. Carlin has a fast wit and could easily mop the
> > > > floor with Ann the cunt.
> > >
> > > Ann has a fast mind herself... and she's young and very pretty.
> >
> > Eh, young is relative. I don't find her terribly pretty. Ignoring
> > that...
>
> Uhhhh... so what is your type -- Cindy Sheehan? Medea Benjamin?
Heather Locklear. Or my girlfriend, who I prefer.
>
> *snicker*
Sorry, Clay, your boyfriend really isn't my type at all.
>
> > > BTW... I did not post the above... like Adam wrote.
> >
> > I'm confused. What is it you are claiming you didn't write, Clay?
> > Serious
> > question... from tracing the thread it looks like he quoted you
> > accurately.
>
> I'm not sure how you're reading this, Matt but Google / post 4... and
> you will see he didn't quote me at all.
Hm. I see where he quoted a previous poster and you. I'm honestly
confused as to what you think is attributed to you that isn't. The
indentation (< in Google) shows what you said, which is a smattering
compared to what he quoted. I didn't feel you said what you seem to
THINK he quoted you as saying. In short, don't sweat it, we know what
you DID say and what you didn't, and won't blame you for things you
didn't.
Heck, the stuff you SAY is bad enough :0)
Matt
Matt
Yep, we will. I'm guessing Carlin, who is a consummate entertainer
will do fine.
>
> > > > I've never seen Coulter win any argument she's been in.
> > >
> > > You have a hard time finding the bathroom... so this is no big
> > > surprise.
> >
> > That's your opinion, and I really don't care, but George Carlin just
> > might be one of the brightest, wittiest, men this country has ever
> > produced. Had he not preferred to attack the establishment instead
> > of joining it, he would likely be President by now.
>
> C'mon, Matt... you simply cannot be serious.
No, I really am. I saw George do standup back in the 60s and 70s,
before he decided that he had to curse a lot to make his point. The
man is, frankly, brilliant. He tends to stay away from political stuff
but when he did (see: Nixon) he was hysterical.
>
> > > I hope Carlin puts a pickax in her head.
> > >
> > > Hope in one hand, shit in the other -- see which one gets full the
> > > fastest.
> > >
> > > Too fucking funny.
> >
> > That you are, Clay.
>
> Merci <bowing>
Hey, anytime. Send checks to....
Matt
Sid9
She will work hard at talking louder and continuously so that he can't get a
word in.
That's her technique.
Morton Davis
neoCONazi
> She will work hard at talking louder and continuously so that he can't get a
> word in.
> That's her technique.
She learned it from Yawn insHannity, all the 'Puke pundits and strategists do
it, it's old-school Yawn...if you notice 'Pukes rarely put someone out to
speak for the CONs side that cannot out-raise their voice in a debase, err,
debate on TV or cable...
--
Why keep abortion legal? 6 words; Bush, Cheney, insHannity, Limpbowels,
O'Reichlly, Coultraitor
Sid9
>> On Tue, 13 Jun 2006 19:01:06 -0700, Sid9 wrote
>
>> She will work hard at talking louder and continuously so that he
>> can't get a word in.
>
>> That's her technique.
>
>
> She learned it from Yawn insHannity, all the 'Puke pundits and
> strategists do it, it's old-school Yawn...if you notice 'Pukes rarely
> put someone out to speak for the CONs side that cannot out-raise
Yes, Hannity and O'Reilly do the same crap.
Not Limbo though....he's incapable, and never does, defend his positions
Clay
Matt wrote:
...
Fair enough... my girl looks great also. She just shed a few pounds
and is now in "fighting shape"... if'n you know what I mean.
> > *snicker*
>
> Sorry, Clay, your boyfriend really isn't my type at all.
>From left field, the leftist types.
Whatever that means.
> > > > BTW... I did not post the above... like Adam wrote.
> > >
> > > I'm confused. What is it you are claiming you didn't write, Clay?
> > > Serious
> > > question... from tracing the thread it looks like he quoted you
> > > accurately.
> >
> > I'm not sure how you're reading this, Matt but Google / post 4... and
> > you will see he didn't quote me at all.
>
> Hm. I see where he quoted a previous poster and you. I'm honestly
> confused as to what you think is attributed to you that isn't. The
> indentation (< in Google) shows what you said, which is a smattering
> compared to what he quoted. I didn't feel you said what you seem to
> THINK he quoted you as saying. In short, don't sweat it, we know what
> you DID say and what you didn't, and won't blame you for things you
> didn't.
I know that you are confused, Matt... otherwise you wouldn't be a
leftist.
But lemme type this very slow so you can understand:
Go to "Google Groups"... search this thread... go to post number 4.
You will see that Adam did not quote me at all.
It's not really a big thing... but facts are facts (a little secret
that leftists have yet to discover).
> Heck, the stuff you SAY is bad enough :0)
Et tu, Brute?
-C-
Joseph Welch
So tell us, Clay-for-brains - how many Republicans running for office will
be photographed with Coulter this year?
How about Bush himself?
Will Coulter be fundraising for any Republican candidates?
I sure hope so.
--
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their numbers larger, and their motivation to attack the U.S. and other
western interests greater. He has repeatedly abused his authority and
violated his Oath of Office by turning his back on the United States
Constitution; thereby surrendering to the terrorists by underminig American
freedoms,values, and the very foundations of our system of government.
Supporting Bush is treason.
***************
JW
***************
"You've done enough. Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last? Have
you left no sense of decency?"
http://www.americanrhetoric.com/speeches/welch-mccarthy.html
Ken
"Matt" <mattt...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
news:1150249754.3...@y43g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
Best stick with the girlfriend. Heather is politically on our side.
"Heather digs both heavy-metal guys and the flat tax-she's a registered
Republican!"
http://www.maximonline.com/articles/index.aspx?a_id=532
http://www.jerseygop.com/RepublicanBabes27.html
Have a nice day,
Ken
Clay Scat Strut
>> "Matt" <mattt...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
>>> Clay wrote:
>>> Uhhhh... so what is your type -- Cindy Sheehan? Medea Benjamin?
>> Heather Locklear. Or my girlfriend, who I prefer.
> Best stick with the girlfriend. Heather is politically on our side.
> "Heather digs both heavy-metal guys and the flat tax-she's a registered
> Republican!"
Why the HELL WOULD AYONE register with ANY political party?...that's like
sending away for the Ovaltine Secret Decoder ring -lol
There is a real difference tho in the thought process when doing so tho;
'Pukes do it because they think it's some kind of status symbol they can
throw around when they think it earns them brownienosing points, Dims
register because they actually think they CAN make a difference...
> http://www.maxcumcondumbsonline.com/index.aspx?a_id=532
> http://www.jerseygop.com/RepublicanBabies6-12.html
> Have a nice day,
> Ken
--
Open-minded people look at the BIG (BROKEN) PICTURE and say "we can fix
that", closed-minded people look the same big broken picture and say..."what
picture"?
-- Anon Nonconformist
Tom Betz
news:co2dnSf4D5tIQxLZ...@giganews.com:
> Why the HELL WOULD AYONE register with ANY political party?
To have some say in the selection of its candidates.
Ever hear of a "primary election"?
--
| "There's no telling what new harm Bush might |
| do if he ever gets back up off the mat. |
| You have to keep your knee on his windpipe |
| until the danger is past." -- Garry Trudeau |
| IMPEACH <http://gug.in/ywkyg> IMPEACH |
Clay
Jeffy Welch wrote:
...
> "Clay" <clayo...@lycos.com> wrote in message
> news:1150235762.5...@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
>
> So tell us, Clay-for-brains - how many Republicans running for office will
> be photographed with Coulter this year?
>
> How about Bush himself?
>
> Will Coulter be fundraising for any Republican candidates?
>
> I sure hope so.
What the fuck does that have to do with the "cow jumping over the
moon", Jeffy?
Have you been sneaking into your grandma's brandy again?
*snicker*
-C-
Arbusto Harken
You sound like you're speaking from experience.
--
"My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York
Times Building."
- Ann Coulter
Sid9
>> On Wed, 14 Jun 2006 01:50:57 -0700, Ken wrote
>
>>> "Matt" <mattt...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
>
>>>> Clay wrote:
>
>>>> Uhhhh... so what is your type -- Cindy Sheehan? Medea Benjamin?
>
>>> Heather Locklear. Or my girlfriend, who I prefer.
>
>> Best stick with the girlfriend. Heather is politically on our side.
>
>> "Heather digs both heavy-metal guys and the flat tax-she's a
>> registered Republican!"
>
> Why the HELL WOULD AYONE register with ANY political party?...that's
> like sending away for the Ovaltine Secret Decoder ring -lol
Because in most states you get to vote in the primariy election that select
the party's candidates.
You don't select a party you don't vote.
(Except in a few "open primary states")
Clay
Arbusto Harken is not too bright <LOL>:
...
First of all... I don't know what "sounds" are going on in your
(pin)head.
Secondly... what the fuck are you yapping about?
<ROTFLFMAO>
-C-
Arbusto Harken
Clay
Arbusto Harken is a dope <LOL>:
...
Jeez... do me a favor.
Here is the line --- stay on you side.
<LOL>
-C-
Arbusto Harken
Clay wrote:
>
> Here is the line --- stay on you side.
>
Whatever you say Buckwheat.
Clay
Arbusto Harken scribbled:
...
> Clay wrote:
>
> >
> > Here is the line --- stay on you side.
> >
>
> Whatever you say Buckwheat.
Too fucking funny.
-C-
gal...@hotmail.com
> >> "Tobin" <adriang...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> >> news:1150229103....@i40g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
> >> > George Carlin And Ann Coulter Lined Up For "Tonight Show"
> >> >
> >> > with the choice of guests for Wednesday night's "Tonight Show" - he may
> >> > have to mediate a nasty verbal battle between anti-establishment
> >> > comedian George Carlin and outspoken conservative Ann Coulter.
>
> floor with Ann the cunt.
I don't know. Carlin is 69. I don't know if his grey matter is still
functioning.
Umberto Ramirez
gal...@hotmail.com wrote:
All he has to do is repeat the 6 or 7 'comebacks' the left has come up
with over the last 30 years - he'll get a few claps and be all set.
Matt
LOL. Well, ya know, you go with what works.
>
> > > *snicker*
> >
> > Sorry, Clay, your boyfriend really isn't my type at all.
>
> >From left field, the leftist types.
>
> Whatever that means.
Er, haven't a clue, I didn't type it.
>
> > > > > BTW... I did not post the above... like Adam wrote.
> > > >
> > > > I'm confused. What is it you are claiming you didn't write, Clay?
> > > > Serious
> > > > question... from tracing the thread it looks like he quoted you
> > > > accurately.
> > >
> > > I'm not sure how you're reading this, Matt but Google / post 4... and
> > > you will see he didn't quote me at all.
> >
> > Hm. I see where he quoted a previous poster and you. I'm honestly
> > confused as to what you think is attributed to you that isn't. The
> > indentation (< in Google) shows what you said, which is a smattering
> > compared to what he quoted. I didn't feel you said what you seem to
> > THINK he quoted you as saying. In short, don't sweat it, we know what
> > you DID say and what you didn't, and won't blame you for things you
> > didn't.
>
> I know that you are confused, Matt... otherwise you wouldn't be a
> leftist.
Yes dear.
>
> But lemme type this very slow so you can understand:
>
> Go to "Google Groups"... search this thread... go to post number 4.
> You will see that Adam did not quote me at all.
>
> It's not really a big thing... but facts are facts (a little secret
> that leftists have yet to discover).
Shrug. That's fine. In my newsreader, it shows your comments as in a
different thread. Your mileage may vary and all that. Still, I know
what
you said and what you didn't.
>
> > Heck, the stuff you SAY is bad enough :0)
>
> Et tu, Brute?
You deserved it, and you know it.
Matt
kyl...@yahoo.com
Kevin wrote:
> Coulter versus Carlin? Well, George Carlin is certainly better
> looking. :)
If not more masculine.
>
> Tobin wrote:
> > George Carlin And Ann Coulter Lined Up For "Tonight Show"
> >
> > June 13, 2006 12:15 p.m. EST
> >
> > All Headline News
> >
> > Los Angeles, CA (AHN) - Jay Leno might have gotten in over his head
> > with the choice of guests for Wednesday night's "Tonight Show" - he may
> > have to mediate a nasty verbal battle between anti-establishment
> > comedian George Carlin and outspoken conservative Ann Coulter.
> >
Matt
Oh EW. Please. Do NOT project your fantasies on me, Mort.
I'll stick with my girlfriend, thanks.
Matt
Clay
Matt wrote:
...
Most do.
> > > > *snicker*
> > >
> > > Sorry, Clay, your boyfriend really isn't my type at all.
> >
> > >From left field, the leftist types.
> >
> > Whatever that means.
>
> Er, haven't a clue, I didn't type it.
Uhhhh.... "boyfriend", Matt. C'mon... you know that's a non-starter.
> > > > > > BTW... I did not post the above... like Adam wrote.
> > > > >
> > > > > I'm confused. What is it you are claiming you didn't write, Clay?
> > > > > Serious
> > > > > question... from tracing the thread it looks like he quoted you
> > > > > accurately.
> > > >
> > > > I'm not sure how you're reading this, Matt but Google / post 4... and
> > > > you will see he didn't quote me at all.
> > >
> > > Hm. I see where he quoted a previous poster and you. I'm honestly
> > > confused as to what you think is attributed to you that isn't. The
> > > indentation (< in Google) shows what you said, which is a smattering
> > > compared to what he quoted. I didn't feel you said what you seem to
> > > THINK he quoted you as saying. In short, don't sweat it, we know what
> > > you DID say and what you didn't, and won't blame you for things you
> > > didn't.
> >
> > I know that you are confused, Matt... otherwise you wouldn't be a
> > leftist.
>
> Yes dear.
See... stupid stuff like that is beneath you.
> > But lemme type this very slow so you can understand:
> >
> > Go to "Google Groups"... search this thread... go to post number 4.
> > You will see that Adam did not quote me at all.
> >
> > It's not really a big thing... but facts are facts (a little secret
> > that leftists have yet to discover).
>
> Shrug. That's fine. In my newsreader, it shows your comments as in a
> different thread. Your mileage may vary and all that. Still, I know
> what
> you said and what you didn't.
Great. I don't back off of what I said... but I will not embrace
something that I didn't.
> > > Heck, the stuff you SAY is bad enough :0)
> >
> > Et tu, Brute?
>
> You deserved it, and you know it.
And you, Matt?
OBTW... I caught the show last night-- GREAT SHOT... for both of them.
George Carlin is a poetic and comic genius (presidential material,
doubtful). He didn't miss a beat and went on way longer than I think
whoever the "comic of the moment" could do.
Ann got off a coupla good ones too... at least one thought I never
contemplated -- she's calling liberals "Godless", yet the only thing
they complain about are "The Jersey Girls".
Interesting thought indeed.
I guess it was agreed to that neither one of them would bait or argue
with the other... although it seemed to me like Ann wouldn't have
backed down if challenged.
What the fuck was that "Limey" bimbo moaning about anyway? Thank God
Leno fucked up her name.
<LOL>
-C-
TheNIGHTCRAWLER
Matt wrote:
> I'll stick with my girlfriend, thanks.
What's his name, old retard?