Clintonism - The Vulgarization of America, Part II

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CLINTONISM - THE VULGARIZATION OF AMERICA - (PART ll)
by Norman Liebmann

THE CLINTON LIBRARY

It is reasonable to describe the Clinton library as a virtual leper
colony of memorabilia. Among the chipped and powdery artifacts there
are a few thumbed over books. It is a reasonable supposition that there
was more serious reading going on at the Mustang Ranch than at the
Clinton Library. Indeed, any structure that bears Clinton's name is
enough to make the City of Little Rock into the Mogadishu of the
Midwest. Clinton personally chose the location for his Library because
it was conveniently located near universities - and brothels. Putting
the Clinton Library in Arkansas is its own irony. One wonders what use
is a warehouse for cockamamie bric-a-brac much less a library in that
cultural moonscape. It is worth noting that a Curator was hired to
organize the display of the artifacts of the much twittered about
Clinton Legacy. In looking for an appropriate place for the Clinton
Legacy, the Curator contemplated stuffing it down the toilet as logic
suggests it is the first place visitors would look for it. In the end
the Clinton Library will be remembered with less affection and respect
than the Texas Book Depository.

Here are some of the items listed among its so-called attractions:

- an illustrated history of Arkansas called "A Trailer Park named
Gomorrah"

- the primitive artwork of young Bill's days in kindergarten (most of
which were drawings of stick figures copulating)

- a book of translations presented to Clinton by Premier Zhao Ziyang so
that Bubba could learn how to say "Show me the money!" in Chinese.

- the charred Bible that had burst into flames when he was being sworn
into office

- the coin Nostradamus flipped to make his major political predictions

- a wreath laid by Clinton at The Tomb of the Unknown Pervert

- a length of rubber tubing Clinton used to siphon the gasoline out an
entire Presidential motorcade in case the price of Chevron Supreme ever
went through the roof

- life size oil painting of Whitcomb Judson and Gideon Sundback -
inventors of the Zipper

- an email from an Internet server confirming Bill Clinton's
ownership of the domain name: per...@treason.com

- a projected Hollywood screenplay in which jazz great Charlie Parker
comes back to life just long enough to drive a wooden stake through
Bill Clinton's saxophone

- a complete set of Black and Decker designer sex toys

- the table cloth Barbra Streisand reaches for when she feels a sneeze
coming on

- an affidavit from Hillary that Bill never used any mind-altering
drugs, because there is no drug on Earth that can alter his mind the
way she can

-a photograph of Cindy Sheehan hugging the Reverend Jesse Jackson after
he congratulated her on her religious conversion on becoming a
born-again traitor

- gardening tools Bill used to shovel together the manure to be piled
up for his State of the Union speeches

- Morocco bound copy of Hustler Magazine's anniversary edition

- Hillary's framed diploma from the Wellesley School of Menace

- a letter of appreciation from the Customer Relations Department of
the Cali Cartel (with regards to Roger)

- a CIA photograph showing Fidel Castro's going through his closet to
decide which one of his 2,000 identical fatigue uniforms to wear that
day

- the unpublished manuscript of a book by Alfred Kinsey called A
Boy's Guide to Casual Depravity

- duplicate copies of Bill Clinton's tax forms and other financial
records - the originals are in the vault of an offshore bank called The
Bermuda Triangle Savings and Loan)

- the crash helmets he and Hillary wore to bed on their wedding night

- transcripts of the Whitewater investigation in which Bill Clinton
made over 500 denials to the Prosecutor's first ten questions

- Greyhound bus schedules for university students defecting to Canada

- a bottle of Hillary's favorite cologne - Venom No 5

- the rhinestone shackles worn to Clinton's Inauguration Ball by
Susan McDougal

- a bust of Bill Clinton that once occupied a niche in Oxford
University's Hall of Dropouts

-an autographed photograph of a group of American citizens unable to
coax George Bush and Vicente Fox out of The Tunnel of Love

- a copy of Presidente Vicente Fox's plan for making California into
a Mexican theme park (George Bush already is convinced that California
is a Mexican theme park)

- a medical record of Bill Clinton's circumcision (the doctor who
performed the operation named the procedure a triviotomy)

- Ron Brown's autopsy report with the Cause of Death words crossed
out and the word "accident" penciled in

- a projected plan by the House of Representatives Committee on Illegal
Alien Welfare to guarantee the survival of the un-fittest

- a draft of Hillary Clinton's Health Care Plan with a photograph of
her loosening a safety cap on a bottle of strychnine

- a Good Conduct Medal that a female soldier threw in Clinton's face
because he was not content to pin it to her chest but insisted on
ramming it down her cleavage

- a schematic of NASA's only orbiting polygraph machine that tracks
Bill Clinton's lies by satellite

- the NAFTA agreement Clinton signed with Mexico trading Pepto-Bismol
for salsa

- the actual coke bottle Bill used in the Oval Office playing
Spin-the-Intern

- a letter of commendation awarded posthumously to Vince Foster (the
only true hero the Clinton Administration) who fell in The Battle of
Fort Marcy Park

- an economy size bottle of steroids autographed by Barry Bonds

- the table stirrups Bill Clinton used as a child when playing doctor

- Auto Club maps marking locations where Bubba "run out of gas"
when driving his high school date home - romantic trysting places
referred to as Molesters' Lanes

- the actual cup passed around by West Wing secretaries to take up a
collection to buy their boss a gift certificate for a free gelding

- a photograph of Bill Clinton at an orphanage reminding the pupils
that in Arkansas any unwanted child can grow up to be an unwanted
president

- the towel thrown in by Independent Counsel Kenneth Starr to end his
investigation of the Clinton Whitewater swindles

- a foggy display case containing genuine Arkansas humidity

- a shrunken head donated by a Haitian voodoo doctor which Hillary
wants Bill to have made into her umbrella handle

- a mason jar in which Bill Clinton intends to donate his prostate to
Yale University. If nobody agrees to sign for it, arrangements have
been made to have it airdropped - environmentalists having already
rejected the proposal it be buried at sea

- a jar of lubricant all politicians are given at the opening of
Arkansas's traditional Palm Greasing Festival

- a collection of table lamps thrown at Bill by Hillary. It is as close
as the Clintons ever came to reasoning together

-a photograph of the Arkansas carwash in which Bill and Hillary
exchanged their vows

- 5000 presidential pardons signed by Bill Clinton and made out To Whom
it May Concern

- the actual bucket in which the North Vietnamese mixed Industrial
Strength Lysol to scour an anti-aircraft gun muzzle after Jane Fonda
straddled it

- a section of the Little Rock gutter that Bill Clinton couldn't keep
his mind out of

- a collection of dots Bubba failed to connect during his
administration (he was more interested in connecting stains)

- a video taken by Bill Clinton on his trip to Africa showing the
animals stampeding across the Serengeti Plain. When he asked what
started them running, his native guide explained that wildebeest get
spooked when they see a crooked politician in the wild

Now that Bill Clinton has built a library in tribute to himself,
Hillary will build a cathedral in tribute to herself. It will be called
Our Lady of Spite.

So much for the Clinton Library. In the words of Bette Davis, "What a
dump!"

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mattog...@aol.com

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May 16, 2006, 9:34:49 AM5/16/06

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CL...@KNICKLAS.COM wrote:
> On 16 May 2006 05:31:44 -0700, mattog...@aol.com
> wrote:
>
>
> >CLINTONISM -
>
> When it begins to dawn on you that you really have no
> ideas and issues to support your racist, homophobic,
> bigoted, greedy political ideology and have to use
> innuendo, insinuation, conjecture, theories, rumors,
> stories and lies to shift attention, you've shown
> everyone what a loser you really are.

Yep, good ol' inbred Gary still can't handle the truth about his god
Clinton. Still dragging out the same tired old lies about
conservatives. He really believes that's his eternal safety net.

Amanda Williams

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May 16, 2006, 10:39:05 AM5/16/06

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CL...@KNICKLAS.COM allegedly said in
news:a0kj62tdndj79q9h4...@4ax.com:

> On 16 May 2006 05:31:44 -0700, mattog...@aol.com
> wrote:
>
>
>>CLINTONISM -
>
> When it begins to dawn on you that you really have no
> ideas and issues to support your racist, homophobic,
> bigoted, greedy political ideology and have to use
> innuendo, insinuation, conjecture, theories, rumors,
> stories and lies to shift attention, you've shown
> everyone what a loser you really are.
>

Not that there was ever ANY doubt about that... rotfl...

I wonder if christo-facist cultists like OGGLETURD even realize how stupid
they make themselves look, posting foil-hat garbage about a President, who,
for all his many flaws, was and remains much more successful and popular
than their failed little household god georgie..

No, what am I saying, they are too stupid to realize that...

--
AW

MFOgilvie

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May 16, 2006, 10:46:58 AM5/16/06

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Amanda Williams wrote:
> CL...@KNICKLAS.COM allegedly said in
> news:a0kj62tdndj79q9h4...@4ax.com:
>
> > On 16 May 2006 05:31:44 -0700, mattog...@aol.com
> > wrote:
> >
> >
> >>CLINTONISM -
> >
> > When it begins to dawn on you that you really have no
> > ideas and issues to support your racist, homophobic,
> > bigoted, greedy political ideology and have to use
> > innuendo, insinuation, conjecture, theories, rumors,
> > stories and lies to shift attention, you've shown
> > everyone what a loser you really are.
> >
>
> Not that there was ever ANY doubt about that... rotfl...

Have to plagarize sarcastic titles from Gary Roselles? It is true
then, liberals have absolutely no moral bottom line.

>
> I wonder if christo-facist cultists like OGGLETURD even realize how stupid
> they make themselves look, posting foil-hat garbage about a President, who,
> for all his many flaws, was and remains much more successful and popular
> than their failed little household god georgie..

Earth to inbred: Take a reading course. The article was about Clinton,
not Ronald Reagan.

Amanda Williams

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May 16, 2006, 11:33:32 AM5/16/06

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"MFOgilvie" <matthew....@lmco.com> allegedly said in
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Obviously they don't... rotfl...

MFOgilvie

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May 16, 2006, 11:50:04 AM5/16/06

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May 16, 2006, 7:25:54 PM5/16/06

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<mattog...@aol.com> wrote in message
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Uglyvie is a self-hating black man. It's sad how far he'll go to kiss up to
the man.

--
"...would Jesus smack me down? Most likely..." -- Matthew Ogilvie

MFOgilvie

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May 17, 2006, 8:37:31 AM5/17/06

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You're just jealous. Not to mention envious. Can't stand it that a
black 50-something decided to take his own path, dismiss the liberal
groupthink as the putrid hogwash everyone with a brain knows it is, and
be successful WITHOUT you holding my hand every step of the way.

kyl...@yahoo.com

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May 18, 2006, 7:23:56 AM5/18/06

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Trust me, Uglyvie, nobody wants to hold your hand but even if that were
true, wouldn't it be better than hanging out with people who would
prefer to see you and all those like you to go away? That you envision
yourself as some kind of independent thinker is too hilarious for words!

MFOgilvie

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May 18, 2006, 7:30:17 AM5/18/06

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You just described yourself. Liberals are the ones who want me to go
away, not conservatives.

kyl...@yahoo.com

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May 18, 2006, 7:34:34 AM5/18/06

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Well, yeah, I do kind of want *you* to go away, but that's because of
the content of your character. I love the ethinc diversity of the USA!

MFOgilvie

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May 18, 2006, 7:37:21 AM5/18/06

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But only if the ethnic ones are liberals, right? Thanks for proving my
point.

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MFOgilvie

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May 18, 2006, 10:26:16 AM5/18/06

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CL...@KNICKLAS.COM wrote:
> On 18 May 2006 04:30:17 -0700, "MFOgilvie"

> <matthew....@lmco.com> wrote:
>
>
> >You just described yourself. Liberals are the ones who want me to go
> >away, not conservatives.
>

> Nobody gives a rats ass about what you do, OGLEFUCKLET

Yea you do, liar. I have you hooked like a hungry fish. You can't
stand that there are black people like me who can actually think for
themselves, and have decided that liberalism is indeed anathema to
America.

Snip the rest of your putrid lies, you do not deserve to be heard.

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kyl...@yahoo.com

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May 18, 2006, 5:45:34 PM5/18/06

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If you *had* a point, I doubt it could be proven. I don't dislike you
because you're a self-professed conservative, Uglyvie. I dislike you
because you are a hypocritical, sanctimonious, loud-mouthed,
know-nothing gas bag. Don't confuse *that* with a dislike of all
conservatives.