Madame Tussaud axed as Gore's make-up artist!

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API -- November 16

Reacting to severe criticism that Vice President Al Gore's most recent TV
appearances were marred by his resemblance to a glistening corpse, the Gore
"On-Going-Campaign" announced today that the VP's make-up and choreography will
now be contracted out to the Dreamworks FX unit working with Disney's famed
Animatronix unit.

"If we can make a human look like a Grinch, but to make Al Gore look human
we'll have to take the technology to the next level" said Dreamworks head
Steven Speilberg, a prominent Democrat activist.