Charlie's Angels 2 really really sucked.
Akantha
your money or your time.
Of course, there were lots and lots of scenes of hot girls kicking ass.
That may redeem the flick in the eyes of some of you maniacs. But the
flimsy plot will make even the sexiest chick shot so not worth it.
Really.
--
Akantha
---------
Aspiring Trollop
Ilya
squeeked
I saw the preview. Something about cowgirls, motorcycles, and
explosions. Sonic Vapidity, from what I determined.
On the other hand, I recently watched Sense and Sensibility after having
finished the book, both of which I enjoyed immensely. But the book is
still better, as usual.
Ilya
--
And just to annoy the Feds: plutonium, encryption, anthrax, Sarin,
ammonium nitrate, bomb, guns, firearms, munitions, encryption, NSA, FDA,
CIA, Blow Up America, BATF, prevents cancer, prescription drug, Delta
Force, militia. President, Prime Minister, cobalt, Allah, jihad, Cuba,
oil, biowarfare, terrorist, black box, black ice, black op, Q clearance,
napalm, MI-6, MI-8, C and D, FBI, field area agent, Sanders, pinko,
tree, Communism, Anti-Globalist, Khmer Rouge, aluminium
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Matt-O
"Ilya" <Q...@wotmania.com> wrote in message
news:Xns93B143...@216.148.227.77...
> In a not so bright galaxy nowhere near intelligent space Akantha
> squeeked
>
> > And I like mindless drivel now and again. This was painful. Don't
> > waste your money or your time.
> >
> > Of course, there were lots and lots of scenes of hot girls kicking
> > ass. That may redeem the flick in the eyes of some of you maniacs.
> > But the flimsy plot will make even the sexiest chick shot so not worth
> > it.
> >
> > Really.
> >
> > --
> > Akantha
> > ---------
> > Aspiring Trollop
>
>
>
> I saw the preview. Something about cowgirls, motorcycles, and
> explosions. Sonic Vapidity, from what I determined.
>
>
something or other, which should de-motivate a lot of us from seeing crappy
movies. After all, you could see hot women trapped in an insipid action
flick, or you could see something like The English Patient--where the hot
women actually get to say something sensitive and intelligent.
Ilya
That would never happen. The P word would be uttered by the masses. And
you know what the P word is, don't you? Pretentious. But that word is
most often a substitute for lack of interest, credibility, or intellect.
Which is how sites such as Chud (chud.com) can actually find a way to
defend garbage such as T3.
J.B.YourMom
Have you ever SEEN C.H.U.D. (Cannibalistic Human Underground Dwellers)?
Fucking AWESOME movie, meng. Fucking awesome. On par with The Stuff.
J.Ben
--
J.Ben / wubbles the bear
and yes. 0666 of 0666 alt.CMM Collective
"Personality is Irrelevant"
(pestilence)
"Later, the devil goes jogging. I know
he's the reason I lie and fornicate with
animals, but when he's cruising around
like this, he's totally lovable."
seanbaby.com
Hoobit J. Cahkov
>
> Have you ever SEEN C.H.U.D. (Cannibalistic Human Underground Dwellers)?
> Fucking AWESOME movie, meng. Fucking awesome. On par with The Stuff.
CHUDs! Morlocks! Mole People!
Ilya
squeaked
Released in 1984. I think I saw snatches of it, but never the entire
movie. And that's because I wanted to sleep at night.
Piss of Wankers
And you get to see Kristen Davis full frontal!!! (not that she's all
that great, but hell, I'm not complaining!)
-Piss of
Matt-O
"Piss of Wankers" <amer1c...@lycos.com> wrote in message
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Ilya
squeaked
Who?
Chucky & Janica
23:36:09 -0500, a big jerkass called "Matt-O"
<nospam_delt*ma...@mattnmindy.com*delt> opened their mouths and this
happened:
>Plus, just about EVERY Hollywood movie has really really hot women doing
>something or other, which should de-motivate a lot of us from seeing crappy
>movies. After all, you could see hot women trapped in an insipid action
>flick, or you could see something like The English Patient--where the hot
>women actually get to say something sensitive and intelligent.
Doesn't that stop them from being hot?
I wouldn't know. I've been out of the game for too long. The rules
have all changed. And I get hit when I'm off-side.
C&J
--
13 & 13b of the CMM Collective
"OK, Angels. Let's show this man what
six collective breasts can do to evil."
- Forsaken_1, "Charlie's Angels".
Now go here: www.afrj-monkeyhouse.org
Chucky & Janica
opened their mouths and this happened:
>And I like mindless drivel now and again. This was painful. Don't waste
>your money or your time.
Was The Chad in it? He was the only remotely funny thing in the first
movie, and he was really not funny at all.
Matt-O
"Chucky & Janica" <janica....@pp.inet.finland> wrote in message
news:df7jgv4f07b0u93ar...@4ax.com...
> A long time ago, in a galaxy just over there, on Sun, 6 Jul 2003
> 23:36:09 -0500, a big jerkass called "Matt-O"
> <nospam_delt*ma...@mattnmindy.com*delt> opened their mouths and this
> happened:
>
> >Plus, just about EVERY Hollywood movie has really really hot women doing
> >something or other, which should de-motivate a lot of us from seeing
crappy
> >movies. After all, you could see hot women trapped in an insipid action
> >flick, or you could see something like The English Patient--where the hot
> >women actually get to say something sensitive and intelligent.
>
> Doesn't that stop them from being hot?
>
*ducks-and-covers*
Ilya
squeaked
> A long time ago, in a galaxy just over there, on Sun, 6 Jul 2003
> 23:36:09 -0500, a big jerkass called "Matt-O"
> <nospam_delt*ma...@mattnmindy.com*delt> opened their mouths and this
> happened:
>
>>Plus, just about EVERY Hollywood movie has really really hot women
>>doing something or other, which should de-motivate a lot of us from
>>seeing crappy movies. After all, you could see hot women trapped in an
>>insipid action flick, or you could see something like The English
>>Patient--where the hot women actually get to say something sensitive
>>and intelligent.
>
> Doesn't that stop them from being hot?
>
Years of experience have left me to conclude that any mildly thin woman
in any role that involves tight clothing is generally hot.
So, Jeff Goldblum's wife in Independence Day (and Harrison Ford's in
that Devil's Own or some such) would not be hot. Even though I always
thought she was attractive.
> I wouldn't know. I've been out of the game for too long. The rules
> have all changed. And I get hit when I'm off-side.
>
Leather pants. They're always in-sides.
>
> C&J
Ilya
Am I the only one who didn't find any of the women in that movie to be
"hot" ? (what does that even mean, hot? Is there a set definition?)
Akantha
know some specific plot
points about the lamest
movie this summer don't read
this post.
"Chucky & Janica" <janica....@pp.inet.finland> wrote in message
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> A long time ago, in a galaxy just over there, on Sun, 6 Jul 2003
> 22:48:51 -0500, a big jerkass called "Akantha" <lega...@hotmail.com>
> opened their mouths and this happened:
>
> >And I like mindless drivel now and again. This was painful. Don't waste
> >your money or your time.
>
> Was The Chad in it? He was the only remotely funny thing in the first
> movie, and he was really not funny at all.
>
No. Drew and Whats-his-name (Tom?) Green got divorced. So there is no
chadding in this movie. Unfortunately.
And there was a freaky side-plot about the Thin Man that really sucked.
Drew Barrymore gets a crush on the Thin Man until he gets killed by the
Irish mobster whom Drew saw kill someone thus prompting her inclusion in the
witness protection program. Yes. It was that bad. Although seeing
Princess Leia in a nun's habit was fun.
Matt-O
> In a not so bright galaxy nowhere near intelligent space Matt-O squeaked
>
> >
> > "Chucky & Janica" <janica....@pp.inet.finland> wrote in message
> > news:df7jgv4f07b0u93ar...@4ax.com...
> >> A long time ago, in a galaxy just over there, on Sun, 6 Jul 2003
> >> 23:36:09 -0500, a big jerkass called "Matt-O"
> >> <nospam_delt*ma...@mattnmindy.com*delt> opened their mouths and this
> >> happened:
> >>
> >> >Plus, just about EVERY Hollywood movie has really really hot women
> >> >doing something or other, which should de-motivate a lot of us from
> >> >seeing
> > crappy
> >> >movies. After all, you could see hot women trapped in an insipid
> >> >action flick, or you could see something like The English
> >> >Patient--where the hot women actually get to say something sensitive
> >> >and intelligent.
> >>
> >> Doesn't that stop them from being hot?
> >>
> > INCOMING!!!!
> >
> > *ducks-and-covers*
>
>
> Am I the only one who didn't find any of the women in that movie to be
> "hot" ? (what does that even mean, hot? Is there a set definition?)
>
>
>
errr. my wife.
Ilya
*nods*
My Girlfriend.
Ilya
squeaked
Again?
She already did that in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
> --
> Akantha
> ---------
> Aspiring Trollop
>
>
>
Matt-O
unless she hears it ;-). How long till you get to see her?
Ilya
She prefers actual actions to words.
And I won't see her next till late December at the earliest.
Matt-O
Ilya
Not until after marriage with her. If love notes means sex.
Matt-O
marriage, but we had a much much shorter dating period / engagement than
you're lookin' at.
I hope she burned most of the love notes, because it's all sentimental rot.
Piss of Wankers
> And I like mindless drivel now and again. This was painful. Don't waste
> your money or your time.
>
> Of course, there were lots and lots of scenes of hot girls kicking ass.
> That may redeem the flick in the eyes of some of you maniacs. But the
> flimsy plot will make even the sexiest chick shot so not worth it.
>
> Really.
It was funny as hell, though! "This is hostile, y'all!" Cameron Diaz
is so stupid, I was dying of laughter throughout the flick.
And Lucy Liu isn't hot--she's smokin! That cowgirl outfit! *drools*
*imagines Akantha in cowgirl outfit with bullwhip*
*drowns in own drool*
-Piss of
Satsujinki - Kabuki Man Extraordinaire - I like big butts and I cannot lie u other brotherz can't deny when a girl walks in with a itty, bitty, waist and a round thing in ur face u get sprung
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| something or other, which should de-motivate a lot of us from seeing crappy
| movies. After all, you could see hot women trapped in an insipid action
| flick, or you could see something like The English Patient--where the hot
| women actually get to say something sensitive and intelligent.
I don't remember any hot women in the English patient. I don't really remember much about
it really because it was so mind numbingly long and boring.
On the other hand I saw the hulk recently, bit slow to start but once he goes green it was
pretty damn cool. Even managed to slip a couple of the traditional comic shots of Hulk
chilling out with nature. And the classic line "Puny Human!"
--
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"You Bastards are Irrelevant."
"I'm sick of the lies and game playing of Saddam, Enough is enough." George "Dubya" Bush.
Mosuke Ichikawa-san of the Ninja Burger Ninja Clan
Battle mail Kung Fu grandmaster of the Voodoo Pimp daddy style
"Poop is cool!" Jonizm P.Bitchly
Ilya
Oh. Letters. No. We write back and forth about once every week or two,
depending on how much time either of us have. But nothing sappy and
sentimental. We never really had that.
Ilya
squeaked
D'you remember Jeff Goldblum's wife in Independence Day, and Tim Allen's
wife in Home Improvement? I always thought they were two of the most
attractive women in contemporary film/television.
Ilya
Kabuki Man Extraordinaire - I like big butts and I cannot lie u other
brotherz can't deny when a girl walks in with a itty, bitty, waist and a
round thing in ur face u get sprung squeaked
> "Matt-O" <nospam_delt*ma...@mattnmindy.com*delt> wrote in message
> news:vghubg...@corp.supernews.com...
>| Plus, just about EVERY Hollywood movie has really really hot women
>| doing something or other, which should de-motivate a lot of us from
>| seeing crappy movies. After all, you could see hot women trapped in
>| an insipid action flick, or you could see something like The English
>| Patient--where the hot women actually get to say something sensitive
>| and intelligent.
>
> I don't remember any hot women in the English patient. I don't really
> remember much about it really because it was so mind numbingly long
> and boring.
>
> On the other hand I saw the hulk recently, bit slow to start but once
> he goes green it was pretty damn cool. Even managed to slip a couple
> of the traditional comic shots of Hulk chilling out with nature. And
> the classic line "Puny Human!"
>
You forgot about Juliette Binoche? Tragic. She is the very definition of
graceful beauty.
Matt-O
> In a not so bright galaxy nowhere near intelligent space Piss of Wankers
> squeaked
>
> > "Akantha" <lega...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:<beaqj2$321je$1...@ID-196626.news.dfncis.de>...
> >> And I like mindless drivel now and again. This was painful. Don't
> >> waste your money or your time.
> >>
> >> Of course, there were lots and lots of scenes of hot girls kicking
> >> ass. That may redeem the flick in the eyes of some of you maniacs.
> >> But the flimsy plot will make even the sexiest chick shot so not
> >> worth it.
> >>
> >> Really.
> >
> > It was funny as hell, though! "This is hostile, y'all!" Cameron Diaz
> > is so stupid, I was dying of laughter throughout the flick.
> >
> > And Lucy Liu isn't hot--she's smokin! That cowgirl outfit! *drools*
> >
> > *imagines Akantha in cowgirl outfit with bullwhip*
> >
> > *drowns in own drool*
> >
> > -Piss of
> >
>
>
> D'you remember Jeff Goldblum's wife in Independence Day, and Tim Allen's
> wife in Home Improvement? I always thought they were two of the most
> attractive women in contemporary film/television.
>
>
>
> Ilya
>
>
Man, this anorexia fetish in Hollywood's has to stop eventually, doesn't it?
Even the hot chicks are starting to look really really creepy.
Ilya
That's why I like those two above-mentioned women; they were both normal
in their size, behaviour, appearance. They're weren't big-breasted
idiots.
And it is a bit ugly; a mate and I saw a woman recently who was all
bones. It was terrifying.
Matt-O
while growing up. Truly messed up.
A recent large-scale poll of British women found only about 10% who were
actually OK with how they look.
Chucky & Janica
14:29:48 -0500, a big jerkass called "Matt-O"
>> Am I the only one who didn't find any of the women in that movie to be
>> "hot" ? (what does that even mean, hot? Is there a set definition?)
>
>*Places toe smartly on the company line*
>
>errr. my wife.
My wife isn't hot. Hot is unattractive to me.
Chucky & Janica
03:33:34 -0500, a big jerkass called "Matt-O"
>Nope. Though I commend your fortitude. My wife and I certainly waited until
>marriage, but we had a much much shorter dating period / engagement than
>you're lookin' at.
>
>I hope she burned most of the love notes, because it's all sentimental rot.
Janica tells me she printed out and kept all our love-Emails. I don't
believe it, because there isn't that much paper in the house.
Chucky & Janica
13:59:27 -0500, a big jerkass called "Akantha" <lega...@hotmail.com>
opened their mouths and this happened:
>And there was a freaky side-plot about the Thin Man that really sucked.
>Drew Barrymore gets a crush on the Thin Man until he gets killed by the
>Irish mobster whom Drew saw kill someone thus prompting her inclusion in the
>witness protection program. Yes. It was that bad. Although seeing
>Princess Leia in a nun's habit was fun.
Again? She wore a nun outfit in "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back". She
must have some sort of weird fetish.
Ilya
squeaked
> A long time ago, in a galaxy just over there, on Tue, 8 Jul 2003
> 03:33:34 -0500, a big jerkass called "Matt-O"
> <nospam_delt*ma...@mattnmindy.com*delt> opened their mouths and this
> happened:
>
>>Nope. Though I commend your fortitude. My wife and I certainly waited
>>until marriage, but we had a much much shorter dating period /
>>engagement than you're lookin' at.
>>
>>I hope she burned most of the love notes, because it's all sentimental
>>rot.
>
> Janica tells me she printed out and kept all our love-Emails. I don't
> believe it, because there isn't that much paper in the house.
>
>
>
> C&J
>
She printed out all your stories though. Even the demented ones. Be
glad.
Ilya
squeaked
> A long time ago, in a galaxy just over there, on Mon, 7 Jul 2003
> 14:29:48 -0500, a big jerkass called "Matt-O"
> <nospam_delt*ma...@mattnmindy.com*delt> opened their mouths and this
> happened:
>
>>> Am I the only one who didn't find any of the women in that movie to
>>> be "hot" ? (what does that even mean, hot? Is there a set
>>> definition?)
>>
>>*Places toe smartly on the company line*
>>
>>errr. my wife.
>
> My wife isn't hot. Hot is unattractive to me.
>
>
> C&J
>
That's right. She is kaunis. Tell her that. It'll make her smile. I
hope. Just watch out for any post-comment projectile objects.
Ilya
I never understood where that came from. I supposed it must have had
something to do with those idiotic women's magazines that bombard them
with bony figures and some degenerative definition of beauty.
> A recent large-scale poll of British women found only about 10% who
> were actually OK with how they look.
*boggles*
And the men? Are the men just as neurotic?
Ouriana Sedai et al
>*Places toe smartly on the company line*
>
>errr. my wife.
You're an intelligent fellow.
Julie
--
Fallen Angel
CMM Collective 9 of 6
"Impact is Irrelevant"
--
We didn't fight the Punk Wars so you could dress up like Vampires.
--Count Von Sexbat
Ouriana Sedai et al
>It's shocking how many girls I met in college who had had eating disorders
>while growing up. Truly messed up.
Indeed.
One of put night cashiers is a seventeen year-old girl. She was already thin
when she started there, but over the last month she has lost *more* weight, and
is starting to get that walking-pile-of-bones look.
This, coupled with the fact that she eats *constantly* and spends half her
shift in the bathroom has lead some of us to believe that she has a disorder.
One of the other girls, out of concern, mentioned this to our manager.
He said *Well, I don't know, she is alwfully young for that kind of thing*.
My reply-- *Well, why not? I was fifteen when I started throwing up everything
I ate.*
My manager thought I was cracked, but the other girl did not. She had been
about sixteen when she stopped eating entirely.
Matt-O
into drooling ninnies at the sight of most women's boobage.
Reminds me of a great scene in the movie "Beautiful Girls" (Rosie O'Donnel's
rant). The movie as a whole wasn't so great.
Matt-O
"Ouriana Sedai et al" <xylo...@aol.comewithme> wrote in message
news:20030708141427...@mb-m24.aol.com...
> Thus spake Matt-O:
>
> >*Places toe smartly on the company line*
> >
> >errr. my wife.
>
> You're an intelligent fellow.
>
>
Ilya
squeaked
> A long time ago, in a galaxy just over there, on Mon, 7 Jul 2003
> 13:59:27 -0500, a big jerkass called "Akantha" <lega...@hotmail.com>
> opened their mouths and this happened:
>
>>And there was a freaky side-plot about the Thin Man that really
>>sucked. Drew Barrymore gets a crush on the Thin Man until he gets
>>killed by the Irish mobster whom Drew saw kill someone thus prompting
>>her inclusion in the witness protection program. Yes. It was that
>>bad. Although seeing Princess Leia in a nun's habit was fun.
>
> Again? She wore a nun outfit in "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back". She
> must have some sort of weird fetish.
>
Yet one more yearned for unrealized reality.
>
> C&J
Ilya
I seem to avoid this. But I listed my examples of what I believe to be
attractive, and none of the Charlies Angels are listed.
> Reminds me of a great scene in the movie "Beautiful Girls" (Rosie
> O'Donnel's rant). The movie as a whole wasn't so great.
With Natalie Portman and Uma Thurman, yes? I think I saw that years ago,
but I don't really remember anything about it.
Ilya
>
This was never in doubt. Except in your ability to participate in the
eating of the vegetables.
Ilya
You're married, and so this should - God willing - no longer be a
function you're capable of performing.
Well, I'd hope you're capable of admiring, at least. But not the
drooling or the ninny part. Or did you manage to escape this horrific
behavior in your pre-married days?
Ilya
et al squeaked
The almighty Why question still looms over both of you.
Matt-O
>
> You're married, and so this should - God willing - no longer be a
> function you're capable of performing.
>
Newlywed. So I still think my wife's a babe.
Ilya
>
>>
>> You're married, and so this should - God willing - no longer be a
>> function you're capable of performing.
>>
>
> Newlywed. So I still think my wife's a babe.
Just never say that about anyone else.
And she actually lets you get away with calling her a "babe"?
Wow
Stargen
wrote:
>
>"Ilya" <Q...@wotmania.com> wrote in message
>news:Xns93B188...@204.127.199.17...
>> In a not so bright galaxy nowhere near intelligent space Matt-O squeaked
>>
>> >
>> > "Ilya" <Q...@wotmania.com> wrote in message
>> > news:Xns93B143...@216.148.227.77...
>> >> In a not so bright galaxy nowhere near intelligent space Akantha
>> >> squeeked
>> >>
>> >> > And I like mindless drivel now and again. This was painful. Don't
>> >> > waste your money or your time.
>> >> >
>> >> > Of course, there were lots and lots of scenes of hot girls kicking
>> >> > ass. That may redeem the flick in the eyes of some of you maniacs.
>> >> > But the flimsy plot will make even the sexiest chick shot so not
>> >> > worth it.
>> >> >
>> >> > Really.
>> >> >
>> >> > --
>> >> > Akantha
>> >> > ---------
>> >> > Aspiring Trollop
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> I saw the preview. Something about cowgirls, motorcycles, and
>> >> explosions. Sonic Vapidity, from what I determined.
>> >>
>> >>
>> > Plus, just about EVERY Hollywood movie has really really hot women
>> > doing something or other, which should de-motivate a lot of us from
>> > seeing crappy movies. After all, you could see hot women trapped in an
>> > insipid action flick, or you could see something like The English
>> > Patient--where the hot women actually get to say something sensitive
>> > and intelligent.
>> >
>>
>>
>> That would never happen. The P word would be uttered by the masses. And
>> you know what the P word is, don't you? Pretentious. But that word is
>> most often a substitute for lack of interest, credibility, or intellect.
>> Which is how sites such as Chud (chud.com) can actually find a way to
>> defend garbage such as T3.
>>
>>
>
>Have you ever SEEN C.H.U.D. (Cannibalistic Human Underground Dwellers)?
>Fucking AWESOME movie, meng. Fucking awesome. On par with The Stuff.
>
>J.Ben
hahahahaha I've seen that one. funny fucking shit.
and more believable than contro.
Stargen
Stargen
wrote:
>And I like mindless drivel now and again. This was painful. Don't waste
>your money or your time.
>
>Of course, there were lots and lots of scenes of hot girls kicking ass.
>That may redeem the flick in the eyes of some of you maniacs. But the
>flimsy plot will make even the sexiest chick shot so not worth it.
>
>Really.
If I wanted to watch hot chicks kissing ass, I'd watch porn.
Lots of it.
Movies should entertain, hot chicks do not make a movie, though they
do help a decent movie sometimes.
Stargen
J.B.YourMom
"Hoobit J. Cahkov" <mwie...@netscape.net> wrote in message
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> "J.B.YourMom" <cani...@wut.wut> wrote in message
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>
> >
> > Have you ever SEEN C.H.U.D. (Cannibalistic Human Underground Dwellers)?
> > Fucking AWESOME movie, meng. Fucking awesome. On par with The Stuff.
>
>
Fuck yeah. You ever see CHUD 2? Had nothing to do with CHUD 1, although the
disparity was less than the difference between Troll and Troll 2. What do you
think of the Return of the Living Dead series?
J.Ben
--
J.Ben / wubbles the bear
and yes. 0666 of 0666 alt.CMM Collective
"Personality is Irrelevant"
(pestilence)
"Later, the devil goes jogging. I know
he's the reason I lie and fornicate with
animals, but when he's cruising around
like this, he's totally lovable."
seanbaby.com
J.B.YourMom
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You're OK in my book, Stargen. See? You're right here, immediately after
's'mores pop tarts' and 'dangerous things you can throw at people/contro.'
J.Ben
J.B.YourMom
> > In a not so bright galaxy nowhere near intelligent space Matt-O squeaked
> >
> > >
> > > "Ilya" <Q...@wotmania.com> wrote in message
> > >> In a not so bright galaxy nowhere near intelligent space Matt-O
> > >> squeaked
> > >>
> > >> >
> > >> > "Ilya" <Q...@wotmania.com> wrote in message
> > >> >> In a not so bright galaxy nowhere near intelligent space Matt-O
> > >> >> squeaked
> > >> >>
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> > "Ilya" <Q...@wotmania.com> wrote in message
> > >> >> >> In a not so bright galaxy nowhere near intelligent space Matt-O
> > >> >> >> squeaked
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> >
> > >> >> >> > message news:df7jgv4f07b0u93ar...@4ax.com...
> > >> >> >> >> A long time ago, in a galaxy just over there, on Sun, 6 Jul
> > >> >> >> >> 2003 23:36:09 -0500, a big jerkass called "Matt-O"
> > >> >> >> >> <nospam_delt*ma...@mattnmindy.com*delt> opened their mouths
> > >> >> >> >> and this happened:
> > >> >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> >> >Plus, just about EVERY Hollywood movie has really really
> > >> >> >> >> >hot women doing something or other, which should
> > >> >> >> >> >de-motivate a lot of us from seeing
> > >> >> >> > crappy
> > >> >> >> >> >movies. After all, you could see hot women trapped in an
> > >> >> >> >> >insipid action flick, or you could see something like The
> > >> >> >> >> >English Patient--where the hot women actually get to say
> > >> >> >> >> >something sensitive and intelligent.
> > >> >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> > INCOMING!!!!
> > >> >> >> >
> > >> >> >> > *ducks-and-covers*
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> Am I the only one who didn't find any of the women in that
> > >> >> >> movie to be "hot" ? (what does that even mean, hot? Is there a
> > >> >> >> set definition?)
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> > errr. my wife.
> > >> >>
> > >> >>
> > >> >>
> > >> >> My Girlfriend.
> > >> >>
> > >> >>
> > >> >>
> > >> >>
> > >> > ahem, you might want to print this out. A compliment's not a
> > >> > compliment unless she hears it ;-). How long till you get to see
> > >> > her?
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> She prefers actual actions to words.
> > >>
> > > They might *say* that. But occasional love notes never go amiss.
> > >
> >
> >
> > Not until after marriage with her. If love notes means sex.
> >
> >
> Nope. Though I commend your fortitude. My wife and I certainly waited until
> marriage, but we had a much much shorter dating period / engagement than
> you're lookin' at.
>
> I hope she burned most of the love notes, because it's all sentimental rot.
>
I should scan up the ones Jes sends me. They're fucking hilarious.
Stargen
Why the eating disorders?
Normally i'd go into a rant about the disillusionment of American
civilization, about how a large portion of Americans think that there
is always something wrong with their body, mind, abilities, or
something because everywhere they see other people who are more
'perfect' than they are. As a lazy, fan-happy society, we idolize
people who look the way we want to, and then get pissed or depressed
when it isn't handed to us on a silver platter. That combined with
the stigma of fitting in during high school, or at least being liked
in some sense, and you have a large amount of crap hanging around in
less confident peoples minds.
If you zap a rat with electricity everytime it tries to grab the
cheese, its not gonna grab the fucking cheese anymore, and if we
think we are a certain way for so long, we will become that way.
Why do some of us think that way? Fuck if I know, I'm just another
person with issues about my looks too. I'm not a shrink or anything.
My personal problems stem from 'lack of positive social experiences as
a child' and 'inability to cope with the world' .
I'm fine now though....I do alot of drugs.
Stargen
Stargen
wrote:
mmmm dangerous pop tart throwing stars....tastey
Stargen
Ilya
squeaked
Please scan.
Hey, we should go hang out. I've got a doctor's appointment in the
morning, but after that I'm free. You working tomorrow?
Ilya
squeaked
Weed. Weed in secondary school is a wonderful tranq to the hell that is
the education system.
Until I got out and got into TEC, anyways. But I feel fine now. I only
shoot up heroin every other week. And my To Kill List has shrunk
considerably.
How're you getting on with that?
Ilya
squeaked
nObUHF: SUPPLIES!!!!
Ilya
squeaked
Even better: Tromeo and Juliet! And best of all: TOXIC AVENGER!
Matt-O
>
> Until I got out and got into TEC, anyways. But I feel fine now. I only
> shoot up heroin every other week. And my To Kill List has shrunk
> considerably.
>
will not be killed by me" list.
J.B.YourMom
My friend Jon worked for Troma his first year in NYC. Have you seen Sgt.
Kabukiman NYPD? Toxic Avenger kicks-a the ass.
J.B.YourMom
Depressingly, I'm working every day for the next two weeks. I'll outline my
schedule and you let me know if there's anything you can do with it.
Tomorrow:
8-9am: Drive to New London, pick up kiddies and bring them to the Academy for
their morning summer classes.
9-9:15am: Drive different kiddies to whatever nearby pretty place Lynn has
picked for the morning Landscape Painting class.
9:15am-11:45am: Taking Vali, a girl from Ohio who's taking a class, to the
cliffs, so she can join the 14 other young nymphs who populate the rotting
midden heap I've got going at the bottom. And yes, I will enjoy that.
11:45am-12pm: Taking the landscape kiddies back to the Academy.
12pm-1:15pm: Repeat of 8-9:15am.
1:15-3:45: Free time.
3:45-4:30: Repeat of 8-9am.
5-5:15: Take kiddies to the farm for animal sculpture.
5:15-7:45: Taking Lynn, the landscape teacher (mid-twenties) to the cliffs.
8:00-8:30: Take Vali('s corpse) to her hotel.
8:30- : Free time.
After tomorrow, the 9:15-11:45 and 5:15-7:45 times will be pretty much free.
I usually pick Vali up sometime during the first gap, but that doesn't take
long. This schedule is until Friday. Saturday I'm working 10-5, Sunday I'm
working 1-5. I'm going to the cliffs again one of those days, but I can
always go some other time if anything there is workable. Next week I have a
similar schedule to this week, though I may not have the night classes (5-8),
I don't know.
Ilya
Fuck. Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck.
Oh well. How hard can it be? We live not even two hours from each other.
And that's if moving in a relatively straight line. Fuck. Maybe Saturday
after 5?
Ilya
I made a special exception with the ng, and decided that everyone who
lives within that toxic American border will live.
And those living outside it, well, them I envy. Especially if they're
near Russia.
*is homesick*
J.B.YourMom
Sure thing. If my car's fixed by then, I'm on it.
Ilya
Kabukiman doesn't ring any bells. Shlock ?
>
> --
> J.Ben / wubbles the bear
> and yes. 0666 of 0666 alt.CMM Collective
> "Personality is Irrelevant"
> (pestilence)
>
> "Later, the devil goes jogging. I know
> he's the reason I lie and fornicate with
> animals, but when he's cruising around
> like this, he's totally lovable."
> seanbaby.com
>
>
>
Ilya
Or you could take the train, you lazy cunt. Not that I wouldn't drive
you back. But it would be fun to leave you stranded in Providence with
no money and stripped of all your clothing! Hah! That would be funny!
Ilya
Oh yeah - your mom.
Akantha
>
>
> Or you could take the train, you lazy cunt. Not that I wouldn't drive
> you back. But it would be fun to leave you stranded in Providence with
> no money and stripped of all your clothing! Hah! That would be funny!
>
>
Speaking of... Where are the pictures from your last stripfest?
--
Akantha
---------
(If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.)
--Stephen Wright
Akantha
>
>
> Again?
>
> She already did that in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
>
>
I haven't seen that. I did see Dogma for the first time last week. Very
amusing. Why aren't there more smart comedies like that?
Akantha
> A long time ago, in a galaxy just over there, on Mon, 7 Jul 2003
> 13:59:27 -0500, a big jerkass called "Akantha" <lega...@hotmail.com>
> opened their mouths and this happened:
>
> >Drew Barrymore gets a crush on the Thin Man until he gets killed by the
> >Irish mobster whom Drew saw kill someone thus prompting her inclusion in
the
> >witness protection program. Yes. It was that bad. Although seeing
> >Princess Leia in a nun's habit was fun.
>
> Again? She wore a nun outfit in "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back". She
> must have some sort of weird fetish.
>
>
I wouldn't be surprised. Have you seen any of her talk show episodes? It's
not really a talk show. Just a series of interviews. I think it was called
something like Conversations From the Edge or something similar. Anyway.
It was quite freaky. The one I caught was with Janeane Garofalo (who I find
to be absolutely hysterical). Carrie was talking about bras and kept
throwing out odd little personal tidbits that just made you wince and think
"too much information."
Stargen
nObThurgood: I don't do drugs...I just smoke pot.
yeah, weed is the life saver for me, I work in tech support for a
ISP. I talk to way to many idiots to even like being awake and aware
after i'm done. Most of them are nice people, but fuck...learn to
turn the comp on before you call me with a question about why yer
printer is off.
My to Kill list grows daily
Stargen
Ilya
Ahahahaha!
*cries*
Did you ever get any crying calls? I had one woman break down and cry
when her modem drivers weren't working; she was bat-shit scared that her
husband would come home and beat the living shit out of her for fucking
with 'his computer.'
You must of course, get the calls from the grand-parents who don't know
what a desktop is!
*has worked at an isp*
*has stories of working at an isp*
Ilya
squeaked
It never happened, due to family issues. But we're aiming for Saturday,
if that silly cunt isn't against it. And I haven't been down to
Providence in years and years. Filthy place it is, but the hookers are
cheap.
Ilya
squeaked
> "Ilya" <Q...@wotmania.com> wrote in message
Because explosions are cooler.
Akantha
> In a not so bright galaxy nowhere near intelligent space Akantha
> squeaked
>
> > "Ilya" <Q...@wotmania.com> wrote in message
> > news:Xns93B1B27...@216.148.227.77...
> >
> >>
> >>
> >> Again?
> >>
> >> She already did that in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
> >>
> >>
> >
> > I haven't seen that. I did see Dogma for the first time last week.
> > Very amusing. Why aren't there more smart comedies like that?
> >
>
>
>
>
>
I expected some comment about how hot Linda Fiorentino is, similar to your
comments about those gals who played wives and were sexy yet you can't
remember their names.
Ilya
squeaked
> "Chucky & Janica" <janica....@pp.inet.finland> wrote in message
One day I'm going to marry Janeane Garofalo.
That is all.
Ilya
Patricia Richardson played Jill Taylor on Home Improvement.
Here's a photo: http://makeashorterlink.com/?R16923535
Margaret Colin played Constance Spano in Independence Day.
Here's a photo: http://makeashorterlink.com/?R3C912535
Ilya
Actually, I prefer Janeane. But Linda seems nice. Although I've seen
some other movie with her, where she played some kind of seductress. But
I don't like seductresses. I like nice girls. And she seemed nice in
Dogma, if not a bit stressed out. But then, who wouldn't be stressed if
they had to deal with the world's goofiest prophets?
Akantha
>
>
> Patricia Richardson played Jill Taylor on Home Improvement.
>
>
> Here's a photo: http://makeashorterlink.com/?R16923535
>
>
> Margaret Colin played Constance Spano in Independence Day.
>
> Here's a photo: http://makeashorterlink.com/?R3C912535
>
>
>
Good for you. :)
And the shorter links... bruce will be so proud!
Ouriana Sedai et al
>The almighty Why question still looms over both of you.
>
Because I thought I was fat, silly.
Chucky & Janica
17:44:23 GMT, a big jerkass called Ilya <Q...@wotmania.com> opened
their mouths and this happened:
>> Janica tells me she printed out and kept all our love-Emails. I don't
>> believe it, because there isn't that much paper in the house.
>
>She printed out all your stories though. Even the demented ones. Be
>glad.
She never.
C&J
--
13 & 13b of the CMM Collective
"OK, Angels. Let's show this man what
six collective breasts can do to evil."
- Forsaken_1, "Charlie's Angels".
Now go here: www.afrj-monkeyhouse.org
Chucky & Janica
their mouths and this happened:
>> My wife isn't hot. Hot is unattractive to me.
>
>That's right. She is kaunis. Tell her that. It'll make her smile. I
>hope. Just watch out for any post-comment projectile objects.
Niin on.
Hän sanoo: kiitos.
Chucky & Janica
00:35:18 +1200, a big jerkass called "Satsujinki - Kabuki Man
Extraordinaire - I like big butts and I cannot lie u other brotherz
can't deny when a girl walks in with a itty, bitty, waist and a round
thing in ur face u get sprung" <Ev...@evil.evil> opened their mouths
and this happened:
>I don't remember any hot women in the English patient. I don't really remember much about
>it really because it was so mind numbingly long and boring.
>
>On the other hand I saw the hulk recently, bit slow to start but once he goes green it was
>pretty damn cool. Even managed to slip a couple of the traditional comic shots of Hulk
>chilling out with nature. And the classic line "Puny Human!"
We were gift-shopping in Australia and we saw a bunch of "Hulk Fists",
giant foam fists in a green colour, that made crashing and smashing
noises and went "RAAAAARGH!" when you bashed things with them.
We both wanted some, but had no suitcase room.
Chucky & Janica
19:27:52 GMT, a big jerkass called Ilya <Q...@wotmania.com> opened
their mouths and this happened:
>> Too true,... or the lack of understanding that most men will indeed
>> turn into drooling ninnies at the sight of most women's boobage.
>
>You're married, and so this should - God willing - no longer be a
>function you're capable of performing.
Common fallacy. Husbands are still capable of drooling at their wives'
boobage. Or they should be, if they married the right one.
Chucky & Janica
their mouths and this happened:
>> Newlywed. So I still think my wife's a babe.
>
>Just never say that about anyone else.
>
>And she actually lets you get away with calling her a "babe"?
>
>Wow
Seek help. Your issues are ganging up on you and you will soon be
outnumbered.
Chucky & Janica
their mouths and this happened:
>Normally i'd go into a rant about the disillusionment of American
>civilization, about how a large portion of Americans think that there
>is always something wrong with their body, mind, abilities, or
>something because everywhere they see other people who are more
>'perfect' than they are. As a lazy, fan-happy society, we idolize
>people who look the way we want to, and then get pissed or depressed
>when it isn't handed to us on a silver platter. That combined with
>the stigma of fitting in during high school, or at least being liked
>in some sense, and you have a large amount of crap hanging around in
>less confident peoples minds.
I never understood that whole "being teased at school" thing. I see
how it could happen, but it never really happened at my school. Not
much anyway. For example, there were a couple of fat kids, who were
never teased. Because fat people are generally strong and if they
catch you, they will sit on you and hit your head against the floor
until you're very sorry.
I'm not talking about myself. I was tubby at school, but I made more
fat jokes than anybody, so I got away with it. The teasing guys were
like, "uh, yeah. And you're a ... yeah. And I bet you eat ... yeah.
Um..."
Chucky & Janica
03:50:12 GMT, a big jerkass called Ilya <Q...@wotmania.com> opened
their mouths and this happened:
>I made a special exception with the ng, and decided that everyone who
>lives within that toxic American border will live.
>
>And those living outside it, well, them I envy. Especially if they're
>near Russia.
>
>*is homesick*
Did you know we have Russian cities on our street signs? St.
Petersburg, 450 km.
*smile*
Chucky & Janica
their mouths and this happened:
>The almighty Why question still looms over both of you.
[J] Because humans always have to be bigger and better. It works the
same way with all the beauty ideals in human history. Slim waists look
good, so corsets are invented. Chinese men find small feet pretty, so
women start tying their feet. Pale skin was the big thing in the
middle ages, and woman strove for skin so pale you could see red wine
through the skin on their throats while they were drinking it. High
foreheads were also popular in the middle ages, so women plucked their
foreheads. Then tans become popular, so people start frying themselves
to crisps in solariums. Europeans like butts, so fashion creates
dresses that accentuates the behind. Americans have a breast fetish,
so breast implants are invented. There are countless examples like
this in human history.
So, why? Well, I suspect the thinking goes something like this: "Hm.
She has a thin waist and big breats, and she got herself a really nice
guy. If my waist is thinner and my breasts bigger, I'll get an even
nicer man". Now multiply by millions.
And men don't help the situation at all. Men will always tell you
personally that they don't actually like big breasts, and no, those
posing women don't look good at all, honest, it's all hype anyway.
And then what do they do? Get together and compete at who can drool
most copiously at every silicon-oozing, digitally fixed jpeg they can
download, thus perpetuating the cycle.
So the answer? Men and women are fools.
Matt-O
"Chucky & Janica" <janica....@pp.inet.finland> wrote in message
> A long time ago, in a galaxy just over there, on Tue, 08 Jul 2003
> 17:08:58 -0500, a big jerkass called Stargen <da...@yhti.net> opened
> their mouths and this happened:
>
> >Normally i'd go into a rant about the disillusionment of American
> >civilization, about how a large portion of Americans think that there
> >is always something wrong with their body, mind, abilities, or
> >something because everywhere they see other people who are more
> >'perfect' than they are. As a lazy, fan-happy society, we idolize
> >people who look the way we want to, and then get pissed or depressed
> >when it isn't handed to us on a silver platter. That combined with
> >the stigma of fitting in during high school, or at least being liked
> >in some sense, and you have a large amount of crap hanging around in
> >less confident peoples minds.
>
> I never understood that whole "being teased at school" thing. I see
> how it could happen, but it never really happened at my school. Not
> much anyway. For example, there were a couple of fat kids, who were
> never teased. Because fat people are generally strong and if they
> catch you, they will sit on you and hit your head against the floor
> until you're very sorry.
>
> I'm not talking about myself. I was tubby at school, but I made more
> fat jokes than anybody, so I got away with it. The teasing guys were
> like, "uh, yeah. And you're a ... yeah. And I bet you eat ... yeah.
> Um..."
>
can't think of a good comeback.
Stargen
>
>Ilya
I like seductresses. Most of the time i'm too lazy to get up and
chase them when they run away screaming so its easier when they want
me first.
nObChef: Damn Succubuses
Nice girls are fun too...cause most of them are dirty as hell at home.
Nice girls that smoke pot and dont't know me are probably my favorite
though.
Stargen
Stargen
nObThurgood: I think you should seek help, that's where I'd go with
that.
Stargen
Ilya
squeaked
> A long time ago, in a galaxy just over there, on Tue, 08 Jul 2003
> 19:53:28 GMT, a big jerkass called Ilya <Q...@wotmania.com> opened
> their mouths and this happened:
>
>>> Newlywed. So I still think my wife's a babe.
>>
>>Just never say that about anyone else.
>>
>>And she actually lets you get away with calling her a "babe"?
>>
>>Wow
>
> Seek help. Your issues are ganging up on you and you will soon be
> outnumbered.
>
I can imagine the enormously displeased and slightly amused look on
Katya's face at the prospect of being called a "babe." A punch wouldn't
be in order, but *that* look would be.
At least she's not like American women, who turn into Faile on overdrive
at the slightest problem.
>
> C&J
Ilya
squeaked
> A long time ago, in a galaxy just over there, on Wed, 09 Jul 2003
> 03:50:12 GMT, a big jerkass called Ilya <Q...@wotmania.com> opened
> their mouths and this happened:
>
>>I made a special exception with the ng, and decided that everyone who
>>lives within that toxic American border will live.
>>
>>And those living outside it, well, them I envy. Especially if they're
>>near Russia.
>>
>>*is homesick*
>
> Did you know we have Russian cities on our street signs? St.
> Petersburg, 450 km.
>
> *smile*
>
*smack*
Ilya
squeaked
> A long time ago, in a galaxy just over there, on Tue, 08 Jul 2003
> 19:27:52 GMT, a big jerkass called Ilya <Q...@wotmania.com> opened
> their mouths and this happened:
>
>>> Too true,... or the lack of understanding that most men will indeed
>>> turn into drooling ninnies at the sight of most women's boobage.
>>
>>You're married, and so this should - God willing - no longer be a
>>function you're capable of performing.
>
> Common fallacy. Husbands are still capable of drooling at their wives'
> boobage. Or they should be, if they married the right one.
>
>
But only their wife's boobies.
Ilya
And those who can't catch you fast enough to sit on your head and pop it
like a zit.
Ilya
et al squeaked
> Thus spake Ilya:
>
>>The almighty Why question still looms over both of you.
>>
>
> Because I thought I was fat, silly.
>
>
Life must feel so undefined when you're neurotic.
>
>
> Julie
> --
> Fallen Angel
> CMM Collective 9 of 6
> "Impact is Irrelevant"
> --
> We didn't fight the Punk Wars so you could dress up like Vampires.
> --Count Von Sexbat
>
>
>
Ilya
Ilya
squeaked
Yeah?
Explain Chucky.
Hah. Got you!
Stargen
>
>Ahahahaha!
>
>*cries*
>
>Did you ever get any crying calls? I had one woman break down and cry
>when her modem drivers weren't working; she was bat-shit scared that her
>husband would come home and beat the living shit out of her for fucking
>with 'his computer.'
>
>You must of course, get the calls from the grand-parents who don't know
>what a desktop is!
>
>
>*has worked at an isp*
>
>
>*has stories of working at an isp*
>
>
>Ilya
5 years and running at working at one. I've got every damn kind of
call from the "expert" who didn't know how to remove a desktop icon to
the grandmother who wanted to work with us cause she 'knew' what she
was doing to the people who didn't know there were 2 buttons on the
mouse.
oh yeah i've heard them all.
I'm just not allowed to play games right now to counter-act the
stupidity. shrug
Stargen