NPR? That must mean it's.... COMMUNIST INFORMATION!
Today on NPR, we interview Джеймс Gleick, the author of
"Коммунистическая информации"! All power to the oh who are we kidding,
in Europe this would be considered a right wing radio channel. Bring
me a bottle of Slivovitz!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3sJB2tcoJY
Let's face it: it's COMMUNIST to have a station for ELITISTS who like
to hear interviews with fancy BOOK-WRITIN' folk. All media must
conform to the marketplace. Do most Americans in polls think NPR
should be funded in part by the government? Yes, but that's because
this Extreme Left-Wing "Car Talk" and "Lake Woebegon" types have
brainwashed their listeners! Can't you see the insidious plague of...I
have in my hands right now a list of people that Lakshmi Singh and Ira
Flatow (do those names sound like our friends? I don't think so!)
voted for in the last election, an election so insidious, so loony-
left that...what's that? I'm sorry...lost my train of thought...
You're breaking up...you
You're kidding me? Fuck yea! That's great news!
I'm sorry. I'm being told that NASCAR is still being funded. And so,
to quote my favorite comedian, I...am..outta here.