a little light on the subject
Noclue NP-v
(in a nice way though!)
muddleheaded wrote:
Question How many newsgroup subscribers does it take to change a light
bulb? Do you find youself in this list?? ..more that onceAnswer
1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail to
list that the light bulb has been changed.
24 to share similar experiences of changing light
bulbs and how the light bulb could have been
changed differently.
17 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
18 will ask why did you have to change it
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about
changing light bulbs.
53 to flame the spell checkers
106 to write to the list administrator complaining about
the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness
to this mail list.
8 will want you to post a nude picture of you chaging
the light bulds.
41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
99 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and
to please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb
25 please help I cant find alt.lite.buld whats wrong?
35 to ask why did you chage it in the nude please repost
the picture I didnt get it
113 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar,
alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing
light bulbs be stopped.
10 state that there is no alt.lite.buld newsgroup and
that you should eat s_it and die.
150 webtv users cun we due thit lite bulds ting or due u
ned a big cuputer 4 dat
250 aol users light bulds????? we dont worry about that
aol will do that for us aol is so simple you
should sign up,aol is the best they told us that
so it must be true.
101 to defend the posting to this list saying that we
all use light bulbs and therefore the posts
are relevant to this mail list.
156 to debate which method of changing light
bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs,
what brand of light bulbs work best for this
technique, and what brands are faulty.
25 will want email from you due to ISP or download problems.
27 to post URLs where one can see examples of
different light bulbs
35 will demand that you post a mpg.
14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and
to post corrected URLs.
31 to post about links they found from the URLs that
are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs
relevant to this list.
30 to report, screwing in new light buld and unscrewing old
is sexual, and kidde porn due to the young age of the
light bulds.
33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote
them including all headers and footers, and then
add Me Too.
12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing
because they cannot handle the light bulb
controversy.
190 to quote the Me Toos to say, Me Three.
35 will want to know the difference between light bulds
and spam and will repost this request 100 time each
IN CAPS.
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.
47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion
was meant for, leave it here.
1123 votes for alt.lite.bulb.to be created.
1200 user move to alt.lite.bulb.
1 lurker come out to post in alt.physic.cold_fusion that
the original poster has gone postal and has kill
everyone in a.l.b. using email bombs he was such as nice
guy what happen to make him due this?
xluker
hi noclue
good joke I'am the luker on the bottom, can we send on or those
email bombs to... naaaay better not!!
Noclue NP-v
Well, hay ther xluker! How ya doin???
Jeeze, I didn't even see you over there...msg to nopubes...need another
light over in that corver over there!
Welcome, lurk all you want, post fancy stuff like you did just then and
have a good time, yer welcome here! Kick yer shoes off and sit a
spell..the couch is right over there...
by the way, if yer on the bottom, who's on top? :-)))
Later!
Pmouse
muddleheaded wrote:
>
> Question How many newsgroup subscribers does it take to change a light
> bulb? Do you find youself in this list?? ..more that once
>
together! My Compliments!! This one's going in the book!!!
LOL, ROTF, etc. etc.!!!!!!!!!!