"Excuse me," the man says. "I just have to ask...how did you get such a
big
one."
"I'm a leprechuan."
"Really?" the man asks. "Can you make mine that big?"
"I can," the leprechuan says, "but I have to fuck you before yours will
grow."
The man thinks about it for a few minutes. He doesn't really like the
idea
of getting fucked, but wants a big dick. "Ok," he says.
The leprechuan takes him into a stall and fucks the hell out of him. As
they exit the stall, the man shakes his head and says, "I can't believe
I
let you fuck me."
The other one chuckles and says, "I can't believe you thought I was a
leprechuan."
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