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From: m...@bleurgh.net (MP)
Date: Mon, 03 Dec 2001 20:35:49 GMT
Local: Mon, Dec 3 2001 3:35 pm
Subject: Re: [I] [AFPanto] Part III, The Used Cow Lot
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On Sun, 2 Dec 2001 23:54:52 +0000, Aquarion <use...@aquarionics.com>
wrote:

>    Pettitt's Used Cow Lot was a masterpiece of salesmanship, and a
>    homage to dodgy cow dealers everywhere. From the huge forecourt
>    packed so full of cows that you couldn't belive you could get
>    one out without radical surgery, to the absolutely pathetic
>    bunting flying from the poles high above Jack's head. Across the
>    building in the centre of the lot is a gigantic flashing sign
>    reading "MP'S PREOWNED COWS! SATISFACTION GUARANTEED OR YOU
>    WON'T COME BACK!!"

<snip>

Ahem! I'll have you know my Used Cow Lot is very respectable! No
flashers at all! [1]
Actually, I'm slightly less worried now. It could have been worse...
The question now has to be, will I turn up again...?

MP

[1] Sorry. Then again, it's a panto - I'm allowed to make dodgy jokes
along adult themes, as long as I tell the kiddies to cover their ears
first...[2]
[2] Although not the last few times I went to a panto - it was by the
same people who did the Tweenies... :-} [3]
[3] They are good at panto![4]
[4] Pretty much on the same level as Aq, or, for that matter, the
Tweenies...


 
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