Yes, Leo pulled out my first ever couple of posts a while back.
Incredibly, my first post to AFP was actually *R*.
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From: mkn...@cix.compulink.co.uk (Mike Knell)
Subject: Hedgehogs
Date: 11 May 92 18:20:15 GMT
I'm sure I can remember hearing the Hedgehog song when I was younger
at a summer camp... it has verses about various reasons various
animals cannot be b**gered, and I'm positive there was one about the
hedgehog. So the song may be written already? Help. I'm confused.
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This must have been before the Hedgehog Song got written.. AFP had only
been around for a few months. Any afpistorians out there may well be in
for a treat at the end of this month (AFP is 4 on the 30th). Not saying
any more at this time, though.. *evil grin*
>Any plans to make them available on the web for browsing?
Doubt it, I guess they're far too valuable as blackmail material.
Mike
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> Any afpistorians out there may well be in for a treat at the end of
> this month (AFP is 4 on the 30th). Not saying any more at this time,
> though.. *evil grin*
Neither am I *even eviller[1] grin*
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[1] well, it should be
> Hmmm.. you predate me, don't you ? [1] Your cognomen was not a subject
> of much comment when I first joined, and I remember being mildly intrigued
> but shy.
Quite possibly. I would guess my first postings to be around Easter
1993, I lurked awhile before then. I remember the newgroup but I'd
not read any of the books at that point. Actually, I don't think I
had before I started posting either. For me a.f.p came first, then
the books in order to find out what the hell everyone was on about *&)
> Yes, I was shy once.
Yeah yeah. *&)
>>Any plans to make them available on the web for browsing?
>
> Hmmm, how would one sort them ? By author, title, date.. OOI, I would be
> mildly curious as to how big the entire archive is by this stage, and how
> many posts are in it.
I'm in the process of trying to archive a few mailing lists and have
turned up this neat thing called lwgate which is a perl thingy which
(amongst other things) takes mailing list digests and presents them in
a web readable format which can be sorted on demand by any of the
three criteria you mention. It could possibly be adapted.
>[1] predates.. velociraptor.. oh, dear.
Hmmm.
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I always knew it as "Bestiality's best, boys", but
everything else was the same. It was the summer of
1987 wasn't it.
I can remember ;
Shoot your load up a toad, boys, shoot your load up a toad!
and
Stick your twig in a pig, boys! etc...
and
Have a cat on the mat, boys!
and
Sow your oats in a goat, boys.
Those are the nicer ones......
Gideon.
If this has appeared in triplicate, much apologies.
Our news server has an out rate of 0 bytes/sec atm :P
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Gideon, can you sort out your news poster, please?
Alan
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[re: afp archives]
>>Any plans to make them available on the web for browsing?
>
> Hmmm, how would one sort them ? By author, title, date.. OOI, I would be
> mildly curious as to how big the entire archive is by this stage, and how
> many posts are in it.
I asked Leo and as of midday it's about 135Mb ! I don't know how many
articles that is - but it's split into chunks of between 4 and 7 Mb each.
> [ Hmmm.. download _all_ of afp.. ? Twould finally make up for having news
> and mail hang for a day every time there's an EMBL database update.. ]
Well on my humble modem (~4000cps on news) that's about 10hours worth
of data...
I will hopefully be expanding the L-Space Web to a dedicated machine
sometime around easter - I may look into the feasability of makeing
the archive available for regexp searching then.
Anyone with experience of indexing 135Meg of news articles please
contact me :-)
Rob.
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S'OK, we all have -- remember the posting stats I posted, which spawned
the "Gratuitous Posting" thread-from-hell?
Aaaaarrrggghhh...
I shouldn't worry - it put both Warwick and yourselves firmly on the afp map -
though from what's written above, if I ever see cascades from 2 people 5 feet
apart on afp again, I'll check the weather in the relevant location...
ttfn,
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heheh...
I remember it well, I had only just started reading afp and suddenly
there was this whole cascade of warwick posts... It made me feel proud
(Well I was newbiee and inocent then...).
Rob <ma...@csv.warwick.ac.uk>
>Should we have an *O* marking so that those easily shocked may
>avoid obscenities?
If we did that people could filter afp, and then we'll never get
off AOL. ;-)
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> Then again, I wonder how many MB of Relevant discussion has been generated
> over the last few years? Could probably fit that onto a floppy disk :-)
Low density at that ;-)
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>Please don't feel bad about this. I choose the original alias
>("whiplash" as opposed to the later abbreviation of "whippy") based on
>the *injury* and nothing else.
"Whiplash Speed" always brought that to mind. "Whippy" is much more untoward
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The remaining verses:
Tha's goin'a catch tha' death of cold
Then we shall have to bury thee
Then t'worms will come and eat thee up
Then ducks will come and eat up t'worms
Then we shall come and eat up t'ducks
Then we shall all have eaten'o'thee
There is a moral to this tale
Don't go a-courting Mary Jane
(not sure about the validity of the last two verses, we always used
to add them..)
>In article: <31068b54...@news.ftech.net> ma...@monark.ftech.co.uk (Mark Burbidge) writes:
>< hack, rend >
>> . . . . my fave campfire songs are "Yogi Bear", "Oh, Sir Jasper", and
>> the indominatababble "Ilkley Moor Bar 'tat"[1]
>>
>> [1] Which I can rarely remember the words to . . .
>
>Well, seeing as you asked (you were asking, weren't you?):
OOh. thank you very much!
<snip>
>Maybe I'd better stop now, or do you want the lot [1]?
Aww . . . . more, more!
Quick correction from what I remember
Where has't a been sin' I saw thee
( I saw thee )
On Ilkley moor bar 'tat
Where has't a been sin' I saw thee
( I saw thee )
Where has't a been sin' I saw thee
(Without tha' trousers on)
On Ilkley moor . . .
Any one for any more? I feel an afp songfile could be called for . . .
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well I seem to remember it more as:
>
>Verse 1:
> Where has't a been sin' I saw thee
> ( I saw thee )
On Ilkley Moor bar t'at
> Where has't a been sin' I saw thee
[snip]
Where has't a bin sin' I saw thee
>Chorus:
> On Ilkley Moor bar t'at
> ( bar t'at )
> On Ilkley Moor bar t'at
> ( bar t'at )
> On Ilkley Moor bar t'at
> ( where the ducks play football )
>
>Verse 2:
> Th'as been a courtin' Mary Jane
> ( Mary Jane )
On Ilkley Moor Bar t'at
> Th'as been a courtin' Mary Jane
[snip]
Tha's been a courtin' Mary Jane
>Chorus
etc, etc.
There was a rather interesting version we, erm, invented called Heraklion
Moor bar t'at (where Heraklion is a place on Crete, the 'at invloved was a sun
hat, you catch your death of sunstroke and the ducks play tennis) and its
apparently very erm, entertaining when sung to the tune of Bryan Adams'
"I'm gonna run to you"
maybe I'd better shut up before I say too much <grin>
love n hugs
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of my undying gratitude [1]. :-)
< snip >
> There was a rather interesting version we, erm, invented called Heraklion
> Moor bar t'at (where Heraklion is a place on Crete, the 'at invloved was a sun
> hat, you catch your death of sunstroke and the ducks play tennis) and its
> apparently very erm, entertaining when sung to the tune of Bryan Adams'
> "I'm gonna run to you"
>
> maybe I'd better shut up before I say too much <grin>
No, no - I think you'd better carry carry on before you say too little :-)
[1] Although what you're going to do with it I have no idea [2].
[2] Any suggestions welcome ;-)
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>>If we did that people could filter afp, and then we'll never get
>>off AOL. ;-)
>Easy! Mark every thread *O*
Right! And then some AOLers will try to get around the ban by using other
newsservers. If we're really lucky, they might even shut the whole AOL
internet connection down in order to prevent it. Yipee!
>Bryan <br...@cornwick.win-uk.net> wrote:
>>Which brings me to the *M* bit:
>>Should we have an *O* marking so that those easily shocked may
>>avoid obscenities?
>If we did that people could filter afp, and then we'll never get
>off AOL. ;-)
Easy! Mark every thread *O*
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> Quick correction from what I remember
>
> Where has't a been sin' I saw thee
> ( I saw thee )
> On Ilkley moor bar 'tat
> Where has't a been sin' I saw thee
> ( I saw thee )
etc.
Another quick correction. Despite what the song sheets might say, it is
Weere has tha' bin sin sah saw thee (etc)
On Ilkley mooer bah't 'at. (etc)
Wiartanat eh? Prac'ly rodgering in front o't vicar.
It's quite amusing to hear professional choirs sing it. It's a sort of Julie
Andrews meets Motorhead, all the letters pronounced perfectly.
Mike. (Ee bah gum weers me wippit)
But shirley if they killfile you it would solve 95% of the problem ?
Emmet
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In article: <4f8fgd$r...@baggins.cc.flinders.edu.au> alison
<li...@pippin.cc.flinders.edu.au> writes:
> To "The Lion sleeps tonight";
"He dee hee dee dee hee de hee de der di um bum oh weh..."
"A-wim-ow-eh, A-wim-ow-eh"
Repeat until nauseated.
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"In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion does his toenails..."
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>In a message posted on Wed, 07 Feb 1996 19:36:41 GMT to the newsgroup
>alt.fan.pratchett, Daniel Bolger wrote:
>>"A-wim-ow-eh, A-wim-ow-eh"
>>
>>Repeat until nauseated.
>Apart from that line that went "A-wim-ow-waaayyyyyyyyy" ;-)
a-wim-bah-wey, a-wim-bah-wey, a-wim-bah-wey, a-wim-bah-wey,
a-wim-bah-wey, a-wim-bah-wey, a-wim-bah-wey, a-wim-bah-wey,
a-wim-bah-wey, a-wim-bah-wey, a-wim-bah-wey, a-wim-bah-wey,
a-wim-bah-wey, a-wim-bah-wey, a-wim-bah-wey, a-wim-bah-wey,
Hey-up Ohhhh, a-wim-bah-weyhhhhhh,
a-wim-bah-weyhhhhhh, a-wim-bah-weyhhhhhh,
Hey-up Ohhhh, a-wim-bah-weyhhhhhh,
a-wim-bah-weyhhhhhh, a-wim-bah-weyhhhhhh,
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! a-wim-bah-wey
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! a-wim-bah-wey
Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ahhhh (a-wim-bah-wey) {Lion sleeps}
Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ahhhh (a-wim-bah-wey) {tonight bit}
We're representing Africa in the District Thinking Day event. We
needed an African song to sing. My Dad had the LP. It seemed like a
good idea at the time. The Rainbow's can't seem to remember the tune
unless they sing the words from the Lion King. I can't get the tune
out of my head at all.
The last thing I needed was you lot starting in on it too *&)
Claire
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- well worth tracking down...
- love, ppint.
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> - hi. in afparticle, <4fd0ub$b...@yama.mcc.ac.uk>,
> per...@mcc.ac.uk "C Speed" growled:
>> ma...@monark.ftech.co.uk (Mark Burbidge) writes:
>> > In a message posted on Wed, 07 Feb 1996 19:36:41 GMT
>> > to the newsgroup alt.fan.pratchett, Daniel Bolger wrote:
>> >>"A-wim-ow-eh, A-wim-ow-eh"
>> We're representing Africa in the District Thinking Day event. We
>> needed an African song to sing. My Dad had the LP. It seemed like a
>> good idea at the time. The Rainbow's can't seem to remember the tune
>> unless they sing the words from the Lion King. I can't get the tune
>> out of my head at all.
>>
>> The last thing I needed was you lot starting in on it too *&)
>>
>> (Claire)
>>
> - far and away the best recording i've heard is that by robert john,
> on atlantic (_possibly_ on atco or cotillion, stateside, but prob'ly
> atlantic there, too): of the version of the song first recorded by
> the tokens, "the lion sleeps tonight", with a superbly restrained
> lead guitar "descant" line above... (it's a very late sixties/early
> seventies stereo single; i dunno if there was ever an lp...)
>
> - well worth tracking down...
I cannot help with the version our dear ppint recommends, but I do have a
copy of the origanal Africian (Zulu) recording, on which the western
versions are based.
I'll bring a tape copy to Manchester 2.0.
Dave
: Apart from that line that went "A-wim-ow-waaayyyyyyyyy" ;-)
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- oooh-a-la-ha, a-wi-om-bom-ow-weh.
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I thought it was great - until the cinema started to break apart.
"Mant" was hilarious!
A-wim-oh-way, A-wim-oh-way, A-wim-oh-way, A-wim-oh-way...
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Anyone else see "Matinee" on Channel 4 last night?
A-wim-oh-way, A-wim-oh-way, A-wim-oh-way, A-wim-oh-way...
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Oh, you mean the cover of "The Guitar (The Lion Sleeps Tonight)" by
TMBG? Hum.
But I thought Guides and their isotopes were always singing songs like
Wim-o-Weh? It's wossname, traditional. I mean, they sing Ging Gang
Goolie (how *do* you spell that?) without looking embarrassed.. and
Kum-ba-yah, and all sorts of monstrosities.
We're teaching the Cubs "Pretty Vacant" at the moment.
Mike (just come off nights, and hadn't looked at AFP in that time -
found >1000 new articles.. *ulp*.. Who said we had a problem with
high traffic?)
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>Oh, you mean the cover of "The Guitar (The Lion Sleeps Tonight)" by
>TMBG? Hum.
Noooo - it's way older than that. Older than the nicer version that
was in Matinee. The album is called something silly with "Safari" in
the title and it's got some woman in those lion-watching shorts,
jacket and hat posed in such a way that she is either pretending to
dance (kind of) or is trying to make like a tree so that the lion
doesn't see her.
>But I thought Guides and their isotopes were always singing songs like
>Wim-o-Weh? It's wossname, traditional. I mean, they sing Ging Gang
>Goolie (how *do* you spell that?) without looking embarrassed.. and
>Kum-ba-yah, and all sorts of monstrosities.
Ging Gang Goolie? That's your lot isn't it? I've certainly never
heard it sung by guides anyway. Definately scout territory.
And we never sing kum-ba-yah. "Pizza Hut" yes (excellent song).
"It's a small world" yes (*aaarrrgghh*. One can only assume that most
of the rainbows have never been to disneyland). "Mister Noah built
an arky arky" yes. "Kum-ba-yah" never. After the Adams Family movies
I don't think I could and keep a straight face anyway *&)
Wotcha! Ging gang goo...
I could go on...[1]
> We're teaching the Cubs "Pretty Vacant" at the moment.
I'm sorry, I *cannot* imagine this...
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*SLAP!*
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[1] But won't, so be happy in that.
>I'm sorry, I *cannot* imagine this...
I can...and I'm afraid...very afraid.
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MK> But I thought Guides and their isotopes were always singing songs
MK> like Wim-o-Weh? It's wossname, traditional. I mean, they sing Ging
MK> Gang Goolie (how *do* you spell that?) without looking embarrassed..
MK> and Kum-ba-yah, and all sorts of monstrosities.
If you guys start singing "Michael Row the Boat Ashore," I'm leaving.
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