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Pork Coffee

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Nov 3, 2009, 5:38:40 PM11/3/09
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I forget if I ever mentioned I use the screen name Bride of Porkins on
things like QuickFirePool and Blogger and stuff. But I do. It fits
the 15-character limit a lot of places have and spreads the Porkins
love around. I'm pretty sure I never mentioned this because you guys
think I'm a dude anyway.

Someone was vaguely hitting on me and asked, "Who is Porkins?"

...

I'm very concerned about the future.

Hanky Huckleberry

C'Pi

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Nov 3, 2009, 10:51:35 PM11/3/09
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Pork Coffee" <"E...@Joes.com wrote:
> I forget if I ever mentioned I use the screen name Bride of Porkins on
> things like QuickFirePool and Blogger and stuff. But I do.

My screen name would be Porkins Bitch.

> It fits
> the 15-character limit a lot of places have and spreads the Porkins
> love around. I'm pretty sure I never mentioned this because you guys
> think I'm a dude anyway.

I think you're a pumpkin.

> Someone was vaguely hitting on me and asked, "Who is Porkins?"
>
> ...
>
> I'm very concerned about the future.

Concerned about someone hitting on you or that someone doesn't know who
Porkins is?

Either way the solution is to kick the person in the groin and say, "Porkins
is your daddy!"

Problem solved.

C'Pi

> Hanky Huckleberry


Pork Coffee

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Nov 6, 2009, 8:27:44 PM11/6/09
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On Wed, 4 Nov 2009 11:51:35 +0800, "C'Pi" <Ya...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>Pork Coffee" <"E...@Joes.com wrote:
>> I forget if I ever mentioned I use the screen name Bride of Porkins on
>> things like QuickFirePool and Blogger and stuff. But I do.
>
>My screen name would be Porkins Bitch.

That is so cool!

>> It fits
>> the 15-character limit a lot of places have and spreads the Porkins
>> love around. I'm pretty sure I never mentioned this because you guys
>> think I'm a dude anyway.
>
>I think you're a pumpkin.

Only after midnight.

>> Someone was vaguely hitting on me and asked, "Who is Porkins?"
>>
>> ...
>>
>> I'm very concerned about the future.
>
>Concerned about someone hitting on you or that someone doesn't know who
>Porkins is?

Yes! All that!

>Either way the solution is to kick the person in the groin and say, "Porkins
>is your daddy!"

YES!

>Problem solved.

This is why I bring my serious concerns here, you always know the
right path to take.

Hanky Huckleberry

>C'Pi
>
>> Hanky Huckleberry
>

C'Pi

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Nov 7, 2009, 1:45:38 AM11/7/09
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That's just because in all the situations the right path to take is to kick
someone in the groin and say, "Porkins is your daddy!"

Someone at your door to collect a bill?

*kick*

"Porkins is your daddy!"

Someone stalking you on the Internet?

*kick*

"Porkins is your daddy!"

Sister Mary Catherine is soliciting donations for the orphanage?

*kick*

"Porkins is your daddy!"

See!? Works for everything.

C'Pi

Pork Coffee

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Nov 7, 2009, 5:53:46 PM11/7/09
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I'M GONNA GO TRY THAT ON THE DUDE WHO PARKED ACROSS MY DRIVEWAY!

*runs out of house*

Hanky Huckleberry

>C'Pi
>
>
>> Hanky Huckleberry
>>
>>> C'Pi
>>>
>>>> Hanky Huckleberry
>

IndyCJ

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Dec 12, 2009, 6:27:34 PM12/12/09
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On Nov 7, 5:53 pm, Pork Coffee <"E...@Joes.com"> wrote:
> On Sat, 7 Nov 2009 14:45:38 +0800, "C'Pi" <Ya...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >Pork Coffee" <"E...@Joes.com wrote:
> >> On Wed, 4 Nov 2009 11:51:35 +0800, "C'Pi" <Ya...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >>> Pork Coffee" <"E...@Joes.com wrote:
> >>>> I forget if I ever mentioned I use the screen name Bride of Porkins
> >>>> on things like QuickFirePool and Blogger and stuff.  But I do.
>
> >>> My screen name would be Porkins Bitch.

Life is a bitch and Porkins is her pimp.

Muuurgh

Pork Coffee

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Dec 12, 2009, 8:20:52 PM12/12/09
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On Sat, 12 Dec 2009 15:27:34 -0800 (PST), IndyCJ <grey...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>On Nov 7, 5:53嚙緘m, Pork Coffee <"E...@Joes.com"> wrote:
>> On Sat, 7 Nov 2009 14:45:38 +0800, "C'Pi" <Ya...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> >Pork Coffee" <"E...@Joes.com wrote:
>> >> On Wed, 4 Nov 2009 11:51:35 +0800, "C'Pi" <Ya...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>> >>> Pork Coffee" <"E...@Joes.com wrote:
>> >>>> I forget if I ever mentioned I use the screen name Bride of Porkins

>> >>>> on things like QuickFirePool and Blogger and stuff. 嚙畿ut I do.


>>
>> >>> My screen name would be Porkins Bitch.
>
>Life is a bitch and Porkins is her pimp.

Mac Daddy Porkins.

>>
>> >> That is so cool!
>>
>> >>>> It fits
>> >>>> the 15-character limit a lot of places have and spreads the Porkins

>> >>>> love around. 嚙瘢'm pretty sure I never mentioned this because you


>> >>>> guys think I'm a dude anyway.
>>
>> >>> I think you're a pumpkin.
>>
>> >> Only after midnight.
>>
>> >>>> Someone was vaguely hitting on me and asked, "Who is Porkins?"
>>
>> >>>> ...
>>
>> >>>> I'm very concerned about the future.
>>
>> >>> Concerned about someone hitting on you or that someone doesn't know
>> >>> who Porkins is?
>>

>> >> Yes! 嚙璀ll that!


>>
>> >>> Either way the solution is to kick the person in the groin and say,
>> >>> "Porkins is your daddy!"
>>
>> >> YES!
>>
>> >>> Problem solved.
>>
>> >> This is why I bring my serious concerns here, you always know the
>> >> right path to take.
>>
>> >That's just because in all the situations the right path to take is to kick
>> >someone in the groin and say, "Porkins is your daddy!"
>>
>> >Someone at your door to collect a bill?
>>
>> >*kick*
>>
>> >"Porkins is your daddy!"
>>
>> >Someone stalking you on the Internet?
>>
>> >*kick*
>>
>> >"Porkins is your daddy!"
>>
>> >Sister Mary Catherine is soliciting donations for the orphanage?
>>
>> >*kick*
>>
>> >"Porkins is your daddy!"
>>

>> >See!? 嚙磕orks for everything.


>>
>> I'M GONNA GO TRY THAT ON THE DUDE WHO PARKED ACROSS MY DRIVEWAY!
>>
>> *runs out of house*
>>
>> Hanky Huckleberry
>>
>> >C'Pi
>>
>> >> Hanky Huckleberry
>>
>> >>> C'Pi
>>
>> >>>> Hanky Huckleberry
>
>Muuurgh

Hanky Huckleberry

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