10/3 Puns
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
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> nemo wrote:
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> > Timmy <tsbr...@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> > > Duping: Do ring the bell.
> > >
> > > Muting: Cow bell, cat bell, silent bell, or subatomic bell.
> > > Parent: To rent two things.
> > >
> > Mutate: Changing UK art gallery.
>
> Mutate: Cow or cat art gallery?
Tate Modern! A powerhouse of Art!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tate_Modern
Mutator: Potato geneticist.
Tim Bruening
Seeding: Bell that sprouts.
Seeding: Oceanic bell.
Seeding: After B-Ding and before D-Ding.
Deeding: After C-Ding and before E-Ting.
Eating: Bell that consumes food.
Eating: Internet bell.
Eating: After D-Ding and before F-Ding.
Tim Bruening
Needing: I need a bell!
Weeding: We ring the bell!
Weeding: Unwanted plant bells.
Pleading: The bell begs for help.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> > Stubble: Male bovine with a small beard.
> >
> > Stumble: A male bovine trips.
> >
> > Topic: Top of a photo.
> >
> > Tumble: Stomach of a male bovine.
> >
> > Wanton: 2,000 pound Chinese.
> >
> > Warble: Aggressive male bovine.
> >
> > Wobble: Shaky male bovine.
>
> . . or a sad one.
>
> Piece of paper you can easily get hold of where he's written down how
he
> feels: 'Oy Vay' Lable.
ED: Impotent demon.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> >
> > nemo wrote:
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> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:3FCB0AC7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Goosing: Singing mud.
> > > >
> > > Easing: Better singing on the Internet
> > >
> > > Biasing: Shoppers singing.
> >
> > Fleecing: Singing wool.
>
> Or a choir of biting, jumping parasitic insects.
Biting: Farewell to a bell or a Chinese.
Biting: Gay bell.
Tim Bruening
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42353473...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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> > nemo wrote:
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> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:412FD354...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Napping: Sleeping bell.
> > > >
> > > > Piping: Smoking or musical bell.
> > > >
> > > > Slapping: Hitting bell.
> > > >
> > > > Sloping: Mountainous bell.
> > > >
> > > > Slopping: Messy bell.
> > > >
> > > > Stopping: Bell that won't move.
> > > >
> > > > Strapping: Corporal punishment bell.
> > > >
> > > > Striping: Bell with bands of color.
> > > >
> > > > Striking: Bell that won't work.
> > > >
> > > > Tapping: Bell that touches your shoulders.
> > >
> > > <oyster alert!>
> > > We have an independent arbitrator over here to try to solve
strikes.
> > It's
> > > called ACAS. Trouble is: It's always in a temper!
> >
> > How Yarrowing!
>
> Yarrowing: Flying ubiquitous strong-scented mat-forming Eurasian herb
of
> wasteland, hedgerow or pasture having narrow serrate leaves and small
> usually white florets; widely naturalized in North America?
>
> See? It just flew pasture!
> >
> (Cass: Yiddish for temper - e.g., Vu-zhe zein in cass - why be in a
temper,
> unhappy, from Yiddl Mitn Fiddl.)
>
> Arbitator: Someone who's committed trees-son hiding up one.
Arbitator: Potato that resolves conflicts.
Tim Bruening
mike wheeEler wrote:
> In article <3FD98C66...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>,
> tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us, Tim Bruening was looking at the world
> oddly when:
> >
> >
> >
> >Tim Bruening wrote:
> >
> >> Mowing: Flying grass cutter.
> >
> >Towing: Little wing at the end of your foot.
> >
> Towing: Playing footsy
Footsy: 12 inch ocean.
nemo
. . and being quite sad, he's a miserable little pleader!
nemo
Dinner Gong: An edibel bell.
Dinner Gone: They've finished!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40307FFB...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Bahamas: Laughing sheep mothers.
> >
> > Cuba: A line of sheep.
> >
> > Cuban: To ban lines.
>
> Bahamas 2: Sadists who injure sheep.
>
> BaHrain: Where it precipitates breathless sheep.
Bahamas: Sheep terrorists.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> >
> > nemo wrote:
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> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:41D503DA...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Nicer: Nice knight.
> > > >
> > > > Nicety: Kind tea.
> > > >
> > > > Nicking: King of thieves.
> > > >
> > > > Nifty: Neat tea.
> > > >
> > > > Ninety: Tea that multiplies by 9.
> > >
> > > Nonet: The state of nine foul-smelling musical teacakes.
> >
> > Pretending: 9 bells.
> >
> > Tending: 10 bells.
>
> Tendency: Surgion having a look at the sinews connecting bone and muscle.
>
> > Postending: 11 bells.
> >
> > Asinine: 9 evil donkeys.
Attendance: A dance with 10 people.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:427C6A36...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > > Excrescent: Former Muslim symbol.
> > >
> > > Excrete: Former island in the Atlantic near Greece and Turkey.
> > >
> > > Excurrent: No more electricity.
> > >
> > > Execute: No longer cute.
> > >
> > > Exhale: Former revolutionary sailor.
> >
> > Example: A nicely plump person who has become far too slim.
> >
> > Extol: Former highway charge.
>
> Collected by a man who uses Tollgate Toothpaste.
>
> Turnpike: Rotating fierce fish!
Toothpaste: Used to glue broken teeth back together.
Tim Bruening
Diploma: A negotiating Mom.
Diplomat: Floor covering at the embassy.
Embassy: Ocean of diplomats.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> > Curly: Korean dog.
> >
> > Dialize: Fibs over the phone.
> >
> > Fluted: Ted is sick.
> >
> > Fluted: Ted went up into the air.
> >
> > Gaited: Ted comes out of the closet.
>
> His closet has a gate?
Boated: Ted goes fishing.
Tim Bruening
Cooper: Price of a revolution.
Copper: Price of a policeman.
Flooper: Price of a cheap room.
Hopper: Bunny price.
Proper: Price per unit of equipment needed for plays.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> > Grading: Teaching bell.
> >
> > Grading: Black-white bell.
> >
> > Grating: Bell on a vent.
> >
> > Inventing: Technology bell.
> >
> > Investigating: Bell that looks into scandels.
>
> Cobbling: Small craftsman who looks into sandals!
Ruin-Nate: Man who destroys.
Urin-Nate: Man with a going problem or with a growing (prostate) problem
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> >
> > Boozy: Drunk ocean.
> >
> > Brassy: Metallic ocean.
> >
> > Busby: Mass transit apine.
> >
> > Cabby: Taxi apine.
> >
> > Candy: Demon in a cylindrical container.
> >
> > Candy: Sweet demon.
>
> Confection: Disease you can catch from off of candy!
Defection: Disease that you can catch from demons that makes you change
sides.
Tim Bruening
artyw wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message news:<405BED7B...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>...
> > Static: Electric tic.
> >
> > Dramatic: Tic in a play.
> >
> > Lunatic: Insane tic.
> >
> > Ticker: Dog parasite.
> >
> > Fleecing: Singing parasite.
>
> Dogmatic: A parasite that appears on the mother of a canine.
Erratic: Unpredictable tick that infests rodents.
Errant: Unpredictable ant.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:44141A10...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > Stubble: Male bovine with a small beard.
> > > >
> > > > Stumble: A male bovine trips.
> > > >
> > > > Topic: Top of a photo.
> > > >
> > > > Tumble: Stomach of a male bovine.
> > > >
> > > > Wanton: 2,000 pound Chinese.
> > > >
> > > > Warble: Aggressive male bovine.
> > > >
> > > > Wobble: Shaky male bovine.
> > >
> > > . . or a sad one.
> > >
> > > Piece of paper you can easily get hold of where he's written down how he
> > > feels: 'Oy Vay' Lable.
> >
> > ED: Impotent demon.
>
> ED Ummin: Smelly African dick tater.
Uganda: Father of Ugan.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Glimmer: Dimly lit ocean.
Glummer: Depressed ocean.
Glooming: Depressed Chinese vase.
Glooming: Chinese vase filled with glue.
nemo
It's also the Fine Ant Shoal Thymes shares index.
If the whirled economy gets much worse, there'll be shocks and stares
regarding the state of stocks and shares.
nemo
RB Traitor is who, not whom, you're after - and he only pretends to resolve
them while war king 4 the other snide!
nemo
A gay guy wouldn't get too many partners if he bit!!!
You gotta go Owwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
nemo
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> Diploma: A negotiating Mom.
>
> Diplomat: Floor covering at the embassy.
>
> Embassy: Ocean of diplomats.
Shirley Bassy: An ocean of an excellent black Welsh singer spread very
thinly.
nemo
AMIN: Real demon!
nemo
It stands for Properties - to remind everyone that the things belong to the
theatrickle company (they're incontinent!) and no-one's allowed to steal
them.
Properties also means what they drink after the show even if they've been
pretending on stage by drinking from empty cups.
Empty: Full of empt!
nemo
As used by Michael Dentine!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Bentine
nemo
Wiggle: A small toup�e.
nemo
Oxtrot: A dance for 10 very heavy people!
nemo
Or teyrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsts who damage pubs.
nemo
Bloated: He ate all the fish and became fatter!
nemo
Errant Flynn: Badly behaved actor with a very big dick, which accordion to
Shell E. Winters, was also badly behaved!!
nemo
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> nemo wrote:
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> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:45E7E196...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:44141A10...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > >
> > > > > Stubble: Male bovine with a small beard.
> > > > >
> > > > > Stumble: A male bovine trips.
> > > > >
> > > > > Topic: Top of a photo.
> > > > >
> > > > > Tumble: Stomach of a male bovine.
> > > > >
> > > > > Wanton: 2,000 pound Chinese.
It's all that 20cwt soup he keeps drinking!
> > > > >
> > > > > Warble: Aggressive male bovine.
> > > > >
> > > > > Wobble: Shaky male bovine.
> > > >
> > > > . . or a sad one.
> > > >
> > > > Piece of paper you can easily get hold of where he's written down
how he
> > > > feels: 'Oy Vay' Lable.
> > >
> > > ED: Impotent demon.
> >
> > ED Ummin: Smelly African dick tater.
>
> Uganda: Father of Ugan.
Ugoose: Mother of Ugan.
nemo
Seiko Teen: Young Japanese glue.
nemo
Attendunce: A dance with 10 thick idiots!.
nemo
Iyyyyy'm quite happy with the two sides I already got, fanx very much - even
if one of em did go numb a couple of weeks ago!
nemo
He should consult his Prostate Specific Auntie Jen!
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
artyw wrote:
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Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:45E7E196...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:44141A10...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > Stubble: Male bovine with a small beard.
> > > >
> > > > Stumble: A male bovine trips.
> > > >
> > > > Topic: Top of a photo.
> > > >
> > > > Tumble: Stomach of a male bovine.
> > > >
> > > > Wanton: 2,000 pound Chinese.
> > > >
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:45138DD6...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > news:41D503DA...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > > Nicer: Nice knight.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Nicety: Kind tea.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Nicking: King of thieves.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Nifty: Neat tea.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Ninety: Tea that multiplies by 9.
> > > > >
> > > > > Nonet: The state of nine foul-smelling musical teacakes.
> > > >
> > > > Pretending: 9 bells.
> > > >
> > > > Tending: 10 bells.
> > >
> > > Tendency: Surgion having a look at the sinews connecting bone and
> muscle.
> > >
> > > > Postending: 11 bells.
> > > >
> > > > Asinine: 9 evil donkeys.
> >
> > Attendance: A dance with 10 people.
>
> Oxtrot: A dance for 10 very heavy people!
Shouldn't that be Dec Trot.
nemo
You mean he couldn't PSA lot?
nemo
Defection: Something a very poshly-spoken Englishman does because he can't
hear.
nemo
Ever seen that Popeye cartoon where ants start carrying off his picnic all
marching in step with military precession?
Hup! two three four five six! Hup! two three four five six! Hup! two three
four five six! . . .
nemo
They're leader was elected ugnanimously!
When he was there a sign said "Idi Amin." When he was away, it said "Idi
Amout!"
nemo
Crakoviak: Polish dancing Tibetan ox.
nemo
Was it adhesive or adshesive?
nemo
I waited long enough and finally I gotcha!
Tim Bruening
Seeding: Bell that sprouts.
Seeding: Oceanic bell.
Seeding: After B-Ding and before D-Ding.
Deeding: After C-Ding and before E-Ting.
Eating: Bell that consumes food.
Eating: Internet bell.
Eating: After D-Ding and before F-Ding.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:42E8D3FE...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Timmy <tsbr...@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:1105329209.8...@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> > >
> > > Duping: Do ring the bell.
> > >
> > > Muting: Cow bell, cat bell, silent bell, or subatomic bell.
> > > Parent: To rent two things.
> > >
> > Mutate: Changing UK art gallery.
>
> Mutate: Cow or cat art gallery?
Tate Modern! A powerhouse of Art!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tate_Modern
Mutator: Potato geneticist.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4AECA566...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> >> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >> news:44E8EC79...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >> >
> >> > Boozy: Drunk ocean.
> >> >
> >> > Brassy: Metallic ocean.
> >> >
> >> > Busby: Mass transit apine.
> >> >
> >> > Cabby: Taxi apine.
> >> >
> >> > Candy: Demon in a cylindrical container.
> >> >
> >> > Candy: Sweet demon.
> >>
> >> Confection: Disease you can catch from off of candy!
> >
> > Defection: Disease that you can catch from demons that makes you change
> > sides.
>
> Defection: Something a very poshly-spoken Englishman does because he can't
> hear.
How does being unable to hear cause Englishmen to betray their country?
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4AECA566...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> >> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >> news:44E8EC79...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >> >
> >> > Boozy: Drunk ocean.
> >> >
> >> > Brassy: Metallic ocean.
> >> >
> >> > Busby: Mass transit apine.
> >> >
> >> > Cabby: Taxi apine.
> >> >
> >> > Candy: Demon in a cylindrical container.
> >> >
> >> > Candy: Sweet demon.
> >>
> >> Confection: Disease you can catch from off of candy!
> >
> > Defection: Disease that you can catch from demons that makes you change
> > sides.
>
> Defection: Something a very poshly-spoken Englishman does because he can't
> hear.
How does being unable to hear cause Englishmen to betray their country?