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Tim Bruening

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Jun 21, 2005, 3:38:29 AM6/21/05
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Wicker: Dog on food stamps.

Wicker: Evil dog.

Tim Bruening

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Jun 21, 2005, 3:45:28 AM6/21/05
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Crescent: Penny on the Moon.

Decent: Nice penny.

Dissent: Rebel penny.

Peasent: Penny on a farm.

Tim Bruening

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Jun 21, 2005, 3:45:48 AM6/21/05
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Subscript: Underwater play.

Subtype: Undersea typewriter.

Subtype: Underwater writing.

Subtype: Kind of sea creature blood.

Superscript: Krypton play.

Typecast: cloud letters and numbers in the sky.

Typeface: Man with letters and numbers on his face.

Typer: Price of a secretary.

Typo: A kind of human blood.

Tim Bruening

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Jun 21, 2005, 3:46:20 AM6/21/05
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Barking: King of the lawyers.

Larking: King of comedy.

Parking: King of the golf course.

Tim Bruening

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Jun 21, 2005, 3:46:10 AM6/21/05
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Overcast: He hurled the fishing rod out too far.

Overcast: A play in the sky.

Ironcast: A play involving The Stainless Steel Rat (Harry Harrison).

Tim Bruening

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Jun 21, 2005, 3:45:38 AM6/21/05
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Admissive: Junk mail.

Dismissive: Put down letter.

Emissive: E-mail letter.

Omissive: Doughnut shaped letter, or a letter in a Chinese fortune
doughnut.

Remissive: To send the letter again.

Submissive: Underwater letter.

Tim Bruening

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nemo

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Jun 24, 2009, 9:53:32 AM6/24/09
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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They use a different type when you need to be Rhesus-itated.


nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Underwater letter? A drowning female sheep!

nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Narr. It's a chamber pot for incontinent neckwear.

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