29 July Puns

Tim Bruening

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Jul 29, 2006, 3:16:03 AM7/29/06

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DVD: Demon recording device.

JD: Juvenile demon.

JD: Lawyer demon.

MD: Demon doctor.

OD: Drugged demon.

Tim Bruening

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Jul 29, 2006, 3:16:39 AM7/29/06

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"J. A. Mc." wrote:

> On 14 Jan 2004 07:02:21 -0800, art...@yahoo.com (artyw) found these unused
> words floating about:
>
> >"dustbird" <dust...@cross.wind> wrote in message news:<bu1aeg$j...@library1.airnews.net>...
> >> Professor Miller is the author of numerous papers on the social-sharing
> >> mechanisms and economic distribution systems of non-human species. One of
> >> his most intriguing studies was his observations of the gray squirrel (S.
> >> carolinensis) of the North American east and midwest (snip) quickly rejected by the Nobel Prize committee as being a plagiarism of an
> >> earlier famous work. The title of his paper was "To Halve and To Halve Nut."
> >
> >That's acorny title.
>
> "Walnuts" to you !

Walnut: Crazy support structure.

Tim Bruening

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Jul 29, 2006, 3:25:56 AM7/29/06

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Bovine: Mooing plant that climbs walls and fences.

Bovine: Vine that shoots arrows.

Emu: Cow on the Internet.

E-quine: Electronic horse.

Farming: A Chinese vase at a great distance that grows food.

nemo

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Jul 30, 2006, 6:49:20 AM7/30/06

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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ODN: Name of a chain of cinemas.

PNO: Musical instrument.

PNS: Willie!

nemo

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Jul 30, 2006, 6:50:04 AM7/30/06

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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Pecan leave nasty streaks down walls.

nemo

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Jul 30, 2006, 7:01:01 AM7/30/06

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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How can a great distance grow food?

Tim Bruening

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Aug 1, 2006, 3:58:49 AM8/1/06

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nemo wrote:

RB: Apine that B-longs to us.

Tim Bruening

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Aug 1, 2006, 4:00:46 AM8/1/06

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nemo wrote:

The vase that is far away is growing food.

nemo

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Aug 1, 2006, 7:03:32 AM8/1/06

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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Eyy knehw zett! Eyy knehw zett! Ze pun iz zett I pretended eyy didn't!

How's that man with a wooden leg called Fred getting on?

nemo

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Aug 1, 2006, 7:07:12 AM8/1/06

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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RBtraitor: He's deserted us and run off to live with an industial relations
consultant who specialises in solving disputes.

HelloAll

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Aug 1, 2006, 11:17:13 AM8/1/06

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you are right

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Tim Bruening

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Aug 3, 2006, 5:42:34 AM8/3/06

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nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44CF09B9...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:44CB0B33...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > DVD: Demon recording device.
> > > >
> > > > JD: Juvenile demon.
> > > >
> > > > JD: Lawyer demon.
> > > >
> > > > MD: Demon doctor.
> > > >
> > > > OD: Drugged demon.
> > >
> > > ODN: Name of a chain of cinemas.
> > >
> > > PNO: Musical instrument.
> > >
> > > PNS: Willie!
> >
> > RB: Apine that B-longs to us.
> >
> RBtraitor: He's deserted us and run off to live with an industial relations
> consultant who specialises in solving disputes.

S Spresso: Coeffe between R and Tea.

Tim Bruening

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Jul 30, 2008, 1:39:25 AM7/30/08

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Tim Bruening

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Jul 30, 2008, 1:44:33 AM7/30/08

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Tim Bruening

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Aug 1, 2008, 8:23:58 PM8/1/08

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nemo wrote:

RB: Apine that B-longs to us.

Tim Bruening

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Aug 1, 2008, 8:35:30 PM8/1/08

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nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44CF09B9...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:44CB0B33...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > DVD: Demon recording device.
> > > >
> > > > JD: Juvenile demon.
> > > >
> > > > JD: Lawyer demon.
> > > >
> > > > MD: Demon doctor.
> > > >
> > > > OD: Drugged demon.
> > >
> > > ODN: Name of a chain of cinemas.
> > >
> > > PNO: Musical instrument.
> > >
> > > PNS: Willie!
> >
> > RB: Apine that B-longs to us.
> >
> RBtraitor: He's deserted us and run off to live with an industial relations
> consultant who specialises in solving disputes.

S Spresso: Coeffe between R and Tea.

Tim Bruening

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Aug 3, 2009, 7:39:27 PM8/3/09

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nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44CF09B9...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:44CB0B33...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > DVD: Demon recording device.
> > > >
> > > > JD: Juvenile demon.
> > > >
> > > > JD: Lawyer demon.
> > > >
> > > > MD: Demon doctor.
> > > >
> > > > OD: Drugged demon.
> > >
> > > ODN: Name of a chain of cinemas.
> > >
> > > PNO: Musical instrument.
> > >
> > > PNS: Willie!
> >
> > RB: Apine that B-longs to us.
> >
> RBtraitor: He's deserted us and run off to live with an industial relations
> consultant who specialises in solving disputes.

S Spresso: Coeffe between R and Tea.

Tim Bruening

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Sep 22, 2009, 3:29:56 PM9/22/09

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nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44CF09B9...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:44CB0B33...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > DVD: Demon recording device.
> > > >
> > > > JD: Juvenile demon.
> > > >
> > > > JD: Lawyer demon.
> > > >
> > > > MD: Demon doctor.
> > > >
> > > > OD: Drugged demon.
> > >
> > > ODN: Name of a chain of cinemas.
> > >
> > > PNO: Musical instrument.
> > >
> > > PNS: Willie!
> >
> > RB: Apine that B-longs to us.
> >
> RBtraitor: He's deserted us and run off to live with an industial relations
> consultant who specialises in solving disputes.

S Spresso: Coeffe between R and Tea.

nemo

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Sep 27, 2009, 11:50:50 AM9/27/09

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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Ffroffy coffee! Don;t like it meself. I have Kenco's Carte Noire
decaffeinated.

The Carte Noire is what they deliver it in, pulled by un cheval noire aussi,
sorry, horsey!

Blimey! I remembered some Froggygeschprakt!

Tim Bruening

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Oct 30, 2010, 9:01:46 AM10/30/10

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nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44CF09B9...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:44CB0B33...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > DVD: Demon recording device.
> > > >
> > > > JD: Juvenile demon.
> > > >
> > > > JD: Lawyer demon.
> > > >
> > > > MD: Demon doctor.
> > > >
> > > > OD: Drugged demon.
> > >
> > > ODN: Name of a chain of cinemas.
> > >
> > > PNO: Musical instrument.
> > >
> > > PNS: Willie!
> >
> > RB: Apine that B-longs to us.
> >
> RBtraitor: He's deserted us and run off to live with an industial relations
> consultant who specialises in solving disputes.

S Spresso: Coeffe between R and Tea.

Tim Bruening

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Jan 1, 2011, 10:46:21 AM1/1/11

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nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44CF09B9...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:44CB0B33...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > DVD: Demon recording device.
> > > >
> > > > JD: Juvenile demon.
> > > >
> > > > JD: Lawyer demon.
> > > >
> > > > MD: Demon doctor.
> > > >
> > > > OD: Drugged demon.
> > >
> > > ODN: Name of a chain of cinemas.
> > >
> > > PNO: Musical instrument.
> > >
> > > PNS: Willie!
> >
> > RB: Apine that B-longs to us.
> >
> RBtraitor: He's deserted us and run off to live with an industial relations
> consultant who specialises in solving disputes.

S Spresso: Coeffe between R and Tea.

Tim Bruening

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Mar 3, 2011, 10:22:39 PM3/3/11

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nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44CF09B9...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:44CB0B33...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > DVD: Demon recording device.
> > > >
> > > > JD: Juvenile demon.
> > > >
> > > > JD: Lawyer demon.
> > > >
> > > > MD: Demon doctor.
> > > >
> > > > OD: Drugged demon.
> > >
> > > ODN: Name of a chain of cinemas.
> > >
> > > PNO: Musical instrument.
> > >
> > > PNS: Willie!
> >
> > RB: Apine that B-longs to us.
> >
> RBtraitor: He's deserted us and run off to live with an industial relations
> consultant who specialises in solving disputes.

S Spresso: Coeffe between R and Tea.

Nemo

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Apr 18, 2011, 7:01:32 PM4/18/11

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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B-tween R N T?

I RNT my home - although it's payed by Benny Fits these days.